Can I Talk to You - SNL

In this Cut for Time sketch, two men (Chris Redd, Mikey Day) struggle to flirt with women at a gas station (Zoë Kravitz, Ego Nwodim).
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[@lowkeybruja]

this isn’t a sketch it’s a documentary

[@loveforeignaccents]

And you're blind as hell.

[@JohnCooper-gm6mn]

@@loveforeignaccents r/whoosh

[@tizzubestar]

😆

[@geng8667]

Hahahaha! So true!😂

[@readtheroom831]

Right though 🤣🤣

[@Burnerbaby]

I love that this skit is only a slight exaggeration of reality. I guarantee every woman has come across this same pair of scrubs at least twice in her life.

[@mewesquirrel6720]

No🤷

[@Dreamfyre_]

Yup

[@claudia8861]

Yeap

[@bdp8102]

I would say the skit actually downplays what happens in reality because they never try to get physically close to the women.

[@lh9591]

I see no exaggerations. In reality they would have gone in for the hug.

[@BelenPeralta1]

Not the “you ugly anyway” BRUHHHH I’ve gotten that enough times from a guy that I can predict who’s gonna say it and who isn’t

[@TallSilentGuy]

Let me guess.... they all say it?

[@BelenPeralta1]

@@TallSilentGuy lmao that’s a good one. Real knee slapper dude. You have no profile pic dude don’t even talk. And no, annoying men say it when I turn them down after they don’t shut the fuck up and don’t take no for an answer aka any time when I get catcalled or followed down the street

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

😂😂😂

[@BelenPeralta1]

@@TallSilentGuy just the ones annoying ass little boys that I turn down. Actual men that I turn down are mad chill and don’t overreact

[@SuperChuckRaney]

When a guy says "She's not my type" It means he thinks she'll say no.

[@EmilyBrowneyes]

The saddest part about this sketch is how true to life it is

[@leewriter4656]

I just want your home address, girl.

[@naomidga]

Right. Lol

[@naomidga]

@Piters Atmars 🤣🤣🤣

[@vullord666]

Including the tail?

[@melbatoast667]

So... did a bunch of women just write what happens to us every day? Lol, because this is barely even parody.

[@ellieh0397]

Lol the ending is so realistic, I literally got told "you ain't that hot anyway" after I rejected someone 😂

[@samringwald]

Don't worry bout dat. Can I get a hug tho?

[@joylastname3035]

😄😄😄 I've gotten a couple of those too. One has added "you should be grateful I even asked because you're not even that pretty". I've also been called a prostitute for saying no 😄😄. You can say no politely but they will still try to neg you.

[@ellieh0397]

@@joylastname3035 exactly! I'm always so polite cause it's upsetting to be turned down but I always get a rude comeback lol

[@codemeister1121]

Shoulda' said something like: "neither are you"

[@lmacthephoenix]

I would never be rude to you.

[@camismith5338]

I remember a homeless man asked me for a dollar, after I said no, he asked me for my number. They nailed it with this one.

[@MisssKayy]

Girl! A homeless man asked me for some change outside of Taco Bell in chicago and I told him that I didn’t carry cash and he asked to take me out to dinner! I’m like, you can’t be serious!🤦🏽‍♀️

[@318brownie]

@@MisssKayy that same thing happened to me once 😂. I couldn't believe a panhandler hit on me😳

[@camismith5338]

@@MisssKayy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@camismith5338]

A homeless man once said to me " Girl, you are so beautiful, I swear if I had a house and job I would take care of you". Another man walked up to me once and flat out said " Can I get you pregnant?". Being a woman can be so awful

[@cwp4eva]

How’d he go from can I get a dollar to can I get your number? Lol

[@mijajajaja]

Oh gross, the "I can't get a hug tho?" gives me the chills due to how many times I've experienced this

[@Suz1]

Yes. Haaaate. Once I fended off a guy holding my book out in front of me with both hands saying loudly, "I DO NOT KNOW YOU AT ALL." He said, "That's what will make it special, baby" as I dodged around him at arms length and continued briskly by.

