Can't Pay? We'll Take You Away!

[@unpopulartea1220]

“No one is home but there is a refugee from Somalia in the drive.” 💀 dead LMAOO

[@obgaming109]

Unpopular Tea Same

[@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@S_J_banana]

i died at that part

[@blackgayman]

Timestamp?

[@syfo3-186]

“Everything in and around that area is an asset”

[@dylanmacisaac7682]

Convicted of being truthful and obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception 😂😂

[@jgal7979]

Not gonna lie this had me in stitches

[@depfeffel6455]

When I saw a new Just James video I had to abandon bedtime with my partner and sleeping 3 month old baby so I could cry with laughter in the bathroom. This got me good 🤣

[@oz_jones]

Dine and dash?

[@ThreenaddiesRexMegistus]

Should have been charged with cultural appropriation too!

[@r2dadizubz]

Crying 😂😂😂

[@Nintentoad125]

"they have been working together for 30,000 years"

[@_lambert_1785]

Repossessing since neolithic times

[@AurumUsagi]

That's ancient!

[@userPrehistoricman]

damn that's older than my granny

[@AurumUsagi]

George Pearson At least they said no to capitalism and debt slavery.

[@Thoughtless427]

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!!!

[@VanessaMagick]

I don't even think this is edited. This is just what renting in the UK is like.

[@HarrySpencerMusic]

This is what renting and then not paying the rent is like in the UK (or renting under a crappy landlord)

[@Praqueue]

@@HarrySpencerMusic so this is what renting in the uk is like

[@TheofficialDevinCrawford]

It basically is

[@HarrySpencerMusic]

If you're a good tennant and don't expect to just get free rent, most of the time it's fine

[@michaelfox9003]

Harry Spencer until they refuse to give any of your deposit back because they find a micro spec of sauce behind the cooker

[@Blxckman04]

“Now it’s clear that 7 children is the best offer they’ll get” This is why I’ve missed you, Just James.

[@rebelfriend1818]

OVER SIX POUNDS PER HOUSEHOLD???!!

[@budywudy9]

yeah they couldnt afford their big mac meal

[@timtamtomuk283]

richbois

[@timtamtomuk283]

@@budywudy9 have to get happy meal instead smh

[@theflamingcookie6480]

thats an outrage smh

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

Mate it's awful I'm like £10.25 in debt easily

[@aj2218]

“Stuart McCracken is working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James.” *Anything you wanna tell us James?*

[@atomiccs6115]

Romanian brothel

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey]

HE'S TRANS!

[@KorboQ]

Congratulations James!

[@aj2218]

We accept you James

[@pinkdiamond1847]

Wait how long was he gone for? He was on maternity leave I'm calling it!

[@jamesappleyard7459]

2:45 “I’ve got 7 children” “it needs to be more than that”🤣😂

[@declangaming24]

More children to cover the debt

[@g-manjunior2024]

Can’t pay? We’ll take your family away!

[@LifeOfAdam99]

"Can't afford to pay the rent but £7 telly" I'm dead lmaoooo

[@DirtyGeorge]

Should i call an ambulance

[@gunsharck]

@@DirtyGeorge We're not that luckt

[@SonnyC96]

“He’s losing blood fast after being gored by enforcement agents”😂

[@declangaming24]

Gored by high Court enforcement agents or debt collecters

[@DH-jy9tr]

@@declangaming24 what's the difference?

[@juliolleshi751]

Probably why it got cancelled and got sued 😂😂😂😂

[@Maressite]

Disgusting opinion they are dealing with deadbeats

[@JD-fg2dz]

“Seizing property and dealing with an INVASION OF ZOMBIES” 🤣🤣

[@athina2130]

They make their way into war-torn london

[@mredmond8393]

Brian O'shaughnessy of the dead

[@thegunguy7513]

HE STRIKES FEAR IN EVERY UNDERGROUND WORKER

[@thegunguy7513]

@@bobsemple7660 😂

[@jameslapthorn8829]

And commuter alike

[@kierantv9857]

“Brian and Graham have been waiting for the defendant to return for 2 years” lmao

[@getajobmate1281]

i mean they have lived for millennia so far, im not too concerned for them

[@declangaming24]

2 years is nothing they lived for 30,000 years seizing property

[@madladluke]

"there is a refugee from somalia on the drive"

[@samjgollings8664]

“The father is in prison for being truthful and gaining afghan cuisine by deception”

[@DatGamingKid1]

*Walks into an afghani restraunt* "What's the behind you!"

