I can't believe you pulled this off, all those years of training really shone through
@blitzedoblivion4280 Жыл бұрын
Baron ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️❗❗❗❗
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Thanks man, my wife was watching me do it and she said it looked more painful than child birth
@Babza_Jr Жыл бұрын
Yes, I can confirm that watching him doing this run was more painful than child birth…
@imestonian2109 Жыл бұрын
@sailingsentialChosen undead
@miimiibeschde481810 ай бұрын
@@imestonian2109nah, it's a hunter
@eleumloycee Жыл бұрын
I'll admit, when I clicked on this I didn't see this one coming. The narration makes this so creative, great video!
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Yeah this was certainly one of the challenge runs of all time. Glad you liked it, fellow Souls KZbin person 🤜🤛
@jobdylan5782 Жыл бұрын
Now you're married
@lapzidorus1786 Жыл бұрын
The puns, man. The puns!
@frostyelwood9898 Жыл бұрын
@@JKLeedsfirst time playing Dark Souls and i got the weapon. I liked how it looked so i immediately wanted to use it without even knowing how broken it is. After seeing the first half of your video i was thinking it was a bad weapon then i saw the damage and was amazed. I grinded the levels to wield it and now im stuck on O&S. Have been for a long time and thats actually where i grinded
@dustinmorse8497 Жыл бұрын
20% drop rate? That's insane. I'm surprised you didn't just quit there and go for something easier like the Channelers Trident.
@gamerofgamers1417 Жыл бұрын
That's exactly what I was thinking.
@bobbywalker2980 Жыл бұрын
Don't know why I'm laughing so much.
@dustinmorse8497 Жыл бұрын
@@bobbywalker2980 because you have the Knights Honor achievement?
@ballisticthreat Жыл бұрын
omg don't remind me farming for that trident... or the titanite catch pole -.-
@dustinmorse8497 Жыл бұрын
@@ballisticthreat farming for that fork is the worst part of the knights honor achievement, beating out having to kill Sif thrice.
@feircy Жыл бұрын
I always forget that crossbreed priscilla is immune to bkh damage. I soent hours wondering why she wouldn't go visible
@bobbywalker2980 Жыл бұрын
That's cap ? I killed her with it ?
@SickBastardo Жыл бұрын
@@bobbywalker2980the joke understander is finally here
@portl1298 Жыл бұрын
@@bobbywalker2980 hacks
@LeGabrielMan Жыл бұрын
@@bobbywalker2980i think it was a joke about how Priscilla is too adorable to kill
@Xpt46 Жыл бұрын
@@bobbywalker298017:30 Bro didn't get the joke 💀💀🤡🤡💀💀
@NanoSwarm Жыл бұрын
The Ultimate April Fools Video. The fact that it's not released on April Fools day just makes it an even better April Fools prank.
@deezy777777710 ай бұрын
Never let them know your next move, releasing a april fools video on Nov 2 is like playing 4d chess.
@IsaacJDean Жыл бұрын
This shear level of sarcasm has never before been achieved. Perfect timing on the release for this one. Made my evening ❤
@osurpless Жыл бұрын
Crossed over into sardonicism quite well.
@drvofoka7033 Жыл бұрын
Sheer*
@2manyprunes Жыл бұрын
I once attempted a Petrus cosplay run with unupgraded weapon and shield plus trash spells. It made me hate the fat twonk even more.
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Sounds awful. I'm sorry for your suffering
@ratgameing8307 Жыл бұрын
@@JKLeeds Why should he be the only one suffering you should do it to 😈
@Hopeful_Husker Жыл бұрын
“By the lords! You damned fool! FeEl ThE wRaTh Of ThE gOdS!”
@Eric6761 Жыл бұрын
@@ratgameing8307up
@2manyprunes Жыл бұрын
"Feel the dry fart of Force".
@SondreGrneng Жыл бұрын
You know, People keep calling the ceaseless fall cheese but I'm pretty sure that's the intended way to kill it for melee builds.
@camharkness Жыл бұрын
Awesome pfp!
@Pocket_Shield Жыл бұрын
It's also very clearly coded in. No AI abuse or whatever it is CD falling to his death just like iron golem can be knocked off
@glitchtabby Жыл бұрын
Miyazaki confirmed that it was intended
@eow4317 Жыл бұрын
@@glitchtabbyit’s how I killed him my first playthrough, first try too. Laughed my ass off
@DrClock-il8ij Жыл бұрын
@@glitchtabbyWhy would someone even argue against it being intended. Like an intern slipped and accidentally coded in a whole animation for it lmao
@OdinOnFire Жыл бұрын
So brave of you to commit to such a difficult run. Can't imagine the pain of having to hit a boss 4 to 5 times. Certainly 100s of hours well spent for such a glorious worlds first.