[@mijajajaja]

@@Suz1 Ahh, NOOO!! I would have said "make _WHAT_ special? You mean THIS?!" and then kicked him in the nuts haha

[@Suz1]

@@mijajajajaOh that would have been a dream. I tend to default to a sweet/offbeat/awkward persona to hold people off so I don't have off-the-cuff access to an aggro response if there's a veneer of civility, you know? I almost always manage to keep men from getting angry at me that way which is nice. I do have one good story along those lines: a really grimy homeless guy once spotted me at a bus stop and started cackling and came up to me really quickly with his arms outstretched for a hug. He was going to make me do it and he thought it was funny. I sat bolt upright and snapped out before he got within 6 feet: "I BEG YOUR PARDON! I need you to leave me alone!" That was half Miss Manners and half camp counselor (the "I need you to") phrasing. I knew I needed to not swear at all--I had to effectively chastise him and not use crass or abusive language for this strategy to work. And it did! It was almost hilarious--it pulled him up short and he turned around and scuttled away without my needing to say another word.

[@genichiroashina6372]

As a man, I gotta say, u ladies do suffer a lot. Can I get a kiss though?

[@priscillavillarruel7039]

The “you ugly anyway” comment after you reject them is so accurate! 😂😂💀

[@shontapl]

1000%

[@Joelswinger34]

And so pathetically childish! It's like they a five years old. Yet I have gotten it from supposedly adult men.

[@Max465]

Good God Chris Redd is one of the best SNL members when it comes to playing the fool. They way he expresses both physically and verbally is top notch.

[@ninjachannel007]

IKR, he can just say regular stuff but make a face and change his voice to be hilarious. Like the one skit where he's supposed to go on a suicide mission as a soldier and he says "I hate that a lot!" and it was the funniest part of the skit.

[@Highspirekid13]

You wanna see him playing a fool lol watch Disjointed. He's a side character with this girl their called Dank and Dabby they are funny as hell and he is dumb as shit in that show lol

[@Highspirekid13]

@@jackalterman uh oh we got a mad one already lol

[@Mojothreepwood]

So underrated

[@JenningsFilmsinc]

This was much better than the Please Don't Destroy video.

[@mjcreative4698]

this shit hits too close to home 🤣

[@BlakeMcCringleberry]

Don't worry about all that, though.

[@LindaC616]

Go look up Madd TV "but can I have your number?"

[@zippityzoop1478]

@@LindaC616 this def took some inspiration from it but went it’s own way

[@LindaC616]

@@zippityzoop1478 I'd say more than "inspiration ". All they cahnged was "but can I have your number?" To "can I talk to you ". Doing the scene outside so a car could run him over, and the crazy elements like the tail and the baby are their own touches

[@itme999]

Yeah, this is basically a documentary 😬

[@Person1865]

The only unrealistic part is that the women aren't alone when this is happening.

[@foedickson6128]

I think if they added that one small detail😬it might trigger a lot of women's PTSD. So I'm glad these fuctional characters had each other😊

[@nalanl]

Seriously

[@flala2261]

💯

[@tinamatic3500]

and that the car is on fire at a gas station... I'd be getting the heck out of there asap!!!!!!

[@alisafoster2268]

100%!!!

[@missreinab]

This resonates with every woman EVER. The insult at the end💀💀💀💀

[@brettreason484]

When getting hit on is your biggest adversity in life....

[@ardyh1947]

@@brettreason484 when strawmanning is the only way you can actually have an argument

[@disneydarling]

@@brettreason484 you say "hit on" We say harassed. When we say "no thanks" that should be the end of it. Period. But that's never the end of it. They won't leave you alone and it's not an effing compliment. I've been followed home, followed onto public transport, harassed at my job, cussed at, demeaned and had a drink thrown at me for IGNORING SOMEONE'S ADVANCES. Get the f over your own rejections and stop projecting your insecurities with women onto us.

