This is what happens when you're a horrible king in Bitlife

[@jupiterzombies]

Kevin pressing 'make it so' over and over only to realize he killed like, 10 random hippies, was the highlight of my day

[@mathiassvendsen9788]

Honest mistake. Could happen to anyone. That's actually how the 60's ended. Too many people accidentally kept killing hippies until there were just none left. #themoreyouknow

[@SamTaylorsVersion]

Hahahaha

[@am_Nein]

The best part being his immediate panic afterwards as the popups just kept coming and the people just kept getting angrier

[@notaword1136]

"All publicity is good publicity" he says after a revolt against him lead to him being stripped of royal status and exiled to Colombia

[@notaword1136]

@Inti Nicolás Fierro Oroza ya know, I thought that was it, but then google gave me Columbia and I'm now remembering that there's one of those in the US

[@IamaPERSON]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl Maghot

[@spelcheak]

@Inti Nicolás Fierro Oroza He's just being less specific.

[@dazitow]

It's Colombia, not "Columbia"

[@demo99772]

​@@dazitowfeel proud? This sht was 3 years ago, and u still decided to correct his spelling🤦‍♂️

[@backonlazer791]

I wonder if Kevin realizes that a parrot repeating "I killed my dad" probably won't get the parrot blamed for the assassination of Dick's dad.

[@Naestro9]

R. I. P father of the parrot, i killedmyfather, who was murdered by his son, I killedmyfather

[@ashikjaman1940]

Actually the parrot is Dick's dad, and they share both parents

[@Kenzie776]

@@ashikjaman1940 that would make the parrot his sibling not his dad 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@AngelBirdo]

@@Kenzie776 not in Alabama

[@gundar-x1p]

@@Naestro9 this is confusing now

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

“I’m customizing him, he looks 100% Irish” He also looks very suspiciously like you, Kevin....

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@emrahalien2972]

Wow you racist! you think all irish looks the same now don't yah?

[@murphysLawz]

Nah, he's not as pale as Kevin

[@trla6505]

That's what peak irish looks like 99

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

5:44 "I'm a bad king" Ah yes, the sky is blue and the sun is hot as well.

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@spacesheep_]

ew bots

[@IamaPERSON]

@@greggpowers980 disgusting

[@IamaPERSON]

@@spacesheep_ ikr

[@thenumber1coolestperson688]

YOU WATCH KEVIN TOO??? BE MY FRIEND!!!

[@bornxntuesday]

I mean, our previous King "accidentally" killed his brother and became King. This new King of Spain is just following tradition, I guess.

[@ahopefor]

That's the Spanish monarchy for ya.

[@silvermoons7539]

I just looked it up and omigosh. Who cleans a loaded gun? Hella fake xD

[@bornxntuesday]

@@silvermoons7539 And we always hear the story told like he was young (they even put pictures of them as kids), but he was 18 years old and had been in the army. Kinda sus xD

[@silvermoons7539]

@@bornxntuesday very xD

[@Liurika]

I'm Spanish and I forgot this bit of history.... Wth xD

[@NMornigstar]

I miss the "my name is Kevin", even tho ... I know for a while he's kevin

[@legitzexox6805]

I feel you bro

[@ZDucky1]

Me too......

[@anastasialovesoranges]

And me!

[@liahamilton8931]

Same but lately I haven’t been completely sure bc he hasn’t said whether or not he is Kevin so it’s good that you clarified

[@monkeman6470]

We need to form a "say call me kevin" group. So the fair leader will say it again

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

I hope Kevin knows that we love and appreciate his videos and the hard work he does on them

[@IamaPERSON]

Report links

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

@@IamaPERSON - thanks friend from the cult

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 you're welcome

[@feloniousfinch674]

Gotta say, I'm absolutely loving the purple wall.

[@ninarae3368]

hell yeah purple wall gang

[@LaurenTheorist]

It's a great wall.

