Canada goose vs hawk

Watch the video in .25 playback speed under settings to clearly see the parent's reflexes to protect the young ones.

[@brandongalvan6603]

Hawk: "Oh look. Tasty little morsels." Goose: "Oh look. A corpse."

[@flingage]

I heard that in the voices of TFS Vegeta and TFS Popo

[@totalrandomness8406]

*Lmao*

[@CronoXpono]

@@flingage 😂 love this

[@alexng4]

savage!!!!!

[@Sentientcap]

Geese are aggressive birds arn't they.

[@spencechan]

I feel like most species, in this situation, would be like "we'll lose one, but the rest will live" Geese are just like "I'mma knock this hawk out the sky"

[@nightowl7134]

This comment needs more likes!

[@brinettevalorie4554]

True!!! The hawk never stood a chance. The attempt was bound to fail from the start. 'Didn't even get to snatch any of the chicks or get near them at the very least.

[@Rosies_illusion]

I laughed way too hard🤣

[@kerontucker4488]

@@brinettevalorie4554 that hawk will do that time and time and time again. All it takes is a split second of opportunity.

[@MrDrProfessorSir962]

@@brinettevalorie4554 looks like the mother protected the goslings and the dad attacked but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was reversed

[@jojohoho3857]

Finally someone that doesn’t shake the camera when shit goes down

[@vishnup2179]

That's true

[@1PITIFULDUDE]

All hail the camera 🎥 person 💪

[@mememan3279]

a first of his kind, a pioneer if you don't mind me saying

[@revhill819]

death to da shaky cam

[@unclefreddieDied]

where the hell is the hawk?

[@hjr2450]

Canadians learn at a very early age, you don't touch a hot stove and you don't mess with Canadian Geese.

[@excusezmoi9823]

Tis true. When I was little I thought it would be fun to chase a goose at a park. Imagine my surprise when the goose started chasing me back!

[@dj_nyx8903]

My sister got attacked by a swan once. She was simply crossing a rock bridge and it flew towards her 🤣

[@MrM4rvelous]

Canadian goose bit my hand when I was young boy at Ontario place. Bastids

[@darkkiller_2127]

No cap, this is actually true When I was 7 or 8 my cousin got attacked by 1. It was painful and he got a lot of marks on his back

[@hanatemonstas4485]

Internet Safety As someone who lives in Canada: lol no you cannot. I dont know what weak ass geese you got in your place but Ive been been biten and pecked by those mfs. It gets really bad in spring and summer when you live in a more rural place

[@Mabra51]

Canada has no crazy wildlife like Australia because the geese scared them away.

[@aarongonzalez4458]

@Ryan Gagnon you guys have polar bears? Have you seen one personally???

[@zohairahmed8891]

@@aarongonzalez4458 Some parts of the North Pole are Canadian Territory, the Polar Bears reside there. Most Canadians have not seen a wild Polar Bear outside of a zoo.

[@racketman2u]

I am surprised that Canada has any geese left; they all came to New Zealand to get away from the snow, and liked it here. their population is exploding bc we have no predators here, and the amount of shit one goose can deposit on a footpath is astounding.

[@vothbetilia4862]

@@racketman2u It's not leaving, it's just migrating, they still come back to Canada, when it's not cold.

[@zohairahmed8891]

@@racketman2u So THATS where they all go, they all head down to New Zealand damn.

[@lapiscake1211]

we all knew from the title before the video even started, that the hawk was the loser Edit: i regret looking at the replies

[@aprioriontoast704]

Thankfully the geese protected their chicks this time , the geese have a lot of determination but hawks have massive claws and could easily kill or severely injury any of these geese,

[@IMan_93_]

@@aprioriontoast704 It’s a shame it didn’t. Fuck geese

[@itsjustcrimson1415]

@@IMan_93_ Same

[@rommix0]

@Chimps Ahoy Nah. The hawk losing to Joe Biden is edgy lol.

[@sugamsakshena4022]

I wished the hawk won . Sadlife

[@totalrandomness8406]

*The hawk was bold to challenge such a vicious creature*

[@s2mgd329]

So if a dog attacks your family you do nothing right?

[@totalrandomness8406]

I have no idea what you guys are talking about but I think that you took my joke the wrong way...

[@phunglung69420]

@@davidmukuka2597 nah

[@ishmaelr.calderon6698]

Some people here don't get the reference and the joke.

