Jimmy's Bedroom Advice (EXCLUSIVE) | Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes

You're all probably wondering why I've asked you here this evening...I wanted to talk to you about relationships in the bedroom.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Telling Jokes
Jimmy Carr marks 10 successful years in comedy with the release of his most controversial DVD to date, Telling Jokes. Featuring over 90 minutes of material that’s just too rude for television, the new DVD sees Jimmy Carr at his best; unleashing his delightfully crafted one-liners upon the nation and putting down brave hecklers.
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[@HunGredy]

That very last joke answering the guy's question is why I love Jimmy's shows. Interactive, quick and witty, and of course dirty as heck.

[@owenwilliams105]

Please dont use such disgusting words as heck

[@user-hp9bl6oc1f]

@@owenwilliams105 heck ^_^

[@owenwilliams105]

@@Chris_POYP Please dont heckle me - can say what I want (1st amendment)

[@owenwilliams105]

@@Chris_POYP Never been - for the weak of mind.

[@malikapollard3618]

Anything with Jimmy or Katherine i come across i watch. Guaranteed a good watch.

[@Andrerc0]

That "but that's Parkinsons for ya" comeback was brilliant and came out of nowhere

[@GirGir183]

I think it came right from what they both rehearsed b4 the show.

[@muleyamwiinga3988]

Typical Parkinson

[@DetlefDSoooS]

that joke was unexpected, let me tell you haha

[@kellingtonlink956]

What a brilliant set. Well done, Mr. Carr.

[@kellingtonlink956]

I suppose. At least, I enjoy a good laugh.

[@rodrigobento4570]

@Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan you're here aren't you?

[@frankcorral4981]

I want to meet Tracy!

[@OdinTheFrog]

Frank Corral you just want a quickie don’t ya

[@olenilsen4660]

@@frankcorral4981 Sure, why not? Everybody else has... ;D

[@bels3873]

The noise he makes when he pretends he's eating lasagne is amazing. He sounds like a drain.

[@danlewis3185]

I want lessons on that not the rest of the stuff he taught 🤣

[@ArcticWolf-qd6ev]

@@danlewis3185 😂😂😂

[@iamdb1990]

the reaction to "bulldog eating mayonnaise" as they all start imagining it lol

[@AlexandraVioletta]

I never laughed SO hard. I nearly died. My lungs...

[@johndoe-pm3wu]

"what wouldn't you do your missus would ask you to do?" "STOP" He is the wittiest comedian ever. Completely of the head!

[@hugojourdain9157]

Best comedian ever🤣

[@Gematrinator]

Who let the virus out? Woof woof woofhan lol? What you smoking man. He was never funny at all

[@Nikola5982]

He ain`t bad, but he`s no George Carlin!

[@BearLite]

@@Nikola5982 now, nothing against Jimmy Carr, am a fan, but George Carlin will always be the top dog!

[@sethgaston845]

Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin are rolling in their graves over this comment.

[@filmfelineadmin]

Do you speak English? Bc that comment makes no sense

[@roonieramshaw929]

I choked when he said badger thats been shot with a shotgun 😂

[@deansmith4752]

bulldog eating mayonnaise cracked me up...

[@renragged]

"We've got a special name for the 'silent treatment', we call it 'peace and quiet'." LMAO.

[@Againsttherulescouk]

So smart.. love this man.. laughing out loud in the garden .. neighbours wondering what is going on 😂🤣🤣

[@eck2x]

Still better than most dating gurus. Real talk.

[@ieuan._.ch4n945]

rivans 😂

[@kermitmurder5536]

Jesus, he could tell you in full seriousness to find the nearest thing with aids and go to town and he'd still be better than most dating gurus lol

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

True that's what I like

[@stayingloyaltonaymencke606]

He's Prof in all meanings of comedy

[@bustermk2]

Not being British I had to google Ann Widdecombe ... Rollover George.

[@nnyv0040]

😂

[@dpcmufc8798]

Where you from then?

[@Shiki0414]

Nice

[@davidwilcox5173]

I totally just googled her and WOW!! It all makes sense!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@wttao39]

Hilarious, brilliant raw and ingenious! I cryed again from a peace of material that I've watched so many times.... Be always Well Jimmy and take care of yourself on these difficult times!

[@kevinwaag9976]

The man is just a comedic god! 🤣🤣

[@mackcummy4976]

"Think of me as a kindly uncle" shhhh

[@GlorifiedGameplay]

That last line was brilliant!! Gotta love Jimmy 🤭

[@peterperfik2126]

Looks like a badger hit with a shotgun, I laughed so hard the Redbull I was about to swallow came out my nose

[@blaizepatterson2382]

Bet tht hurt 😂

[@officiallilsideshow]

I did that with my bang energy.

