In this episode of CK3 with Koifish: I face my inner demons and play as a vengeful little Frenchman instead of going to real therapy! VERY NICE! This is the first part of a over 30 part long series, where I will be playing as EVERY suggested starting character in Crusader Kings 3! It's going to take a while, but It's going to be fun! Do you have a favorite character (please don't say Haesteinn I don't want to relapse again), tell me down in the comments!
@burgerking27832 жыл бұрын
Haesteinn
@AlejandroGomez-ec8xf2 жыл бұрын
The Jimena brothers definitely
@dvtch2 жыл бұрын
Paradox games, a real man's therapy.
@robbiemurray28952 жыл бұрын
Bjorn Ironside, Haesteinn's accomplice in fact, when you do the sons of Ragnar go from oldest to youngest (iornside, whiteshirt, snake in the eye, boneless if I'm remembering them correctly)
@Logan05032 жыл бұрын
Count Dawit, who is that one Jewish vassal of Abyssinia. I’d challenge you to do a Beta Israel -> Restore the Kingdom of Israel -> Convert to Hinduism 7 Holy Cities run. I tried it recently (didn’t succeed) and it was very fun.
@Threxer2 жыл бұрын
Haesteinn Fact: He cannot be stopped, he will always return. He is outside your door right now. Can you hear him?
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation2 жыл бұрын
Koifish's next video: "Can You Conquer (your adress) As Jarl Haesteinn?"
@GhostCryProductions2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the reminder. The people trapped in my basement were crying again.
@Zacharoni40852 жыл бұрын
I do not fear Odin’s men !
@cypruslavigne74192 жыл бұрын
TIL: You can get Varangian Guards Doordashed to you.
@VarangianGuard13 Жыл бұрын
@@cypruslavigne7419 While this is true, you need a large vehicle if you're ordering more than a couple of us.
@carrotiesyt2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe it, Koifish is slowly beating his addiction. I have never been so proud of a public figure before.
@MrDUneven2 жыл бұрын
Beating his Hasting addiction by feeding his CK3 addiction.
@andrewchapman20392 жыл бұрын
By abducting your liege, you can always succeed in pressing the demands of your factions. This is because even if he declines and declares war on you, you *mysteriously* already have the opposing war leader in your jail.
@natureisneat82622 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT U HAD TO DECLARE WAR TO DO THIS THANK YOU
@mortache2 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse
@Middovah2 жыл бұрын
Please do not inform koifish if I left some swear words in, I didn't have time to check D: you guys have no Idea what he will do to me guys please don't tell h
@Koifish2 жыл бұрын
you did.... WHAT?!?!
@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation2 жыл бұрын
Koifish is outside your door
@mbanana234562 жыл бұрын
On the steam workshop there's a mod that changes nothing other than instantly killing Haestein at the start of your game.
@vaughncurtis70232 жыл бұрын
Best mod ever
@Leldy2 жыл бұрын
Oh God...this is terrifying. There's no sense of continuity... no stability... With Haesteinn gone, what the hell are we going to do? Odin, Freyr, and Thor, I've never been so scared!
@panpanlepanda68262 жыл бұрын
As a Frenchman, I laughed a lot when I saw you trying to pronounce "Eudes" and the other French names in english way with a swedish accent. I want more of this !
@cityofmagic43702 жыл бұрын
Can we add to the challenge that you have to kill at least one of Haesteinn’s family members per play thru?
@JaeSM972 жыл бұрын
Bro, that fucking Italia at the end though? I love how admist everything else going on that's in focus, there's clearly some shit going down elsewhere in the world.
@demonkingbadger66892 жыл бұрын
Shadow the cat was a badass. Ate a damn dog. A legend that will never die.
@lukeasa40382 жыл бұрын
I’ve had fun taking Haestienn as a mentor and converting Eudes to Astru-Norse, then using his claims to create a Viking France.
@MinktheStorykeeper9 ай бұрын
Viking france
@ghostlion86162 жыл бұрын
Everyone: No Nut November Koifish: No Haesteninn November
@crimsonbaron4418 Жыл бұрын
6:23 What no mother figure growing up does to a mf
@alfa26492 жыл бұрын
Im Going To Love This Series Very Much But Of Course Im Going To Miss Haesteinn We Had Some Great Wacky Time With Him The Ultimate Viking
@es689512 жыл бұрын
I had to laugh when you mentioned ISP’s A to Z, because it’s the first thought I had when you described the series 😄
@saltamuertosturambar40502 жыл бұрын
Becoming King as Eudes was epic and challengly but... can we take a look at 30:14? Spaghetti Vikings!? What a run xD
@volpelastname69512 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the Bohemian "Trying not to become the Holy Roman Emperor in Five Seconds" video
@ConvexSpys2 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea Koifish I can't wait to watch the videos as they come out.
