Predictive Text is an Agent of Chaos

[@reedwrichardson437]

Here’s a video idea for you: unfortunate or just not even close misspellings. I’ll start; when I was maybe 7, I wanted to name a Mario maker level “John cena” but didn’t know how to spell it. When I asked my older brother to spell it, he teased me by spelling out “John cenii” so I ended up deciding I would try to do it myself. But when I tried to do it myself, what came out was “jont ceia”

[@splatana.armed.m0th]

perfect.

[@Sifi999]

JONT CEIA LMAO

[@OboOboGaming2024]

try to type john cena with your eyes closed Edit: I feel special

[@Yanick_Connerie]

Lmfao I once forgor how to spell “choir” and spelt it “quior”

[@bonecanoe86]

AND HIS NAME IS JONT CEIA!!!!

[@tidalrose26]

Love the guy whose autocorrect started, for a brief second, to explain FNaF lore, only to immediately realize that doing so would upset the gods

[@fretfuledestroy5042]

He(autocorrect after) is not going to be there until he gets out of town and someone has been in the hospital for the past few weeks but he's not feeling well enough to get tested today.

[@DingleMcHoppernoodle]

@@p-__what 💀

[@RaiBlu10]

@@p-__w-wait a second don’t you comment on august?? Dang it, matt too???

[@Shaytan.666]

@@p-__ Bruh, weren't you in that one youtuber's comments section and commented the same thing under every comment? That your farts are better than I think the channels name was NOAHFINNCE or Ty Turner 😂

[@E_manroblox]

time stamp please

[@FaruzansGoofyPigtails]

I experienced a violent leg cramp while watching this video and all I could hear while writhing in pain was Matt’s voice reading out incomprehensible sentences, it was a pretty unique experience

[@SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy]

Noice

[@Yanxve]

Amazing, dude!

[@strogonoffcore]

are you better now? i hope you are ♥ you must have felt like you were having a hallucination

[@kip9793]

Thats the funniest thing ive read today

[@justatryhard2185]

Please let me know what you think lol you can get it done for you to come on up to you I think you should be able to get up and get your own food instead of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings WHAT IS THE MISSING YELLOW SUIT AND WHAT ARE THE HIJACKINGS

[@scorb-]

"The first time I saw a cat I had to look at it for the second time" This is definitely the most surreal way I've ever heard a double take explained

[@CucumberpatchAddict]

me every time i see a cat

[@AltKaxREAL]

that's basically me every time I see my cat 💙

[@Matt_Rose]

True story: I'm quite short-sighted and years ago I spied a scared white cat hiding in some bushes by a busy road. I tried to coax it out to move it somewhere safe. Must have been psspsspssing for about 20 minutes before I ventured closer and squinted - it wasn't a cat at all IT WAS A CARRIER BAG.

[@reiter3353]

​@@Matt_Rose 💀

[@N95j]

@@Matt_Roselmao

[@doubleAbatteryummy]

1:13 work email --> fnaf lore --> psychotic person

[@analyncastillo1334]

*The abhorrent detestation of the gods*

[@izakbaxendale806]

Matpat

[@FairyPrincessSerenity]

"You are a set of functions that someone has written." For the times when calling someone an NPC just isn't enough.

[@Luv._.JossyXX]

The person that wrote abt functions needs to help me 💀💀

[@Eclanslost.]

I'm gonna be in the hospital

[@Eclanslost.]

Andrew and I WHO IS ANDREW!?!

[@Eclanslost.]

I'm gonna be in the hospital and he is not a good song

[@jadetheslime3140]

please do you want me and you can go with us tomorrow or Friday if you're still up and I will be able the last week to the next day or so I will have a good day at the house for a little while later today if I don't get a job in a day and then I'll get to the job and then go back and work out for the rest day tomorrow so that would work out if I could come back and work out of my room if I could come back and work out of my car if I don't have to do it in the end room or something. what.

[@lilithofthevoid4922]

Love that according to Matt, being called a 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500 tire is a worse insult than calling someone a gore pile

[@aim7enjoyer]

imagine you insult somone and they respond with "what did you just say to me you 2024 chevrolet silverado 1500 tire?"

[@cryololphosaurus]

it would be worse being called a 1995 Ford Explorer ATX II Tire

[@AWizardAndaMouse3432]

Here’s one: “Wth did you just say to me, you 83 Honda ATC 200ES Tire?”

[@Honigball]

You are such a 2001 Fiat Multipla Cabrio

[@Valtra_VlogsUK]

​@@Honigballyou sir, are the devil

[@thisorthat7746]

"You are a bit of a sudden change of plans" is actually genius. I'm stealing that.

[@gregstunts347]

Somehow typing generation created a better joke than 99% of other “mistake” jokes.

