Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader but it's a weird PS2 game

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

Күн бұрын

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@anthognome
@anthognome 4 жыл бұрын
I'm two minutes in. There is no way that this isn't a horror game.
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
Ha, you said it!
@tombstonejones9581
@tombstonejones9581 4 жыл бұрын
9:10
@bruh-vr9cf
@bruh-vr9cf 4 жыл бұрын
Your not wrong
@hugovinicius2068
@hugovinicius2068 4 жыл бұрын
5 second in and I already can see that the audio production value went up. This is going to be a gem!
@KitsuneFyora
@KitsuneFyora 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. That kid laugh immediately means some shit is behind you trying to eat your face off and steal your soul
@roseofindigo7911
@roseofindigo7911 4 жыл бұрын
I'm expecting Kevin to kill a bunch of children on the sims 4 to assert dominance.He may not be smarter than a 5th grader but he is stronger.
@triphazardd
@triphazardd 4 жыл бұрын
Well, since he can't kill these ones
@stygian8049
@stygian8049 4 жыл бұрын
The last line is perfection
@antandy1199
@antandy1199 4 жыл бұрын
Don't give him ideas, he'll find a way to do it!
@callmeluna8903
@callmeluna8903 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@generalbanana1885
@generalbanana1885 4 жыл бұрын
Pufferfish works, he killed a kid in his restaurant a year or two back.
@Alexiofy
@Alexiofy 4 жыл бұрын
Ironically, Kevin did not know about the "Ring of Fire"
@icollectstories5702
@icollectstories5702 4 жыл бұрын
But Johnny Cash did!
@h2owl205
@h2owl205 4 жыл бұрын
Top notch comment
@kieranspeegle9526
@kieranspeegle9526 4 жыл бұрын
*war flashbacks to comedy night*
@danpryle313
@danpryle313 4 жыл бұрын
"come on kid lets all sit in a circle."
@Alex_IHateHandles
@Alex_IHateHandles 4 жыл бұрын
Kieran Speegle So I saw a film recently...
@pandakatiefominz
@pandakatiefominz 4 жыл бұрын
"I am NOT smarter than a fifth grader" The fifth grader who got the question wrong: 👁👄👁
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
That was a super difficult question to be honest
@Mystic189
@Mystic189 4 жыл бұрын
.👄.
@whyamihere7846
@whyamihere7846 4 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁 🤲🏽
@Mystic189
@Mystic189 4 жыл бұрын
@@whyamihere7846 .👄.
@CivilCaine
@CivilCaine 4 жыл бұрын
👄👁👄
@nicholasrobertson4200
@nicholasrobertson4200 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: komodo dragon? Aren't they a little lizard? Komodo dragon: *The largest lizard in the world*
@AndreasIvans
@AndreasIvans 4 жыл бұрын
They also have their own island
@pyrrhusofepirus8491
@pyrrhusofepirus8491 4 жыл бұрын
Andreas Ivan and soon to come... an Empire...
@squidpile
@squidpile 4 жыл бұрын
Roman Woolner soon, they shall take the universe...
@nathan4165
@nathan4165 4 жыл бұрын
Well... Deimos is also the smallest moon in the solar system, not the largest. It all balances out :)
@Dark0neone
@Dark0neone 4 жыл бұрын
@@nathan4165 ....what?
@lewashby8662
@lewashby8662 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?" *Kevin talking into his VR mic like an actual idiot*
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku speaking of actual idiots.
@itsyaboibiggusdiggus420
@itsyaboibiggusdiggus420 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku ah feck,here we go again
@Beaver_Monday
@Beaver_Monday 4 жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku eat shit
@graysoniguess520
@graysoniguess520 4 жыл бұрын
AxxL a, literally no body asked, b, don’t call yourself the unprettiest because you spelt it wrong and you haven’t even seen every youtuber in the world, and no one is literally going to sympathise for by subbing to you because you can call yourself ugly
@cuff1626
@cuff1626 4 жыл бұрын
Mean
@KNEEsocksandsandals
@KNEEsocksandsandals 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you suRe yoUre noT a fiFTh grAdeR?" Wow man, you got the whole squad laughing.
@ihateeverybodynotajoke2491
@ihateeverybodynotajoke2491 4 жыл бұрын
i’d like but it’s at 420
@remmus7742
@remmus7742 4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Branigin wow haha get it because it’s the funny weed number haha funny joke
@maccabs
@maccabs 3 жыл бұрын
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUNEE
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 3 жыл бұрын
CURSED
@DisgruntledGoblin
@DisgruntledGoblin 3 жыл бұрын
He sounds so drunk the whole time, it's amazing XD
@niyaxm03
@niyaxm03 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *chooses first grade math* Also Kevin: “why is this so easy”
@SimpleProductions
@SimpleProductions 4 жыл бұрын
👽😂🤣
@LynnAgain83
@LynnAgain83 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 1️⃣➕1️⃣ =🤔
@spiderz5145
@spiderz5145 4 жыл бұрын
Free range chicken nuggets 2️⃣4️⃣❗️
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 4 жыл бұрын
niyaxm OH🤣
@westallen2383
@westallen2383 4 жыл бұрын
Friend: "who's your favorite singer?" Kevin: "alikeya keys"
@Conceptcreator
@Conceptcreator 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin... It was the smallest moon... The kid selected largest moon
@vocexseta
@vocexseta 3 жыл бұрын
I would've gotten it wrong because my 90's brain still thought of Pluto's moon as the smallest. Damn it.
