AI tries making School Yearbooks

[@calebwashere]

I love how the AI is unable to make normal names, but it’s perfect good at spelling out “FART FACE” 3 times in a row

[@strangecolouredbird]

Ai operates entirely through text, and it has no concept of seeing things. As anything is possible in a world where everything is typed down, it doesn't know why thirty fingers is impossible and babies don't look like panting gorilla demons.

[@boopsdoops]

​@@strangecolouredbirdnot entirely true, otherwise things like photoshop's ai autofill wouldnt work normally id imagine to some degree ai has to examine real photos n art n whatnot to try to make something

[@cillianennis9921]

@@boopsdoops Its basically just a database crossreferencing things to make improvements to images & when it makes them its basically grabbing parts of many images so whatever is most consistent appears leading to oddities as the AI doesn't understand what the code means just that this seems to match the words in the database well.

[@danasa4994]

The way AI works (according to a comment around here) is that whenever it wants to [conjure up a name] for example, it'd have to go throw a big data base with lots of names and variations of names/nicknames with multiple spellings and languages as well as fonts. That's why it gets so bizarre and mushy. But when it wants something (relatively) as unrepetitive as "fart face" for example, it has much less options to mix from and therefore it'll be clearer. Basically: the more mundane something is; the more distorted it'll be. I guess AI works better the more specific and original your prompt is

[@cillianennis9921]

@@danasa4994 Yep I said that in this comment reply section but didn't explain it the best.

[@LuckySketches]

The possum yearbook makes me think that animal shelters should make yearbooks of all the animals that were adopted that year.

[@GriffinForte]

Hi

[@victimofmagicapollo]

YES

[@supersmashseandx1991]

Omg yesss

[@isthatrubble]

oh that would be great, adoption = graduation!

[@YtWuff]

YESSSS

[@Scribblemations]

AI should try to make a Matt Rose video. 💀

[@lwaysDrawing]

BOOTLEG SKULLEMOJIIIIII ☠️

[@EliteRailVideos]

Skoll emujaaa

[@tibby4503]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@EngineerRiff]

His accent would change every 10 seconds

[@dalp516]

YEE

[@SplitRicer]

10:25 i like that "Live Steve Harvey reaction" on a spongebob chopper incident

[@Kitties-and-Horror]

"And yes, who could forget, Head." I spit out my water

[@SophRockz]

I literally thought it was caseoh 😭

[@_mirary_]

​@@SophRockz STOPP 💀💀

[@goofball_gutz]

from korn 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@officialSgtPepperArc360]

@@SophRockz Oh *NITROGEN MONOXIDE!*

[@dtheall86]

@@Kitties-and-Horror hydrogen oxide is just water

[@bananaboi3454]

The fact that AI can create semi-realistic images and write code, yet can’t think of better names than Bootus and Broop is astounding 💀💀

[@f-man3274]

That's fine names

[@DutchIsraeli]

Snake Licker is pretty imaginative 😂

[@georgiykireev9678]

Makes a lot of sense, actually. The image generating AI's strategy is seeing the pattern and making slight variations within it to create something different, but names don't work like that. And so the "slight variations" part ruins them

[@kiricappuchin]

Big fan of the dude just named "GIRL". No last name. Just GIRL.

[@ABW941]

​@@georgiykireev9678 No! The AI recognized the pattern of how names are structured, and came up with superior names, names our children should bear, maybe we xan even get the faces right.

[@bobsmith7066]

2:54 Are we going to acknowledge the rather... unique look of Gandon's tongue? I think the AI got confused about which sticky-outy bit goes where on a guy...

[@tatguygeylolololo]

same

[@somnvm37]

this word also means "condom" [as slang] in russian and it's an insult

[@DamonDraven]

I mean, could be worse, like... The 9:49 guy's head and the 9:50 guy's mouth... They look like they were made for each other, I bet they really got along.

[@glowingfox704]

Now you can give and get head at the same time!

[@helsysfromvk5709]

Gandon is a russian insult, and that got me off guard

[@CountryofLithuaniaCHRISTIAN]

i love how ai just sometimes throws a random animal or non human thing in the yearbook

[@BinglesP]

Damty Gucr and Ramno are a prime example

[@MonkeyOnSurfboard1]

⁠@@BinglesPdon’t forget Knae schun, jib jab, and pikachu

[@totallyunfunny5854]

@@MonkeyOnSurfboard1 How can you forget good ol' Moth Acald's?

