Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?

[@MittenSquad]

To all the people who are asking why the thumbnail says "Without Only A Fork", it doesn't, at least not on my end (i.imgur.com/o1XYj3y.jpg). The first thumbnail I uploaded did say "Without Only A Fork", but I fixed it within 20 minutes of when the video was released. KZbin is just being a gigantic cunt, as usual, and seems to not want to update it for anyone besides me.

[@Deathwindgames]

Its fine for me lol

[@keanuchungus]

Why do you charge 52.91 Canadian $ + taxes and fees for a fleece blanket? Seems like a massive rip off

[@julianx2rl]

Well, the typo did make me click the video. So... there's that.

[@MittenSquad]

I have the blanket listed at $39.99 USD, which is 53.77 Canadian Dollars. The default price Teespring has for fleece blankets is $54.99 USD or 73.94 Canadian Dollars. According to Teespring, I’m making $1.24 per blanket sold while it’s listed at $39.99 USD. It might be a rip-off, but I couldn’t list it for much lower than what it’s listed for now.

[@keanuchungus]

@@MittenSquad ok thanks for getting back to me on that. I guess teespring gets most of the profit

[@gabefawcett4245]

What’s so sad is that this video is now a historical artifact. A monument to the humor and creativity of its late creator. And we the community shall always protect it to honor its creator. Rest easy Friend, you will be missed.

[@ujjita7350]

one of the most profound comments i have seen ever, indeed you will be missed,

[@bigbenhgy]

RIP

[@gallusdomesticus5478]

RIP. I’m in a similar situation and his passing has really motivated me to cut back big time on my drinking. He was only 3 years older than me. Rest easy friend. I hope you’re in a better place.

[@muhammedalitoya1505]

​​@@gallusdomesticus5478 not worth quitting imo. just keep slamming. bonus points if you become the new shoenice

[@prolapsdrektem9264]

He just posted an update a month ago on the community tab in his channel denying his death rumors Edit:scratch that. Found out he passed right after that update

[@jeremyhebert5325]

"Todd Howard. Even in death, you've found a way to fuck me" goes hard rn. RIP

[@Morgan_Rt]

😭😭😭🤧

[@StickmanCorp]

You should have enchanted the fork with "Health Absorb" and use it to eat your enemies.

[@aub2291]

Actually that’s a smart idea

[@safariknight3239]

That's useful and funny..

[@GrubbusHubbus]

Ight. *clap* imma do that when I get to climbing High Hrothgar.

[@randomnuke4005]

*the greybeards want to know your location*

[@zetokaiba5867]

@@randomnuke4005 Lmao as if they'll get off their old dusty asses💀

[@azzyolson5631]

The first video of his I ever watched. It felt right to come back for a well deserved visit. Rest in Peace Joseph.

[@antivire]

Missed opportunity to name your fork wielding orc... Forc

[@H20No]

Shit I named my orc that when I did this challenge thinking I was being so clever and unique

[@AstralSys.]

Nah, name him Ork.

[@darkmagicgaming2496]

I don't know who you are but I already fucking hate you

[@Renorick1]

Cue laugh track: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n4q5gGiYiquqrZI

[@jamespufle8802]

I never ever ever like comments .. this is my first

[@moswaggy]

“Video games cause violence” Mitten Squad: *leaves broom so bucket won’t be lonely*

[@irobelos1286]

Loves it

[@samuellorenzoni2881]

What a hero

[@50shadesof_jamesgray]

(then proceeds to stab the rest of skyrim) (kills an evil dragon) but he so lovingly droped all his buckets to thank the friendly dragon

[@bobtheboneboy6531]

"some red bitch started whacking me with her hammer, so i stuck my fork in her spine"

[@kaazdov2536]

also mitten squad: murder hobos with forks

[@KnightTrowel]

You've heard of Dog with a Blog Now get ready for Orc with a Fork

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

Forc

[@Ryan-co6lq]

Hik

[@fatihkerimylmaz221]

@@TheVeryAngryShrimp nnn mm, xnjk

[@jeremiahwilliams8623]

Oof

[@trillestsnakef8652]

Forrrrrk

[@Call_Me_Cargo]

Man, it sucks that we won't get any new quips and jokes while taking on bizarre and entertaining challenges. I hope you're at peace. RIP and thank you for all the amazing content you've provided to your community. I'm happy to have been a part of it.

[@TwizslurD]

We need Paul in ES6. Running around the map, fork in hand, taking every bucket in the game.