[@kaylasheppard7746]

@@disneydarling 👏👏👏💯💯💯

[@ODessa002]

@@brettreason484 they didn't show how the real ending looks like for most women if you say no they hear "yes" if you say leave me alone they hear "come on over" if you say your taken they hear "your mine"... see but you're father probably didn't tell you that bc he wasn't gonna waste his bottom of the barrel life to take care of you and your mom obviously didn't teach you how to use that mouth of yours and failed you.

[@kengeorgejones6855]

Chris is great in this but I am so distracted by how stylish Zoe and Ego look. Classic movie stars.

[@Igaveyoumyfakename]

"Don't worry about all that doe."

[@betsyduane3461]

Terrible

[@jus_sanguinis]

Zoe looks like actress Emilia Clarke.

[@dgwdgw3693]

Get a life buddy

[@pitalovr]

serving inventing anna

[@gjha1202]

Chris Redd's comedic timing is on point!!

[@deetrick02]

Don worry bout all o that

[@blackguyofthesouth2161]

@@edwardo8988 yours is off

[@michaelblanchette2787]

Don't you mean the birds timing was on point?

[@dr.loomis4221]

You know this is heavily edited right?

[@christinegelabert1651]

This wasn't so much of a comedy sketches it was a perfect public service announcement! 😉😂😎

[@poolibo]

The unmitigated gall of these men, and the accuracy of it all. Well done SNL!!!

[@Damaris_Lane]

As a woman, I wish this would stop happening 😞. It’s not flattering at all, it’s just creepy and very uncomfortable. Thanks SNL for this amazing video 🥲

[@viliusesmontas1515]

Ayo babe , Can I Get Yo Numba ?

[@G59METH]

Ayo what's the matter girl

[@blaze2001]

Ofe it's the so what for me, I don't know guys like that keep going after a woman is not interested. I just don't get it.

[@skipbenny]

I bet a large amount of money nobody is coming up to you like that.

[@WeeHgt]

@@skipbenny how are you simping for imaginary dudes in a skit?

[@R1ckDeckard]

Strong Key&Peele energy in this sketch

[@katiekelly3136]

That's why its actually funny!! I wish key and Peele would come back...they have all the material they need now too!!!

[@amivlogsmx]

It reminds me Madtv Can I have ur number

[@davideanes3425]

More like the actual Mad TV version of this skit

[@Wingsnthings23]

Stolen from daryl

[@VelinSevven]

reminded me of the fuckboi characters that Cherdleys and Trevor Wallace play in their sketches

[@jamiemobley3264]

This is only 95% true. They didn’t say “yeah whatever b*tch” when the girls wouldn’t hug them 😂

[@michaelmcclelland9876]

This is the best "shameless man with no game" sketch I've ever seen! 🤣

[@questionmark9819]

Oh god this isn't even a parody, so many men are just so pushy and annoying like this and won't take no for an answer. FFS.

[@canaisyoung3601]

So it's satire?

[@FreedomofSpeech865]

Yes they are.

[@checynhadi2815]

Onggg 💯💯💯

[@michaelmcclelland9876]

More of a documentary, if anything.

[@lucasmcqueen7815]

What’s that mean? I’m saying though, can I get your number?

[@ericwilliams1659]

They should have finished with a comment about smiling more

[@Ryamix]

Michael made that joke on Weekend Update so they probably didn't wanna copy

[@GinaGreenlee]

Or, "Slow down gurl, why you moving so fast?" Cuz you a freak, dats why.

[@cyber_dildonics]

@@GinaGreenlee or "AY! You aint gonna say thank you?"

[@GinaGreenlee]

@@cyber_dildonics Ha!