[@margaretteschmidt4423]

You are my way home from work and I can't wait to see you guys soon as possible so I can get the money 🙂 Ok wow😀

[@chocolatewithaknife3910]

You sudden change of plans that was my idea

[@catzrmazing1]

4:46 I love how it repeatedly reinforces about its marriage status

[@KarlMorningdew]

I hope Anna's identity crisis resolves itself soon.

[@KaylaACNH_]

She knows me personally cuz I wrote about her story. She needs help

[@masonblakekristensen5542]

I have the following details for your support for our 🎮 visit and the other one for our game on to use 😊 for the surface 😀 on your side boosters Aerodynamic_Fuselage_Description and the water is a ccvs up to the boil but the heat shield Fuel_Pipe_Name 🛡 👌 up a little bit

[@Cerulean_azure15]

He

[@xddonrblx]

My name is John Adams of England who has a lot to say but he's a good man who doesn't like the way he is in the game and he's a big one but I think he is a very talented young and sciences that he is a very good but talented young and talented and the 3rd 76inches and sciences in new Jersey

[@charliecooper9794]

'My secret is not going to be a good thing for you' is somehow one of the most threatening things I've ever heard.

[@xraychey]

It's one step before "if I tell you, I would have to kill you." Also, it sounds like a threat, a ghost would say.

[@hawktuahchampion69]

“My secret is that I’m a little girl I love to make you happy I don’t want you around my life and I’m just trying not be a burden on anybody”

[@weirdstories5400]

My secret is safe to use to be a great wdym the ok from your DVR and I am i am i like that name to be a good at art and design and design the the best the fundamentals and the only one who has the same time I have a great wdym ok thanks a genius scan the documents I sent 4 the to be a great wdym ok 3

[@czar-das]

You are a good friend to every body of your life with it and your life and happiness is a good thing for your family and your life and happiness for our life happiness happiness life happiness love and love for your

[@CosmoraxiaYT]

"My secret is that feral bear is going to be breathing heavily with the knife. "

[@JRL-19]

“You’re a strange shade of red” sounds like a great polite insult

[@bnane42]

Please the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

[@LAyersFur]

The the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

[@crazydragonninja2316]

Hello, 911? Yes I think this person has had a stroke

[@goosemonksoffical]

The the the the the the the the the the the the the

[@coolnhotmodding]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” Honestly pretty good advice 😁

[@t-kaardo]

I GOT THE SAME THING??

[@Salithin]

SAME??.

[@bubble_em2826]

Mine is literally the same??????

[@DeathsConsciousPlan]

SAME WHAT

[@roach3554]

We live in a simulation, you all are the same person.

[@sophiesmith7116]

"hippity hpppity the child is no longer your property" has me absolutely DYING oh my god

[@minifyesnumberonehater]

@@p-__how does this goober have a thousand subscribers

[@arandomstreetcat]

its okay guys he was referring to anti-child labor laws

[@masteredk2919]

It has subscribers because it is a bot

[@bea_chan]

Cps in a nutshell

[@wolfnebulae]

This had me dying of laughter as well, I was not expecting that 😂😂

[@iantaggart3064]

"You are a complete edition" is actually pretty sweet.

[@aliciam6145]

yeah it's like the opposite of "not playing with a full deck" and the like

[@nonamepasserbya6658]

@Fakeguncentral Nah that would be calling them a season pass

[@catzrmazing1]

hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property was GOLD

[@samsbin]

Anna and his/her/their multiverse of families had me sobbing in seconds

[@DG19_FiveSevenTwoEight]

bler pronouns are blil/bler

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

That’s my one I’m fucking wheezing

[@samsbin]

@@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ The dings and buzzers had me doubled over. Most interesting story in years

[@helio3928]

"their" would be enough

[@samsbin]

@@helio3928 Anna is a man and a wife

[@Veniceisforsinners]

Matt is starting to sound like he's slowly spiraling into insanity and we're all here to witness it. i'm all for it.

[@sketchyskies8531]

Bold of you to assume he wasn’t already

[@Veniceisforsinners]

@@sketchyskies8531 it's the furbies man, i'm telling you

[@MadJaz]

W PFP

[@sophmrqry]

i wish i could repost comments

[@Thatsjusthewayitis]

@@sketchyskies8531true he’s always been insane

[@DJresnoGaming]

Matt Rose may not be the Text to Speech voice we deserve, but Matt is the Text to Speech voice we need.

[@armintargaryen9216]

Matt Rose may not be close to being the best world economies so you have plenty of otherwise normal y decente y no me acuerdo de nada de lo que me dijiste que no me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho que no me lo que me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho

[@yellowbutterfly6796]

Matt Rose may not be a zombie Hearing what he has done to me peacefully but I know we are not going back to work around their inflections.

