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Goat Simulator 3 is an action video game and the sequel to Goat Simulator. The game was announced during Summer Game Fest and was released on November 17, 2022. The game features a four-player cooperative mode, and it is set on the fictional island of San Angora.
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[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Kevin: "Is this a Skyrim parody?" Goat: "Hey, you're finally awake" Kevin is like "ah shit, here we go again"

[@Louisiana_Wendigo]

Lol

[@vaspeter2600]

Also a parody of Assassin's Creed, Infamous: Second Son, Sunset Overdrive and Wolfeinstein, and that's just based on the first eight minutes I've watched yet. The devs have been thorough, haven't they?

[@yugoslavball1945]

Oo! A crossover meme! Spicy

[@noabinnendijk361]

@@vaspeter2600 I'm 95% sure the towers are a Breath of the Wild reference

[@alexanderzack3720]

@@vaspeter2600 there was also indiana jones with the hat unlock and the quest "this belongs in a mausoleum"

[@gamingwithevan8545]

This game is unironically really great. A stupid game from 2014 turned into an open world story with literal hours of content and a ton of customization options. One of my favourite games this year

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

god 2014 was almost 10 years ago 😭

[@somerandomgamer8504]

I actually preferred the original, honestly. All the spinoffs just don't have the same charm.

[@hamster2u396]

@@somerandomgamer8504 why do you think that is?

[@texasred7281]

@@scenel-9066 Like you could make anything better?

[@drstaylit]

@@texasred7281not being able to do something doesn’t mean you can’t have opinions on it big dawg

[@Evanz111]

This game is actually dope, it plays really fun now that it’s moved to a collect-a-thorn format instead of pure sandbox. The puzzles can sometimes be really creative, reminds me of Scribblenauts!

[@kaua0f0m]

the first game also had missions and collectibles, but it was always overlooked by the youtubers this one has a bigger focus on them

[@Evanz111]

@@kaua0f0m I think the more streamlined approach helps massively. A lot of people booted up Goat Simulator without realising how much content there was behind the surface. So many people just dismissed it as a meme bait wonky physics game :(

[@waterking74]

@@Evanz111 who would dismissed this gem… “gaming snobs” ?

[@EJN64]

i much prefer the collection of roses to thorns! but yes, agreed. at first release this game was basically a reskin of Amazing Frog? (or vice versa) plus maybe Tony Hawk bc scores for stunts lol.

[@TheDiner50]

@@waterking74 Allot of people. Really if not for Kevin I had still labeled this game a cash grab. But this is actually no joke refreshing. It might not make financial sense but this game made a bit more serious (like Stray walking sim but good) I really had loved to see. I really can not play something this non serious fantasy overpowered crap personally. But there is clearly allot of work and care put into this Goat 3 game. Like even if G1 and G2 was the same I really just found them being uninspired hack jobs. Maybe the modern tech and game engine helped allot in G3? This one looks like work and actual care was given to. It is sad how non offensive it is and yet pulls commentary off about society and such so hard. Like dam it is not masterfully and very tastefully done that screams of passion. Something very much missing in today's 'AAA' games in general. Like even the game references where not even gimmicky or cringe. They where spot on. >:D Like the fact that you can carry granny on your back is just one of the things where allot of small details to make it work needed to be worked out. I really hope we see speedrunners take on this game. Seems like a fantastic sandbox to speedrun. Maybe a bit to much but still.

[@aspen1713]

Kevin never ceases to make the main character THE main character. The shark with the flame wings and bowling shoes 🥲

[@Loayo]

It really feels like this game was made for Kevin, the guy who always plays games the wrong and Goofy way

[@MaddeningFly]

Which means that, for once, Kevin was playing the game... the way it was intended ?

[@samholdsworth420]

Goat for the GOAT

[@IncompetentPlayer]

Kevin should play this like a normal game

[@stanleybochenek1862]

i need ufo

[@stanleybochenek1862]

from area 51

[@Noah-nk5og]

8:45 “I’m all oiled up and ready to go” One of Kevin’s wrestling abominations.

[@AshleyAdam16]

I love your knack of finding the most batshit insane games no one asked for and playing them in ways that makes everyone want to get hold of them

[@nifech]

@SavetionBruh If Minecraft Steve was both real and an incel we’d get your profile picture

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

@@nifech Hell yes also, I hate those bots

[@DodgyDaveGTX]

You mean you didn't have GS3 on pre-order since 2020?

[@dinodare1605]

Yeah but Goat Sim games are also low-effort trash that are only made amusing by entertaining internet personalities, so I wouldn't advise actually getting ahold of it unless you aren't paying.