@shaynehughes6645 Жыл бұрын
I remember my first playthrough of Dark Souls 1. I was fresh off beating Dark Souls 1 3 and in that game the black knight halbard does actually good damage, so when I got it in Dark Souls 1 I could not believe I was fooled so thoroughly. Thank you for spreading awareness of the worst weapon in the game!
@GrumpyMunkyGameDesign Жыл бұрын
back in the day when i used to play pvp with friends, whenever we saw the BKH we immediately stripped nekkid, one because fast rolls are so OP against it, but two, it was so fecking funny to just roll rings round the invader til they either left or changed weapon, it was such a joke
@Ebon1 Жыл бұрын
can i beat dark souls 1 with a +5 black knight halberd and a fully maxxed character!?
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
I don't know....can you?
@Ebon1 Жыл бұрын
@@JKLeeds erm sorry, MAY i beat dark souls 1 with a +5 black knight halberd and a fully maxxed character?
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Yes you may. I shall allow you to
@Ebon1 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit i actually predicted it lmao
@MFD00MTR336 ай бұрын
No, probably not enough skill or luck. If not for instraybility frames, lucky RNG and special cheese strats that few can pull off, this run would've been impossible. Try something easier like firebombs or immolation, the easy mode of DS1.
@Chrisability00 Жыл бұрын
The rapid "just like our damage has fall-" after ceaseless had me laughing a bit too hard
@remote2410 ай бұрын
That joke was worth the 15 minute buildup
@Flokker Жыл бұрын
Im genuinly amazed at the speed you pump these out. I watch these at night to relax and the puns keep me from falling asleep but instead send me spiraling down into depression. Please keep on going. Your content is top notch.
@ryandixon8202 Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Brit, you’re doing our country an absolute service not only with your display of skill, patience and unwavering fortitude - but also the script’s execution of sarcasm is world class 🤣 quality content
@gregorlangemeier4116 Жыл бұрын
0:19 Ah yes, the notoriously hard Dark Souls I series
@Jeff.Turtle Жыл бұрын
This was one hell of a video for somebody with a few hundred hours in DS1 alone and who has never watched you before. It took me a good five minutes to realize you were serious and I'm so glad I've never used the BK Halberd. I have used the UGS before so I thought all the BK weapons were good. You have saved me from a long and arduous run with this video. Take my subscription for saving me so much pain. OK, dropping the kayfabe. This was beautiful and I'm so glad I decided to look you up from DoomWolf's DS2 OHKO video.
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Always gotta keep the kayfabe, brother. Keeps the videos "too sweet"
@Feorr001 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, the masterfully performed centipede demon cheese at 16:34 was patched. Now it only works with flip ring and kalameet ring equiped - which is the true effect of kalameet ring only discovered recently. Still mad respect for undergoing this tortue.
@Eric_The_Cleric Жыл бұрын
Oh, so you have to take off the FaP ring to do the cheese? That sucks, I was really hoping to be able to do this in NG, not NG+. I guess that's just how Miyazaki (im)balances the game. How am I even going to beat this boss and get to NG+ in the first place!? He's mandatory!
@HagridWithBeard Жыл бұрын
@@Eric_The_Clericyou can get a second fap ring from the crow at the asylum
@soulayr Жыл бұрын
The luck you got on Bed of Chaos is insane. You got just the right RNG on the boss moves on the core phase to pull off decent damage despite your weapon dragging you down.
@caboose759 Жыл бұрын
I know this is a very unironic retelling of the hardest run in the history of Dark: Souls One, but this is bringing me back to the ancient times. When my friend who attempted this very strategy and very ironically complained at how hard it was. All while I was living on easy street with my overpowered Morningstar. I just stayed in the very unlaggy Blight Town for days just as a prank to make him feel good about himself.
