I've disobeyed every "Don't try this at home" disclaimer I've ever seen and yet even I, in this instance, feel the need to say: please don't try to use any of the lines you see in this video 💀
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@Lord__Voldemort Жыл бұрын
Please don’t suck my nose
@rekhavmenon1507 Жыл бұрын
I
@olaoaoaoaoaoaoaaoaoaooaooa7484 Жыл бұрын
why not
@chickendinnerthewinner Жыл бұрын
*sucks*
@meekotheotter2801 Жыл бұрын
u gonna stop me sweetcheeks?
@plasmasack Жыл бұрын
Stop having such a succulent nose then
@shapooopiefour7173 Жыл бұрын
One Redditor may not be able to get a girlfriend, but with the power of teamwork, *many* Redditors may not be able to get a girlfriend.
@doughboywhine11 ай бұрын
Like crabs in a bucket
@kyokazuto11 ай бұрын
Can they get a boyfriend tho
@Davian207311 ай бұрын
@@kyokazutoThat sounds... Kinda gay ngl
@klsad10 ай бұрын
@@Davian2073science says that it is 100% straight to fuck guys
@dampseeker10 ай бұрын
ape together still not strong
@defective6811 Жыл бұрын
I used the 'a penis is just a cabbage' line on my wife while she as playing nintendo and now she's playing nintendo AND listening to an audiobook so she, quote, 'wont have to deal with (my) bullshit.' Thanks reddit!
@EternalShadow1667 Жыл бұрын
Reddit: helping couples raise their productivity by 200%
@BeastBeatsYoMom11 ай бұрын
Just wait until she starts eating cabbage, then say it again
@dizzy_jump11 ай бұрын
you got it wrong
@Orangekid6510 ай бұрын
@@dizzy_jumpyeah, it should be "cabbage is just penis in disguise."
@TheRealBatabii10 ай бұрын
Your wife plays nintendo? Damn, you got lucky
@Armadeus11 ай бұрын
"are you my mom because you look like my father's wife" gets me giggling every time
@navnibrijesh72587 ай бұрын
Fr it sounds like a lost child finding his mum 😭
@nyankitttyy6 ай бұрын
3:25 is timestamp if you guys need it
@FilipinoNoob694203 ай бұрын
@@nyankitttyy w
@nyankitttyy3 ай бұрын
@@FilipinoNoob69420 thank you and yw
@yesy8s522 ай бұрын
I read it as "are you my mom because you look like my wife's father"
@straybricks7 ай бұрын
“Comment removed by moderator” is such an underrated inclusion.
@Hi-dx1xk6 ай бұрын
What in the world could that one word have been?? 😂
@LarryTheTugaGamer15115 ай бұрын
@@Hi-dx1xkSome things are best to remain unknown..
@lolliii54775 ай бұрын
no beings shall know what horrors lie beneath such statement...
@darthvaderbutwayshittier70544 ай бұрын
It makes the joke funnier.
@T-Gwen-T2 ай бұрын
There’s only one word that’s more horrific than a swear word. That if I even said it here I would get banned.
@ThatOneSeal Жыл бұрын
"I’m horny, so watch out" is the one sentence for the whole internet
@mistercrimson6310 ай бұрын
“You can’t sum up the internet in one sentence.” Me, an intellectual:
@slametdinatadinata64510 ай бұрын
Internet can be cool
@kianbeheshti54719 ай бұрын
i sure am💀
@tubaraofluente8 ай бұрын
"NEVER make decisions when you're horny" someone smarter than me, probably
@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl7 ай бұрын
Zeus be like
@homosexual7 Жыл бұрын
Only redditors can come up with a pick up line as beautiful as “Lets burn calories by skipping quickly, through pillows”
@IcedCoffeBestCoffee Жыл бұрын
Let’s intercourse for many seconds
@TT35109 Жыл бұрын
What’s funny about these pick up lines is that the humour of the line itself is what makes it a great pick up line. Better to bag someone with a sense of humour anyway. XD
@maazfarhantheepicgamer31111 ай бұрын
the funniest is hey there Asshole!
@pixelzebra844010 ай бұрын
Why did I get chills reading that one
@gunslingergirl25799 ай бұрын
@@TT35109 As a short, overweight, bearded, Japanese card game-playing guy once told my brother, "As long as they're laughing, their eyes are closed. And if their eyes are closed, they're not looking at all of this." I think he's pretty good-looking in the face, though; the fat was nice to his chin.