[@MonkeyOnSurfboard1]

@ oh yeah, sorry about that

[@CountryofLithuaniaCHRISTIAN]

@@totallyunfunny5854 Clumba...

[@Your_Local_Guardian]

These are like the cast of toca life games, theyre mostly human but every once in a while you get an unknown eldritch entity, a random unattended animal, or just a furry

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

This is a perfect descriptor.

[@yoongiverse.]

So true

[@gdeproductions1225]

at least once, it was all three

[@TrulyAJ]

Don't disrespect Toby..

[@mollysministuff]

What's wrong with Bo?

[@KsnypsAdventures]

AI generated text feels like it was made specifically to test Matt’s flawless pronunciation abilities. This test he of course passed flawlessly

[@annapulley35]

Well Matt and all other LOTR fans hahahhaha

[@danielciocilteu3545]

I would have definitely used the mumble trick more often than he did. But he is a trooper! He surely tried!

[@flomaster76]

2:54 Gandon - is a slavic variation word "condom", sometimes used as obsessive

[@indradevvv]

YEA LOOK AT HIS MOUTH

[@evgenivasileuski559]

Indeed, as a Беларус myself i can confirm

[@Random_GameDev]

Russian, etc

[@Ohio920]

I used to make fun of Gandon and shoved him in the locker once, Good times.

[@Ohio920]

Cool I make fun of that guy in sophomore year

[@darthcalzone]

4:17 saying ik theres a lot to digest here is crazy

[@iantaggart3064]

I see what you did there.

[@danielciocilteu3545]

Bro, when i saw the reveal of the fatties holding hamburgers after the line "there is a lot to digest here" hit me hard in the LOLS! But Lungus who got "held back" until he was 60 absolutely demolished me. XD

[@efi3825]

Naughty cat of the week: *Chupacara Smith* Snuck herself into an AI- generated yearbook at 3:22

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Chupacara Smith: One of a litter of seven kittens (the other cats are named Bigfoot, Yeti, Nessie, Mothman, Jersey Devil, and Bunyip)

[@Aiyatheduck]

I love this comment an unreasonable amount 😭😭

[@jimb.7523]

The cat, the myth, the legend.

[@markipliertrash1562]

What an icon

[@lekr4448]

Chupacara smith is a legend. How could you say that about him

[@carpengizmat5978]

Who knew that this video would be the perfect source of names for my star wars fanfiction?

[@LendriMujina]

You even already have a Wookie in Moth Acalds.

[@ceazclair137]

Glup Shitto moment

[@RanchMonarch]

Shimp is a personal favorite of mine

[@spartanbeast3575]

@@ceazclair137 in my language, glup (pronounced 'gloop') means stupid 🤣

[@danemclaren5678]

@spartanbeast3575 Croatian?

[@zachb555]

"A wise man always uses Skull Emojis." -Confucius

[@Runneradv]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@Fronteair]

True, True

[@Fronteair]

💀

[@HurtmePlenty1993]

-Sun Tzu

[@Matt_Rose]

💀

[@JustWowNick]

Earlier this year I bought a yearbook from 1940 online, and so far my favorite senior quote is “Some people eat to live, but I eat to live.” I think the printer meant “live to eat” but whatever.

[@1MaxVader1]

No, I think he does, eat to live.

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

I don't see the problem with the quote as is.

[@sarge1408]

Think it means like, "some eat to survive but I eat because it gives me joy"

[@danielciocilteu3545]

Kinda reminds you of the american highschool year book... Those people were all fans of eating...

[@D1EHARDTOO]

Mr. Teacher being a horse just fucking killed me, i was not expecting it whatsoever

[@NedBrayshaw]

I really hope this man gets on taskmaster.

[@neptunevibes]

I'd love to see thattt

[@MidnightMuffin]

What the hell is Taskmaster lol

[@moji_mojyo]

@@MidnightMuffin20 seconds ain no way also yeah

[@zibbitybibbitybop]

​@@MidnightMuffin Really funny show where the contestants compete to see who can finish a bunch of wacky tasks the fastest. It's the perfect TV comedy format for someone like Matt.

[@Matt_Rose]

I am trying my very hardest to make this a reality 💪

[@joemck74]

It's currently 7.15am. I've been bindging? binging?... watching a load of Matt Rose vids for and hour or so. I've reached the point I have to turn the phone away for a minute every so often cos the giggling has become painful to my stomach muscles.

[@madhuridas7509]

Are you still doing it?