@albertokiosukebonocore9810 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking one for the team and letting us know of this horror, your sacrifice wont be forgotten :(
@greed94 Жыл бұрын
6:14 me whenever I play a randomizer, come across shops with stupid amount of souls for cheap and promise myself to use them responsibly
@PorridgeJohnny Жыл бұрын
I just got the black knight halberd drop and I almost used it. Thank you so much for saving me from this nightmare🙏
@WhoDaF0ok1sThatGuy Жыл бұрын
This challenge would’ve killed me, you didn’t even use the best weapon… THE BROKEN SWORD!😵💫
@richardhandcock Жыл бұрын
Yeah that thing is busted
@coffeeseriez11 ай бұрын
you might never know how to use bow correctly, you don't need arrow to use the bow, instead just shoot with the air to make it effective, or use bow as a melee weapon, it's busted.
@mathITA Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the fact that even though Priscilla was impossible from the beginning, you took time to show how to grab the peculiar doll. Serious gaming
@Tonba14 ай бұрын
I saw a family of 4 vreer off of a cliff and couldnt help but see it as a metaphor for how the damage for this weapon dropped off
@banananose3867 Жыл бұрын
This was truly the Toblerone eating contest of all time
@NokkOnWood Жыл бұрын
I’ve seen you do some insane runs, but this? Absolutely mad. The second I saw what weapon you were using, I asked myself, “Surely the halberd is required to get the better weapon?” but here you are, using a joke weapon to beat the hardest game ever. Top tier stuff.
@caomhanbasswood8611 Жыл бұрын
"Vaping Dragon - because he got smoked" will live in my head forever now
@malonius Жыл бұрын
It's just beating dark souls normally, isn't it?
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Yes....if by beating you mean smashing the disc with a baseball bat for 10 minutes
@malonius Жыл бұрын
@@JKLeeds Is there any other way of really beating it?
@ahmidaill2457 Жыл бұрын
You should have used your fists there are millions times batter
@dolus6760 Жыл бұрын
Bro is summoning Baron's castle
@docmercy3660 Жыл бұрын
Spoken like someone who didn't watch the video
@jeremyduran2283 Жыл бұрын
Dude I'm crying laughing at the whole sequence of the "instability damage" Love your videos Im glad you showed up on my home page!
@logar5094 Жыл бұрын
I cant believe you can beat Dark Souls with so many restrictions! Thank you for making this, I tried the run myself but couldn't beat the boss called title screen :(
@adjustedbrass7551 Жыл бұрын
You breezed through this challenge like it was nothing! I could only hope to have skill like yours one day!
@benro6564 Жыл бұрын
I like that even when he's playing a character, he still includes the dad jokes
@KaoruMzk Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you didn't dupe the Twinkling Titanites, a Haldberd only run is masochistic enough without having to *farm* the upgrade materials. 😂
@AirboundTheMadlad Жыл бұрын
You never mentioned the crazy quirks the other bk weapons had, like how the sword does only 1 damage no matter the upgrade, the ultra greatsword has C strength C dex scaling (Crap, Crap), and the greataxe can't be got until you beat gwyn 8 times with your eyes closed. Honestly, how could the devs make such an oversight?
@numbersbubble Жыл бұрын
honestly the biggest oversight that's not a joke is how the black knights have a stumble animation for missing attacks yet the player does not
@davidotoole9328 Жыл бұрын
I was sort of stony-faced at first, but by the time of the plunging attack on Frampt I was laughing out loud.
@Phaxey Жыл бұрын
1:22 I know that guy. It's the guy who once scammed me. He promised me free toblerone but never delivered
@Mysterith Жыл бұрын
This is the kind content im on the internet for. God tier. Thank you for making this! I loved it, definitely earned my sub. Nice to Kala-meet ya!
@Snjeguzica Жыл бұрын
man I've watched some what I then considered to be brutal souls challenge runs; soul level one runs, zerolenny's broken sword runs, happy hob's ds1-ds3 back-to-back no hit runs. however, having just witnessed what you achieved here I can confidently say that nothing I've ever seen before compares to this in terms of the sheer willpower, dedication and skill needed to pull off. hats off to you JK Leeds!
@LoanRepresentative Жыл бұрын
Me when my professor asks how busy has our week been and if we could handle another assignment:
@Pilaf-Sama26 күн бұрын
1:26 IS THAT CONKER MUSSICXC
@KiwiSenseiYT Жыл бұрын
Bonus points to anyone who's reminded of both a teacher from your past AND someone you woke up next to one morning without remembering how, double bonus points and a Toblerone if at this point you're still only remembering one person.
@c00KieDuderoo Жыл бұрын
Truly one of the most Dark Souls 1 Challenge Runs ever!
@Ironica82 Жыл бұрын
My second paythrough, I did this challenge run. It was so horrible that my will to enjoy life died and I became addicted to the torture of halberds that I did a similar run in DS2. I think I need help!