[@xDRAGONSHAGGERx]

*stuffs Afghan cuisine into pockets* "there is nothing behind you, I just wanted to gain your cuisines"

[@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443]

Just James: Returns 2020: *chuckles* *"im in danger"*

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

Me: starts rickrolling People of 2020:im in danger kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2SthpagqLyMf8U

[@carlosodingos3229]

@@ligmadechokoma1625 evil... EVIL

[@sadienio6166]

narrator: the refugee is now in the high court's possession to sell at auction to cover the debt *wayfair has entered the chat*

[@PickleSurpriseVEVO]

Just pointing out cus people do think that’s real. That was a extremist/far right conspiracy hoax

[@MS-hp9li]

‘Job well done.’

[@TheOriginalBobbyMartini]

@@PickleSurpriseVEVO It's hilarious that people believe this shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PickleSurpriseVEVO]

Kew Anne On not so funny when they go vote thinking its real.

[@hypotheticlz]

Fire Walk With Meme not saying I believe it but people who label something as far right usually do so because they want to discredit the claim, so maybe far right isn’t the correct word

[@cdname47]

Nothing I hate more on TV than these type of exploitative shows where enforcement officers turn up to reclaim cash from people down on their luck and the TV producers hope it all kicks off like they're filming wounded animals backed against a wall Good target then JJ 👍

[@Beastgrows]

What about the landlords etc that are being ripped off by people that don't pay rent?

[@legopenguin9]

@@Beastgrows who gives a shit about landlords

[@cdname47]

@@Beastgrows there's probably more dodgy landlords out there than dodgy tenants, but neither side are going to be 100% perfect i guess Its just the punching down mentality of these shows is the issue I have a problem with. The landlords aren't even seen in these shows, just some unseen benefactor when the tenant is the one we have to watch struggling for entertainment Not pleasant

[@mattuno9892]

UK landlords have been hoarding houses since the 80s artificially inflating rent making it near damn impossible for the younger generation to own a house in the 2020s

[@johnmartinez7440]

@@Beastgrows I imagine that's a very tiny %. I know for some landlords that will be their only property, and possibly their main income, but that's not really what this show is about. Sitting the enforcement officers down and then setting up the camera in the hopes of filming a massive Gotcha!/argument is scummy TV.

[@samjames6714]

My house is also on a lane behind several species of dangerous shark.

[@Shagyamum]

Strange I have an alligator problem

[@Jeff-qk7jj]

3:15 "convicted of being truthful" 😂😂😂

[@MoskHotel]

Pretty much how bailiffs work lol

[@mredmond8393]

​@@MoskHotelpretty much how society works too tbh sadly

[@chapmanificationable]

I'm so glad they finally got their hands on some ovaries.

[@zamnodorszk7898]

Ahh yes the age-old adage: "you owe £1400 of rent arrears yet you own a £300 TV? Shocking!"

[@johnmartinez7440]

I used to work in the benefits office and you'd see people with Netflix subscriptions, an Xbox etc...but then you realise that's all their entertainment. All they can afford is to sit in front of the TV every night, and the cost:entertainment ratio is very good.

[@wendycarter5718]

Yeah ! It is shocking !, You pay what you owe first!!!!Then you buy extras! DEBT IS THEFT!!!!!

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@wendycarter5718 debt isn't theft, for example a mortgage is not left.

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Exactly, to people like that, every luxury of a poor person seems to be reprehensible, and everything that goes beyond the most abstract need - be it in the realm of passive enjoyment, or a manifestation of activity - seems to him a luxury.

[@andymerrett]

oh shut up Wendy!

[@nightowl8477]

Me and my friends once marathoned Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away in sixth form. _We'd literally do anything to avoid revision._

[@calebcrook5875]

absolute mad lad you are

[@ajaxlewis7664]

What a strange thing to marathon xD then again I sometimes watch shopping channels at 3am. Hypnotic shit, that.

