How I Conquered SPAIN Using INTRIGUE ONLY - CK3 Intrigue is Broken Challenge A-Z

[@Koifish]

A-Z Keeps going strong! But we haven't even left A yet! Today we're playing as ALFONSO, the coolest SPANIARD in all of history! Next up... ANTSO! The second coolest SPANIARD in all of history! More videos coming very soon, as well as a big, big change! NEW KOIFISH DESIGN!

[@pronoobgamer001]

I am realy waiting for th bannerlord play through...kindly start some series of that too...

[@BigZéLuis]

13:30 feliz cumpleaños 😅

[@marcus4046]

you saying no vikings in my playthrough feels....wrong

[@liman199ify]

Can you add all the A-Z videos to the playlist? I've missed some but not sure which videos they are since they aren't marked in any way

[@sebastianbaran5856]

i mean no insult, but, Koifish you are fucked in the head and i love watching your videos XD

[@robertrodriguezharo1906]

It was amazing seeing you recreate the historical marriage between el Cid Campeador and Ximena, subtle reference there.

[@orinthorax]

i saw her name flash up and realised what he'd done

[@teal_m_101]

Playing intrigue in CK3 is the psychopath playthrough.

[@lilybelledelamer4152]

True 😂

[@leoniberal]

You can also keep marrying daughters matrilinealy to 2nd heirs and kill the 1st heir. Keep doing that and you’ll always have dynasty Allie’s to call

[@Bennyboi789]

It is the 'pacifist' route as it kills the least

[@cat_pwner6999]

@@Bennyboi789 true actually

[@Imnotacat-s5f]

It isn't a psychopaths playthrough if you enjou it ;)

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

"Dear sister, stop being so hot." - Koifish 💀

[@DonFlufflesPrime]

No matter if Koifish is playing a Viking or not, he always has to go on a murder spree.

[@jordinagel1184]

“I’ve got a lot of banners, one for every brother I killed” So… Fratricide Pokémon? Gotta stab ‘em all?

[@walnzell9328]

17:12 "Boats made out of metal will never float." Little did they know.

[@molybdaen11]

The step output at that time was too low anyway to reasonable build something like that. Not to mention the problem of rust which was only solved much later.

[@DarthFhenix55]

I mean, steel wasn't created until XIX century so they weren't that wrong.

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

@@DarthFhenix55 steel was made accidentally ever since iron was smelted. Cast iron is actually seriously high carbon steel (like, 2% carbon iirc) since steel is simply the name for an iron-carbon alloy. The 19th century is simply when we could *mass produce* steel with consistent quality. And even that took until the 1880-1890s to get right.

[@Siiarc]

I haven't played Spain recently, it was nice to see El Cid make an appearance in this video

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

I’m playing Tuscany right now, playing my son after Matilda died. Used intrigue to find secrets. Used it to form kingdom of Italy and annex everyone besides Carinthia. Now I’m using my learning focus giga chad to wipe out all of Carinthia (also killed all of Norman Sicily’s line).

[@tommerker8063]

if you didn't know the unite throne decision allows you to create the biggest kingdom in the world by uniting all de jure spanish kingdoms

[@efelippebarbosa]

You should read into Rodrigo El Campeador's story. It's such a mega Chad and history.

[@jameszeng2666]

"That sounds like democracy to me, and that's a threat..." LMAO

[@klaesashford1966]

My recent intrigue story: playing sardina, end up swearing fealty to the byzantines and scheme my way to the throne in 2 generations. Along the way i ended up as a dynastic kinslayer and i had a few dukes that forced coucil seats because of it. So im playing along, trying to keep my new empire together and all of a sudden two things happen: i get a notification that i have been pardoned for kinslaying l, followed by a letter "To the emperor of byzantium, I demand you parndon me of my crimes. After all, you owe me! Signed, the emperor of byzantium" It seems the ai noticed that i could pardon myself as my own liege, and when i didn't proceeded to gain a hook on myself to force the issue. I was so shocked i shut the game off.

[@McProtag]

Theres something about the Sims 1 music on repeat in the backgrounf that adds a level of chaos but also comfort.

[@SenneWMichiels]

Koifish skipped out on a viking doctor? Is this reality?

[@frankiecedeno3724]

That Andalusia unification was crazy

[@derekskelton4187]

This is much easier as the sister with the matriarchy game rule. You start with your brother's kingdoms, and just crush all of your neighbors instantly

[@thommy_optmax]

Shagging family - bad Stabbing family - good

[@Rhosus]

29:08 "and the Germans" says Koifish while looking at a Czech Premyslid Emperor XDDD

[@fahadalghamdi9316]

King alphonso died as he lived...sticking objects into his siblings.