[@vwlssnvwls3262]

The first time I played Skyrim, after creating my character, there was a horse's ass covering most of the screen while they were talking about who I was. I was like "why did they have the game like this?" When I told my daughter, she just laughed and said "it's not supposed to do that". So I created another character, she was right, but I kind of missed that horse then.

[@carlosnieve1225]

I think ”it’s not supposed to do that” is an appropriate subtitle for every Bethesda game.

[@RinTheMagikal]

I had hadvar replaced with a horse,a HORSE was standing where hadvar was and blocked my character customisation screen,I ended picking a argonian with no muscles,male,no eyeballs and orange hair,I deleted that character.

[@DanF5264]

I once had a similar glitch, except the horse was standing next to Hadvar, and he didn't block the CC(Character Creation) screen.

[@nedimmrsic2173]

It just works

[@Hujecokk]

My horse was moved too close to Lokir when he was shot, thus having said horse running straight to me, making for a hilarious freezeframe. After I was done, all the npc's attacked the horse, ruining all animations making the stormcloak soldier never die, making the game break.

[@stako-5thetakencorruptedhu679]

11:09 Is there any particular reason there is a giant on that dragon

[@NachoBran_CandyCabbage]

wtf I kinda want this to be a real enemy in the game lol

[@joebiscit]

I was just gonna say...

[@arphos8328]

Their sexual preferences are none of our goddamn business, and I'll thank you to let it be.

[@liptonicetea1813]

He’s Vibin leave him alone

[@Tmlittle1985]

The giant got tired of mammoths

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

“There are many ways to play the game: Stealth Archer, Stealth Archer, Stealth Archer, so many options”

[@4skintim962]

Stealth archer is basically just a point and click adventure game. Real men play spell sword

[@xChaosFlower]

Effectively Modded Mage all the way

[@katsu6934]

My fav is modded mage with a spell that instant kills enemies on legendary

[@eyoshinthemaximum]

1k subs With no vids you don’t have 1k subs

[@zetokaiba5867]

@@eyoshinthemaximum It's been 7 years too 😂

[@BakaStryx]

a legendary hero deserves a legendary weapon *_equips himself with a fork_*

[@shaunbowen3308]

BakaStryx the legendary fork of the bucket orc.

[@fatihkerimylmaz221]

@@shaunbowen3308 kkk

[@big_sku]

@@fatihkerimylmaz221 anti-racism JUTSU 👉👈☝👆👇✌✌🖖🖖🖑🖐👎🖓👍🖒👋🖑👏☝👆

[@SoltheBrave]

God be merciful; he didn't wield a spork.

[@Mr_Chaotic_Neutral]

I mean if you kill the son of akatosh with a goddamn fork, thats pretty legend worthy

[@LoganSuriano]

“But I did get to see Esbern unlock his door” *doesn’t show us*

[@gracefool]

@@TheHermesLP triggering a random bug isn't earning any more than winning lotto.

[@theprofessor3339]

@@gracefool /tcl

[@Cybetrexs]

He did show you, there is no animation for esbern unlocking the door, as youre not meant to see him do it

[@icarusswitkes986]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oYm1d6OtjrmUqc0

[@Spiralsquare212]

I mean he said he did not that he would show it

[@katekatekate518]

It could be worse. But actually it couldn’t. Because the Fork does 1 fucking damage. I died when he said that.

[@jeremiahsmith4235]

weeb

[@pagatryx5451]

@@jeremiahsmith4235 Weeb is good. Though he did steal TheAnimeMans profile pic.

[@jeremiahsmith4235]

Pagatryx weeb bad

[@thatxonexguy5438]

@@pagatryx5451 ask me how i know youre a virgin

[@dennisr6718]

ThatXoneXguy how do you know,

[@Rob77niner]

“I had to past through the wind of mild discomfort” The corner: *Quicksaving...*

[@alexisg.7312]

"The wind of mostly extreme discomfort unless with quicksaving"

[@TheBRyceUnknown]

"Killed some draugr because someone said I couldn't" Skyrim in a nutshell

[@Paragon--bm1lp]

And they were waiting for a whole Regiment of imperial soldiers to clear that hole. I laughed.

[@CapybaraEnthusiast882]

Literally heard him say that as I read this. Reeeee

[@imablock16]

Hold my mead

[@DiscordOfDave]

11:09 We just gonna ignore that madlad surfing on a dragon?