[@calebcrook5875]

@@ajaxlewis7664 my brother used to do that, crazy stuff.

[@nightowl8477]

@@calebcrook5875 - this bro gets it

[@liamcraddock9539]

Damn it the teachers in my sixth form would've lost their shit if we did that. Someone watched an episode of Friends in the library at mine and they went fucking mental at us

[@James-gz5cx]

This is the first time I’m watching this show and I can already tell that it’s better like this than it is normally.

[@dannym1882]

"They're on their way to collect a debt of 10 billion pounds. It's owed for damage to a Romanian brothel."

[@C12sR]

oh you're pregnant James? congrats 😂

[@VacantHaven]

Heavily pregnant, that explains the long absence! Hope it's a smooth birth 🤞

[@Shagyamum]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@heinzie5]

"The key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding" 😂

[@hypnotised-clover]

"So, what we're lookin' for is _t i n g s_ "

[@SchlumberttheHumble]

Things like that

[@noahcardew4482]

I've missed james so much

[@jgal7979]

Indeed Lord Farquaad

[@Handhandme]

"How much can you give us, that's the question" "I got seven children" "It's gotta be a bit more than that..."

[@Zuudo]

it's amazing how you can always sentence mix "Just James" into every video

[@Franzwithfire]

The only true reason people have kids is to haggle with high court officers.

[@iiiiii4249]

“They’re going to collect 3000 adult worms”

[@Journey_to_who_knows]

The reptilian overlords have them for lunch

[@lewis8422]

Please please please do more of these. I haven’t laughed this hard in years. Can’t pay we’ll take it away is by far the best one you’ve done

[@jimmytyan9791]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@ethanoreilly2002]

"When you can't pay they'll attack several parts of the human body"

[@extent6140]

I think this my 30th rewatch, I absolutely love this channel

[@redspin2ify]

Just james: uploads everyone: The return of the king

[@JackMellor498]

“They’ve been working together for 30,000 years...dealing with an invasion of zombies.” That sounds legitimately epic.

[@declangaming24]

Seizing property

[@laampards]

"they are parasites" insanely based

[@billyblood8993]

"If we can escalate a situation, that's what we're going to do" I genuinely believe that Just James is the incarnation of God

[@r1ch1o24]

"There is a warrant here for £10, so what we are looking for is tings" 🤣🤣

[@AceStar1994]

Things like that.

[@themanwiththeplan728]

There now on the hunt for a major organ to seize, and sell

[@beepthemeep12]

Legally on this type of high court warrant. They can only gain access through an open incision.

[@ewansheridan397]

2:37 "Collect the debt in full, or remove children from the debtor's home, and sell them to cover the debt."

[@MoskHotel]

Human Trafficking Edition

[@declangaming24]

Yes they now sell children better than taking stuff in the house

[@andrewf4623]

3:28 “so what we’re looking for is tings” lol rasta 🇯🇲

[@carsnchases]

Bro "terrifies underground workers" jesus christ i died

[@sophiehodson4829]

Just James's videos are the only ones on the internet that can make me cry with laughter. I used to watch them with my friend before he moved away, but he always sends me the link when a new video drops!

[@aparkerh]

"Rising house prices are prompting landlords to *squeeze rears* or raise rents."

[@jbullionaire2749]

"Dealing with an invasion of zombies"... This is what Shaun of the Dead would have looked like if they didn't have the budget for Simon Pegg and Nick Frost...

[@itfan42]

😂😂

[@DH-jy9tr]

Now I'm imagining debt collectors, but during a zombie apocalypse. I acc kinda wanna watch that now.

[@Roadwarior2]

More like a mash up of Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.

[@joonah318]

“There’s a warrant here for ten pounds, what we’re looking for here is tings”💀💀💀💀💀

[@elliottwatt5297]

I’m laughing but I also can’t get over how disgusting this show is.

[@jamie150741]

What show is this?

[@archiethegeezer7976]

@@jamie150741 it's called "Can't Pay, We'll Take It Away" and while I disagree with a lot of it, there are some cases where people are absolute assholes and is completely there fault there in debt.

[@KyunaCookies]

Eat landlords

[@cameroncorp]

@@KyunaCookies based

[@jake1173]

@@KyunaCookies based

[@TaylaHolland]

This all blends together so much better than other parody videos!