[@slamsuget3628]

you should make a series where you make every empire in the game and you have to start as the worst start within the empire's de jure territory

[@VikingPJ10]

Being a fellow Scandinavian, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the few whom laughed at the Kaputt joke with Emma Capet xD

[@eternalindifference]

I can't watch Koifish.. I end up muttering weird quotes all day. 17:13 Aaah science ❤

[@FTWNorwayFTW]

Knowing swedish and knowing what "el pupper" really means

[@-cheddarcheese]

sir, i dont speak swedish. what does it mean?

[@FTWNorwayFTW]

@@-cheddarcheese GLAD YOU ASKED. El is an abbreviation from the modern Castilian spanish of “The” and pupper translates to the Scandinavian word of “Pupp” meaning boob, and “Pupper” to boobs. So the boobs

[@chiefmasterofdeepwarrens3208]

Nobody expects the Spanish Intrications!

[@corvus1374]

Happy birthday, but in Spanish. I can't wait to see what he does as Urraca.

[@massimo9676]

Buen cumpleaños feliz 😊

[@turnerd20]

I feel like Koifish is the surprise final boss we all fear

[@RubberToeYT]

Great video, playing intrigue is always an interesting playthrough

[@jpanda79]

Of you kill one you can usually just push your claims on the other and take both kingdoms in like a year

[@demonkingbadger6689]

But, when you get that fraticide bug, you gotta do what you gotta do.

[@chriscormac231]

*hears first question* depends on which side, Father's side no, Mother's side without a second of hesitation

[@jito7377]

The vikings keep tempting you

[@chasemcsweeney3195]

The King of Leon just goes straight up super villain, no one seems to care.

[@alfa2649]

Ah Koifish Back At It Again With A Banger

[@jordanbinner4175]

Alfonso is my Hastings. Thanks for this video

[@mohammadalmarri8565]

great video 🤣 didn't expect the inshallah at the end of the Iberia struggle😂😂

[@dannyrooker7012]

Awesome vid!

[@ahhno4662]

I think the weird meal was your chef cooking El Pupper :(

[@jackdaone6469]

Assassinating Bishops until the Pope sends you a proper one? Yup, I’ve done that.

[@willbrooks9486]

Banger souther accent . From a son of the south 10/10 😂

[@xobismarckox]

If you really want to wreck havok in other Empires/ Kindoms, just capture the King and force them to switch religion. When all of the HRE Vassals are catholic, but the Ruler is another faith (even better when it is seen evil). Then grab some pop corn end enjoy the show.

[@tonywoutrs]

9:10 archbishop holding an arabic parchment

[@Oikolukuhirvi]

I fabricated a strong hook on the Castilian king and used his forces to conquer Navarra and Galicia, then murdered him to get his lands.

[@skudrinskis]

good video... just pains me seeing 600g unspent and not upgraded holdings

[@kennethmoses4900]

19:15 *”Wow, what if we kissed in the corpse forest…”* Didn’t Jake Paul get in trouble for that?

[@TungstenArm]

The weird bits of silence during the intro threw me off 😂

[@Upir.Lichoj]

Leon Killer 2023 Remake

[@cityofmagic4370]

Nice sending your son to Norway for a Viking education 😂

[@demonkingbadger6689]

He has to a pull a Viking at some point.

[@ashtonbarwick6696]

I love playing Alphonso

[@BlackOctoberFox]

10:10 It's like Koifish's Court is holding an intervention to stop him banging his sister.

[@ekam9402]

Bro is that the “dark eye: drakensang” OST playing in the background? I thought no one knew that game (I’m in Latin America so maybe that’s why I have that perspective)

[@arielmenendez4821]

I played with Infanta Urraca ones and is sick ! You have to kill all your brothers to become queen of four kingdoms. As a plus, you can marry a historical figure, Rodrigo de Vivar (El CID)

[@CooltasticOG]

22:05 FERDINAND MARCOS!?!?

[@carltonleboss]

What I was thinking...

[@serecunoaste3405]

Thanks!

[@vitortiguira2356]

Gud. Now unite the Carolingian borders in 867

[@sahilhossain8204]

Lore of How I Conquered SPAIN Using INTRIGUE ONLY momentum 100

[@ozyp1466]

Hi I love your vids do you think rasmus paludan is a bit bonkers

[@pronoobgamer001]

I am realy waiting for th bannerlord play through...kindly start some series of that too...

[@booniebound7793]

I want to take states like eu4. It’s so annoying to clean up border gore when I have to choose between taking one of there single counties surrounded by my land or do I holy war and take a whole kingdom to do more damage at a time because I have to wait years before I can go to war with them again.

[@molybdaen11]

You could arrange a accident with the current leader to reset the cooldown. Aside from that, a high prestige allows you to take dutchys. That can also be achieved by marry your daughters and inherit the throne of by the diplomacy skill tree. But holy wars are the fastest way if you have enough strength.

