Bitlife but I make organized crime extremely unorganized

Bitlife but I make organised crime extremely unorganised
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[@gargamel679]

"Oh god kid, a priest, run!" I like how Kevin went from saying how he would give forgiveness, to implying something very illegal, and I love it

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@denjidenji9162]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 you're the least funny troll I've ever seen

[@_grimleythesequel]

@UCv0Y-MwjrpdSFazBjJs3_0A fatherless behaviour

[@DAKRAB]

@Derek O hagrid

[@notsogoodgaming7793]

@@DAKRAB hagrid

[@youngsoilder8145]

Officer: "Uh, another organized crime case." Kevin: "Not exactly."

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

@obviously stop self promoting

[@courtneyhardin1978]

@@hagrid3348 Hagrid

[@botkilleruze4709]

@obviously stop it

[@botkilleruze4709]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 what?

[@tonymastro42]

Says character looks like an Irish mobster, speaks like a stereotypical Italian. Yup, checks out for me

[@Roozyj]

Well, his specialty is crime and since cultural appropriation is basically a crime now, it's only fitting for him to have some weird accent :P

[@brainyskeletonofdoom7824]

Cooka da potato

[@Spud24]

@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 "thasa mild spudaball"

[@fawnrattner4651]

LMFAO

[@Emil_Stoltz]

I am from-a tha irish-a mob-a! You want-a some pizza and guinness-a?

[@KuueenKumi]

"I got shot by a magician in Kazakhstan who was trying to kidnap a child!" It sounds like you got killed by your version of Agent 47, Kevin

[@oleanderkazzy_]

With a gatling gun, mind you

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@oleanderkazzy_ A gattling gun filled with fish, mind you.

[@Generic_Game_Makers]

@@Emil_Stoltz a Gattling gun filled with fish on fire mind you

[@babygirlalaura]

Twas beauty that killed the beast

[@herredward9277]

"Mr. Sopranos?" "Huh, yes?" "Mr. Maunder sends his regards. (Pulls out gatling and starts unloading.)"

[@AdamAtYourService]

The fact that the surfer was surfing around the house trying to catch Kevin is a hilarious mental image. Do surfers typically have enough water within their own homes to do that?

[@wolfkillerq9363]

Yes

[@clal8030]

Only true surfers surf around their home.

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@clal8030 Hm, your name is awfully close to being "cia". Are you sure you're not an undercover police officer, ma'am?

[@clal8030]

@@Emil_Stoltz But of course not. I'm just a regular fan. Nothing shady here.

[@kero6298]

Totally dude

[@ainowa_arts]

I feel like Kevin is slowly admitting to us that he's a criminal

[@nicolebee3283]

slowly?

[@ghostytrickster8458]

and now he’s fleeing the country to avoid punishment 🙏

[@Joyful_Jo_]

I feel like Kevin hearting this comment is slowly agreeing with you xD

[@IamaPERSON]

@obviously reported

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Dentheman1995]

1 tip: extort the max amount of money. If they refuse, shake them down. That increases your notoriety 2 tip: Everytime I get arrested I restart the game while in the 'arrest menu' and I'm not arrested anymore. Prison really annoys me Tip 3: If Crime is your talent, you get away with ALMOST EVERY car you steal. So steal all you want

[@CristataArt]

You definitely DON'T get every car you try to steal, but the chances are still really good, and if you get caught you can just restart the game.

[@msimrxn]

Hey! You don't have to contribute millions to the gang. Here's what I do: 1. Steal the most expensive car and contribute full amount. If it is lesser than 25k, steal and contribute fully again. 2. Go to extort people but instead of getting money, whack them to get notoriety up. 3. See the boss each time you're called. 4. "Work hard" every year and expose rats. 5. And never ask to be promoted. That's it. I ALWAYS reach to the top with this strategy.

[@M_Sakura]

what else does the criminal skill do?

[@nork7834]

You know the trick too

[@bigdaddymasa7520]

I only do 100,000 a year and it works

[@xanderdoss5665]

Imagine being born and immediately stealing 20$, that's how i imagined Kevin's character

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@rah8693]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 Ok? Does your whole KZbin account revolve around hating Jacksepticeye’s father?

