Calorie Mate Taste Test | Metal Gear Solid 3

[@Nathan-Croft]

I wouldn't rely on Big bosse's taste since he eats spider, frogs, snakes ect.

[@orangesticker8027]

Yeah but he always says how good or bad the food is; Spiders, some frogs and snakes are not that great

[@mbrillon765]

I've heard that some snakes taste really good

[@jacobwoolf2010]

Ive been through SERE school. You learn to love eating snakes and frogs

[@jacobwoolf2010]

@@Nathan-Croft you can I actually eat any non venomous snake I kill on my property now... Just feels like a waste if i dont

[@michaelandreipalon359]

I trust Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia though (though she's friends with frogs and she eats only insects).

[@killroy814]

I wish amazon still sold the calorie mate drinks. The one time I bought those the japanese guy who sent it wrote a nice letter.

[@ocdman3910]

So nice! What did he say?😃

[@condeandrew5745]

What did he saaaaay

[@magnaesca165]

Don't leave us in suspense.

[@CrazyJeff_]

Funny thing is, Calorie Mate wasn't around until 1983. 19 years after MGS3 took place, lol.

[@InkRibbon]

The magic of product placement deals

[@CrazyJeff_]

@@InkRibbon Seems to be a thing in Kojima games, like Monster Energy Drink in Death Stranding :)

[@mbrillon765]

TIME PARADOX

[@michaelandreipalon359]

They might be military products at first before civilian consumption. Same goes for M&Ms during World War II. Either that or good ol' Multiverse Theory.

[@MrAsaqe]

@@michaelandreipalon359 In this case, the Philosphers sank a lot of money to Otsuka to push it out the military as a way to deal with the complaints about field rations and meeting vitamin intake because the stuff in nam was much left to be desired

[@damienlombana2354]

I can't stop laughing in this video. Seeing you crawl on the floor like snake. That's commitment lol

[@gonorreascomunistas7942]

Hahahaha me too ...really a good animation and the sounds haaa

[@Demigod_3scrub]

Yeah it is ! Lol

[@radekmediauk]

Yes, very funny.

[@creepypastakain5100]

I've always wondered what those Resident Evil T-virus energy drinks taste like lol always seem them on Amazon but never bought any

[@InkRibbon]

Oh yeah I forgot about those. I don't drink energy drinks but I can give it a try

[@moonsdonut5188]

I wonder if they will make C-virus(Corona) energy drink

[@ste887]

cheap dollar/poundstore energy drink, the really low budget ones

[@erikmartinez6195]

Don’t do it you could turn into a zombie or something worse.

[@moonsdonut5188]

@@erikmartinez6195 yeah I could turn you in a woke soyboy that complains about everything that's far worse than a zombie 😂😂

[@KennyKakes1]

I love this video. My entire childhood I always wanted to know what the heck these look like. All I had to go off was Eva calling it "like a cookie". I was very surprised to see not only two separate wrappers inside the box, but also two shortbread longbois in each wrapper. I thought the whole thing was a big square cookie!

[@realstreetjesus1953]

Bro same, never knew what it was like. Just had the chocolate one though, it was surprisingly not bad.

[@maneoj46]

I just bought a 3 pack and thought itd be like a KitKat bar or something. Despite that, not disappointed at all.

[@Alhawaii1]

“Ugh.... that’s HORRIBLE!!!”

[@JabAtLife]

agreed

[@25izengard]

This was awesome, especially the little MGS segments when picking up the Calorie Mates

[@valkyriesgaming1808]

"I want some more!" Edit: lol you actually said it

[@michaelandreipalon359]

I just read this at the SAME TIME he said it. Seriously.

[@Demigod_3scrub]

Yeah lol

[@lukahmei2000]

3:49

[@travisometimes3126]

When Kai said “I don’t like chocolate 🍫 “ some of us knew our chances went out the window lmao

[@MALAY_TENGU]

This is the first time I heard people didn't like chocolate

[@sharkiealami7817]

AMER INTENSIFIES I don’t like chocolate too

[@drkinferno72]

Gay joke?

