Camp Blood 8: Revelations - Good Bad or Bad Bad

[@GoodBadorBadBad]

So there were like..... 7 other Camp Bloods produced by David Sterling. No idea how related they are, or if they are at all relevant to the nightmare that is Camp Blood 8. I had searched the background of the writer/director (Dennis Devine) of Camp Blood 8, added that on to the weird seemingly satirical post-credit scene, and assumed this was a "sequel" to a series of movies that didn't exist. My apologies, but also fuck this movie and I'm not sorry.

[@jeffreygouse802]

Now, that post-credit scene is just depressing because we realize it's a threat that they've followed through on already! Calling it now..."Camp Blood 9: Techno-Clown Cult" :P

[@christopherrichardson2945]

Horror Movie Timelines did a good video on this series

[@socialistshirker]

Camp Blood 8 is at least the eleventh film in the series, but I haven't seen the others. It did come out in 2020, though, that's when I saw it.

[@arnoldmanuel3311]

You didnt mention that the over head shot of the "volleyball" scene shows the worst ball cg Ive ever seen

[@futonrevolution7671]

Not-So-Fun Fact: The director(?) of Robowoman, as seen(?) on BotW, is responsible for Camp Blood 4 & 5.

[@aceinspaces]

Bryan's impressions of a sleezy director were funnier than anything the actual sleezy director came up with

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

And suspiciously accurate 🤔😂

[@jrbear-qb4ko]

I love the part where the camera is on the blonde chick, and they show a picture of the director like he's staring at her.

[@emromo]

This happens to be me! Brandy who eats ketchup off random branches. Y’all are freaking hilarious thanks for the laughs. I’m a fan forsure now! :)

[@pizza_yumyum]

Good Job!

[@theleap2946]

In all honesty, you were the only funny aspect of the movie. 🤣🤣🤣

[@SirWilliamKidney]

Oh wow! I can't believe they haven't replied to this haha what a wasted opportunity to get some behind the scenes info on this crazy movie! Can I ask: was the director or other people in the production as sleazy as the guys make them out to be? What was working on the movie like for you? I must say that you are one of the few bright spots in this movie--I'm sorry they gave you such terrible dialogue to say!

[@bryanrussell4613]

Do yourself a favor and follow Bryan’s advice. 9:11

[@LincolnStark]

AWESOME!

[@Blasphazar]

Nobody recommended this, the movie is alive and recommended itself

[@HavetheLambsStoppedScreaming]

I'm cracking up at the one song from this "movie": "You're all gonna die tonight...or another night" LMFAO

[@HEDGE1011]

I had the exact same thought. I guess it fits the meter, but it’s not terribly specific.

[@DKiSAerospaceHistory]

I mean, I guess that's true?

[@elizabethirish4486]

Could we please have a shirt that says "Just make porn, you psychopath" with an ottoman in the background?

[@bloodrunsclear]

Kyle: Bryan. We watched a movie. Bryan: Did we? - The traditional Good Bad or Bad Bad intro

[@loudbeardguythethird1384]

The more bryan hates the movie the better the episode. You guys are fantastic.

[@MentalLiberation]

Agreed

[@michaelroberts3898]

No one hatewatches like Bryan

[@xhappybunnyx]

When Brian hates he gets loud and passionate, when Kyle hates he gets quiet and glazes over. I love them both

[@anikmonette2140]

He has the funniest lines when he either hates the movie(Billy Owen) or is utterly confused by it(Roller Blades 7, pissed myself laughing)😄

[@MentalLiberation]

I love Brian's depiction of the director giving direction. It's like he's one direction away from getting called in on abuse charges

[@n.ayisha]

after watching this, i'm fairly certain that Bryan was a pervy director in a past life.

[@MentalLiberation]

@@n.ayisha LOL

[@n.ayisha]

Bryan had to be transported to the nearest psych ward after recording this review. he was last seen singing a song to Kyle who was (reportedly) topless and spoon-feeding Bryan Mott's applesauce straight from the jar. i'd watch that movie.