[@shontapl]

Lol

[@jask7615]

This depicts the harassment that women deal with DAILY. It is not ok. It is not ok for us to have to hold our keys in our hands in case we get attacked. It is not ok that we have to carry attack alarms. It's not ok that we have all been followed at some point in our lives. Thanks SNL for this sketch. You hit the nail on the head with this one

[@SoulKingBK]

yeah it reminded me of when i was hitting on this broad while my baby went into the freeway

[@pink-roses-and-scarlet-skies]

Why are you holding keys? Those don't work. Get pepper spray, it actually works. (Or get a taser. Or a knife.)

[@jlg395]

Jesus Christ, it's just a sketch. Calm down.

[@jask7615]

@jlg395 I'm well aware it's just a sketch. If you'd read my comment COMPLETELY you'd have seen what I wrote at the end. But usual keyboard warriors live for stuff to critique!

[@jask7615]

@@jlg395 also- clearly not a woman.

[@patriciakrakowiak1442]

I live in Chicago and I literally see homeless men like this every day. They are either asking for change or trying to talk to women. They nailed this skit.

[@billyin4c514]

And if those men were six-foot-two and handsome, and had any kind of game plenty of those women would f*** them. Broke dude get p**** all the time.

[@patriciakrakowiak1442]

@@billyin4c514 Sorry but I don't know any woman who would sleep with a homeless man. Fyi I'm a Christian so me and my friends/ family don't have random sex ever.

[@billyin4c514]

@@patriciakrakowiak1442 There's was literally an expose about a tall blonde homeless guy who was addicted to heroin. He would hit on women and sleep with them to have a warm place to stay.

[@ashleycooper2268]

Dudes tryin to hit on you on the gas station are next level!. This is too accurate

[@tizzubestar]

😓

[@billyin4c514]

Why is there anything wrong with hitting on a woman at a gas station? Attraction isn't restricted to a few places. I mean people have workplace romances, is that appropriate?

[@penelopejackson7282]

@@billyin4c514 its the repeated like begging after the women clearly said no and weren't interested

[@billyin4c514]

@@penelopejackson7282 well for one thing plenty of men have gotten involved with women and it ended up becoming up long-term relationship through persistence. But yes in this case I have to agree with you that badgering a person is not cool. I think what happens is that these dudes don't know how to prioritize things in their lives. So I mean these are men that are not working on personal success, mental health, appearance, basically anything that has to do with cultivating a good quality life for themself. However they still have sexual urges, and the desire to have sexual companions so they're being driven by instinct instead of practical necessities. I think that's a real problem for most people, because developing yourself as an individual is it an arduous process, and gratifying yourself can be a way of escaping the hard work of personal development. I've actually been guilty of this, I have alot of emotional issues and things that I've needed to focus on for my health and well-being in life, and I've avoided it and then tried to seek out pleasure to alleviate the stress. It's not a good way to live your life but many of these men are psychologically undeveloped. They almost certainly come from households where they suffered neglect, possibly abuse, were surrounded by people who lived hand to mouth, and around criminals. They do not know how to delay gratification, or to cultivate a healthy disciplined life to improve themselves.

[@kimrussell9662]

@@billyin4c514 well, it's because they're stuck there and can't walk away. They are pumping their gas. Not to mention the man probably has a car too and can get in it and follow you. It happened to me once.

[@joniheisenberg6691]

OMG! Every woman has had an experience like this. 😅

[@kingbullyrock8739]

@Joni Heisenberg Not the fat or ugly ones

[@lydia4382]

It doesn't matter what you look like it. You can change yourself as much as possible and try to hide it happens just the same. If anything if your less attractive it happens more because they see you as an easier target

[@susivarga7303]

@@kingbullyrock8739 so... you think men like these have high standards. Ok.

