My Friend Pedro but I'm not a good friend

[@ehvva4110]

Kevin, you're silky smooth.

[@Alex-jd7bd]

just like his mother, they grow up so fast

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Hell yeah

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Smoothly silky.

[@RinSyuveil]

There is only one man that is silky smooth and greasy sweet and that is Dimitri from sly cooper

[@nknown8672]

Keanu... I mean Kevin: NO YOUR SILKY SMOOTH ☝️

[@dylancarroll4623]

“I think stuntmen are supposed to get up after?” Hahaha

[@aw2832]

Dylan Carroll get out of here with that Batman logo, it scares Kevin

[@bigcloudinthesky]

Batgirl your name scares him. Watch out, he might sic the banana on you.

[@stinkyratman2157]

"The banana didn't teach me this" -kevin, 2019

[@TheRealJochen]

555 likes

[@SaintGuillotine]

You clod

[@emilya3990]

Kevin: murders entire rooms full of people Also Kevin: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY I BROKE YOUR WINDOW

[@amidar6634]

he might be a murderer but his mama didn't raise a inpolite man, manners are important

[@TheAndrewJohnBennett]

How Deadpool of him.

[@calcifer6142]

literally me

[@spowden]

@Duke Cola So...Deadpool

[@ellithejoker1046]

Duke Cola Yeah he isn’t evil

[@shittyname2657]

"I feel like my time just got longer because they gave me balls to play with" -Call Me Kevin 2019

[@lightn3ngcat]

"You do you, ill do me and we wont do each other, probobly." Pewds 2014. with both of those out of context...

[@bigfudge2031]

my ex said the same thing to me once

[@sheetmalone2413]

take away a mans balls and you'll increase his lifespan 14 years - FACT

[@jowoker2]

Shitty name jutsu

[@BS23Designs]

"Stop shooting my BALL!" - CallMeKevin (2019)

[@hobbitman1041]

"Oh my god, I've upgraded to kicking knives!" - Diego Hargreeves at some point, probably.

[@seanmyers8501]

Yay umbrella academy references References? More like bore ragnorok

[@veronicaleagh85]

I always appreciate the zoom in on a random picture of Kevin in the beginning of each video :)

[@Meave31415]

"I'm so sorry i broke your window" *proceed to murder them all in a blood thirsty rampage*

[@allattv1792]

S for Silky Smooth? More like B for Bore Ragnarok. Am I right?

[@canyon1020]

Cringe

[@ianhanlon58]

More like bore ragnarok

[@ThatExplo]

10/10

[@philipkoch8106]

Wow forgot of that joke

[@frederickdietz3148]

feck.

[@thewelshkat]

Kevin realising his score, gasping and then saying "S for Silky Smooth!" with total joy was the purest thing to ever happen on this channel

[@RudylubiPC]

"He is easily pleased, just a bit of murdering and he is having a great time." So he is basically Kevin?

[@diabolysticism]

"There's more than mystery in that meat!" - Kevin, 2019.

[@anastarzia]

“I had a feeling that once i saw the doors id get visitors” You see kevin, thats why i have no doors in my house

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

How do you get out?

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

@Draken Winterson what if you get out and the windows are locked from the inside?

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

@Draken Winterson what if they're those bullet resistant windows?

[@tfwthelsdkicksin6083]

@Draken Winterson interesting...

[@DefiantPunk0810]

How did you get in? How do you leave?

[@bobdabanana]

We all know pedro is actually jim in one of his other forms

[@pedrolmlkzk]

YES

[@joshw5039]

bobdabird you just got put on the FBI watch list

[@demonhunterjj180]

Pedro is just Jim's psychic projection he uses to brainwash someone for mureder

[@pedrolmlkzk]

@@demonhunterjj180 can confirm

[@Jetfox967]

Yep

[@GermaphobeMusic]

My Friend Pedro but... wait, dad?

[@bigguy6570]

Did you change your name and picture for this joke or did you have the banana already?

[@haywirechrono011]

*THIS IS THE EXPANDED LORE WE ALL WANT AND NEED!!!*

[@ThatOneGuy-wv6wh]

BANANACEPTION

[@thetaxman2486]

Family reunion! Yay!

[@Palevo17]

Son?

[@doppleganger159]

My heart feels with joy every time you say *"Hey guys my name is Kevin"* Love your vids btw

[@cameronbishop6001]

"My friend Pedro came out today" 0:08 Going to a bedroom with a phallic shaped fruit 0:50 "I have a feeling my times just got a whole lot longer now that they've given me balls to play with" 6:09 Is this video a pride month special?

[@fantasyfanperson]

Happy Pride!