[@atsf47legit]

Yeah, I'd love to see AI turn my school yearbook into a gallery of eldritch horror.

[@cjstarz3569]

it isn't already?

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Also, Chupacabra Smith (now all we need are Bigfoot, Yeti, the Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, Mokele-mbembe, and the Jersey Devil)

[@Tuatara94]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 bro all of those are *totally* real

[@BlatheringOn]

Alright class, time to register you. Aiden? "Here miss." Aiden? "Present." Briaden? "He's absent, miss." And Bootus is out for his Make The Opaque Deer Clear appointment. Asheliigyne? "Exxate Exxerane, miss." Snaake Licker? "SKULLEMOJIIIII, MISS!"

[@sadmac356]

Snaake Licker just makes me feel like someone's trying to do a metal gear solid 3 rewrite

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@sadmac356Metal Freak Solid

[@d4nny43]

In my social studies class this year there were four guys with a name pronounced Ay-Den (my poor attempt at a phonetic spelling). You had Aidan (myself), Aiden McFarlane, Aiden Demars, and Adien Lehman. I did later transfer out of that class though but it was fun while it lasted.

[@worfsonofmogh1154]

That sounds like a Molly Clancy skit.

[@michaelramsey82]

Excellent "Make the Opaque Deer Clear" reference

[@kuutti256]

7:56 That guy's gonna have a problem with Snake Licker and Snaake Licker

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!

[@bang5284]

Then Snaake Licker would probably go “No! That is not Solid Snake!” or smth idk

[@alice5790]

only Snake Licker. Snaake Licker would only go for Kid Named Snaake.

[@alice5790]

only Snake Licker. Snaake Licker would only go for Kid Named Snaake.

[@krux9149]

This guy is just solidus

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

0:17 "that guy thinking "i can explain"" be like

[@nemo-x]

8:56 Snta Koho's hairdo has me convinced he's an anime protagonist.

[@capadociaash8003]

He’s got that Dante from Devil May Cry cut

[@gummidon1618]

He looks so fun to draw

[@SharlyTV]

Average shonen protagonist lmao

[@tripodman322]

"That birch slap nearly killed me" ass haircut

[@damienearl8302]

With a name like that, he might as well be!

[@AMentalFailure]

2:24 I love how George is the only one with a normal name and he looks absolutely horrified

[@SwellestJeans32]

Who wouldn't be horrified lol.

[@KingofGamingAndTrains456]

Just like in a dream where only you seem to be normal and it makes you the odd one out.

[@longboy-bonsai1]

george cooper💀

[@Axol_simon_daniel]

I would be scared too if i was in a class with someone named "unknown man"

[@JJFBlaster]

He must live in theblack lagoon

[@oumota.]

Mr Teacher being a fucking horse genuinely sounds like some sort of bit. like that does sound like a fucking horse sneaking into a school and pretending to be human. "Hello I'm Mr Teacher" Everyone thinks there’s something a little off but it’s so cartoonishly stupid that even though there was 0 effort to disguise himself nobody really believes hes a horse

[@ceazclair137]

There's a HORSE LOOSE in a SCHOOL

[@AceSpadeThePikachu]

Sounds like the concept for a modern cartoon sitcom.

[@amandaure9909]

@@AceSpadeThePikachu Vincent Adultman.

[@ElBanditoZorro]

then his cover gets blown and he gets kicked out but the students protested because he was really cool and actually teached then he comes back to teach once more

[@barkingmonkee]

WAIT! Mr Teacher was a HORSE?!! Oh man, it seems so obvious now...

[@BinglesP]

10:25 That's sadness and injustice, Matt. SpongeBob just went through a tragic motorcycle accident, and none of the current witnesses are willing to take him to the doctor 😢😤😔

[@MonkeyOnSurfboard1]

That’s obviously My Frend Ronerroot

[@moonshine7753]

9:36 the photos on the walls at the dentist.

[@miarachelrose]

DIDJHDJDIDID WHEEZING

[@eaglest0554]

I just love "Unknowin man" immediately followed by "Man" 💀 He knows!!!

[@gamepapa1211]

7:42 Now I kinda want a sitcom out of this. About a boy who accidentally transferred into a school for Elder Gods. But instead of terrifying him, he just kinda took it all in stride.

[@jeffreybogard2713]

"That's my classmate, U'thugh'auakak. She's the richest girl in school'

[@bruhmomentum404]

i would honestly watch that

[@amandapanda5087]

​@@bruhmomentum404Same

[@teddybearkiller5271]

I NEED this film to be made!!!!!!!