[@TheGoofy1932]

@@kingbullyrock8739 It's about the mysognist's power dynamic-Not about a woman's looks. Your moronic comment is the same "logic " that leads to things like she couldn't have been raped because "she's Not pretty enough". I'd try to educate you further, but you're Not smart enough to understand. 😉

[@docwatson1134]

This has nothing to do with attraction, it's about threatening, hurting, and insulting women, full stop. As a man I have not had to ever deal with this, but in real life, with this happening, I would pull out a gun about halfway through, tell those assholes to be a block away by the time I count to three. But that's just me, old, irritable, and unwilling to be patient with strange assholes approaching me in a parking lot.

[@magnoliaholmes5422]

While this was exaggerated, it was the most accurate exaggeration I've ever seen 😂

[@bellaf7774]

This sketch actually makes me happy because now I know I'm not alone 🤣😂 especially when she says "talk about what?!" Lmaoo exactly 😂

[@robertdavis3036]

The escalation of this skit is perfection. Great job writers and actors for hitting all the right notes!

[@LaughingSaint66]

That’s a typical conversation in LA

[@dttruman]

I was told San Francisco.

[@thebeasfamily]

They always say you ugly anyways, when they get rejected 🙅🏾‍♀️😂😂. Real life

[@DK-zu6tt]

No joke. I met this guy on Sacramento's lightrail. When I told him I was married, he said: "Don't worry about it baby, I am better than your husband." To which I laughed and laughed and laughed. Then he walked away.

[@annielytical2448]

my favourite sketch, had me cackling the whole time because we've all experienced things like this 😭 some men cannot take no for an answer

[@oceanwoods]

Respect to all women! This is an everyday reality

[@keri1981]

"Don't worry about all that though!" 🤣 Lmao!

[@mariella2884]

Ahhh somehow SNL bottled every weird memory of riding the subway for 14 years. 🥰

[@deelightful6276]

Yeeeeessssss same! 😢 lmao

[@marciamcdevitt964]

Public busses, same same.

[@OhSheIndia]

a man from new york was in the parking lot of petsmart trying to talk to me while his dogs were having seizures in his trunk! this isnt an exaggeration at all lmaoo

[@hotatp]

Hilarious 🤣 “is that a tail?”, “it might be?”

[@ChamakCosmeticsChocolates]

Pure gold! This reminds me of one of my favorite sketches ever from Madtv where the woman is watching a movie at a theater and the guy keeps asking for her number. 💯 accurate depictions of disturbingly entitled low quality men with no boundaries harassing women who are usually alone and exceedingly uncomfortable with the unwelcomed attention.

[@meghannwilhoite]

the best part of that MadTV sketch is that the pushy guy is played by a brilliant comedian named Nicole Randall Johnson

[@SicilianSwissvalian]

exactly ...can i have yo number meets trevor wallace fuk boi skitts

[@French.Ass.Name.]

Can I have yo number!? What's your name delicate? Yvonne? Hold up, That's a French Ass Name!

[@zusiarosenthal4674]

Chris Redd is one of the most underrated comedians. He’s hilarious

[@miss.l.1563]

The crazy thing is though...... A LOT of men are like this. Can't take no for an answer.

[@checynhadi2815]

💯💯💯💯

[@theGreta]

I heard somewhere years ago that "when a man says no, it's the end of the discussion. When a woman says no, it's the beginning of a negotiation." This skit hit hard.

[@SuperChuckRaney]

Have you seen the much older SNL Can I get Your Numba?

[@remiogunsanya1585]

I really need the audience to laugh more at this one because this was unreal. Seriously funny!

[@seanjackson6440]

Right 💯💯💯mfs in the comments starting the woman’s movement 😂😂😂😂

[@joshuamauk6759]

So good! But seriously, gurrrl, can I get ya numbah!?

[@AdamGYodaWars]

Nah, this one was pretty fucking dumb

[@uosdwiSrdewoH]

I think they would have if it hadn't been cut. Presumably the laughter that's there is from dress. Maybe they were worried they'd miss something so the laughter wasn't as loud as it could be. Which, ironically, is probably why it didn't make it to the live broadcast.