[@pagansbasin6657]

Kevin having authority anywhere, let alone a whole country, gives me nightmares

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@cleetusbartholomew]

@@hagrid3348 hagrid

[@Estalarki]

@@hagrid3348 stop

[@hagrid3348]

@@Estalarki you cannot silence hagrid

[@The_memeperson]

You are the best king for me, Kevin

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

@TommyInnit 🅥 next link has to delete their main

[@davooooooooo]

poot dispenser here

[@userAsiral]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@manologamerss5801]

I love how Kevin tries to exorcise a really friendly ghost because she breathed too heavy for his liking. He is good at being a dictator.

[@jonnemopola7245]

Exorcism genius!

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I've been getting recommended a video called "Can Monarchs Commit Warcrimes?" Kevin just answered it for me, thank you Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

Huh, that's so weird (I think the answer is yes, but only on technicalities)

[@hagrid3348]

hello hagrid subscriber

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?!?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@hagrid3348 wonder how many of your comments are just Hagrid

[@xionkuriyama5697]

@@IamaPERSON it's on the kevin comments bingo card with random link and "report my fake"

[@dinodare1605]

Moral: If you're a terrible dictator, purchase as many multi-million dollar luxuries as you can (such as yachts) so that if you get exiled by revolutionaries you can sell your assets and still live a lavish life.

[@Pixelflare03]

Hey Kevin, I’ve been watching for about 4 years now and just wanted to say I never get bored of your content and it has made a lot of my days better. Thank you for that.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

Plus one!!! Hope he sees it and feels appreciated (as he should)

[@oceanman1729]

Kevin continues to bring light into this world of darkness. Thank you for that Kevin.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?!?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@greggpowers980 you're not human because you self promote

[@beanface7408]

Nah, he just brings the darkest darkness of Jim Pickens into the world

[@tycrabapple9282]

Are you talking about the first two minutes of the video 😅

[@EchoEchoEchoX3]

This marks the second time Kevin has executed people with rats while a member of a royal family

[@Mage-7734]

Well shit, you're right. All hail Rat Boy!

[@aryanraskar5377]

when was the first time?

[@EchoEchoEchoX3]

@@aryanraskar5377 Kevin’s Crusader Kings 3 multiplayer game with RT JackSepticeye and Terrorizer

[@aryanraskar5377]

@@EchoEchoEchoX3 thanks

[@WurrzagsMorkyMischeif]

7:53. Is that scheme just so ingrained in his bitlife memory that he just tries it every time even when he's a king and has all the wealth of spain at his fingertips

[@LunacyFringe187]

I love how Farmhouse78's tweet was in this video!!

[@decrulez]

Hope Kevin gets chance to play with Farmhouse again soon! They’re such a good pairing.

[@sukus_]

Hahaha, i was searching for this comment

[@SoulKiller15]

STEEEEEEEVEEN

[@Brigadier88]

"Feeling the need to laugh, let's watch Amy Schumer." - No one ever.

[@Whisper71]

"Feeling the need to laugh, let's watch Amy Schumer." is funnier than anything Amy Schumer ever said.

[@donutgamer-et2sl]

@@Whisper71 I disagree

[@skylanderlego4163]

@@donutgamer-et2sl I disagree with your disagreeing

[@carrie-annaward8828]

I disagree with your disagreeing to disagree.

[@Traventity]

i agree with your disagreeing of the disagree

[@CyberSpider35]

Now I want body (I mean buddy) cop movie-style comedy sketch about Jason Vorheez and Jason Bourne working as partners. One is gloomy and thinking about his lost identity and the other just wants to chop everybody off.

[@tommymiller5008]

“I could kill someone OR I could buy a hat” there is no better line to describe BitLife than this.

[@geoffreydevereaux3272]

I absolutely love Kevin’s bitlife videos. I’ve tried playing bitlife. Turns out it needs the Kevin element to make it enjoyable (imo).

[@Kitteh.B]

The first Pink Panther bit you did when escaping prison was so dumb and simple but so funny, I think it's one of my favorite bits on your channel in a while! Hahaha

[@EspressosWork]

"I don't need betty white" Feels bad man

[@davidlawrence6366]

Kevin spent so much time and energy trying to kill the “king” but his dad was just a prince too. That would be like calling Queen Elizabeth’s husband the king. Kevin shows no respect for the crown 👑

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

When you come from a country with no monarchy all the rules make no sense

[@wolfhunt8400]

@@justanotheranimeprofilepic yep

[@georgejohnson6561]

monarchy is retarded and is a human rights violation, abolish it

[@armintargaryen9216]

​@@justanotheranimeprofilepicSame when you come from a country with a monarchy

[@tommyh9978]

KEVIN is the real king (I was never kidnapped by this cult that's going around and forced to say this).

