What happens when a bouncer has no standards?

[@CallMeKevin]

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[@rexjolles]

No.

[@dontaskjust3744]

Good job working out man.Proud of ya

[@renameagain5808]

I'm in my mums car vrum vrum

[@renameagain5808]

Just joking my mom cant drive

[@meepmeep3384]

somebody took ma spagghett

[@stardustjords4765]

“THEY WERE UNDERAGE!!!” Kevin says as you see the person’s card which clearly has 1995 printed on it

[@GreeneGamer]

Yeah, not sure what he was seeing.

[@still_your_zelda]

i mean those of us born in the 90s are still treated like teenagers...understandable

[@isleep2dream762]

Just goes to show how old he truly is

[@TheRomanAoE]

The person was under HIS age! It makes perfect sense

[@Khunkurisu]

Man I wish I was over 8 years younger than I am now... I don’t even drink so being turned away at a bar is a fair price to pay to gain a decade of life.

[@liahamilton8931]

It’s crazy how a 2D pixelated person can actually look just like Kevin.

[@crazybrownboy2696]

This comment deserves more likes

[@Gre4g]

What do you think Kevin is made out of

[@AquaJV]

@@Gre4g This comment deserves more likes

[@syncopatedglory]

me reading this before the video starts: "this ain't gonna look like him" me when the guy comes up: "LMAO HE HAS HIS HAIR"

[@silviaromeroseoane9754]

And no face

[@pungoblin9377]

The fact that the guy uses a pear phone is proof enough to me that this game takes place in the same universe as iCarly.

[@FiddlebirdBlue]

I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking it!

[@podlodialgilap3490]

or GTA V

[@GustavoGomes-nn5np]

@@podlodialgilap3490 bould to assume that gta and icarly arent in the same universe

[@aldar8240]

which, by the transitive property, means this *also* takes place in the same universe as Pawn Stars

[@InvaderBB]

@@GustavoGomes-nn5np the perfect crossover doesn’t exi-

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

I wouldn't be surprised if Kevin was a Bouncer named Bouncer with a mickey voice

[@shadowcween7890]

I would be surprised because I thought he was an Irish KZbinr with a nice voice up until that moment

[@averagegamer6831]

@@shadowcween7890 his voice is 5 octaves higher than everyone because he is from cork lol

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Bouncer With a Mickey Voice"

[@joeonyt196]

666 likes

[@LynnAgain83]

Lmao 🤣

[@Airbear237]

kevins bouncing skills went from 60 - 0 in 1 second

[@shadowcween7890]

those are some good brakes

[@aristology6912]

The reverse of a Tesla

[@runrunshaw337]

Bruh.mp3

[@korey1210]

He bonce

[@shadowcween7890]

@@runrunshaw337 Bruh.mp2

[@danielbellend]

Kevin is the only person who can do an ad without sounding like they've been taken hostage

[@NotAWomble]

Idk, he talks fast and you can tell he’s reading a script. Lol

[@_MC529]

In some of his recent ads you can clearly see the life being sucked out of him with every line🙁😔

[@coldcoffee2320]

TheRussianBadger disagrees

[@kendall8122]

clearly, you've never witnessed a sam riegel ad read on critical role

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

"I became a bouncer" So I see Kevin finally got a job at CallMe Disco

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

They play great music there *cuts to that one game Kevin played where he played at a concert*

[@VoidZeroNothing]

... _Please. Don't._ ... CallMe! At The Disco ... I hate myself. Hail our Dear Leader, Jim Pickens. And Sithis, I guess.

[@FilmsNerf2]

CallMe Disco featuring DJ Kevi

[@DespOIcito]

Rivalling the universe with all that space, fucking hell

[@dj-murlock]

@@VoidZeroNothing Jim Pickles. You're welcome.

[@Adamanth]

Don't sell yourself short now Kev', there's always someone out there with lower standards

[@humlegard-gaming]

I fell like Kevin would be like: "I want to be a bouncer" and the just buy a jumping castle and then make people pay to watch him.