@snowy5789
@snowy5789 3 жыл бұрын
No deimos has a lot of water he actually got it right I looked it up on google and it is the smallest moon too
@itzi6249
@itzi6249 3 жыл бұрын
@@snowy5789 yes google is reliable. It you debunk this, you can eliminate 2 answers by knowing that ganymede is the largest moon and there are alot of moons orbiting jupiter that orbit clockwise.
@itzi6249
@itzi6249 3 жыл бұрын
They are called irregular moons iirc.
@bean7837
@bean7837 3 жыл бұрын
@@vocexseta Deimos is still smaller than Charon my dude
@johannbeyl8966
@johannbeyl8966 4 жыл бұрын
Komodi dragons are little lizards right. Meanwhile komodo dragons: literally the largest living lizard
@MJonMBoviM
@MJonMBoviM 4 жыл бұрын
Wait they are bigger than crocs and gators? Or are they just classified differently?
@ryanfuller4401
@ryanfuller4401 4 жыл бұрын
What about the lizard people?
@aozorakei5288
@aozorakei5288 4 жыл бұрын
@@MJonMBoviM Believe it or not crocs and gators are more closely related to birds than you'd think
@MartyKay
@MartyKay 4 жыл бұрын
@@aozorakei5288 I believe you, there is a croc sitting on a tree next to my window singing me a good morning every day.
@gramlive1
@gramlive1 4 жыл бұрын
Well compared to dragons the komodo dragons are just little lizards right?
@uwillbeefound6439
@uwillbeefound6439 4 жыл бұрын
"Komodo dragons are small lizard" well at least the lizard bit is right...
@SimpleProductions
@SimpleProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Truu
@kylelopez7631
@kylelopez7631 4 жыл бұрын
Show him a video of it killing something. He wont ever forget.
@oyeronkeolabode5813
@oyeronkeolabode5813 4 жыл бұрын
I have seen two komono lizards in my life and both were terrifying.
@frauleinbird
@frauleinbird 3 жыл бұрын
@@oyeronkeolabode5813 I actually think they're pretty adorable. Perhaps because the only ones I met had really cool names (like Hurricane) and were trained to recognize colors and shapes, and to walk on leashes during the first lockdown. A giant lizard using an elevator is quite a sight.
@Itsachapel
@Itsachapel 3 жыл бұрын
@@frauleinbird they are, I love them! You should see them in the wolf though, especially in rural areas from where they come from - they often kill people and you just hear them running at you from within the grass. D;
@NotAquesart
@NotAquesart 4 жыл бұрын
Host: "Name a yellow fruit" Kevin: "Yellow"
@NotAquesart
@NotAquesart 4 жыл бұрын
@Ginger Hitler Is this an inside joke?
@UnknownGamer40464
@UnknownGamer40464 4 жыл бұрын
Orange
@lemonade1858
@lemonade1858 4 жыл бұрын
UnknownGamer40464 ok bommer 😎😎
@UnknownGamer40464
@UnknownGamer40464 4 жыл бұрын
@@lemonade1858 shut up not obama
@00Raven00
@00Raven00 4 жыл бұрын
Orange
@masterofreality6201
@masterofreality6201 4 жыл бұрын
"HOW MANY QUARTERS ARE IN TWO QUARTERS?" Kevin: I'm gonna use the cheat on that one.
@UnknownGamer40464
@UnknownGamer40464 4 жыл бұрын
Nah its the music shit that threw him off
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
That was a super difficult question to be honest
@realhuman5688
@realhuman5688 4 жыл бұрын
Trey Walker It would be for someone not into music, but for someone into music it would be easy.
@salzkuuu
@salzkuuu 4 жыл бұрын
Can’t you also figure that out through math and not even need to know music? Or did I come up with the right answer wrong? I thought that 1/4 is a quarter therefore 2/4 has two quarters
@Bleagle
@Bleagle 4 жыл бұрын
@@salzkuuu Nope, that's the correct reasoning
@Spootnik
@Spootnik 4 жыл бұрын
The slowdown makes everyone terrifying except Jeff Foxworthy, it just makes him sound drunk
@SieMiezekatze
@SieMiezekatze 3 жыл бұрын
I love the name fox worthy, reminds me of a south American lastime that is was 'nada" (nothing)
@killminewin4733
@killminewin4733 3 жыл бұрын
Are youu surrre yourrre not a fITH Graideer?
@Corkoth55
@Corkoth55 9 ай бұрын
​@@SieMiezekatzewhat
@rocky3128
@rocky3128 4 жыл бұрын
Answer: “the ring of fire, a very active volcano region” All long time subscribers: “Ring of Fire? I haven’t heard that name in years”
@fableinside1
@fableinside1 4 жыл бұрын
And it burns, burns, burns...
@ashleighrose2332
@ashleighrose2332 4 жыл бұрын
Just hearing him say "Ring of fire" brings back sweet, sweet memories 😜😂😂
@berpipo
@berpipo 4 жыл бұрын
man it's been like... a few days at least.
@tiptoes9847
@tiptoes9847 4 жыл бұрын
Love is a burning thing...