@Raoul. Жыл бұрын
I HATE the bkh! I somehow got it on my first run and thought it was a good idea to use it. But luckily I soon after got the drake sword which carried me all the way through the rest of the game. Glad I didn't have to put up with the shitty halberd for long!
@osurpless Жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is so palpable in this, it’s sardonicism: “Carl, will you give me a hand, we need to get Shake to a hospital. Sure, I’ll do that. Carl? Are you being sarcastic? No… I’m not…” - Aqua Teen - Super Bowl
@guitardude125 Жыл бұрын
I did this same run with a fully upgraded magic halbert. I even summoned the guy who helps you fight pinwheel. I killed pinwheel before the guy could even get inside the boss room
@rhiisnow8 ай бұрын
02:44 "he did drop the weapon" i was just wondering how would you beat the game with a Blue Titanite Chunk
@Naterkix Жыл бұрын
This man is a god-tier masochist. Why someone would inflict themselves to the utter mind-numbing torture of a Black Knight Halberd run baffles me. Like, you could've done 47 naked, SL 1, broken straight sword runs instead and had an actual good time. Hopefully this video does well enough to pay for all the therapy sessions you'll need from the PTSD this run has caused you.
@forceofgravitytest Жыл бұрын
legendary run, I can't believe it's possible... something is impossible until it's done
@MattPuxty Жыл бұрын
Your commitment to the bit is commendable 👏 Oh and thank god for instability damage!
@errrmmbabu9446 Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I fell for it until after you soul duped, I was like “ I could’ve sworn it was deemed the best weapon in the game”
@Bobwenthewen4 ай бұрын
Don't swear.
@Lex_Araden3 ай бұрын
@@Bobwenthewen Don't be alarmist, they just said they could have. is that such a terrible thing?
@Dispariabooks Жыл бұрын
I found Dark Souls so difficult, that by the time I finally beat it, the end screen said Dark Souls 3.
@sunsage3754 Жыл бұрын
The only scaling damage was the emotional damage over time as this terrible weapon dragged this out so much. My condolences and my upvote to you, sir.
@DasWompus Жыл бұрын
The mans single handedly redefined what it means to “challenge run” 🙏
@JGear21 Жыл бұрын
This man needs to get hired as a gaming journalist ASAP
@Lady_Corwin5 күн бұрын
It's incredible coming back to this a year later, JK's Game Journalist days were truly something else.
@rogofos Жыл бұрын
literally an out of season April fools joke
@sirbill_greebi3811 Жыл бұрын
Dear god. "Bark Souls" would be hell. Every enemy is a dog.
@studyguy.7660 Жыл бұрын
Mr Leeds i know this is a very delayed congratulations but congratulations on becoming a Dad!
@elnombre91 Жыл бұрын
Having a kid is not as impressive as completing this run. I'm amazed he didn't offer up his son to Miyazaki in order to finish it.
@studyguy.7660 Жыл бұрын
@@elnombre91 Hah that's true
@Duality2222-2 Жыл бұрын
Drinking challenge: Take a shot every time he says 'Our damage has dropped off'
@kachingy123 Жыл бұрын
Who knew the weapon would be a Toblerone 3:56
@isaacm8908 Жыл бұрын
I tried that centipede demon strat and it worked like a charm thanks for the guide on using this awful weapon. I've been needing a way to challenge myself in dark souls again. Keep up the "challenge runs" or whatever these are called.
@deathforefox Жыл бұрын
Best challenge run I've watched in a long time!
@iskandarawang45810 ай бұрын
took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize what was happening
@BilalZOMBIE Жыл бұрын
5:55 Fun fact- my first walkthrough finished with BKH
@doubletrouble47663 ай бұрын
His sons first words being “git gud” 😂
@thekeeper1287 Жыл бұрын
Its sad that it took me 5 minutes into the video to realize this was a parody 💀.
@wesleyeberly228 Жыл бұрын
I remember my first play through using the dark knight halberd without guides, I thought the game was pretty easy until I got to those anor londo archers. It only took like 5 hours running up those toberlone shaped, handguard lacking, humanity stealing, buttresses.
@inciaradible7144 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the BKH is probably the worst weapon in the game; kudos for completing a run with it, I myself would rather use the broken straight sword.
@osurpless Жыл бұрын
Particularly against Slave Knight Gael in the Church in Dark Souls III; hours of struggle…
@droooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Жыл бұрын
Getting out a notebook to make sure I remember these great tips; "Press R1." "Press the dodge button."