[@bubblegum7046]

underrated comment

[@MariaTex3]

I'd pay to watch him have a good time just vibing in a bouncy castle

[@humlegard-gaming]

Just realised I misspelled a lot of words in my comment

[@MsLilly200]

Kevin livestream: So I got this jumpy castle. And for every dollar you donate, I will jump once in the jumpy castle. If no one donates I guess I'll just stand here staring into the camera.

[@ScorchedLavender]

@@MsLilly200 I really want to see this now

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I became a bouncer with absolutely no standards" That's usualy the Kevin way of doing things

[@therealjaidenfromjaidenmom3716]

hello arthur

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

@@therealjaidenfromjaidenmom3716 hey there mister

[@txzdo8438]

finally 2 accounts to give me the serotonin I need

[@FriesOnYt]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 i have a plan

[@Pathanlon77]

@@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 mr Morgan

[@Bekathepirate]

Day 101 of asking Kevin to play Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue

[@theredoof7535]

Error 101: not going to worl

[@thatrustygamer3877]

Yed

[@noahwurz3429]

I agree

[@gracem8477]

Yoooo I played that game 😭

[@renameagain5808]

Wow still going

[@stardustjords4765]

I think everyone’s mental health would skyrocket if Kevin did a cover of Hollaback Girl or Hit Me Baby One More Time just saying

[@cicidrawsalot5674]

That's why I keep asking for him to sing American Boy by Estelle

[@Pufdt]

OHHH YES HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

[@NecroMady]

I think we’re missing out on the fact Kevin could cover Toxic, it’d save 2021

[@cicidrawsalot5674]

@@NecroMady Kevin could cover any britney spears song and he'd probably save 2021

[@angelaoriel5912]

NOT HOLLABACK GIRL

[@noahwattel4226]

"Poundtastic sounds like a hell of a night" -Kevin

[@LynnAgain83]

😏

[@alanrigden2522]

i feel like kevin accidentally plays games with political undertones and is blind to them all

[@Somebodyelse141]

I'm sure he knows, but he's never talked about politics afaik and probably doesn't want to start

[@videogamefreak2001]

Ah yes, because the one thing I want to hear from gamers on KZbin is political undertones.

[@ryanstardust_]

@@videogamefreak2001 As long as they don't go the gamergate route I don't really think it matters

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

@@ryanstardust_ assuming that most of said gamer audience would be receptive to anti-gamergate rhetoric, they won't be.

[@xjk8977]

@@videogamefreak2001 Everyone has political opinions, and if the game has it it wont be bad to talk about it.

[@HerHollyness]

Game: Is set in January 2018 to literally make the maths as easy as possible under pressure. Kevin: Thinks that someone born in 1995 is underage and that people born in 2000 are fine. Me: 🤦‍♀️

[@HerHollyness]

@Lu M 🤦‍♀️ Please read the comment - the game is set in JANUARY 2018. Thus people born in 2000 would not yet be 18. 18 is the drinking age in the UK.

[@kopii00]

@@HerHollyness why are u taking it so seriously lol

[@WarKeineAbsicht]

@@kopii00 Why are you taking her comment so seriously? Pointing out mistakes isn't that deep

[@opheliamillward]

What if their birthday was 1st jan 2000

[@hiddenleafdrip3869]

@@opheliamillward execution

[@ciarandonoghue316]

I love how he edited in Rumble Tumble as one of the names lol

[@RemyWillard]

12:24 In case anyone wants the timestamp.

[@ciarandonoghue316]

@@RemyWillard thanks

[@RemyWillard]

You're quite welcome. :)

[@LynnAgain83]

Lol I didn't even notice that! 🤣

[@marymelancholia1838]

Dear algorithm, I love and understand this video. Recommend it to more people, pls. Kevin deserves it. 🙂

[@tacticalsocialist8060]

I too love and understand this video!

[@FrenchFries2]

What would a person do if they didn't love and understand a video?

[@LynnAgain83]

I love and understand all of Kevin's videos.