[@asceticwolf]

Swans have better dps and more hp. Geese are just trolls.

[@ninalb8287]

They protect, they attack, but most importantly, they prevent their babies from being a snack.

[@fernandorodriguez876]

Cringe

[@Damnto]

Cringe

[@B77548]

How original.

[@vogelvogeltje]

@@Damnto cringe

[@aidancathey5910]

I disagree with the rest of them saying cringe this was a good one.

[@TurtleRhythm]

One bird is a cold bloodthirsty creature, and the other is a hawk

[@Dave_of_Mordor]

you ever seen a hawk drop kick a duck in the face? kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWSyp42VoZhoidk

[@eldritchskye2608]

@@Dave_of_Mordor are you comparing canada geese to ducks?

[@Dave_of_Mordor]

@@eldritchskye2608 hell yeah! you saw the video? those geese would've been like that duck

[@pirateclown8193]

Dave Orange do you really think a little hawk can beat those giants 🤦‍♂️😂

[@Dave_of_Mordor]

@@pirateclown8193 I'm 💯% sure that a drop kick to the face at high speed can kill them just like that 🦆. Watch the video you'll see what I'm talking about

[@Maple-Lizard]

Hawk: "The risk was calculated but man I'm bad at math."

[@fds7476]

Speaking of numbers: You've just earned 666 likes.

[@legioner9]

@Intellectual Crocodile: 😂😂

[@FollowThomas]

@@fds7476 more like 755 now

[@RobertOrwellSandman]

@@FollowThomas one thousand, and counting.

[@sivartb7273]

There should be an anime about the life of a hawk, and their struggle for survival

[@B3_6]

One goose attacked and the other stood in front of the babies and opened its wings wide so the hawk couldn't track/see them while swooping! That's teamwork!

[@Nirrrina]

That was amazing!

[@AlienatedAnna]

I think he tried to fly at first but tripped 🤣

[@jaytee2642]

Wow! It happened so fast that I didn't catch that! Thanks Brian. Those are some impressive survival skills from those parents. And the babies instinctively knew to stay together, and not scatter in all directions.

[@jaytee2642]

@@AlienatedAnna No, it was protecting the babies for sure.

[@rulde]

No, what happened actually is that both were trying to attack the eagle but unfortunately one got clipped by the other and fell.

[@abravar2]

I have so much respect for Canada geese. Loyal partners and protective parents 💪

[@MrWaSpY-Trn]

🦆

[@evanmaldonado9799]

Me too, they are brave and resilient as fuck and will show no mercy towards anything or anyone who tries to harm their offspring. They are better parents than most humans.

[@Firebrace]

I feel this every year once their season comes and they start appearing near the waters and fields near my place. We have a known stray cat problem, like cats tearing up insulation and fight mating on porches right in front of front doors. But the geese, even with (or especially with) fledglings, get left alone. I appease them with bread and get to live to watch their children grow~

[@ahmedzakikhan7639]

Exactly opposite of Canadians 😂

[@GoddessFirstClass2882]

Better parents than most humans

[@sexy1018]

Great parents. You do *not* mess with one's children.

[@sleekntears9467]

You do not mess with one’s dinner

[@Lue_Duck]

@@sleekntears9467 the hawk went hungry that night

[@Flufferz626]

You don't mess with a Canadian goose. That is why Canadians are so nice, their anger is transferred into their geese.

[@edsweet2858]

Yeah if you do the geese will make sure you die a very painful death

[@aarongonzalez4458]

@@sleekntears9467 you messed with the wrong food then

[@xToxicNinjax]

Americas: I hope those chicks don't get killed Canadians: I hope that hawk doesn't get killed.

[@ThePa1riot]

Oh we’re fully aware of who’s the real threat in this scenario. We have geese as well.

[@KimberlyNicole3999]

America has geese too lmao

[@Lolcatface]

That hawk had it coming trying to mess with geese thise things will horde and chace you till hell freezes over or the baseball feild whatever comes first, likely hell with all this global warming and lame winter snow. Man i miss my winter canadian standoffs were the sidewalk was the only path and the snow was too deep to step around.

[@dollcrisis6313]

I grew up in Alabama, and I remember when I was a kid seeing tons of Canadian geese just hanging around chilling smack in the middle of winter. I turned to my mom and said, “Mom, I thought geese flew south for the winter!” She looked kind of confused by the question and answered, “We ARE south.” For some reason, that completely blew my mind. 😂 So yeah, we have plenty of geese where I’m from, just at a different time of year.