[@ExtantPerson]

Matt Rose may not be a good player for the club but he is a good player and he is a good manager.

[@naturegirl1999]

Matt Rose may not be a fan but he was the one that got me to the top and he got the top of my lungs so he got the best out there for sure

[@Garmonbozia]

Fitter happier more productive

[@RollingGoodies]

"Please don't let me know what you are" I think my auto correct is paranoid

[@wWompa]

how did you get it to auto correct?

[@cylerherbst9143]

@@wWompa phone

[@testchannel8151]

gotta love 3 seconds of FNAF sprinkled in

[@Walkingwraith]

Then suddenly the rejection god himself

[@Ribbit-Playz]

A child that allegedly was crying outside the diner for being scared of fredbear

[@cqlqzunderscoreyt]

the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent

[@Fix-It_Felix256]

4:45 Anna and her very complicated life had me dying💀 Actually the whole video did. The random Iphone 6 appearances, keyboards suddenly turning german, "you are a small bowl of chicken soup" This is top quality content

[@Potato15461]

Only one keyboard went german

[@fearnotswifties]

@@Potato15461TWO! mine turned German earlier halfway thru an important report… smh

[@el-nathan]

one even turned spanish for a bit 💀

[@Fix-It_Felix256]

@@fearnotswifties Man, I hate it when that happens. Sometimes you're just trying to write a sentence und plötzlich wird alles deutsch

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@Fix-It_Felix256 one time I was writing an important letter to representatives of Northern Shlaegland. Everything went fine, aber dann wurde meine scheiß Tastatur auf einmal Deutsch. Scheiße.

[@MrSuperMichel1997]

The long story about being a wife but not married but being married and having kids is the best one! LMAO 😂

[@LovelyLara123]

And “ works a wife” 😂😂😂😂

[@SmallSpoonBrigade]

I thought the "You're a sudden change of plans" was a pretty good burn.

[@KaylaACNH_]

My one was fucking wild I glad you enjoyed

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

@@LovelyLara123haha

[@EITIW]

Please don't be a quote for the appreciation of the day you'll find the best version of the day

[@lillie3029]

“You are a little bit of a loser, but you’re my loser” is so sweet

[@chapthecoolguylol]

Bfdi reference

[@simplololo]

​@@chapthecoolguylolREALL

[@kgratia4748]

"Pin, you're a loser, but you're my Loser." - Loser BFDI

[@EpikNub_22]

Bfdi :0

[@TheOne_6]

beefydie

[@kzali901]

"I don't want to be part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun." Truer words have never been spoken

[@cosmicwanderer457]

"Please let me know when you get home and I will be there in about an hour and a half. " Pretty sensible.

[@Mart1n192]

I find it so hilarious that there are recurring characters to this video, like the one that is cursed by the German keyboard, or the IPhone 6 enthusiast

[@ArchonFDC]

I love how Matt had to say "bit of a" several times and just started saying "beever"

[@RyleeHall-nt9wh]

Ultrakill pfp

[@The_Real_SmolOrTem]

Ultrakill pfp (do not ask if im saying this as a joke to make a chain)

[@DreamSans2468]

​@@The_Real_SmolOrTem Hello Horror

[@DreamSans2468]

Ultrakill pfp

[@The_Real_SmolOrTem]

@@DreamSans2468 wut da hel

[@Iloverayman560]

If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose talked about fnaf without knowing I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's surprising it happened twice.

[@Matt_Rose]

No I got that Fredbear reference!

[@ispraycuzitsfun]

@@Matt_Roselet me touch you 😈

[@シ゚シ]

​@@Matt_RoseAs a SKULLEMOJII i approve

[@Bartholemew_the_cringe]

@@シ゚シ💀

[@Sibertooth1]

if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that reference...

[@EITIW]

You are a great writer in just a test of your own spirit to the next one 'a blue remedy' and the qualities of the day you will be the best version of the day you will

[@alex-fs9yt]

"You are a good boy and a small bowl of chicken soup" - me to my pet

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

Please untie me from the light of the world has been showing movement of the town hall when I get home from work with you if you want to be a spy to get up and get the reference to the police station on the way home making a zip gun that shoots myself and I have a few too many people try to get up and get the reference

[@masonblakekristensen5542]

Pleased with your email address as well and I will be back from a couple in the first week and I have robox the rest and now the other proprietary and the other one I like insects and gadgets Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee E E Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee III III III III III III is an absolute legend and a very good one

[@AIaric.X0xO]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us Awe how wholesome:) I’ve never written that sentence before in my life.