[@Tyulenin]

@@dinodare1605 excuse me?

[@nathanford2072]

I love how the npcs have custom names like one of them was peter griffin.

[@OneMadApple]

well, i think we can officially replace the phrase "like a bull in a china shop" with "like a jet-packed goat in an ikea."

[@stonythechimist4250]

*Swekia. No correlation to persons or entities irl.

[@OneMadApple]

@@stonythechimist4250 "like a jet-packed goat in a legally defensible parody of ikea"....? eh. doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

[@kuba-uta]

If Kevin can make non-chaotic game chaotic.. I can't imagine what he's gonna do in goat simulator 😶

[@rupert_1491]

Dude quick claim your prize

[@kuba-uta]

@@rupert_1491 already gave them all my personal info and passwords for everything I use, now I just need to wait, hope it’s worth it 😍

[@rupert_1491]

@Kuba-Uta sweet

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven, you must become a new creation and be born again by responding to the Holy Spirit. - Matthew 7:21-23, Revelation 3:15-16 cf. Hebrews 10:26-29. Pay close attention to your thoughts and how you respond to your inner monologue because it has a greater impact than you think. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life, and do all that you can to follow His ways.

[@wanderer_808]

@@kuza3991 bbygirl we don't care

[@KiwiMan5S5]

I am truly blessed to have found Kevin, whenever I’m feeling down he always finds a way to pick me back up

[@Louisiana_Wendigo]

Yeah same here bro

[@Hannah-ij2qx]

Same here friend, it's a great community and upload schedule

[@rolfhenning8793]

100% my guy. Kevin. The true GOAT in all this

[@grousewithakeyboard]

Same

[@izumiyoko789]

Same : D Having a rough day? Just watch Kevin.

[@bakukuma]

seeing as how goat sim is a major comfort game i am intrigued by this sequel and kevin playing it. i kinda hope more goats get added to the game at some point also there's something so beautiful in the dichotomy of Coffee Stain making both Goat Sim and Satisfactory

[@nytso4940]

Seeing Kevin uploading a 30+ minute video automatically makes my day better

[@Louisiana_Wendigo]

Same

[@Jessyca997]

Agreeed

[@bloopahVIII]

@I'll say when it's time doesn't really help the cause

[@NateLeQcFN]

@@bloopahVIII bro the worse is that it's still the same video every bot put, I ain't sure if the guy that uploaded the video made all the bots but it's literally hateful videos the guy make

[@hypocrite4318]

15:47 theres a short goat who knows, all that glitters is gold. and he's riding, a conveyor belt, to heaven.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Almost 40 minutes of Kevin is just what i need to cheer up my day

[@vodago]

I remember you!

[@Adrian-zd4cs]

I love Goat Simulator when I'm so stressed out I just need to diabolically laugh until it hurts

[@Drayton226]

37 minutes of Kevin playing as a goat this is going to be great

[@TisStilles]

You've goat to see this... I'm sorry.

[@Drayton226]

@@TisStilles I wish I would have come up with that

[@cithidillithid]

@RiскrоII I pissed in a tesla

[@disguisedcentennial835]

10:25 “Whack-a-mole” prominently displayed on screen 10:29 Kevin: “Oh wow! It’s like Whack-a-mole! What a surprise!”

[@beegod255]

Day *721* of asking Kevin to ACTUALLY revisit the Bee Movie Game

[@thegivingtree6551]

True determination

[@binlynbin]

someday, he will b a bee again

[@Aidenfrrd]

@Sans 😭💀sans ?????

[@beegod255]

@Sans say less 😩

[@ofallnames]

I got to see if he really did this now……

[@rebeckylee157]

Grandma’s Basement with the bright blue door. What was inside was a clever Easter egg of nostalgia at least for me. It took me way back to my Packard Bell 386 and playing the original Wolfenstein 3D game on DOS with that crappy, slow PC.

[@egygizda]

i had a really bad day today, so i listened to some of your bitlife videos while doing chores and i just wanted to say thank you for existing kevo, you make everything better! 🧡

[@EighmyLupin]

The Bitlife and Among Us videos are my comfort videos

[@egygizda]

@@EighmyLupin same!! but also the mediashare streams and the sims videos and the gta chaos mod and... and... and oh god.