[@pagansbasin6657]

Jim Pickens would be immensely proud

[@IamaPERSON]

@obviously BEGONE BOT

[@IamaPERSON]

@Cious ok, fine, we'll dislike and report your stolen content

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@blackgayman]

he would defo tie them to the train tracks

[@2D_Sphere]

SUS

[@creeperinvasion6885]

The fact that he didnt want to steal a car because he didnt have a drivers license implies that hes fine with stealing someone's car, but draws the line at driving without a license

[@insaincaldo]

It also implies that if cops try to stop him, he intends to pull over and hope half his papers will fly better then an escape attempt.

[@CurtisLeft]

Kevin searches if you need to be Irish to join the Irish Mob. Kevin's FBI Agent: *Interesting*

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 YOU SUPPORT CHILD PREDATION LMAO!

[@stewpiddewd]

inch resting

[@soupy55]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 dude go do your homework

[@CenturionAlexander]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 get a life

[@hcs5898]

@@THWhite-ip3uq what happened? i’m so confused.

[@EmoPrincesses9000]

Has anyone else noticed Kevin hasn't said "hey there friends how's it going, my name is Kevin" How am I suppose to know your name if you dont tell me Kevin? 🥺

[@kamilman0]

I wasn't alone to have been bothered by this. Good to know.

[@yourhomie7568]

How do u know Kevin then

[@aydenpennington7805]

It feels like this video was rushed

[@nastyakh22]

Oh no, Maybe that's a sign, we need to figure it out lads

[@BabyDigi]

Even tho he’s said it every day for years 🥺🥺🥺

[@DecodedDays]

Why do BitLife characters always look so evil? LMAO

[@reganh5223]

I know, right?!

[@spacesheep_]

ew a bot

[@pollutedcrimson]

This implies this 'game' is anything but text

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@IamaPERSON]

@@spacesheep_ go to it's about section and report it's profile pic. For some reason, it'll give it a permanent strike

[@callmestephanie1305]

Kevin: makes video about a mobster moving abroad to avoid authorities Kevin: moves to Spain all of the sudden Mmm you got something to tell us there mate? :p

[@jessiesandhu8200]

He's also not saying my name is Kevin after hey there friends how's it going...

[@rangerleaf1505]

Damn it two more -witnesses- crazy people to -kill- send up river

[@Emil_Stoltz]

@@jessiesandhu8200 Hey there, freinds, how's it going? My name is *alejandro lópez*

[@Flint404]

Kevin in Russia: "People love me here for some reason." Yes we do.

[@vega_highwell]

Wonder what reason that would be ;)

[@nastyakh22]

Да

[@julietm.5425]

Kevin's videos give us more warm than vodka

[@insertname2insertsurname216]

Bc sometimes his actions are more adequate than actions of the whole UR

[@anyaananasss]

оченьб приятно встретить земляков под видео Великого Кевина

[@retr0_ak]

The real question is how Kevin escapes maximum security prison so easily.

[@kramair6997]

He use keyboard. You can just spam the arrow key to move without stopping .

[@noodlepotreal]

*scooby doo running sound effect*

[@rachelcookie321]

We only see the end, he probably watched a tutorial.

[@LE_Arasaka]

@@rachelcookie321 No, you can just spam it if you use keyboard. He even mentions it in another BitLife video that that's how he does it (almost) every time. As long as you keep spamming you run at the same speed as the guard, instead of half-speed.

[@WalkingPotato124]

Experience

[@quinnybinny4983]

"They all look concerned" They know who's controlling them, Kevin

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@quinnybinny4983]

@@hagrid3348 Good Point

[@ghiaccio1885]

@@hagrid3348 hi Hagrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@quinnybinny4983 subscribe to hagrid

[@quinnybinny4983]

@@hagrid3348 thats a fantastic idea

[@BreannaLSloan]

"A priest! Kid, run! You're in danger!" YIIIIIIIKES

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@Cobraalzia]

Oooopoôoô⁹

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I don't get it

[@micahtandy4222]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 that's such a random dumb thing

[@cowboyanxiety]

@@micahtandy4222 yea just ignore them ppl go around saying stuff like that to be pricks

[@holdenmcgroin5003]

Spends over 25 years in the Irish Mob, survives getting beaten up by the Irish Mob. Dies immediately in Kazakhstan

[@kaleighb7204]

As someone who was a Starbucks barista, I wouldn’t be surprised.

[@depressedslytherin8152]

i think kevin is so focused on his move to spain that he is forgetting his name lol

[@Emil_Stoltz]

"Hey there, friends, how's it going? My name is ₳Ⱡł₳₴ ₦Ø₮ ₣ØɄ₦Đ!"