[@littleman787]

Obtaining Afghan cuisine by deception. A truly heinous crime.

[@cherylstevens4717]

Local plastic surgeons that line is hilarious 😆😆😆😆

[@declangaming24]

3:03 are part of a vicious criminal gang

[@declangaming24]

3:03 local plastic surgeons are part of a criminal gang

[@tycart0869]

Convicted of being truthful, there’s a warrant of 10£

[@MrSpruce]

You mean £800 lol.

[@archiecave8491]

“How much can i give you “😔 “How much can you get dats the question “😡 “I have seven children “🤗 *whispers seductively* it’s a bit more than that 🕺

[@declangaming24]

Sell them

[@LongLiveHelghast]

“They’re on their way to collect a debt of ten billion pounds. It’s owed for damage to a Romanian brothel”

[@LadyBrady357]

"They make their way into war-torn London." Huh, that sounds about right🤣🤣🤣

[@pgre]

wow, james, you've done it again.

[@cgbgaming9363]

"The father is in prison, convicted of being truthful" im dead 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JOPEYDOPE]

Watched in bed, woke wife up because I was giggling. Hope you’re happy with yourself

[@alexander92179]

'Convicted of being truthful'. Every patriot in the UK

[@liamcraddock9539]

How *dare* you like your own country!! ...heheh just kidding Im not a lefty

[@alexander92179]

@@liamcraddock9539 well done

[@cs_044]

“Working with his heavily pregnant wife: Just James” 😂😂😂

[@strigonshitposting793]

I already love this show, but this made it so much better.

[@pretendracingcars8028]

Congratulations to you and Stu Mcraken for the baby

[@thebotbuilder]

There is something ominous but absolutely hilarious about that video title

[@harharharman_1218]

"Becuase whn you can't pay, they'll attack several parts of the human body"

[@declangaming24]

Loan shark edition

[@whoisdaisy7738]

i’m supposed to be sleeping and i’m too busy cackling at this in the dark

[@ImmenseDefencecemre]

I love these so much, every sentence is hilarious

[@AceStar1994]

I love this show. You have made it 100x better! Thanks for the laugh 😂

[@orangraham]

This might be your best one yet

[@rossturpin747]

I had tears in my eyes watching this 😂

[@bencfc2]

‘Working with his heavily pregnant wife, Just James’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 *classic*

[@XJokermanX]

Thanks for entertaining me James. Every time I always appreciate your effort cus these are hilarious 😂 I re watch them now and then aswell. Fantastic

[@LouisKingLouis]

Maybe James hasn't been uploading because they took him away

[@jamie150741]

No he was pregnant didn't you hear

[@A_J_Gaming83]

Never clicked so fast on a vid

[@CadenMHolmes]

Same

[@shinypikachu8881]

Same

[@CadenMHolmes]

Same

[@Bigger12n]

Same

[@CadenMHolmes]

Same

[@Cwmbran1984]

“The debtor has ignored demands to pay for over 1.5 hours” 😂😂😂😂

[@KLAVIERSideQuests]

*An hour after arriving, they finally get their hands on some ovaries*

[@gabriel.954]

The house is on a lane, behind several dangerous species of shark...

[@terenceh511]

"If we feel we can escalate the situation then that's what we do" 😅

[@Myne1001]

When you're a 30,000 year old zombie fighting parasite, waiting 2 years for someone to show up is nothing

[@ItsPikablu]

Fun fact : The voice over of Can't Pay We'll Take It Away is by Jason Done, who played Tom Clarkson in Waterloo Road.

[@declanhampson1098]

Holy shit. I always recognised his voice but never ever made that connection.

[@caitlyngarden7269]

GOOD LORD! 😱

[@JohnDoe-yg2eu]

2:50 'the key in this job is to use intimidation tactics, so it can be rewarding'

[@ohno7797]

Holy cr*p, this has me laughing like an idiot. I've not laughed this hard since I got diagnosed with depression 😂

[@AceStar1994]

I hope you continue to smile and laugh. We are living in not so happy times right now but videos like these really make all the difference. Praying for brighter and better times for you.