[@Pneumonia-Nakey]

Psst. Spoiler warning, he has a massive crush on Chyagamoth the Unknowable.

[@YourCasualGargantuanLeviathan]

9:34 Thus looks like something from SpongeBob's yearbook on that episode about him trying to keep clean but ends up getting dirty for picture day and then the smile forcing dentures and the tiny suit.

[@Crimson-Hat]

7:56 Im a a Snake when he meets SNAAKE LICKER and SNAKE LICKER: 💀 💀 ☠️

[@nxghtfxlljace]

Shit I accidentally stole ur comment without even knowing LMAO

[@TeslaM0del3]

@@nxghtfxlljacelmao what

[@JamesTheBrainsss]

BOOTLEG SKULLEMOJII ☠️

[@timohara7717]

That's not his name he just changed it

[@cyrely]

😂😂😂

[@Totallydefinetlynotabot]

10:31 Normal Kid: "They've trapped me here for the whole school year and did unspeakable things to me. Please help me."

[@hometownboy6537]

Calculus

[@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount]

Honestly looks like the main character of any number of anime where a normal human ends up enrolling in a monster school on accident or on purpose or whatever

[@kiaragarcia1998]

6:14 i love how ai gets everything so wrong besides “to your mom”

[@CHOZENBUYSACOUCH]

4:00 Fun fact, in middle and high school my nickname was "Meatsauce". My last name is Bolognese soooo self explanatory. My first name is Nathan but there were like 2 other Nathans in that class.

[@davidparker6305]

Heey meatsauce, micheal here

[@notNajimi]

meatsauce vinny

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

Meatsauce is so much better than "screwball"

[@thiagopinheiro5236]

Fun fact: Translate “wisdom” to Finnish and hear the pronounciation

[@nickname8928]

Uncle Boxcutter

[@7milebeach142]

9:13 I will always remember when Nanked Soel pushed Pikachu off of the swings and he broke his arm. Good times.

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

I remember when Seckor'e Sbe wet himself in assembly.

[@nicklasjohansson5154]

7:55 I’m glad simpy got a job in acting for one of the greatest movies ever

[@DoubleGigaNiga]

💀💀💀

[@Tarinator]

New rule of the internet: If it exists, Matt Rose will find a way to make a video about it

[@M4TEO888]

Rule “SKKULLL EMMOOOJIII” of the internet.

[@Resuone]

Rule 44

[@StuffandThings_]

Additionally: With enough posts on any topic, at least one person has put a 💀 in their post

[@Milo_Ate_Dirt]

Class of the year: •Emergancy frog situation •SKULLLEMOJII •The long furby •Bamboo

[@escchristian593]

You totally forgot Aquatic Glamour Twink and the Muscle Daddies, that one clique that never stopped mobbing.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Chupacabra Smith (now all we need are other cats named after cryptids. My guess: Bigfoot, Nessie, Yeti, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Thunderbird, Mokele-mbembe, and Bunyip)

[@newsun444]

you forgot my goat Ugh

[@allfunandgames1976]

I heard that bamboo in his voice, wish I knew which video it came from

[@PlXOLL]

​@dunnostudios10 make the opaque deer clear!

[@j2e0l1l3y]

6:24 Њaxter always made fun of me so I joined Adam and helped him shove Њaxter in the locker

[@alphabetfanaticgeo]

I hated Њaxter too

[@SupercoolPersson]

8:24 Fart Face is what I name myself in every video game lol Good to see them getting an education instead of endlessly catching Pokémon and saving various fantasy worlds from forces of evil

[@allseriousness]

Bro this is the hardest I’ve literally ever laughed at a KZbin video and I’ve been watching them since 2006. Literal tears in my eyes

[@Akrilloth]

Seconded, at the very least the hardest i have laughed this year.

[@Liubomyr_The_Great]

I like how Gandon(2:52) is just a straight up swear word. Imagine being called a Dickhead by your parents, oh my words.

[@unoriginalperson72]

He has a Penis mouth so the name is accurate

[@legendgames128]

Doesn't help about his tongue shape.

