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[@TiredOwl464]

Harstem: complained about battery nerf Also Harstem: the one who nerfed battery

[@Sara_Feingold]

Dammit Kevin, how you could nerf Harstem's batteries? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[@chir0pter]

He had nothing to do with that

[@daltonsurber306]

He had such a hard time not smiling/laughing while saying it too

[@codyheiner3636]

Yes, that's the joke...

[@MultiChrisjb]

he blamed the big man up stairs, aka god.

[@Zach_Routhier]

“They nerfed the battery, god knows why they did that. Now we have to play stupid macro cannon rushes. But this was the call from the men upstairs, I had nothing to do with this.” -Harstem meanwhile being one of the pros on the board who DOES actually make these decisions. His subtle humor knows no bounds.

[@sonoffenix3399]

"I didn't expect Leopards to eat my probes' faces"

[@codyheiner3636]

I don't think there was anything subtle about this

[@MrCrashDavi]

+

[@MrAnderson234]

I had 5 banelings run into a zealot that wouldn't die cause those fucking batteries

[@sonoffenix3399]

@@MrAnderson234 You're complaining that the single most cost-effective unit in the game didn't just get to steamroller something, because you intentionally aimed at a defensive emplacement and it's guardian?

[@BucksterMcgee]

"Harstem: This is brilliant!" *two seconds later* "Harstem: WHAT??!" - Gets me *every* time. :D

[@WhitefoxSpace]

Every single episode. Never gets old. My favorite is "this sounds stupid, but actually..." And then 2 minutes later "he has a lot of crap..."

[@ARavingLobster]

Complaining with such vigor about the shield battery nerf is beautiful because a few years from now someone is gunna be watching through this series and they will have no idea that you were on the community team that made those changes lmao. The sarcasm was so deep this time that they're just gunna think you were genuinely complaining about it; and it's hilarious!

[@Rafael_Fuchs]

People don't even realize it now. Lol

[@sonoffenix3399]

@@Rafael_Fuchs half of them are flat out insisting he didn't for heck's sake

[@mikeballew3207]

"Wow, Harstem really hates the balance team" lmao

[@13loodySword]

for the game against heromarine, I think you could have killed the unbuildable plates with the cannon that wasn't in range of anything then full wall off with a single pylon and gateway WoL style

[@ralphwarom2514]

lol. "I think to forgot to GG." - After canon rushing a dude :D

[@jmgreetis]

Man I haven't watched SC2 on youtube in probably 8 years or so. I've probably watching 10 of your videos since yesterday and I love them. You're an entertaining player and your commentary while you're playing is pretty funny. I'm glad I found your channel. Here, have another GG...

[@mithcio]

i started watching the cheesiest man alive when printf first appeared here and I'm super happy to see full-on cannon rush episode again ❤

[@WhitefoxSpace]

4:52 "name a more classic duo: me and 'being silent when I don't wanna get spotted' " lmfao

[@Amoeby]

15/24 is quite easy to calculate. Both numerator and denominator can be divided by 3 which gives us 5/8. As we all know 1/8 is 0.125 so 5/8 = 0.625 or 62.5%.

[@mikeballew3207]

Unfortunately, when you're live on camera, you get a significant nerf to math. I don't know if it's a bug, but it's been like that for as long as I can remember. If you also watch Lowko, he can definitely confirm it as well. I wish the devs would fix it. The best workaround, as Harstem demonstrated, is to do the math off-camera, and then update.

[@f3nixfire]

Yep, Lowko definitely suffers from the same bug.

[@MultiChrisjb]

Harstem mains protoss, so unlikely he knows fractions.

[@RMarkNolan]

"We're hitting philosophical bedrock here, with the shovel of a stupid question".

[@faisaleid4702]

"We are hitting a philosophical bedrock here with a shovel of stupid question" -Harstem

[@schmuben8580]

The Captain and barely losing to S-Tier players - name a better duo

[@dppsupporter5622]

5:02 thats what she said captain, thats what she said

[@chaseb4480]

Nice Sam Harris reference lol. That's probably my favorite quote from him!

[@geologg7226]

I was almost screaming to the monitor when Harstem was trying to figure out the way to lock SCVs in for legit 90 seconds not realizing he can kill rocks with his idling cannon for an easy three pylon wall!

[@broinlol]

thank you harstem for showing that you know the difference between tactic and strategy

[@StpMakinMeChangMyNam]

It's the little things that make him the greatest self-casting SC2 player of all time. Even with English as my first language I had to pause and think for a second to realize that yes, tactic was the more appropriate word.

[@ingainloggningsnamn]

9:37 Aren't at least one of those Oracles within range of a creep tumor when you're trying to sell that fake as an idiot? 😂

[@chemicallust77]

Subbed....the fact that you can take the "L" and learn something shows humility....kind of a rare quality in gamers these days...good video

[@jamespetersen8985]

5:50 i rewinded 3 times when he said i saw that, first time i didn't see what happened, second time i thought it was lings, and last time i watched far enough to see him say it was roaches and went back to see myself

[@humanchristiaan98]

The one canon vs Heromarine was afk for a long time. It could have killed the rocks to wall off the main ramp with 3 pylons.

[@meeshuSC2]

I have this song stuck in my head... "No more production for you..." :/

[@tatatatartine2588]

Hey Harstem. Do you know what is doing Printf since the battery has been nerfed? Still canon rushing or what?