[@XxYERMOM123xX]

kevin likes to call himself pedro when hes feeling fierce ;)

[@tophatmeerkat]

John Wick: "I'm here to avenge my dog" Call Me Kevin: *_"I'm here to avenge my ball"_*

[@paolizama8165]

Kevin: kills everyone Also Kevin: "Sorry, I broke your window"

[@EvaX3c]

That's because he secretly Canadian

[@verenasankari3980]

The Mystery Meat wagon vs the Ice Cream Truck following Jim Pickens. FIGHT!

[@Cosmoandtherobins]

Clearly, the Ice cream truck is the best option unless you throw a boombox in the meat wagon, ain't any music man.

[@burntbeanies7886]

"You're like a stunt man!" "Stunt men are meant to get back up." JESUS that interaction would be scarring! This is actually hilarious!

[@voltxmilk]

Kevin , you are one hell of a silky smooth man

[@Ilovetranzit]

Oohhh yeahhhhhh

[@DefiantPunk0810]

When he's not fucking up on purpose for fun that is.

[@evelynqvistgard3619]

Ah I remember when I went to a code class for people who wanted to learn to use unity, two of the creators of the game were actually the one’s teaching. One of the rules of the class was that we couldn’t make anything with gore since many taking the class were pretty young, then they showed us the trailer of this game as a demo of what Unity could do. Maybe that wasn’t the best idea

[@travisbacon5359]

3:07 "I was always a come on bananas student" Kevin ~ 2019

[@TechnicolorMammoth]

Oooh kinky!

[@martajajackson1836]

"If someone starts rolling upstairs, I'm done, they're above my pay grade." CPR...I CAN'T BREATHE...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@beegbeegyeet1330]

This is why employees never roll upstairs their managers dunk their pay

[@adrianmcgregor9663]

Was not that funny

[@verenasankari3980]

At first I overlooked the R in Pedro. Let's just say, I was worried...

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Verena Sankari bruh moment

[@LuckyDT]

I don’t get it. Pls explain.

[@LuckyDT]

DragonDreams I see, thx lol ok lol

[@johanng2076]

I misheard it this way when my workmates were talking about this game. Needless to say, I thought I had some bad company

[@marioanothlp]

The smiling banana on the thumbnail doesn't help that as well....

[@TheRealLostfan78]

Your always rated Handsome Kevin and you have a silky smooth voice 😎

[@belle5571]

“oh look at that he can even roll up steps!” -Call Me Kevin, 2019

[@Is88cStretton]

Kevin: The man to go see that turns your average game into a comedy and pulls it off in a chilled out, easy going manner.

[@nikkiesona]

Day 75 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@nikkiesona]

No

[@positivesquad]

@@nikkiesona yes

[@numxei547]

Yesn't

[@hisen3.146]

Nes

[@toopink4death492]

How to get Highest grade in Pedro: -Continue combos as much as possible -All enemies Killed -Finish the level as fast as possible without dying. -Play the Game on Bananas Difficulty (Highest Difficulty) The game is a pain in later levels

[@fayephotography]

Here before the notification. Dedicated fan, or weird stalker? You decide.

[@rangerleaf1505]

Loyal Cultist

[@bradenvester4308]

Loyal Cultist

[@Soggy_Balt]

Loyal Cultist

[@cloutviper8045]

Loyal cultist

[@bnooie]

Both

[@chloeparkinson6615]

1:07 missed a great opportunity to say "He just im-peel-ed me"

[@pedrostormrage]

We're all friends according to the implicit agreement in your intro, so you already had a friend called Pedro (I'm not a banana, though) :)

[@nerdcoleture]

The banana is your spirit animal.

[@pedrolmlkzk]

YES

[@idiothoe5421]

Pedro Stormrage this is so wholesome

[@PootisSaver]

Fun Fact: Aim your secondary weapon at the same guy to kill him twice as fast

[@plagueman049]

It's only twice as fast if you can't aim

[@PootisSaver]

@@plagueman049 I don't really understand you

[@plagueman049]

@@PootisSaver Well, you shoot both guns at the same time pretty much split or not split. If you can't aim, you'll kill them if locked on.

[@mr.unfunny9368]

Play rattatoulie on the ps2 also thank u for playing this

[@sirturtle711]

I like Memes I forgot that existed. Thanks for reminding me about that.

[@robby576]

"I was kind of spraying everywhere constantly" -Kevin 2019

[@HTPCYMC]

Pedro is a pretty cool banana. Just make sure you don’t put him anywhere near Donkey Kong. He thinks Pedro is as cool as we think he is, _except for a very different reason._

[@ricosuave1608]

Pedro is silly smooth.

