I went back in time to ruin evolution

I went back in time to ruin evolution. I wonder what could have been...
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[@strider8662]

Poor Trogor got exiled 3 times and came back only to starve. Best part is Kevin doesnt realize its the same kid he banished.

[@lunatick9792]

To be fair, he forgot that George was "his" child (I can't remember if it was actually Jim's, so it's just Kevin's now), not to mention his daughter, in the Sims series.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

It's because past Kevin is an idiot 🤣🤣

[@ohitsrusher842]

Sounds like Tommyinnit he just keeps coming back then getting exiled

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@ohitsrusher842 Eww keep that name off this perfect channel

[@portxr]

this poor kid

[@kon4250]

"I think he's gonna discover depression before he discover wheel" Best sentence I've heard 🤣

[@DamiMarian]

Kevin: *Teaches his civilization only to kill* Civilization: *Kills dog* Kevin: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Surprised Pikachu Face more like Bore Ragnarok 🤣🤣

[@theredbeardedfox3110]

That was the beginning of the downfall of men. All that's left are those kids that were banished... And now they well never get their revenge.

[@DamiMarian]

@@UtopssAKAPJ :0 you did the funny meme lmao

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@DamiMarian i did 😁

[@jaimeb6873]

I was dying 😂

[@AMannAmongMen]

"God is angry with Seattle" yeah I mean they're probably used to that by now

[@mr.woooshyourjokes3046]

underated comment

[@EMA-ru4gl]

Indeed, we are

[@tinyfreckle]

What's wrong with Seattle? (I'm from NZ, all I know is that Tom Hanks couldn't sleep there and Max went there when she abandoned Chloe)

[@jetdoggaming4694]

@@tinyfreckle im from the UK and also dont know whats wrong with Seattle all Ik is that there is a hospital where the doctor are more likely to die than the patients (I hope someone gets that)

[@zachattack5745]

@@tinyfreckle I’m from the Seattle area, there’s garbage everywhere, a pretty decent drug problem, and you literally can’t go one block without seeing a homeless person, to name a few issues

[@Trollamollex]

Kevin your acts aren't random. Once you noticed the kid, his future was determined

[@greensleevez]

"We'd just have 17 arms and cartwheel everywhere..." Kevin is channeling his inner Plato here. "According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.” - The Symposium

[@Aerith-K-Ai]

Huh, cool

[@Insanebehaviordude]

What you're saying is, soulmate stories are just self-cest.

[@fvckcen5ortube147]

i hate mediterrarian lore

[@usernamepassword9091]

@@Insanebehaviordude AKA.... masturbation 😁

[@goth.1e]

"Big Beard Kevin isn't real, he can't hurt you." Big Beard Kevin:

[@TheJubbster]

Big Beard Kevin is my paralysis demon. He doesn’t really do anything scary, just drinks in the corner and spouts about that time he tried to ruin evolution

[@kangaroodan690]

Turg

[@Okoden2]

I hope to see a big beard kevin in the future

[@Lankycaptain]

Proud of you I am friend

[@goth.1e]

@@Lankycaptain Thank you Lanky :)

[@vexi6664]

*gasp*"a dog!! its a christmas miracle" 2 seconds later: "we killed it...."

[@BennyLlama39]

Me: (as God) Right-- I'm kicking *all* of you out of the story and starting again with new humans.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

Alternate title: “I went back in time to do the world a huge favor.”

[@reboot000]

No

[@idiotidiot5821]

The nihilist's cookbook is just blank pages

[@mr.gandersson2835]

By making everyone go insane*

[@martinchuma]

Congrats on the heart

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

@@martinchuma I literally gasped when I got the notification lol. My first heart from Kevin himself :)

[@Jo-dh2hx]

I can't believe you didn't even CONSIDER the extremely valid option of cannibalism

[@beanface7408]

I thought the same thing

[@rasmuspetervammenrsns3353]

Is that even possible in this game?!

[@kodakkushi]

Ah yes everything began with “Seattle”

[@matthew_wagner813]

I live in eastern washington leave me alone, lol.