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@tommyh9978]

@Cracked ITwrong Kevin is merely a puppet of Jim's and staying that you blew his cover BURN THIS HERATIC

[@katto1]

Ay yo

[@CheeseburgerNoBacon]

@@hagrid3348 hagrid

[@dedtte4162]

rip Betty White can't believe she rejected the King of Spain invitation to play call of duty

[@repotsirkay5199]

Funnily, whenever Kevin "ruins" something I end up liking it even more. Odd.

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@probisexualdisaster]

I get so giddy everytime Kevin uploads. Especially when he does something awful

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Reporter: so how did you become king Kevin: by my family sadly passing away now let me "grieve" in peace

[@IamaPERSON]

@@greggpowers980 I disliked your Main, josh

[@genericname2747]

Kevin, sailing on his yacht, with his pet bird: I did not kill anybody.

[@DisclosedEx]

I had an ad in this video and it was the exact same premise as this but there was a few other children they had to eliminate to get to next in throne. Anyway, its always good to watch you when you want to see someone just mess around in a game

[@liahamilton8931]

I saw that ad too☺️

[@Lana-mr5yl]

When I play BitLife I feel bad when I'm too mean to people so I'm glad I can live through Kevin who just lets sick rats crawl in people's rectums

[@somersbyy]

“There’s one ghost who’s active. I’m gonna exercise it.” No doubt that Kevin is, and always will be, the King of Grammar.

[@nilufer6773]

Your Bitlife videos are my comfort videos, so thanks for making them Kevin 🖤

[@maxshriver1437]

punkman

[@daveyhight]

I was just laying down thinking I wonder Kevin's done a bitlife video being royalty I look it up and here we are today keep up the good work Kevin

[@jaceliles10]

Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@upbeat3535]

Ah, a throwback!

[@Olivviaooo]

Hi there!

[@boshajones4052]

Very fitting royal purple wall you have there Kev, whoever recommended it must of been a very trustworthy advisor to the throne. I joke but it does actually look great, hope you're liking it!

[@Emil_Stoltz]

It's pretty much identical to the background in saints row!

[@Provlematic]

I got BitLife after watching you play it and now it's one of my favourite games. Thank you so much for your hard work and the joy you bring people. ❤️

[@ahopefor]

The adverts are really annoying but other then that it's really good.

[@emilynoon5103]

Anyone else find kevins voice soothing and uses it to fall asleep with? Or am i jusst a weirdo

[@12woodsteps]

Haha it's 2am for me and I'm doing the same!

[@Sundaeys]

11:04 I laughed so hard as I imagined this actually being tweeted that I fell off the couch.

[@xchanceontv]

thanks for the uploads kevin :) you've been helping me out so much more than you can imagine. love your content

[@earthtomaggie6620]

I will never get tired of Kevin doing BitLife. Please keep going, good sir

[@KuueenKumi]

Oh my God I've been waiting for you to play as a king. I'm so excited to see what you do

[@IamaPERSON]

Next link deletes their main

[@IamaPERSON]

With that said, how are you

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@KuueenKumi]

@@IamaPERSON I'm good! I got another heart AND got to see Kevin play the royalty expansion of Bitlife, so it's a good day on KZbin. How's your day today?

[@DevilVips]

I'm from Spain and this is very accurate to what the royalty here's like..

[@felixmoralesbarba5519]

En verda si...

[@thefilipinokid3575]

No it isn’t lol

[@12341170]

Ruining everyone's life is a 'bit' of a theme running around in Kevin's video

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Batcena]

@@hagrid3348 This mad lad is fucking everywhere

[@liahamilton8931]

Badum tss

[@icaruskinnie]

LEAVE

[@bluuumcguffin1053]

I mean, sending the Spanish king to Colombia is not that far fetched. Our previous king is now in Saudi Arabia lol

[@cegasi92]

Kevin putting the name Dick Tator to the king of Spain. He's already adapted. But perhaps he could end in jail if the Tribunal Constitucional notices 😅 I wish I was kidding

[@TotoDG]

You are probably the only person on the planet who could say "You invited Betty White to play 'Call of Duty: Warzone' with you" and nobody would bat an eye.