[@daviesdavies538]

I didn't get it....why does he think it looks like that? I'm from Australia and don't know who she is...

[@austincannon4177]

With the thumbnail, I was 30% sure I was about to have a drink and wake up with a sore ass.

[@ZakB96]

Underrated comment😂😂

[@daneenmurf1043]

.....again

[@gerrywood-chromick363]

I have just recently been introduced to the comedy of Jimmie Carr. Most entertaining.

[@AleksandarIvanov69]

This whole show is a serious contender for best he ever did :)

[@NightShadeGame]

2:56 is a great example of Jimmy's quick Wit

[@jamesorme6296]

Jimmy's the best comic easily his off the cuff stuff is legendary

[@michaelgalt388]

“Bulldog eating mayonnaise “🤣

[@markwagner4909]

I needed a great laugh today Thank you

[@RitchieRosson]

We need to laugh now more than ever.

[@halkael2317]

I used to be married... but Im better now

[@princezs1907]

good for you

[@daviesdavies538]

Yeah long term relationships are hard work eh

[@tomfletcher6385]

9:00 the way he laughs 🤪🤪

[@neuro1996]

Amazingly funny helpful, and realistic!

[@Shelldamage]

Brilliant, and the last joke pushed me off the chair!

[@Fuyuzuki168]

i love the way he twist thing to makes thing worse than it was😂

[@filmfelineadmin]

Yeah me too, like asking dad for a bike lol

[@V01Dplays]

That’s generally how comedy works

[@ebsmith86]

50

[@SkyValleySpaceCadet]

Can't wait to see you again live, brutally funny

[@viperishzeus147]

Jimmy always makes me laugh

[@Paul-324]

8:35 ok but why did she look at both of them after that statement...

[@dreliq981]

They both did it to her

[@София-д3р7д]

She did that on other jokes as well, when Marcus was picked on for that plaster on his face and also when he was asked what he did for a living, he has a scuba diving school.

[@dhanikaponnamperuma9145]

3:00 damn that was some brilliant improv

[@mackcummy4976]

That last line though was deadly.

[@anthonywstanton]

Extraordinary content Mr. Carr! Top notch material sir!

[@godsperfectfailures796]

The ending is perfect

[@wonnelzoldilock]

Even though I watched so many times i will never get bored

[@jamesorme6296]

Where did you see this? Ive seen this show before but this wasn't in the normal show

[@GOONER.1886]

james orme it’s a bot account

[@gibson3661]

Best short jokes ever

[@WilliamHBaird-eq2hp]

This is great!

[@jusbetson]

When was this shot? From the looks of this crowd it looks like it’s from 2001..

[@welshgit]

2009 - www.jimmycarr.com/product/jimmy-carr-telling-jokes/

[@SoulTouchMusic93]

yeah, nobody filming with their iphone!

[@alnotterbot5590]

But with gravity? I’ve got the wrong 2001, haven’t I?

[@willdenoble1898]

Al Notterbot hahahaha

[@bogdanbuda8118]

When this was still ok to do...

[@schadowolf]

Thank you for sharing! Excellent!!!!

[@angelarredondo611]

This dude is QUICK with answering heckles

[@stevehudson1111]

possibly the best yet

[@jamesbarrows5003]

Will there be another season of 8 out of 10 cats??

[@javidmirza4584]

Made my day!

[@robinfritz3729]

Jimmy.... when is the little tiny quiz of the lockdown coming back?

[@philliphayden2727]

How amazing was that?!?!

[@Live-by2vk]

Yeh, still feeling like something missing every night. I was really enjoying it

[@Burga1]

Ur the funniest man ever 😂

[@matejrojko5812]

great start to an evening

[@dreliq981]

Morning for me

[@connagh11]

GobJob hahahaha that had me jimmy had me good and proper mate 😂🤣

[@mimoochodom2684]

Fantastic stuff. We need a laugh .

[@goodvibrations2751]

That was awesome!! 👏🏻🤣😂

[@keeganrichard8508]

A badger hit with a shotgun had me on the ground

[@priyankbisht6229]

What an ending😂😂😂😂

[@CynicalOldDwarf]

lol, the coil. I've heard stories of men going at it, only to suddenly impale their fireman's helmet on a piece of copper wire.

[@kieranwatts8037]

thank you Jimmy, very cool

[@xtc79]

badger hit with a shotgun - LMFAO

[@ronaldbowles1278]

Jimmy’s gotta be the best comedian that ever was by far

[@ohareair552]

This video should have more views

[@markc1894]

That’s when you both wear a bag and hope yours doesn’t come off 😂😂😂😂😂

[@markevans7860]

Jimmy Carr is the comedians comedian, brill!!!