[@Andy_Sidaris]

Glad you said spoon feeding after saying he was topless. Could have gone a completely different way

[@n.ayisha]

@@Andy_Sidaris i'd watch that movie too.

[@n.ayisha]

@@Andy_Sidaris i'd watch that movie too.

[@MultiMal3]

"This director should be in jail, Kyle!" - The sign of some Quality horrible cinema.

[@grindhouse113]

You guys don't get enough credit on your filmmaking knowledge. There are so many good points within every hilarious critique. It's a learning experience. Bravo.

[@jamesd4223]

This Dennis Devine and Damien Dante of Jezebeth should do collab movie. Denise Divine: “so they’re all wearing black shorts and the camera is always ass level” Damien Dante:”and eventually they take off their clothes and start shredding on a guitar in their panties!”

[@CodeNameX001]

We got ourselves a new T-shirt, folks. "Porn is a valid expression of sexuality, and a great way to make money!"

[@HEDGE1011]

Thanks for picking this, Bryan. I’ll never experience joy again thanks to you.

[@AustinBeeman]

“I’m sure all clowns like twerking.” Quote of the day.

[@nataliapockets]

when Bryan's voice gets that high pitched, you know it's good

[@TheAlan136]

21:13 the least convincing fighting for my life scene? Fateful findings would have to disagree. That blonde doctor kidnapped herself in that masterpiece!

[@anikmonette2140]

Yes! I litteraly said that in the comment section but I totally forgot! Also that scene in Ator where the girl has to hoist herself on the horse in a raid, because the actor had trouble pulling her up should get an honorable mention imo.😄

[@khazzen]

Sheila is portrait by Sally Mullins who is also know as Jamie Foster on certain websites with scientific informations about the universe.

[@MasterWolverine]

"scientific informations about the universe"... That's one way to put it ...It's Porn, she makes porn.

[@paulaburrows8660]

That canned laughter at the end actually sounded like it was just being polite.

[@Seanbo88]

I love how pissed Bryan gets at movies starting with "__ Years Ago"... and how terrible movies keep doing it.

[@lagozzino]

How did you do enough research to track down an obscure actress's standup routine, but not enough to learn that there really is a whole franchise of Camp Blood movies?

[@lesstalking3007]

To protect us.

[@coreyhand3138]

He didn’t want to know.

[@princesstamika]

@Axiom Steel i wish i were that young. i was graduating 5th grade in 1999.

[@ilznidiotic]

@@princesstamika lol I was 24.

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

@@princesstamika I graduated from college, got married and had two children by 1999.

[@pipoargenti6912]

fuck, this channel is pure gold and you deserve more.

[@fronk140]

I’m so glad people are discovering the Camp Blood movies after all these years. They’re so trash. I love them.

[@Supermunch2000]

I had nothing to do with the movie but I feel like I should apologize.

[@coreyhand3138]

Humanity should collectively apologize for this one.

[@agentxorangexskies]

I love how Bryan is slowly losing his mind throughout this review.

[@clementinedanger]

"What did you find out?" "That I luuuuuuuuv twerking!" Okay, that got me. I'd watch a whole show with Psychic and Dumbass, I love that energy.

[@LixiaWinter]

Everyone calling Brian out about first 7 movies - fools, he is trying to protect us!

[@MyHairIsAbnormal]

I wish I had been protected before I bought the first on DVD several years ago... life will never be the same...

[@anikmonette2140]

The funny thing is that while he rectified his mistake in the comment section he said "I'm not sorry, f*** this movie!"😄

[@j.g.michael3229]

Phoebe Dollar-Sinatra is playing the coach. She's good people. I interviewed her for my podcast once. I think she just enjoy doing these low-budget movies.

[@LoveTrueMusic1]

5:08 "The Worst Royalty-Free Music You Can Possibly Imagine" I would call this more of a MIDI Catastrophe

[@devinthierault]

Just when I think you will run out of movies, you pull out another one from the cesspool.

[@hotelmario]

There is a neverending supply of bad movies don't worry about that.

