I went back in time to ruin evolution

[@strider8662]

Poor Trogor got exiled 3 times and came back only to starve. Best part is Kevin doesnt realize its the same kid he banished.

[@lunatick9792]

To be fair, he forgot that George was "his" child (I can't remember if it was actually Jim's, so it's just Kevin's now), not to mention his daughter, in the Sims series.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

It's because past Kevin is an idiot 🤣🤣

[@ohitsrusher842]

Sounds like Tommyinnit he just keeps coming back then getting exiled

[@Ilivepuppys]

@@ohitsrusher842 Eww keep that name off this perfect channel

[@portxr]

this poor kid

[@kon4250]

"I think he's gonna discover depression before he discover wheel" Best sentence I've heard 🤣

[@DamiMarian]

Kevin: *Teaches his civilization only to kill* Civilization: *Kills dog* Kevin: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Surprised Pikachu Face more like Bore Ragnarok 🤣🤣

[@theredbeardedfox3110]

That was the beginning of the downfall of men. All that's left are those kids that were banished... And now they well never get their revenge.

[@DamiMarian]

@@UtopssAKAPJ :0 you did the funny meme lmao

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

@@DamiMarian i did 😁

[@jaimeb6873]

I was dying 😂

[@vexi6664]

*gasp*"a dog!! its a christmas miracle" 2 seconds later: "we killed it...."

[@BennyLlama39]

Me: (as God) Right-- I'm kicking *all* of you out of the story and starting again with new humans.

[@Trollamollex]

Kevin your acts aren't random. Once you noticed the kid, his future was determined

[@AMannAmongMen]

"God is angry with Seattle" yeah I mean they're probably used to that by now

[@mr.woooshyourjokes3046]

underated comment

[@EMA-ru4gl]

Indeed, we are

[@tinyfreckle]

What's wrong with Seattle? (I'm from NZ, all I know is that Tom Hanks couldn't sleep there and Max went there when she abandoned Chloe)

[@jetdoggaming4694]

@@tinyfreckle im from the UK and also dont know whats wrong with Seattle all Ik is that there is a hospital where the doctor are more likely to die than the patients (I hope someone gets that)

[@zachattack5745]

@@tinyfreckle I’m from the Seattle area, there’s garbage everywhere, a pretty decent drug problem, and you literally can’t go one block without seeing a homeless person, to name a few issues

[@kodakkushi]

Ah yes everything began with “Seattle”

[@matthew_wagner813]

I live in eastern washington leave me alone, lol.

[@EvilBlackCat]

It was the first Seatlement

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Where was the garden of Eden? that was in Seattle 🤣 Kevin probably destroyed it 🤣

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

@@UtopssAKAPJ 🤣

[@EMA-ru4gl]

I live by Seattle. Indeed, everything BAD begins with Seattle

[@greensleevez]

"We'd just have 17 arms and cartwheel everywhere..." Kevin is channeling his inner Plato here. "According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.” - The Symposium

[@TerrayunaOwl]

Huh, cool

[@Insanebehaviordude]

What you're saying is, soulmate stories are just self-cest.

[@fvckcen5ortube147]

i hate mediterrarian lore

[@usernamepassword9091]

@@Insanebehaviordude AKA.... masturbation 😁

[@goth.1e]

"Big Beard Kevin isn't real, he can't hurt you." Big Beard Kevin:

[@TheJubbster]

Big Beard Kevin is my paralysis demon. He doesn’t really do anything scary, just drinks in the corner and spouts about that time he tried to ruin evolution

[@kangaroodan690]

Turg

[@Okoden2]

I hope to see a big beard kevin in the future

[@Lankycaptain]

Proud of you I am friend

[@goth.1e]

@@Lankycaptain Thank you Lanky :)

[@serotonin.scavenger]

You know those settlements archaeologists find that looked like they were just abandoned for no good reason? Yeah.. I'm inclined to think that something like Kevin came and just did their thing in the long-ago past

[@MmaSmarty87]

Kevin: Lets make animals extinct Also Kevin: We are starving

[@TempGames]

Seeing keving struggle, selling all his goods to unlock dogs, when he has about 40 skillpoints to spend warms my heart

[@harshbing8123]

*people immediately eat dog*

[@stickylee3840]

Yep keaving

[@variaxi935]

Well then you may wanna avoid half of his videos because they are filled with abusing and butchering animals lol I love Kevin and I know video games are very obviously not reality but it still gets to me sometimes 😅

[@manologamerss5801]

@@variaxi935 He's talking about Kevin's menu exploration & tutorial phobia, rather than his animal abuse.