@___________________________-.-6 ай бұрын
The guy who placed a comma after "kids" is a true hero
@lolliii54775 ай бұрын
KIDS, comma, NOW
@chaoschaoschaoss2 ай бұрын
that couldve, ahem, gone uh very wrong
@BlakeH..888_2 ай бұрын
Wait, what?
@chaoschaoschaoss2 ай бұрын
@@BlakeH..888_ the sentence couldve turned into, uh, any number of sexual prompts involving children-
@Biggest_Idiot_Around11 ай бұрын
"Everybody wants romance but nobody wants my gonads" is so criminally underrated
@dreamingscarlettm54159 ай бұрын
Sounds like song lyrics actually
@martyruth779 ай бұрын
god i wish - an ace
@GumSkyloard9 ай бұрын
@@martyruth77 thanks for playing along with the joke
@kianbeheshti54718 ай бұрын
dont worry someone will like them eventually...... hopefully
@kathryn745 ай бұрын
fr 😭
@0ri0nssuspenders Жыл бұрын
Just picturing a person yelling "SOMEBODY STOP THE LONELINESS" At a shocked looking person with a drink in their hand over booming club music is sending me 😂
@isitsweet9567 Жыл бұрын
It's like something out of a novel.
@robinrehlinghaus1944 Жыл бұрын
That sounds like it has happened already 21 times in 21 clubs and 21 pubs in 21 countries for 21 men
@N95j Жыл бұрын
@@robinrehlinghaus1944hmmmm, technically wouldn’t that be a bit more than 21 times? just curious
@badwulff Жыл бұрын
@@N95j 21 times per club y'see
@isitsweet9567 Жыл бұрын
@@badwulff Wouldn't you have to adjust the number of instances per country for population and popularity of club culture in that country?
@fish-champ Жыл бұрын
Matt Rose is like an internet archeologist, he’s constantly finding posts from a time long ago
@Capybara_Productions Жыл бұрын
@SidTheSquid999you
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Жыл бұрын
@@Capybara_Productionsa
@SauceTheSecond Жыл бұрын
Pineapple?
@25VolarSleet Жыл бұрын
@@SauceTheSecond cuz
@IndigoMoons Жыл бұрын
@@25VolarSleet bromelain
@shennyboi110 Жыл бұрын
4:02 -“Did god have sex with an ostrich?-“ That’s got to be the MOST random setup line i’ve ever heard but the punchline actually works 😂
@Brass3196 ай бұрын
does it?
@thatonecabridog5 ай бұрын
_does it?_
@robinchesterfield424 ай бұрын
Which god are we talking about? If it's Zeus, he DID actually bang a chick as a swan and have twins that were born from a frickin' egg... Mythology is fun. :P
@palmossi3 ай бұрын
500th like!
@Mag3.14153 ай бұрын
*_does it?_*
@starlightbard11 ай бұрын
"Bonjour, je brûlée amoureux" is probably the most threatening thing here, omg lol "Good morning, I burned in love"
@Zarmdthecoolest2 ай бұрын
Sounds like they set their SO on fire
@doo_lissdu_lighost6133Ай бұрын
I fell into a burning ring of fire
@vincenttrigg4521Ай бұрын
Sounds romantic to me, sounds like they are burning due to being in love with them
@ElectricalStorm15 күн бұрын
@@doo_lissdu_lighost6133 and it burned burned burned, the flames went higher
@rsnnramlall9642 Жыл бұрын
i love that part where reddit decides to sing sweet caroline cause it actually may work as a pickup line
@icecranberry2148 Жыл бұрын
Well, her name has to be actually Caroline but yeah.
@LordAJ12345 Жыл бұрын
@@icecranberry2148 Or you have to be a really good singer
@DitzyNizzy2009 Жыл бұрын
@@icecranberry2148- "Who's Caroline? My name's Rachel."
@Alfonso162008 Жыл бұрын
@@DitzyNizzy2009 "Whoops, sorry!" *starts singing "Rosanna" by Toto*
@smileyface81mc77 Жыл бұрын
I loved that part, it was genuinely really charming. Like, it was absolutely a “task failed successfully” thing, but I loved it lol. Like, everyone in that thread was like “bollocks to this, let’s sing some Neil Diamond!”
@mikethegoo Жыл бұрын
"Tonight, you will wank" sounds more like an answer to the pickup line than a pickup line itself
@Gary-Eng11 ай бұрын
it sounds like the beginning of a movie trailer
@The_Professional_Moron11 ай бұрын
“The doctor said you’d never wank again… It’s a miracle!”