[@EvilBlackCat]

It was the first Seatlement

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Where was the garden of Eden? that was in Seattle 🤣 Kevin probably destroyed it 🤣

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

@@UtopssAKAPJ 🤣

[@EMA-ru4gl]

I live by Seattle. Indeed, everything BAD begins with Seattle

[@TempGames]

Seeing keving struggle, selling all his goods to unlock dogs, when he has about 40 skillpoints to spend warms my heart

[@harshbing8123]

*people immediately eat dog*

[@stickylee3840]

Yep keaving

[@variaxi935]

Well then you may wanna avoid half of his videos because they are filled with abusing and butchering animals lol I love Kevin and I know video games are very obviously not reality but it still gets to me sometimes 😅

[@manologamerss5801]

@@variaxi935 He's talking about Kevin's menu exploration & tutorial phobia, rather than his animal abuse.

[@ThreadBomb]

Keving can be addictive, only kev in moderation.

[@xVMouseVx]

as someone from seattle, i can safely say that that is an accurate depiction of what seattle looks like

[@KofieBeanz]

We always had a knack for killing children

[@fbhdqjwjrjgj]

@@KofieBeanz And dogs

[@mariamimi11297]

And mammoths

[@ironicivan4928]

And chase bears and kill them

[@mangoes3291]

All I knew about Seattle is the band that sings about smelly teens

[@serotonin.scavenger]

You know those settlements archaeologists find that looked like they were just abandoned for no good reason? Yeah.. I'm inclined to think that something like Kevin came and just did their thing in the long-ago past

[@MmaSmarty87]

Kevin: Lets make animals extinct Also Kevin: We are starving

[@escritora84]

"Ooh a woolly mammoth, let's make it go extinct!" - Kevin summing up Firebringer in one sentence.

[@kangaroodan690]

Turg is born, Turg will die, TURG WILL RAISE AGAIN

[@NaClO]

raise? did you mean rise ?

[@kangaroodan690]

@@NaClO Turg no understand

[@extendon5393]

THE CIRCLE OF TURG

[@joshcide]

Turg Jesus

[@janpavel1441]

turg turg turg

[@rafaelalodio5116]

There's a big boar over there Wholly Rhino: Seriously?

[@696190]

*Wooly

[@GlamityJean]

wooly rhino? more like Boar Ragnarok

[@KuueenKumi]

@@696190 *Woolly

[@blazensloth8115]

As a resident of Seattle I can confirm this depiction is 100% accurate.

[@citroken]

"Idk why they keep dying by the river" *Villager goes and drinks water downstream from dead bodies*

[@danielled8665]

I was more thinking “please, we are starving and need fishing tools!” “Ah, if only we hadn’t killed all the animals...” “Sir I can literally see the fish, please, can I just use the bone spear on the fish?” “Nothing to be done now....” *dies staring at fish*

[@shrek4879]

9:19 Kevin blocking people behind the doors on the titanic.

[@LynnAgain83]

😂😂😂

[@pixleplays305]

my god... its really you... *shrek*

[@jasepoag8930]

"this one is just eating grass." Congrats, Kevin, you successfully recreated the Irish potato famine.

[@psyducktective]

“Historians will unearth this and be perplexed at what happened here” Except humans probably became extinct so there are no future historians

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

The dogs.

[@arcking2336]

The cats.

[@Longshanks1690]

Whoever said they were going to be human historians? 👽

[@KikogamerJ2]

Where did the traders with better knowledge come from then?

[@Imowe_]

@@KikogamerJ2 kevin’s civilization (if you could call them that😂) is like those other humanoid species that died out hella early

[@mettalazer]

"Must have been old age. Pick the berries! Pick the berries!"

[@SnoppleWopple]

I hope quarantine knows he's making everyone's Kevin's better!

[@krillin7653]

Huh

[@therealdomi7747]

Ah yes 😍

[@apotato255]

ah yes quarantine, such a funny person

[@inbreadyeast7911]

W..What?

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

@@inbreadyeast7911 he’s making fun of that bot or copied comments you see on lots of videos

[@rzemky2154]

kevin: let’s think of something silly me: ah yes, what this time kevin: seattle! me, living in seattle: >:|

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Awkward

[@chelsey8484day]

So this is what happened to the Roanoke colony...

