Calm Your Wumpas - Crash Bandicoot & His Ladies

[@hc9kt367]

Everyone knows Crash is into boxes

[@TheRoboFilmsComedy]

Boxes are hoes, he smashes so many

[@twinkiesmaster69]

Hellicat don't make fun of his boxsexuallty!!!

[@thebandanadee8265]

Hellicat Nah, hes into WUMPA FRUIT.

[@LordTchernobog]

and napping

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Fun fact: On the Japanese version of the first Crash game there’s a bonus song that had a scene in it where Crash dry humped a wumpa fruit. I’m not making this up

[@Megumi_Bandicoot]

They didn't call themselves "Naughty Dog" for no reason. ;)

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Haha, good one!

[@hana_belle_]

HAHA epic laugh

[@owlnerd8288]

megumi that hilarious

[@DAEMONMUSICOFFICIAL]

@Николай Русев well you liked your own comment so...

[@yellowgetbright]

Why are you in EVERY SINGLE Cash Banooca video's comment sections?

[@roypacheco8504]

''Are those real?"- Dr. Neo Cortex- 2004

[@TheRealDylanator]

Correction, the blank stare Crash gives in the twinsanity storyboard means nothing, it's just the default blank face they put on him to make him look stupid.

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Possible!

[@TheRealDylanator]

I'm well aware of all of this, I think you replied to the wrong comment because nowhere I mention Tawna

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

TheRealDylanator Yes, yes I did. Imma delet this now.

[@slingshotkurt8474]

Are those real?, MOTHER!?

[@micshork]

I personally don't consider Tawna Leaving Crash for Pinstripe Canon since they were essentially forced to do that.

[@ThePawnShopHero]

They were forced to remove the character indeed, but however they would explain Tawna's departure inside the Crash universe was pretty much up to them.

[@micshork]

@Ruthless Attitude Entertainment Boom Bang is no longer Canon, especially with how to was received.

[@LordProteus]

I kinda wish they would do something more with Evil Coco. Possibly as part of a game which features reverse alignment versions of all the characters where Evil Crash, Coco, Crunch and AkuAku are the villains, acting as mirrors to Cortex and co. Evil Coco = Neo Cortex (the scientist and inventor) Evil Crash = N. Gin (the assistant and go-to guy) Crunch = Tiny Tiger (the muscle and the enforcer) AkuAku = UkaUka (the boss) If they continue doing remakes, they should keep Tawna with Crash and give her more screen-time as a full-time character, possibly giving her some kind of skill which would allow her to contribute to the gameplay.

[@LogicalMarcochip]

*Lord Proteus* In Crash 2 N.Tranced for the GBA you fight Coco and Crunch who got turned evil. You also fight Fake Crash as Crash's evil counterpart.

[@bigboychris446]

Lord Proteus It would be cool if Fake Crash was a boss in the game and it would be one of "those" battles

[@foodham3277]

yeah would be find to play as Tawna, but i can't think of anything she could do other than punch lab assitants

[@girlweird833]

I want the return of evil coco

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Likewise!

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

random thought though.... would it be incest if he tried something with Evil Coco?

[@ThePawnShopHero]

I think so!

[@FGenthusiast0052]

weird girl well, if they want points in Japan, wincest is the way to go i guess

[@joaoprata100]

ME TOOOO

[@RoseSupreme]

Anyone here came to this video when Tawna and the Trophy Girls were made playable in CTR Nitro-Fueled?

[@Vandarte_translator]

Where did you het that profile pic? 7u7

[@Herobrine....]

Can't wait for Twinsantiy to be remastered with cut content.

[@MemesToa]

Probs why Crash didn't have any relationships past Tawna: Her sudden parting for Pinstripe not only damaged his self-confidence, but likely destroyed any trust in women in a romantic sense, thinking that they'd be just as likely to leave him as Tawna did. But that's just my thought on it. What do you guys think? Why do you think Crash never had a girlfriend after Tawna?

[@ThePawnShopHero]

I like your thought!

[@speedslider3913]

He's a bandicoot who pelvic thrusts. You think he'd go through complex emotions and trust?

[@MemesToa]

Tire Fire Well why can't he? We already know that he's been hit at least once by the Evolvo-Ray, then placed in the Cortex Vortex(This is what made Ripper Roo insane, yes, but it also made him hyper-intelligent). Thus, it's possible that Crash could have near-human brain functions.