[@theleap2946]

And to think....they have 7 other movies to go! How has this crap been around for 20 years?

[@lifeisgood2776]

How are you guys so underrated? Anyway great channel! In my top 5 bad movie hustlers on youtube for sure!

[@Derek_Smallshorts]

Stirling Entertainment. That's weird, since they (at least the distributer by that name) went bankrupt a few years ago and their catalogue got taken over by another company. There IS a Camp Blood 1-7, all produced by a chap named David Stirling, though. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Blood_(film_series)

[@IncoherentMoron]

oh my god a decent number of them were directed by one of the Polonia brothers, that's amazing

[@HEDGE1011]

@@IncoherentMoron Oh no, not the Polonias! Let us never speak of this again!

[@nickstadler1906]

Not only that, but there are TWO Camp Blood 3's and TWO Camp Blood 7's, so Camp Blood 8 is actually Camp Blood 10, and it's followed by Children of Camp Blood which should be Camp Blood 11!

[@j.g.michael3229]

That's Penthouse Pet Veronica Ricci in the post-credits scene about the cult lol

[@hellothereangelface]

The ending had me dead. “Yeah sure I’ll give you a ride” like WUT

[@zitens66]

Bitch, I'll never forget you for this. - Dave Chapelle

[@rotterdammer5243]

Hey Brian and Kyle, Thank you so much for all the reveiws! I`ve been diagnosted with multiple mental illnesses and watching the both of you yak it up really soothes the brain. My favs are Stabilizer and Geteven. Cheers from Quebec!!!

[@thestarwarskid123]

Fun fact the character Fred introduced around 23:40 is a youtuber named Shawn C Philips... pretty cool dude lol

[@SnowGoosePower]

I either have Mandela Effect memories of 4 Camp Blood movies before this 8th one, or someone sent a terminator back in time to destroy them.

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

First one came out in 1999. I remember it vividly

[@averyryan31]

This shows when each camp blood came out Camp Blood - 1999 Camp Blood 2 - 2000 Camp Blood 3: First Slaughter - 2014 Camp Blood 4 - 2016 Camp Blood 5 - 2016 Camp Blood 666 - 2016 Camp Blood 7: It Kills - 2017 Ghost of Camp Blood - 2018 Camp Blood 8: Revelations - 2020 Children of Camp Blood - 2020

[@randomreviews4278]

You forgot within the woods

[@averyryan31]

@@randomreviews4278 crap I forgot thank you

[@sirtalkalotdoolittle]

I admit that I'm curious about what those other films by this director are like.

[@lilweafer9109]

There is a camp blood 1-7. I have the first 2 on dvd

[@robotrix]

Every one of these women...but especially the one playing the Mom...at what point do you question how badly you want to be in a movie?

[@DaleyKreations]

I can see how the whole Day-for-Night intercut with Night shots scene happened in my head. I bet you the director and AD didn't leave the FX team (and by "team" it could very well be a single make-up artist, trying desperately to do ALL THE THINGS) enough time to prep the gore scene so they decided to shoot everything around it first and by the time they were ready to shoot the gore it was actually night time.

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

Some people have said this before but you it's hard to make an intentionally good bad movie. Sharknado at least played off its ridiculous premisse to its fullest (yes, I think it should've been only one movie). A good bad movie comes from people that did try and make the best possible project even with the lack of talent and budget.

[@xhappybunnyx]

56:33 to 56:50 is by far the best ending to any episode's discussion ever

[@NobletheSavage]

I THINK the Mum has been in some " Special educational " videos . I'll have to investigate further .

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

She was in some softcore bondage at some point

[@dyejohn1905]

she's been in quite a load of hard core porn, unless my understanding of hard core is vastly different to everyone elses.

[@arvo_septus]

There aren't enough apologies you can give for this movie.

[@cameronpearce5943]

If a clown murders a random person in the woods and nobody hears it, do they make a sound

[@leewright1]

Yes, but much later cos the ADR booth was booked.

[@YellowpowR]

The Yoda's trying to pretend it can't hear this conversation.

[@sgtgrossy8242]

The producer in the post credits scene is like a low rent Michael J Pollard.

[@Monkismo]

Thank you for bringing Brandi into our lives.

[@theleap2946]

She commented on this video! Go give Emilyrose Morris some love!

[@Dream25_]

I think this is one of the first films I actually intentionally sought out and watched before listening to you guys and let me tell you, I regret it. 🤣

[@MonteLight]

You know, whenever I hear people complaining about some director like Hitchcock, Welles, Carpenter, Craven, Ridley Scott, James Gunn, Chaplin, whoever, I always think, “you, my friend, have not watched enough movies like Camp Blood 8.”

[@royjohnson3361]

What kind of monster complains about Hitchiepoo?

[@Ayoosi]

Can we get a Camp Blood-Shark Exorcist cinematic universe?

[@cannibalbunnygirl]

No! Shark Exorcist is too pure. Leave it alone

[@kajamak]

Summer time change, 3 a.m. and notification? Sure, why not.

[@QuietM4n]

Holy fuck I knew I knew this director! You guys have to do one of his other movies “Don’t Look in the Cellar”

[@emromo]

I have never seen this movie but i am quite positive it’s a comedic masterpiece.

[@TanukiOkiyo]

Her stand up is giving me “Joker” vibes

[@carriion]

you're laughing? a woman is performing awkward stand-up comedy to an empty room, and you're laughing!

[@stanwright4110]

I am looking forward to the inevitable Scream Factory box set of all the Camp Blood movies with tons of special features.

[@averyetvspecial1487]

[gets stabbed by a clown’s machete in the woods] “oh”

[@xhappybunnyx]

"Just make porn you weirdo" could be a whole B/C movie genre

[@hannaburman684]

unrelated note, has kyle's beard always looked this great and I just haven't noticed? 🤯

[@iamfightnom]

kyle sock puppet account confirmed

[@hannaburman684]

@@iamfightnom Dammit!

[@ahmeddemha]

39:56 to 40:45 is pure comedy gold.

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

Sally Mullin, the "comedian", also known as Jamie Foster. Look for it...

[@serillifertheswagnificent4205]

Please review the 1981 film Game of Death 2. It is a movie "starring" Bruce Lee that came out years after his death trying to cash in on the success of his final movie, Game of Death. It has some of the most awkward adr'd dialogue and terrible editing I've seen of any low budget 80's martial arts film, because a whole bunch of the movie uses recycled footage from old Bruce Lee movies coupled with obvious stand-ins to try to make it look like Bruce is in the movie. The plot, acting and set design all get progressively more over the top and ridiculous as well, since the movie tries several times to do the "this thing goes straight to the top" plot twist in an attempt to raise the stakes, each time being dumber than the last. Excellent movie, I'm sure you guys will love it.

[@XswooterX]

Another fantastic vid! I do admit agree with Bryan that handicam type movies are my favorite good bad. The only draw back to this review is that Blues sweater. Go Hawks(no matter how shitty they are playing lol)

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Ok, I am a fan of schlock. I am a fan of cheese. I love films that are nonsensical, insane fever dreams filled with silliness, but I draw the line at whatever the hell this thing is.

[@R.J.Godzilla81]

Here’s a “like” and a comment, so that this experience won’t be for nothing. P.S. if you think this is bad, “Shark Exorcist” is WAAAAAAY worse. By the way that’s not me requesting you guys watch it, it’s a.warning, so you don’t.

[@MsDboyy]

🤡🧛‍♂️😂 lmao GBorBB is Life ! 👏👏👏 please do the movie Blood-Massacre and Abraxas with Jesse Ventura lol I need that 🤣

[@robjgolde3221]

Loved this review, but you guys HAVE to check out “Monsturd” “Hobo With a Shotgun” and “Rubber”. I don’t think this movie tested your sanity enough so those 3 movies should do the trick.

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Rubber, the one about the killer tyre? I liked that.

[@robjgolde3221]

@@jamstonjulian6947 yup, that’s it! Haha

[@robjgolde3221]

@Axiom Steel most definitely

[@lindinle]

2:56 there ARE other camp blood movies. saw em YEARS back. johnny shitcase reviewed the first few i think.

[@Andy_Sidaris]

Yep the first one came out in 2000

[@glorygloryholeallelujah]

*Dagnabbit!!* I was hoping Bryan would help us cope with the trauma we just experienced-by apologizing with a *Canadian* _”I’m sOrReY,”_ or two!…or 20…😳😬🤣

[@HLY66]

I recognised Shaun C Phillips who plays Fred. He's one of those movie review/movie collector KZbinrs and often gets involved playing small parts in B movies every once in a while.

[@patrickpierce7886]

I watch his channel I am subscribed to him

[@TheJolle]

When your horror series reaches part 8, you're getting the real shit!

[@LoveTrueMusic1]

22:25 His voice reminds me more of Eugene Levy than Fred Armisen, like Mitch in A Mighty Wind

[@iamthebatmanxiii3574]

I don't think that's day for night to night time, I think the "night time" is green screen. They just replaced the green with black.

[@randomreviews4278]

19:53 wrong the singing with banana comes first than this scene

[@INTP.1994]

guys yall great job as always, hope someday you guys watch toxic avenger movie

[@muhdood70]

Thanks Bryan

[@trenteaston3515]

I swear that scene of the woman getting killed at the beginning was played at some point in an earlier GBOBB episode which is most likely where you got this from. I think an actress from an earlier GBOBB film was also in this one.

[@manicpixiefangirl4189]

I acknowledge your apology Bryan....not sure if I accept it though.

[@retrovintage93]

Coolduder is in this Movie and DANNY/cinestalker

[@DaveTerrasidio]

why why why why

[@IncredibleMD]

If they were making an intentionally bad movie, they should've called attention to the traffic noises in the broken car scene. Like, have them go on and on and on, hammering in the point of how far away from help there are and how there aren't any other roads nearby... and then have them all pause and look at each other with worry, as the only sound is the noise of the traffic in the background.

[@adamforderer271]

wasn't Camp Blood the fake Friday the 13th series within the Friday the 13th universe.

[@jeremyfalkner9223]

And I thought 'Shark Exorcist' was bad...

[@ilznidiotic]

Did- did he call them "The Invengers"?

[@napalmslayer]

Im not kidding guys, as bad as this movie is, its probably one of the better ones in this series.

[@shadeyshroomy4006]

What hurts most in this review is the "Stand Up comedy".

[@madizzle90]

I love when you review these low budget 21st century movies (Meltdown, Blood Predator, Jezabeth, etc)! I prefer them over the schlocky 80s action movies.

[@mnicolemortensen7]

I came across a Camp Blood 4 on Tubi. It had the same plot; random young people being stalked by a killer in a clown mask. It's bad there are 2 of these I really hope there are not 8 somehow.

[@RiotforPeacePlz]

There is 11 actually lol

[@Stephanie-ip9yj]

I got a movie suggestion for you, reminiscent of 3 ninjas, Warriors of Virtue (1997) by Ronny Yu........2 words about it........Kangaroo Samurais

[@GigaWhitArtandStuff]

For YEARS I thought that movie was a weird figment of my imagination, like I just mixed up TMNT and kangaroos into a terrible nightmare 😂

[@nickgagnon3626]

I seen the first 4 Camp Blood films. This is going to be a great episode!

[@92Raider-art]

So...I was watching this being like eh whatever. I wanna feel miserable, and after watching this. I'm like "Alright I'm done being miserable" 🤣🤣🤣

[@xyshomavazax]

How does one “struggle with apathy”?

[@patrickpierce7886]

the survivalist with a raccoon had that's cooldoer he's on KZbin yeah his name is pronounced like evildoer but it's cool door

[@Bwelrick]

It's coolduder

[@3BlueHaze]

5:00 thats the slash throat sound effect from hotline Miami.

[@beardymcgee4421]

This is my favorite reaction so far!! You guys are hilarious 😂

[@theotherghostgirl337]

He just has like 50 machetes hidden somewhere