[@SlyAceZeta]

Trying to decipher the story about the wife who wasn't married had me laughing so hard I had to pause it five times, holy shit

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

My one xD

[@codergirlgames]

She was apparently a man😂

[@19raven]

@@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ Congratulations on being the funniest mf around

[@KaylaACNH_]

@@19ravenAHAHA ty (I have two accounts don’t mind me)

[@wigley7610]

kzbin.infoUgkx_3nCrqxekHHI66Hd_Yo2CrWqOZpYTmN-?feature=shared

[@tuesday9670]

These are always fun, because you get to see how obsessed people are about their chosen fandoms

[@roaringthunder115]

These are always the best things to do in the world when you are in a hurry to go back to the world of the past

[@binarycode404]

These are always so good and I can’t stop laughing when they say they have the same name and the exact name of it

[@LowPolyPigeon]

fredbear

[@icylexplode]

you do not know how many times I had to re try before commenting because my keyboard kept bringing up the fandoms I like and I didn't want anyone to judge the fandoms I like

[@jackdoesrandomstuff]

These are always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted

[@justafoxolotl]

2:03 JcJenson? In spaaaaace, perhaps?

[@chalkbored]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKINGGGG

[@phillipjones1536]

4:44 thank you for keeping track of the continuity because that was hysterical

[@AtticusKarpenter]

When so many times confirmed marriage turn out to be denied i cried a little 😢😂

[@KaylaACNH_]

Hello I made the Anna one XD best part honestly

[@nathan_3343]

He started rapping lmao

[@ussxrequin]

I've been giggling for this entire video. I'm a 32 year old man, giggling for over 9 minutes straight. Thanks, Matt Rose.

[@save.andromeda]

As a German, the random German outbursts scare and delight me at the same time

[@liastaob]

Hey, that's a fun prompt! As a German, cancellation fee per reservation date days until June is available... lol, wut.

[@mothbrainedindividual]

​@@liastaob I want to try that, too! Here it goes: As a German in der Bibliothek und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen

[@runopologist]

@@mothbrainedindividual 😆

[@chr13]

​@@liastaobAs a German guy 😄 a celeb on his face 👀👀 I think I want it to German or the same thing as I don't want to be in a meeting at work and it is a lot better but I don't want you in bed 🛏️ I was thinking about it when you were in the office and it wasn't a great idea

[@save.andromeda]

​@@liastaobOooh let me try this As a German person I have no clue how much I am not interested in this relationship with you tied up ... seriously, what the hell xD

[@robloxcentral79g]

0:16 “Naughty Girl Era” *SKULL EMOJIII*

[@Geraldandme]

Ah yes, peak wording

[@alice5790]

4:44 is genuinely such a golden bit, it made me laugh so hard. and i bet the editing took so long, so thank you Matt

[@Matt_Rose]

It took longer than I am comfortable to admit but THANKS! 😊

[@ApusApus]

That person is spending a lot of time on dating sites

[@KaylaACNH_]

@@ApusApusahahahahahhaha the Anna one was mine it was really something

[@John_Long_101]

6:12 the return of the iPhone 6 series was truly an emotional turn around in this video. As was my thought previously, i was expecting this to be just another good Matt Rose video. Hoever, the twist of the iPhone 6 series coming back from the dead long after having abandoned any hope for his triumphant return really hit a spot for me that hasnt been hit in years. My emotions swelled to a boiling point of which i had never before reached, and to say I shed a tear would be the greatest understatement in modern history. The sincere happiness at which this scene brought was so immense that, even as I'm writing this, the tears are still streaming down my face as I still struggle to consciously revel in the scale in which this twist affected me. Bravo Sir Reginald Matthias Fitzgerald Rosario III, this scene has taught the true meaning of a plot twist and will absolutely influence generations of films for years to come

[@N95j]

what a masterpiece of literature. thank you for sharing your poetic writing with a passionate reader

[@InventorZahran]

Purple Prose

[@zypheal]

oh god, matt has gotten so good at pronouncing gibberish or keyboard smashes that he can semi-fluently pronounce german words Edit, i left for 3 hours. What the fuck did i come back to? I was genuinely complementing Matt's skill 💀

[@regiluci]

Idk if this is supposed to be a rare insult against the German language but if it is, you succeeded.

