Parkitect but everyone in my park dies

[@WombatSteve]

0:15 "What is that? Oh, it's intruments, okay thought someone was... screaming in pain or something" Not yet Kevin, not yet.

[@homelesst9]

gred

[@WombatSteve]

@@homelesst9 no way you're here, gred

[@stijnvanlankveld9893]

it's almost like the game noticed Kevin playing it and was bracing itself for what's to come...

[@homelesst9]

@@WombatSteve i still think about how coincidental this meeting was sometimes

[@generalfloppa5798]

Who is gred

[@athing1846]

2:57 RIP Kimberly Lee 3:23 RIP Louise Alexander 5:20 RIP Michael Hoffman 16:56 RIP 200 or less unidentified victims

[@1umbreon4life]

They died for a good caus---well, they died for a caus---I mean...they died.

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Like Disneyland but with more Kevin

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

And more Kevin

[@viperbite25]

All prais the dear leader 🙏

[@Commortalis]

its my dream come true

[@ryanguy753]

Please Make kill joy 4 my lord and saviour?! 👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴

[@mostafakhaled8382]

My Dear Leader Please Let Your Loyal Kevin To Make More Baking Bad

[@TheCencc]

The fact that he actually reached the goal with that technique is why I love watching Kevin's videos xD

[@LokiCoyote77]

Agreed

[@woofyou1186]

Unorthodox but it works

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

That's another reason why I watch him. For brilliant tips like these!

[@accel4481]

I love how he immediately drowns everyone afterwards

[@GreenMaskJohn]

I'd like to visit one of Kevin's Parks mainly because I'm seizing the will to live

[@BigMac87963]

I don’t think Kevin even tried to kill people this time. It just...kinda happened. Like whatever Kevin touches just ends in death

[@silversamm]

He definately deleted the all the path on purpose though haha.

[@Miss_Distress]

It's muscle memory

[@itsalore9395]

I’m the 666th like fitting

[@amanda1426]

hmmm i hope he gives me a hug

[@itsalore9395]

amanda oh fatmood

[@taxevasion3046]

17:10 the park customers form a swastika as a last ditch effort it demonotize the all powerful Kevin being

[@Lunaskyuwu]

what swastikas are you looking at

[@dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307]

@@Lunaskyuwu Exactly!

[@B5Sybok]

Pool's closed due to AIDS.

[@felinkh4692]

favorite joke: when kevin introduces himself, and zoomz in on a random peice of the title screen

[@aturchomicz821]

Its absolute garbage

[@WickedPhase]

its absolutely beautiful

[@niall2353]

atur chomicz just has a bland sense of humour :((

[@aturchomicz821]

@@niall2353 no YOU have a bland sense of humour if your entertained by camera anglea

[@naranciaisbestboi125]

@@aturchomicz821 Why the hell are you here if you're just going to bitch at people for liking something you don't?

[@novikovPrinciple]

I just watched the park population drop from 200 to 30 in five seconds. All of them were worthy sacrifices to the Elder Gods, no doubt.

[@bman2cool4u68]

I must consult with the Elder Gods

[@mightyman2538]

Corona time

[@fbi9711]

They’re not dead...they’re just taking a rest after all the excitement they had

[@Khujop]

That's just what an FBI would want us to think!

[@averyadams9846]

FBI OPEN UP 💉🚬💰😯 🔫😎🔫😎🔫😎

[@ttvitstoxiiccoma3500]

Says the fbi

[@Jimmy_Jones]

The Nazis may have something to say about that.

[@clauthecloud6648]

I love 17:02 how he just giggles at the drowning people. Not gonna lie I would love to die at his parks. They’re WILD 😂

[@wesleybunch4925]

Parkitect but Kevin should never be in charge of another humans safety.

[@averyadams9846]

100th like YESS!!