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Bitlife but I make organized crime extremely unorganized" He must've learned it with Jim Pickens

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@yourlocalcat4946]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 I be sure to say hi to him when I die.

[@manologamerss5801]

Certainly didn´t, otherwise he would reach at least average. Jim is an above-average criminal.

[@DucksAreNotWhatTheySeem]

I see your "a priest, run kid, you're in danger!" And raise you "A magician trying to steal a child? That's some dark magic."

[@iztasticbachman9578]

Robbing a priest and saying he'll forgive you??? Jean-Valjean, is that you???

[@eileennovak1656]

👏👏👏 bravo

[@jairethhh673]

the classic "let me immediately commit crime" bitlife life

[@agentdangercup9218]

Love that the obituary ended with, friends say he had a knack for stealing cars. Lol

[@Raven_Black_252]

Kevin if you steal cars in the mafia crime section you never get caught. Steal all the cars that pop up every year there and contribute all of them to the family. It always works. Also if you want notoriety whack some of the business owners while extorting, especially those who are not scared of you and refuse to give the money.

[@oppenguin6462]

Kevin: Hey there friends today we are playing BitLife! Me: He didn't even ask me how it's going. :(

[@jameswent48]

Aww poor baby. Do you want a blankie?

[@Sydney_head]

i cant wait for kevin to try and make the cottagecore ddlc for the sims evil

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@papaparsley7695]

@@hagrid3348 hagrid

[@psyducktective]

It has canning so I look forward to a new era of Jim’s jams

[@goldegreen]

cottagecore doki doki literature club

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Cottagecore? Is that some new metal genre? Ah yes, I love me some cannibal crops!

[@alrazzahussein1691]

I’m honored to be a part of the O'Reilly family.

[@Deuce_and_a_half]

We're all a happy cul- _family_

[@megarotom1590]

boss: we be smuggling illegal auto parts recruit: like weaponized auto parts boss: no we don't do weapons, we do auto parts recruit: they filled with drugs or dirty money boss: aye, they are our dirty money recruit: *confused silence*

[@strogonoffcore]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 certified bruh moment again

[@THWhite-ip3uq]

@@strogonoffcore report his comment

[@strogonoffcore]

@@THWhite-ip3uq I reported the comment and the channel

[@Dispariabooks]

The only Bitlife playthrough that doesn't end with Kevin becoming a criminal murderer is the one where Kevin...tries to become a criminal murderer.

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

I love that he spent all that time as just an associate, not knowing he could push his way up, for 25 years

[@LucasAbaddonAzrael]

Dr Bright I believe your youtube privileges have been revoked during this period due to leaking information

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“Is crime a talent?” The Now You See Me movies say yes, if you add some pizzazz.

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Nice to see you again, Hagrid

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

There's like 3 bots in these replies.

[@yourlocalcat4946]

@@macaroon_nuggets8008 yeah...

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

@Macaroon_Nuggets Yeah it ain’t great.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Kevin: Godfather Sopranos Tony Soprano: just to be clear I'm not related to this fool

[@mr.patriotjol]

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh good, a comment thread not infected by parasites/self promoters. How's it going guys?

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

@@IamaPERSON - pretty good what about you friend

[@mr.patriotjol]

@@IamaPERSON yeah like that one guy who always post that same Arab music.

[@jdm_iel]

Here is a tip on Bitlife: When the police catch you dont run or bribe. Just exit the game and open it again. :)

[@BennyLlama39]

Kevin: "I can steal a car? I don't even have a license." Me: You don't *need* one to steal a car, but you'd better know how to drive. I mean, how many people have you seen with licenses, and *don't* know how? : )

[@rinaar22]

Thank you for your service! St. Petersburg still loves you. RIP Mayor Sopranos

[@BR-ec2ph]

"'A middle ear infection' -- I didn't hear nothin'!" Such an underrated line

[@robnotrob2905]

Instead of a drum set, you can just say bazinga so we know when to laugh

[@jewelxiat]

Him saying bazinga would 100% make me laugh over the badumtss onomatopoeia 🤣

[@kaylanotkyla]

is Kevin really moving to Spain, or is he *fleeing* to Spain?

[@jakegovson1813]

Both, he is doing both

[@meowcat7124]

he's moving to Spain as a Spanish king

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Honestly I would like a mafia movie staring Kevin

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@stantheantman4043]

Kevin feels like a good friend of mine even though I've never met him in person.