[@speedslider3913]

He would never go through that because he's a mascot. Mario's isn't going to say "it's not you, Peach, it's me.".

[@MemesToa]

So...Because he's a mascot, he's not allowed to have any form of personality or emotion?

[@danibrent3068]

They think they got rid of Tawna because she was "inappropriate", and made up the dumb "oh she just went off with pinstripe" (which makes no sense that she would go with him because he was associated with Cortex.) so it seemed like there was a reason. It was so cute seeing her and crash together in the N-Sane Trilogy, they made her seem so lovable and tough, whilst still being hot like before. I hope she stays with Crash in further games. (Though I can kinda see it like a Forrest Gump kind of thing where after leaving they later realize that they still miss each other and that no one else compares, just minus the aids, drugs, and Jenny's unlikability by fans)

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Good comment man, thank you!

[@YourCrazyDolphin]

Butt Steal Quite ironically she was removed for the opposite reason- you might've noticed the concept art was quite extreme compared to her appearance in game and that was their intent- they wanted something loke Jessica and Roger Rabbit. Only they had to tone down that design to what you see in the games now, so after feeling disappointed with the first game she was just dropped entirely.

[@foodham3277]

also didn't Japan want a cuter female side character? wasn't that why Coco became a thing?

[@Eza_yuta]

If the developers made a dump statement or jokes about what happened, is that still considered as a canon behind story?

[@alphabluu]

Butt Steal welp, Tawna is in CTR: Nitro Fueled

[@RoseSupreme]

In a CTR remake, I'd like to see more playable characters like Tawna and the Trophy Girls.

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Agreed!

[@PolarisCastillo]

Rose Supreme and Komodo Moe and Koala Kong!

[@Thedarksenshi]

Nitrus Brio, can't forget Brio!

[@RoseSupreme]

DEFINITELY Koala Kong. So underrated... ...what about Rilla Roo? **brick'd**

[@royal1015]

I would rather have Pasadena and Nina instead of those sex symbols

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Tfw a psychotic mutated marsupial that has a vocal range limited to wow and wah has gotten multiple girlfriends and you haven’t had a single one

[@Gat720Dua]

I know it was a different time but jeeze those trophy girls. They have those badly drawn anime eyes.

[@foodham3277]

sadly Americans trying to make anime and anime itself was cool then... and people say modern cartoons are bad.

[@Gat720Dua]

Well I don't know about that. Back then there some bad examples but now I think things got better. But that's not the point, the point is those girls are fugly! XP

[@foodham3277]

oh yeah for sure, not sure whats worse, ugly anime bandicoot or poorly done CGI kids shows

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

Good thing their Nitro-Fueled designs don't have those big anime eyes anymore

[@causedgalaxy1018]

4:11 *Are those real!?* LMAO

[@EmilXOM]

I remember back in the day there was a screensaver image on the crash bandicoot website, where he's in a big bed with the CTR girls. I'm not kidding, this shit was real.

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Whoa, that's bizarre!

[@EmilXOM]

Yeah, I wish I could find it archived somewhere, it was 3D rendered like official promotional art and everything. The old Crash website was terminated long ago though, and the wayback machine didn't help me much.

[@thejedisonic67]

Always knew what made Crash one step ahead of Mario. Whereas Mario is a peppy good boy who waits for years just for a kiss, Crash is a real man, getting two steps ahead and getting all the girls he wants.

[@foodham3277]

he needed a rebound

[@jomarcenter]

Try to check and/or contact The Lost Media wiki probably they can help track down the image in question since it is a official art.

[@Ninjaheiro]

Deep down, I bet Nina has a crush on crash. Lol

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Haha, right!?

[@RWBYraikou888]

I mean, they were a tagteam in the DS version of Crash of the Titans. -Which not only has Dingodile, but also plays like the original 3 Crash games.-

[@TheKitty699]

oh god...the fanart

[@Clean.Eastwood]

DUDE I used to think the same when I was 12 :D

[@foodham3277]

well that could be why she wanted to see him kiss in mind over mutant and why Coco hates her so much (doubt a good bandicoot like Coco would want an evil chick hurting Crash)

[@javis88h]

Cortex finding out his mother works at a brothel/cabaret club... Priceless

[@DrGandW]

5:50 What is that sad Crash dance from That's amazing

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Hey man! I couldn't trace the source of it, but it's called "crash bandicoot sad dance"

[@spiderfan2003]

i never thought of crash as a women man

[@Krillos]

The real reason why Tawna was removed after CB1 is due to the complaints from Universal Interactive about her being too inappropriate for a family game and was thought to be a "sexual themed character" for mature audiences and Naughty Dog removed her from the series because they were not happy with her forced redesign, as she did not closely resemble their original intentions. What was their original intentions, you may wonder? According to the production bible for CB1, it reveals that she is supposed to be a more courageous and capable character than just being a damsel in distress. And don't bother saying "because manga says so", because that is not considered to be canon. They took that inconsistency and twisted it into a cruel joke for the manga adaptation. They only did their own continuity without anyone's consent. Shame on you, TPSH, for neglecting mentioning this.