[@Azure-Flame-Bee]

That could describe any of Kevins videos tbh

[@katiac976]

"this person is just marching to their death. I can tell by the look on their face that they want to die" Hey Kevin I'm so glad you noticed me visiting your park!! and i made it in a video! :)

[@brat8323]

I literally have a playlist of your videos that are on repeat that I listen to in order to sleep at night. I don’t want you to take that a wrong way like i’m saying your videos are boring, because they aren’t! you just have a very humble calm voice but still funny! so I do chuckle half way asleep from a comment you make during the videos. I just appreciate you and all the hard work you do just for us feckers.

[@rowan8383]

Kevin kills you at theme park😱😱😱 (Asmr) (role play)

[@LulitaInPita]

@@rowan8383 lol

[@piutsiki]

Good to know I’m not the only one who does this. :D

[@kissesangel1996]

omg I do this sometimes with the Sims videos!

[@LateDogFoodYT]

I thought I was the only one who watched/listened to Kevin to fall asleep 😂 good to know that I’m not!

[@thezeitos469]

"Think of the monetization!" A S S I S T E D S U I C I D E L A N D

[@AwkwardHannahTheGamer]

Every time I wake up now I straightaway think: "Aah, I wonder who Kevin will kill today?"

[@kirbygriffin1]

Weird flex but ok

[@Saiaxs]

kirby griffin you’re using that wrong

[@kirbygriffin1]

Saiaxs weird flex but ok

[@kirbygriffin1]

Saiaxs weird flex but ok

[@kirbygriffin1]

Saiaxs weird flex but ok

[@ubcaboose6191]

17:03 Of course Kevin managed to make a swastika out of innocent people drowning

[@ana8621]

oh nooo why did I laugh at this?

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Shit thats funny

[@Robocopnik]

Being an art genius, he narrowly avoided making one!

[@jenisegrange7367]

"I spent all my money I don't even know what I did" me every payday.

[@MerkhVision]

big facts lol

[@zachb9856]

Kevin made a swastika out of drowning parkgoers. Goodbye monetization

[@Fire_Heart00]

XD

[@cedfam9826]

I was wondering if I’m the only one that saw that. Have to wonder if that was by design or a not so happy accident.lol

[@carwyn3691]

*Vox has entered the chat*

[@Neotokyovibes-WelcomeHome]

Pool closed

[@224chance]

I don't see it.

[@cjfrench5401]

Kevin I’ve been watching you since the first Jim Pickens episodes and I’m 20 now. You are the only KZbinr that genuinely makes me laugh until I cry. Thank you for all the videos

[@ncoscop5986]

22 now? I think you should come back and watch him again

[@SXLSkyya]

@@ncoscop5986 can’t believe someone’s here with me after 2 years

[@jennifercavenee7572]

"They look thirsty." "Well, let's give them something to drink!"

[@HunzaB]

Idk why, but the bunch of people in the water at 17:03 almost look like they formed a swastika... hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

[@angelus.tenebris]

omg i was searching for this comment

[@Crisopeia]

@@angelus.tenebris me too lol

[@RomanKudrenko]

DEMONETIZED

[@arjenhondorp7067]

Pool's closed

[@diorbutterfly2558]

was gonna say the same thing lmfao classic kevin video

[@T_Stalemate]

It's not a Kevin video without mass murder at the end!!

[@hannaha7973]

I literally look forward to your videos everyday. Thank you for existing.

[@APoliticalConfusionAndMess]

I can still hear the screaming from Planet Coaster...

[@tiatomlinson6749]

those screams will forever be embedded in a part of my brain

[@williamwebb580]

Tia Tomlinson Mine too, especially since I found out they were from a porno.

[@tiatomlinson6749]

@@williamwebb580 send that link! HAHAH just kidding... unless..?

[@dorabanhegyi5877]

What better way to relax after work than with your videos? Your voice is so soothing!