[@Annathevirgo]

I love that him and jacksepticeye both went to the multiplayer games and were like "you think I have friends" they should play it together

[@SylviaRustyFae]

27:45 Poor Philip, meets this awesome goat on his bday who brings him friends even and then comes to hang out at his new goat friends place... And Kevin is all "I dont know who that is" Well, at least he made up for it when he found out Philip wanted to be his royal guard

[@philipwolff5691]

My 18th bday too

[@SylviaRustyFae]

@@philipwolff5691 Happy birthday Royal Guard Philip! (Insert a bunch of celebration emoji that had to be removed bcuz it kept gettin my comment auto-deleted even when i only used one 9,9)

[@philipwolff5691]

@@SylviaRustyFae thanks tho it's frist in 13 days but still so close it has to be foreshadowing. A goat will give me friends and Nuke me but I survive and be his royal guard right?

[@SylviaRustyFae]

@@philipwolff5691 Happy early birthday month then :P

[@philipwolff5691]

@@SylviaRustyFae thank you:D

[@NaturalMango]

this game is like a 90d Nickelodeon cartoon, technically for kids but tons of grown up references for the parents 😂 that Wolfenstein basement threw me way back

[@lucawindmover]

Kevin and his talent at entertaining me with games I couldn't care less about. These might be my most favorite videos, lol.

[@j-s.w7909]

The Irish lads need to get together and play this. It is a game series that is part of Mclaughlin’s history on the channel and every time the lads get together for a video, it is always a good time to see.

[@darkprincette]

coming home from a life sucking 3hr long final exam to find out i have 40 minutes of kevin playing a remake of one of my favorite games as a kid is as close to heaven as I'm gonna get

[@Splatcake]

Its an actual sequel new map and features

[@shannonpeterson3467]

I feel like the goat simulator games are just perfect for Kevin, who constantly asks "Can I do this?" The game's answer: YES

[@SPQRKlio]

I figured this would be good but LAUGHING SO MUCH it just keeps escalating OMG I CAN'T BREATHE. The head wobble on the bike almost killed me outright. Whew. I need some time to recover.

[@buildtherobots]

7:53 there's something very charming to think of a version of castle Wolfenstein except they replaced the Nazis and mechaHitler with an old woman

[@iusedtowrite6667]

We need Kevin to revisit the Desperate Housewives game I would sell my soul for an hour long Desparate Housewives video

[@mweeee]

That was one of my first Kevin videos

[@TupolevTu16]

Yesss please It would be perfect for long form!!

[@wawaweewa8749]

literally have my soul and my cat’s just lemme have some more desperate housewives

[@natali4314]

Me toooo!

[@jasepoag8930]

"They're all just standing around clapping for the corn." Well it DOES have the juice.

[@do_you_see_banana_man]

Can’t imagine a more beautiful thing

[@samwisegamgee1243]

_"People are paid to clean up after me"_ That brought back some repressed retail PTSD 😭

[@hubertrozalski7070]

Since the studio is Swedish, goat with the sack on a stick could be a reference to Polish "Dummy the Billy-goat" ("Koziołek Matołek") comic book series from 1930s about an antropomorphic goat trying to find the way to town, were apparently goats get their horseshoes. Sweden and Poland are separated only by the Baltic Sea, so maybe Swedes heard about it.

[@Anarchyism0]

You're the favorite part of my day Kevin.

[@kremstoin]

Having to listen to my roommate banging next door for the umpteenth time, the goat screaming ASMR is actually more relaxing than anything else tonight.

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

The best part of this is imagining there was a team working on giraffe ladder climbing physics. Just imagine that was your job. You go home and your spouse asks what you did today and you have to explain that you were trying to work out the bugs with the giraffe climbing collisions. Family get together for the holidays, you see your cousins and tell them about what you worked on as a games developer at Coffee Stain.

[@bobithaandkaseyues7785]

As a person who shows goats I can confirm that this is accurate. Goats are a very special creature- and they know how to reck havoc on humans.

[@TheMeTreeHouse]

You know I was looking for a way to enjoy this game without playing it. Thanks Kevin, man among men.

[@georgiabennett8533]

It’s so beautiful to see all the comments expressing how Kevin makes their day and cheers them up just by being there ❤

[@_gorillazfreakinc._2]

I was in awe when I saw that Wolfenstein level. Unfamiliar in seeing a reference to such an old game.

[@brandyfunderburk6749]

You have to complete almost every mission in the game to open the door. But you get an insanely epic boss fight and an insanely epic reward. We need part 2

[@brick6517]

I was so relaxed by the ASMR portion of the video, that I did not even need to be sedated upon viewing soup. I was so at peace that I managed to hold back my anger. Thank you Kevin, you never cease to amaze.

[@profischer]

For the entire month of December we need the Home Alone mom saying KEVIN!! at some point in the videos.

[@NathanN0rth]

Man I am LOVING these long videos! Kevin's on a roll!

[@SomethingOrOther506]

I-It the video just released?