[@Liubomyr_The_Great]

@@legendgames128 Nah the tongue shape is wild, but the name struck me like a lightning

[@favoritemustard3542]

Do we want to know what happens when Gandon & Gandoff hang out? 😂

[@timohara7717]

​@@favoritemustard3542ganon and ganoff Gadon and gadoff

[@Synthose1]

7:43 yearbook for Miskatonic University. If you don’t get it it’s from lovecraft’s work

[@Max.K00]

1:39 “SAY YOUR NAME RIGHT A-ARON”- Mr.Garvey

[@amandapanda5087]

*sigh* "A-Aron."

[@klauspeter2199]

Pre-sent

[@314rft]

Clearly the AI is a Key and Peele fan.

[@razemander]

Exactly 😂

[@djentleman_alt]

Exactly

[@High-Overlord-Pugula]

Reminds me of the NES baseball game from the 80s. The Japanese producers had to make up a bunch of American sounding names for the game and it's great. My favorite was "Mike Truck"

[@donglegs]

5:38 is what it sounds like if you zoom in on the sims 3 city hall during graduation

[@miarachelrose]

ACCURATE

[@JessicaLovesFoxes]

Oh my goodness you win the internet. YES

[@coritooty]

😂😂

[@hamburgerantagonist]

I haven't played The Sims but I just know this is right

[@P_tr2]

THESE LOOK LIKE THE BLOODY THALASIN EMOTIONS CHART OH GOD

[@Chekmate-em3mc]

Kyne ahh

[@something1600]

7:02 great name for a band: the Junior Arsonist club.

[@onerva.]

gummy onions club too 🧅

[@alphabetfanaticgeo]

The Junior Arsonist Club: ft. Concrete Melvin'

[@JasTheSass]

One of my favorite yearbook quotes of all time was “Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!” from a guy named Finneus.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

@@JasTheSass CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!

[@lookstothetroon]

literal pedo flag in your profile image

[@voxelmakesvideos]

I wouldnt even be mad if this outperformed all your furby videos combined. Your strength to read any arrangement of letters or similar things really payed off for this one

[@mightyarbokking7197]

1:25 We going to ignore the fact Hunby looks like Mr. Beast?

[@awtm13]

i also thought that

[@GriffinForte]

No we arnt

[@notflyingk]

nah it looks like mrfeast

[@officialbozo]

The hunby situation is crazy

[@Drawerboi077]

That’s because it is MrBeast. His real name is “Hunby beast”

[@akuraitanen]

5:45 dora serth be like "its right behind me isnt it?"

[@akuraitanen]

also holy shit the meathole yearbook was terrifying

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

2:00, Ugh was everyone's homie. Everyone always called him the GOAT. Even the haters.

[@joshhaworth2155]

I love how one of the few consistent things is that nearly every single image has at least one non-human thrown in for no particular reason.

[@JacksonvilleJacaliciousJacalan]

2:16 from there it just became Mandela catalogue

[@myowncomputerstuff]

This man's ability to read absolute gibberish with such confidence is a skill made for the AI future.

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

Furry 💀

[@cobaltong]

@@GeneralKenobi69420imagine being mean to someone over a harmless hobby lul

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

@@cobaltong you must be new to the internet

[@cobaltong]

@@GeneralKenobi69420 Nah

[@GeneralKenobi69420]

@@cobaltong >10 months old account Lmao cope

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

1-1/50 is definitely the most ominous figure in here, and he's the teacher in charge of the arsonists? Dark stuff happening under his guidance for sure.

[@Whisperx-in-the-w1nd]

Since everything will be/is on fire, I don’t think the stuff is pretty dark aside from the concept

[@BinglesP]

New FNAF ripoff mascot unlocked, only minutes away from getting thousands of bootleg merch uploaded to Temu

[@Khanmd-zi6vg]

Yeah, 19/50 looks strange

[@diemphuonglam4905]

How?

[@Kiido11]

4:51 "Mr Tart" is literally Steve Buscemi back when he could unironically say "hello, fellow kids!"

[@tdog54]

Uh, do you know what the word literally actually means? I feel like a lot of people who just say this word do not.

[@Themakeupchair15]

no it was young blood

[@timrosswood4259]

​@@tdog54tart is a type of pastry

[@DatGuy12345]

The feels like watching yearbooks filled with alternates from the mandela catalogue

[@darkdialga777]

this is what happens when they run out of humans to replace. they just keep aping humanity.

[@DaveWilliams-pr9ss]

5:20 lost my shit and almost woke the whole house up at 3 in the morning, thanks Matt

[@Catwithmask]

Samee lmao

[@ronanaviation9520]

Uncle Mike the 2nd must be a die hard Oregon ducks fan

[@CakesAreNotTruths]

who is uncle mike I?