[@ArtisticallySpoken]

Things to achieve in life: - Find a stable job - Buy a nice home - Love and understand this video

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

I am the algorithm. Yeah, I have heard your prayer. Amen

[@FreddieFevens]

Omaze's charity is overshadowed by giving a car to someone, and sponsoring youtubers... Really brings into question how much is going to charity.

[@Maniacman2030]

Old post, but more than 80% is given to the people running it and their chosen staff is given "administrative costs ". Least is given to the charity itself. I don't think Kevin is malicious, but he is probably clueless and doesn't do his research.

[@AwsmAyumiiKa]

Kevin is literally the source for my addiction for this type of games. Everytime he plays a new one I haven't heard of, I instantly buy it after watching his video because he seems to have so much fun playing it that I want to join the fun, too! Damn you, jealousy!

[@AbysmalGaming]

Kevin’s videos are in a way just an ad, but they are entertaining ads.

[@rexjolles]

Kevin never fails to fail.

[@davidmackayy]

"My what a lovely craphole you've got" You've pulled Kevin, get your coat!

[@velysiaaav]

You had me at no standards. That's the Kevin we all know and love.

[@LynnAgain83]

Indeed

[@nicoffee777]

I mean, he is wearing a Twenty One Pilots shirt

[@hd4c393]

Kevin, I had a bad night and just hearing your "Hello friends!" made me happy again. Thanks for all the content you deliver. Know that it is being appreciated.

[@solserce1144]

Kevin makes me happy to

[@kanexoxo]

Same here !!

[@jdj8168]

He accepted the 40bucks but if he didn't let him in the bonus would be 60+

[@JETLAG63]

It makes me happy that one of my favourite KZbinrs was wearing a t-shirt with one of my favourite bands on it

[@mehdiahmed7836]

Kevin is so good at being bad at every game He plays it's honestly impressive

[@ESCEra13]

Day 320 of asking Kevin to play the Kim Kardashian mobile game

[@moronicidiot529]

Almost a year homie 😔😔 doing the job no one could

[@nopeya58]

I would also like this. I hope more people like this comment so he knows.

[@daosof]

@@nopeya58 I’m sure he knows and some day he will play it. He just isn’t impressed with the number of days yet.

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

with chaos mod :)

[@chatae9599]

Almost a year, the dedication is well respected

[@pedrostormrage]

I don't know if it's clear from the video, but this is a game about an European citizen living in a post-Brexit UK. Also, "#112" (at 16:52) is read as "number 112" (in this context, "#" is being used as a number sign).

[@Sophia-gz5wr]

kevin: talking about important things and fast cars me: oh twenty one pilots

[@willis32]

Kevins voice selection is literally just "Liverpool" 1:19

[@jcubo63]

Love and good vibes to all the regulars and new people ❤️ thank you for watching

[@cowboyanxiety]

your icon terrifies me on a visceral level, but thank you you too!

[@LynnAgain83]

❤️

[@LuperisNone]

16:09 Professor Layton music starts playing

[@babyaloud]

"they were underage!!" looks like kevin needs glasses.

[@user-cg8iz8md1t]

I've been going through alot mentally and I'm still not good but kev you helped me and still are....you're amazing thanks

[@sianblack3042]

honestly whenever kevin get sponsored i always check them out cus i’m so glad that brands recognize my favorite youtuber :)

[@solserce1144]

Right. that and i just want to see kevin eat a potato

[@LynnAgain83]

Same here!

[@tomjames94]

"Poundtastic!!" sounds like a hell of a night" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@BjenTheBlaster]

"I'm sorry, Omaze is not available in your location" oh wow, glad I could help

[@SirXer]

This is unironically one of my favorite games, and I love the song by Da Tooby haha

[@jacksim5759]

there are dozens of us! also the DLC where you play as the owner of the first pub and try to romance a dog

[@tobyautomotive]

Never thought I would have a car ad on Kevin’s channel... Loving this channel more and more

[@goblin7480]

Kevin is a great bouncer! Very kid-friendly! 5/5 stars.

[@neonbunnies9596]

13:56 Actually Kevin, you get a set amount (like £2) for every extra person you let in

[@balintvasvari7573]

I loved the 'Brexit- dystopia' setting of this game

[@Kaybug150]

Two years later, I wonder who - if anyone - got the car. LOL.