[@PlushChie]

@@SomethingOrOther506 he's a Chad that watches videos at 50x speed

[@NathanN0rth]

@@SomethingOrOther506 I was talking about the other ones as well.

[@Louisiana_Wendigo]

Yeah i like kevins longer vids cuz the more kevin the better

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven, you must become a new creation and be born again by responding to the Holy Spirit. - Matthew 7:21-23, Revelation 3:15-16 cf. Hebrews 10:26-29. Pay close attention to your thoughts and how you respond to your inner monologue because it has a greater impact than you think. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life, and do all that you can to follow His ways.

[@Danmeilover69]

This game is Kevin's soul in visual form.

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven, you must become a new creation and be born again by responding to the Holy Spirit. - Matthew 7:21-23, Revelation 3:15-16 cf. Hebrews 10:26-29. Pay close attention to your thoughts and how you respond to your inner monologue because it has a greater impact than you think. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life, and do all that you can to follow His ways.

[@anaveragehedgehog]

@@kuza3991 ong it's a christian spammer

[@greywolf7577]

@@kuza3991 Any church that can pray and cause an angel to come down where people can see it is the true church. Any church that can't do that is a fake church. What can your church do?

[@aleksihanninen5929]

0:15 Better intro, than fallout76 whole game combined.

[@daninewman9997]

Kevin...You're the G.O.A.T

[@saprumk4]

No game like the OG Goat Simulator will ever be made again.

[@dilemma1616]

Can always rely on Kevin the give us the most educational content out there

[@dannythegamer7530]

Going through a lot of heavy ish right now. A lot. I'll admit I didn't follow the video, and I will later, but I watched it. I just want to say that watching this while I'm miles away was a comfort. Thank you Kevin. I needed a distraction. You helped me make it through today.

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven, you must become a new creation and be born again by responding to the Holy Spirit. - Matthew 7:21-23, Revelation 3:15-16 cf. Hebrews 10:26-29. Pay close attention to your thoughts and how you respond to your inner monologue because it has a greater impact than you think. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life, and do all that you can to follow His ways.

[@BLRX07]

Kevin the GOAT playing goat simulator 3 for 37min might be the greatest thing that's happened . This has made my day.

[@shatteredanam3284]

Goat simulator is one of those rare games where the Jank only adds to the appeal

[@sureindubitably3771]

I love all the references especially the Assassin's creed with the "synchronization" thing and the wall climb

[@Emperor-Quill]

I actually had no idea Goat Simulator was getting another game, I'm half convinced that it just manifested overnight.

[@snail1726]

holy shit dude you got a prize from Callmekevin the 3.1 million subscriber count youtuber 🤯

[@d-e-j-a-v-u]

i was just studying with this in the background then i looked up and saw a goat in a dress drowning a guy, dressed as a dolphin and dancing, into a pool. Kevin truly is a chaotic mystery.

[@flowerfloc]

This game is amazing, thank you for playing Kevin

[@srarceus9126]

The title to this video should’ve been: “Kevin playing Goat Simulator so it will make you want to” 🤣 Skyrim, Assassin’s Creed and Fallout references, hilarity, customization, collectibles.. Probably achievements/trophies.. Sign me up!

[@LordTurg323]

I'm honestly shocked Kevin didn't start a religion around the goat

[@SphoorthyN]

There already is. A cult anyway

[@ben_1989-d2q]

I love this game and all the game refrences. The wolf 3d one was epiiiiiiic!

[@Drayton226]

Oh my gosh I love when you play Goat Simulator thank you Kevin!

[@eilidhtait6250]

I loved Kevin's old Goat Simulator videos, delighted to see the game return to the channe!

[@CedOderSo]

It would be great to see you playing this in Multiplayer. It is completely crazy

[@connorburnett6135]

As a retail worker (and Kevin can back me up) I can say that seeing a goat with a jetpack trash my store is 100% normal, I would also rather clean up after the goats then deal with Karens

[@jurv7626]

Love the longer videos Kevin 😁

[@christianhull1475]

It's crazy how many people have never played the original Goat Simulator, but I'm glad this one has become super popular online because some of them may love it so much they decide to go and play the first one. It's a lot worse and there's less, but it is very fun and I loved all the weird stuff they had in it, especially the dlc

[@oldbandwagon8797]

The Palantir as a bowling ball had me rolling. Lmao the references

[@Retroactive_R]

I can’t even begin to imagine how difficult it must be for game developers to fix ACTUAL bugs in games like these.

[@TheSoup87]

I’ve been sick for a while and your videos make me laugh. Thanks Kevin!