[@booniebound7793]

@@molybdaen11 Well that’s normally what I do, I’ll kill the leader and right back to war. But only being able to take one claim whatever that claim may be sucks, I mean if it was a cheap casus belli where I am fighting specifically for that duchy or county or whatever then that’s cool makes sense. But give me a maybe more expensive casus belli where I take what I want, there definitely needs to be a limit to how much you can take. Maybe bring aggressive expansion back.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

​@@booniebound7793there are kingdom holy wars but it really is annoying when later in the game the AI might have a county in each country or duchy. There is also the struggle CB for those in the Iberian struggle, it gives you all bordering counties. The issue is that it means no full kingdoms or even duchies.

[@booniebound7793]

@@LuizAlexPhoenix exactly, wouldn’t it be so much more convenient if I could just take counties for war score or something?

[@mementomori771]

​@booniebound7793 there are cultural innovations to spend multiple claims at once

[@TheChaoticLaw]

Is some of the audio missing in the first minute of the video? It's when you're showing the start date and character you'll be playing as.

[@kaanylmaz1796]

0:02 Zach Galifianakis??

[@medwut]

Btw I’m the world record holder for extermination% koi I bet u could NEVER !

[@valder8423]

Wait, Koifish is Swedish? I always thought he was some peon from Balkans and hunting street urchins in Belgrade between KZbin videos.

[@Dezerk]

Can Haesteinn restore the Roman Empire next?

[@spacefonz949]

14:35 you're going to have to kill 1/4 of the discord server.

[@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689]

Intriguing!

[@ohNojames]

Killed both my brothers only to be killed by my sister-lover and play as her because she was my only heir. Her opinion of me was super high but she killed me....i should have expected it honestly. The events for El Sid were based on actual events, all the nobles hated El Sid because he was so awesome as a knight.

[@RichardB_Uk]

Why would anyone hate El Cid ? I wonder why

[@corvus1374]

He was Catholic instead of Mozarabic.

[@RichardB_Uk]

@corvus13 el cid faught for both Muslim and Catholic leaders ( thanks kings and genersls channel)

[@corvus1374]

@@RichardB_Uk I'm talking about why the characters in game are hating him.

[@horstpherdinand1517]

Wieso wird bei dir eine Kampfanzeige im Zweikampf angezeigt. Ich habe diesen Fortschrittsbalken ich. Ist es eine Mod oder kann ich das in den Einstellungen ändern?

[@PraiseJ-Pope]

Das ist eine Mod, zu Beginn siehst du, dass er keinen Ironmanmodus an hat

[@lextromex3931]

Magdalena is the name of a cupcake(and a name also)

[@peffiSC2source]

25:15 Koifish has that clussy fever.

[@Quarks123]

you could just torture and kill people in prison with your character to get destressed mr koiifish.

[@mare5335]

Awesome watching you have a set goal and then halfway through just start murdering completely random people

[@valeskamaru6939]

"Oh Yeah,"

[@legionofrome2967]

SPain!

[@MrHydenSeek]

In my game everyone their sister as heir.

[@bobhabs2466]

First to say first

[@masterofallthelakesintown2472]

When kingdom of Bosnia?!

[@Hotshots2890]

HRE crown is like a curse.. he who wears dies...

[@rokealva6660]

Where is AAAAAA? Im asking. Where is Aaaaaa!?

[@zaoda1357]

spain fish

[@alejandro-hc6ms]

bro it fells like you are speaking spanish while im understanding in english

[@CarelessForce]

The editing on this video was too fast paced/jarring for me

[@robertandersson3417]

Meh! you didn't create the empire title of Hispania

[@Adalbero796]

Hhgh

[@IvanhoeWolfe-zn6fc]

I do not see a difference in putting points in anything. I know everyone says high points in .. .... Improved xyz. But I've pretty much maxed points in one thing... With different prices. And there was no difference. The ONLY difference was prestige per month. When that was on the table. But if you max Learning or any other skill points. As long as you put the points into intrigue to get kidnapping. And no more. Unless you want the 2x. There will be no difference on attempts. And no difference on fights. You all, are believe a pile of BS About you need to put points in anything. It just doesn't matter. Meaning all these guides are useless Personally. I say the game is broke. Just way too many times the game cheats. Like allowing NPC to attack you. When not allowing you to attack them. ... Many times. I'm not happy with just how janky this game is. It's not worth $1 let alone $50 plus. Way too many ,"bugs"

[@SupriseMeTwo]

SCAMMERRRRRRRRR "How I Conquered SPAIN Using INTRIGUE ONLY " obviously minus thumb

[@olddirtymongrrel]

Koifish sounds melancholic in this one.

[@massimo9676]

Which mod you use to see how doing your duel?