@scarletbard6511
@scarletbard6511 4 жыл бұрын
And it makes, a fiery ring.
@jonathanwaswrong3917
@jonathanwaswrong3917 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think babies have kneecaps." -Kebin
@TheWhite0wl
@TheWhite0wl 4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Was Wrong I mean, he’s right 🤷🏼‍♀️
@jonathanwaswrong3917
@jonathanwaswrong3917 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheWhite0wl, checks out... not until they're 4... hahahahahahahaha I knew they had more bones than less... the truly amazing thing is that something that sounds so reee is actually true.... great. God bless! PS Why did Kevin know that babies specifically don't have kneecaps?
@peterpepa3041
@peterpepa3041 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanwaswrong3917 *Kebin
@90bubbel60
@90bubbel60 4 жыл бұрын
they wont after im done with them :)
@flaviusbelisarius7517
@flaviusbelisarius7517 4 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanwaswrong3917 he was going to make a hobby of stealing babies knee caps but found out the hard way
@hamjaro2920
@hamjaro2920 4 жыл бұрын
When Kevin pronounces Alicia as "Ali-key-ah", Patreon supporter named Felicia: I'm in danger.
@feline256
@feline256 4 жыл бұрын
I did not believe the Alicia I know could actually have her name mispronounced like that. 😂 Lol
@douchemccracken449
@douchemccracken449 4 жыл бұрын
It’s the way of the Irish. Listen to him say _three_ ... They say _tree_
@kaylynno_kae7919
@kaylynno_kae7919 4 жыл бұрын
Douche McCracken My cousin who is from Chicago says Tree instead of Three. I think he might be Irish.
@douchemccracken449
@douchemccracken449 4 жыл бұрын
Kaylynn Is Bad at Everything Yes
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess
@APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 жыл бұрын
Felikeya
@phelovepokemon
@phelovepokemon 4 жыл бұрын
"It's... just you... and me...George" This is both hilarious and kinda murdery
@gracehaven5459
@gracehaven5459 4 жыл бұрын
Crybaby Panda Of Mice and Men theme intensifies
@squirrelcoom
@squirrelcoom 4 жыл бұрын
Law & Order sound effect
@missmary1992
@missmary1992 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't think babies have kneecaps." Theres a sentence I never thought I would hear 🤣
@PiaPiaPierrot
@PiaPiaPierrot 4 жыл бұрын
Miss Mary babies actually don’t have kneecaps, kneecaps are formed as babies grow! They are cartilage that solidified as they ge
@PiaPiaPierrot
@PiaPiaPierrot 4 жыл бұрын
Age*
@kin1562
@kin1562 4 жыл бұрын
zeal mint chaos nothing to break then 😔
@missmary1992
@missmary1992 4 жыл бұрын
@@PiaPiaPierrot dang I didn't know that. That's interesting
@thephonelad7887
@thephonelad7887 4 жыл бұрын
@@missmary1992 you now you can just edit it right?
@cierpie8874
@cierpie8874 4 жыл бұрын
4:23 "I'm gonna do a little woohoo" The Sims players: *ohno*
@ahzayah9026
@ahzayah9026 4 жыл бұрын
'Im gonna do a little woohoo with half od the city (that alive half) and then make them single mothers"
@racheledmunds2681
@racheledmunds2681 4 жыл бұрын
Ok Don Lothario! XD
@NoteToLoser
@NoteToLoser 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind Kevin doing a little woohoo in front of me 😁
@bohawkes1253
@bohawkes1253 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *Opens his video in a school classroom Me: *Has flashbacks to the last time he entered a school classroom in fallout
@TommFoolery
@TommFoolery 4 жыл бұрын
*Oh god. Not again*
@HelpW4nted
@HelpW4nted 4 жыл бұрын
The boomers went boom
@jeremygelwicks1177
@jeremygelwicks1177 4 жыл бұрын
*Who lost a leg?*
@madgamercaddwd9455
@madgamercaddwd9455 4 жыл бұрын
I'm slowly starting to fall in love with Kebin... His little woohos and the lagginess of his voice just makes my Heart beat at 3fps.
@samspielmann7704
@samspielmann7704 4 жыл бұрын
You might want to get that checked by a doctor
@theshiniestmermaidonearth4283
@theshiniestmermaidonearth4283 4 жыл бұрын
Oh God, me too! It’s like I can’t help it. I love the stupid pixelated dope. With that blue shirt and weird clapping style YES DADDY
@handsomest1
@handsomest1 4 жыл бұрын
Peachie u single?
@joecisco7504
@joecisco7504 4 жыл бұрын
@@handsomest1 Trying to date on KZbin? Eww how can you measure compatibility, values and get a sense of their personality and what they're like as a person
@handsomest1
@handsomest1 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Cisco u gae?
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 4 жыл бұрын
The contestant looks as if his soul has been ripped from his body. As if he's thinking "I'm really on a game show trying to prove I'm smarter than schoolkids. What am I doing with my life?"
@aliciaroux7577
@aliciaroux7577 4 жыл бұрын
"Ali-key-ah" broke me 😂😂 I've heard many (mis)pronunciation of my name but this has to be the best 😂😂 Great hob Kebin
@MyNipplesArePointy
@MyNipplesArePointy 4 жыл бұрын
Isn't Alicia a fairly common name? I have two in my class and two more in other years that i know of and I've never heard anyone mispronounce it before
@joshuaantoine4575
@joshuaantoine4575 4 жыл бұрын
@@MyNipplesArePointy i've never met anyone with that name but it seems easy to pronounce to me.