[@rustyfisher2081]

Chocolate makes me so damn thirsty, i need two water bottles to get through a hershey bar and still feel hydrated

[@perfect.stealth]

And your Hayter impression is spot on

[@buzzakina]

2:06 "Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the click of grabbing the Calorie Mate keeps alerting the guards!"

[@KOTEBANAROT]

Colonel wasnt in MGS3, Major Zero was

[@buzzakina]

@@KOTEBANAROT its a meme format

[@Foxxie0kun]

According to Para-Medic, Calorie Mate was popular among models trying to watch their figure by counting calories. Considering Big Boss is a LOT more physically active than most everyone else, it makes sense that Big Boss would need a truckload of Calorie Mate to sustain his active lifestyle.

[@tailsgarcia6727]

Your expression when you spoke about the flan flavor before you tried them gave me life. Sorry it wasn't actually flan.

[@EternallyEve]

"I hear birds" ah yes, the CalorieMate's secret ability; having Big Boss' heightened sense of hearing.

[@roxannepaine2600]

Or Ink Ribbon just had ADD/ADHD.

[@spacecat8748]

The headband, Snake voice acting, music and item pick up scenes... this video is 10/10

[@Fasteur29]

Kai plays David Hayter really well

[@LukeyD88]

Holy crap, CalorieMate is a real product? I WANT SOME MORE!! (That’s the only Big Boss phrase I can think of that matches my sentence)

[@KOTEBANAROT]

For some reason Kojima loves using food product placement in his games, Peace Walker had Mountain Dew and Doritos, Snake told Raiden to get Egg McMuffin sandwich in a commercial, etc

[@St_Rizla]

@@KOTEBANAROT if it were an American made series, everyone would deride them for product placement but since its metal gear it gets a pass for some reason lol

[@rustyfisher2081]

I never cared about product placement, especially when it's ridiculous like this lol

[@sashafocaccia3409]

The timing of this video couldn't be more perfect. I recently played through MGS3 for my first time, and I also ordered one off of Amazon to see if it was as good as Big Boss depicted them to be. On top of that, mine will be arriving the same day as this video being posted! Crazy coincidence

[@gonorreascomunistas7942]

you must play metal gear 4 toó... :)

[@randomgod6371]

Mgs saga is a piece of art

[@gonorreascomunistas7942]

@@randomgod6371 You say it .... :)

[@adammichaeltartsah2333]

As original as content gets. Thanks for this man.

[@striderreborn1467]

There is a Resident Evil Umbrella Energy drink called 'Anti-Virus" though I don't know if it's still around.

[@gonorreascomunistas7942]

Maybe can be usefull for COVID19_???? :)

[@cap1841]

@@gonorreascomunistas7942 lol 😂

[@donjefe409]

Awesome , David hayter as snake impression 👍👍👍

[@philippeaugustomiranda6631]

Your channel quickly turned into one of my favorites. I really enjoy how different your content is every now and then, plus, RE and MGS are awesome!

[@unknown5000X]

This guy could be the next Solid Snake

[@danizoar]

Interesting fact about cheese. same bacterias which makes cheese from milk live on our feet. so that's why sometimes they can smell very familiar.

[@DedSpectre]

You know someone would have eaten you up if you didn't point out the "pudding" misspelling

[@InkRibbon]

Yup. So glad I caught it haha

[@ShutterSpeedGaming]

I’m going through this game after not playing it for 16 years! 😂 I’m at the end of the game! I subbed! This is very creative! You’re amazing for this!

[@Jaxionisnum2]

I’m shook that these actually exist, I wanna try them now lol

[@sr212787]

I love these random short little videos

[@areyes3489]

Thank God The Mgs Fandom is still alive

[@drkinferno72]

Chocolate is best. But they’re all really dry cookies

[@TheMemeSharky]

I didn't even realize these were real. Anyway, my pack of six Red Text Calorie Mate Chocolate flavor I bought for $32 is currently on the way and shall arrive on August 4th. Excited! Update: They came in and are delicious. They smell like a Slim-Fast chocolate shake and have a very light diet chocolate flavor. They are dense and slightly dry but not absolutely arid, like I expected after viewing this video. It's pretty good! 10/10 would share with EVA.