@AngelBirdo10 ай бұрын
@@Gary-Eng A horror movie trailer, the quote very much feels like a threat
@erihtea071910 ай бұрын
It sounds like a command
@saccorhytus10 ай бұрын
@@AngelBirdoget ready for the wank of your life
@imthepigeonguy11 ай бұрын
I love how they can't form a coherent sentence but as soon as someone starts singing Sweet Caroline everyone's all in
@wumfumblus8 ай бұрын
"How hard is calculus? Not as hard as my.. prostate" is possibly the best pickup line ever
@Slimeball21_33 ай бұрын
Last guy saved it from being worse lol
@macaronandcheese181133 ай бұрын
@@Slimeball21_3 not as hard as my... heart :(
@amerain172919 сағат бұрын
Bro has prostate cancer 😭
@that_one_paperclip8373 Жыл бұрын
this is probably one of the few videos that I haven't heard Matt say "skullemoji" and I am genuinely surprised.
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf Жыл бұрын
Huh, true. I didn't think about that...
@user-ez8gv Жыл бұрын
Well he has the one piece skull on his shirt💀☠️🏴☠️
@avivyoukerharel2140 Жыл бұрын
Emojis are kinda a taboo on reddit
@73frogs Жыл бұрын
he did use the skull emoji in the description!
@anomalousanimates Жыл бұрын
SKULLL EMMOJIIII
@arvt_ Жыл бұрын
this is the equivalent of re-translating a phrase into rarely used language hundreds of times
@aionicthunder Жыл бұрын
Eh, not enough instances of "I came". Or insisting they are "grounded and high"
@isitsweet9567 Жыл бұрын
@@aionicthunder I see you are a man of culture. But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All.
@AXAXAXAYt Жыл бұрын
@@aionicthunderwhen you ask gays what they did at the party
@Ellisepha Жыл бұрын
Especially the "Let's intercourse for many seconds" one.
@EpicLaserMage7198 Жыл бұрын
@@aionicthunder a possible Book of Mario fan?
@Lassoloc9 ай бұрын
"Cabbage is just penis in disguise" gives a new meaning to Matt rubbing the cabbage in his lap in the intro
@luthorr0003 ай бұрын
I JUST REALIZED
@human01.125 күн бұрын
"they have already breached our defences"
@hughcaldwell10348 күн бұрын
Best part is that lettuce used to be a potent sex symbol... okay, lettuce isn't cabbage, but come on...
@zeldagamelover2410 ай бұрын
Need more of these "one word at a time" videos, cause this is hilariously amazing
@BozKol Жыл бұрын
"You look like a fookin horse" immediately followed by "Let's intercourse for many seconds" had me WHEEZING.
@dumaass11 ай бұрын
I have never heard of a better pickup line than "Let us intercourse for many seconds".
@Unidentified95211 ай бұрын
FR LMAO
@alansmithee41911 ай бұрын
verbing nouns will never not be funny.
@bjorncorvin45686 ай бұрын
Henry 8th be like:
@De19thKingJulion6 ай бұрын
Sarah Jessica Parker
@8squared0078 ай бұрын
“Lemme get us a table at Mcdick’s” is CRIMINALLY underappreciated
@Jupiter-T5 ай бұрын
Yeah I'm not into men, but for people who are, surely that would work, no??
@8squared0075 ай бұрын
@@Jupiter-T Nah, it works for straight guys too. “Hey girl, lemme get us a table at McDick’s. What’re you orderin’?”
@Jupiter-T5 ай бұрын
@@8squared007 Straight men like to be called girls? XD
@Secretly-Selina4 ай бұрын
4:48 missed opportunity for them to spell “Tonight, WE STEAL THE MOON”
@somerandomgamer85047 күн бұрын
Tonight, on Top Gear-
@ElClubGatunoCR Жыл бұрын
"Let me get us a table at McDicks" had me wheezing of laughter lmao. It sounds like something you COULD say, but you just royally screw up
@Demoli158411 ай бұрын
are
@pinkcowqueen11 ай бұрын
@@Demoli1584 you
@dragooon78411 ай бұрын
@@pinkcowqueensure
@pinkcowqueen11 ай бұрын
@@dragooon784 that
@chickendoodle3211 ай бұрын
@@pinkcowqueen you
@fivepainbbles Жыл бұрын
“Methamphetamine sure tastes sweeter on tits” is actually a great pickup line
@cursedbeans5560 Жыл бұрын
No
@Coercioner Жыл бұрын
@@cursedbeans5560yes.