[@sunnishae5047]

I'm in the part of America that is near Canada so we get Canadian geese which get REAL aggressive whenever they have chicks around.

[@jacobforrester9827]

When I saw the title, all I could think was "poor hawk. He really doesn't know what he's getting into."

[@federalreservebrown2507]

metooo,,

[@mittlayton7187]

These geese are no joke. I live in Florida and theres tons of theses Canadian Geese down here. They bully ducks, and even humans if they babies with them of course.

[@Jamezzzuh]

Nobody messes with the Cobra Chickens.

[@wolffriendinus]

Exactly. These geese are just plain evil. My dad used to work at an apartment complex and he'd have to beat the geese off so people could leave their homes.

[@hansgruber9685]

@@mittlayton7187 Dear God... Is there anywhere that ISN’T tormented by these bastards?

[@vickyshambo4961]

Until your chased by one, you have no clue - they are beastly frightening

[@bighorn6964]

VYCanis Majoris u must have never have been bit buy one cause they have powerful jaws and will attack kid

[@CIA_Is_aTerrorist_Orginization]

Bucket O'Chicken grow a pair m8

[@bighorn6964]

VYCanis Majoris already have but a goose proctecting it's chicks is gonna win

[@CIA_Is_aTerrorist_Orginization]

Bucket O'Chicken sure, if you run away. I have caught these stupid gese by the neck when they decided to charge me.

[@bighorn6964]

VYCanis Majoris and I have wrestled Gators in Florida so a goose is nothing to me but I was only correcting u on that a goose is more than it's honk and they can bite

[@funny250wall]

This is like trying to land a plane in front of two surface to air missile turrets to steal a Pepsi.

[@imok5266]

I was going to say 2 birds protecting its chick from another bird but that works too

[@5xg378]

Oddly specific

[@red-winged_blackbird]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mehakwahla5633]

bruv, underrated comment i'm dead

[@ollie2850]

That’s oddly specific-

[@RecruitScarab]

Me having PTSD after accidentally throwing a piece of bread on a baby geese and getting my ass beat by the parents-

[@xXJBrutalXx]

they let you within throwing range? lol these mofo's chase me all the way to the other end of the parking lot at work if there are babies nearby.

[@camillepepin8512]

I must be really lucky, as a kid I got to pet adult geeses while their kids where climbing on me for more bread. Its only years latter on the internet that I found out they can be super aggressive. And now I'm thinking I may have dreamt that. But my mom remembers it too, she was there with me.

[@neoqwerty]

@@camillepepin8512 Nah, can vouch it's not a dream, outardes can be right bastards sometimes but then you can get ones that see us as walking food dispensers. I can actually handfeed the ones that drop by my botanical park's small lake, but they tend to think fingers are snacks sometimes. And you usually have to get their heads out of your coat pockets every five minutes. (Here it's the McDonalds and KFC parking lot seagulls you can't trust.)

[@camillepepin8512]

@@neoqwerty They do indeed snap you fingers. Its grating, like sandpaper. But it's a cherrished memory

[@martinr7728]

@@xXJBrutalXx the first time i saw these brown geese i walked up to 1m and they just stared at me

[@M40A3Tibby]

this is the kind of stuff almost all animals go through day in and day out. I really don’t think they get enough credit. Fascinating watching them work together protecting their young.

[@mako3951]

Great strategy from the geese, having one parent cover the young with its wings and body and having the other fly up and intercept the hawk. Very smart

[@lolajaramillo4620]

Your possible, ‘Polki The Little Puppy’ profile pic has lifted me with a smile, thinking about my childhood books.🙂

[@Robin-xt7yo]

Very proud of these goose parents! Great team work!

[@Robin-xt7yo]

Also, the parent geese are constantly looking around 360 degrees, swivel necks to eye danger.

[@hardtosay123]

Strategy??? It's a fuckin reaction Mrs. Exaggeration

[@whitecreamymilk8436]

@@hardtosay123 no its definitely a strategy dumb dumb.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

No wonder Canada is so friendly they took all their anger and dumped it into these birds

[@feraynironmane8101]

Legit, as a Canadian, I can confirm. These birds are territorial, overprotective, and generally just assholes.

[@mish375]

@@feraynironmane8101 They also walk around Canada acting like they own the place. Beware the Canada Goose.