[@ThreadBomb]

Keving can be addictive, only kev in moderation.

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

Alternate title: “I went back in time to do the world a huge favor.”

[@reboot000]

No

[@idiotidiot5821]

The nihilist's cookbook is just blank pages

[@mr.gandersson2835]

By making everyone go insane*

[@rosechuma2006]

Congrats on the heart

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

@@rosechuma2006 I literally gasped when I got the notification lol. My first heart from Kevin himself :)

[@Jo-dh2hx]

I can't believe you didn't even CONSIDER the extremely valid option of cannibalism

[@beanface7408]

I thought the same thing

[@rasmuspetervammenrsns3353]

Is that even possible in this game?!

[@kangaroodan690]

Turg is born, Turg will die, TURG WILL RAISE AGAIN

[@NaClO]

raise? did you mean rise ?

[@kangaroodan690]

@@NaClO Turg no understand

[@extendon5393]

THE CIRCLE OF TURG

[@joshcide]

Turg Jesus

[@janpavel1441]

turg turg turg

[@escritora84]

"Ooh a woolly mammoth, let's make it go extinct!" - Kevin summing up Firebringer in one sentence.

[@xVMouseVx]

as someone from seattle, i can safely say that that is an accurate depiction of what seattle looks like

[@KofieBeanz]

We always had a knack for killing children

[@fbhdqjwjrjgj]

@@KofieBeanz And dogs

[@mariamimi11297]

And mammoths

[@blahblahwdsa]

And chase bears and kill them

[@mangoes3291]

All I knew about Seattle is the band that sings about smelly teens

[@rafaelalodio5116]

There's a big boar over there Wholly Rhino: Seriously?

[@696190]

*Wooly

[@GlamityJean]

wooly rhino? more like Boar Ragnarok

[@KuueenKumi]

@@696190 *Woolly

[@blazensloth8115]

As a resident of Seattle I can confirm this depiction is 100% accurate.

[@citroken]

"Idk why they keep dying by the river" *Villager goes and drinks water downstream from dead bodies*

[@danielled8665]

I was more thinking “please, we are starving and need fishing tools!” “Ah, if only we hadn’t killed all the animals...” “Sir I can literally see the fish, please, can I just use the bone spear on the fish?” “Nothing to be done now....” *dies staring at fish*

[@shrek4879]

9:19 Kevin blocking people behind the doors on the titanic.

[@atmywhitson]

😂😂😂

[@pixleplays305]

my god... its really you... *shrek*

[@mettalazer]

"Must have been old age. Pick the berries! Pick the berries!"

[@chelsey8484day]

So this is what happened to the Roanoke colony...

[@mariahs.6785]

Kevin was behind it the whole time

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Never doubt human stupidity

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

They miswrote the message, it wasn't croatoan...it was callmekevin

[@jasepoag8930]

"this one is just eating grass." Congrats, Kevin, you successfully recreated the Irish potato famine.

[@psyducktective]

“Historians will unearth this and be perplexed at what happened here” Except humans probably became extinct so there are no future historians

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

The dogs.

[@arcking2336]

The cats.

[@Longshanks1690]

Whoever said they were going to be human historians? 👽

[@KikogamerJ2]

Where did the traders with better knowledge come from then?

[@Imowe_]

@@KikogamerJ2 kevin’s civilization (if you could call them that😂) is like those other humanoid species that died out hella early

[@M3cha.]

Kevin: looks at rhino Also Kevin: "BoAr raGnARoK"

[@SnoppleWopple]

I hope quarantine knows he's making everyone's Kevin's better!

