I ruined the Bitlife Landlord update

[@rogerfurlong1535]

Only Kevin could manage to kill more people with ghosts than when he is straight up murdering people.

[@tiffasaurusrex83]

Can’t sue a ghost

[@megacharizardxgod5298]

@@tiffasaurusrex83 all I can say for those prices is what Ghost up must come down 😉

[@ItsVasl]

yes!

[@rjc523]

@@megacharizardxgod5298 nice lol.

[@samdoge1]

E

[@kleptrep94]

unironically, a pornstar landlord who gets forced to raise a child would make for a very peculiar yet interesting sitcom.

[@sidhackney8831]

Pornstar landlord forced to raise a child and all their properties happen to be haunted

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@sidhackney8831 It would be like a mixture between Two and Half Men and Supernatural, but with a lot more porn in between sitcom shenanigans and ghosts.

[@katsucandy]

​@@pedrovallefin8406 and also hilariously awkward situations like the landlord starting an arms race against the child to childproof the house so the kid won't get to the sex toys safe

[@kleptrep94]

@@katsucandy Have an episode when the main character has to go to Parents Evening but keeps on getting interrupted by the ghosts killing people.

[@AllegedVigilante]

I had a life where at 18 I was a 0% reputation unknown actor, i miraculously got cast in a good role and performed a publicity stunt that made the movies hype and my reputation as an actor skyrocket. up until this moment, i didn’t have an agent representing me so it was hard to get auditions but i went on to hire a female agent who was 9 years older than me who absolutely despised me and wanted nothing to do with me. the movie went on to gross over $1,000,000,000+ in box office and i won an award for best lead actor, at this point my reputation was at 100%. i found out my agent was $700,000 in debt before my movie but representing me as an actor who pretty much got famous overnight accidentally, she not only cleared her debts but she made $5.5M. i found this out because my agent and i suddenly started dating after the paycheck hit. this also caused her reputation as an agent to skyrocket so she easily secured me a role paying me $2.2M/episode on a tv show with 20 episodes a season. I was making pretty much $45M a year and she was making bank too. in ten years I had more money than I knew what to do with. my agent started working with me while she was in serious debt and now she has a net worth of $40M+. i ended up breaking up with her and our relationship tanked to 0% but she stayed my agent because her craziness was 100% and just wanted to ruin my career. she made sure i got no roles whatsoever so i fired her, but that wasn’t the end of it. she was a stalker ex and stalked me nonstop, i grew tired of it and contacted a hitman to kill her, she wasn’t a problem anymore but before I knew it I was at trial for conspiracy to murder. the best lawyers couldn’t save me i was locked up for a long time. but i didn’t give up faith, i tried to appeal my sentence and this time the lawyers i paid millions for got my charges dropped and my sentence overturned. I was a free and rich man but my reputation as an actor was out the window, so i pretty much quit. Even after her own death my talent agent ex got the final laugh. that life would make for a very interesting concept of a drama series like better-call-saul

[@lydia_____]

Poor Mrs. Dlord working in a brothel to pay her son's tuition and he rats her out, didn't care about school, and watched her die with no emotion 😂

[@VultureSkins]

I thought it meant she was a customer at the brothel lol

[@lydia_____]

@@VultureSkins omg i didn't even think about that 😭

[@needfortweed8734]

Well, young Dlord had a rough start on his life as well. According to the video he was an accidental result of a condom problem...

[@birdlovesart]

Ok but like her full name kinda sounds like “I need the lord”

[@MaidofRage420]

Who knew a damn bookshelf could rack up more kills than Kevin just playing Bitlife in general

[@jiminjams52]

Never underestimate the bookshelf

[@dunnostudios10]

Lan Dlord: 0 Bookshelf: 999999999

[@starlight4065]

Guys! I just bought this super haunted house. It has a really weird bookcase so I think I’m going to sell it

[@SetoLTD]

Edgar Allan Poe is just tryna find one of his books?

[@Ilias2]

I can't believe that bookshelf killed Kiana, the protagonist of Honkai Impact 3rd!

[@ajhampton9706]

It is a bit scary and funny that BitLife called out Kevin's odd fascination with Hagrid.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

It cant possibly be a coincidence. It was directed at Kevin in particular. Someone out there needed to tell him his Hagrid addiction has gone too far. All while simultaneously attempting to trigger back his addiction to Among Us with that challenge. The people behind this game are possibly more evin than Kevin himself.

[@kadachinova5302]

@@pedrovallefin8406 The fact that the 'evin' typo could either be for Kevin or evil and would work either way makes it all the funnier to me.

[@shreyanshgupta363]

It feels like bitlife was made for kevin to play. It's just such a perfect match.

[@serenahiggins1849]

666th like. I don’t normally point out the number my like it, unless it’s funny.

[@The-Deep]

Yes

[@Duncan9910]

Fr

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I unironically want an update that expands the crime stuff. Imagine getting notoriety and a randomly generated serial killer name. Maybe join cartels or terrorist organizations... or create your own cult. Oh yeah, and then I'd play Bitlife.

[@swivelkeyring3512]

Bitlife dev better be seeing this comment, i wanna see kevin play as serial killer (in the game of course 😉)

[@thatdumbass9856]

Combat sports

[@RandomFurryUwU]

Introducing the Crime Expansion Pack! Only $5!

[@ROT4RYfc3s]

​@swivel keyring technically DJ Kevi is a massive serial killer, especially in The Sims as hos persona "Jim Pickens". His real name isn't Kevin, it's def Jim Pickens and we're made to believe it's just a character but it's an admission of "Kevin's" irl

[@firewolf0065]

You don't need to create you own cult were all already in one, uh, I mean, we're not ofc

[@creatingchaos4690]

The fact that Kevin killed more people with the haunted house unintentionally than he has done purposely in his other videos

[@el-ea]

I cried when he said "It's Lan-Dlord'ing time" and he started to Lan-Dlord all over the place

[@maverickREAL]

All over multiple places.

[@Hayden_Lummus]

*Mr. Ditkovich enters the chat* “Where’s my money?!”

[@Warmishcookies]

So the total was: 10 explicitly killed by a ghost or mysterious entity in the blurb about their death (plus, presumably, 2 kids). 5 more who just so happened to be 'murdered' while living in the house. And lastly Lan DLord...who was probably killed by the ghost. So at least 18 people...

[@pedrovallefin8406]

So... At one point of those 17 recorded misterious "accidental" deaths and unresolved murders can Lan Dlord be considered an accomplice? Cause halfway though it he was clearly renting the haunted house wholy expecting his tennants to suffer horrible deaths. Hell, for we all we know, what the ghost really wanted all allong was to end Lan Dlord reign of terror once and for all and the sacrifices he gave them only prolonged the inevitable. Probably have something to do with standing there to watch his own mother die. Maybe she was the ghost that killed him.

[@aurastrike]

Lan Dlord actually died peacefully. If you look very carefully at the log during the death sequence it says he died peacefully in his sleep

[@sacrecharlemagne2262]

@@aurastrike At 59? Seems a bit young for that. It's much more likely that is simply what was put on the death certificate because a coroner did not want to put "died of fright after seeing a ghost" on an official record.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

16:54 - This HAD to be added by someone at Bitlife that knows Kevin plays their game and was hoping he'd trigger this.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Some bitlife deb must be a Kevin fan and put this in with the clear intent of reaching Kevin. Or maybe just actively referencing his videos. After all, we all know Kevin playstyle is exactly how this game is supossed to be played.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@pedrovallefin8406 You guys know that Sexy PS1 Hagrid was a meme before Kevin.... right? Right? I may have something to do with Kevin, but equally as likely its that its just a pop culture reference.

[@Errenyaegerrr]

@@gandalf_thegrey nah too random to add rn it's a kevin reference, what's more likely , a meme that basically nobody has heard of that's likely old af being added as a reference, or a meme referring to what's likely bitlifes #1 supported

[@zububabu8249]

​@@Errenyaegerrrtf are u talking about I even now see the memes on daily basis ig it based on who ur asking

[@dracaesilverwing9561]

We all know how evil of a landlord Kevin could be, but he'll never be able to be more evil than the slumlord that I rent from 😅

[@Forold]

Is that a challenge?

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@Forold Nobody should ever declare Kevin cant be more evil than somebody else. Thats just setting things up for him to be ten times worse.

[@LuxembourgYay]

666th like. nice.

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

Is your landlord renting you a home that you’re guaranteed to die in after a single year? I think not /j

[@satsujin-shathewitchkingof6185]

Maybe they are,don't judge aomeone until you understand their situation ​@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

It’s getting to the point where I’m finding out about updates through Kevin in the worst/best way possible

[@whytry4682]

shame the devs are making you pay for every update

[@wlwneamain]

@@whytry4682 fr tho. I remember when all you needed was bitizenship and god mode.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@whytry4682 what no way they are doing that looool

[@manologamerss5801]

"I can't believe I have the most aggressive ghost known to man" She has friendliness 100%, she might as well be bringing your breakfast to bed, and you're just freaking out.

[@Wh173c0c0]

" I don't know why I made this guy's life so hard. He had it all; he had everything, and I ruined it by making him do something he shouldn't have done!" Kevin, you just summed up every character from every game you've ever played.

[@YouTube]

7 year old Lan Dlord: 👁 👄 👁

[@MaxerV19]

Oh hey youtube

[@mox.]

ratio

[@chloeerice8185]

The thing is that this has like 15 likes 💀

[@midpour]

Notice me

[@MaxerV19]

@@midpour hey i noticed you

[@oli.oli.]

i'm convinced bitlife added the hagrid pop-up specifically for kevin. it's too perfect lmao

[@pedrovallefin8406]

The only problem with it is the sugestion that his love of Hagrid is a bad thing. Clearly that Dane guy didnt knew what he was talking about. No wonder they became enemies. So what if your wife cheated on you with your evil looking but misteriously handsome friend? Geez, its not a big deal. Happens all the time, get over it.

[@spoontail37]

"Yeeeaaahhhhh... About that rent... Can i just.. not pay the rent? Like... ever? Would that be alright?" - Lan Dlord's tenants sometimes

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Honestly, he cant be blamed for their sudden and misterious deaths. They have it coming.

[@pochiche6398]

can't believe kevin missed out on the opportunity to joke that hives his character got were BEE hives.

[@pedrovallefin8406]

He was so focused in being a terrible landlord that he forgot of what really matters: terrible puns. I just hope he never forgets this precious, horrible, thing he lost today.

[@RiderLeangle2]

Money, fame, stats almost maxed at one point, and a high kill count with no legal consequences? Kevin is a haunted real estate genius

[@pedrovallefin8406]

His only fault, which turned out to be deadly, was to get himself involved with the house "past tenants" instead of completely ignore them. There should be no interaction with the tennants, not even with the dead ones!

[@Fl0werjpg]

I love that even if it’s unintentional Kevin is still the cause of many, many deaths

[@corkyam25]

As someone who does actually live right next a cemetery, it's great! Very quiet neighbours!

[@RebelHart9]

The timing of your character getting hives is impeccable! You literally just asked to join the bee keeping business and then the game was like “you’ve got hives” like yeah that’s what happens when you are raising bees… unless you’re raising homeless bees I guess 😂

[@doyouhaveawristband]

🥁🥁

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Even when Kevin isn't playing a Mafia assassin in BitLife, his gameplay somehow finds a way to rack up a body count. But "murderous ghosts in haunted houses" is a new one.

[@sillypplproductions2]

Because of Kevin not being American, the fact that the one house is being haunted by _Sacagawea_ seems to have gone completely over his head. Meanwhile, I'm shocked that she's haunting a modern house and she's so aggressive

[@nadiakeaton5680]

RIGHT

[@diablo.the.cheater]

Sacagawea?

[@olwynlamberti]

As a Brit, the only reason I know that name is from night at the museum

[@little.bear.98]

riiiight! born and raised in the uk but i’m nez perce and this had me nearly screaming at my phone screen 🤣

[@manologamerss5801]

I think she wasn't aggresive, Kevin was the aggresive one, if she was aggresive Kevin would've been insta-killed.

[@Potatomasher4000]

Kevin repeatedly feeding tenants to the ghosts is very on brand.

[@miranda.w22]

Kevin making a normal bitlife character like “so he’s got the evil villain looking eyebrows, handlebar mustache, red eyes and either black or bright red hair. but he’s not evil or anything”

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Now, dont be like that, thats just plain defamation. Lan Dlord had orange eyes. Completely diferent stuff.

[@eyeseeyou4990]

Imagine having a landlord who is not only named after being a landlord, but is also an adult film star, and advertises the property as being near a nudist colony. Chances are he also advertises his own films.

[@melissad4056]

I was literally thinking "Man, I really hope Kevin makes another BitLife video soon" yesterday. Landlord Kevin has read my mind

[@thenugget1991]

Kevin is a _landlording Genius!_

[@pedrovallefin8406]

I was actually rewatching a couple of his old bitlife videos two days ago. Lo and behond, a new bitlife videos came out. Its your testimony and mine enough evidence to conclude that Kevin is spying on his suscribers at any given time to know when its more beneficial to return to old favorites? I would say its irrefutable proof of that. Oh well, its not the worst thing Kevin has done, not even in the top ten really.

[@flutternib8167]

I died a little when he picked Sacagawea over Edgar Allan Poe 😂😂😂 and how she was somehow much more terrifying than Poe

[@LazyQahnaarin]

This would be an amazing premise for a horror story. A house haunted by murderous spirits, but the property owner keeps renting it out. And it follows all the horrific ways the tenants die. The Meat Grinder House.💀

[@pedrovallefin8406]

It would have to imagine newer and diferent ways for the tennants to dies though. I would think that them dying from being crushed by a bookshelf or pushed of a window would get old eventually and prety quick at that..

[@LazyQahnaarin]

Caden slams the closet door closed just in the nick of time. Hearing the bookshelf bashing against the door, trying to break its way in, he relaxes and goes to lean against the wall, thinking himself safe for the time being. As he puts his weight against the wall, he suddenly feels it dissappears and starts falling. He has no chance of catching himself, as he sees the opened window getting further and further away. His final horrified thought "There was never a window in that closet!"

[@imUmoron]

Man, this is the most successful Kevin's been in bit life. That business background is really paying off.

[@CaloBrown]

I feel like the tenants of the haunted houses were all in agreement to see who could survive the longest, or maybe they were renting the house to prove that there's no such thing as ghosts, or they were all swayed by Mr. Dlords attractiveness. 🤣

[@pedrovallefin8406]

I simply assumed that Dlord prices were actually quite afordable. So cheap that it didnt even matter that the house is said to be haunted and everyone that rented it either died in misterious accidents or was murdered. Then again, i somehow doubt Lan Dlord ever cared to share any of those details before making them sign a one year contract. His good looks probably do help a lot in them not asking any questions. Who cares if he looks like a cartoon villain? Hes so handsome and clever, he must be trustworthy.😈

[@Bradyboy3211]

It always seems like no matter what Kevin is doing in bitlife he always ends up in the porn industry.

[@craigphoenix6522]

Or going to prison with Tuberculosis

[@pedrovallefin8406]

@@craigphoenix6522 Or, more often than not, going to prison after working in the porn industry (and getting tuberculosis).

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@pedrovallefin8406 This. Kevin, Porn, Prison and Tuberculosis are the 4 horsemen of a bitlife playthrough

[@glauberglousger6643]

Honestly having the ghost of Edgar Allen Poe in a house would lead me to buy it no matter what, Well, any ghost that’s friendly

[@timmythetechpriest5177]

Ya know, Kevin played a pretty normal landlord. Especially considering how he watched his mother choke to death and did nothing. Standard Landleech behaviour

[@ellagrace5355]

Doctor: You have hives Lan Delord: Oh no they’re not mine they’re Sandra’s. Now what about these red bumps?

[@ladyalicent705]

Kevin was actually onto something with buying the haunted houses, it’s actually a really good strategy, because if you drive out the ghosts with exorcisms, the property value SIGNIFICANTLY increases!

[@dakota8189]

The other ghost was the native American woman who guided the Lewis and Clark expedition.

[@Ollie_nel]

Yeah, I don't blame her for being wary of white people (idk if the tenants were, but Kevin's character was.)

[@garrettfoster5107]

Sacagawea?

[@dakota8189]

@Garrett Foster yeah I didn't know how to spell it and too lazy to look it up lol

[@KaylaGamebrain]

Kevin really was a good landlord because everything is 2000 dollars or more just for a mini apartment, he rented an entire house for 110 dollars a month

[@shelby8101]

I kept bees in my first house! It wasn’t on purpose… they just lived in the walls and buzzed a lot. It was super scary. 🐝

[@jazzpancake1167]

Oh dear Lord (or Landlord). They really shouldn't give you any power in this game.

[@whistlingbanshee5038]

Kevin being a more reasonable landlord than most Irish landlords....

[@michealmalloy1934]

Just landlords in general

[@Darbimbo]

​@@michealmalloy1934 mao was right about landlords

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@Darbimbo Which china doubled down on and made the problem worse loool

[@user-rj4gu5oh3k]

@@gandalf_thegrey fr

[@user-rj4gu5oh3k]

@@gandalf_thegrey but ngl in some cities it’s actually not that bad

[@honest_126]

Kevin has some steep competition with some irl landlords tbh.

[@isyourdadsingle]

YES MORE CALLMEKEVIN BITLIFE. Now we just have to get Grognak and the gang back together (Sherry, Dawn, Steven, Troy, Lil Cap).

[@AlanG58]

Poor Steven!

[@FemMushroom]

"You can be a landlord, and I'm gonna be the worst one." Well that's a tall order.

[@t.h.i6969]

Can't wait for kevin to change his channel name to "Kevin Sellout" as legally stated in this very video if he gets 40 thousand likes, which he did.🎉🎉🎉

[@michaelaheb]

Your Bitlife videos are my comfort videos, I always watch them when I'm not feeling well. Thank you for a new one!

[@OzOrnis]

Still waiting for the rebrand to "Call Me Sellout"

[@darkfall7250]

"Hey, Jimmy, can you get me a book from that bookshelf?" Jimmy's last words: "Alright!"

[@martijnklaassen3536]

40k likes! Looks like we need to call him Sellout now

[@tiredallthetime1636]

Kevin may be the leader of a cult and have killed hundreds of sims and other innocent npc’s but he’ll never be as evil as a landlord

[@harrisongeorge4928]

Honestly started watching through Kevin's bit life series, he never disappoints to be the worst human alive through this game

[@pedrovallefin8406]

You make it sound as it hes only the worst human alive in bitlife. Thats basically every game he plays. Of course he doesnt disappoints at it when he had so much practice.

[@Erri_17]

The fact that he didn't sue the botched housework

[@pedrovallefin8406]

He was actually quite the chill landlord. Let his tenants get away with a lot of shit, plus he never even tried to made the rent as high as posible. He may have been an actually good landlord, if it wasnt for the multiple deaths and murders in that hounted house. He really should have sell that place while he still could.

[@ThePizzaPagel]

Apparently they’re going to make a vampire update soon

[@Tobvxbes]

Wake up kevin, its time to rebrand :)

[@Daisieheart]

"you wake up with a very full bladder" yeah that's just me not wanting to get up and waiting till it physically hurts to walk to get up and pee, not a ghost illness

[@AngelBirdo]

If I had a nickel for every time Kevin played a landlord and was horrible in the past month, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@damirk3]

Lan Dlord be like:" You sure did get stuck" for 52 hours a week+ in free time

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

The irony how Kevin's landlord character meets a bunch of ghosts that murder people left and right, and then meets a non-human ghost at night outside his bedroom.... and then died "peacefully in his sleep" according to the game. Yeah... "peacefully" in his bedroom with that shuffling, clicking ghost outside. Sure.

[@kyuubear8158]

I'm sorry but how beautiful is it that Dlord got hives after getting into the bee business 😂😂

[@jessienerdis4179]

Be interesting to see if Kevin raises his tenants rent 22%, refuses to negotiate and continually demands they sign a new 12 month lease to lock in like my landlord

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Dont worry, im sure he would have if the game have left him. Its just the game is too limited for a true landlord experience.

[@CasuallyShadow]

I had a dream where Kevin made a compilation of him setting things on fire in video games, and I feel like that should be made into an actual thing

[@bobbixvv]

dude i was just thinking yesterday "hey, kevin hasn't played any bitlife in a while, maybe his addiction is getting better" and here you are

[@VultureSkins]

“Evicted” by Matthew Desmond is a really good book if anyone is interested in learning more about landlords and tenants! Regardless of if you hate all landlords or just some, or are a landlord yourself, it can be a formative read :)

[@BilboTeaBaggins_]

Bookshelf was MVP. 25 kills, no deaths!

[@springwater6693]

i’ve been playing with this new update for a few days and i’ve had multi million dollar properties be entirely wiped out by natural disasters but never a botched upgrade so there’s kevin’s first achievement 2 minutes in

[@alexwalker5716]

maybe that ghost is one of Kevin's past characters? that would explain the murderyness. "no matter where he goes or what life he plays, he will always be literally haunted by his past." that'll sound cooler if you read it in a spooky voice.

[@Woods_114]

The fact that Kevin got the rumor that he is turned on by Hagrid is so perfect looking back on his Harry Potter videos and his Hagrid time😂

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Either there a lot more people out there that are turned on by Hagrid that i thought or the game is directly targeting Kevin in particular. Your choice.

[@domv6494]

It's funnier that one of the ghosts was sacagawea which was the Indian that helped Lewis and Clark go through the Mississippi's

[@connorjackson2731]

You never struggle to make me laugh!! I hope you realise how much joy you bring to people 😁😁

[@banquote4253]

the fact that the most successful playthroughs kev has done in this game were: money obsessed guy and landlord(money obsessed guy) is really impressive

[@krishasija2346]

The Hagrid part makes me think BitLife is self aware

[@cosmicdan5907]

Your BitLife playlist is literally the background sound of my day to day life

[@sarthakp]

When Kevin said "they're giving me so many mortgages and I'm paying nothing down" I instantly thought of 2008 LOL

[@Gdub33]

Lol Kevin didn't know who the ghost of Sacagawea was. But he sure knew Edgar Allen poe. I wonder why Sacagawea was so evil, the game saying she was friendly was just a ploy.

[@ciara8807]

I'm so addicted to Kevin playing this game 😂

[@TeddyOG]

I like the idea of a landlord spending several thousand dollars over a lawsuit instead of just giving the tenant their $200 back because it seems like something that definitely has happened

[@zemdoidjr5724]

Thank you Kevin for using your time to make this video!

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

If that's the actual ghost of Edgar Allan Poe, there should be an option to turn that haunted house into a museum and tourist attraction! Have ghost-Poe write more stories for you!

[@teddy-beargamer6385]

Get him to help you with your literary career- he’d make a fantastic ghostwriter :3

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

I don't know if I love or hate how clever that was. ​@@teddy-beargamer6385

[@MoreThanAGam3r]

Lmao this entire video was hilarious especially the haunted bookcase 😭😭😭😭 Sacagawea will haunt all your videos from now on lmao

[@variaxi935]

This was a perfect one for today, thank ya for all the hard work Kap'n Kevo

[@itsalonglongroad4472]

It’s been 40 thousand likes …..

[@QueenAleenaFan]

Kevin's talking about crossing a bridge when he comes to it, It's a wooden bridge and hes already on fire.

[@Aymelia-colon3]

If I had a pint for every time Kevin played as a landlord, I'd have two pints. Which isn't a lot if you're Irish.

[@P0PE418]

6:13 “well I’m whelmed I’m not super overwhelmed” got me spitting out my drink 😆

[@benharris4920]

For some reason this feels like old school Kevin

[@easton_F350]

Special talent: crime Town born in: San Francisco Didn’t know this game was 1:1 in realism

[@BroBuster]

Classic CallMeKevin moment right here.

[@Yozo_official]

As a norwegian, i can confirm that Lan and Dlord Are really common scandinavian first and last name.

[@Icemaskgang]

Well he hit 40k likes

[@Edgeworth99]

"If she doesn't have money for rent, she doesn't have money to sue me." Least predatory landlord.

[@boyinblue.]

Accurate portrayal of landlords, parasitic beings.

[@elongated_cat]

this is completely unrelated to the video, but i just wanted to take a moment to thank you for taking your time to create and upload your videos. i’ve been watching you for the majority of my adolescent years (i’m almost 17 now), and you and your content has really helped me through the struggles of growing up, as well through other rough periods of my life. (i even watch you with different members of my family, lol.) you may not think that uploading gaming videos (and occasionally videos with other various random topics or themes), would help someone like this, but it really does. and thank you if you’ve actually read this lol

[@herman1francis]

It just comes to proof that having rich parents is the best choice in life

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Totally, if you dont get it on your first go-round, theres no reason to not quit that life and choose to start over with, if youre lucky, richest parents. Thats why bitlife its the better life simulator ever made, its just like real life! Oh, the lifetimes i lost looking for rich parents...

[@wandauriel]

16:54 what were the odds for Kevin getting THIS 🤣

[@Svetla.]

For the longest time I thought that by an "adult playroom" he meant a playground for adults...

[@genikamcclellan6019]

You’re the reason I redownloaded BitLife. Ironically none of my play throughs are like yours. Gamer experience varies.

[@thesingingdonut]

i await the day bitlife makes an update that kevin somehow can’t turn into a capitalist utopia

[@pedrovallefin8406]

Oh, there were plenty of updates he couldnt do that with. But if he cant be a capitalist genius, he can always go back to being a sucessfull serial killer or a corrupt politician in some far away country. Of course, you may also say all of those things are synonyms as long as Kevin is involved.

[@iwonkagasienica30]

21:06 wait that's the ghost of the famous indigenous lady that survived being kidnapped and worked with Lewis and Clark