[@felixhatton7334]

‘AI is going to take over the world!’ AI: yeah kids have long grey beards right?

[@Llortnerof]

And kindergartners are known for their propensity to porno staches.

[@drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094]

High school felt that stressful at times lol.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Smile]

1:38 "YOU DONE MESSED UP, A-A-RON!"

[@Mael_Str0M]

They even got Mr. Garvey.

[@Nuzilicious]

N pfp!!!!

[@christianityistrue777]

Moses when the Israelites made a golden calf

[@1ake47]

MURDER DRONES PFP SPOTTED

[@seth-ek1uo]

What reading year books from other countries be like:

[@dailyhydration-]

5:54 was so funny it made me laugh while eating oatmeal, sucking the oatmeal through the inside of my mouth and out of my nose. Horrible disaster.

[@nostalgicsheep]

DAMN

[@CoolrexAAAAAAA]

Had me in TEARS laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@IAmTheCoastalGhost]

The YEEEHAWWWWW did it for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aiiiia9971]

Average Matt Rose watcher experience tbh

[@CommanderCentauri]

YEEEEEE HAAAAWWW

[@strangecolouredbird]

I fucking love an AI. At this point it's not Artificial intelligence, but Automatic incompetence. It's sheer stupidity is entertaining in the same way an idiot gets hurt raking leaves by falling out of a tree. Zesty McMaster is the friend we all deserved.

[@Squant]

I feel like you need to have a fundamental lack of understanding about how it works to consider it stupid. The Mars lander can't make a cup of tea, is that stupid too? This stuff is churning out images hundreds of thousands of times faster than a human could ever dream of and your response is iNcOmPeTeNt MuCh? It's not actually getting anything wrong, it's doing exactly and precisely what it's been told to do. The "stupidity" lies solely in the humans training it. If you want names, teach it names. There are addons for accurate text.

[@AtticusKarpenter]

AI passes exams without being specifically trained on exam material, and already at least once diagnosed illness better than humans (boy has unusual combination of symptoms, medics was unable to figure out what illness is that, they give their medical AI all information about this case and it digged out name of old and very rare illness, medics check it out and yes, AI was correct, so boy was treated from that illnes and it worked, and he would die if not for succesful diagnostics by AI) so it can be quite intelligent. But its all high-end models. Usual generators of various shit that are awailable for general public, of course, much, much sillier but also funnier

[@jeffery9543]

artificial schizophrenia

[@adropintheocean6282]

@@jeffery9543 stop.

[@Sansundertale9999]

8:38 I love how everyone is kind of normal then out of nowhere it's just insect women and dark Lord sauron

[@humanprobably]

Ah yes, the normal child "Sheese E."

[@xXKris_DreemurrXx]

Who the hell names their kid "M E A T"? 😭

[@glitchghost5936]

Even crazier names are “male” “dumbledoof” “cheese doold” “cheese gurl” “cheesed” “worm” “dumbot” and who could forget “mobof” and “kinet lorale”

[@Custard123]

Dumbledoof was one heck of a kiddo

[@glitchghost5936]

@@Custard123 and don’t forget about their father, dumbledore

[@Cyanfromjsab]

7:42 Man, ritual club was great! I had so many good memories!

[@wingidon]

Those were the days... Remember when Annnda Finyvalnc botched one of the rituals and almost got expelled? Wonder how she's been doing recently.

[@JustNobodyyy_]

‏‪1:23‬‏ Asheliigynne looks like he's dying inside

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

I would be too if my parents named me that

[@BrennoC_YT]

I can't click the fucking time stamp

[@SwellestJeans32]

​@@BrennoC_YTSame

[@pizzaguy_]

You somehow created an unclickable timestamp

[@JustNobodyyy_]

@@pizzaguy_ I'm just that skilled

[@earlofnacho]