@Chad6o2 жыл бұрын
Wow, no Haesteinn's. I applauded you fish 👏👏👏 And I'm really looking forward to the incredible amount of laughter this series will provide.
@finnwalters4113 Жыл бұрын
Honestly without KZbinrs I wouldn’t get paradox games
@squidly13697 ай бұрын
Based
@AlexanderArts Жыл бұрын
Awesome video, awesome series! VERY GOOD!
@FREAK_1152 жыл бұрын
Koifish at the end of the video: "I have done it! I became the king of France!" The voice inside my head: "Who's gonna Tell him that the Italians took over the Dutch and the Germans?
@Pentagathusosaurus2 жыл бұрын
I've never even played crusader kings but I still watch these videos for the koiboi. Less talking, more Haesten
@Oikolukuhirvi2 жыл бұрын
I thought watching these videos sober was great but now I'm drunk and they are awesome.
@BrokenGibus2 жыл бұрын
can't wait to see how much this series devolves as it gets closer to the end, loving the idea tho!
@aravindsiva5922 жыл бұрын
Without a restart he completed count eudes prophecy nice video koifish is super pro
@lucaw.51502 жыл бұрын
I am so hyped for this series! Just like isorrowproduction but for CK3, I think i am fainting!
@s.26522 жыл бұрын
We will probably witness koifish going more insane during the series
@demonkingbadger66892 жыл бұрын
Obviously, not being Haesteinn is a burden that leads him to madness.
@s.26522 жыл бұрын
@@demonkingbadger6689 I can't really blame him
@Thanadeez2 жыл бұрын
it's beautiful to see the world unite to prevent the creation of france
@rodrigorodrigues22402 жыл бұрын
I love the way you talk so much
@squidly13697 ай бұрын
Literally , new to ck3 and the first youtuber i watched
@paulschumacher43082 жыл бұрын
I'm totally down with this 35 episode challenge
@FaustIoM2 жыл бұрын
I love multi series achievement runs!! looking forward to this!
@hand.22 жыл бұрын
Vikings invading from the north, Frenchmen invading from the South, and this isn't a Harold Godwinson run??
@christopherhunter82452 жыл бұрын
Best Ck3 KZbinr
@feli-the-sunfairy2 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for him to play Earl Alfred! Then finally I don't need to go somewhere else.
@knight.of.silverlion2 жыл бұрын
Cant wait for next videos!
@elinotgiven92362 жыл бұрын
Oh great idea! I'd love to learn some fun facts about each of these people.
@jameszeng26662 жыл бұрын
Koifish, are you doing "Mother of us all" challenge? That's a really long one...
@JH-zs3bs2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile Italy is settling on the Northseacoast :D
@demonkingbadger66892 жыл бұрын
If playing as Haesteinn is wrong, i dont want to be right.
@BlackReshiram2 жыл бұрын
its always a good day when i realize koifish has updated, homie never fails to make me laugh
@vilevillain105911 ай бұрын
damn shadow got that dog in him
@HudbaLIPI2 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you are playing someone lese but Heistein, it started to get a bit stale 😅
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame2 жыл бұрын
Who are you and what have you done to the real Koifish, Hsifiok?
@sahilhossain82042 жыл бұрын
Hmm yes lore of Ck3 viva la francia momentum 100
@mare53352 жыл бұрын
Im looking forward to the 35 part series
@simoncodrington2 жыл бұрын
Another great video mate ♥️
@calebbreitner18222 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to see more of this series!
@Ozymannaz2 жыл бұрын
Good god that sped up count killed me bahahahaha
@linuxares2 жыл бұрын
That role reversal... Koifish not playing his normal oshi and the cat ate the dog...
@purin67922 жыл бұрын
Koifish not playing Haesteinn? The end is near.
@markushylten-cavallius9992 жыл бұрын
Next mission: Make kingdom of Finland a "finlander" culture with norse heritage, and then take the lands of the Ruriks. SHOW THEM WHO IS STRONGER!