[@ThePawnShopHero]

There is a difference between real life circumstances and the explanation for them within the universe. It happens similarly in TV shows or movie franchises, when a production company, for instance, does not agree terms with the actor due to a financial disagreement or whatever it may be and then within the universe of their show they "kill off" the character, saying he "died" or "left the country" or whatever else could have happened. Similar case here, in real life it was indeed the fact that she was considered a little inappropriate visually, so it was best to cut her out. But to somehow justify that within the universe, Naughty Dog made up a tale that she went to Pinstripe. This was picked up by the comic book creator and included in the Manga, as well as years later in Crash Boom Bang. By far we have not seen her reappear with anyone else, so currently we can't draw any other conclusions to her in-game existence other than what ND originally told us. That's what my "it remains widely accepted and canonical to this day" remark means. My apologies if I didn't clarify this well enough.

[@mikesalvucci4652]

@Krillos I agree with you, I've been a crash bandicoot fan for 24 years and I still consider crash & tawna still canon, I never believe in the pinstripe and tawna nonsense that's garbage, I always keep my faith in crash and tawna

[@humiddanny1212]

"Are those real?" Cortex is my fucking idol now

[@BrolyLSSJ01]

"I'm... not thirsty..." I died.

[@mohammedmazen273]

Can you make a video about evil coco? Really want to know more about this character

[@ThePawnShopHero]

I'll see what I can do, but I'm afraid there's too little info!

[@JohnSmithson999]

I love these videos. Keep up the good stuff.

[@ThePawnShopHero]

I greatly appreciate it, John!

[@locxlsxdsxck5171]

1:35 Um... You do know the whole "Tawna dumps Crash for Pinstripe" thing is only japan's version of her disappearance in the franchise and the comics aren't canon, right?

[@foodham3277]

i think Crash still misses Tawna but doesn't really understand why so he "moves on" and trys to get with other women but apart of him feels guilty for doing so.

[@chadartist.9925]

The Nitro squad deserve more appearances just like how Tawna does

[@Anon-mu8re]

0:54 Once A Wise Black Business Man Said. *_Stop It, Get Some Help._*

[@angrygarbanzo5436]

Crash had a manga, WITH MULTIPLE CHAPTERS?!

[@pwndkake3980]

1:05 I just barely noticed after alll my life that the super Mario world map is a map of the world

[@hyperwaffles8591]

Nobody can replace Tawna in my heart ;(

[@ssbbbest]

Though I enjoy the video had to correct you on your statement of Crash barely knowing Tawna, as it's stated that Tawna is his girlfriend implying that they were in a relationship prior to events of the original Crash Bandicoot. Great video none the less.

[@thenowhereman573]

"Ugh, what's wrong with those people?" Internet or otp anyone? I choose Internet

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Thank you for enlightening me!

[@conman087]

Crash cheating on tawna with the air I mean he humps the air!

[@RTalks_7]

Yo keep this up you will hit 1m subscribers

[@ahmdsalih3909]

Of course he will

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Enormous thank you!

[@drewblackmatter6669]

Crash has a girlfriend and her name is lady wumpa fruit

[@Nonaud83]

Ok I want the Evil Coco skin for CTR Nitro Fueled xD

[@JomasterTheSecond]

Crash is a pimp. CONFIRMED.

[@Adam-cj2jg]

I thought the manga wasn't canon and the pinstripe thing was just made up instead of admitting that parents complained about tawna being overly sexual 😂

[@deceseze]

crash bandicoot WILL fuck and WON'T STOP fucking unless we take matters into our own hands

[@royal1015]

If it's up to me to choose love interest for Crash , I would choose Pasadena . I believe that she is the best choice for Crash with her lovely design and personality . The other girls and especially Tawna are just sex symbols with dull personalities . Coco , Nina and Pasadena are the only good females in Crash B. games .