[@Jacob-pu4zj]

Ooooooooh, banana!

[@NintenGunner]

oh these are pretty cool bananas *protag kicks a ball into Kong’s face* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@theseagullwithteeth116]

Pedro: “hey you can use the frying pan to bounce bullets off of-“ Kevin: *kicks it at the enemies faces*

[@ArcadeMarx]

4:52 that captain jack sparrow reference teased potc legend of jack sparrow gameplay of call me kevin

[@ytn675]

You're always the opposite of what you're supposed to be in games and I love it.

[@jilliankbi1613]

We will always give you a rating of Handsome 😂

[@LogadaBro]

“This is exactly like me coming out of bat man vs Superman” that one hurt 😭😭

[@ahobbit1273]

Yeah, it hurt Kevin specifically.

[@jackbudi]

Day 54 of asking Kevin to Bring Back Baking Bad *_without_* RT But tomorrow everything changes

[@dudeguy9081]

You are running multiple campaigns I see

[@Dumbguy228]

Day 1 of saying hi to Jack Hi

[@jackbudi]

Роман Залётов Hi

[@averagehumanperson]

@@Dumbguy228 Hi

[@averagehumanperson]

@@jackbudi Hi

[@Chimmers102]

You have to play all the way through this game, the ending is amazing.

[@DankMatter]

At least you have a banana as a friend, I have no friends

[@bnooie]

bro same

[@sethywoorichardson8212]

Haha

[@paulkofer2157]

Well, if you use a banana right, it CAN be your friend. If you know what i mean

[@BTek-hs6yb]

probably due to ur weeby profile pic

[@averagehumanperson]

@@paulkofer2157 Is that a cannibalism reference? Are you trying to say that you skin and eat your friends?

[@supergamingman22]

Kevin, you’re silky smooth

[@Munch_yeahman]

Is like John wick but instead a dog, is a ball

[@riphidura6160]

Thanks Kevin, you always do a great job of making me feel like I’m actually good at games in comparrison

[@TheMrMarkyy]

Kevin acknowledged pride month. I am happy.

[@Kat-PM]

I know (or at least think/ hope)t hat all of the self-depreciating jokes that you make are, well, jokes. But I just want to let you know that you are actually very handsome, never fail to make me laugh, and seem like you would be an amazing friend. We love you, Kev. Don’t ever doubt yourself. 💗

[@chopchop537]

My friend Pedro but I don’t have any friends

[@godspeed2272]

I fucking love the flash version of My Friend Pedro on like addicting games

[@rayenveerman2276]

Kevin, im sorry to inform you you are not silky smooth......... you’re breathtaking

[@MaverickBaking]

Kevin: plays a beautifully made game with intricate and impressive shooting and jumping mechanics. Also Kevin: is more entertained by a ball.

[@Venomsmex]

Man, and I thought Batman V Superman ruined my life

[@TheMostUninterestingMan]

Lex Zuckerberg makes me frustrated but now I fear it gives Kevin PTSD

[@Rabidius]

Only us real OGs remember the flash My Friend Pedro

[@june-vz4rm]

Played and finished it. Disappointingly short but fun.

[@axhley69]

Kevin if you play Yandiri Simulator you will be able to unleash your Jim Pickens

[@LorenzSinclair]

It would be Jane, Pickens, because, your a girl, in the game

[@TR4SH-M4N]

@@LorenzSinclair unless Jim is a trap

[@souwcanbollzack4220]

I love how he guesses the ending without even realising

[@ChristopherMoom]

My Friend Pedro but Robbie Rotten used him as a banana peel

[@theshocker7637]

Pedro, is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will. Something others know nothing about. I once saw him kill multiple men in a room... with a ball. With a feckin' ball.

[@blueninjakick5387]

Game: Joy! Keven: oh boy I got some Joy! Nobody: Me: HaVe YoU TaKeN YoUr JoY tOdAy???.

[@seanmyers8501]

*starts whacking a blood pinyata*

[@quantummickey6875]

bad guy: *getting shot repeatedly by kevin* kevin: omg sorry i broke you window

[@MStaehr]

Love your videos, hope u reach 2 million subs before rt😁

[@dr.k8610]

I want a superhero movie starring Kevin with his only power being Luck of the Irish

[@barryscott1667]

Nobody: Kevin:DiD i MeNtIoN i WaS hIt By A cAr Kevin I'm sorry, I love you and I find you funny dont be mad

[@superbadd9053]

This is the best tutorial on how to be silky smooth,I LOVE IT

[@sgtmaggi]

Wrong bro. The last you felt like an action hero was in superhot vr wasn't it?