[@azizsofwan7683]

That's a fantastic Snake impersonation actually

[@fauzanramadhan9046]

This Food is really good for diet or if want to go camping or fishing. Because this food will get you keep full for a day. (I know it because my friend's dad is soldier, and he always bring this when we go camping)

[@CarlVercetti]

I always imagine calorie mate like big white square, dunno why.

[@gonorreascomunistas7942]

Maybe like the white choolate ? :)

[@TheFreestyleMGC]

Great video! Ordered my own from link. So excited!

[@jasoncompian1612]

Yes you should do a vg food section. I was wondering about the ramen noodles they have in snake eater if its an actual brand of flavor?

[@9000joser]

Awesome review for the rations and kept it faithful to metal gear solid!!!!!

[@ShinFahima]

レ - リ . . . It's all La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo to me.

[@Punishment90]

Dude a whole video game food series would be awesome.

[@St_Rizla]

I started MGS3 last week, funny timing

[@solidsnake619]

I always assumed they were just chocolate bars

[@graphicsgod]

Not a bad Snake impersonation! 👍👍

[@Aeneiden]

I have the RE tea mug with green herb tea. Won't try it though cause it's a collector's item but the mug is really cool.

[@pawkyyy]

love the plant in the background lol it fits the theme nicely

[@pablosanchez7347]

-I see you have a flan Calorie Mate. -FLAN CALORIE MATE?!

[@KEEPTRUCHA94]

Thats cool. Til this day I still re play mgs 2 & 3 on ps2. Rn I’m on mgs3 on the final battle w big boss.

[@RedRose.90]

Omg! I was always wondering what is the taste of them 😍 thanks for the video 🌹

[@imamhussain9506]

Am I the only who thought the box was actually the snack?

[@joelmagee6078]

I love all of food related stuff that Kai releases, I had a good laugh from when he tried the dragonfruit

[@InkRibbon]

*shudder*

[@joelmagee6078]

My guy,the one with the white insides tastes wayyy better

[@chilldude30]

"that was DAMN good" gave me instant flashbacks for mgs3 haha. Awesome vid

[@Awooe111]

gosh u getting so good with dam editing , so happy ur channel is growing

[@brycestrife5605]

Anytime I see a new video I get so excited! Thanks brotha!

[@AmeButCool]

Can confirm the chocolate one tastes great

[@HunterG753]

"Hmm, ahhh! I want some more!"

[@reeks.4741]

I wonder what flavor did Big Boss have

[@Zee-bx4ns]

You missed the part where he gives a big sigh in relief after he eats

[@dreasguerra4908]

crazy i literally just replayed through snake eater on 3DS and wanted to finally try it irl since i saw it when i was a kid and could never even think of Japanese food coming to america. also chocolate is the best, like out of all of em it touches all bases

[@Dreader92]

A pancake cookie is an amazing idea

[@AngelofSolitude]

Sentences I could hear Kai Morgan utter more often in my life: "I'm gonna stop talking so we can get to it" But I don't want him to stop talking. I have mixed feelings about this whole thing. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@doctorjrk43210]

A video _before_ noon? Inconceivable. 🤣 Fun video, Kai!

[@xavierbelmont8935]

In metal Gear Solid 3 snake gets the chocolate version of calories mate which I tried and I really liked. If you haven't tried it you might like it.

[@evergaolbird]

Hopefully you can find an Ink Ribbon Chewing Gum. So you can save in real life.

[@AoiAriBerry]

I love your Big Boss impersonation haha

[@nintendofan707]

Always thought Calorie Mate was like a MRE. Interesting to see they are more like cookies. Bet they would go great dipped in some tea or coffee.