[@coronatemewithaduncecap]

He lures people to their death with that voice

[@hecticgods6159]

you should have only had one bench on the island for the mass of ppl to fight over

[@naomi8785]

The way Kevin said “fun” while talking about that new part of the park was honestly unnerving.

[@sum_rand0m]

Fine, I'll give ya some *FECKIN'* benches. I knew the world was *FECKIN'* flat!

[@whitepaws60]

I can see the headlines now!... "200 people massacred at theme park"

[@zach11241]

And Kevin's response during that interview "What? The land was right there!".

[@emmad799]

i’m gonna write a romance/phycological thriller about the two park guests on the never ending roller coaster

[@justsomeone2391]

Is it done yet

[@HTPCYMC]

This is the kind of park I would want to go to.

[@jzph]

How to properly clean your metal computer why are you in every comment section

[@user-sw3xy4ft2z]

This is the kind of park I'd like to drown.

[@goodbro7961]

Same

[@ilostmykeys1887]

Frocolate I’ve been wondering the same thing.

[@Kevin-19986]

@@jzph he is the new justin y i guess

[@BloodlessRMZ]

"Let's skip the tutorial I'm know WHT I'm doing" 5 Minutes Later "How do I make a water ride"

[@Sieger1]

Even worse than what Thanos would do.

[@SolidPayne]

Sieger Thanos weeb

[@royalkaibaby]

@@SolidPayne ur mom

[@sidhackney8831]

Thanos thought he was doing the right thing. Kevin knows he's a monster.

[@datboi6247]

It’s mercy

[@km5405]

when thanos is more mercifull then kevin.

[@coffeeelk6364]

Not even 2 minutes Kevin and you doomed someone to die, talk about a record! Also I’ve been looking for a new game to play, thanks for the recommendation!

[@spoookki]

Hey Kevin, I hate to break it to you but I think you should quit your job as a park designer and become a full time KZbinr.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

"I thought someone was screaming in pain or something" Me: Yeah that will probably come later.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

Parkitect but it's more like Prison Architect

[@Charmywoo]

True fact: you can’t die legally in a Disneyland park : they’ll Ambulance you outside the gate and then declare your death. Grim, huh? Literally the opposite of Kev world of “assisted suicide land”

[@engelbertraquelle561]

Kevin cans you do a Bad Cooking: Irish Coffee

[@caffeine665]

"Why is there so much music in the sky? GOD is listening to tunes up there!"

[@lickinganne9239]

“My name is Kevin” *immediately zooms in on thumbs down*

[@amourtohaaga1207]

Vat de

[@aliciaireland4847]

Parkitect? More like SAVE KEVIN FROM THIS DEAD MEME THAT HAUNTS HIM

[@mickey4697]

Alicia Ireland dead meme more like bore ragnorok

[@izayah8su810]

why do people keep giving kevin the funds to build these death traps?

[@zacharyhestrin7837]

I felt bad that you had no replies, so I replied.

[@sidhackney8831]

It's the bankers from Farming Simulator, they believe he'll spend it right this time

[@izayah8su810]

@@sidhackney8831 little did they know

[@kahnatohru1906]

rumor has it that at 17:11 that is the secret mark of the pickens cult

[@ghost1841]

So pickens secret mark is a bootleg swastika?

[@jzph]

Hey Kevin, is Mole 928 available to talk?

[@zacharyhestrin7837]

I felt bad that you had no replies, so I replied.

[@FranklinXVI]

@@zacharyhestrin7837 What a hero.

[@discombobulated5081]

@@zacharyhestrin7837 😂😂😂

[@maddieklitsberg9932]

He should have Named it feck world 4.

[@JustinY.]

Parkitect but I'm running a settlement in Rimworld

[@nurseblissey8543]

Justin Y. JusTIN YouRe HEre

[@detoxify299]

Oh cool ur back

[@ryanguy753]

Kill joy 4 now please?! 👴

[@jensenhendrix1023]

@Bart no u. Let him comment and enjoy what he likes.

