Can I Beat Dark Souls using The Worst Custom Controller

[@RTGame]

What does everyone think of my new son Albert I'll also be streaming more baby related content and sending them to hell in Binding of Isaac when this comment is an hour old www.twitch.tv/rtgame

[@MRX-tm3st]

NOOO GILBERT

[@TheRealHauntedSecret]

AWE YEAH FIRST FEW REPLIES

[@joshyboi7978]

Nice

[@JatreAlgorithm]

Which is your favourite baby? Albert or Gilbert?

[@EeveeRealSenpai]

Binding of Isaac hell yeah

[@DauntlessFool]

I still think that RT taking off his jacket is more inappropriate than the actual baby

[@sougol248]

It’s uncanny

[@ICTON123]

To much MAN for you to handle?

[@hush6149]

Idk babies are pretty inappropriate, buuuut this one is *incapacitated* so I guess so

[@VortexKiller2]

@@hush6149 and decapitated too

[@nice1bro759]

true. he's just too sexy

[@mokeymale8350]

My dad’s first thought was “does the body spin when the controller would vibrate?”

[@HazeEmry]

Mokey Mokey King's wisdom is unparalleled!

[@ShovelLettuce]

Your dad is a genius. Such a missed oppurtunity

[@Freshest_Water]

You have a great dad stay with him forever

[@jameswent48]

That is what he said to your mom.

[@mehpainter]

That would be an amazing addition if a Baby Blender V2 was ever made, that and slightly better joystick and button placement

[@ForceOfSilver]

The fact that he almost FIRST TRIED Ornstein and Smough with this thing is just unbelievable!

[@Shifsabre]

Honestly, I feel like their difficulty is GREATLY exaggerated. I went into ds1 as a veteran souls player, and completely wiped the floor with them on my first try.

[@AFlyingSwive]

I sit on the line that RT is great at games, or his luck stat is 10 (+5) and his chaos rolls through

[@soulsofwar8985]

@@Shifsabre Keep in mind that back in the day when DS1 was most peoples first dark souls game, this was really the first *hard* boss in the games. If you've played other souls games before other than maybe Demon's (which didn't have too many things like it) then they are pretty easy. Even Orenstein is slow compared to bosses in other games. They are kinda predictable and don't do a ton of damage. However, this was most people's first *hard* boss, it really destroys you if you aren't used to bosses like that

[@windflowerlulu]

@@soulsofwar8985 Yeah it's really understating the experience for new players. They may be easy in hindsight but I spent two and a half hours on them when I started out, they were pretty difficult.

[@soulsofwar8985]

@@windflowerlulu I remember getting really close to rage quitting when I fought them the first time 10 years ago. Now I could beat them with a hand tied behind my back hopping on one foot with no eyes, experience in these games (especially as the games keep getting more face paced and objectively harder even if it doesn't feel that way) will make bosses seem easier

[@guanbarretto2305]

"Do not make your own baby in a blender at home, I cannot stress that enough" I think that pretty much sums up everything here

[@sirBrouwer]

understood. so using someone else his or her baby is they way to go.

[@dum_470]

Nothing like a father and his child bonding 🥧

[@phillipbyrd6923]

*bleeding

[@774-h7b]

@@phillipbyrd6923 blending*

[@HCN-002OldChannel]

@@774-h7b in this context, I think all of the above would work anyways.

[@stevetopop2028]

True

[@ProximityDuck]

Pretty soon that pie is going to the the child

[@valsonder]

love that rt is so cursed that companies no longer want to be associated with him-

[@avak2101]

they don't wanna be associated with the controler tho, RT is okay

[@chubbysumo2230]

@@avak2101 so who made it?

[@samuely.jimenezortiz5525]

Farcry 6 team aka Ubisoft

[@l-knight7294]

@@chubbysumo2230 a person called Rudeism in conjunction with Ubisoft

[@Mini_Squatch]

@@samuely.jimenezortiz5525 Oh like Kevin's weird saw/tv remote-based controller, right?

[@lordcatii2513]

Fun fact: The attack at 9:58 is one of the rarest attacks in the game the whole Dark Souls series. And he managed to have her use it while using a baby in a blender. That has got to be one of the rarest things in gaming history

[@zappelins8942]

For those that don't know, this controller was made by Ubisoft and given to RT as a Farcry 6 sponsorship.

[@chubbysumo2230]

Really? What does a baby in a blender have to do with Far Cry 6?

[@disco5005]

@@chubbysumo2230 you really can't see the correlation between the crocodile and baby albert???