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Interesting thought!

[@royal1015]

Thank you , I hope you don't take my comment as a hate on Tawna and race girls , I just find their characters lack of many elements and very limited potential , not mention being 6 feets limits them more . While Coco , Nina and Pasadena hold more potential and have wider appeal for the audience .

[@BradynNewcomer]

If Bandiboy becomes a thing, I would buy it.

[@MrMister681]

Crash N' Bash that ass

[@foodham3277]

well twin sanity has me to believe his an ass men (even though Tawna is more so top heavy than ass women)

[@zachhardy432]

MrMister681 you naughty dog.

[@superluigiplayz8462]

Tawna was based off of Jessica Rabbit.

[@BaltaBueno]

I love how this video sounds like it takes itself seriously. Liked and subscribed!

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Thank you so much for the support!

[@crashbandicoot9898]

The Pawn Shop Hero Awesome work :D I Really Love your Crash Bandicoot Theory :) Its Very Good.

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Thank you so much man!

[@crashbandicoot9898]

The Pawn Shop Hero Your welcome Bro :D Awesome work :D

[@404TVfr]

1) As long as it's fictional, it's okay. 2) This reminds me of the top 10 hottest Sonic characters, so cringe-inducing...!

[@robotrannicthesurprisingly9085]

*i now shall revive this comment with my necromancy powers* it may be cringe inducing but we still watch them why? because we enjoy pain

[@ToastyMann]

4:04 I feel disgusted for not playing Twinsanity

[@taliwave1946]

The intro tho XD

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Haha!

[@squidbombproductions1106]

When someone calls me furry buns, I know I'm in for a wild night

[@Chevycamaroman317]

Passidina is the best

[@Clownbelt-u2s]

That wasn't frozen yogurt, that was shaved ice! It's a mistranslation. I think.

[@Vitoamiibo]

Crash Twinsanity is insanely underrated

[@DarkShadow-pe6ud]

Liz Ashford approved having such a thing written because it's a joke, unlike today, people weren't as sensible back in the day, and little jokes didn't offended them.

[@clownymoosebean]

TFW Crash will never pump his wumpa juice into Tawna's bandicooter.

[@SeggyCute]

Risking his bottom? Watch that profanity!

[@CoolDudeClem]

Coco was allways the one for me, sure I know she's Crash's sister but dam, I had such a crush on her when I was a kid!

[@fredyrodriguez8881]

Crashes real love Whumpa fruits Edit: also I wonder if they’re real and what they taste like

[@StuD44]

OMG your videos are so cool. Also, where did you get that SlipSlide Icecapades beta clip from?

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Thank you so much! I borrowed it from my old bud DigitalMasterpieces

[@williampulfer-melville8536]

I never understood why Tawna. Left Crash for two other mutants who tried to kill him Pinstripe Potoroo and Dingodile

[@Crashbmaster0]

I hope they retcon out the notion that Tawna left crash for pinstripe. Like seriously that's a downgrade. Crash kicked his ass and she goes for the mobster? I mean Crash lives on an Island and has access to a beach. WTF?

[@TheSonicHybrid13]

Dang my man crash bandicoot got all the trophy girls falling for him

[@TheAngelmisa]

It's UNCANON and bs that Tawna dumped Crash. Tawna never dumped Crash.

[@huntsmanomx8027]

The theories behind Tawna amaze me. She served the purpose of being the damsel in distress that provided some goal to play the game besides saving the world from Cortex because we were morally obligated. Dropping her from the series after was fine, even a good thing. Coco added much more to the franchise as her role as the sister than Tawna likely would have as the damsel who keeps finding distress. Honestly, I think they found the Crash franchise to be all too simple to try and factor in a complex plot with character development. Naughty Dog can write a hell of a screen play if their future titles had anything to say about it (Jak & Daxter, Uncharted, Last of Us...) and Crash just doesn't need it.

[@royal1015]

Agree Coco did serve this franchise way better than Tawna honerable mentions for good females : Nina and Pasadena

[@DevilZukin7]

Ara Bandicoot is not Evil Coco ;_;

[@ThePawnShopHero]

I understand. The context of the drawing is what I was looking for

[@ajxx9987]

Ara bandicoot?

[@LordTchernobog]

mati :3 yeah... an OC. Thank me later

[@justsegal6578]

These videos are amazing! Nice job!

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Immense thanks!!

[@justsegal6578]

No problem! Keep up the great work!