[@thebluehat6814]

6 months later and it's widely known that all of the money from that "charity" was pocketed lmfao. not a single cent has ever been donated

[@andreteapot5758]

Holy crap Kevin just blasted through that sponsor

[@evewillis4920]

My other half and Iwere both shocked when it said Yeovil, Somerset because we are from there and it looks exactly like that! Even down to club neo and poundtastic!

[@AR-ti2vn]

I love this game and it's so much fun to watch Kevin absolutely destroy it

[@moviemonster98]

The get £2500 by the end of the month or get deported part is such a big mood as a non EU citizen in Europe lol. Residency permit renewal time sucks :(

[@ChronicNewb]

“Oh no she’s wearing different clothes and that’s all I have to go by” Me, with autism: finally a game that understands me

[@lynnk_xvii]

"Looks like we begin in tragedy" - Kevin says as the game starts in Yeovil, Somerset Literally the town I live in and that's accurate.

[@Harrynill26]

Yeah that’s my home town. And I’m not far from it 😂

[@miabond5198]

😂😂😂😂 I live nearby too

[@Im.an.alien.dont.get.probed]

Every time I have a bad day I watch your videos and it makes me feel better you're really funny keep up the great work

[@josephmatthewspearsslade8900]

Knowing a situation like this - I'd rather remain calm and collected, rather than just YOLO'ing the entire thing. I mean, the fuzz has already gotten me under watch as I speak, and so I'd take extra caution. No bribes, either - remember, I could go to Supermax at any moment in this chaos.

[@ImJustJorts]

I'm sorry but the shirt made me so excited I LOVE Twenty One Pilots 😅

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

1:17 I like how we're from Birmingham, which you know, is nothing like Cork at all

[@surinamejim393]

All of these comments are just "Day X of asking Kevin to play Y"

[@KuueenKumi]

11:06 Sims 2 Kevin every time he checks the mailbox

[@MomotheToothless]

Damn, this game exudes so much papers please energy.

[@JeztheNull3467]

2yrs later & I see that Kevin also enjoys Twenty One Pilots |-/ My life is complete ❤

[@TheFreakinX]

Never understood why an expired ID wasn't good enough for shit like this. Like... Im still the same age.

[@NFFCMod]

Just for legal reasons and insurance stuff dude, it is dumb but yeah...

[@NotThatJonesShow]

This is like less depressing Papers Please

[@romarudarkeyes]

Papers Please was at least based in a fictional country...

[@NotThatJonesShow]

@@romarudarkeyes debatable on that how many countries dissolved at the fall of the Soviet union

[@ambertasniem7245]

kevin yet again causing me mental damage with his twenty one pilots tshirt

[@krizdow757]

6:46 Kevin: How can I resist an offer such as this ?

[@hazabaza4120]

Did anybody else think he was joking about the tesla at the start

[@SEMPH]

Please, keep making these videos. You make my evenings special. Always having a laugh.

[@commandercat10]

Dude I just got this game for like 3 bucks because it was on sale. I really like the sound track

[@iWestyn]

Lol "Oh you wanna bribe me? Go on in." had me rolling when i heard that.

[@coyragon96]

Nice that you played this, I got it for 2 dollers on Nintendo switch

[@PaulA-yw6lx]

Course I'll be around tomorrow and/or for your next video, your videos always makes me smile!

[@KenanVonKaiser]

1:05 To Skip Ad!

[@elfynwilliams1280]

Twenty One Pilots Dropping a New Album soon, YOU KEEN KEV? :3

[@agiar2000]

I loved this game! I got the game, the soundtrack, and the expansion "One Love", and I had a whale of a time. There is so much more to see in this game, and the story is so charming. I hope you get a chance to meet some more of the colourful characters!

[@vasilerosca4038]

Whats the name of the game ? "Bouncer" ?

[@agiar2000]

@@vasilerosca4038 The name is "Not Tonight". I read that a sequel set in America is in the works! I am excited for it.