[@jeffjeff3132]

Kevin needs to play more Rimworld

[@samuelouellet5025]

He went from 200 people in the park to 37 after the massive drowning

[@sand181]

Its not your fault, Kevin. Jim pickens possessed you.

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

4:15 when you think you’re getting rescued, but they just airdrop you a furry

[@mostafakhaled8382]

WE NEED MORE BAKING BAD

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

I'm sad because Kevin will never know the true joy of ZT2. The joy of closing the zoo, turning it into a single exhibit, releasing a shitload of animals, and watching them maul each other in first person. At least he'll never make the mistake of placing 5+ music rocks next to each other and letting the camera anywhere near them. I can still hear it, over a decade later.

[@lill3wis]

You should write Kevin using the drowning People

[@brandoneagle166]

You should definitely keep "the island" in all future park videos, and make the only exit a super expensive ride that leads back to the island

[@kitty_gamer23]

Bore ragnarok Day of the year: 8 Consecutive BR counter: 9 Days with 2 videos: 1

[@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens]

Good score, the Dear Leader approves

[@TheZohan907]

Kitty_Gamer23 hey this is cool I hope you do this all year

[@FranklinXVI]

Keep it up, we believe in you.

[@rutvikrana512]

Fecking this is new Bermuda Triangle. People never come back 😂😂😂

[@angrygroceries1]

I hate rollercoasters, but hot damn I would ride any coaster you design.

[@Jordan-mt8uu]

Angry Groceries I wouldn’t recommend that 😂

[@dmas7749]

@@Jordan-mt8uu i would, just know how to swim or just hop over one of the sides rather than using the exit

[@Lilliz91]

Well you better choose wisely that one ride.

[@chefegzyle]

Its June 23, 2023, and can I suggest NOT doing a sub ride.....it hasn't aged too well. At least use a GameCube controller for it.

[@darylchurch2115]

Hahaha...THAT ENDING!!! I don't think Kevin's ever killed that many people at once before.

[@neuroticbubbles5038]

Is it weird that I use these videos to fall asleep at night? Kevin you have a very soothing voice. then again the movie twister also puts me to sleep... maybe it's just the insanity and chaos that does it for me.

[@Cl04d]

Just looky at Kevin made a hole and a mountain for the mole people!

[@IamCoalfoot]

Hello mountain, can Mole2 come to the phone?

[@Jordan-mt8uu]

7:03 Yes, because all the mental and physical death that come from those stairs really makes someone have to pee 😂

[@moriakpotato]

@10:55 Nice EA/Ubisoft/Activision/Bethesda impression.

[@rachelcookie321]

No one seems to be pointing out how Kevin never actually opened the magic carpet ride. Literally no one used it the whole time.

[@yassine6371]

I asked my girl if she knows kevin ..she replied "oh is he a pornstar?"

[@FranklinXVI]

Did you reply with yes?

[@TheDsRequiem]

Why ?..

[@karoline9835]

r/thathappened

[@FurianFlame129]

17:00 dangerously close to a swastika 😂

[@thatweirdvlogger5787]

I feel like a proud dad when Kevin is on trending

[@XT_NighTraiN]

17:18 Love watching the counter go down.

[@semtex5536]

THE LAWSUITS JUST KEEP COMING

[@booties420]

i love how the 5th creeps up on You than it all hits You at once at 2:22

[@gothic2fans233]

I was thinking near the end "You better drown them all Kevin". Seems like you're always one step ahead. . Also, they looked very similar to a swastika in the water.

[@nmac1563]

Trending. Good to see people enjoy watching Kevin endanger humans like I do. Seriously though I love Kevin's videos. Kevin has got me through so much.

[@ninjaamber]

#20 on Trending for Gaming! Yay Kevin!

[@MermaidEvie]

All of Kevin's let's plays: Tries to do a thing. Messes up doing the thing. Ah feck it everyone dies now.

[@Cardinal03]

Kevin builds an amusement park over mole orphanage

[@DACopperhead2]

Aye, I remember hearing the commercials for "The Island Theme Park". The first few showed happy people walking around the island, enjoying the time together. But in the days before the great sink, those commercials got dark. The commercial that simply showed the Cult of the Burger sacrificing a person to the great Burger Stand really stuck with me. Never got to go though, was really sad when the great sink destroyed the park and the banks buried the entire area.

[@CoolerCookie]

Kevin is really REALLY good at breaking games. If I ever develop a game, I want him to playtest it haha

[@briannaalmaguer96]

i fucking screamed at the end 💀 “but i can give you a little drink” OMFG

[@cptjackpl8690]

Bench Empire

[@zacharyhestrin7837]

I felt bad that you had no replies, so I replied.

[@eonswan]

Benchpire

[@sapphira31]

Zoo Tycoon 1 was literally me building an island to put people who randomly didn't like my zoo on. It was always the first to be built.

[@hopegaming867]

I'm waiting to Jimantha Pickens. Hit a like you are waiting as well

[@scimitar512]

7:44 Congrats on your new steam friendship, Kevin

[@Dumbguy228]

Parkitect? More like BOREkitect, amiright? ...I was writing stuff like that in comments for almost two months, I'll just go to bed...

[@tino897]

The good thing is Kevin is generally a nice guy. He diesnt do all of that for the bad for people. He just tries different stuff as an entrepreneur.

[@bloxmusic_]

Never clicked out of Pornhub so fast

[@jordand69]

essentially the same thing anyways

[@FranklinXVI]

Don't lie to us, we all know you were constantly refreshing Kevin's channel page until he uploaded. You were never on PornHub in the first place.

[@manologamerss5801]

16:57 yes you could, you could make a staff-only path to the island

[@itsisabel1020]

I was on the fence with game wasn’t sure if I should buy it but honestly I’m convinced next time it’s on sale I’m buying

[@Hoenest]

*me going to an amusement park* mom: be careful and dont go on any scary rides me: you’re so dramatic what’s the worse that could happen? drown in in the middle of the park?

[@aced7439]

Hey Kevin, has Mole2 drowned?

[@gottabesandi]

That evil cackle at the end when everyone dropped into the water was Kevin’s true form.

[@naannacaroline2953]

"when do we get to the ride?" "this is the ride" "yipee!"

[@nkhelaifecteau522]

“Oh no, I’ve been tricked

[@leviperillo6988]

The psychological warfare on your park guests was just the mood to cheer me up at this moment lol

[@enderzimagination5092]

Yep, Kevin is The Grim Reaper CONFIRMED

[@trash_whisperer]

I think it would be fun to watch Kevin getting together with other KZbinrs and just having a gaming day. I like watching Kevin interact with games/other virtual players, but I'm also interested in seeing him interact with other humans in person. :D

[@dominic5658]

This makes me think kevin designed tanacon

[@phantomwarper5257]

Imagine the ticket collector at the go karts. Ticket collector: "Sorry sir you cannot leave that way, you have to leave through the exit not the entrance. " Visitor: "But I can't swim. " Ticket collector: "And I can't afford to pay my taxes. " Ticket collector: "Nows a good time to learn. "

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

*Brandon Silva has drowned!*

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

AxxL *look at the thumbnail of the video*

[@yoavmend1909]

@@AxxLAfriku wut?

[@FranklinXVI]

@@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz it is a joke

[@hudgynsasdarl6967]

Just like another SiIva recently has

[@phoenixhaynes366]

Double Ferris wheels are terrifying. It was the first time I legitimately thought “I might die on this ride” since I was 5

[@ohyeahyeahohyeahyeah3228]

Hello dear leader is mole 2 avalable to talk ?

[@04bootlegger39]

*creates park* 200 guest goal- confetti everywhere *destroys park and retires*