[@ralsyisscared4283]

holy arceus what a mad lad

[@kellerssongs]

Yea

[@SuperBenathon]

By the Nine Devines!

[@wattamugen4055]

I had the same bug happen to me at almost the same place. At this point i dont know if its a bug ot a feature

[@jglez96jg]

I was about to point this out too Hahahaha some DBZ type stuff

[@cking4869]

One time I saw a town guard get an execution on a dragon, kill it, then walk away like nothing had happened.

[@evanhamlett6350]

CKing just Nords being badass

[@mrboop8905]

@Kaleb Sasser I wonder what happened

[@taxevader387]

@@mrboop8905 i dunno, probably something involving a ranged weapon

[@jatisoem7472]

It would be hilarious if you interacting him after he has killing dragon and he says "my cousin out there fighting dragon. And what do I get? Guard duty."

[@safariknight3239]

*WELCOME TO THE ELDER SCROLLS*

[@Sevendayz25]

RIP mitten, this was my first video I watched. Will miss ya.

[@illlegal4579]

I wonder how this game will age after a few years 2019: _Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?_

[@mycontentistrash1243]

ill legal like wine

[@devshah2939]

@@mycontentistrash1243 skooma*

[@MrTroll145]

@@devshah2939 Greetings, brother. You look weary. I have something to help you relax, if you're interested. The finest skooma, the sweetest moon sugar. At a fair price, of course.

[@Maveryik]

my friend did not believe me about the forks haha i win old buddy

[@lenny1247]

Aged to perfection

[@Adloquiem]

11:07 is no one going to mention the man riding the dragon

[@dylanmcbryde3948]

lol it's actually a giant, there's some bug where they both spawn in the same spot and then the giant hitches a ride until he falls off

[@lunaticweeb250]

lmao

[@mrbarefootbogan6254]

@Dylan McBryde a Giant riding a Dragon while a Psychopath kills everything with a fork.... Only in Skyrim.

[@Alexei1950]

Just a normal day in skyrim

[@moonflowerpalace3872]

@@Alexei1950 Honestly a Giant Dragon Rider would be epic, he can swoop down and hit you into the skybox!

[@snacksquatch1684]

This is trending on gaming and is the only nonfortnite video, God bless you Mitten Squad

[@SS2LP]

Snacks Quatch a couple non fortnite videos now but still dominated unfortunately. Game will die eventually

[@elvieja1278]

I bet you watch Fortnite videos in secret

[@joshd8427]

Kevin Y. but most of them do, leys be honest

[@elvieja1278]

Don't you fucking dare to talk shit about Fortnite, Fortnite is the best game ever

[@heretic117]

@@joshd8427 Not most, all.

[@MegaKat]

Thank you for all the laughs, man. I still howl at "he hit like a dead baby." I hope you're at peace.

[@ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer]

This was so funny! Great job!!! Loved your commentary!!! lol

[@Charlie-zx3iy]

I never thought I would find such a legendary person on this channel!

[@ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer]

@@Charlie-zx3iy I've never been here before, but I thought this was funny!

[@fahr]

LEGEND!

[@mikechansw748]

WOOO GRANDMA

[@n0anime342]

So happy to see you

[@TheGeoCheese]

“Somewhere, there is a befuddled knight fighting with his dinner fork” ~Dragon Age Origins

[@sinnithael7707]

Wait, i have over 1000+ hours in Dragon age Origins and i swear to god i can remember Something but, pls tell me who Said that!

[@dagothargaming965]

Its the description of a sword stolen from a Messenger in Ostagar

[@elissacousland8136]

Urgh, seeing someone not from 5 years ago commenting about Dragon Age: Origins makes me so happy.

[@elissacousland8136]

@Scheffelmeier As if you need to tell _me_ that. It's my favouritest game ever, hence my KZbin channel's name haha. Shame the franchise is so underrated compared to other RPG games like The Witcher series and Elder Scrolls series.