[@0bashie]

@@chubbysumo2230 Wow. Truly a non-gamer here. Everybody knows by now.

[@presentz9396]

@@chubbysumo2230 you make your own controller

[@isabellajemica]

@Groopwo uhhhhh....whooosh?

[@akira2201]

The fact that somebody took the time to make that controller makes my hope in humanity skyrocket

[@velconx15]

The people behind Farcry 6 apparently were the ones that provided him the baby. It was on a stream and so when Dan just puts on the "intro" video, I went through all 6 stages of grief.

[@spongytrout7462]

@@velconx15 Those guys gave Kevin a fully functional saw and game RT a blender baby. Legends

[@thederptor2571]

@@spongytrout7462 is there a link to Kevin with saw?

[@forsythius7945]

"Im thinking of installing Bluetooth on the child " - RTGame 2021

[@poplil3934]

like those chips they put into dogs?

[@mrdeadtree9794]

@@IndigoGollum anesthesia

[@ianschlembach6195]

@@mrdeadtree9794 euthanasia

[@sirBrouwer]

@@ianschlembach6195 instant cremation

[@daandanx]

"Mom let's make a smoothie!!" "No honey, unless you happen to have a taste in human flesh..." "Yes mother. That i do."

[@Freshest_Water]

Plot twist it was the child that asked for a smoothie that ended up drinking his arm.

[@kirstenc4279]

Damn the editing was fast on this. I’m glad you’re feeling better Dan! My favorite part of the stream was the handful of people that this was their first stream of you and were freaking out about the baby.

[@n8wulfcommander207]

To give people perspective on how fast this was uploaded: the stream took place the day before this was uploaded.

[@sagapulastation1711]

I wonder how long it'll take them to find the original baby blender

[@Plan3tMist]

Damn, chloe worked overtimr

[@chzdavmpr5781]

The existence of a company that "no longer" wants to be associated with the controller seems to imply that this video was originally sponsored by someone and that just makes me wonder who that would be, was Rt to be sponsored by a blender company, a baby doll company, or a company that made the controller And Then decided it was a bad idea.

[@katsucandy]

the answer lies within his twitch videos, for it seems he has not yet done a highlights video of That One Stream that introduced the joy that is Albert (or at least i couldn't find the video idk)

[@mad_pineappl3404]

If I remember correctly I think he made a tweet saying it was originally for a Far Cry stream

[@winxwest2964]

It was made by the far cry 6 team so he could play their game with it. You can find that whole stream on twitch or the archive channel. It seems that at some point they decided that they no longer as a company want to be associated with the blender child. No idea why…

[@kukui79]

@@winxwest2964 yup, and it was specifically made by a guy called Rudeism who makes all sorts of wacky custom controllers to help draw attention to accessibility in gaming.

[@iaxacs3801]

Back after Connors charity stream we'll miss you Baby Albert enjoy becoming a Tear of the Kingdom speedrunner

[@StickMaster500]

Who knew the PS6 Controller could be so compatible and responsive with the satanic powers of your blended child

[@MeValrye]

This is a brilliant idea for whenever I’m babysitting my nieces and nephews.

[@pokemonteaml]

between kevbins gun controller, and Albert here the boys are gonna be unstoppable

[@Slothsage]

have you seen the controller zerolenny just used?

[@Brilth]

Uselessduckcompany made a controller out of a hand saw a long time ago

[@sirBrouwer]

you should have seen what Ubisoft had Colin Furse make. that guy can really start a war.

[@kittiecandy747]

congratulations on albert finding a new home

[@lilinuvelle3517]

How could anyone not want to be associated with rt? He has never done anything graphic. Ever.

[@_QWERTY__]

RT is a perfectly balanced youtuber with no downsides whatsoever

[@avak2101]

they don't wanna be associated with the controler, not RT

[@svchineeljunk-riggedschoon4038]

But he took off his waistcoat! TOS!!!

[@Mud-Brain]

how does rt manage to have the most cartoonishly handsome face. he looks like a very flattering caricature of a real human. like a clay figure for a high budget stop motion film.

[@caspian9694]

Victor from corpse bride

[@fabianmulder923]

If someone would have told me 15 years ago that an Irish lad would play any game with a baby in a blender as a controller I would not have believed them. Yet here we are. Praise the sun!

[@heaven-clarence]

so happy Albert has new, loving fathers!!! I know they will treat him as gently and respectfully as Dan did ❤

[@rosewilson1052]

I won't lie, I joined the stream and saw RT sat there messing with a baby's head and some gameplay of Dark Souls I didn't understand and immediately left again for my own safety. So this is what you were doing.