[@mariahs.6785]

Kevin was behind it the whole time

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Never doubt human stupidity

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

They miswrote the message, it wasn't croatoan...it was callmekevin

[@M3cha.]

Kevin: looks at rhino Also Kevin: "BoAr raGnARoK"

[@yeoisa]

“i have started capitalism” *puts communist symbols in the background*

[@annacollins8999]

I was so fuckin confused at that bit

[@jamiefalconer8037]

@@annacollins8999 that was the joke that was made

[@annacollins8999]

@@jamiefalconer8037 But.... That's not a good joke then? Like, if I said "Wow, I can't believe I drowned the city" and then the gag showed a desert Not saying this to sass Kevin, love m' boy Kevin dearly, just confused what the actual joke is supposed to be.

[@jamiefalconer8037]

@@annacollins8999 in my opinion as you've stated, its the stark contrast of it, and it could be the timing ig you look at it that way

[@GetWetIBlade]

@@annacollins8999 we need to gather resources to get down to the bottom of this. Step one: I have already built a hut for our weekly meetings. It is a humble hut, but it will do. Does tuesdays work for you? Also invite Jamie, I don’t know how to tag people.

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

"How many times have I not done the tutorial and it's backfired completely?" Yes.

[@Squidlydee]

Everyone loses their clothes: "Now we can play with bones!" You sure can!

[@sweeety969]

More than enough to go around by the end of the video, unfortunately.

[@alyssa8167]

"oh they killed the dog" Trying not to laugh aloud in the middle of the night challenge failed

[@VesperLilly]

"if i had it my way, everyone in the village would be called kevin" (looking at bitlife and sims children) "oh really?"

[@liv796]

“food level is low” ad comes on “1 IN 7 CHILDREN DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH FOOD TO LEAD AN ACTIVE AND HEALTY LIFE”

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Underrated

[@planetpompom]

"I think he's going to discover depression before he discovers the wheel" amazing

[@TheREALSimagination]

"We are low on food," they say as the food literally walks by while they do nothing. Come to think of it, that's probably why they thought of it.

[@EMS12000]

This video is better than any history class Gosh, I've learned so much about the Dawn of Man!

[@jacobdavalosgarcia3544]

All the characters we love of the CallmeKevin universe are here, there’s Glashnok, Turg and Bore Ragnarock

[@jaydenRayner]

Kevin's videos have one thing in common. He kills everyone.

[@BennyLlama39]

GrayStillPlays: Hold my Natty Light-- let me show you how Florida Man yeets things out of existence... 😀

[@gideoncooper2913]

You only just noticed this?

[@gabrielross3659]

I really think Kevin should revisit Rimworld on his streams or something, Id love to see the chaos he could create in that game

[@shoutaaizawa4756]

Jim Pickens created the universe and Kevin knows that

[@scarletbegonias8157]

I see you flexin with your Jim Pickens sticker

[@jerrycalva7567]

How do you do that

[@shadowwolf12398]

That’s who they are worshipping

[@fbhdqjwjrjgj]

@@jerrycalva7567 ypu ahve to be a member

[@gooseyboy3868]

One of my greatest memory's is late at night when I was depressed and I watched Kevin playing hitman 2 and it lifted my spirits. Thanks Kevin, for everything

[@rinqueen]

Ah, yes. This is the content i needed: Kevin automatically trying to get a small child killed by a bear and exiling them in the woods

[@noodlerat7191]

Kevin: Destroys humanity before it can destroy itself Me: Big brain time

[@minoltaboi7402]

Kevin: rants about capitalism as Soviet Anthem plays Everyone: quietly salutes

[@AB-dl1iv]

"Gather his bones" me: intense BONES flashbacks

[@jordankahl8327]

It just occurred to me how weird the picture of Ron appearing when Kevin said “Oh, making an animal go completely extinct is exhausting” would seem to people who are just now discovering him

[@callumwarren3342]

**yawn** I'm off to bed

[@KuueenKumi]

I'm exhausted just from cheering!

[@citroken]

"We've entered the Bone Age" sounds like an innuendo

[@glewinski6934]

Kevin: “I think I found the missing link, it’s YOU!” *gets personally offended for .625 seconds* Then I realize he’s talking about the mullet child

[@corruptednightshade4555]

Elephants, despite being big, actually barely leave a footprint due to how their feet are. also, they weirdly walk on their toes. so that's probably why the mammoth does not leave tracks too.