[@vasilerosca4038]

@@agiar2000 thanks mate i liked this game instantly because it reminded me of papers please i enjoyed a lot that game

[@agiar2000]

@@vasilerosca4038 You're welcome! I loved "Papers, Please", too! 😁

[@jenniferdef3070]

idk why im watching this rly, youtube fucked up so the thumbnail was the penguins from madagascar so i naturally clicked it and now im watching this lol

[@CoombseyTraction]

That's a pretty accurate representation of Yeovil to be fair.

[@tombarnes4980]

Very surprised to see Yeovil pop up

[@CoombseyTraction]

@@tombarnes4980 And me 😁

[@rubeeverno9062]

I love how Kevin plays games and he's like "gimme any job!" Then proceeds to feck up said job😂

[@lucyread]

Day 29 of asking Kevin to use the hunger game simulator.

[@Queenofdeathandevil9]

"We begin in tragedy." What a perfect way to summarise everyone who grew up in Yeovil.

[@cult_of_ari]

I'm convinced that Kevin is more of a menace than a bouncer

[@arshavin23_]

Why does this remind me of papers please 😂

[@FrenchFries2]

If you were a bouncer Kevin you'd let a 4 year old in to the club.

[@aznperson8]

12:25 I think RT heard Country Roads being sung in the video and swung on by.

[@sapphogrove5242]

the notification cut of and I just saw a "bouncer with abs" and I was like 👀👀👀👀 kevinnnnnn😏

[@garrysorensen9087]

The bar called "the kings head" is a reference to the song "the king welcomes you to Avatar country". And love it 🤣

[@williamb8691]

kevin is a bouncer at Jim's Bar so jim can get more people to paint

[@mynamelastname7642]

Kevin has the tesla drip😳😳😳

[@hotboxhenry]

dear kevin, we all love you and your videos. thank you 👍❤

[@annettedd2763]

Turg is love turg is life

[@vee5941]

the twenty one pilots shirt makes me crazy happy

[@jo-zz9gc]

I WAS LOOKING FOR A TØP COMMENT YESSSS

[@vee5941]

@@jo-zz9gc YESSSS It just makes me so happy Kevin likes them, he’s worn their Merch in a lot of videos

[@Asbromovic]

The best thing about Kevin is how he chooses the worst options in games, for me. He does exactly what I would do in every video game. I could watch this all day and have been for years.

[@kklondikke9019]

Is this by the same people who did papers please?

[@CiaraOSullivan1990]

It definitely has a very Papers Please vibe to it

[@molly.ramsay]

Accurate depiction of Yeovil 🤣

[@miabond5198]

😂😂😂

[@michailkwasky9605]

I'm here just to enjoy Kevin's content Keep scrollin'

[@LupeeSpirit]

Omg please play more of this!

[@MattMann-cr2nj]

I was here when this was called 'I became a bouncer with no standards'

[@LaurenTheorist]

Oh yeah! I fell asleep watching this (just overtired, not cause it was boring or anything) and the title has changed in my sleep. 😂 I liked the original better. 🤷‍♀️

[@JDMar0810]

I love how Kevin doesn't give any answer to WHAT game he's playing LOL I wanna play this what is this

[@rayzahblayd]

It's called Not Tonight. It's on Steam. I hope this helps 🙏 😊

[@notional7983]

kevin is so much of an enjoyable person that i dont skip the sponsor ad

[@wyattflannery2488]

That sponsor is OMAZING

[@chicken_foodsdinnertime]

Jesus Christ I put on this video to watch something funny and the trailer for dear Evan Hansen came on, I watched it all, and after having my heart strings pulled from my throat, I hear, “Hey there friends how’s it going” and I can’t tell if I’m laughing from the contrast or crying that a sad moment is followed by Kelvin’s wonderful voice

[@birdblackbird4766]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@supershrimp9274]

Day 112 of asking Kevin to play SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab

[@wikiiiiii98]

so this game is set in my town, yeovil, and the club neo is an actual club here. this is hilarious

[@miabond5198]

🤣 I live nearby too