[@Erhannis]

I love that somebody went in to work one day, had to sit down and go "Now, what posture would a giraffe have on a ladder?" And likewise with a shark on a bike.

[@n3wbl00m2]

Kevin flew through a ring of fire and didn’t even mention it?! 😭

[@RealLenny]

Please play more of this Kevin, this game is right up your alley and it will fuel your diabolical instincts.

[@edwardvidelaporte3609]

This would be an instant buy for me if it were on steam, I played the first game and I know how good these things are.

[@omen3324]

BRO!! this is super nostalgic. Some of these are references to the first and second game.

[@chris_is_here_oh_no]

Awesome, glad to see Kevin's take on this game!

[@SomniiLinn]

That is obviously not IKEA, it didn't trap you in maze forcing you through every nook and cranny before letting you out exhausted hours later. But it would have been fun watching Kevin obliterate his way through their meticulously planned maze though.

[@1yamiBakura]

Watching this on my lunch break at my retail job and I am very relaxed 15/10

[@wallybaustin7759]

At 7:15 when Kevin goes in the basement. Kinda reminds me of Wolfenstein. If I’m remembering the original correctly.

[@kuznetsov9471]

To be honest, this being a UE4 game and running better than 90% of other UE4 games I played made me surprised. Fun little game, quite enjoyable and full of memes, satire and such yet staying fun and chill about everything, the way games were when they first began, for fun. You should check in the Cargo Harbour, Sand Castle, and Power Towers for some neat stuff, as we as the Goat Map on your place, it leads to a new unlock!

[@emmaward174]

kevin I would watch an entire series of you playing this game, omg

[@FirearmsEngineering]

Kevin really turned goat sim into llamas with hats.

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven, you must become a new creation and be born again by responding to the Holy Spirit. - Matthew 7:21-23, Revelation 3:15-16 cf. Hebrews 10:26-29. Pay close attention to your thoughts and how you respond to your inner monologue because it has a greater impact than you think. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life, and do all that you can to follow His ways.

[@piperbird7193]

I think this was my favorite chaos so far. Every time I thought that was peak chaos - nope. It wasn't.

[@boinkoo]

37 minutes of kevin playing goat simulator 3 this is actually incredible!

[@anuragvats3740]

While goat simulator has been my favourite game for years, i always wondered if Kevin would play it. Kevin, "I can't believe you've done this!"

[@axelvanael]

ASMR portion was a real Kevin/Eleven. Going to secretly put it on all of my friends' and family members' sleeping playlists to give them a good night's rest.

[@Timmeh7o7]

10:43 "Look! I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!"

[@vinnukona8956]

Cant wait to see if goat kevin will join the stormgoats or imperigoats

[@321megmeg]

Definitely need more of this :D

[@Meat_torpedo]

After a night of no sleep, being high off my ass on percribed pain meds for my nerve pain and being violently ill afterwards. The suffering has ended with the reward of Kevin streaming goat Sim 3 😂

[@fransthefox9682]

Kevin really just started the Kamehameha only to let it go and never find out what it is.

[@aoffydosy1530]

Just don't doubt why this banging goat game doesn't have a 2nd sequel, just doubt why some influent game publisher doesn't have a 3rd sequel for their games.

[@redmend2793]

That jetpack brought back some unforseen memories 😢

[@grousewithakeyboard]

10-10 it DEFINITELY relaxed me.

[@v.v365]

Would love it if the Irish lads got together to play Goat Sim 3

[@craaig9118]

Kevin really is the GOAT. No seriously he's playing as the goat.

[@Comrade_Alpaca]

please do more Goat Sim 3. I'd love to see you revisit the first game, too! Would make some great content XD

[@Shea_Fresh]

I was just watching his older Goat Sim games last night, nice upload Kevin! Great Editing too!

[@kuza3991]

Repent and follow Jesus my friend! Repenting doesn't mean confessing your sins to others, but to stop doing them altogether. Belief in Messiah alone is not enough to get you into heaven, you must become a new creation and be born again by responding to the Holy Spirit. - Matthew 7:21-23, Revelation 3:15-16 cf. Hebrews 10:26-29. Pay close attention to your thoughts and how you respond to your inner monologue because it has a greater impact than you think. Call on the name of Jesus and pray for Him to intervene in your life, and do all that you can to follow His ways.

[@idk_fc]

40 minutes of without a doubt pure Kevin mayhem makes my day

[@Swordfeather]

As tall goats are my favorite animal in the entire world this is now my favorite episode. Never give up on Tall Goat!

[@jasonirwin2947]

I've so much childhood memories of this game 🤣🤣

[@Louisiana_Wendigo]

Yeah goat simulator made my childhood