@TheSmallNephilim Жыл бұрын
POV: Average Game Reviewer
@rolfstalker2986 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe no-one has showed this Centipede Demon glitch before. Thank you for not being like all those FAKE challenge runners!
@bashfulapple5223 Жыл бұрын
You know it’s not April 1st, right?
@Rx_MOON Жыл бұрын
This feels like fighting game players talking about their mains
@Gres-iu2iw Жыл бұрын
First video of yours ive seen and during my wake and bake joint 💨 did not disappoint you're a funny guy! fuckin algorithm gets it right for once
@silver_j_night85634 ай бұрын
KZbin says this is Dark Souls 2. This challenge is so immense, it couldn't even fit only one game according to the algorithm
@SquidBow Жыл бұрын
ng+7, nohit, sl1, thorns armor only?
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Who knows
@SquidBow Жыл бұрын
@@JKLeeds I'm excited now
@TheNobleMexican Жыл бұрын
No mercy
@samable7724 Жыл бұрын
What a brave effort oml, I would never try this myself. Hellish run, kudos for completing it!
@GretgorPooper3 ай бұрын
I'm actually surprised this was not released in April 1st.
@Hiushisan Жыл бұрын
The Dark Souls 1 series has never seen such a challenger as you. I tip my hat to you for your bravery and courage.
@DoomWolfOfficial Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Miyazaki would leave such a weak weapon in the game, it's insane! Then again I guess not all weapons can be as destructive as the broken straight sword!
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's proper shocking man! What a troll
@Hoellenhamster Жыл бұрын
I never would have thought this run could be done. Respect for pulling it off. You are a Legend. Toblerone.
@8bit-AaronАй бұрын
Today the algorithm blessed me when this video appeared in my recommendations. A year late, but I don't care. I was laughing all the time, this video is so well done and funny.
@lolschrauber3 ай бұрын
2:12 ah yes...i remember playing it on switch so no savestates. Dude single handedly taught me to speedrun the beginning of the game
@TheCain91 Жыл бұрын
I hope you recover from so tremendous traumatic experience and keep going with your channel. It's amazing, like the lack of damage on this challenge.
@tenkai36417 ай бұрын
That David Hasselhoff comment legit got a good laugh out of me, subscribed mate thanks for that
@giannihuyghe94116 ай бұрын
Genuinely hilarious narration. Well done mate
@PaladinNathan Жыл бұрын
I'm honestly not even sure how you did that. Such artistry, such skill. You're truly in a league of your own.
@Raoul. Жыл бұрын
Black Knight beats Black Dragon because in the beginning cutscene they said that Gwyn and his knights beat the dragons so that's why Knights are superior to Dragons, despite the halberd being the shittiest weapon in the game.
@JKLeeds Жыл бұрын
Ah yes good point! An important piece of lore that I missed 👏
@soniablade56749 ай бұрын
I'm surprised the comments aren't filled with confusion to your sarcasm 😂 British people love their sarcasm. It makes me happy. Insta subscribe!
@crumpetsounds6 ай бұрын
"Bow shoots down Kalameet with his great Gough." 😂
@willfultrain6779 Жыл бұрын
The great axe is my favorite, my older brother who got me into dark souls likes the great sword and he always asked me why I like the great axe so much I told him that it hits hard and looks cool as hell.
@JohannesBee Жыл бұрын
I feel like the collective trauma of the throwing knife runs is finally resulting in clinical insanity
@hunterlarsen1377 Жыл бұрын
Strength is literally turning your brain off and waking up at the end of the game
@Whos_K0NG Жыл бұрын
Ngl you had me up to the gargoyles , then the penny dropped....."I'm being trolled!" 😂
@eterickstonely85486 ай бұрын
I am far too trusting, and started to doubt everything I thought I knew for about five minutes before getting my head back on straight.
@TitusRoman1989 Жыл бұрын
The silliness, puns and sarcasm are chefs kiss.
@tj3423 Жыл бұрын
This is legendary, I had no idea the first Dark Souls 1 was this challenging
@habibprout920111 ай бұрын
bro the fucking gargoyle fight killed me oh my godddd the “pray i get as much damage as possible in as fast as possible” and fucking 3 shotting it actually killed me lmao god man ur so funny
@magmamaster1801 Жыл бұрын
There is one challenge run that is even harder. Use the absolutely powerless Dark Bead sorcery.