[@ba8501]

"Can I have your home address?" lol. This skit is a true story. 🤣🤣 🤣

[@chrisprime3867]

"Is that a tail " 👀? Nailed it.. 🤣😂 lmfao

[@amapolaoxytocin1432]

😳Aaaaahhhh I promise to gawd this is wayyy too accurate 😣😅 The unmitigated gall that some dudes have, Knowing they aren't in ANY position to try to hook up w someone new, but still be persistent as ever!!! Its Absolutely Astounding🤣

[@DanielleBaylor]

"we're not trying to bother y'all" - continues to bother them... "Can I just get a hug?" Why is this real life though? SNL has become reality TV 😭🤣

[@rosemarybasse5498]

Dude, this is seriously every day at the bus station near where I live. I'm not even joking.

[@danabryant6138]

This feels like a documentary.

[@CalamityCannon]

Ignoring everything else, the line "when you gonna let me take you out to Harry Potter World and drink some butter beer?" actually might keep me talking to a guy if I were single 🤔

[@richmoves]

That's hysterical!😂

[@seanjackson6440]

You married? So what tho 😂Are you a Virgo or a Sagittari Cruise 😂😂

[@PoppyCorn144]

You’d ignore the plastic bag “shoes”? Butter beer does NOT taste that good.

[@hankmoody7513]

Ever have butterbeer though? It's kinda gross.

[@CalamityCannon]

@@hankmoody7513 nope, never have. I'm just down for going to HPW. Cause that sounds fun. Also, loved how Chris Redd delivered "butterbeer." Giving me a hint of Maya Rudolph in Big Mouth saying "bubble bath"

[@farazmahmood2552]

This is how it be at Detroit gas stations. Chris nailed this one

[@GlowySweetFabulous]

This is how it is at every gas station 🤣

[@mariah7167]

For sure! All gas stations in any hood!!

[@pascal9055]

A raging car fire at a gas station is usually the end of the conversation for me. I'm out. Fast!

[@joblo2671]

Glad to see key & Peele is having a positive effect on the writers! Bravo!

[@RobRoyR8R]

Chappelle inspired them. They are good, but he was pissed when they chose not to recognize him. Just a LITTLE history. Key and Peele was on Mad TV if you ever heard of that. It's funny. Take a look.

[@joblo2671]

@@RobRoyR8R I didn't know any of that. Used to watch madtv some but never saw k&p there. Hmmm...

[@tattitanssi]

@Jo Blo Not even that character playd by peele who called the cops coz' someone stole their weed? How can one forget him?

[@brynneholt1990]

Actually, this reminds me of another MadTV sketch played by Nicole Johnson - Can I have your Number?

[@joblo2671]

@@tattitanssi no, I guess it was a lot of brain cells ago lol. I just found them on YT a few years ago and like binge-watched every sketch I could find. I was so happy I found them I wasn't bummed I had missed out all this time.

[@heidiwood3142]

The only part of this skit that hasn’t happened to me in real life is the dude having a tail…to my knowledge anyway…

[@shontapl]

Lol

[@lbchoc4]

A guy once sat down across from me on the train, told me I was beautiful, then asked if he could move in with me. This sketch is BARELY exaggerated omg

[@taylorwescott7981]

I had an encounter just like this and the gas station employee came out and chased the guy away, all the way down the street. Respect.

[@laurendukes3099]

This was 100% ACCURATE & hilarious. Why wasn't this sketch in the show?

[@vivianjones9749]

Yeah! I’ve seen lots of ‘cut for time skits’ that are golden!!

[@shontapl]

This definitely should have made it in the show. This was so on point.

[@badfem]

you always know snl is TOO correct when the audience isnt laughing enough lol

[@faeriefire78]

They missed the classic response to being married/having a SO: "Come on, your man don't have to know."