[@MrAsaqe]

Or the jam/cheese spread soldiers get.

[@emmy4537]

“I WANT SOME MORE!” I was disappointed when it tasted just like Costco cookies :(

[@gorillahard6765]

Better food for Big Boss.

[@TheAandJStudio]

The chocolate chip is big bosses favorite.

[@fabiospasiano9885]

I can imagine Snake sitting down and eat these while in the other room he just killed all the guards.

[@dudeseriously79]

*licks the screen*

[@joelmagee6078]

It cost you 0 dollars to not say this sentence,

[@dudeseriously79]

@@joelmagee6078 0 calories too.

[@nero2374]

I WANT SOME MORE

[@hunk9837]

I actually seen those in Amazon

[@TheArmouryHD0]

Chocolate is king my dude

[@xSaBBaTHxx]

Now taste test some raw snakes!

[@MrSmithgobucs]

I'm so surprised the box is so small

[@AdventfatherGaming]

I remember when I was last at a 711 in Shinjuku, I was looking around for something new to eat. Color me surprised when I saw this funny little yellow package hiding behind some pocky. Instantly flashed back to the 2004 version of myself, thinking there was no way I’d ever get to taste one of those delicious little packets. Bought ten packages from 3 other 711s in Shinjuku and Harajuku. Meant to keep some for friends and family to try. Only 1 made the trip back to the states.

[@perfect.stealth]

Bruh.. i love your taste in games. RE MGS gang ❤

[@kimlee3982]

big boss: kept you waiting huh Cheese Calorie mate: eat me big boss: ugh what is this

[@MetalGear_Markie]

Once I saw the animated ration spinning and he grabbed it, I knew this guy was a legend

[@rosesera2202]

This guy smells his calorie mates like steveMRE smells 40+ year old cigarettes.

[@vampledample]

You're telling me you don't eat them by opening the food menu and selecting them?

[@evilhero2517]

Kai, how about trying the resident evil themed energy drink? It’s called T-virus antidote

[@ComfortZoneComic]

Credit when it's due. That sub stays

[@PointsMaster]

Dude this is,cool. I would love to see more videos like this. Maybe try mgs rations 😂

[@jacobwoolf2010]

Yo bro. Love what you do. Thanks for keeping me updated on All things RE. Keep up the good work.

[@leonrussell9607]

Did he just call shortbread a cookie?

[@Elab2369]

I just love watching your content Kai keep it up

[@godofwar2k6reborn]

You don't like chocolate?! You're from Mars, aren't you?

[@doarner]

You know what those remind me of? Have anyone seen Girls Last Tour? The rations they eat are pretty similar, if not the same.

[@chrysm6842]

Thanks for this one, it's a funny one.

[@realstreetjesus1953]

Just tried the chocolate one, a lot better than I expected. When I played the games as a kid I had no idea what they even looked like, I expected a solid brick like an emergency ration, but was surprised to find a tiny loaf of bread lol.

[@socar-pl]

So its a variation on "Seven Oceans Survival Food" which is less shelf stable I assume. Good video

[@casekocsk]

I thought they look like kitkat...

[@christopherhughes3895]

Your Snake impression was on-point! 👍👌

[@xxspringz564]

I just realized it’s called calorie mate and not calorie meat, this took me forever to realize

[@gonorreascomunistas7942]

Jjejejeje .... Dont worry ...nobody can say that knows every aspect of metal gear solid ... :)

[@phewshifry6930]

*EVA has entered the chat!*

[@chrysm6842]

"Are you saying I should go on a diet?"

[@yaboit3ngu763]

Big Boss chases it down with the blood of whatever animal he’s eating

[@umarudoma1811]

My country here selling not more than $3 USD each

[@krotentropfen6452]

I like the maple flavor

[@renamon5658]

I still play mgs 3 snake eater on the ps2

[@gonorreascomunistas7942]

Enjoy it ... :)

[@ramen5]

They taste great with some milk.