[@tcraiford]

9:33 "Now THIS is pod racing!"

[@CodexSan]

"My friend, Pedro, just came out" 0:06 Hoh... Sure Kev. You're just saying "for a friend", right? 🤔 Hmmhmm... 😏😏😏😏 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣

[@kaleb0o017]

I've never heard of a KZbinr more silky smooth than you Kevin

[@sabrinapaa]

you are not a good friend YOU ARE THE BEST FRIEND

[@maxwellj4897]

More like Bore Ragnorok

[@theradiantdehd3997]

Kevin, you're silky smooth! Like Exlax... So you still burn, stink, and no one wants you... But dang you're silky smooth.

[@rahulkuriakose136]

Nobody: Kevin: “Welcome to my friend Pedro!”

[@kermitmustdraw5630]

"you could always play ball with a hunk of meat. How convenient."

[@purposespecific670]

Kevin, you're absolutely abrasive.

[@2headedtasman200]

I remember playing this at school as a flash game. Its really cool to see its an actual game now.

[@DogeCoinInvestor]

Didn’t this used to be a flash game like 5 or6 years ago? I remember it being pretty fun

[@kris1774]

Yes, it was.

[@carolinedu4013]

Kevin, you’re silky smooth. I am glad you made a friend

[@mr.pearly7478]

Finally the first person to say Pedro like Ped-ro not Paid-ro.

[@vedanggupte9897]

"Dont give the head, give the ball" -Kevin 2019

[@blockeontheleafeon]

1:00 See? I'm The Only one that Gets the Reference because I Play Miitopia 24/7 XD

[@beepuke8679]

You know what?... Kevin, you're sliky smooth

[@TurbidTG1]

Day 9 telling Kevin he should play the following, The Punisher, Ghosthunter, State of Emergency, Open Season, Rocky, The Operative: No One Lives Forever, and Mercenaries Playground of Destruction!

[@unsaiddingo]

How did you write so fast it just went up

[@TheRealTonyStark]

Pedro must have been taught by John Wick, because passing on his skills to this guy, he has proven that the ultimate hitman is indeed a Banana!

[@hammerstargamez7228]

TheRealTonyStark || seeming by how many bullets he can take it seems like John lent him his jacket to

[@jackbudi]

-Day 2 of wishing Kevin a Merry Christmas- Day *_3_* of wishing Kevin a Merry Christmas One day we’ll get it right

[@idontlikelasagne7211]

Ain't it day 3?

[@jackbudi]

Subject #74 what? maybe

[@todayiamlena5012]

He has amnosia, give him a rest.

[@nikkiesona]

It's a real shame that we don't know when Christmas is, but at least this way he can be wished Christmas a lot more than one day a year!

[@jackbudi]

Mobile KZbin no longer shows strikethroughs or italics and makes the text smaller when it’s bold, so I’m just hoping it shows up with a strikethrough

[@amidar6634]

5:50 C for careless this suits Kevin too much

[@jackbudi]

Day 13 of asking Kevin to play Slime Rancher The original comment was deleted for some reason

[@orb7326]

h

[@bnooie]

go get em

[@lightn3ngcat]

day 0 of asking Kevin for nothing.

[@bnooie]

@@lightn3ngcat so you ask him for something every day?

[@bnooie]

@Souls Of War lol

[@DarkwingSnark]

That's the cutest catanana I've ever seen. Silky smooth.

[@Scout_io]

"I feel bad for all the kids who won't get there daily dose of mystery meat" That's a sentance I wasn't prepared to hear today. All the same, love the videos, Kevin.. keep it up :)

[@emilyf4839]

The way you say Pedro is hilarious! Love it!

[@mrdiby1]

Day 130 of waiting for Kevin to play Big Family Games Kevin is a very good friend He’s just different Wanting to be evil is fine

[@jessbellis9510]

I couldn't handle the line "Come get your mystery meat! Dog, rats or pigeon, who knows?!" Fucking hell that got me.

[@IagoSB__0.0]

"Oh stop shooting my balls...a sentence I did not think I would be saying today".........TODAY

[@7bup425]

Kevin, just like everyone says you. Are. SILKY SMOOTH. Your mother and father are proud.

[@liamofearghail9316]

Day 1 of calling Kevin silky smooth

[@Slothlax]

So very silky smooth is how I describe my dude, Kevin.

[@t.a.d.k.d6580]

My Friend Pedro but it should be Called My Friend Balley the Basketball

[@jottys3709]

I hope he plays to the end. Just finished the game and i hope he goes through the same

[@TonyLysy]

Kevin, you are Silky Smooth. As you asked at 10:42