[@ohno7797]

@@AceStar1994 Awwww, that's so lovely. Thank you so much. I hope you're doing well through these tough times. I think everyone deserves happiness, and whether it be though a simple youtube video, or a sweet comment like yours, I hope everyone has a reason to smile. You're a sweet person, and I hope someone makes your day, just like you've made mine 😊

[@AceStar1994]

@@ohno7797 Just be careful you don't ignore any payment demands for over one and a half hours otherwise the bailiffs will come. LMFAO. I'm really happy I made your day. I am doing pretty well but sometimes it can get too much. This video really had me snorting at what I thought was a normal clip of an episode 😂

[@ohno7797]

@@AceStar1994 Haha, god forbid they start removing organs 😂. There's times in life you think it's the worst thing to ever happen to you, but sure enough you overcome tee issue and life begins to look good again. Things can get hard, but there's always someone you can talk to, weather it be someone in your personal life, or a professional over the phone. I'm not sure where you are, or if you can reach certain numbers from other countries, but I've been so thankful to talk to professionals over the phone and be able to talk to someone about things I wouldn't want people in my life to hear. Always know there is someone out there who appreciates you, like o appreciate you being so sweet even though we've never met. There will always be a reason to smile. I'm happy you found something to make you laugh and take your mind off things 😊

[@AceStar1994]

@@ohno7797 Thank you so much for your lovely words. I'm not sure if you're on Twitter but you are welcome to follow me if you are. My username is @AnneliseBeau. I'm in the North East of England. Where are you? After watching this video, I don't think I can watch the opening of this show in the same way again! And for that, I am happy 😁 I hope you are well.

[@scott3795]

Obtaining afghan cuisine by deception 😭😭😭

[@vitamc1213]

Well, I guess a Volvo could technically be considered a refugee in England 😂

[@mredmond8393]

Yes! Love it I've been wanting to see a cant pay ytp for ages. Can't stand those bailiff bullies

[@whatyoutalkintobee403]

Cant pay we’ll take it away: AnCap edition 2:35

[@unlikelysalmon786]

I heard they tried to barter with a vial of plasma and a signed Russ Abbott album. Didn't work, and they even had to cough up the 50p for renting the sirens.

[@airqx2808]

welcome to ancapistan, where every man can be a king

[@isaacscreations5629]

James, I've been bingeing this show for 3 months and this was PERFECT timing to post this. This was hilarious

[@WheezyShotta]

0:14 *I really do need that blood back*

[@winterstar5750]

You've earned yourself a sub. I clicked on this thinking it was a regular episode and ended up laughing harder than I ever have this year.

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

Can't pay? Got to gulag

[@knobgobblerballsdeep7772]

Hello dad

[@ligmadechokoma1625]

Hello son

[@Taxman_42]

Lenin Lover

[@viorel-]

OMG this had me cryiiing!!!

[@1874WL]

Imagine wanting to be a debt collector man.

[@josephdugdale4150]

The only profession more disgusting than that is a parking attendant, absolute scum of the earth

[@deeznoots6241]

Joseph Dugdale nah parking attendants are fine, don’t park like a jackass.

[@levelofsnipes7378]

Someone’s gotta do it. Imagine being in debt yourself because somebody refuses to pay you money they owe you, you’ll be begging these guys to go and collect it

[@fect1236]

Joseph Dugdale only saying that because you can't park for shit

[@Alex-cw3rz]

@@levelofsnipes7378 no, I just rearranged a more manageable pay back scheme. I would never want filth like that terrorising them and stealing sentimental items, that are then sold ridiculously below the going rate.

[@jacobeaston8839]

Can we just appreciate how well this is edited.

[@brandenpearce8085]

*convicted on being truthful*

[@michaelfox9003]

Haven't laughed at anything this much in a good while, love it

[@MyManiacGamer]

Woman: "I've got 7 children" In the background: "that's not enough" 😂

[@oliverbayley3509]

2:19 I used to work with 'fearsome thug Stuart McCracken'. Nice bloke, actually. Gave me a lift to the Christmas do.

[@declangaming24]

He's a nice guy

[@CryptP]

This is how I feel watching this show in general Bastards

[@natashaphipps402]

These are brilliant, please keep them coming!! 😂😂😂😂

[@eli_r_q]

"His heavily Pregnant wife Just James." Do you have something to tell us?