Never expected to see a childhood photo of myself in the bottom left corner of a thumbnail for a video on my KZbin feed. Not my best one either. The 9th grade yearbook photo shoot was making me late for my shift at the steel mill and I was trying my hardest to get my 6th consecutive employee of the year award, so I was pretty unhappy at the time. Especially since my boss was always telling me, “Snaake Licker, you’re the best damn slag scraper I’ve ever seen. Way better than Snake Licker and Girl. You need to wise up, drop out, and go full time so I can make all your dreams come true. You and that magical, slender, slag-encrusted body would be a star of the vibrant blast furnace maintenance scene - you’d be famous my boy! You’d even get a 6 cent raise! You know how many extra boxes of Cracker Jacks you could buy with that kind of money? Don’t you want that, Snaake Licker?” So yeah, I had a reputation to maintain and dreams to fulfill.. but I was also determined to be the first in my family to make it to the 11th grade before dropping out. And I was as serious about that as I was with collecting so many Craacker Jack decoder rings that nobody could ever hide the truth again and all mysteries would be known to me. So yeah, I was ready to be done with it by the time they snapped the photo. Not to mention the fact that they made me toss my fresh-lit stogie while rich boy Gandon got to keep his. “It’s a disfigurement, Snaake Licker.” Yeah, okay. Standard classism if you asked me. Life just ain’t fair!

[@Gravelll]

2:11 Oh, so _that's_ the Elvonna Chelf I keep hearing americans talk about during Christmas.

[@JaredPeppers]

kzbin.infoPimeCPzDDS4?si=13GYByw0QDeQG7MW

[@something-g99]

10:04 AAAA Spto is so freaking cuteeeee❤

[@rorororotoro]

IKR

[@lukiwei9468]

Besides the time travel stuff

[@TopatTom]

Tate and bob were great friends but they didnt realise they were in different rows (thats why tate is looking top left corner and bob is bottem right)

[@MichelleAtxtxsaagtllred]

Spto is love, spto is life

[@IFWF]

Tates is cute too

[@wondercoton]

The class with all the teeth and "Mr. Teacher" knocked me out.

[@AZ.3DITZZ]

THE SCREAM AT THE END SCARED ME THAN AUTOPLAY SENT ME STRAIGHT TO A TRUE CRIME CASE IM CRYING😭🙏

[@Matt_Rose]

💀

[@AZ.3DITZZ]

@@Matt_Rose 🕴

[@Flesh_Wizard]

​@@Matt_RoseSKULL EMOJI

[@Custard123]

GREGORIAH WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

[@AZ.3DITZZ]

@@Custard123 HELPPPP WHY DOES EVERYONE COMMENT ABOUT MY PFP😭😭😭😭

[@ekmog]

2:14 Man was a very great friend..

[@3standianPresident]

3:31 “Okay…who let Paul McCartney near the cloning device?”

[@RanRanneedsanoriginalname]

The most hamlike part at 6:17 and then the clapping just makes me imagine it actually being a bunch of ham slapping instead of people clapping lmao

[@JessicaLovesFoxes]

Oh my gosh that is priceless

[@Nikkidafox]

2:00 They were so weird... always making weird noises, chewing on their desk, smelled awful! Damn Gamhrs

[@Thylaacine]

As opposed to teachers pet Ugh

[@farmerchuck7294]

@@Thylaacine Both figuratively and literally.

[@Justacucumber4]

9:27 the wall of flesh

[@sopv_1]

terraria reference

[@popslyme4280]

"Bob Jobber" and "Job Bobber" is the funniest thing i've seen an Ai come up with.

[@oryfaces]

I remember being very jealous of the kid who won "most hamlike" 😔

[@antonialeigh]

I had to pause the vid at Uncle Mike II because I was laughing so hard since the vid started that I couldn't drink my water. During the pause I scroll thru the comments, see this one, and spit my water on my phone. This is not a safe space.

[@GinkgoBalboa142]

You'll get there, friend. And remember: You can still be supremely hamlike, even if you're not the most hamlike. The prize isn't everything, only one can win it. But being good enough to compete is a milestone and an honour in itself. Keep being you. Keep being hamlike

[@BinglesP]

Just be safe in knowing that kid's a poser. The true most hamlike person is Will Bill

[@mintythedemon1785]

3:38 I love when he tries to read the fuzzier names

[@alecboi777]

Pyro TF2 fr

[@goodfortnightplayer4539]

@@alecboi777that’s what I was going to say

[@cosmiccatalyst6448]

3:41 n o c a u p e s e

[@SavThatOneWolf]

4:29 Not the cat screaming-

[@Thekidsnextdoor-s8g]

😂😂

[@alicefloral9453]

8:10 had me in stitches for like half an hour straight 💀

[@1ns4nity-v1x]

damty guer ❤❤

[@cloverkip]

​@@1ns4nity-v1xjunko?

[@tbhcreature87]

damty gu€r

[@diemphuonglam4905]

DAMTYagn

[@seriousnorbo3838]

7:39 bro was being educated at Hotel Transylvania 💀

[@perry.the.weirdo]

2:03 fun fact: at my elementary school there was a wall with self portraits every student drew. it was mainly boring, except for a drawing of a cow.