[@krillin7653]

Huh

[@therealdomi7747]

Ah yes 😍

[@apotato255]

ah yes quarantine, such a funny person

[@inbreadyeast7911]

W..What?

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

@@inbreadyeast7911 he’s making fun of that bot or copied comments you see on lots of videos

[@rzemky2154]

kevin: let’s think of something silly me: ah yes, what this time kevin: seattle! me, living in seattle: >:|

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Awkward

[@gooseyboy3868]

One of my greatest memory's is late at night when I was depressed and I watched Kevin playing hitman 2 and it lifted my spirits. Thanks Kevin, for everything

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

"How many times have I not done the tutorial and it's backfired completely?" Yes.

[@alyssa8167]

"oh they killed the dog" Trying not to laugh aloud in the middle of the night challenge failed

[@EMS12000]

This video is better than any history class Gosh, I've learned so much about the Dawn of Man!

[@Squidlydee]

Everyone loses their clothes: "Now we can play with bones!" You sure can!

[@sweeety969]

More than enough to go around by the end of the video, unfortunately.

[@VesperLilly]

"if i had it my way, everyone in the village would be called kevin" (looking at bitlife and sims children) "oh really?"

[@TheREALSimagination]

"We are low on food," they say as the food literally walks by while they do nothing. Come to think of it, that's probably why they thought of it.

[@planetpompom]

"I think he's going to discover depression before he discovers the wheel" amazing

[@jcubo63]

All the characters we love of the CallmeKevin universe are here, there’s Glashnok, Turg and Bore Ragnarock

[@shoutaaizawa4756]

Jim Pickens created the universe and Kevin knows that

[@scarletbegonias8157]

I see you flexin with your Jim Pickens sticker

[@jerrycalva7567]

How do you do that

[@shadowwolf12398]

That’s who they are worshipping

[@fbhdqjwjrjgj]

@@jerrycalva7567 ypu ahve to be a member

[@liv796]

“food level is low” ad comes on “1 IN 7 CHILDREN DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH FOOD TO LEAD AN ACTIVE AND HEALTY LIFE”

[@MajorBaker-vz9go]

Underrated

[@jaydenRayner]

Kevin's videos have one thing in common. He kills everyone.

[@BennyLlama39]

GrayStillPlays: Hold my Natty Light-- let me show you how Florida Man yeets things out of existence... 😀

[@gideoncooper2913]

You only just noticed this?

[@noodlerat7191]

Kevin: Destroys humanity before it can destroy itself Me: Big brain time

[@rinqueen]

Ah, yes. This is the content i needed: Kevin automatically trying to get a small child killed by a bear and exiling them in the woods

[@corruptednightshade4555]

Elephants, despite being big, actually barely leave a footprint due to how their feet are. also, they weirdly walk on their toes. so that's probably why the mammoth does not leave tracks too.

[@minoltaboi7402]

Kevin: rants about capitalism as Soviet Anthem plays Everyone: quietly salutes

[@Kabbaway]

3:49 Pagans believed (and still do) that horns/antlers represent high intelligence and power, hence why you have deities like the Horned God and such.

[@jodofe4879]

I love that Kevin decided to play this game. As an archaeologist, it is one of my favorites :)

[@gabrielross3659]

I really think Kevin should revisit Rimworld on his streams or something, Id love to see the chaos he could create in that game

[@AB-dl1iv]

"Gather his bones" me: intense BONES flashbacks

[@jackson22668]

5:43 Kevin: "where's this loyalty in my tribe??" Me at the screen: "apes together strong"

[@citroken]

"We've entered the Bone Age" sounds like an innuendo

[@stephiistarr243]

This is a game I couldn't decide whether to get or not so glad you've played it, you can only tell so much from pictures and trailers compared to actual gameplay

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 8 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventure: Wild Horse Rescue

[@juicegod2291]

Beka Lepak Barbie horse adventure more like fun fun time adventure

[@jade_blax]

I bet Kevin's a horse girl, he just seems like it, very shady stuff

[@MistyLMR]

Dude, I actually loved that game.SECONDED! Kevin please play it.