[@elissacousland8136]

@Scheffelmeier Queen of Ferelden sounds about right ;) (on my canon playthrough, anyhow-Maker knows how much I've played the games). And you too, Warden-Commander/Champion of Kirkwall/Inquisitor! (or whichever you'd prefer)

[@TheMothdemon]

Ah yes the legend of the Dinnerborn

[@xenon7232]

*wears Namria's ring and wields a fork* *A bandit runs up to you and you whip out your fork and say:* Dragonborn: Thank you Namria for this delicious meal you have provided me

[@klauser9779]

Born appetit

[@Diego_Covre]

@@klauser9779 Dragonbone Apple Tea

[@G0OSEM0OSE-810]

Rest in peace Paul. Thank you for all of the good memories, I’m glad you’re at peace after suffering for so long❤

[@hoovy2319]

11:08 Everyone: *upset about not seeing Esbern unlock his door* Me: *In awe of the giant riding a dragon*

[@jacqirius]

Absolute unit

[@commandercody7693]

General Grievous lol

[@Kiblia]

Giant:rides dragon Me: well i didnt expect that. But to be fair i didnt expect anything so that doesnt count.

[@haroldbalzac6894]

I had to replay that part 5 times to make sure that is what I saw.

[@twan14_]

Me: Wonders why mitten hasn’t posted a video for a while Mitten: Can you beat Skyrim with only a fork?

[@NoFaceShiba]

it says without on thumbnail

[@TheJunky228]

@@NoFaceShiba that error is what made me even check out the video lol

[@Cybetrexs]

just goes to show you how much of a challenge it is

[@weskintime4177]

How about beating it with only telekinesis and a bucket (thrown with telekinesis does tiny damage). If you did this outrageous request, I would be overjoyed. Edit: please stop replying that he did it. Literally the moment it was uploaded I watched it.

[@user-pq8pp4pq9o]

not that hard, when you have good sneak skill and gear for alteration + sneak Best ammo for it. #1 Cauldron (best dmg. + best anti projectile shield :P) #2 Centurion dynamo core (good dmg.) #3 Cast iron pot (good dmg. - mobility) better to throw few of them at once Btw. you can lift ppl using telekinesis and proper item ( good for assassination)

[@90lancaster]

Telekinesis and forks (the eating kind) ? Though I guess just telekinesis period would be quite difficult - but lets say you can only use forks from your inventory or in-game objects.

[@wanamingo4961]

This is a genius idea

[@averagezombie2116]

Medivantical no life like at all😂

[@lee6283]

@@user-pq8pp4pq9o that sounds really hard

[@thedarkones2226]

Rest in peace Paul your videos will be cherished for years thank you for making my childhood ❤

[@larzanthony2275]

8:50 throwing some shade on MxR mods hahahaha

[@NoirSSG]

Dang was gonna make this comment but you beat me to it, also I started laughing because I knew instantly who he was talking about.

[@ineffabletryx6528]

I like that he added “because I have some respect” like being a mod reviewer was the second worst thing you could do, second only to adding tits in the thumbnail.

[@DecoOnYT]

I wrote my comment before I read this and now I'm mad

[@SA80TAGE]

threw some shade at t-series fans too lol

[@bullyrag]

Samur/Aye that’s dead lol

[@Lucky-sq3ky]

I love how this guy could say ANYTHING casually without laughing "He hit like a dead bably, but could take a stern poke with a fork better than expected"

[@arjunkakru8492]

Fork? You mean SOUP SPOON OF YGRASMOR

[@chrismckercher9879]

Ysgramor ate his soup with a knife, you milk drinker

[@jackdaniels1749]

@@christopheredwards9904 how is it pronounced?

[@originalname8541]

@@jackdaniels1749 idk

[@endigolikesarson]

@@chrismckercher9879 weak boned wise guy

[@Alt__Amy]

Christopher Edwards it’s not that deep man....they’re jokes...Jesus

[@Morgan_Rt]

Rest in peace, Paul. Thank you for the memories and the smiles even when i thought i couldnt find any for myself. I hope wherever you are, you are healthy and happy, unburdened by your addiction.

[@eKSe1337]

So we are just going to ignore the giant riding a dragon at 11:07

[@octaviosuarez3511]

Bruhhh that shif was hilarious i was checking the comments to see if any1 mentioned it

[@totaldestruction152]

Don't worry about it.

[@ValkenRuler]

Yeah

[@darklegend1593]

I had to rewind to make sure I wasn't tripping

[@aSipOfHemlocktea]

what if I told you I have seen that in unmodded? A Dagron flew down the giant ran up and stepped on his wing trying to get me and the Dagron flew back into the sky. strongmad ftw.

[@braymann]

For anyone wondering why he teleported into Esbern's room in the ratway, that's actually a glitch that's caused by loading a save in certain locations while having the fork equipped. The same thing happens in several shops and taverns throughout the world. You know, with how broken the fork is, it's almost like Bethesda didn't expect anyone to use it.