[@jamiekickaholeinthesky9513]

Llmmaaaooo so true as If that is the issue

[@Wings4thisFairy]

Absolute most cringey response I’ve gotten to “I’m dating someone” is “so what! I’m married”… creeps

[@sakuramonster]

Man this isnt even a parody this is a documentary 😳 😭

[@Andyyoureastar]

I wish they exaggerated this concept even more more bc for me it was still a little too realistic for me to laugh lol

[@Ninkopi]

unfortunately this is real life

[@sundaymourning5329]

The ending - what every man says after being rejected! 🤣

[@donstarlancer]

No just like 10% of us. Haha. Still funny comment and I get it does happen though 🙂

[@sundaymourning5329]

@@donstarlancer you're right, I hate when ppl generalize an entire group of ppl and I went and did the very same thing. I of course didnt mean it literally, but regardless, I should have said something along the lines of "Relatable - So many woman have experienced a situation just like this. I know I have". Lol

[@donstarlancer]

@@sundaymourning5329 haha no harm. That’s why I was jovial in my reply.

[@sundaymourning5329]

@@donstarlancer ❤️

[@ivyblack8145]

You just know that there are guys out there watching this and saying that the girls were being ridiculous and should have taken it as a compliment cause those guys would have treated them right.

[@checynhadi2815]

💯🤣

[@mahoganysqueeze]

Some dude in the comments alluded to that by saying the guys that they want are passing by them.

[@ivyblack8145]

@@mahoganysqueeze lmao, what a joke of a person.

[@FC-hj9ub]

This is the comedic part of it, in real life they're much grosser and much scarier

[@abimbolaiyun8575]

Every random guy at the gas station 🤣

[@sheydoll]

I love Mikey & Chris soooooo much❤❤

[@elephantintheroom4202]

I feel the second hand embarrassment when I see guys like this approach women way out of their league and actually think they have a chance. SNL has been killing it with the everyday people skits.

[@crickettweeks4417]

Nothing wrong with a little ambition 🙃

[@johnindigo5477]

So ugly people should just stay away then?

[@penelopejackson7282]

@@johnindigo5477 yes

[@venishapillay9696]

This actually happens all the time

[@kristinnelson-patel442]

This would be hilarious if I hadn’t actually had experiences like this when I was younger.

[@jesushoobastankchrist251]

"Did a bird just $hit on your head!?" "Don't worry about all that baby girl." Smooth AF

[@checynhadi2815]

Lmfaooooooo SNL nailed this 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 so freaking true 😭💀🔥🤣

[@TheTheoTherone]

Everyone talking about Redd and the other dude, but Ego and Zoë were the best players at straight man in this sketch

[@Teo916]

"Is that a tail?!" LMAO WTF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@once861]

This reminded me of can i have your number from madtv but more detailed and snl-ified😂

[@LindaC616]

Thank you! Someone else remembers!

[@pretaporterp]

yes!!!

[@NancyMalcunMusic]

WORK DAT UPDO

[@davideanes3425]

FINALLY! I’m reading the comments like “c’mon someone here knows this from MadTV” My lil crois-sant!

[@lynettra7818]

lol i just commented on that too! can i get the ten digits that i enter telephonically to get to you? can i?🤣

[@Tsuka-bn8hq]

The way the car folds him. HA!

[@sheilawyatt898]

The story of my life. Some guys just can't take Noooooooo.🤣

[@randyranderson690]

As a man, I see this way too much happening to ladies. And it makes me embarrassed to know so many men act like this.

[@ioneparker1064]

Make sure to speak up. These guys only listen to other Penises™️

[@checynhadi2815]

💯💯💯

[@HeyCutie90]

Had this experience once on a public bus. Dude hit on me and asked me relentlessly for my number for a half hour straight, then told me I'm not even that pretty with all that acne on my face. Twelve was a rough age.

[@SucculentSorcerer]

One time a guy asked me for money. When I said no, he asked if he could take me on a date. I said "how are you gonna pay for it?!"