[@fraziercrawford]

That probably indicates you have good self preservations instincts 😭

[@wildmax4355]

So this is the fabled “Family Friendly Gaming”

[@andrewcurtin7003]

You mis heard its "Blended Family Gaming

[@SchrödingerKousae]

After seeing the controller made for Kevin, I'm wondering if Ubisoft made this for him, then changed their minds on the Far Cry sponsor after seeing what they had created.

[@KarmaSparks]

This is true. Ubisoft did make this

[@shaanp9796]

Was doing something on my phone, saw the notification, swiped it away, shut my phone off. Had to do a double take there, since I’d read my title. Came back. I’ll watch later but that title is certainly eye-catching

[@Delta44115]

I can tell you right now, it doesn't disappoint

[@johnlabrott2835]

That is a beautifully demented controller. Whenever I think RT can't top himself he goes and surprises me.

[@nguyenngocquang4124]

Of course RT can top himself, he's a switch

[@reagansido5823]

I was NOT expecting Rumble Tumble to make a triumphant return. That is in my top 10 favorite arcs in the beating dark souls by stupid means saga.

[@jesseyoung9013]

I just thought when I saw RT had uploaded - "ah I can finally relax for 20 mins" and he's fucking blending a baby. Thanks Dan

[@darkoraclegirl4570]

And now Albert is sitting in a closet where, many years later, someone who doesn't know about him will be helping RT clean out his closet and discover him. I wish I could be there when that happens. XD

[@bare_bear_hands]

"One Punch Man? One Punch Baby!" Well, babies are known for not having many hit points.

[@aprettycoolname4839]

Unless you play Skyrim

[@snekinnatenk6956]

a pretty cool name or Bloodborne

[@tweekbros]

saw this blender get auctioned for charity and was scared id get put on a list trying to search for its origin

[@RobSny94]

You should use the baby for among us, and map it to where when you break the neck it kills someone

[@bengal4047]

God YES

[@ThePlagueDoctor2004]

That's great idea

[@marchcross9851]

I’m so glad Gilbert has a brother now

[@v.v365]

I loved reading all the chat messages when RT revealed the baby in the blender, everyone was so horrified and confused I just love it

[@ForceOfSilver]

12:46 and THIS is why he put his levels into faith! So that god can bless him in situations like that! ^^

[@danielcrump8254]

"Gwyn had a forgotten 4th child that he left in the kitchen" Unironically yeah... if the kitchen is the Ringed City anyway lol

[@starrypines590]

10:36 Yeah, no this still clicks. This still perfectly captures why I watch Dan. 10:27 too. I don't think "RT rarely swears" is quite accurate

[@drakedangereux8042]

I also love the fact RT, a man who is very self-conscious about himself and his appearance, has the guts to do this shit live on air and owning up to it. His absurd sense of humor and sarcasm mixed with his wholesomeness have made him my favorite streamer in a very short time! His style of humor really resonates with me and i find his streams incredibly easy to binge as a result as well.

[@reneeluk5574]

@@drakedangereux8042 same! I find it amazing how he is taking back his own power w the self-image issues. So much progress over the past 3 years. His humour and his wholesomeness makes his streams so comfy to binge

[@ironickrempt]

Can’t wait for the sequel: Toaster Toddler 🤗 , food processor fetus was so good

[@saasproductions3053]

Even with context this sounds so wrong. 😅

[@ndf3]

We need a ventriloquist controller!

[@PrivateDawg]

rt looks like hes almost in tears every time he dies from not being able to dodge properly

[@shinysnivy6604]

,, Do not make your own baby in a blender at home" Cmon Rt, I just started it up, now my kitchen is red for nothing.

[@bengal4047]

That's because you didn't put the top on the blender, you dingus. Don't blame the chef for you not knowing how to properly use the equipment

[@ApollosDagger]

I can’t believe you go this far with Baby Albert, what a hero! Also noticing the slight change in editing style, I like it a lot!!

[@Solhurst]

your dark souls series got me into from soft games so thank you

[@naomisisk4663]

If you aren't against emulation, king's field 4 is a great (debatable) game. People say demon souls was where it started, but king's field will give such an appreciation for how far the studio has come.

[@Lonely_Froggy256]

I want to play the games but I the community is turning me off from it

[@JubioHDX]

@@Lonely_Froggy256 then just play them, noones making you tell people about what you play in your free time, especially on the internet where you can just choose to not go on forums, and i dont mean this in a mean way but from your channel it doesnt seem like youre gonna have thousands of people backseating like content creators do 💀

[@bramblemoth1418]

I've never been so invested in a man playing a video game in my entire life. I cheered so much, oh my goodness. God speed RT, god speed you and that small, helpless, infant, in a blender.