[@jodofe4879]

I love that Kevin decided to play this game. As an archaeologist, it is one of my favorites :)

[@naddyg4480]

"God is angry at Seattle there is a lot of lighting" everyone living in Seattle... "naw thats pretty normal" Haha

[@Kenfren]

You say that like God isn't angry at you

[@naddyg4480]

@@Kenfren I say that like someone who's visited Seattle. I mean "God's" probably angry at California too with all the damn earth quakes

[@Kenfren]

@@naddyg4480 you think God isn't angry at California? Like seriously, Cali is the place you name? In a serious response to a joke

[@naddyg4480]

@@Kenfren I mean it is on fire alot 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@donaldtrumplover2254]

Finally this great game gets some love. Trust me it’s definitely worth the $20 if you haven’t played it yet.

[@MorgannaElevrate]

What's the game called?

[@yennkielwit9103]

@@MorgannaElevrate Dawn of Man

[@cooperschoone4536]

“Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla! Keokuk! Cucamonga! Seattle!” I see Kevin took Krusty’s advice

[@sneakydeekie5472]

I have two questions.. 1. Did he ever actually find the research tree? 2. When are we getting another episode of this beautiful experience??

[@manologamerss5801]

You can literally hear him be like "ACTUALLY in this game there's no research tree, it's just making things until your people go "oh, I can improve on this design" which I initially was like, oh, that's a unique design, but after seeing that's not true in the comments, I'm just perplexed at where Kevin got that from. Like, he just... assumed the game had that system? Kevin is... odd.

[@jackson22668]

5:43 Kevin: "where's this loyalty in my tribe??" Me at the screen: "apes together strong"

[@josephramirez8435]

Even when Kevin tries to do something that shouldn’t be funny, like naming his settlement Seattle, it’s STILL funny

[@lumxty]

*years of evolution: exist* Kevin: NO GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE

[@DieselthePilot]

This is the funniest comment in the entire comment section and nobody can tell me I’m wrong

[@psyducktective]

Kevin: I get to control evolution Also Kevin: Immediately starts banishing all children thereby forcing extinction and halting evolution Yeah, seems about right

[@stephiistarr243]

This is a game I couldn't decide whether to get or not so glad you've played it, you can only tell so much from pictures and trailers compared to actual gameplay

[@danielled8665]

“They’re all dying, there’s nothing I can do, we killed all the animals-“ “Sir we need fishing tools!” “Look two of them died by the River, there goes another one, I guess it must be some sort of ritual.” “Please we need fishing tools!!!” “Well they’re all starving to death, it’s inevitable.”

[@Kabbaway]

3:49 Pagans believed (and still do) that horns/antlers represent high intelligence and power, hence why you have deities like the Horned God and such.

[@markf4765]

Hey dude, thanks so much for giving us awesome stuff to watch every day

[@Birdbraingames]

Thats a TOTALLY RADICAL thing to say

[@kylereese584]

Please more videos on this!! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!! When they just did the dog like that I fell off the couch in tears. PLEASE!

[@melonmila8219]

as a seattlite, this is exactly how my days go! good job kevin!

[@gingerspidey]

The new romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan: "Skullpoles in Seattle."

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"What led to this".. well at least Kevin is admitting he was the cause of evolution failing and not the ice age

[@jericho663]

Not even a min in, and Kevin tries to drown a child in the river. I think we are more like accomplices rather than victims for the ride now.

[@BoolyK]

"God is angry at Seattle" So like normal Seattle then?

[@EMA-ru4gl]

Unfortunately, yes

[@FridaCatlo]

I have been playing this game a ton lately! That is an impressive amount of starvation Kevin created. Your people and livestock can be struck by lightning, lost a goat that way...very devastating.