@HotdogWaterVibes Жыл бұрын
Im gonna use it on my friend and see how they react lmao
@Smoldragoncat Жыл бұрын
I never expected to hear this from someone with a Ralsei pfp
@sholamakinde430 Жыл бұрын
what happened to ralsei how did he get on this horrific part of the internet why did you stoop down to reddit
@SavouryGalette5 ай бұрын
"No one DARES to suckle my t e e t before bathtime" made me laugh so unnecessarily hard.
@jesper883611 ай бұрын
I’m absolutely begging you do this again, I’ve already watched this 3 times and died cackling every time Edit: watched it for the fourth time and laughed so hard I was clutching my stomach and straining to fucking breathe. If I die, it’s gonna be because of this video. I was trying so hard not to just start screaming laughing, my whole family is asleep!
@kh68536 ай бұрын
How do not wake everyone up? Seriously
@JackFennec98 Жыл бұрын
I was out with a couple of friends not to long ago and one of them brought the line "Excuse me but I shat in my bed, can I sleep in yours tonight?" Worst part? It actually worked
@emilysmith296511 ай бұрын
What are people DOING out there
@pixelzebra844010 ай бұрын
Bro 💀
@0_dearghealach_08310 ай бұрын
Excuse me?!
@saccorhytus10 ай бұрын
What the cow
@elsandwich74819 ай бұрын
How the absolute fuck did that work
@Thereischeeseindeed Жыл бұрын
Him calling his partner his "other half" is actually so sweet
@2cv693 Жыл бұрын
It's an old British saying (at least I've only heard older people say it), I'm pretty sure it's more common in t'North
@neblolthecarnerd Жыл бұрын
@@2cv693I hear it a decent bit and I'm down south
@Avendesora Жыл бұрын
"better half" is the one I hear a lot in the pacific northwest of the US, personally
@cursedbeans5560 Жыл бұрын
@@2cv693can agree,it is said a lot in the north,even by some of the modern generation
@caitlinrix294 Жыл бұрын
@@2cv693My boyfriend has been referring to me as such for the entirety of our relationship thus far. He's 30.
@transbiologistthetransesto79567 ай бұрын
I keep trying to pick a favorite and I just keep rewatching. That one's my favorite
@XYZB0RG5 ай бұрын
I think transgender and biologist is a bit of an oxymoron, isn't it?
@CR1MSONACE3 ай бұрын
@@XYZB0RGIf you had more than a basic biology textbook you would know Gender isn't just male or female. Mushrooms have roughly 6 Billion.
@olivercharles29303 ай бұрын
@@XYZB0RGit is
@norgedАй бұрын
@@XYZB0RG Truly
@AstroTheKing11447 ай бұрын
"pubic hair dost not tangle if thou shave" was my favorite
@JustAnEverydayAccount Жыл бұрын
No, no they can’t. Out of any group of people ever, Reddit are the worst possible people to be charismatic
@zorapianist Жыл бұрын
Agreed. They're as charismatic as a wall
@donpollo3154 Жыл бұрын
@@zorapianist even a wall is more inviting to run into than a redditor
@SuperHGB Жыл бұрын
@@zorapianistThat's an insult to walls
@EdnaK728 Жыл бұрын
Some people have told me that I was wrong to date Comic Book Guy because he looks like he spends an ungodly amount of time on Reddit
@yell0w-man Жыл бұрын
@@donpollo3154what about a disc mod
@KMDT_BLITZ Жыл бұрын
And like always. Reddit is just the equivalent of a classroom of 8th graders hicked off ecstacy
@HashSl1ng1ngSlasher Жыл бұрын
Tbh this is from the golden period 7 or 8 years ago. The platform has since botted up and devolved noticeably.
@shadow_flux2304 Жыл бұрын
Yup. THATS WHY THAT HAPENED OMFG LAST UEAR WAS AWFUL😭😭😭😭💀
@husky0098 Жыл бұрын
@@namantherockstar You seem legit. Though advertising in other people's comment sections isn't cool. That stuff can ruin your public image. I'll make an exception because you do actually make videos, but don't do this again.
@BiggiecheeseAKAgod Жыл бұрын
@@husky0098 Bro they're a bot they literally spam this on a ton of videos in order to get views and subscribers, they definitely are NOT legit.
@wingerwc Жыл бұрын
Been there done that-
@KITT.00710 ай бұрын
“Let us get a table at McDicks” was my absolute favorite pickup line, made me snort
@SkyEcho75111 ай бұрын
The reaction of Matt telling his girlfriend a random pickup line constructed by the hive mind of reddit and her finding it nice is just, a knee-slapper.
@tireiron3452 Жыл бұрын
It starts off normal, then there's always 1 guy who says some wack shit, and the rest of the redditors try to salvage the line. That's how we get "Girl, you are hotter then sunburns on my Aunt Pam."