[@major_kukri2430]

I always see your comments everywhere

[@reneebeckford8619]

@@mish375 I mean technically they do own the place what are you gonna do fight them for it?

[@mish375]

@@reneebeckford8619 You never know. It could become a national sport.

[@thaddaeusjones3497]

Oooh see how one took flight when it was flew close enough as a predeterent while the other turned back to shield the chicks?

[@graceskerp]

They teach advanced combat tactics at the Avian War College. You don't want to mess with them.

[@preacherjohn]

Impressive teamwork! :O

[@supremeoverlord0]

I know, right? That level of coordination surprised me.

[@graceskerp]

@Xi Jinpooping The Pooh Whoever said "bird brain" was never on the receiving end of a flock of pissed off geese. The Romans used them as temple guards. Nuff said.

[@FrendlyPal]

Nah. Look closer. The other one got smacked in the head cuz of the other goose's wing

[@StoogesFan]

* Hawk attempts to snatch gosling * Goose parent: "So you've chosen, death"

[@ronlacker326]

Clearly your attempt at being funny and looking for attention died too.

[@theone3589]

I like how all the babies stayed in place, looking like they know they're in danger but parents are here to protect

[@theanonymousme6015]

Ngl it's pretty cute, they got amazing parents

[@CottonRage]

@The Punisher You're not welcome here

[@michaelfahandez5042]

Yh very clever birds eh there the best gardding birds in the world , protecting all the other birds in the farm , better then shepherd

[@Dutchman-2002]

@The Punisher poor attempt at trolling thats why.

[@stacy18]

@The Punisher well your just a prick then aren't ya. 🤬

[@nowelltheowl5619]

Never let ANYONE tell you that the fear of geese is irrational.

[@ElementofKindness]

The fear of geese is irrational.

[@justaguywholikeshentai3455]

Why are you letting me tell you that the fear of geese is irrational?

[@kerontucker4488]

It very much is irrational.

[@nowelltheowl5619]

@@kerontucker4488 Your funeral, and probably with an empty casket.

[@ElementofKindness]

@@nowelltheowl5619 in all seriousness, geese are all show. I used to have to shuffle them along when they would have little goslings. They'd come at you, but if you stood your ground, they'd stop and wouldn't do anything. Only if you showed any fear, would they come after you. And really, they aren't capable of inflicting any serious harm, so rest easy.

[@LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit]

The hawk: One of nature's premier raptors. The goose: Nature's equivalent of an angry, drunken middle finger.

[@tanushbhansali]

Underrated

[@johnblair8146]

Not a fan of hawks.

[@dkrawk8309]

CANADIAN drunken finger

[@melvindouglas3040]

😂

[@guythatlikesbananas6293]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/q4WTlGqgqcmAjZI

[@bashergamer_]

Just from that title, I knew this was gonna be a one-sided battle

[@Efsaaneh]

Hawk though he was gonna catch some dinner *He caught these hands instead*

[@Americarocks64]

More like these beaks

[@sobree9743]

He caught them with his face, yeah.

[@Netherwolf6100]

Reminds me of this one time I was coming out from a mall and traffic became really heavy at the entrance because Geese were walking their young across the street, blocking the cars. One driver got annoyed and honked at them and one of the Geese slowly walked up to his car, jumped into the window and began biting at him. If I wasn't on duty I would have videotaped it. Got a good laugh outta it.

[@missingcasey]

I’d give anything to have seen that!

[@Mopsspoof]

Why was his window open lol

[@Netherwolf6100]

@@Mopsspoof It was in the summer time.

[@Mopsspoof]

@@Netherwolf6100 I know but why around geese lol

[@red-winged_blackbird]

Love it!

[@thiccdicctony4790]

Hawk: Dinner Goose: *H O N K*

[@aaronporter4221]

Underrated comment

[@mclovin4974]

Go Hawk! Eat them all, goose is a pest in Canada

[@juice-box-bill5487]

@@mclovin4974 Bru did your dad leave you or something lol

[@canadiangooseok7281]

Honk

[@SD60M]

HAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWNNKK

[@JugCityKid]

Don't think I've ever seen Geese afraid to square up with anything. It's kinda inspirational

[@vozamaraktv-art5595]

And the best parent of the year award goes to, Mr. and Mrs. Goose...

[@chrisrice1807]

That's Mr and Mrs Canadian Goose to you!