[@Adam-cj2jg]

Truth is: Fake Crash is the real Chad who got all the trophy girls hence they disappeared after CTR. Crash is just an incel busy saving the world

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

Dude, that look he gave Evil Coco is the same look he always has

[@owenveon467]

Good thing tauna came back for the best crash game What the n sane trilogy no Crash boom bang

[@GojiraSteve2019]

I guess crash was not into possums though that look he gave when he saw the evil version of his sister did make me question on his thoughts at the time

[@ThePortalDark]

Twana is not based on Pamela Anderson but Jessica Rabbit

[@kennethkay7226]

I thought crash was married to Ding Dong

[@renegade1298]

*_furry buns_*

[@DarkFrozenDepths]

Wouldn't be surprised if Nina Cortex tries to jump into the fray...

[@AlpineerTrue]

Are those real

[@superbubsymariobobcat1097]

tha Manga isnt cannon, Tawna still loved Crash after the first game

[@logant6630]

Evil Coco should make a return (INSERT LENNY FACE HERE)

[@neocortex5758]

i love your videos,keep the good work

[@ThePawnShopHero]

And I really thank you for watching!

[@keshiaanders6452]

Luckily, Tawna does come back, but with a new design that's got fans mixed. I may not be a huge Crash fan, but I personally like Tawna's new design & personality in the new game. At least she's not inspired by a talentless bimbo, and I like her & Crash's relationship better now. In fact, Crash & new Tawna (in my opinion) pull the fun guy & serious girl couple trope much better than Sonic & Sally from SatAm & Archie comics.

[@naggu1243]

Good job

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Thank you!

[@Renopus]

Crash Bandicoot doin harlem shake at start lmao

[@TrippieVixen]

Ummmm,at 5:06 That isnt Evil Coco...That is Ara Bandicoot,someone's oc who is on deviantart,and stuff..^^;

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Yup, I'm aware, haha. I just needed a slightly controversial image of that sort to prove my point. Thank you though!

[@TrippieVixen]

The Pawn Shop Hero Oh,okay,and you're welcome

[@franciscoperalta5413]

0:23 I can see 2 big reasons why more people owned a PS1 More like 6.

[@Claous]

OH SHIT!!!!!!

[@hithummah]

me ghoo mee as a weeaboo, that hurts my ears

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Teach me the true way, oh sensei! PS: But in reality, I'm not too familiar with Japanese names. Sorry about that bud

[@kaelisprime9087]

Why did she go with Pinstripe? I know most of the bosses after 1 redeemed themselves but really, Pinstripe was the guy who was working for the guy who had Tawna in captivity. Sure, by gones can be by gones but seriously, the guy has his own gun is ligitimitly crazy

[@weed75black35]

You should've included the incest joke from Twinsanity in this video

[@navitathepinkreindeeryoshi1009]

Wait, Crash is a corndog? I thought he was a mutated (and very prone to woahing) bandicoot!

[@keshiaanders6452]

He said "horn dog", as a h**ny dog.

[@kevinfelten9059]

CRASH BANDICOOT MEAN TWAWA V2"5 2021)😃😃

[@dagomoczia2086]

How did you get N.Oxide as a playable racer? :O

[@ThePawnShopHero]

I borrowed footage from a fellow KZbin user, but it is possible by using GameShark or something of that sort.

[@Windows98R]

"in fact I open them wider"

[@blekiscooler]

Can you do a video on what you think about the Crash Bandicoot 1 bosses please? (Not featuring Cortex)

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Thank you for the suggestion!

[@blekiscooler]

No problem! :)

[@ahmdsalih3909]

Can you make a video about crash twinsanity remixes or CTR remixes

[@ahmdsalih3909]

If you want and I love your video

[@ThePawnShopHero]

Big thanks for the support Ahmd!

[@ahmdsalih3909]

The Pawn Shop Hero ^_^ THINK YOU I'M SO HAPPY

[@tixiecool2979]

The bigning of the video already made me luagh so hard

[@Brucifer2]

Ami is best bandicoot.

[@MrSai-mn8wz]

AGREE

[@mc.coolguythetheoryguythat5249]

"Mother?" - Cortex

[@ShadeMeadows]

Hot Furry Babes!

[@philipottey7723]

deviantart called, they want their originality from 2007 and 2008 back.

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Crash Bandicoot for adults? That's a pretty good idea.

[@lovelyteasimmer9390]

Me"Gumi" green hair... ok... this is Gumi Megpoid.