[@Dragon_Muenster]

7:06 oh the days when they allowed the junior arsonist club in schools. Now it’s “Too dangerous” and “teaching kids bad habits” we were the coolest and most feared kids in the school.

[@NaveeSeal]

A normal kid in a school of monsters sounds like a really good premise for a cartoon

[@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount]

I've read multiple manga with that exact concept

[@NaveeSeal]

@@forgotmyoldanonymousaccount well shit.

[@user-s0m30n3]

I think I just got a webcomic ad for something similar

[@disunityholychaos7523]

basically My Gym Partner's a Monkey x Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends kind of mix would be sick for a saturday afternoon cartoon! oh wait that is monster high.

[@cheeseball94]

elvonna shelf is a great drag name

[@Gluten_FromDaddysWOrld]

6:23 their giant smiles blind me

[@MSMIASINGS]

It reminds me of son of a mask

[@Hamburger8079]

These don’t belong in a highschool yearbook, these belong in an ad for toothpaste.

[@Gluten_FromDaddysWOrld]

@@Hamburger8079 your name is the same as my display name on every thing

[@siren_gaming8565]

Kinda looks like Aphex Twin lol

[@TheSmallestLittleBilly]

that scream at the end killed me Matt

[@Twodoor1]

9:33 clumgius is fucking terrefiying 💀💀😢🙏🙏

[@DerangedMallard]

How come my comment gets deleted for having the word sh*t in it but you get away with saying fuck 💀I hate this website

[@throwingcrabs]

​​@@DerangedMallardand I'm able to get away with saying shit and fuck..... Wonder why

[@miarachelrose]

It’s to do with the age you gave KZbin when making ur account i believe

[@Twodoor1]

@@DerangedMallard lol that just sad

[@Twodoor1]

@@miarachelrose his account says it was made 15 years ago so i doubt it

[@neptunevibes]

Uncle Mike the second is an amazing stage name

[@free_instructions2259]

Personally prefer Uncle Boxcutter

[@Patrick_The_Pure]

0:20 Good to see CaseOh looking like his usual self.

[@jameskelly8175]

0:21 head looks like The lorax And he speaks for AI instead of the trees because trees are not sophisticated networks If anyone sees him eating a potato he will shoot out lasers from his behind

[@CutieFakeKirby]

lmfao is every fat ginger bearded guy caseoh now

[@OutOfBusinessYT]

100th like also true

[@Wyv2004]

​@@OutOfBusinessYT Im so thirsty for Pepsi

[@anotherhuman5800]

​@jameskelly8175 im in love with you

[@m_str043]

I can’t tell you how much I cherish these videos. They are by far the funniest, most entertaining, mood-lifting videos on the entire internet ❤️❤️

[@cutecorgie]

1:14 Shrouded Hand is quite possibly one of the last people I ever expected to see appear in a Matt Rose video

[@OliverCloseoff-jo4iu]

5:29 he invented wumbology, the study of wumbo

[@LittlebodybigbackOJ]

I thought that said nympholgy

[@aesthetix3398]

@@LittlebodybigbackOJ melanie martinez!!

[@lukiwei9468]

Wumbo Cumbo

[@KywiBa622]

Gotta set it to w for wumbo

[@benwest3223]

It’s basic stuff, SpongeBob.

[@recomical]

9:27 RANCHOS AND CORNHOLE 🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔥🔥

[@eddykidplayzyt]

8:33 dumbledoof is mad underrated 💀

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Albus Dumbledore + Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[@lukiwei9468]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815nah but Doofenshmirtz would ABSOLUTELY grow himself cat ears or something though

[@JohnJohn-r4l]

Had an immense crush on insect woman in the third grade, shame she ended up with Larnk

[@TopatTom]

Cheesegurl is sixnine

[@RickyPicos]

6:23 at least they brush their teeth 🤷‍♂️

[@hgghfghfghfghf]

HOW DI D U WATCH IT HTAT FAST

[@RickyPicos]

​@@hgghfghfghfghfwhat do you mean? It came out 2 years ago!

[@Hurricane_0313]

how did bro watch the whole thing in 2 minutes

[@sakiskeyboard]

@@RickyPicos it was 20 years ago wdym

[@RickyPicos]

@@sakiskeyboard You're right! I'm blind in one eye.