[@Karajorma]

There's an American stand up comedian called Steve Hofstetter who is famous for destroying hecklers. And he admitted that Jimmy Carr was better at it. So yes, I wouldn't be surprised if there are quite a few comedians taking notes.

[@denverbowen4430]

absolutely brilliant!!!!

[@chrisadams2728]

Glad to see President Nixon recovered from that whole sordid impeachment deal and landed on his feet. He look so young in the thumbnail!

[@erikeriksen6685]

Which show is this sketch from?

[@AlukardTheDeathknight]

😆😂🤣 Comedy at it's finest

[@bartersmile508]

AFTER THE BAG OVER THE HEAD JOKE A BAG ADVERT CAME ON

[@outseeker]

hope this youtube thing is working out for ya mate! just watched half a dozen ads in here XD

[@bonoxchampion3820]

@Phantom yes i do love adblocker

[@jordanu6501]

Love this guy.

[@grozafitza4913]

This guy laugh is the new thing=))

[@hollybigelow5337]

I'm not going to lie, when Jimmy asked about the scenario with Anne Widdecombe and George Clooney I was really hoping the guy was going to respond with, "I thought you were going to give me a choice between a woman and a man."

[@calvinteh3297]

Legend

[@mrsanchaz2003]

Tracy! You are famous

[@demonwhisper1543]

Name of full show please?

[@jessepeeletersonamazin7952]

0:32 hahaha

[@alanrosenau6806]

🇺🇲 hello all. Jimmy Carr is the best! Need his comedy during these troubling times

[@mickey0303]

Jimmy as great as you are. by now I know all your Jokes, because I have seen all your Videos. would be nice to get some new Material soon......Thanks

[@utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105]

Appears to be 395 women living with cats who didn't approve of that opening joke

[@paulatreanor5566]

Went to see him before laughter all night.

[@melissachartrand1471]

I can't really understand but I trust what your doing.

[@henkie8871]

Hilarious!!!!!!

[@abeerkhatoon1971]

You're quite fun to watch buddy 😍😁

[@johnmatrix7003]

At about 7 minutes in. From Australia ... you're not busy looking at the mantelpiece when you're stocking the fire.

[@kyrie4451]

Tracy is lovely.

[@scottishbanta9682]

Smashing video

[@kevy4548]

Just ordered a chicken sandwich. Hold the mayo

[@no-oneman.4140]

At 8.17 he flutters his eyelids like Ann Widecombe, uncanny.

[@Nergal_Slayer]

A badger that's been hit by a shotgun 7:15

[@craigthornton1971]

He always reminds me of a modern era Eddie Cantor

[@JaykuhbYT]

7:05 note to self about the dilemma bit

[@mangwenigumede5574]

I still wonder if tracy and steve hooked up

[@followdg]

Still waiting for that update!

[@vincentvega1438]

Probably in the disabled toilet

[@Opine_Divine]

I'm not looking for advice. I want some in-person instruction from Jimmy. 😍

[@MW-wz9dh]

Love you're video

[@SqueekyBums]

Who clicks on a Jimmy Carr vid to give it a thumbs down? What did you expect to see / hear? WTF.

[@MartinWillett]

Have you ever heard of autoplay? Not every video that plays is chosen. If KZbin think you're a naughty boy they can recommend something on the mainstream acceptable side of what you would have chosen yourself. It is very irritating to get your computer or phone on your case trying to make your taste blander.

[@SqueekyBums]

@@MartinWillett Heard of it yes, and that it can be disabled. First thing I do on any device.

[@drew-shourd]

Taking bedroom advice from Jimmy is like taking surfing advice from an aquaphobe.....

[@drew-shourd]

Hahahaha....who doesn't enjoy fuckin with someone who enjoys fuckin with someone??...it's all good!

[@noahabraham4539]

I got head on the top deck of a bus. The awkward part is when the school kids got on the bus and I tried to stop her she kept going. Jacket over head but ... yeah not comfortable

[@richardjenkins940]

Tracey is fit tbf

[@AdolfAuschwitz79]

I have bag of chips for Tracey!! Wait your turn!!

[@NewMessage]

Ohh.. at the beginning, I thought 'telling them why they're there' was the advice. I suppose they would stop trying to scream through the gag, or wrestle their hands out of the zip ties long enough to hear it, anyhow.

[@prisonerears1149]

I feel like not enough people understand this hahaha

[@StarlasAiko]

Clapping at a Parkinson joke is less inappropriate than jazz hands at Parkinson jokes

[@hockysa]

just realised Jimmy's photo shows him flexing a Daytona