@rosepinkskyblue Жыл бұрын
Then why does the wack shit get upvoted lol it’s obviously better that way
@chinsaw272711 ай бұрын
Its as if you have rehearsed a pickup line, but as you go to ask the person out, you stutter out a slip of the tongue, then try to salvage it.
@bonedude128610 ай бұрын
Do You Want To Sex? My Bed?
@sleepdeep3058 ай бұрын
“Are you my mom cause you look like my fathers wife”
@bellhel2277 ай бұрын
I genuinely love that line 😂😂😂
@Un_prønøunceable Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorites now actually. I’m over here practically cripplingly sick and cackling my coughing ass off watching Matt’s videos with zero regret in regards to my sore throat
@tommyl5319 Жыл бұрын
I have to keep rewinding because I miss the next ones from laughing 😂
@Matt_Rose Жыл бұрын
Feel better soon! ☺️
@Fun_maths Жыл бұрын
same
@zetametallic Жыл бұрын
Get well soon. Being ill is shit. X
@arnerademacker Жыл бұрын
Literally same, thank you for brightening our sick days, Matt!
@wolf.haley489 ай бұрын
PLEASE SEQUAL THIS IS MY FAVORITE EVER
@HenrySoloss9 ай бұрын
Short answer: No Long answer: No, but with examples
@strangecolouredbird Жыл бұрын
If Matt ever does "Parents getting franchise names wrong", I once showed my Mum a song from DHMIS and she said "Is this from Dont trust me I'm naked? The one with the Duck?" ☠️
@tailpig6417 Жыл бұрын
He already did that with movie names, with some other ones thrown in, so this would be a sequel
@lalas181 Жыл бұрын
Man, I sure do love hit KZbin series turned somehow just as excellent TV show Don't Trust Me, I'm Naked
@mazzy_ivy Жыл бұрын
SKUH-HUUUULL EMOJAAAY
@inkcloudss11 ай бұрын
IM SORRY BUT THIS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS WHAT
@TheNewOrchestra11 ай бұрын
"Don't Trust Me, I'm Naked" sounds like the worst porn parody in the history of porn parodies.
@tornadey018 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised no one dared start with the word "Never"
@okesjsjs Жыл бұрын
Have
@epos.nephilo Жыл бұрын
I
@L3NORE.RAWR.X3 Жыл бұрын
@@epos.nephiloeaten
@L3NORE.RAWR.X3 Жыл бұрын
@@pleaseenteraname1574hair
@LobsterMobsterTheCrispiestLoaf Жыл бұрын
Weiner
@goldenapplesaga54468 ай бұрын
Bro im only half way through this video and this is proving to be my favorite Matt Rose video
@fiedlerheise10 ай бұрын
"Are you going to poop first?" Dayum, I knew dates could get weird, but emotionally scarring card games never crossed my mind
@isabellacrump103 Жыл бұрын
Off topic but like why does Matt’s wife sound like the nicest lady ever LOL
@Matt_Rose Жыл бұрын
Ye she's a goodun
@koiifsh Жыл бұрын
she sounds like she makes the best cookies
@j_cannot_type Жыл бұрын
SHE IS 😭😭😭💗💗💗
@mr_dumbgogles4281 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I met her personally yerterday night, she is a sweetheart ❤ 😊
@j_cannot_type Жыл бұрын
@@mr_dumbgogles4281is this sarcastic or not IM GOING INSANE
@IagreewithDmitri Жыл бұрын
I don't want to alarm you Matt, but Bamboo has turned into a cabbage.
@nealjroberts4050 Жыл бұрын
I don't want to alarm you but that wasn't his Bamboo.
@olivebrosnan4437 Жыл бұрын
@@nealjroberts4050r/whooosh
@rob3rtbigtoegaming431 Жыл бұрын
No, that's not Bamboo, that's a penis. Remember, cabbage is just penis in disguise.
@werul Жыл бұрын
@@namantherockstar how old are you?
@thething.s Жыл бұрын
@@namantherockstarbeg more
@AlexReynard8 ай бұрын
I don't know _why_ this is my favorite video you've made, but I am in literal tears laughing right now. The cabbage foreshadowing was pristine brilliance.
@leonardrechain262610 ай бұрын
for those who didnt understand the french part, it can be roughly translated to: Hi, i burned your lover.
@captainpalegg2860 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: there actually is a sub specifically for this kind of thing: r/onewordeach . not just pickup lines, either; could be anything from "what should i get my girlfriend for her birthday? owe" to "help i stole owen wilson's lucky underwear and now he's sending a hitman after me! owe" might be fun to do a video on that sometime.