[@spdutahraptor777]

Bulls, lions, snakes, horses....hell even imaginary creatures like dragons have tales and beliefs made in their honor But How the fuck Geese are not part of any mythology or something?? How is it possible that their terrifying reputation always go overlooked other than for funny videos???

[@neoqwerty]

They killed anyone who tried

[@shaynajewell8225]

@@neoqwerty I laughed way too hard at this. LOL

[@freeda5385]

Well, they saved Rome at some point, so there you go :D

[@sr2971]

The golden goose really being ignored rn: 😐

[@wontrespond8064]

Depending where you live there are many stories about geese. They just arent popular with the humans nowadays because ... Geese you know?

[@SnipeMD]

Can we all appreciate that the geese were ready to fight to the death with a hawk for their babies?

[@hegeliansours1312]

Nah, appreciate the balls on the hawk

[@Robin-xt7yo]

I love that. Kind get a lump in my throat for what these great goose parents are doing. And the babies are so cute. Go Geese!

[@markfox1545]

No. I choose instead to resent the total moron in every thread who asks everyone to appreciate something that only they personally care about.

[@Phenomental1ty]

Geese can fight different kinds of predators and likely the Goose WILL kill the predator if it is desperately hungry to not bail out in time. A good grabbing bite from the male that went high up defense, would have crippled the hawk and the geese are already wicked aggressive so they'd kill that hawk if they got em lol

[@duett445]

I did not see any babies . I saw goslings only.

[@jheanie6812]

Every time their head bows I imagine them saying "I dare you. I fxcking *dare* you."

[@reginaldb.pensworth2545]

Let's be real, we all expected the goose to come out on top.

[@raintamer8121]

Not necessarily. Depends on what kinda hawk.

[@tyree9055]

Yep, not gonna be easy squeezing through those two big honkers... 😅

[@trueblade3636]

As a hawk, I find your comment offensive

[@lordofthefreshwater]

Geese are extremely good at being defensive, especially Canadian Geese. Even animals that could theoretically one shot them get the hell away from them after feeling their wrath.

[@vickerandflips8061]

@@tyree9055 the way you said that sounded like a euphemism of some kind

[@reubentettey1635]

Hawk: i nearly died today.

[@steelchroniclesgaming]

Lol

[@skyebunny777]

Parents of the Year 2021

[@tombrandobrando3931]

This video was published 3 years ago

[@tfr]

Yeah

[@coolcat3827]

Yes

[@localchibigameuser9732]

lmao

[@localchibigameuser9732]

@@tombrandobrando3931 r/wooosh

[@ariabanks3508]

Goose parents:making kazoo sounds Hawk:doesn't even get a chick

[@Unknown-oz7xs]

A powerful bird, strong, fearless, able to fly and take down anything in its path, runs the skies with a iron claw, and then there’s the hawk.

[@Jamo_7811]

Yes its called an Eagle, not those discount swans

[@SuperBabywithweed]

@@Jamo_7811 why u hatin on geese for??

[@Jamo_7811]

@@SuperBabywithweed coz i just don't particularly like them

[@SuperBabywithweed]

@@Jamo_7811 well I'm not surprised no one really likes geese(I like them though)

[@fish8887]

Why is everyone treating gees like gods you can literally run at them with your arms open and they would fly away or you can just grab their neck and they are defenseless

[@Leo-hk9fz]

Animals never cease to amazing me. While one of them faces the threat the other one shields their children with their wings, that's team work

[@evanhuizenga8626]

If only human parents used that kind of teamwork instead of actively discouraging it

[@Leo-hk9fz]

@@evanhuizenga8626 I know right I was gonna say humans should learn from it but for some it's a touchy subject

[@acewilliams7917]

@@lemon-pop2923 Yeah, it's that one big male up to 3 feet tall hissing at ya. Do not mess with the flock!!!

[@mud074]

Watch in slow motion. Both tried to take off to attack the hawk, but the one that stayed grounded got smacked hard in the head by the one taking off.

[@assassin3630]

WTF kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZiko6Cth8ecrZI

[@bugayden2287]

Geese are fueled with the rage of Canadians. That’s why Canadians are so nice. That’s also why you don’t invoke the rage of a goose, lest you invoke the bottled up rage of a Canadian.

[@vishnucan]

Lol

[@Mopsspoof]

As a Canadian *I can confirm*

[@sharksport01]

they are named after John Canada, nothing to do with canadians.