[@harvencosset3147]

I'm gonna be honest. Just about everything RT says in this video is gold simply because of the absurdity of the content presented. I adore it.

[@TB-ln8og]

I just wanted to say I found your channel today and watched your playing dark souls an odd way videos and you’re hilarious. And now I stumbled on another great video from yesterday. Just wanted to say I’m now subbed and keep up the great content.

[@CH-zi7fl]

We all knew this moment will happen at some point in Rt career.

[@phamthienphuc3951]

me: 2021 cant get any worse RTS: Allow me to introduce this new gaming device

[@notanarmadillo]

2021 just got better

[@iron_Will]

"I received this as a gift from a nameless entity," is an interesting way to say "I am now a Warlock."

[@hitenagarwal2272]

I don't know if it is a coincidence but there was an unethical experiment in 1919/1920 on a baby called "Little Albert" for conditioned response and phobia development where the baby was made to fear a white rat by making a loud noise when the baby was reaching for the rat, which made him then generalise and fear anything close to a white rat like Santa Claus, it's pretty fitting for this channel for the controller to be called that

[@reagansido5823]

The red around his lips from the wine makes him look like some kind of creepypasta.

[@TherosonDragonstoungue]

I feel like this is something Michael Reeves would make for RT as a side effect of existing during the Mario galaxy questlines.

[@taylorcarpenter8290]

Some of the things we associate with RT are incredibly cursed (insert Gilbert and the baby in the blender) and other things seem really wholesome like Cupcake, until you get to the Sword/Shield playthrough and discover the mass slaughter of sheep that transpired and find that that is also incredibly cursed

[@dagger2086]

"Im thinking about installing Bluetooth on the child" funny as hell xD

[@brenolk4642]

A baby in a blender is how my friends describe me playing SoulsBorne games

[@l33tr488i7]

It was nice of RT to cover the baby's eyes during the Quelaag fight

[@littlegirlgogo]

the best thing about the baby controller was the fact that dan *did not* tell them to put the baby in the blender. They asked him for whatever object he would like to be his controller, told him to send in 2 possibilities in case one didn't work, and he sent in a baby doll and a blender. The company's developers, completely independently, were the ones to decide to stick the baby in the blender. RT did not tell them to, they did that on their own

[@bummelqualle]

you dont know how happy you made me when you said you were going to play the other dark souls games as well in the future. Cannot wait for it!

[@brxtndog]

Im so glad youve been doing more stuff with the camera on you because that was so much fun seeing you struggle with the baby blender abomination controller lol

[@stephenrobinson1727]

Wasn't this streamed yesterday? Very eager to get this out quick before it becomes a court case

[@HazeEmry]

Wonder why the actual sponsored stream doesn't have highlights yet though...

[@Reishadowen]

"It's not lore friendly!" "I'm playing the game with a baby in a blender. Your argument is invalid."

[@IchNachtLiebe]

I was expecting more of a "Everytime I die in dark souls we push the blend button. Let's see how long the babydoll lasts" situation.

[@InkyDustMan]

How the fuck did I miss this for an entire year, almost two years?-

[@Toxic_G1]

"Dex builds are cheating, they're not allowed!" - Average Dark Souls player using a high poise/strength build

[@happyhatebot]

'It's not that difficult to walk in a straight line!' Geezus, Daniel, he's a baby! Father of the year, this one! ...Was a good run all the same, though!

[@dutlech425]

When you beat the game here, you should submit this as a new speedrun category. Nobody will ever top it. Dark souls baby in a blender ANY%.

[@Pasanen22]

Dan's just a gentleman

[@squealydan]

I should imagine that if someone can do it with a 3 octave keyboard, Donkey Konga Bongos and a guitar hero guitar, you could do it with… that.

[@idkwhatmynameis792]

*Been waiting for this video all my life*

[@thag_simmons]

aww, you can really tell that albert is gilbert's brother because they're both champions at breaking their necks

[@snowboundwhale6860]

3:30 Ah yes, the Consumed King run, where you must keep a hand on the baby at all times. Rumour has it this is what Oceiros went through prior to losing his Baby in a Blender, an event that shook him to his core and led to a sharp decline in his mental health, eventually leading to the boss fight we encountered him in during Dark Souls 3. Even then, despite the countless years of maddening loss, he cradles the air as though he still had his adored Baby in a Blender.