[@sc2youtube744]

That's game with the super successful cannon rush on zerg was painful to watch

[@johannreed8909]

How about you ride my cannon rush.. all the way to the end baby.. PSSHHUU - "thats what he said"

[@mikeballew3207]

You will get HeroMarine one day, and I will be here for it, cheering as loudly as possible. I love this series. Thanks for the games, Harstem. You're a legend

[@jaconmayer5940]

BGMWSS: beat Zerg by building an extra, hidden cybernetics core to research +1

[@maxnaks8001]

lol i watched the match vs heromarine live in heros stream like 2 hours earlier^^

[@CarpathiaS]

That first game was beautiful!

[@crashtiansClips]

"We will just send this Oracle over creep slightly to look like a mistake and draw his queens over" *parks his main group of oracles over creep*

[@andreashalbfeld7671]

You're a content MACHINE!

[@RMJ1984]

They definitely need to buff Zerg spine crawler rush again, by allowing hatchery to make creep while building, it's still way more expensive than cannon rush. And it would also help to defend against cannonrush, so win / win! :D

[@__-dy9gv]

during the game against heromarine: putting the first pylon in the mineral line. would have made it possible to put one cannon on each side and reapers cannot harass mining anymore.

[@Necrocidal]

Nice attempt at the bongcloud defence for the last game

[@BenWeigt]

Easiest way to beat Python every time is with brackets.

[@cavemantero]

straight up thug. im disappointed the caveman approach didn't work...

[@whatthehex7926]

lmfao cannonrushes heromarine "doing this illegal thing reminds me of my days as a criminal"

[@zelix953]

I honestly didn’t even think about cannon rushes being affected by the shield battery nerf I just assumed it only affected voidray lock outs 😅

[@sonoffenix3399]

It even affects ability to defend you own bases if you're a single hex out of place.

[@plantex625]

These Cannon rush cheeses are the most entertaining cheese episodes. When does Turkey Dano return?

[@KeppyKep]

In the game vs heromarine, your low-ground cannon was doing nothing for ages. You should have had it kill the debris at the bottom of the ramp, so you could wall it off way easier.

[@jeffreywarf]

Looks like it's time to nerf queens to only be able to transfuse within range of a completed town Hall

[@sonoffenix3399]

Just take the damned nydus creep back. The patch claiming to stop Queen walks was a very carefully worded, entirely intentional, lie.

[@gcgames446]

Omg, I was just thinking about doing a canon rush In a tournament and I couldn't remember how to follow up.

[@gcgames446]

Update, I won the canon rush game, lost the other

[@SuperBoUeT]

These streams are really entertaining! Keep up the good work :)

[@nickfeijoo7779]

This content is too good for the lack of views

[@alpha-cf2oi]

I wouldnt call consistent 15-20k, sometimes 30 or even 50, 60k or in the 3digit-k views as a "lack" esp for such a niche game like sc2

[@QuasarGamers]

Cannon rush is a free win vs proxy reaper if you know what you're doing, sad you missed that opportunity

[@blocklandia1770]

Could the cannon take out the debri?

[@halahmilksheikh]

Yeah I was wondering why he didn't do that. One cannon was just chilling in the back, he could have used that and then done a triple pylon wall

[@IPray4TheComforter]

nice to see some tower defense in the 3rd game

[@Lost7one]

i thought it was a build order win if you cannon rush vs a terran proxy

[@dc42nr86]

I felt that pain at the end of the heromarine game

[@ExequielRauscher]

By far the best content of sc2!!

[@nickels]

Cheesiest man alive is always my favorite

[@windfly_]

Goodluck in DreamH)))

[@amhm8664]

you are quite the architect

[@TonkoRockets]

would have been so funny if the video ended after the first game :D

[@sunnytzude2900]

Why didn’t he just attack the workers with cannons?

[@deepvoid2871]

you cant even trust on caveman approach these days..

[@williamobando4159]

You are a very funny individual

[@ehk5948]

The first game made me laugh

[@spaceorbison]

So this is the reason all the noobs in gold are cannon rushing

[@EPgamingcast]

you’re awesome man

[@TheSuperappelflap]

15/24 = 5/8 = 62.5%

[@caloreen1992]

@@darkprelatezeratul4621 15/24 = 62.5%

[@MrGuibig]

Best first game ever

[@sz-gn9id]

Harstem let's go! Next time getting the dub against big Gabe

[@LachimusPrime]

We love you.

[@IoannisS84]

dude you are ridiculously good looking ... how come you didn't do male modeling.

[@classicdufferin8739]

Hes your crush? Hahaha

[@biggybro4124]

Algorithm bump

[@EnvoYofAiuR85]

Does anyone still play this game?

[@zacharyomeara8166]

Love

[@buboclan]

nice 1999 graphics

[@6uDoH_DEPbMA]

Красава

[@Naomi-ig1vz]

6 dts and you would have won

[@leonardmilcin7798]

"Macro cannon rush". Yeah, guys upstairs def don't know what they are doing. Everybody knows that cannon rush is for people who don't want/know how to macro. Where's the fun in having to do actual work to win the game?

[@goshu7009]

Its always too latet for cannon rushing. I mean, you are not a real protoss, if you dont cannon rush, you are just a silly robot with no dignity.

[@Siege181]

Love Harstem but to be honest dude, you need to learn off of Florencio if you want to be a true scumbag cannon rusher!

[@BeyondSorrowYYY]

[@irunxboxlive916]

eedur

[@sinephase]

2:35 - they nerfed them because of people like you LMAO

[@lyn4er]

Stupid style canon rush

[@Deadgray]

2nd 🙂

[@Gromst3rr]

i love you pappi have my babies