[@kevinpeters9756]

But teleporting into rooms doesn't seem like a unwanted glitch, I think it's like that in purpose

[@eskimoassasin6764]

Its not a glitch it's a feature

[@rich1051414]

The fork was a dev tool. It's quick save/load feature is well known. You can get into all kinds of places you aren't meant to be by quicksaving holding the fork in front of a locked door, and then quick loading.

[@ASSman864]

@@rich1051414 mind = molested

[@sugibudder]

I kinda expected him to do the enchanting, alchemy smithing glitch and enchant fork with enough power to form a black hole.

[@mrfluffsalot8587]

@sugibudder He ain’t no _bitch_

[@crispin-freeman]

@@mrfluffsalot8587 Should have still done it after killing Alduin for the luls

[@ardbeg4mercy247]

My last playthrough I ran with a chaos & shock enchanted knife. Jesus. Are we STILL playing this game? Now I'm trying pure destruction offense.

[@ardbeg4mercy247]

@Victoria Carson ps3. Vanilla. And I dont know how to to the internets.

[@sugibudder]

Last time i played i had an addon that allowed 5 enchants per piece of equipment and some stronger armor and weapons, but i also had 2 mods that made the game more difficult and maxed difficulty. I remember doing some enchanting and making some RIDICILOUS gear, then running out to kill enemies and getting destroyed by a lion because the lions scaled with my level better than my gear did...

[@abraxisgames9800]

"He hit like a dead baby, but could take a stern poke" my favourite quote now

[@MasouShizuka]

The journey to get the damn fork is more epic than any legendary unique weapon.

[@zelia.4117]

you named your character porky forky and i'm losing my mind

[@pixelatedwraith1940]

667th like

[@tdmc6428]

Zelia .* your likes are at 777, this is amazimg

[@dsend_]

I have like 500 hours in Skyrim and I haven't even seen a weapon fork yet

[@jacupedwards4535]

there's a few forks lmao and knifes too that were added in hearthfire dlc

[@melrenee5416]

I didn’t realize any of them could be a weapon, I absolutely have to do a fork playthrough now and 100% it 😂

[@Wanderingwalker-ke6mg]

I can’t remember if it was a thing before hearthfire 🤔

[@JohannesVanDerStuyvebode]

They're everywhere

[@daytonpatterson5627]

Same

[@Lou-jq1jk]

The first of your videos I ever watched, RIP Paul, we all miss you. Hope you have all the buckets you could ever want up there mate

[@anhonestmistake8968]

Can you beat Skyrim without looting buckets? Possibly the hardest challenge...

[@alexjarmola1155]

Just loot baskets instead

[@atomikdogg4331]

@@alexjarmola1155 still a bucket

[@jacobcain9008]

Just loot cheese.

[@nicholasdoyle5350]

AnHonestMistake impossible to do

[@MittenSquad]

A basket IS NOT a bucket. I'll thank you to take that blasphemous bullshit over to T-Series where they'll appreciate it.

[@_Enigmatic_]

"He hit like a dead baby" My new favorite insult

[@hehhehehohohoe8807]

Let's just hope it wasn't a necromorph. These dead babies hit like TNT.

[@ExodusTheProphet]

@Joshua Gerberchill Gerber baby

[@extremepredudice]

Actually dead babies can hit quite hard. Provided you grip by an ankle and use an overhead swing. Works with live babies too but its not ideal as they tend to squirm somewhat. On the first swing anyways.

[@ke9146]

@@extremepredudice you so edgy xDDDDD

[@bleedingbeloved]

Is it bad I’ve never had a fork in my whole Skyrim game?

[@n1tr0gaming11]

Niek Warnas weapon forks but there are more than 3 utensil forks

[@NIgHTMaReFortyTwo]

Honeyside in Riften.

[@manueltellez9460]

No, it's obviously because you are not worthy of such power

[@mozugod8073]

No,I've beat it over 10 times and have never had a fork.

[@Shadowical]

i've never had one either

[@nagisa3523]

Honestly I’ve shed a tear for Paul, will miss him and his videos was a good content creator guy was gone to soon

[@amnopp]

John Wick : I killed 3 men with a pencil. Dragonborn : Cool. but can you kill legendary dragons and rule Skyrim with a fork?

[@moilar7985]

Wait. 3 people with _a_ pencil, or with _the same pencil?_ Without it breaking? Truly impressive, then. What kind of pencil?

[@MizantropMan]

@@moilar7985 Mechanical one with medium-hard filling is my personal favourite.

[@MizantropMan]

@λppealing_to_the_Masses "... And that's only Monday!"

[@bultronlagore2095]

To mention John Wick And Skyrim in the same comment is blasphemy!! John Wick??? You couldn’t think of anyone cooler than John Wick??🤦‍♂️ Those movies are freaking horrible!! You must be a kid with horrible taste in movies.

[@tugraaktas5099]

@@bultronlagore2095 ummm WTF?

[@KeirStarmerFan123]

Can you beat KZbin with only a Demonetized channel?

[@zaphster11]

Can you consider Filthy Frank in this hall of fame?

[@apersonontheinternet3538]

LOL NO

[@GuildedChunks]

Lul

[@guiltylegion7037]

Yes but u have to be super creative, rich , and have lots of free time

[@ezassegai4793]

oof thats a real challenge

[@heartlesscapitalist5985]

8:51 "I actually have some self-respect" > "Buy Fallout 76" in the description

[@fa11outking777]

You should probably the game before you judge it

[@woolfoma]

"some"

[@brandonfolz9205]

That's an Amazon affiliated link. Guy's gotta make money somehow

[@fishydreams3686]

Fallout King *bugs and crashes have entered the lobby*

[@xeanheart2614]

@@Lee-kp2tx *Allegory of the Cave*

[@mikimomo97]

3:18 “a-fork-mentioned utensil” Honestly I’ve seen this 4 times and just now picked that pun up Mitten you damn genius you

[@gaspo2880]

"I also left a broom up there, because I didn't want my bucket to get lonely"- Mitten the New Bob Ross

[@leonhill913]

"Passing the chilly breeze of mild discomfort" GOLDEN!

[@cosmicsoup-1763]

*(Bandit walks up with a sword)* *(Orc turns around and pulls out a fork)*

[@cameronmynhier2628]

Rest in peace, Paul. You were so loved and will be missed by so many.

[@kimikoashahara]

I love that your an item hoarder too. I steal books and then drop them all off in one river because it's the river of knowledge 😁

[@SirFlopsy]

Hmm. I used to collect every pelt I got and throw them in the alchemy room in Breezehome. It wouldn't take long before they would spill out of that room though, generally. Was kinda cool to see that giant pile of pelts ever increasing.

[@jessechavez5602]

I collect skulls and call them my boney boys

[@sarielizard1]

this made me laugh way too hard

[@sarielizard1]

i collect skooma and moonsugar and have a room for nothing but that so my wife thinks im a dealer or hardcore addict

[@lukedeshotel7010]

I collect gems and put them in the room for the whispering lady quest eventually i had a mass of bs and lag

[@badconnectiongaming1416]

"I was given a donkey" Yup, that sums up Lydia

[@johntheredeemer]

This line killed me haha

[@lunaticweeb250]

Lmao i accidentally had her gutted by a Draugr Deathlord nearly right away

[@marywebb8447]

I am

[@Testsubject276]

"Dragonborn, you are the fiercest warrior in Skyrim... Please, tell us your secrets!" "Okay, first of all i poked everyone with a fork..."

[@rosssavage2350]

Underrated

[@lamfan3591]

Testsubject276 and I collected all the buckets I could find

[@terrific4715]

"Yo can I have some sweetrolls?" "Only a forkfull" "pulls out a comically large fork" "A comically large fork!"

[@phyrball21]

Poggers? 💏

[@catpurrito5586]

Butch Fallout 3 does this

[@Cybetrexs]

For those who might be interested, there IS a quick way to tell if its a weapon fork. When you hover over a utensil fork, the tooltip tells you the weight and value, a weapon fork will give you a weight, value, AND damage.

[@supergamerguy9224]

We all know the next challenge. Can you beat skyrim with only a torch?

[@K3nseiii]

Dante Ravioli Yeah torches do bash damage and can catch people on fire!

[@tdmc6428]

BoomJam just levels block, put points into improved bash damage etc and gg

[@FletcherCat]

He did it

[@funkychunk1343]

How the fuck did you do that?youre a wizard

[@jaxsongomez1990]

@@funkychunk1343 Probably because he killed the deaf chick with the torch, and realized he can use it.

[@parallelcircuit]

This is the first video that has made me actually question the mental health of Mitten Squad.

[@rickydawn6313]

Hey so... I just wanted to be a person that likes likes as much as you like likes, so I wanted to tell you that you have a lot of likes. Hope you like your likes buddy, I added one now so that you can like your likes as much as I can like your likes so we can like your likes together!

[@sheriffpenguin5666]

11:08 *Are we just gonna ignore the giant riding the dragon?*

[@trashmammal9203]

What the fuck?! I just noticed that

[@Literallyryangosling777]

Lmao

[@DistinguishedBread]

How do you notice that?

[@Jesse__H]

"it would be harder than I originally thought to get the aforkmentioned utensil" 🙄 _oh you_ 😁

[@Jesse__H]

@@sully639 🙄 _oh you_ 😁

[@sully639]

🤔no you😂

[@sully639]

Jesse H. .

[@theemekochan]

11:08 “Is that a giant riding a dragon?”

[@Tmlittle1985]

I noticed the giant before the dragon the first time I saw it

[@ladyalicent705]

Interesting Username so it would seem

[@univ1204]

You Have My Sword... And You Have My Bow... And My Fork!! (don't touch my buckets)

[@G10Gaming]

Was talking about this video with a friend and it made me sad. Thank you for the content Paul. Miss you. Much love

[@Funinyourgame]

Spy: "This...is a bucket." Mitten: "dear god..." Spy: "There's more" Mitten: "No!"

[@growlithekid]

And now I have to watch Expiration Date again

[@catpat6694]

Spy:Does it say you want the bucket- Mitten:YES!!!

[@FrankieAmadeian.]

Makes Skyrim video with Fallout 4 font in the thumbnail... *_ILLUSION 100_*

[@mrpewpewman7501]

yea hes a potato

[@maracachucho8701]

It also says *Without* only a fork"

[@lunaw2174]

"Wait, that's illegal"

[@someguy3766]

Wow, I'm genuinely impressed. That really is a large collection of buckets.

[@lucasmorris9639]

Rip to this legend. You'll be missed mitten squad

[@Hixx367]

*Todd Howard Bursts through the ceiling and knocks you out* You wake up in a wooden cart and see a blonde junkie across from you "Hey you, you were trying to cross the border right"

[@AlissonSilva-ox4uz]

*Hey, you... You finally awake.*

[@lokiibakaa]

You should have named your Fork 'bucket' when you enchanted it

[@HeyItsAmber99]

"There are a bunch of ways to play Skyrim" "When i selected my Fork, the game crashed." Correction, you can _try_ to play Skyrim in different ways.

[@sinnithael7707]

Stealth Archer ...

[@_chaotic_6649]

@@sinnithael7707 m m b b b n n ,, , , ? B

[@jeremygelwicks1177]

In the words of Todd Howard "Use fucking shouts and give us money you little bitch."

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

"Correction, you can try to play Skyrim in different ways." (Turns on the game and it crashes) Correction: You can *try* to play Skyrim.

[@treysevy5079]

@@sinnithael7707 surprisingly i have yet to play a archer or stealth archer

[@beforegrim]

rest in peace this was my introduxtion to your channel

[@DjentlemanM]

I'm currently elbow deep in a mage build of Skyrim

[@IamaPERSON]

Any specific spells you're using?

[@DjentlemanM]

@@IamaPERSON im doing a destructuon playthrough. This is my first time playing as a mage

[@IamaPERSON]

@@DjentlemanM oh nice! Good luck with that!

[@mixnflix101]

You will end up as a stealth archer at some point anyway

[@jeredsizemore3108]

Illusion magic and necromancy is a fun mix

[@MrMarttivainaa]

"So many ways to play through the game: stealth archery, stealth archery, stealth archery..."

[@lrballistics]

I'm proud to say I've only had 6 stealth archer characters in the eight years I've been playing Skyrim

[@MrMarttivainaa]

I distinctly remember ONE save out of all my playthroughs where I chose to play magic only instead of stealth archery. In mostly vanilla... "Hi I'm Todd Howard and we here at Bethesda hate fun so we HALVED mana regen in combat when you're using mana the most! So when that damage sponge enemy doesn't even get scratched from your entire mana pool you have to sit behind a rock for minutes or chug potions all day HAHA!"

[@Bigpiss684]

I’ve actually never done a stealth archer build

[@amarithompson8452]

You mean *stealth, archery, and stealth archery.... lol

[@Poodleinacan]

Stealth archery? More like "It's just the wind."

[@sansgasterv2892]

1:28 General Grievous:This will make a fine addition to my collection

[@2lazyt378]

Nice

[@CooperDooper38]

Just got my re-release of the Nuclear Fork Barbarian, and I feel the need to come back here for probably the 10th time to rewatch this classic. RIP, you'll need that rest when Todd eventually dies and ports the entirety of Skyrim to Heaven.

[@n1tr0gaming11]

The answer to that is yes as long as you are mitten squad

[@AstroLOW]

YES

[@simplyboxy6500]

Answer dude not awnser fucking normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thearmored2592]

"Tried to slit my wrist and failed miserably" I couldn't stop laughing 11:33

[@SomeRandomHelldiver07]

average gamer no u

[@evanlavery9788]

average gamer Yeah it was

[@GobaGNon]

Evan Lavery nah I agree with him it wasn’t an exceptional joke. Not because wah wah don’t joke about suicide but just because it’s one we’ve all heard before.

[@GobaGNon]

j it’s hardly even grade c humor.

[@lordkarasu2263]

8:50-shots fired at mxr.

[@Angus316]

This is my favourite video that you've made, and it made me happy, RIP Mitten Squad, You're an angel now😢

[@kclink1579]

Can you beat Skyrim without only a fork???

[@Mehv1]

Lol saw that

[@Jesse__H]

Gosh ... maybe but ... it'd take forever, seeing as you'd be super over-encumbered carrying literally every single item in the game except a fork!! 😁

[@WakoDoodle]

Whoa, hardcore... He beating skyrim with a spoon!

[@MittenSquad]

I can't believe I missed that. Thanks.

[@WakoDoodle]

@Ghostey // Ghost YT aw spoilsport!

[@moredriveog]

„There are two kind of forks“ Me: O.O

[@felixkusstatscher4544]

Haha lul follow M.e.m.e.g.u.r.u.

[@TheGentleKip]

11:05 there's literally a dude just standing in the dragon in thus sky...... Im dead

[@ianjames1754]

This was the first Mitten Squad video I ever watched. Well Paul I guess you finally woke up on that infamous carriage ride into Helgen… Godspeed my friend.

[@AdventurersAlmanac]

My Fork Barbarian and Nuclear Fork Barbarian plushies are two of my most treasures possessions. Doubly so now. Your videos brought so much joy. I'm glad they'll always be here, even if you are not.

[@donovan7505]

8:51 shots fired at mxr or what ever his name is

[@JoshuaHeagleDev]

I came to the comments specifically to find this.

[@dontworryaboutme6410]

@@JoshuaHeagleDev same lmao

[@yo_imarat8189]

“I have enchanted this fork with fire damage” *THE SPIFFING BRIT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@SatanasExMachina]

Fork only is broken!

[@_b_moll]

@@SatanasExMachina Skyrim is a completely balanced game with no exploits.

[@SatanasExMachina]

@@_b_moll Indubitably.

[@OlaftheGreat]

I think I'm having the sudden urge to have a cup of tea...

[@_b_moll]

@@OlaftheGreat THE POWER OF YORKSHIRE TEA

[@thekingadrock5031]

This was the first video I ever saw of yours. RIP sweet prince. *hug.

[@tazmenroach5516]

Saw the title of the video and was instantly intrigued, then saw the length and figured I probably wouldn't watch the full video but this was hilarious and easy to get through. Instant subscription from me, keep it up.

[@skullswor]

"I get to see esbern unlock his door" DOESNT SHOW ESBERN UNLOCKING HIS DOOR

[@xwing2417]

Well, Esbern -is- a Wizard.

[@KC-qq9ne]

This is what I've been waiting for, a true hero and his buckets

[@isimperialist]

This is the first video I ever watched of yours, I have so many fond memories of watching your videos. Hope you reached Sovengard. Rest in peace, legendary gamer.

[@joshuagarz7003]

We'll miss you Fork Barbarian.

[@TheDragonCat99]

"when I reloaded the quicksave, the game placed me inside Esbern's house" Speedrunner has joined the chat

[@owoshikagekiwa1166]

New speedrun technique: fork%

[@rjh7700]

Beware, beware, the bucket-bourne comes! With a fork full of power! It's Alduin's bane!You'll know, you'll know, the bucket-bourne comes!

[@Tmlittle1985]

I would pay 10,000,000 gold to hear a bard sing that🤣