[@Pengu54324]

"Your boss, Mr. Victoria, said she would hate for you to get iced." genderfluid mob boss??? 👀

[@JasminMiettunen]

Uh usually you use the surname after an honorific, Victoria is his last name

[@unstablemathematician8192]

Diversity win!

[@AdrianaReyes-io5zf]

@@JasminMiettunen ya but it said SHE

[@JasminMiettunen]

Adriana Reyes oh, did it? I totally lost the part where that popped up, so I'll have to take your word for it!

[@manologamerss5801]

There is genderfluid in this game i think but I´m pretty sure thats just bitlife being bitlife when it comes to genders. Ex: My opponent (Political office) was Female (Not genderfluid, Female) and it said after i extorted them that "She promised that she would do his best to lose the election"

[@peacelovesalome8088]

I loved the godfather accent at the end 😆 it just cracked me up

[@LynnAgain83]

It was spot on! 😂

[@DeusExFuego]

Had been binge watching the other ones, feck yes

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@pcpt]

@@hagrid3348 hungrid

[@hagrid3348]

@@pcptsubscribe to hagrid

[@hamster4810]

Hague ev rid

[@Gr0ng0]

"A priest, kid run! " damm kevin

[@minihooperprod.8332]

I became BitLife godfather multiple times before age 45 just by stealing almost every car I could in game and pressing the work hard button until it says my hard work has been noticed every year. 👍

[@mitel640]

Kevin be like, ' I made organized crime extremely unorganized.' Me: Isn' t that what you call a government?

[@FearsomeHippo74]

Had a particularly crappy week and been getting through it by rewatching Kevin’s old BitLife videos, so this was a particular blessing today ✨ you’re a star Kevin, and you have no idea how much your videos mean to so many people

[@SA-tf3my]

-Tries to do as much crime as possible and join a crime family -Ends up being a politician Yeah seems about right

[@mrstealyoclips3893]

Just imagine Kevin as a character. Only bad popups and worst outcomes in everything except for crime.

[@cyberdumb]

"oh fcking hell a priest, kid, run!" and that’s why we love you Kevin

[@vega_highwell]

As someone living in St. Petersburg, I agree and would pick Kevin over all of the governors we've had. Not that there were many, but they've done enough for us to hope for Kevin.

[@januszmanoz3433]

Hey Kevin, I've been watching your videos for over 3 years - in happiness, sadness, angery and whatnot, and I just want to thank you for your output. We'll never meet, but you influenced my life in so many ways, and just for that - thanks lad!

[@Hessarian]

“Oh fecking hell a priest kid run!!” I nearly choked on my food hearing that one hahaha

[@rowandowler511]

The safest thing to do in organized crime is stealing cars, it never goes wrong and you can get lots of money out of it.

[@Levi89723]

If you mess up trying to steal it-

[@crazybastardgaming4292]

@@Levi89723 he just said that that doesnt happend if ur in organized crime

[@truffle87]

“As far back as I could remember I always wanted to be a gangsta” it’s the one line that describes this entire video

[@kidkidkid792]

As I Russian I would sooooo vote for Kevin instead of every single person who is in our government right now...

[@pedrostormrage]

16:15 "I wanna flee, where should I go? Zimbabwe might be good" I was almost sure you'd choose Spain :P

[@raemel86]

I loved the fact the magician had a gatling gun.

[@Engardian]

The greatest magic of all

[@dontblink216]

It's so frustrating that he plays the game so often yet doesn't understand the most basic things, such as being able to talk to people

[@kingdonut8272]

Best thing Kevin has ever said: "Ah feck a priest, kid run!"

[@unnstoppablefury]

Godfathers life really was a roller coaster of a emotions. Pain, success and sadness. All for it to end from a magician shooting his ass. Poetic justice.

[@CoIe4]

Here’s a tip: The mob expects you to get money for them, and if you don’t help out for a year or two, you can be beaten badly, if unlucky, to death. The best thing to do is steal 1 car a year. If you see any expensive cars, like Lamborghini’s, McLaren’s, Buggati’s, Koenigsegg’s, Pagani’s, for example, steal them, they can do you a big favour!

[@zakuraRabbit]

Like how he started out getting into organized crime and then just emigrated to random countries to run for mayor...

[@iREVENTONZ]

Kevin you’re genuinely an inspiration the way you survived a car accident and brought you back and you made it succeed is genuinely amazing. You should feel proud I hope you continue into the future.