@BurnerT68
@BurnerT68 4 жыл бұрын
im from germany and i still dont know who to pronounce this name 😂
@MyNipplesArePointy
@MyNipplesArePointy 4 жыл бұрын
@@BurnerT68 at least in English it's pronounced Aleesha
@AdrianGarcia-cj7ux
@AdrianGarcia-cj7ux 4 жыл бұрын
@@MyNipplesArePointy i thought it was pronounced A-lee-c-ah
@amystrader5139
@amystrader5139 4 жыл бұрын
“...sometimes you have to ask stupid questions...” isn’t that like the basis of every video
@qzeq
@qzeq 4 жыл бұрын
Stupid questions are the norm. Sometimes there might be a good question.
@jsmalls9575
@jsmalls9575 4 жыл бұрын
Game: Oh, Kebin’s playing. Let’s slow this thing down drastically for him.
@dodoschipper6635
@dodoschipper6635 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah slow it down, just a little bit.
@minaxsocietas480
@minaxsocietas480 4 жыл бұрын
He's playing on an emulator.
@wraithflowers
@wraithflowers 4 жыл бұрын
*jeff makes a joke* *the audience:* not funny, didn't laugh
@SimpleProductions
@SimpleProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin's jokes only a lil better
@renkun99
@renkun99 4 жыл бұрын
guy from Hitman: not funny.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 4 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney voice: Not funny!!!
@blumpet6250
@blumpet6250 4 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB I understand that reference!
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Foxworthy is hilarious. It's just because it's a very old game.
@alexmarini9003
@alexmarini9003 4 жыл бұрын
"How many quarter note beats are in a measure in two-quarter time?" Kebin: "Ah, i am going to cheat!"
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
That was a super difficult question to be honest
@livispuzzled
@livispuzzled 4 жыл бұрын
Trey Walker I cant tell if you’re serious, 2/4 time is the easiest aside from common or 3/4 time
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
@@livispuzzled It's not like music class actually teaches anything. They just tell you to go play an instrument until the bell rings.
@ludvigsundby
@ludvigsundby 4 жыл бұрын
Trey Walker I mean you don’t really need to know music theory, the question is straight up «how many 1/4’s are in 2/4?»
@livispuzzled
@livispuzzled 4 жыл бұрын
ludvig sundby exactly thank you
@andrewmorales3580
@andrewmorales3580 4 жыл бұрын
“kEeP gOinG” Kevin: SHUT UP KID!
@ornnyforeve
@ornnyforeve 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm terrified of Astronomy and Music" Well stay away from David Bowie my friend
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
Or Astronomy from Metallica's album Garage Inc. 😀
@BennyLlama39
@BennyLlama39 4 жыл бұрын
@@TexanEddie Yeah, I meant to mention that Metallica's version was a cover.
@TheBurningEngram
@TheBurningEngram 4 жыл бұрын
david bowie with a bowie knife
@reinagrant8572
@reinagrant8572 4 жыл бұрын
ben trimble i’m glad to know i’m not the only one who things of that cover a lot!
@ss-rc4tp
@ss-rc4tp 4 жыл бұрын
Dont forget klaatu
@KKC97
@KKC97 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I'm gonna do a little woohoo myself. Me an avid sims player: *is momentarily concerned* Kevin: woohoo! Me: oh. Whew!
@Emily.Russell
@Emily.Russell 4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing 😂😂
@jacelauren3683
@jacelauren3683 4 жыл бұрын
2 years ago- ring of fire: I’m about to make this whole man’s career today- ring of fire: I’m about to destroy this whole man’s career
@rov-0250
@rov-0250 4 жыл бұрын
4:27 That was creepy and extremely hilarious at the same time.
@MChief123
@MChief123 4 жыл бұрын
4:56 "Ah...Aurora Borealis?! In this time of day and this time of year and this part of the country localized entirely in your kitchen?"
@_NazzleDazzle
@_NazzleDazzle 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping someone would say this! 😂😂😂
@chrisvvector
@chrisvvector 4 жыл бұрын
may i see it?
@prest01
@prest01 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisvvector no
@DraconicDuelist
@DraconicDuelist 4 жыл бұрын
I don't get the reference. Is it to another of Kevin's videos?
@chrisvvector
@chrisvvector 4 жыл бұрын
Draconic Duelist no, its a meme called steamed hams. look it up.
@dannystirling5458
@dannystirling5458 4 жыл бұрын
I thought you were recording this intro in front of an actual 5th grade class and was *terrified* for their safety
@husband-of-chinggis
@husband-of-chinggis 4 жыл бұрын
since when is kevin allowed within 30ft of a school
@kazelias
@kazelias 4 жыл бұрын
@@husband-of-chinggis nice lmao
@rosieshaw2810
@rosieshaw2810 4 жыл бұрын
@@husband-of-chinggis sounds a bit noncey but okay
@kingcommon2984
@kingcommon2984 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Kevin didn't say anything about it being called "The Ring of Fire" has left me empty inside
@rx500android
@rx500android 4 жыл бұрын
Same, same
@Helixxs
@Helixxs 4 жыл бұрын
The good ol' days
@callmecoco9199
@callmecoco9199 4 жыл бұрын
:'(
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 4 жыл бұрын
That's not very Johnny Cash of him.
@panic8085
@panic8085 4 жыл бұрын
How dare he disrespect our favorite Kpop singer Johnny Cash like that >:(
@blastgames2774
@blastgames2774 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin, I just got out of a collage math class, listening to you talk about numerator and denominator gave me nam flash backs
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
It literally gave me Nam flashbacks. My teacher was Ms. Nam.😂
@treefiddytwoo
@treefiddytwoo 4 жыл бұрын
so like paper collages?
@RexusprimeIX
@RexusprimeIX 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand a word he said during that explanation. I remember finding it confusing in school how we were assigning names to numbers. I'm bad at names in general, and now we had to remember names in math. I'm so glad I'm not in school anymore, that was a nightmare.
@Emily.Russell
@Emily.Russell 4 жыл бұрын
No matter how much my teachers talk about numerators and denominators I can never keep then straight
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
@@Emily.Russell It's super easy though. And people wonder why the American education system is so bad when you can't even figure that out.🤦🏻‍♂️
@RRKS
@RRKS 4 жыл бұрын
"I am not smarter than a fifth grader" - Still.. The fifth grader was wrong too. So what does that prove? xD
@Scourge728
@Scourge728 4 жыл бұрын
the GAME was also wrong, what does that prove
@ceice2248
@ceice2248 4 жыл бұрын
He was salty for going last
@cmac1350
@cmac1350 4 жыл бұрын
The game got it wrong aswell
@hana__banana
@hana__banana 4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I am depressed, Kevin and his humour always cheers me up. Thank you for existing, man.
@harleypeterson2433
@harleypeterson2433 4 жыл бұрын
You doing okay
@1500Chevy
@1500Chevy 4 жыл бұрын
Humor*
@hana__banana
@hana__banana 4 жыл бұрын
@@harleypeterson2433 I am trying to :) ❤
@hana__banana
@hana__banana 4 жыл бұрын
@@1500Chevy I just googled it as I don't trust myself since I am not a native speaker, and both of us are correct! Humour is British English, and humor is American English :) Just like colour and color.
@harleypeterson2433
@harleypeterson2433 4 жыл бұрын
@@hana__banana good. It's a strange time right now so if you need anything, just reach out to someone. Someone is always there to help :)
@CianMcGuirk
@CianMcGuirk 4 жыл бұрын
"If you don't mind Jeff I'm going to peek at that child now!" - Kevin 2020
@whitneykaye
@whitneykaye 4 жыл бұрын
I really hope someone out there has a record of Kevin quotes organized by year.
@Ducky1033
@Ducky1033 4 жыл бұрын
you mean kerbin
@erin2778
@erin2778 4 жыл бұрын
Anonymous21 Actually it’s Kebin
@elsalene1044
@elsalene1044 4 жыл бұрын
Day 1 of telling Kevin that he's so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
@deathpryer
@deathpryer 4 жыл бұрын
Elsa Gordon I’m excited to see this saga develop
@somatic47
@somatic47 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda wordy, but it works 😂
@JohnDoe-qy5eu
@JohnDoe-qy5eu 4 жыл бұрын
Elsa Gordon this better go on for days
@JohnDoe-qy5eu
@JohnDoe-qy5eu 4 жыл бұрын
Elsa Gordon or decades😈
@Starlightbooper
@Starlightbooper 4 жыл бұрын
It's a quote from that one kevin video maybe that I don't remember..?
@quil72
@quil72 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "What's above California?" Me, has lived in Oregon my entire life: "There's nothing here. I'm living in a computer simulation."
@Captainwowzerz
@Captainwowzerz 4 жыл бұрын
I've only seen or heard of Oregon in video games so as far as I know that is true.
@psychomanatee3459
@psychomanatee3459 4 жыл бұрын
Another Oregonian here. Can confirm, all that's up here is potheads and bigfoot
@mirmmoobloom6877
@mirmmoobloom6877 4 жыл бұрын
I guess we’re all binary code now. Beep boop craft beer beep bob trees.
@nitya404
@nitya404 4 жыл бұрын
Arcadia Bay is up there
@chloeeechloeee9235
@chloeeechloeee9235 4 жыл бұрын
I’m in Washington and same
@jeremygelwicks1177
@jeremygelwicks1177 4 жыл бұрын
13:34 We're losing him, the game literally said "Ring of Fire" Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, how long has Jim kept you in the basement.
@wessmoore7894
@wessmoore7894 4 жыл бұрын
2:43 Kevin: Tries saying something in a stupid way. Also Kevin: Accidentally starts speaking German.
@Levy1111
@Levy1111 4 жыл бұрын
9:16 - "Deimos is the largest moon" *Ganymede menacingly looms over*
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 4 жыл бұрын
That's what his classmate picked. The correct answer was highlighted in green.
@samwilson7044
@samwilson7044 4 жыл бұрын
considering his comment about the Komodo dragon perhaps he never learned the definition of smallest and largest
@thewanderingmistnull2451
@thewanderingmistnull2451 4 жыл бұрын
@Felix E "Moon" is poorly-defined. The game likely went with the normal, non-scientific known moons. A 5th-grader isn't going to be learning that Rock SB-0068-X is the smallest moon because it's the smallest particle in Saturn's rings.
@jordanread5829
@jordanread5829 4 жыл бұрын
@Felix E This game show was to see if you are smarter than a 5th grader, not if you are the smartest person ever. So it goes off from the 5th grade syllabus. Which is why the questions in the first round range from grade 1 to grade 5.
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 4 жыл бұрын
I think the definition of a moon _should_ be: An object large and heavy enough to be spherical due to its own gravity, orbiting around a significantly heavier non-star (in which stars include stellar remnants) object. With specific values for just how spherical counts as spherical, and just how much heavier counts as significantly heavier. By this definition, Phobos and Deimos would no longer count as moons. As they damn well shouldn't, they're fucking captured asteroids.
@sirzinco4818
@sirzinco4818 4 жыл бұрын
Normal people when breaking mic: I guess I'll just get a new one Kevin:
@ratboy2791
@ratboy2791 4 жыл бұрын
It's high key adorable when he laughs and goes off screen
@melaninprincess.5237
@melaninprincess.5237 4 жыл бұрын
Rat Boy wbk
@vacadious
@vacadious 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: mentions the ring of fire Me: disappointed he didn’t break out into song
@alastairmcgetrick2145
@alastairmcgetrick2145 4 жыл бұрын
@5:35 "aw shhhhhhugar. Cant swear for the children" @9:25 "you little shit" HAHAHAHA never change Kevin
@alrazzahussein1691
@alrazzahussein1691 4 жыл бұрын
"Hey there, friends! How’s it going? My name is Ke🅱️in"
@husband-of-chinggis
@husband-of-chinggis 4 жыл бұрын
Opened the video and was instantly confused, 10/10 would reccomend
@husband-of-chinggis
@husband-of-chinggis 4 жыл бұрын
is this the definition of so cool and handsome with a bad boy feel to him
@joshsmith3954
@joshsmith3954 4 жыл бұрын
Game: Moves at 30 frames per second Kevin: still gets chirped for taking too long
@NotTemptation
@NotTemptation 4 жыл бұрын
1:42 well there’s something you should know Mr Foxworthy I’m Chris Hansen and we’re filming an investigation for dateline NBC.
@ever.4.n
@ever.4.n 4 жыл бұрын
THE HOST SOUNDS DRUNK EVERY TIME HE SPEAKS I’M DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@beanieguitarguy4070
@beanieguitarguy4070 4 жыл бұрын
“I know California is there” “I’m gonna go with hurricane because none of the others seem possible” Me, a Californian: *cries in drought*
@johndunn6756
@johndunn6756 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking, "two answers are correct. Drought and volcanoes." I too live in California and am within 100 miles of two volcanoes
@ashleighrose2332
@ashleighrose2332 4 жыл бұрын
"Cries in drought" 😂 God, I laughed
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 4 жыл бұрын
You might wanna save that moisture for later
@sammybrown5997
@sammybrown5997 4 жыл бұрын
The question is pacific NORTHwest.
@ryanhiggins8869
@ryanhiggins8869 4 жыл бұрын
There was a funnel cloud that formed above my house in Shasta County California last year... but that would have been a tornado if it touched down not a hurricane. I’m surprised that wildfires was not an option
@spiderz5145
@spiderz5145 4 жыл бұрын
“Hey there Kevin, it’s friends.” Kevin: I wish...
@BoredMurphy
@BoredMurphy 4 жыл бұрын
"Aren't they a little lizard" ...Not little but okay
@melissalayton213
@melissalayton213 4 жыл бұрын
Aha glad I wasn't the only one that picked up in that. 😂
@MrJakePaddy
@MrJakePaddy 4 жыл бұрын
The baby ones are little, he was obviously thinking of them.
@SimpleProductions
@SimpleProductions 4 жыл бұрын
You dont know if kevin is a Collossos
@SimpleProductions
@SimpleProductions 4 жыл бұрын
colossus
@MrJakePaddy
@MrJakePaddy 4 жыл бұрын
@@SimpleProductions dudes pretty tall
@mr.peanutbutter6969
@mr.peanutbutter6969 4 жыл бұрын
"Well Seymour, I made it. Despite your directions.
@martinkadlec6070
@martinkadlec6070 4 жыл бұрын
9:23 nope, it was the smallest (also WAS it is probably not anymore)
@CCCPRusRus
@CCCPRusRus 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, think Jupter has like 4 smaller moons now
@generalbanana1885
@generalbanana1885 4 жыл бұрын
Wow last time I was this early First Name Pickens was still alive.
@nosferat-ew
@nosferat-ew 4 жыл бұрын
General Banana RIP
@XxBigDaddyDagothxX
@XxBigDaddyDagothxX 4 жыл бұрын
General Banana too soon
@kewoshk
@kewoshk 4 жыл бұрын
He lived a short and tormented life lol
@humlegard-gaming
@humlegard-gaming 4 жыл бұрын
First name Pickens? More like first dead Pickens... Or lots of Pickens died through the years
@nosferat-ew
@nosferat-ew 4 жыл бұрын
Kevser K yet it feels like he was with us for an eternity
@Tortle4444
@Tortle4444 4 жыл бұрын
13:33 And it burns burns burns The Ring of Fire The Ring of Fire
@avryantoinette
@avryantoinette 4 жыл бұрын
I've never screamed "VOLCANOS" so loudly at a computer screen before.