@myyoutubeaccount4167 Жыл бұрын
Sounds fun
@N95j Жыл бұрын
why is owe at the end of both sentences? and im guessing owe = one word each.. but my question still stands
@captainpalegg2860 Жыл бұрын
exactly@@N95j
@MandMs05 Жыл бұрын
@@N95j I have two guesses, the first one I thought of first the second one I think is more likely 1: That's how you end a sentence, similar to "goodbye" on r/askouija 2: These are post titles, and they're formatted to have "one word each" at the end of each title.
@fyra_cat211911 ай бұрын
@N95j probably so if someone sees the post out of context, they know it's one word each
@elisecode2212 Жыл бұрын
WAIT Matt stroking the cabbage at the beginning was foreshadowing. “Cabbage is just penis in disguise.” I feel so clever.
@ce7624 Жыл бұрын
You ARE so clever! I didn't realize until I read this comment, haha!
@elisecode2212 Жыл бұрын
@@ce7624 thanks lol
@SSYX3365 ай бұрын
Having pains in my side, watched this, pains got worse, 10/10.
@ZUPKA_11 ай бұрын
3:22 I CHOKED ON MY WATER HELP- 😭😭😭
@hobbytunez2519 Жыл бұрын
For those who don’t know, google translate tells me that the French one means “Hello, I’m in love.” Maybe everyone else can tell and I’m the idiot who only knows 1 French word, but it’s telling that the only somewhat affectionate pick-up line Reddit could come up with isn’t in English at all.
@N95j Жыл бұрын
damn
@OntarioTrafficMan Жыл бұрын
3:15 it says "Hello, I burned infatuated" where burned is the adjective, not the verb. Basically it makes no sense.
@hobbytunez2519 Жыл бұрын
@@OntarioTrafficMan Ah… that’s more on brand for Reddit. This is why I had the “google translate” caveat. That’s probably what they used to make the post.
@MetaBloxer Жыл бұрын
@@hobbytunez2519"brûlée" is probably from hearing "creme brûlée"
@hobbytunez2519 Жыл бұрын
@@MetaBloxer Okay, upon retrying the translation, I got something closer to what it actually means. I must’ve mistyped it or something the first time but you’re right, thinking about it now, they almost definitely just chose a random French word.
@scarlett5065 Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: no, reddit can not, in fact, write pick up lines with one word at a time Edit: The replies 💀💀 that took a dark turn FAST
@dantelawrence4676 Жыл бұрын
And I don't think KZbin, Twitter, 4Chan or Tumblr can either.
@itsAGMbtw Жыл бұрын
@@dantelawrence4676bet. Are
@idcgaming518 Жыл бұрын
@@dantelawrence4676I don't know. Tumblr went through a phase a few years back of absolutely nailing pickup lines.
@RushWheeler Жыл бұрын
Idk, "You look hotter than a sunburn on my aunt Pam" actually works pretty well.
@pvzgamerlegisniana6492 Жыл бұрын
can youtube do it though?
@user-nu8xi4sl1e9 ай бұрын
"My horoscope told me the secret recipe to your heart" would've been so good if those added on words weren't there-
@QuadteRr3 ай бұрын
For me, this is the best video on the channel. I just come back to it about once a month and can't breathe properly because while laughing at one hilariously delivered line, I hear another and laugh even harder. Simply brilliant.
@justin2308 Жыл бұрын
“I’m. Sorry.” Nono, that comes AFTER the pickup line.
@necron8992 Жыл бұрын
Matt sitting there with a cabbage between his legs was genius
@DatFrogGuy Жыл бұрын
exactly what I thought 😂
@Stellar3929 Жыл бұрын
I’m glad someone other than me noticed
@2nukitv218 Жыл бұрын
He was petting the cabbage.
@mazzy_ivy Жыл бұрын
@@2nukitv218 yeah
@stardewofpyrrhia438111 ай бұрын
“Cabbage is just a…” OH
@jwensauer20805 ай бұрын
"Black tights lightly skim your beautiful yet ghostly bum hair" is the all time favourite now :')
@Nychthemeron0710 ай бұрын
This is the funniest video I've ever seen ever and that's not an exaggeration
@Glegh Жыл бұрын
Matt caressing a lettuce made me feel something, something really wierd
@mrtwistr Жыл бұрын
remember cabbage is just penis in disguise....
@MielBeta Жыл бұрын
"Lettuce is just a pp in disguise" WAIT
@dragos1239 Жыл бұрын
@@MielBeta so he was masturbating the whole time...