[@user.name.numbers.letters]

@@regiluciit’s because German sounds like gibberish to most non-German speakers

[@regiluci]

@@user.name.numbers.letters I figured, thanks for clarifying:)

[@katakana1]

@@user.name.numbers.letters Well any language sounds like gibberish to people who don't speak it

[@agustinfranco0]

@@katakana1 si, puede ser que tengas razon

[@Parkinglot-III]

Please let us have your children and we’ll give you some money

[@supersurprises1313]

Ideas for quotes from a character: 4:17 "I started having auditory hallucinations of the floorboards outside my room creaking" 6:03 "You're a little bit of a loser, but you're my loser." 6:58 "You are a bit of a sudden change of plan" 7:43 "My secret is that you're the only person I can talk with...I sound lame" 8:32 "My secret is that I am not going to be able to get a job in future, because I am not a good person and I am not good enough to be able to do anything about it"

[@acesinger6092]

That second quote is giving me enemies to lovers energy and I’m all here for it

[@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99]

Funny thing is that I'm kinda attempting to make a story based on the 4:17 one, & with some basic story ideas & scanning through the Mayo Clinic's website on the topic of schizophrenia, almost everything has *somehow* fallen into place perfectly. Would anyone wanna hear more?

[@acesinger6092]

@@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99 OMG A FELLOW LOVER OF WRITING. Yes I would absolutely love to hear more!😄

[@vincal13]

@@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99YES PUBLISH IT AS A NOVEL

[@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99]

​@@acesinger6092WELP, this is gonna be kinda long!! (1) According to the aforementioned Mayo Clinic website, incoherent speech is a common symptom in schizophrenics; sometimes, in rarer cases, this is so bad that it's "word salad." This is already perfect with the "prompt" that I've been graced with. This peep could just be talking about someone they know that they're concerned about who does chemistry stuff, has to "turn the machine off", &.. "Kill the tiny man in the morning." Idk how to handle tiny man yet tho; this & the "my name is also not working for me are the only things I haven't gotten anything solid for yet. (2) There's also the symptoms of irrational fears & whatnot in schizophrenics, which our protagonist here seems to have with these as shown by "person who is the best for you to just leave me & go back to the forest"; this poor bub has to have some kind of imposter syndrome in regards of relationships (if not in more ways) here, right? Who is this person they're referring to alongside chemistry peep?? (3) I already have a vague idea of the plot: the main bub reunites w/ chemistry peep & whoever "best person" is & they overcome whatever crazy crap they now have to deal w/ as well as whatever the hell happened in the past that screwed everyone up! (Sidenote: I'm planing on main character bub's schizophrenia to just be a part of them & they just gotta get back to the point of living with it; something just kinda f_cked them up & caused them & the friends to deal with some crazy personal sh!t, I'm sure!)

[@johnnyhellstrom7121]

"You are a complete edition" actually sounds like a nice compliment.

[@hisupwassup]

they ain't got no useless DLCs or them battle passes

[@armintargaryen9216]

You are a complete edition que no se puede hacer el teatro con la familia de la UE

[@P4MPK1N_G4TZ5]

"Please let me know what is going to happen." This is strangely accurate

[@TypicL_TL]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us

[@Kitty-playzgemes]

" dont know if you want to go to the cinema with the.....I PHONE 6 SERIES"

[@yazurt29]

I love it when it comes to THE IPHONE 6

[@samsam21amb]

6:28 'you are set of functions that someone has written' is the biggest insult there.

[@samandted33]

1:18 bro lost his frontal LOBE

[@negligible_reality]

7:24 "My secret is that I don't want to be a part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun" Honestly, same omg 💀

[@advilgamer]

SKUULLL EMOOJJIE

[@dirtburger2773]

(pat pat) it's stressful!

[@STARR503]

My mom thinks I like the Beatles. HOLY SHIT NO SHE DOESN'T

[@mondiramaji791]

I was having a terrible night tonight. And I was expecting you to arrive at any moment. Thanks Matt, like always.

[@zkam900]

Who has a nuclear reactor in their basement 👇

[@Matt_Rose]

Hope your night improves chum!

[@r.asterisk]

Sowwy *realizes that my little space watched this*

[@nebunecar]

Damn, I didn't know that Matt has a nuclear reactor in his basement

[@ozelot1175]

He's actually the biggest power provider of the UK

[@NormalMaximo]

3:10 the reveal of the text being longer truly is a plot twist

[@Matt_Rose]

I'm like Tarantino or somethin 😎

[@AuburnSunWC]

@@Matt_Rosedid NOT excpect that

[@_diabetes6495]

​@@Matt_RoseYou have a weird obsession with feet?? (:P)

[@armintargaryen9216]

The reveal of the Kingdom and the whole world watching you make history progress but what do you even know how the Spanish right's culture and viceversa Catalan nationalists back in the world to live my own assassination because I want to share tips to minimize the chances de que el juego de la UE es que no me gusta que me digas eso que no me gusta

[@ExtantPerson]

@@_diabetes6495tf?

[@goofyahhnerdyy]

please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able is to have someone else to talk to

[@birdg_]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able and i hope that we will get married” that was so emotional

[@purpledevilr7463]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend This was fantastically done.

[@midnight4685]

Hey I got the same one! Very nice.