[@Stephaniethady]

Tip: every time you encounter the cops or are in court, you can exit the app and go back in, then you'll be safe to do whatever you did over and over until you achieve your action

[@Kylebuttler43]

What’s the fun in that?

[@angelrios5897]

"I didn't know every click meant I killed another hippy"

[@jaredsurajballi1904]

To exert your royal power, you need to have at least 50% respect

[@Aurthur_Morgan]

Nah I exerted when I had 0% respect and worked every time

[@jennifervan75]

16:22 Best part honestly

[@mappyl7207]

Ikr

[@gamingcatastrophe6826]

6:15 Rest In Peace Betty white

[@MapleSeagull]

Amen

[@aikeleejhin725]

I love how it is really the way that the Spanish people view their monarchy by laughing every time he tries to exert his royal power hahahahaha

[@bobpancakesbutdivorcedandh1606]

Kevin's videos are the easiest way to boost your mood wherever you are! Thank you for everyday videos ❤️

[@alexwarnecke8858]

I appreciate the fact callmekevin uploads each day cause it's nice to watch in the morning

[@puccabee]

kevin really lives in a constant state of (s)pain

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I became the worst king and ruinned everything in bitlife" Ruinning everything in video games is like part of Kevin's daily routine at this pointy

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@notrickroll2002]

@Anna faker!

[@hagrid3348]

hagrid

[@CW-fc7eq]

I started watching Kevin like two days ago and I can’t stop… I’ve already watched almost all his vids help But fr great vids man really enjoy them

[@sianblack3042]

oh you poor, poor soul. welcome to the cult

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@rehenah]

@@sianblack3042 *not a cult for legal reasons

[@Lucaryu96]

I'm from Spain, and I have to say... you did better than the actual real king.

[@coatgoat5462]

Luxury yacht "I killed my mum". I hadn't laughed in days, but this broke me. Thanks Kevin, you absolute gem.

[@FrenchFries2]

Oh my god no one told me kevin was royalty.

[@IamaPERSON]

Ikr, he rules!

[@upbeat3535]

He always was :)

[@jordanbrige8848]

5:24 was funnier than it needed to be

[@TyQuanFro]

8:13 "A bucket of rats goes a long way" -Petty King Rat Boy

[@flameingdaethfearies]

BitLife and CallMeKevin always cheer me up when paired.

[@pedrostormrage]

14:32 **your mother has been diagnosed with diabetes** "Mom, I'm sorry for everything. In fact, so it's all water under the bridge, I'd like to give you...What, I can't give her a box of chocolates?" I knew he was just gonna try to kill her in a different way 🍫

[@scotthalseth7755]

"my depression is!...... here." me when i wake up

[@ghostflxwer]

same

[@Skeletron7]

14:20, lmafo🤣🤣🤣 I'm scarred for life...

[@ashleyr6428]

3:21 Yhea Kevin, you're a maze. A beautiful mess I guess, and that's why we love you.

[@budaroddy]

Kevin with mariachi hat, moustache and maracas: *spain*

[@competitiveracist9055]

Sheeeiiiit niiyga where my chicken go!?

[@hagrid3348]

HAGRID

[@stellarsub-orbital9922]

I love that all of Kevin's characters are Chaotic Evil, but Kevin himself is Lawful Good

[@user-yy6wp9ng1k]

I love this series 😁❤️❤️ thank you very much Kevin.

[@ItsHarleyYT]

Kevin !!! Your videos is my therapy… so yes I’m not okay 😆 I been watching for many years and now that my fam got WiFi a few days ago, I can watch every single day 😁 I always watch my favourite videos when I’m not feeling okay, which is the drunken bar video where you play in VR and punch people 😂 I love it! And that video where you look after daisy , sooo funny. I can watch them over and over. This won’t be my last comment, thank you for the amazing awesome funny content. You’re amazing ✌🏻

[@ZDucky1]

The drunken bar VR video is also one of my all time faves!!!! Esp when he beats the people up with the guy!! That video always makes me laugh until I cry!!!!