@mokubah Жыл бұрын
It made me feel weird the first time too, but you just need to embrace the feeling. You will learn soon enough, then unlock a world you thought you could only ever visit in your dreams.
@ajmkittens9_YT Жыл бұрын
@@MielBetaOH WAIT I JUST REALIZED TOO
@unnamellie Жыл бұрын
"Can you help me financially" I felt that😢
@thedetermined110 ай бұрын
About as smooth as sandpaper.
@RedPandaKT9 ай бұрын
I love the foreshadowing for the 'cabbage is just penis in disguise' at the start there
@rcotton3137 Жыл бұрын
The way he deliver it make it sound like an actual compliment 2:43
@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb9 ай бұрын
It was, haven't you heard of that classic line?
@TheScrunker Жыл бұрын
man, your comedic timing is ON POINT. I was laughing my ass of the entire video because of it
@Country.Cowboy.SolaceАй бұрын
“doge doge doge doge doge and she left” “ *starts singing sweet caroline-* “
@PepperOhNo5 ай бұрын
2:19 my favorite genre of flirting is literally just “uhhhh I uhhhh intercourse”
@stapoldy_propaganda_account Жыл бұрын
3:17 "hello, i burned in love."
@officerdonut276 ай бұрын
thank you
@stapoldy_propaganda_account5 ай бұрын
@@officerdonut27 you're welcome
@Plut0TheCrypt1d4 ай бұрын
thank you goo
@stapoldy_propaganda_account4 ай бұрын
@@Plut0TheCrypt1d i'm not goo i'm the stapoldy propaganda account...💔💔
@Plut0TheCrypt1d4 ай бұрын
@@stapoldy_propaganda_account wowzers
@aidanaylward9237 Жыл бұрын
"girl can you help me financially" Signed, the aroace community
@yuzamei Жыл бұрын
REAL?!
@aidanaylward923711 ай бұрын
@@yuzameireal :)
@shinekitten76695 ай бұрын
so real
@mrvoidschannel359 Жыл бұрын
1:43 straight forward line, got me dead lmao
@Skywolfhd20 Жыл бұрын
0:27 fun fact: this can be made *worse* "girl, are you from mississippi? cause your the only miss whose piss i wanna sipppi"
@monicaraybrandt11 ай бұрын
i'm guessing you watch elira pendora
@Skywolfhd2011 ай бұрын
@@monicaraybrandt i used to
@robinchesterfield424 ай бұрын
I assumed that's what they were originally going for, only it got screwed up. ;P
@sammieegoldwand Жыл бұрын
Last night I randomly thought of the pickup line “are you a siren because you make me wanna jump into the ocean” It was 12 am and I now realize how fucking horrible that is.
@derekeastman77718 ай бұрын
Are you a siren? Because I’d jump in the ocean after you. Still not great…
@thekicker25176 ай бұрын
Are you a siren? Because you're a man-eater with a voice that makes sailors drown themselves. That's definitely not going to work.
@kh68536 ай бұрын
Are you a siren? Because you make me want to tie myself to the mast
@alpha_c. Жыл бұрын
2:11 the “(comma)” was a genius idea ngl
@knockingjack11 ай бұрын
fr he thought of that
@luna_nova_098 ай бұрын
…can you explain the difference please? My brain isn’t co-operating with me today
@alpha_c.7 ай бұрын
@@luna_nova_09the initial idea you’d expect with “kids” is something about making babies, but “kids,” with the comma, implies that the person is talking to children, so pedophilia
@agentmc78687 ай бұрын
@@luna_nova_09"kids now" Is like talking to kids or just referring to them And "kids, now" Is like saying "You should get pregnant, now!"
@luna_nova_097 ай бұрын
@@agentmc7868 ohhh
@n018b59 ай бұрын
no not the cabbage, it was so innocent at the start of the video.
@kniviritsyn10 ай бұрын
“Help me blow up my thang” had me dying 💀
@TOTALLYnotmaddix Жыл бұрын
“Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you are the bomb” WHAT THE FUCK
@GryphinHusky Жыл бұрын
I was in an absolutely horrid mood, but now I'm crying and wheezing from laughing so hard. Ten out of ten, Matt.
@ursidae973 ай бұрын
These dudes are mathematically determining the funniest cursed sentences
@kibertyisgay10 ай бұрын
I hope everyone noticed he was petting a CABBAGE eat the beginning. 🤨
@roundy4717 Жыл бұрын
“Cabbage is just penis in disguise.” Matt: (petting his cabbage in front of the world)
@KingDuckGuy Жыл бұрын
This is the most redditors have ever worked together and it's just beautiful. Like art.