[@dudein9785]

I feel Kevin's ancestors were like the moon moon of the tribes 😭😭

[@flamingfoxx]

"I think I've found the missing link already; it's you!" Is the sickest fucking burn I'm using that

[@yaminialuri2015]

Seattle: *exists* Kevin: SILLYYY, THATS SO FUNNYYY AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

[@slewy6351]

It’s a really chill game after the first hour of stress trying to figure it out recommend it 100% and thanks Kevin for introducing it to me. Edit March 2024: when you’re a fan of a specific KZbinr & rewatch their videos, sometimes you’ll rewatch one from years ago, forgetting that so long has passed. Still remembering going through a brief period of playing the game in the video. Literally shocked me when I realised it had been 3 years. Where is my life going man?

[@blotcho84]

"Welcome to the Bone Age" sounds like a great/awful pickup line

[@FeloniousPedigrees]

Can we all just take a moment and give this man credit for the faily energy he has. I'm shotgunning diarrhea after 8 teeth being extracted and ready to pass out. Kevin gets hit by a car and just juggles chainsaws and makes witty remarks. 10/10

[@Rationalasylum]

"God is angry with Seattle. " This is not new news.

[@souran3]

I have never been as anxious because of a CallMeKevin video as I have been watching his knowledge points go unspent.

[@Leon_Kennedys_Ftoy]

us: the neanderthals were most likely breed put of existence what actually happened:

[@Haliceph]

Kevin being grumpy about not getting a dog only for one to show up and get killed by the villagers has me in tears

[@lottewinter8831]

"Where did it go wrong?" Perhaps it was... the incident

[@veselinivanov9475]

Please do more of this. I've been hoping you'd play this game and finally my prayers have been answered

[@lullsbaby9321]

Kevin: "The fact we're so large proves our stupidity, because there's no need for this." Now why didn't America's architects and city designers think that? What the fuck is New York City.

[@wadupbraah]

Kevin, I tried putting my headphones on the way that you do, only to find out how much it surprisingly hurts. Thank you for all that you do for our entertainment

[@sketchedupstudio8620]

“You should have just worshiped naked at the skull pole” 😂

[@kokosan09]

these three people must have been so relieved when they felt God logging out 😂

[@bruceluiz]

"You learned: Dog Domestication" UHA BOOGA BONE STICK DOG, DOG FRIEND, ME EAT FRIEND

[@alisha8011]

As someone who lives near Seattle I can confirm all of this is accurate

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 8 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue

[@juicegod2291]

Beka Lepak Barbie horse adventure more like fun fun time adventure

[@jade_blax]

I bet Kevin's a horse girl, he just seems like it, very shady stuff

[@MistyLMR]

Dude, I actually loved that game.SECONDED! Kevin please play it.

[@bharris591]

Neigh

[@Lidz1516]

Yessss 🙌🏻😂

[@idkmychannelname5916]

kevin: Hakunamatata me: it means no worries, for the rest of your days kevin: my people are dying me: oh, well for *some* people there are no worries

[@woolfieMcP]

"one of them is trying to run away" I thought he was talking about the villager in the lower right

[@sweeety969]

It's inspiring how they can survive hypothermia when they have Kevin selling the literal shirts off their backs.

[@narayanankannan6787]

Kevin: Starts capitalism Also Kevin: Plays the Communist national anthem

[@mr.k4918]

i thought his peoples god would be the great pickens

[@cr1mssy491]

Well, tbh they were and still are a capitalist country. It's just more state capitalism compared to private capitalism. kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6S9dGOAhL6Mjdk

[@SS-hx6bv]

This would be a neat series to watch. Hope to see more!

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

Haven’t you already ruined evolution enough times in games Kevin?

[@Superneo3210]

9:27 - Woolly Rhino? More like Bore Ragnarok.

[@siincere-1698]

“I have started capitalism” *plays ussr anthem*

[@izarian42]

"Strife, terrifying leadership, this really IS Seattle! The only thing missing is-" *starts raining in-game* "...Nevermind, there it is."

[@josephmccurdy9327]

Kevin is a poet: his description of the totem pole being “bare bones” was a double entendre, as it means that it was made with bare (plain/naked) bones, but also, it was made with literal bear bones, as from the animal. Does this mean my brain fans are working?

[@montanarose4622]

Kevin: “What is the missing link? Why am I like this?” Kevin, immediately refusing to do any tutorials that could help him: “I guess we’ll never know.”