[@JemeremMazza]

2:09 is the funniest shit I've ever heard, and I'm saying that as a christian

[@ahobbit1273]

“I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you.” Yeah, I’d vote for Kevin-that’s more than most politicians do.

[@scottylaceygames859]

Seeing as we are a cult, I'm still waiting for the day he says "Hey there followers, I am your leading Kevin."

[@SwedishBs]

"welcome back, loyal keviners, it is me, your dear leader, Jim Pickens"

[@stamina4days]

The fact that Kevin immediately smelled the rat....he really was underappreciated by the mob.

[@isabelled.7732]

“Sheesh, that was probably some college kid that was overworked and underpaid… well, they’re underground now!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Makverus]

Awesome, Kevin became the mayor of my home city. Goals achieved.

[@kazooturtle]

Day 46 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey.

[@kraanz]

Oh, god no.

[@warlockengineer]

How original

[@Maybellyra]

I see you are a human of culture.

[@warlockengineer]

@卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 the edge is unreal

[@callmeturg]

Day 123 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

Hello again!

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

Thanks Turg we love you Turg

[@georgeacostajr7014]

Turg turg turg turg turg turg

[@EatTheRich848]

Hi Turg

[@jamiefagerstrom]

I sub on you

[@Nowah1]

Kevin: “I will represent you poorly, but I will represent you.” Honestly better than current politicians 😂

[@LemonJackRazer]

steal as many cars as possible every year, rob atleast one bank, and extortion and your standing will go up quick

[@UltraHylia]

I like how Kevin was concerned about getting a license and learning to drive despite being a criminal lmao

[@zachtheguy5303]

the documentary of this guy's life would be very random, going from being a mischief child, to a life of crime, but being a mayor in Russia, to dying by a magician via gatling gun

[@FloridaGuy53]

(On Britain's Got Talent) "Now, I will be doing my special skill: crimes." (Pick up a cup of tea and spills it all over the stage floor as the audience gasps)

[@Magst3r1]

3:04 "I looked at some butts."

[@katieclarke3566]

Kevin: “Here in my garage, just stole this, uh, new Lamborghini here.” The Family: 🦗🦗🦗

[@manologamerss5801]

A cheap lamborghini. After like, a decade of being in the mob. The family weren´t doing cricket noises. They were facepalming.

[@SuspiciousKoala]

Anytime I feel down, I remember I could be a Bitlife character who does everything and never gets any recognition. That's a pretty low bar, but it's my bar, lol.

[@manologamerss5801]

The thing is: You can´t. Godfather Sopranos got no recognition because he did nothing, a crime every other year on average isnt "everything" its nothing.

[@Kazooples]

Careful Kevin, they might not let you into Spain with a search history like that.

[@MrQwefty]

The ending was everything I should have expected

[@LE_Arasaka]

I love that you glossed over the desperation of buying lottery tickets at 14:19, but the evidence is there

[@abcdefgheat1888]

Day 204 of asking kevin to restore the tomadachi life save

[@beenieboi7633]

卍 SMOKING THAT DADSEPTICEYE PACK 卐 Jesus christ dude get a hobby

[@nufczach]

"That was probably a collage kid who is underpaid" *"oh well, they're underground now"* Had me dying 🤣

[@megawave79]

I never know what to expect from a bitlife video when it comes to Kevin, but by the end I am never surprised

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"Bitlife but I make organized crime unorganized" Only Kevin could make these weird titles

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 763 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@cerpiper]

6:56 this is the point when i can't stop laughing for a while

[@terryechoes3192]

Oh, boy, the Irish mafia. "Let's go asplode things even though we're a first-world nation and not the middle east. Blah de blah de de Belfast."

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

Kevin being a paranoid two year old on the lookout for undercover cops is giving me major seratonin

[@F-bannzzgetmoney]

that looked like a real gun kevin was holding lol

[@mineblox782]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THE GLITCH AT 00:01

[@quinnobrien4012]

No 🖕

[@bigolbrainworm219]

"I'm new to the whole ay oh!" Me too man me too

[@InfectedMP5]

Kevin had some guts going into a priests house as a child

[@theeditoraboveall.]

prison escape tips: always have crime as ur special talent. never become a rat and NEVER take the plea bargain. if its a long sentence get the most expensive lawyer.

[@kyfrancis3923]

I always get so excited whenever a new bitlife or sims video is released, definitely my favs :D

[@aaronmehta1781]

Yes Kevin posted best part of my day 😂😂😂

[@hagrid3348]

Hagrid