@saranemcova5448
@saranemcova5448 4 жыл бұрын
As a European I had no idea 😅
@malcolm5965
@malcolm5965 4 жыл бұрын
@@saranemcova5448 As an American I had no idea.
@saranemcova5448
@saranemcova5448 4 жыл бұрын
@@malcolm5965 😂😂😂
@bengal4047
@bengal4047 4 жыл бұрын
I wasn't looking at the screen at the time, so my initial thought was 'earthquakes'
@thewinter_
@thewinter_ 4 жыл бұрын
as someone who actually lives there, I can confirm that there are NO GODDAMN VOLCANOES
@princessketamine0
@princessketamine0 4 жыл бұрын
2:57 me when I get an answer on a multiple choice question correct but not for the reason I thought it was
@NoiseDay
@NoiseDay 4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title to this game: Proving the American education system is useless.
@juicecakes
@juicecakes 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It really is.
@candiedskull9841
@candiedskull9841 4 жыл бұрын
At least we learn how to read?
@blakedup6190
@blakedup6190 4 жыл бұрын
except kevin isint in america.........you with your retarded comment however have just proved that statement to be correct..... congrats on the life fail!
@vetreas366
@vetreas366 4 жыл бұрын
@@blakedup6190 Don't think he was talking about Kevin. Also... with that moon question... it is actually proving that the American education system is in dire need of some help... Lots and lots of help
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 4 жыл бұрын
Blaked Up They were talkin about the game, u moron. U know the one based on the American school system?? Obviously.
@shrek181
@shrek181 4 жыл бұрын
“Why’s there some weird Irish man standing in the back?”
@veil.of.alicia
@veil.of.alicia 4 жыл бұрын
from now on I will pronounce my name as alikia, thanks kebin
@skeetsmcgrew3282
@skeetsmcgrew3282 4 жыл бұрын
You are adorable so you call yourself whatever you want 😁
@coryman125
@coryman125 4 жыл бұрын
"It WAS largest moon and he got it wrong!" ...No Kevin. It was smallest, and he got confused by you saying it was the largest ;)
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 4 жыл бұрын
And even that's still wrong. All of the answers are wrong!
@WildArtichokes
@WildArtichokes 4 жыл бұрын
@@drunkenhobo8020 Ur wrong! He's wrong! Everyone's wrong!
@Krajenda
@Krajenda 4 жыл бұрын
@@drunkenhobo8020 What's the smallest moon in our solar system then?
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 4 жыл бұрын
I mean I'd have to look it up to be honest as the smallest ones quite often don't even have proper names and new ones get discovered fairly regularly. "S/2009 S 1" according to Wikipedia. Catchy name and with a with a 150 m radius it's considerably smaller than Deimos (a massive 6200 m radius there).
@Levy1111
@Levy1111 4 жыл бұрын
@@Krajenda Either Aegaeon or S/2009 S 1 (both orbiting Saturn), depending who you ask and what do they still considered a moon.
@Vortex_Dominion
@Vortex_Dominion 4 жыл бұрын
KZbin just asked me if i liked this video. I 5 starred it and said it was enjoyable and heartwarming. Kevins laugh always warms my cold dead heart
@thecrazyastrogirl
@thecrazyastrogirl 2 жыл бұрын
The music in this episode threw me back a bit I’m sitting in my bedroom, sick asf and still managing to sing along to this old intro like I used to do when I watched this as a literal fifth grader
@Mark-gs5gj
@Mark-gs5gj 4 жыл бұрын
13:33 Talking about the Ring of fire and not even using his golden sining voice???
@124Nightwing
@124Nightwing 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: “What’s above California?” Me, an Oregonian: :(
@samspielmann7704
@samspielmann7704 4 жыл бұрын
Oregano
@d.w.reiner9101
@d.w.reiner9101 4 жыл бұрын
Same. Gotta love those Oregon hurricanes.
@peacheekeen1501
@peacheekeen1501 4 жыл бұрын
Same here, so many people think California is all of the west coast. Sometimes when people find out I'm from Oregon, they ask where it is and when I tell them they say I'm wrong.
@ceice2248
@ceice2248 4 жыл бұрын
Baja California, Oregon, Washington state, and British Columbia:*ahem*
@acidstrummer
@acidstrummer 4 жыл бұрын
You upload at 7am each day where I live. It's a great start to my day, then I go back to sleep.
@validark
@validark 4 жыл бұрын
Ok mood
@phelovepokemon
@phelovepokemon 4 жыл бұрын
😂brilliant
@traitorgiraffe
@traitorgiraffe 4 жыл бұрын
I've lived in the pacific northwest for 30 years and droughts are more prevalent...also foxworthy sounds totally wasted on his lines
@auntiem0thman
@auntiem0thman 2 жыл бұрын
It's like that video of Jonathan Frakes asking you things except it's slowed down and he just seems like a weird drunk homeless man asking random questions 😂
@luigiboi5156
@luigiboi5156 4 жыл бұрын
7:16 I was in music for school last year and this caused me physical pain
@MichaelHill-sg8ks
@MichaelHill-sg8ks 4 жыл бұрын
Q: What distinction does one of Mars' moons, Deimos, hold in the Solar System? A: Largest Moon Ganymede: I don't even know who you are.