[@bharris591]

Neigh

[@Lidz1516]

Yessss 🙌🏻😂

[@melonmila8219]

as a seattlite, this is exactly how my days go! good job kevin!

[@naddyg4480]

"God is angry at Seattle there is a lot of lighting" everyone living in Seattle... "naw thats pretty normal" Haha

[@Kenfren]

You say that like God isn't angry at you

[@naddyg4480]

@@Kenfren I say that like someone who's visited Seattle. I mean "God's" probably angry at California too with all the damn earth quakes

[@Kenfren]

@@naddyg4480 you think God isn't angry at California? Like seriously, Cali is the place you name? In a serious response to a joke

[@naddyg4480]

@@Kenfren I mean it is on fire alot 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@whisper4379]

I have this weird enjoyment listening to Kevin make stereotypical caveman noises. We need more caveman-Kevin!

[@donaldtrumplover2254]

Finally this great game gets some love. Trust me it’s definitely worth the $20 if you haven’t played it yet.

[@MorgannaElevrate]

What's the game called?

[@yennkielwit9103]

@@MorgannaElevrate Dawn of Man

[@Rationalasylum]

"God is angry with Seattle. " This is not new news.

[@josephramirez8435]

Even when Kevin tries to do something that shouldn’t be funny, like naming his settlement Seattle, it’s STILL funny

[@jordankahl8327]

It just occurred to me how weird the picture of Ron appearing when Kevin said “Oh, making an animal go completely extinct is exhausting” would seem to people who are just now discovering him

[@callumwarren3342]

**yawn** I'm off to bed

[@KuueenKumi]

I'm exhausted just from cheering!

[@GuilfordLewin]

Kevin: “I think I found the missing link, it’s YOU!” *gets personally offended for .625 seconds* Then I realize he’s talking about the mullet child

[@BoolyK]

"God is angry at Seattle" So like normal Seattle then?

[@EMA-ru4gl]

Unfortunately, yes

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"What led to this".. well at least Kevin is admitting he was the cause of evolution failing and not the ice age

[@slewy6351]

It’s a really chill game after the first hour of stress trying to figure it out recommend it 100% and thanks Kevin for introducing it to me. Edit March 2024: when you’re a fan of a specific KZbinr & rewatch their videos, sometimes you’ll rewatch one from years ago, forgetting that so long has passed. Still remembering going through a brief period of playing the game in the video. Literally shocked me when I realised it had been 3 years. Where is my life going man?

[@markf4765]

Hey dude, thanks so much for giving us awesome stuff to watch every day

[@Birdbraingames]

Thats a TOTALLY RADICAL thing to say

[@cooperschoone4536]

“Memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla! Keokuk! Cucamonga! Seattle!” I see Kevin took Krusty’s advice

[@lullsbaby9321]

Kevin: "The fact we're so large proves our stupidity, because there's no need for this." Now why didn't America's architects and city designers think that? What the fuck is New York City.

[@kylereese584]

Please more videos on this!! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!! When they just did the dog like that I fell off the couch in tears. PLEASE!

[@lumxty]

*years of evolution: exist* Kevin: NO GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE

[@DieselthePilot]

This is the funniest comment in the entire comment section and nobody can tell me I’m wrong

[@FridaCatlo]

I have been playing this game a ton lately! That is an impressive amount of starvation Kevin created. Your people and livestock can be struck by lightning, lost a goat that way...very devastating.