[@Riverheart2]

OMFG

[@goofyahhnerdyy]

everyone keeps getting this one

[@D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n]

One of mine was please don't be a jerk lol

[@yeeteducation]

Please don’t be dung 💩 … You 🙄😪😯😯🥱😲🫤🫠🤫🫡😐🙄😬😬🫥🫢🫨😧😧🤤😲🥱😵🥱😴😯🫠🤫🫡🫥😐😯🙄😬😲😲 android phone shit emoji FUCK, MY BROTHER TROLLED ME WITH A TEXT REPLACEMENT PRANK AGAIN

[@gwenrees7594]

The extra effort for this was great - returning to the doorbell joke, listing all "Anna's" characteristics. Thank you :)

[@DexVortex]

Please let me join your pain

[@z3phyr666]

"please don't be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have as much time and as much patience as me" surprisingly SO FUCKING REAL.

[@koiyei]

RAW LINE OMG

[@Lisku_]

DUDE I GOT THE SAME THING

[@Screamcheese4065]

ARE WE ALL GETTING THE SAME/SIMILAR ANSWERS BC I GOT "please don't be a jerk and just be a good friend."

[@doppelganger3410]

Please do the right things for the people who love you. Awww, that was unexpectedly wholesome.

[@Adam814cool-retro]

Please do not step on the cat floor as the repulsive slime and I love the way my cat is a cat is a cat is a cat is a cat verbindunsk and I am not the person who is the person of my own dreams I like eating cat and my friend is a funny little man who eats the robin egg and I am going to fall off the bed if I do not ask your hamster for the phone number of the car of the car of the car of China 🇨🇳

[@Rosetintedwater]

"Please don't let me know what you think of me" How am I supposed to take this bru

[@jamesgoodwin6355]

Please don't tell him to get picked in my room at ay Captain and grandaddy and grandaddy and grandaddy

[@SatanicPizza-fo2ei]

Please don't get all philosophical on me and I promise I will never tell on you. Amazing

[@caminey7455]

Please call the police today at school I cannot is a time to take the one home I am going home to the house to take the boys home so we cannot I have a lot to take to get the boys home and then we will get dinner and we will be done at the school so I can take the bus to school so we cannot we need a lot more to get home.

[@The_lamb_sauce]

“Please don’t be a jerk to anyone who doesn’t deserve it” Well damn

[@Idkwhat2puthere8l]

I had smth similar :0 “please don’t be a jerk and be a good friend”

[@Garbancina]

"Please don't interrupt the other person and not to be a downer but I can't give you the address". I have never typed the word downer in my life 😂😂

[@Buzzzy-bee]

“Please don’t be a jerk and be nice.” Yo!

[@maj429]

"please let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes" what 😂

[@Garbancina]

@@maj429 lol you won't know where to go because I can't give you the address 🤣

[@EITIW]

My name is morning you are not alone in the end of the day you'll find the best version of the day

[@MrsAjergirl]

Matt, that whole bit at 4:44 is the funniest thing I’m going to see in 2024. I legitimately couldn’t breathe, and had to straight up pause the video to let myself live

[@nightfuryondiscord]

i was laughing so hard that i got my mom worried, and when I tried to tell her I wasn't dying i couldn't even SPEAK 😭 cried so much laughing that my eyes are still itchy 10 minutes after stopping

[@Remmeister2000]

ME TOO, I REPEATEDLY REPLAYED IT AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

[@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ]

Oh my Anna one? I was fucking dying

[@togattxnovaa]

@@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ lol yeah

[@trainerlsw]

loud incorrect buzzer

[@drewstillexists]

The "my name is Anna" bit is the hardest I've laughed in weeks

[@kanishknishar]

Could you provide a time stamp for me to jump to it

[@dazperson8228]

4:44 legit comedy gold 😂

[@kanishknishar]

@@dazperson8228 ah. Thank you.

[@AtticusKarpenter]

Matt's detective work on that text fricking broke me in half from laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KaylaACNH_]

Lmao

[@StainedGlassLamp]

Once I was doing autopredicts based on Owl House characters and I got "Gus gives Hunter a bellyache and then kills him" I then proceeded to use my uni level artist skills to draw it as purposely badly as possible in order to make it as funny as possible. I still have the monstrosity of a comic in one of my like 60 sketchbooks Im pretty sure I was writing a food poisoning sickfic at the time and that's how I even got that

[@joelcooke9813]

My name is Bodhi I have been a fan of you since you came out I love your music I am so happy for your music you have an awesome music you have great music and you have great songs I am very proud to have your voice in the world you have great work and you have great voice I am very grateful to you for the love and respect and I am so grateful to have (and so on you get it)

[@Nocallia]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been been there and I’m glad you have a safe and safe journey and I’m glad to see that you’re feeling much more relaxed now. Huh, surprisingly wholesome

[@gemhunter498]

Wow you must have an IPhone because I got something very similar

[@bl4ck-h34rtz]

please don't let the kids play on your team i don't know why i have such an anxiety when you have kids in my family that i can be a little nervous but thank goodness i can get through the weekend with the family to see you too if it makes you happier i will see them soon and thank them later in my heart

[@gamepro0167]

@@bl4ck-h34rtzwhat the hell have you done to make your autocorrect use lowercase “i”

[@zkam900]

Please let me see how much I can get a bit of money 💷 for my money 💷 and I will donate to my house 🏡 and a half 🌗 and then played a couple 👫 of my own eyes 👀 watafak

[@artemlyubchenko3022]

@@gemhunter498 IPhone 6 I would guess

[@МаксимСтепанов-м6ч]

5:41 a regular awkward end of a phone conversation

[@0ldsp0rt_]

hearing "he was scared of fredbear" as a really big fnaf fan was the most horrifying thing ever

[@sillyvappy]

reminds me of the guy on tiktok responding to some conservative shithead by reading out fnaf lore

[@_Cryingrn_]

LMAO

[@x_kittrix]

Are you also a DSaF fan, judging by your username? Also you’re a parapa fan so you seem pretty cool.

[@AuburnSunWC]

I saw child that was allegedly crying outside, I didnt even need to see the fredbear for me to rise 😭

[@AbnormallyOnline]

🎵It’s been so long🎵

[@Juliabennett100]

Please make me older than them. I think I was in a room on my own, and usually, other people are their but today, it was just me

[@bertsherbert]

"my name is john silvers and you are not safe" autocorrect thinks i own a money laundering business

[@bertsherbert]

@MsPhantom-q1x dw about it

[@MoonMoverGaming]

No, autocorrect thinks you're a fictional pirate.

[@SketchUT]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good” surprisingly wholesome, compared to what I expected at least

[@Rosetintedwater]

Please don't let me know what you think of me What is this supposed to mean

[@gachamidzy588]

​@@RosetintedwaterI guess you don't take constructive criticism.

[@buggiesmile]

Hey uh, why the fuck is mine identical to yours

[@Rosetintedwater]

@@gachamidzy588 alright, I guess I should fix that, thank you bud👍

[@Coffeesleep125]

Mine was the same lol

[@theominouspigeon]

ironically "please" is the least unhinged thing my autocorrect has suggestions for

[@umbrehere]

HELP WHY DID SO MANY PEOPLES AUTOCORRECT GO GERMAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 edit: 7:34 is so real /j

[@DalaMartez]

“Emotional cardiac arrest” is probably going to be my mood for most of 2024 ngl

[@jakesarjeant8326]

Emotional cardiac arrest is going to be part of my vocabulary for the rest of my life now

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Is that a metaphor for feeling really bad mentally, or is it a cardiac arrest where you have a particularly emotional reaction?

[@rioluinriomain7771]

10% Wholesome 40% Creepy 50% Random AI doin AI Things

[@WafflePlaneRC]

100% Iphone 6 Series

[@Luv._.JossyXX]

My math didn’t math for a second

[@sootzies]

10% German

[@Indigo_Wicker]

“Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability and the integrity to be honest about the matter.” Better than what I expected to come from this

[@AlterEgo373]

Please refresh or something like that in the future if you want to make sure that the police report playback issue for you 😂 Wtf

[@hi28]

please a couple of marshmallow bees didnt even realize it was nearly complete i remember why a couple of blue 🌽 why are there emojis in autocorrect 💀💀💀

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

"Please send me the link to the party tomorrow so I can get it tomorrow morning and I will be in the office tomorrow morning to you and let me know if you are interested in the overcasting sky with the fat chupa pija and I" I mean, that's some mean overcasting sky with the chupa pija if I say so myself

[@TygerHillis]

Please let me know if you have any questions

[@shannonhogan1841]

Please have a great day

[@Thatonedrawingkid]

8:57 “Yoink hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property” …I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING-

[@larsswig912]

my secret is that I dated a guy who looked exactly like Eugene and I am sure he will be a fantastic asset to the company

[@6chr]

tfff

[@merryhineline7781]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us. I never speak this way! Thank you for the doorbell sounds. My dogs went wild.

[@kaisoleil]

wait what mine was the exact same thing

[@urthizmine2001]

"You are the best friend I have ever known and I will never forget that you are my favorite person"

[@INEEDAHORSE2212]

“Please do it again for the people of the world who want you to do something to help us and help you get back on the path of your dreams” that’s what mine typed

[@Rowansfears]

"Please don't be silly" Thanks, autocorrect. I won't

[@buglover122]

sillykeeping :/

[@RedstoneAdvisor]

It is my constitutional right to be silly

[@JoeyYoungg]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us” Well… that’s just wholesome

[@musafera]

BRO I GOT THE SAME THING TOO IM DYING LOL

[@crayrei456]

Dude, same! Extended version: Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your support I really appreciate that you have done that I really do I understand I just don’t know what I don’t understand how I just feel and I’m not sure how you can understand it I just don’t understand how I can be upset I don’t understand it.

[@robinrehlinghaus1944]

@mouykaing7456 How ominous

[@Scrumple_REALEST]

the fact that I got the SAME THING

[@I_am_the_Kirb]

Me too!

[@sketchyskies8531]

Predictive text can either make or break a relationship forever 5:36 is just me trying to pretend I’m still listening to my mom after she goes off topic and starts rambling on the phone

[@ValerieTheBat]

Predictive Text is a double edged sword.

[@zkam900]

8:52 is wild tho 💀

[@Circus_baby_1]

Please let me know if you were to pick any organs from the local city or if you were to pick any of them up at the airport. My predictive text wrote this 💀. Predictive text is wild

[@sketchyskies8531]

@@Circus_baby_1 I was about to be *very* concerned

[@Circus_baby_1]

@@sketchyskies8531 ikr 💀

[@ThatOneHacker305]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend

[@Abi-uj8yg]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been there I know you are very much appreciated I will always love and care about your mom” took a twist there

[@rotchillego7258]

“Please let us know if there is anything we can do to help you with” Thats Sounds So Wholesome

[@larsswig912]

please let me show you the full blast of the best in London

[@unnamedaxolotl]

"I'm sorry you're having such an emotional cardiac arrest" is WILD

[@MrAwesome457]

“Please let me know if you have” it just stopped abruptly 💀

[@volo870]

"Yoink hippty hoppity - the child is no longer your property!" - the person must be a successful divorce lawyer.

[@daynamorris2399]

Only if they’re also an oompa loompa

[@TurnipObjectShows]

​@@daynamorris2399 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

[@slayheather]

I STARTED DYING AT “a kid is yours, well no more yoink hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property”

[@AFJ_Gaming]

"Yoink hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property"

[@Green_Games-YT]

I started dying at “the end of the day I don’t care what anyone says”

[@TheManglerMaster]

PLEASE a gente vai ter que é feito pra mim e pra mim e é 😂o baseado na minha vida uma vez eu vou fazer tarefa pra uma pessoa for a suit in the stats are y do meu nobre temos 11 anos de trabalho a todos que Deus te abençoe a todos nós somos dois amigos e uma coisa só e sempre podem ser pro mesmice de um dos melhores pessoas que não te amam muito bom pra vc e sua família também têm que ser pro dia que eu for the secondary weapons The semi-auto pistols will be a good boy for a while and we're alone now on LINE entrega de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de vidro terão um do meu cabelo de suporte pra ser mais paranóico do i tell you what is It champ a noite e uma boa a noite e é aquário

[@tinybluterror5260]

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend Why is that wholesome

[@rattlegoat]

I literally got the same one

[@hamburger7243]

Mine did the same wth

[@inkyisdreaming]

I got this and kept going for a whole paragraph and it’s all just “you’re a good person and you’re doing well and I know you care and I’m so glad” and it’s weird because I don’t talk to anyone this way???

[@named_account]

same

[@named_account]

please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good I love that for me I know you are a great person I know you have always wanted you have been my friend I love that you’re a great person

[@Goofiest_Ball]

Man matt is so funny i just wanna give him the NEW I PHONE 6 SERI-

[@onyxaxel2325]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your mom” such inspiring words

[@EllpaFox47]

One time predictive text spat out “SuperHitler” Spelled exactly like that I’ve never written that in the entirety of my memory until after it happened so I could tell people about it (once to tell my bff, once to tell a chaos discord server I’m in, and now)

[@LxmonJuice]

“Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” damn…

[@dinodac7941]

The hell i got the exactly same thing 😭

[@ShadowDarkLightR]

@@dinodac7941same here except I kept pressing the button

[@RaevenJazzEugenio]

Please let me know what you think your so sweet and I can do better with the shell of the night song of the night song of the night song of the night song (uhhh what happened)

[@Typical_name]

Please let me know what you think she would like to think about the code is not a good idea to get the soc stud book

[@themostthankfulegg9140]

“Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns about the new job or anything else that you need to know about the new position and I will be happy to help you out with any questions or anything else you need to do to help you get your position in the future” I’m not a job recruiter… not sure why that happened

[@sophiebaldwin3577]

You are a great guy with the new guy that has been working with me for a year now so so far I think it will help you grow up and grow and I get a new one in my dream house