@lenkagamine4145
@lenkagamine4145 4 жыл бұрын
@Felix E I think they meant smallest moon of mars, maybe? It didnt sound like that really but, I cant think of any other way it could make sense.
@NoiseDay
@NoiseDay 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin contemplating water while I internally scream about how water is necessary for life, so it's a big deal when there's a little ice on Mars
@RadioMist
@RadioMist 4 жыл бұрын
@Felix E yeah but "some unnamed moons of Saturn" doesn't have the same ring to it
@RRW359
@RRW359 4 жыл бұрын
@@RadioMist *Ba Dum Tss*
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 4 жыл бұрын
That was a super difficult question to be honest. They don't teach you about moons. I didn't even know there was more than 1 until 7th grade
@nixielad
@nixielad 4 жыл бұрын
"Name a yellow fruit." "O R A N G E !"
@Starlightbooper
@Starlightbooper 4 жыл бұрын
microsoft
@CB_W0lf
@CB_W0lf 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh i think that would be something id do under pressure, unfortunately 😂😭
@221Prohunter
@221Prohunter 4 жыл бұрын
wow its almost like that was in the video or something
@nixielad
@nixielad 4 жыл бұрын
@@221Prohunter I know, it's crazy!
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 4 жыл бұрын
@@221Prohunter it's also like deaf people exist too! Coincidence?
@goose8868
@goose8868 4 жыл бұрын
But you already fulfilled your dream of being on a game show. You did it in “the Bible game” for the PS2.
@Engardian
@Engardian 2 жыл бұрын
5:26 I was looking away and then got startled because Kevin called my name authoritatively. I thought I was in trouble…
@bruhbruhbruhh3057
@bruhbruhbruhh3057 4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Me when my parents tell me that their divorce was my fault: 10:45
@colmlooney5843
@colmlooney5843 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Sees Kevin in a school at the beginning with kids in the background. Also me: Well, this can't be good.
@knight_core
@knight_core 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin: “I flunked out... well that’s accurate!”
@Undead_E
@Undead_E 4 жыл бұрын
Love is a burning thing 13:33
@cierpie8874
@cierpie8874 4 жыл бұрын
And it makes a fiery ring
@catvmouserubix728
@catvmouserubix728 4 жыл бұрын
Bound by a wild desire
@kamstr1987
@kamstr1987 4 жыл бұрын
This is one of the first obscure games I've actually played. Thanks for the nostalgia kevin.
@theodorepinnock1517
@theodorepinnock1517 4 жыл бұрын
Watching Kevin get all these right makes me feel like a proud parent.
@sandstormblades9274
@sandstormblades9274 4 жыл бұрын
It WaS ThE SMaLLeST MoON kEvIn
@WinryGames
@WinryGames 4 жыл бұрын
Please please play “Seaman” on the dreamcast because it is the weirdest game ever and you will love it
@StarWyvernHPB
@StarWyvernHPB 4 жыл бұрын
CallmeKebin, the best person in the call me family
@lucerogonzales4854
@lucerogonzales4854 4 жыл бұрын
"Name a yellow fruit" "Orange" I'm literally crying right now 😂😭
@Xcarbonizer
@Xcarbonizer 4 жыл бұрын
i don't know why that's supposed to be a stupid answer. yellow oranges are a real thing
@SieMiezekatze
@SieMiezekatze 3 жыл бұрын
Probably cause orange is a name and a color in many languages is the irony
@some-replies
@some-replies 4 жыл бұрын
"I know so much about animals. I've seen most of them" I laughed so fucking hard the neighbors came and checked on me
@FriendlyHomie
@FriendlyHomie 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Kevin in that jacket makes me want to see him on a Harley.
@SimpleProductions
@SimpleProductions 4 жыл бұрын
Knievel that shit$$$$$
@kharneththebloodgod9977
@kharneththebloodgod9977 4 жыл бұрын
9:38. next game: can you beat up a 5th grader.
@hasanhuseyinpenekli7722
@hasanhuseyinpenekli7722 4 жыл бұрын
I’m actually pretty impressed how he figured out the Narnia question. :D
@jprofio
@jprofio 6 ай бұрын
The realism of the audience responding to Jeff Foxworthy's jokes with dead silence is the best part tbh
@frogprinced2937
@frogprinced2937 3 жыл бұрын
“What’s above California?” Me living in Oregon like 👁👄👁
@Stella.22g
@Stella.22g 4 жыл бұрын
Day 28 of telling Kevin he makes our life brighter by making content he enjoys doing 💖💖💖
@RickDrift
@RickDrift 4 жыл бұрын
Person: What constitutes being smarter than a 5th grader? Person 2: Knowledge of The Chronicles of Narnia!
@thainasilveira9560
@thainasilveira9560 4 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU ❤ you've been making my days so much happier since I found your channel, thank you so much kevin 💞💞💞
@andrewhickinbottom1051
@andrewhickinbottom1051 4 жыл бұрын
4:54 "The steamed hams memes didnt teach me this" Also, the host sounds drunk! The gameshow host, not Kevin.
@GoEvenHarder
@GoEvenHarder 4 жыл бұрын
4:30 when the "laugh" button doesn't work
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