@skinsarentskill259 Жыл бұрын
look up r/place
@Scypek Жыл бұрын
@@skinsarentskill259 and of course r/AskOuija.
@thereyvan Жыл бұрын
@@Scypek as someone on r/AskOuija i can confirm this
@symmetricksambigrams11 ай бұрын
@@skinsarentskill259no this is better than r/place
@aidanaylward92377 ай бұрын
@@skinsarentskill259getting flashbacks to bad apple being expertly drawn while Canada can't draw a fucking leaf
@johnalexanderaylward7 ай бұрын
This is the first video in a long time that consistently kept me laughing for a good 97% of it
@tinyahhquarks3 ай бұрын
my favorite is "KIDS. NOW."
@madysonandres9571 Жыл бұрын
Reddit making up pickup lines is the funniest joke of the year.
@ftwgaming0 Жыл бұрын
1:56 I love the thought of him not having soundproofing, Neighbours hear that late at night and decide "lol no."
@n1ch0l4st87 ай бұрын
1:48 HE SAID IT! HE SAID TW@!!! FINALLY!!!
@bruce501511 ай бұрын
AT 3:55 I TRIED TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN BECAUSE MY MOM WAS NEXT TO ME BUT INSTEAD I TURNED IT ALL THE WAY UP 😭 😭
@Wildflower4856 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@VictoriaWolczynska23 күн бұрын
R.I.P. Bruce 1978-2023
@CDG-PRODUCTIONS Жыл бұрын
I remember in school back in the day I overheard 2 of my classmates talking about girls. In that conversation one of them said that how he got with his girlfriend was by following her everywhere she went, and when she asked why, he responded: *"Because my mother told me to always follow my dreams"* This has got to be the best pickup line I've ever heard. But I would be very careful doing this with someone!
@alansmithee41911 ай бұрын
Maybe if you're out with some friends you can tail them for the outing. But yeah don't start randomly following someone. Very unlikely to go well.
@avvy0.2 Жыл бұрын
2:37 Matt is a rizz God fr
@yggdarsilyae68078 ай бұрын
Didn't have such a good laugh in a long time. Worst is, "Everybody wants romance but nobody wants my gonads" resonated somehow
@jaycampbell51458 ай бұрын
Its been 3 months and this is still my favourite video ever
@CR1MSONACE3 ай бұрын
It's been ~7 months now, is it still your favourite video?
@jaycampbell51453 ай бұрын
@@CR1MSONACE yes actually :) Closely rivaled by the r/askouija video though
@GIGATHEMAD Жыл бұрын
3:34 got me💀
@alecity4877 Жыл бұрын
your other half's reaction to the aunt pam's sunburn pickup line was the second best part of the video, only surpassed by the face you did afterwards.
@wolfsweet10465 ай бұрын
the best pick up line I've ever heard is "Are you an entire cheesecake? because i want to eat you and regret it later"
@HeisenbergFam Жыл бұрын
Born too early to explore Space Born too late to explore Earth Born just in time to witness Reddit's pickup lines
@trystankitty5393 Жыл бұрын
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@epos.nephilo Жыл бұрын
Okay Heisenberg. Don’t you ever smuggle methamphetamine into another comment section.
@SweetKake24 Жыл бұрын
@@epos.nephilo he subscribed to everyone ever
@trystankitty5393 Жыл бұрын
@@SweetKake24huh
@grosskidsid Жыл бұрын
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE (you have impeccable taste)
@bag_head7 Жыл бұрын
there’s something nice about Matt referring to his partner as his other half.
@RADZIO895 Жыл бұрын
that's not his partner, he literally split himself in half
@inker_monkey Жыл бұрын
he used a knockoff four sword
@lian9276 Жыл бұрын
5:13 hey that's Princess Vanessa, I've seen her comment around a ton of videos
@Baku_bro11 ай бұрын
2:02 that’s my favourite one 😂
@moonbatt Жыл бұрын
Do not date the guy who asked, “What is a condom?”!
@husky0098 Жыл бұрын
No, no, he wants you to demonstrate, like when people say they don't know how shampoo works.
@moonbatt Жыл бұрын
@@husky0098 😂😂 Is that really a thing?! 😂😂
@husky0098 Жыл бұрын
@@moonbatt It's a classic
@moonbatt Жыл бұрын
@@husky0098 WOW! 🤣🤣🤣
@MamaTrixxieAsmr Жыл бұрын
@@moonbattlook up what the labelling on snow fairy shampoo says lol