[@rosiegeddis3]

lovely to see you being more self confident in your appearance!

[@Papierflugzeug95]

"It's a wyvern not a dragon" No. It's the Hellkite *Drake*. The ones in Souls 2 are Guardian *Dragons*. The lore says you're wrong, random Twitch commenter!

[@Lovyxia]

Add to that that wyverns are a type of dragon. It's like saying "it's a thumb, not a finger".

[@drawnwithlove3499]

they're all still dragons too!

[@Pegasustreewalker]

True Dragons have 4 legs and 2 separate wings and Wyverns have 2 legs and 2 arm-wings.

[@Mcporkroast]

@@Lovyxia Wyverns aren't a type of dragon, separate creatures entirely, more like saying "it's a toe, not a finger." wyverns have 2 legs and 2 wings where there front legs would be, dragons have four legs and wings on their back.

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

@@Mcporkroast Basically any source I can find on wyverns call them a type of dragon. The only time they _aren't_ is people being pedantic, or when the word is separated entirely from modern usage (see: Monster Hunter). Either way it's a dumb argument; whether they're dragons or not changes nothing besides, I guess, the taxonomy of mythical creatures

[@robertweill4790]

If you think about it, isn't life just one giant quest to blend a baby?

[@jabz1582]

This is the kind of Uniqueness I come here for! And of course Daniel's wholesomely Cursed personality

[@Nick-mp1zh]

16:48 the comedic timing couldn't have been more perfect

[@masonseymour2455]

“You fool! It was I who put the baby in a blender!” - Von Karma

[@randomperson4710]

Von Karman no!

[@avixenk]

Ya know, we say Kevin is the more chaotic on the two. I'm starting to rethink that statement.

[@firockfinion3326]

"Do not make your own baby in a blender at home. I cannot stress that enough." It's okay, I'd rather not wait nine months anyway.

[@jameswent48]

Then make your own. Impatient, much?

[@Varg390]

"Oh so you have beaten dark souls with a baby in a blender? WATCH ME DO IT BLIND"

[@bobateadream]

sometimes a family is a blender baby controller, a wooloo plush, and a madman in a vest

[@Brobot317]

Kevin: I got sent a custom control for far cry. RT game: hold my baby! And my blender. wait that's it!!!!

[@ismellpennies2914]

i had a bad day, rewatching this made it all go away, ty for being you :)

[@avidyoutubeuser1904]

I went into this video fully expecting rt trying to beat dark souls, whilst a baby in a blender watched him

[@buddyart-]

I can already tell that this video is going to be one of the most cursed videos on his channel

[@misterbaman]

Everything I've done in life has led up to this moment. To watch somebody play video games using blender babies.

[@deathnotehell1]

Me: I wonder what's going on in KZbin today? I hope its something fun. College sucks right now. RT: I'm playing Dark Souls with a Baby in a Blender. Me: ... never change RT, never change. Unless you get bored or frustrated and want to do something better for you of course.

[@jameswent48]

Aww want a cookie?

[@deathnotehell1]

@@jameswent48 Is is chocolate chip?

[@Catterjeeo]

Finally baby in the blender, maybe not gilbert but at least it is something.

[@DogestDogeYT]

“I’m more comfortable using Xbox controller over Playstation. What controller do you use?” “You wouldn’t get it.”

[@cheeselord8153]

I always forget that RT is actually good at games since he just memes around most of the time

[@notakirakarakaza2118]

"Let me explain what's going on" You wouldnt look out of place in the new James Bond movie with the wineglass and a line like that

[@massecurr]

can we talk about how this was supposed to be a sponsored stream but RT made this monstrosity and they no longer wanted to be associated

[@zuprizeattack8572]

RT thank you for teaching me how far someone will go for content you legend

[@skullsarecute]

I usually barely look away from the game but now all I can do is stare at the very serious faces of RT and the creepy cyborg baby. Both concentrating so hard.

[@alyx5491]

After watching this video for a while the word “estus flask” starts to look a lot like “fetus flask”.

[@stealth-taco1175]

I clicked so fast for baby In a blender

[@TheKreature13666]

From my understanding, Ubisoft approached RT (and Kevin) and basically said "Hey, we can make you a custom controller, with two random items, IF you do a sponsor for FarCry 6." Don't think we're gonna see that video anytime soon... xD

[@tunnelsnake420]

So when retweet game puts a baby in a blender, it's"comedy" but when I do it it's "illegal" and "leave my daughter alone you monster". The double standards are unreal

[@gemhunter498]

Fun fact: the stuff in that glass next to him wasnt wine....