[@randomguy-hn2ny]

Chris Redd doing a parody of Timothy Chalamet in Don't Look Up! XD

[@brucelau2023]

Legit tho how amazingly stylish Zoë and ego look , they’re just fabulous

[@ninjamikey2020]

"Don't worry 'bout all that" 🤣

[@cj_protein]

I literally just spit out my tea from laughing

[@raedees]

'Lil ma...I'm tryna take you c a m p i n g'

[@MaxBernseGA]

Lol!! Guys who act like that **really** exist 🤣

[@Juliet475]

And, THAT is NOT comforting.

[@MaxBernseGA]

@@Juliet475 I know. I'm a woman. Don't let first names confuse you.

[@cmwashington]

They was ugly anyway - they forgot to say that in hearing distance of the women Famous last words after a firm, "No. thank you. I'm not interersted." UM SIR, I WASN'T UGLY WHEN YOU STARTED THIS CONVERSATION! lololol

[@checynhadi2815]

That’s how they cope 💀

[@Chrriekay907]

That's how it really is, though 😂

[@now4itfriends]

This is SO real 🤣😫

[@bellaapple2166]

Too real smh 😑

[@SuburbanSavage]

Chris Redd is so underrated!

[@pandapanda8354]

The only unrealistic part is that the men didn’t start getting mean, loud and threatening when they heard no.

[@smileyfacewithsunglasses7613]

True story! Mad respect though, the guys who have the least to offer have the most confidence!

[@waltonsimons12]

Politicians, too....

[@a.a9021]

Eh, I wouldn't call it "confidence" if it isn't backed by actual ability. More like "delusion"!

[@waltonsimons12]

@@a.a9021 Potato, Potahto.... ;-)

[@jonathangoldsmith7832]

This might be the best whole episode of SNL.

[@CancellerPalpatine]

Zoe was fantastic, the episode was an episode. There's been a lot of SNL.

[@loveforeignaccents]

Wow!

[@adotey5269]

May not be the best episode of the whole of Snl but it was definitely one the best episodes in a very long time

[@redwarrior2342]

ngl snl has been killing it lately

[@wadsworthaaron]

It was a good episode, but Robin Williams' first SNL was start-to-finish hysterical. I'd say it might be the best episode since the "Eddie Murphy Returns" episode (after 35 yrs. away from SNL) or the Adam Sandler return episode.

[@jampsonn1826]

This was uncomfortably accurate. Lmao men are out of their minds most of the time

[@agnesvidal5246]

SMH... More so women 🙄

[@saulthechainbreaker1467]

Only dudes who talk to women like that are ones who are mentally unstable.

[@christianschoff2490]

@@saulthechainbreaker1467 Incorrect. It's most dudes.

[@stopgettingtriggered]

would you rather be a guy who never gets asked out in his entire life?

[@Rubrick23.]

So let's make a video of woman dating high school boys and inmates. And fucking homeless men. Don't believe me look it up.

[@RhiannonClarkMusicofficial]

I once had a man ask me on a date whilst begging at an ATM... This Sketch reminds me of this 😂😂😂❤️🙏

[@Ravenkeyana]

The determination, it just never stops 😭😭😭

[@imacloud11]

Mad TV "can I get your number" did it first lol

[@charminglady2011]

No they didn't, heck living color did this before mad tv. But this isn't based on any show.. its based on reality . This is from neckbeard/incel horror stories posts. Or pick up artists. These dudes don't care if you have a ring. They are just persistent. This is a growing issue now not just 20 year ago.

[@NatashaMay10]

That happened to me on Thursday. “Can I be your friend?”

[@ZeppelinPietrPryor]

This one is so spot on. All down to the “yo I don’t mean to bother you but…”

[@brynneholt1990]

Just missing, “So you can’t have friends?”

[@noahrigby3473]

This activates my fight or flight response

[@svmto]

This needs to be required viewing in high school fr fr