[@lottewinter8831]

"Where did it go wrong?" Perhaps it was... the incident

[@veselinivanov9475]

Please do more of this. I've been hoping you'd play this game and finally my prayers have been answered

[@woolfieMcP]

"one of them is trying to run away" I thought he was talking about the villager in the lower right

[@wadupbraah]

Kevin, I tried putting my headphones on the way that you do, only to find out how much it surprisingly hurts. Thank you for all that you do for our entertainment

[@psyducktective]

Kevin: I get to control evolution Also Kevin: Immediately starts banishing all children thereby forcing extinction and halting evolution Yeah, seems about right

[@siincere-1698]

“I have started capitalism” *plays ussr anthem*

[@Leon_Kennedys_Ftoy]

us: the neanderthals were most likely breed put of existence what actually happened:

[@flamingfoxx]

"I think I've found the missing link already; it's you!" Is the sickest fucking burn I'm using that

[@danielled8665]

“They’re all dying, there’s nothing I can do, we killed all the animals-“ “Sir we need fishing tools!” “Look two of them died by the River, there goes another one, I guess it must be some sort of ritual.” “Please we need fishing tools!!!” “Well they’re all starving to death, it’s inevitable.”

[@FeloniousPedigrees]

Can we all just take a moment and give this man credit for the faily energy he has. I'm shotgunning diarrhea after 8 teeth being extracted and ready to pass out. Kevin gets hit by a car and just juggles chainsaws and makes witty remarks. 10/10

[@gingerspidey]

The new romantic comedy starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan: "Skullpoles in Seattle."

[@SS-hx6bv]

This would be a neat series to watch. Hope to see more!

[@dudein9785]

I feel Kevin's ancestors were like the moon moon of the tribes 😭😭

[@jericho663]

Not even a min in, and Kevin tries to drown a child in the river. I think we are more like accomplices rather than victims for the ride now.

[@blotcho84]

"Welcome to the Bone Age" sounds like a great/awful pickup line

[@nwoodesmith]

I have never been as anxious because of a CallMeKevin video as I have been watching his knowledge points go unspent.

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

Haven’t you already ruined evolution enough times in games Kevin?

[@MrSkinner73]

Keep it up Kevin! I’ve been a subscriber for a while I like what you’re doing with the channel

[@dynodan896]

Hey kevin, I just wanted to let you know that you are amazing, and I'm so happy that I get to watch your videos, and you're doing an amazing job at making me laugh everyday, I hope you have amazing days! : )

[@IamaPERSON]

;)

[@MrK-tp1gr]

;)

[@Cowmookaze]

Oh Kevin you’re the best. Thanks for all the laughs over the years :-]

[@sneakydeekie5472]

I have two questions.. 1. Did he ever actually find the research tree? 2. When are we getting another episode of this beautiful experience??

[@manologamerss5801]

You can literally hear him be like "ACTUALLY in this game there's no research tree, it's just making things until your people go "oh, I can improve on this design" which I initially was like, oh, that's a unique design, but after seeing that's not true in the comments, I'm just perplexed at where Kevin got that from. Like, he just... assumed the game had that system? Kevin is... odd.

[@Haliceph]

Kevin being grumpy about not getting a dog only for one to show up and get killed by the villagers has me in tears

[@sketchedupstudio8620]

“You should have just worshiped naked at the skull pole” 😂

[@HugeESmalls]

You're always the first person I watch whenever I sit down to eat. Your voice has become associated with me eating, which means I've Pavlov's Dogged myself into getting full just by listening to you. Diet tips, kids, take notes

[@josephmccurdy9327]

Kevin is a poet: his description of the totem pole being “bare bones” was a double entendre, as it means that it was made with bare (plain/naked) bones, but also, it was made with literal bear bones, as from the animal. Does this mean my brain fans are working?

[@kokosan09]

these three people must have been so relieved when they felt God logging out 😂

[@huckfinn6864]

Fun Fact Kevin: The Boar you found was actually an elasmotherium or a woolly rhino

[@yenky6797]

Kevin you might want to know that you can click on the knowledge tab and there actually is a tech tree xD You had like 40 knowledge at the end which is enough to research a few of the good starting techs

[@valteine]

"I've started capitalism" *soviet anthem plays* Hmmmmm *points at a rhino* "Boars are quite vicious" Kevin sometimes makes me sympathize wit Daithi

[@krafensteinn]

I am laughing so hard every time he banishes the child. Poor kid. 💀

[@yaminialuri2015]

Seattle: *exists* Kevin: SILLYYY, THATS SO FUNNYYY AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH