Bitlife but I become the worst president ever (Murder, Fraud, OnlyFans)

[@Halbarad8416]

Kevin for president! "I will represent you poorly, but I WILL represent you. "

[@hdjt-p9901]

I love this comment 😂

[@SylviaRustyFae]

This is legit my fave tagline Kevin has used when becomin our President

[@zombiewarrior225]

Finally an honest politician

[@SylviaRustyFae]

@@zombiewarrior225 Most dont even represent us after all, bein poorly represented is better than bein ruled

[@janjavorsek7391]

😂😂

"I accepted $20,000 from someone" "I got cured of depression" So it's that easy then

[@_Zer1s_]

and people say money cant buy happiness..... xD

[@zombiereaperOnXbox]

​@_Zer1s_ that's exactly what I said after reading this lol

[@Wulframe]

​@@_Zer1s_ financial security sure would make me happy-

[@FatalAlcatraz]

Oh man, money would solve 90% of my problems and worries.

[@kris_jenner_is_a_cryptid_]

Money is literally happiness and people refuse to believe that. Money could solve all their problems but it's not happiness 😂

[@Blasckk]

I'm glad President Kevin is running for re-election, I hope this time he doesn't do something stupid like writing a book and getting impeached in less than a day...

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Oh nooo...

[@TheMarulaMonarch]

Hmmmmmmm

[@RKutha]

7:21 ...

[@fouksk]

Oops

[@Jason_grace_former_praetor]

That would be horrible

[@TheAwesomePadronShow]

6:22 at this point, I can 100% imagine a US president reading the newspaper about a foreign conflict and saying “what did they do, I’ve missed some lore here” 💀

[@mar_speedman]

Or the part where a US president has to pass a law forcing politicians to have the option to play videogames and going "Uh... I guess?"

[@SakkiCS]

Another BitLife video, FINALLY.

[@NicolasTagliafico420]

the wait for another among us vid continues though

[@someoneisnotherenow]

Kevin needs to do more

[@Darth_Nihilus_solos_Vader]

Comment

[@BananaSmoothie7]

ITS BEEN DECADES

[@Laurence-k3f]

fr

[@briennerose2606]

Kevin: sets out to become president, becomes some kind of kinky neat-freak prosperty preacher instead

[@pedrovallefin8406]

And by "preacher" do you mean "cult leader"? Or am I missing something?

[@blobgarry3958]

So uhhh, our regular president

[@finchhawthorne1302]

@@pedrovallefin8406”prosperity preacher” is a thing, it’s basically a specific kind of cult leader.

[@reilley26]

Candi Date would be a hilarious politician Only Fans name

[@pokegard]

It’s his stagename

[@Ailleas]

Damn you are right 😂

[@armintargaryen9216]

And his political rival, Candi Crusher

[@RaffoPhantom]

40 million in the bank...still can't play the triangle. We are witnissing unimaginably tragic events and raw emotions here

[@pedrovallefin8406]

After all, there are still things money can't buy. Like musical talent. No matter how many classes he attempts to learn how to play it, the triangle will forever elude Can Didate.

[@mandurrudnam7632]

imagine how much you would have to hate your stepfather if he left you 1.3 billion dollars and you still couldnt be bothered to attend the funeral

[@SylviaRustyFae]

I wanna remind you, his stepfather KILLED his mother; and theres no question the kids certain of it after the attempted murder plot Also, he ended up in an orphanage in Cuba xD Not exactly the best circumstances even if he is a billionaire heh

[@bickle0922]

1.3 billion dollars AND a triangle

[@loganhall3477]

@@SylviaRustyFae And in Cuba, so that billion is probably gonna be seized and the kid kicked out

[@invisibleninja7873]

@@bickle0922 yeah but no clothes

[@sidhackney8831]

​@@SylviaRustyFae Yeah that'll do it

[@d.sadster5684]

"my father left me a triangle, no clothing and a small loan of 1.3 billion dollars"

[@imnotcreative7684]

Kevin saying "let me be clear." in Obama's voice is something i didn't know i needed.

[@toadthestupid]

He kept switching voices first he did jfk then he did don corleone

[@ggrogan]

u didn’t notice the bernie impression? 😭

[@toadthestupid]

@@ggroganthat too

[@micahsarm]

When was the impressions? I didn't see/ forgot them

[@ZzZen_arts]

RIGHT

[@EditsbyM]

I wonder if a politician being on Onlyfans would be a loophole for accepting much larger political donations.

[@princess_pink3]

Hold on you're cooking

[@EditsbyM]

@@princess_pink3 "Your honour, Putin was *NOT* funding Trump's campaign, he simply really wanted to see that massive dumper!"

[@tonybishop3686]

I'd post a video passing foreign policy laws with a plug in

[@princess_pink3]

@tonybishop3686 Sensual ASMR but reading your foreign policy laws lol

[@st4rpt_603]

@@EditsbyM It'd be fun to see Putin funding Trump by itself, let alone through OnlyFans 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@moonatic.06]

Kevin choosing crime as his talent when he wants to be a politician will never get old. Glad to see another Bitlife video! It feels like it’s been forever

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

“Murder and fraud I can excuse but ONLY FANS?” “You can excuse murder and fraud?” “Well yeah that’s most prior presidents”

[@austinschmuck7814]

As another American, I can confirm that this is true

[@Reac2]

You're not a true blooded American if you don't vote someone into office who cost the state and it's people more money than you could if you put your mind to it for the rest if your life o7

[@Joyful_Traitor]

This was my thoughts

[@WrottJackson]

Fraud, yes but where are you getting murder from?

[@AustinBoone-rd1ih]

​@@WrottJacksondid you not watch the whole vid?

[@janMaja]

"From Doodoo To The Cancan: Things Candid Can Didate Did, Has Done, And Can Do" by presidential candidate Can Didate

[@RSFaber-nk6lh]

I mean it's not a surprise his books aren't taking off. People die from strokes just by reading the title

[@robonator2945]

but Can Di Date Degler? Yes, he can, in fact they got married!

[@ukumax1]

3:16 why does he sound exactly like bernie sanders 😭

[@Kitty4u]

He really does 😂

[@BillyWhitebread]

Thank you, I couldn't place it. lol

[@hedmeddig]

I remember starting an onlyfans-funded bitlife, she ended up in the 0.01% onlyfans creator, she lived to 108, had around 200M, 3 properties, a yacht and 3 children that loved her at her death, truly a chad of a woman Edit: Just looked at the gravestone today and she infact died at 121 years old and was worth 11.9 billion at death, turns out i remembered wrong. Onlyfans is the way forward in bitlife godamn

[@pedrovallefin8406]

So what you're is saying onlyfans is the way forward. The one surefire way of having a long, successful life. Alas, you would have to be at least as handsome as Can Didate to pull it off.

[@beejayxl9018]

Epic, truly a sweet story, onlyfans for life.

[@mar_speedman]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Or prepared to sell your sweat to strangers or something. I know a lot of people say they'll do anything for money... But *will they* though?

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

I think because bitlife makes all social media work the same plus the subscription model of onlyfans you basically are guaranteed millions doing that

[@BeastyKingSalmane]

are you dumb, does she have 200M or 11.9 billion

[@usetjvegec]

Shockingly accurate portrayal of American politics

[@sabbymw]

I think Kevin would be proud of my BitLife game, currently somehow a 145 year old American born queen of Japan with like 20 murdered children/family and half a billion $ ❤

[@jamesshadeslayer3395]

How did u live that long? I can barely reach anywhere in the 90's on a good playthrough

[@sabbymw]

@@jamesshadeslayer3395 Balancing murders with.. topless photo shoots? 🤣

[@fee6362]

isn't the longest you can live 120 years? I had a few 120 years old ones, but it end every time you reach the 120.

[@sabbymw]

@@fee6362 maybe my game glitched. I killed her today to let the inheritance work. Either way, just followed the Kevin strategy of killing all rivals 🤣

[@PatBriedis]

​@fee6362 Sometimes, it just glitches out. I had a person who lived to 180-ish yo, but every year, there were no events and it was just aging and aging

[@nickmoney]

President Kevin is just here to clean up the country..........in sexy costumes.

[@RebeccaVanSlyke]

I want to thank you Kevin. I found your channel a few years back when I was dealing with a lot of metal health issues, but even at that time you made me smile. Today, I often go back and watch them, even your older ones and often with my best friend who has become a big fan of yours as well. I really am thankful for all of your hard work, and hope that you are taking good care of yourself as well, as I know how crazy life can be. I worry about you too, even though we have never met, you seem like a genuinely good person, so I wish all the best for you. And once again, I thank you.

[@moonwalker.v]

This is so sweet😭

[@greenbeantm1096]

0:39 “That too generic, he has to stand out” Kevin respectfully, have you ever seen any of our presidents? 99% of them look like they’re descendants of each other 😂

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

… and many of them are cousins. Sweet Home 🇺🇸!

[@sethryan8652]

Obama being the 1%

[@NamariCo]

Jim Pickens 2024: "Pickens for Pris- Uh, I mean, President"... Close one

[@clover2309]

"can didate" is my favourite ace attorney character

[@MortalSora]

Ya know, I think Kevin still has that nurse costume in case he wants to make his own toilet-unclogging video, could get him tons of new subscribers

[@pedrovallefin8406]

That would be menbers only content though.

[@CrazedKen]

0:12 too nice also

[@Ofgaming782]

Woah a very recent comment

[@CrazedKen]

@@Ofgaming782 yeah?

[@Ofgaming782]

@@CrazedKen not so recent reply

[@amjad_the_alien]

Soo true ❤

[@shplorf1977]

Too innocent. Also not enough meat

[@roxygaming5968]

When you pointed out "I am a cancer" it reminded me of a line from one of your old Bitlife videos: "I am a cancer. I... am the Seed."

[@pandorz1359]

This is the second time that Kevin has been removed from office after publishing a book.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

At least this time it was as a governor instead of as president. That's a little better, right? Or at least little less worse.

[@theanonymouspirate]

Are you ok Kevin? You sound a lil quieter than usual. Hope you're staying well rested and taking full advantage of your new release schedule!

[@TheLionPear]

I feel like he's been quieter in the last few videos.

[@melogavenue]

I immediately noticed something off about him too. He looks a little different, he sounds… down, I guess? I hope everything is okay too.

[@TheLionPear]

@@melogavenue It comes off that way to me too. Hoping it's just a change of style than anything more. Every time I see one of his videos I wish the best for him.

[@sara.rae08]

I noticed it too. He looks like he's lost weight or something. 😢 Hope he's okay.

[@raptor4937]

What America needs is whiskey and Country music... _Vote for Kevin as president_

[@Nightdreamr]

They really make you pay a microtransaction so you don't get an STD? Well....... alright...... gotta get that bag somehow i guess.

[@Thankedsphere99]

Bitlife is Trash, the Devs are Trash.

[@honk813]

Honestly if one day Kevin managed to slip into the whitehouse I feel like we’d be all to terrified of what he’d do next to try to stop him

[@JakeW-770]

26:50 “You can’t deny the dudes a winner, except for all the times he lost” 🤣🤣

[@XescoPicas]

For some reason, Can’s son inheriting his triangle made me laugh the most

[@Hyperboid]

"(Murder, Fraud, OnlyFans)" Oh, boy! It's my favorite TV Trope!

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Trolling, Data-Mining, and Jay-Streaming?

[@lynchn9562]

This should be a tradition. Every American election year, Kevin runs for president in bitlife

[@SylviaRustyFae]

I still fondly remember Kevins pitch to be our President in a vid from the last time around, and id vote for him if i cud, just on this: "I will represent you poorly, but i will represent you"

[@benficociello9490]

BitLife x CallMeKevin- a match made in heaven. Thanks for bringing back BitLife content, Kevin!

[@TruckingGamer7]

The "hey there friend" instead of "hey there friends" make it so much more personal from my dear leader, DJ Kevi

[@mikesanders2500]

This is arguably the best and most interesting life Kevin has ever had in Bitlife

[@Amemorablename]

I like the strange town sims music in the background. It's a nice touch

[@JackRoberts]

I thought I could here the Sims music in the background

[@ysgramorssoupspoon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS I love the sims 2 and all of its spinoffs so much (as you can see vidcund curious in my pic)

[@Zedderred]

Weirdly I love how calm this video is and how it doesn't have background music or sound effects, it lets Kevin's comedy shine more ^_^ also great to see his character actually succeed for once haha, we love a president with an OCD themed OnlyFans

[@AER_AXE]

AN ERA HAS BEEN REBORN LETS GOOOOO

[@rafaelalodio5116]

It’s crazy how this was one of his most successful lives in bitlife

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@rafaelalodio5116 Turns out not blowing all your money gambling or trying to kill everyone that ever crossed you is the key to success, who knew. Granted, he did try to do just that by the end, but it was too late to matter. Or maybe Can Didate is simply so fortunate that not even being convicted of attempted murder could stop his rise to power. Must be the luck of the irish... I mean, the luck of the president Lander, yeah. 😏

[@rafaelalodio5116]

@@pedrovallefin8406 Yeah, Mr. Didate had an unpredictable and yet lucky career as a feet model

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@rafaelalodio5116 Riiiiight, "feet model", it's that what we are calling it. I suposse it would look better in the gravestone worded like that.

[@fauviasmay-mays]

Never thought Goodat Politics would reincarnate in the year of our lord 2024

[@ryanrzjr]

I'm voting for Kevin. Something something, not a US citizen, don't care. I'm writing it in.

[@ButchBfyuckin]

US politics is quite something in my own country I'm a leftist but by Americans standards I'd be a rightist, people can be so goofy. 😂

[@eagle9gaming]

​@@ButchBfyuckin So do you support, universal health care and education? Or are you not a leftist at all?

[@ButchBfyuckin]

@eagle9gaming yes I support both those things, but Americans don't seem to care as much for the policies as they do trying to prove that they're morally or philosophically superior to the "enemy"

[@ZacharyShade]

​@@ButchBfyuckinMy previous comment was for you not OP, forgot to reply to the right person.

[@somewherenowhere676]

@@ButchBfyuckin Pretty sure it'd be the other way around if anything

[@Furkan-oj4fy]

why is kevin so calm lately? Kevin now feels like the evil of Jim Pickens left him

[@skymmac]

An irish president is what we need

[@XSlimSxadyX]

Kevin 2024

[@att6484]

you had that with our man Joe

[@lucash8234]

​@@att6484and Kennedy before him

[@midnightblackroses]

​@@att6484he's American, not Irish

[@att6484]

@@midnightblackroses Irish enough

[@swoomyswoom3455]

I like how only fans is on the same level as Murder and Fraud

[@martijnklaassen3536]

Last time Kevin was president in Bitlife: -Day 1 Lets write a book. Gets fired

[@jellybean7283]

Your obama and kennedy impressions are spot on lol

[@mferreiraluiza]

With illegal transgender aliens and chairs flying across the room, politics around the world this year sounds a lot like a Kevin video

[@rafaelalodio5116]

Damn, that chair thing really went international haven’t it?

[@mferreiraluiza]

@@rafaelalodio5116 it did!!! also I'm Brazilian hahahah

[@mferreiraluiza]

@@rafaelalodio5116 it sure did!! also i'm brazilian ahahahah

[@Reac2]

Flying chair? Middle east: "First time?"

[@rafaelalodio5116]

@@mferreiraluiza Yeah me too kkk

[@hannahdavis4256]

Another bitlife video yaaaaay and honestly these silly election videos he's done around the elections do help a lot of my anxiety surrounding them. They're always so silly and I enjoy them greatly. :)

[@phoenixedgeworth]

I missed Kevin's BitLife videos greatly. I feel so joyous.

[@D1_lamine_Yamal_glazer]

Kevin being so calm in a video is kinda new to me. Idk why bur kevin your calm voice is so soothing! Vote can for president

[@sabbymw]

After watching, does Kevin know we have a defamed criminal politician with an Only Fans, and that his character would have a legit chance 😂

[@sophiedowney1077]

Who are you talking about? You have to be more specific.

[@everynametaken]

@@sophiedowney1077 George Santos, I think.

[@theknight957]

This was the single greatest, most achieved Bitlife, in history. Holy shit 😂

[@Pyron420]

I never thought "too irish to be president" would feel like such a flex

[@timekill9847]

Finally someone is playing the politics update in bitlife again. Nobody used to play it whereas it is my favourite special job pack. Great Video Kevin.

[@strongerthanever2039]

0:51 Why does toddler Can actually look like Donald Trump? 🤣

[@craftydemon529]

11:18 I heard and read "ranking leaves". I thought he was picking his favorite leaves or giving them a score of 1-10 or something 😂

[@GingerFrogo]

Kevin: I'm going to plan a funeral because I want a squeaky clean image Also Kevin: has an onlyfans and was removed from office

[@cryoflip5841]

Surprisingly the onlyfans was not what got him removed

[@IARESMART8]

A president who spends 4 hours a week on foreign policy and 30 hours golfing? Sounds exactly like [Insert a US President name here]

[@nellieharper2572]

: 0 !!! Two things I love watching on Kev's channel: Silly Bitlife videos and Project Zomboid! We got this and with Halloween coming up, I hope we get a Zomboid video too! Awesome!!

[@spectre9340]

the phrase "Presidential feet pic" gave me psychic damage

[@johannes5623]

0:00 Hello Kevin

[@sirfuttbucker6067]

The issue is... This isn't too far from reality, and i love it haha

[@Crashburn1313]

Welp, he's better than most USA Presidents. He's got my vote.

[@daniiii888]

During his first term the economy was better than ever so I guess he does have something

[@TheCriminalViolin]

I love how you didn't even hesitate on the relationship offer late in the video, then suddenly had the epiphany of how it might look if it turned out she was super young still, only to find out she was, and you unintentionally went the Patrick Stewart route. I also love how you struggled to choose between Barack and Bernie's voices for your president.

[@goldegreen]

I heard Kennedy at one point too. (John F)

[@ZombiePepperoni]

This is literally your best life ever, crazy to see you go from Some Dudes Baby to this.

[@Brave_Falmingo]

The first video of Kevin that I saw was, when he became president in bitlife, 3 or 4 years ago, this is a great throw back to that

[@dracaesilverwing9561]

If he'd married Victoria and hyphenated, he would have been Can Gobble-Didate

[@GhostHelwig]

I would honestly vote Kevin for president. Therefore I see no way this BitLife life will go wrong. 😅

[@FrostyFeet9724]

He is successful in everything (we don't talk about the triangle) 😂 love it

[@RichieBre]

Can’t wait for this to become real in January

[@fenpirikala]

Love the Sims 2 (DS) music in the background. Fits oddly well, haha

[@armintargaryen9216]

8:51 I love how he isn't angry about OF in general, but about that specific collab

[@Scorpion-Gamer82]

I've been re-watching all your old BitLife videos. I clicked fast when this one dropped. Brilliant as always. Do one where you actually run the zoo, or train to be an astronaut or join a drug cartel

[@honeydragon3909]

if this was real it would end up having the CRAZIEST docuseries about him lol

[@dandagames6030]

I want you to know how much i appreciate you for using the snoopy theme song version of the speech at 0:06

[@sesslar2096]

Omg im so happy to see this! The past week, I've been going through all kevins old bitlife videos, and today theres a new one!!

[@daphnexlove98]

I'm super overjoyed that Kevin uploads Bitlife videos every now and then. It makes me feel that this game will never not get old.

[@candyyfood]

how did kevin know i was rewatching all his bitlife videos over and over

[@LeeonLeFrog]

Has anyone else noticed that Kevin doesn’t seem to be enjoying himself, he looks tired?

[@hqlw1346]

yeah, im surprised ive only seen two comments about this

[@melogavenue]

@@hqlw1346 Same! It’s so noticeable. Hopefully he’s just tired and nothing bad happened.

[@lovepreetgames]

Surprised not many are noticing this, he seems way less energetic and not himself, I hope he’s okay

[@xbloodkiss.]

I haven't watched a Kevin video in months. it feels like coming home...

[@ellextric]

KEVIN I LOVE UR BITLIFE VIDS

[@CCCPRusRus]

The Italy and Ireland conflict has reminded me of something. One day, Kevin should make a life where he joins the military.

[@dannyrichardson8019]

There's no such thing as Too Irish! Don't listen to these pesky nay-sayers and their "laws" and "eligibility requirements." They're just jealous!

[@DSprich]

Being young and Irish didn't stop Kennedy.

[@livelaughlovemydog]

never thought i’d see the world only fans in a callmekevin video title however, i am not surprised

[@gothic_ace2037]

some how this is still less chaotic than half the nonsense trump pulls

[@YappingRat]

No

[@EmilyTheQueen01]

Kevin, im asking this because im genuinely concerned, are you doing alright? i'm only asking this because i have noticed your enthusiasm and hype and general mood seem to have declined, when compared to the older Bitlife videos, i hope your doing okay friend, we all love you! :D

[@tristanmorris9432]

Every time Kevin plays Bitlife, I can’t help but get the feeling that the antics he gets up to in game are just his fantasies for what he wants to do IRL. Keep it up, Kevin

[@GCan-us6pn]

Look guys he playing bitlife before GTA 6

[@DropsOfMars]

Love a CallMeKevin bitlife video, but worth mentioning to viewers that it's aggressively monetized and not worth the amount of money to get everything out of the game.

[@ByteDeity]

A vote for Kevin is.... a vote for kevin.

[@Blurryjay]

The intros being so much more relaxed still feel like whiplash from constantly watching old Kevin. It’s like he found peace good for you Kevo

[@moonwalker.v]

Does anybody else think Kevin seems a bit tired in this video? I hope he is alright

[@timekill9847]

yes actully

[@ManicMama.]

I like how this is mostly just can-didates journey to becoming number 1 on Onlyfans and becoming president was just like a side quest lol

[@cootrpunt6648]

It's hilarious how your presidential voice is a mix of mafia boss and yogi the bear

[@tikimillie]

Are you doing okay? You look a bit frail, please take good care of your health.