[@ItsHarleyYT]

@@ZDucky1 lmao!!! Same 😂

[@jd7634]

0:15 *[Francisco Franco Liked That]*

[@roninfyre1642]

Kevin, I see you've started painting your walls! I like it.

[@kimberlyjoyce9707]

Love when you play BitLife! Glad Spain hasn’t changed you 😂 #spf100

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Finally, a historically accurate CallMeKevin video, he even has the royal schizophrenia!

[@Mandi8665]

So, I just found your time capsule in Subnautica. Three mushrooms and some coffee. Thanks? :) I will check out your videos so I guess it worked. (Also, while I'm here...gotta shout out another awesome gaming channel, Neebs Gaming!)

[@whytho8856]

i love how the only times i get bitlife ads is on bitlife videos. great video as usual, kevin :)

[@dillpickle5616]

Rip betty white.

[@kvskang3561]

2:28 jesus christ its Jason Bourne

[@VeyaMeow]

Thank for the "I'll bring the acid" sound bit, Kevin!

[@teaaddictionman]

acid bath has a different sounding intention when executing hippies 😂😂

[@mickytherat8020]

Acid bath 😳

[@corixasksoki2675]

Tengo una mezcla entre terror y emoción de que Kevin ahora viva en mi pais

[@dcflake5645]

Only a few days living in Spain Kevin taking inspiration from the Spanish inquisitors

[@Shannovian]

You know, if the parrot says "I killed my dad" somehow I don't think they're going to blame the parrot for your father's death. They'll think he's talking about a parrot. You know, HIS dad.

[@neonbunnies9596]

6:43 Remember, money can be exchanged for public goods and disservices

[@kingblanketfort]

Kevin: 31, wow that's old, even older than me! Me: *sits in 35* TuT

[@TimeMovie93150]

the fact the game lagged and killed a bunch of hippies was hilarious fgenwjkmfgw

[@henrycrabs3497]

*"Anton Chigurh ran off with your money."* probably the best thing that could've happened tbh

[@kiwigamer4671]

why do Kevin’s boats always sink

[@mauriciomagalhaes181]

Between him a jack , i think we have the true kings of Ireland

[@a_doog189]

4:50 Doubt the devs realized it, but the "Hakuna Matata" is a pretty dark ship name. RIP Bison Dele

[@harrietphillips3279]

Been studying for over a year to get my 'big boy' boating licence. My breakfast youtube session is my only escape and you throw this at me!!

[@rohanjosi7081]

5:30 the purge of the hippies

[@slamminsammyjo]

Buys a ship 🚢 Buys a parrot 🦜 And clubs a man to death. Are you the pirate king?

[@Just_AnotherOlivia]

I broke out laughing at 11:10 😂😂

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Im from Spain and to be honest, Kevin looks a better King Than most politicians we have.

[@ioankibble8866]

What are they like

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

@@ioankibble8866 To be honest like the Biden x Trump thing. But constantly all year long. Whoever is on the power goes on their way and strikes any kind of deals to keep the support to stay in chatgey (even if they said before they would never strike a deal with those parties). Whoever parties are not in charge (or even if they are) make Up the 'opposition', whose sole purpose is to belittle and mock anything the ruling party does, then proceed to do the same thing if they get elected. They also do some hypocresy, like saying What happened with local terrorism from a faction of our country was too long ago and we should forget about It, but digging Up the grave of the former disctstor Franco, which in comparison, happened even longer ago. Oh, and every time the elections come Up they gather together to argue with turns, and the TV basically becomes a soap opera watching them bickering. The politics are basically a Circus, and Spanish people idea to vote is basically "i vote whoever i feel is gonna do less bad stuff" thats how confident we're on our politicians lmao

[@demZetri]

Kevin: the police are a joke Kevin again: the system's rigged against me!

[@TheMagicPillow]

Dude thank you for introducing me to this game. My first life I died in prison at 19 from sickle cell disease lol.