@caniblmolstr45032 жыл бұрын
Where is Haestinn!?!? Koifish you were supposed to go to the moon with Haestinn 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@safisiddiqui63682 жыл бұрын
HEAR EVEYONE! The legend is back! Victoria 3 couldn't stop my mate, Koifish, from going back to CK3 and play as the one and only: HAESTINN! Thank you my friend, Koifish. Thank you for this!
@lillonerboi504 Жыл бұрын
Eudes
@Kiepeleur2 жыл бұрын
There is no playing too much Haesteinn though
@twomonitoraqua2 жыл бұрын
I love this challenge this was great!
@legionofrome29672 жыл бұрын
Koifish should change his channel name to Haesteinn!!!
@ChrissieBear Жыл бұрын
The dwarf being a great steward but never getting the position and being forced to be a shit spymaster instead: "Dude, what the fuck?"
@DaimyoShi2 жыл бұрын
Do this please!
@juvemortad76992 жыл бұрын
damn, this challenge is so obvious yet so interesting, i think I should play the same way
@cuidadocomomatheus2 жыл бұрын
No Haesteinn November
@jordanpaton90822 жыл бұрын
You need to take control of the world with the Vikings and do a family game start with ragna and the end with one of his grandchildren or grate grandchildren
@ProductofWit5 ай бұрын
Love Italy's size here.
@Leo-ok3uj2 жыл бұрын
12:00 That’s a great hook count, but why don’t you back it up with a source?
@aronaskengren56082 жыл бұрын
Bruh, they really have count meginhard a horse banner 😩💯💯
@UngeTaaSleiker2 жыл бұрын
Vi kan kjøpe hele Sverige om vi vil!
@rickardthelich45162 жыл бұрын
Daurama Daura is realy intresenting to play as
@reesehendricksen2692 жыл бұрын
F mate, outshined by the Karlings forming Italia.
@Lucasisaksen2 жыл бұрын
11 seconds ago, bro what??
@MinktheStorykeeper9 ай бұрын
This man is unstable lmao
@squidly13697 ай бұрын
I love his commentary lmao
@AMinibot Жыл бұрын
13:16 Thomas Cromwell speedrun challenge
@zaoda13572 жыл бұрын
fish
@IronWolf1232 жыл бұрын
Do it with the more start dates mod
@sanshrayvinesh51672 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about mega-italy
@gogollephilosophe8013 Жыл бұрын
In the meantime, Italy create an Empire from Netherlands to Scicily.
@jessestassi21552 жыл бұрын
*Look it's Uhtred and his pretty boys!*
@Thanadeez2 жыл бұрын
15:32 DUTCHMEN? NAH BRO HE BELGIAN NOT DUTCH
@VoidBear_2 жыл бұрын
Koifish! What about Albania and Serbia?
@alon40392 жыл бұрын
The cat ate the dog 💀😼
@MaitreKorda2 жыл бұрын
I prefer Koifish over ISP because Koifish has fun and brings joy. ISP sounds like he hates his games and himself, watching him suffer makes me depressed. Love you Koifish.
@poppasmurf96242 жыл бұрын
The people crave Sigurd Ring
@deanoreilly20132 жыл бұрын
😂 that was highly entertaining
@davidadams76022 жыл бұрын
Do haestein again for the final episode and get 100% world domination PLEEASSEEE
@GabeIDK12 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t he start in struggle for Iberia???
@jmfs17012 жыл бұрын
Thats a nice hook Count Eudes, why dont you back it up with a source. Count Eudes: The sources is that I made it up.
@Kilgorio2 жыл бұрын
Wow
@debz6147 Жыл бұрын
Hell? Lincolnshire? Not a lot of difference tbf 😄
@bacon-chewtoy2 жыл бұрын
What mods do you use koifish?
@sebdragonholste240410 ай бұрын
I have a confession I have never played as jarl haesteinn
@CHAOSWITHUS2 жыл бұрын
like for Drakensang music and keep up good work
@CrayfishCraig3 ай бұрын
He kinda sounds like the spy from team fortress two
@roboticsmarts68422 жыл бұрын
MEGA ITALY
@corvus13742 жыл бұрын
Unifying Africa is going to be fun.
@Chronic_Gambler2 жыл бұрын
It honour me that Koifish has chosen to play as a distant relative of mine.
@rronnie88832 жыл бұрын
nah you gotta do a ck2 A2Z
@lost65162 жыл бұрын
If you play as he Infata in 1066 Iberia you can become Queen of unified Castille by just murdering all your bros, super easy