[@red-winged_blackbird]

@@Mopsspoof 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mopsspoof]

@Path lol

[@sulalinska5992]

There is a geese love couple in the parking lot where i work, that decided to nest on the parking island. The husband goose has not left her side for the last 24 days, and the wife aka mother goose doesnt move from the nest at all. He will only leave when he needs feed but hes never too far away. One day I thought someone hurt the couple because they both werent there, on the ground near the nest and her eggs were exsposed. Well what do you know about 15 secs after im parked by the nest, they come flying down!! The loyalty and love these two have is remarkale and admirable! They will be mates for life and are highly emotional birds. They will do everything they can to protect eachtother and thier eggs/babies. I actually think I love them!! ha

[@MMA30001]

I met a worker who had worked with jungle cats for fourteen years, even been clawed by them. She said the scariest encounter she'd ever had was being attacked by a Canada Goose. No joke. 😂

[@wellthen4948]

There’s a video of one actually attacking a tiger 🤣

[@MothGirl007]

I believe it

[@SVTStrikesback]

@@wellthen4948 ozzyman-cobra chickens...

[@TruthandjusticeXXL]

Goose Attacks Pro Kayak Fisherman: kzbin.info/www/bejne/sIbYeH2uYpqkrLM

[@MMA30001]

@@wellthen4948 😮

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Yeah, you don't mess with the Canada goose they're perfect for our military

[@thebighurt2495]

Canada doesn't need an Air Force. Their skies are safe.

[@calebt4yahweh210]

sum chum fatty boi, is ur monarchy communist state have enough sexy babes in it??

[@tyree9055]

@@thebighurt2495 I'd argue otherwise since they're even closer to Russia and China than the U.S. is! 🤣

[@thebighurt2495]

@@tyree9055 Are they, though? Alaska is literally within visual sight of Russia and Guam or Wake is a lot closer to China than any part of Canada.

[@tyree9055]

@@thebighurt2495 Okay, good point... So I'll upgrade my argument with "...by population density!" 😆

[@ActionKiller187]

Other birds: Geese: Peace is NEVER an option

[@BLOODKINGbro]

To true, It never was.

[@evanmarogen]

@Ryan Gagnon France: ..........

[@imok5266]

@Ryan Gagnon the seven year war🤦

[@imok5266]

@Ryan Gagnon although Canada wasn't a thing then, today we still call it that, no matter what time

[@evanmarogen]

@Ryan Gagnon the context of my last text was that france is being quiet because they never won a war.

[@FlowingDepths]

They get a bad rap sometimes, but canada geese are pretty smart and definitely resilient.

[@binkssake5123]

Video should be titled “hawk tries to commit suicide by geese”

[@smokeybear5460]

0:37 Happy New Yearrrr!!

[@Gizziiusa]

smokey the bear.

[@carlspackler91]

That Hawk never stood a chance. I've seen a grown man beaten down by a Canadian Goose before. They give 0 shits how big you are, they are fearless.

[@David_Downs]

*canada goose

[@Kat-mu8wq]

Swans are equally as vicious when protecting young, they have been known to drown dogs or humans that get too close.

[@assassin3630]

WTF kzbin.info/www/bejne/nZiko6Cth8ecrZI

[@silly_.rabbit2]

Wait what

[@HuslWusl]

To be fair though, if we humans wouldn't care about killing one bird, no grown man would lose a fight against a goose. Just grab the long neck lol

[@stewartgames6697]

Most realistic depiction of dinosaurs I've seen on KZbin.

[@Hollyucinogen]

Fun fact: birds are actually descended from theropods (a type of dinosaur).

[@simon_a.j.7255]

How do you know it's realistic? Did you travel back in time to see an actual dinosaur?

[@Hollyucinogen]

@@simon_a.j.7255 They've found dinosaur bones, that's how we know what they're shaped like and sound like. There's some debate over whether their physical appearance is more reptilian or more bird-like, though.

[@stewartgames6697]

@@simon_a.j.7255 Don't need a time machine to see a dinosaur, if you know where to look.

[@-Cheif]

Me: walks within 20 meters of Canada Goose Canada Goose: So you have chosen death!

[@retardomilos982]

I love the systematic teamwork these parents did. Dad as the offensive, and mom shielding them with wings as the defense

[@NukeMyHouse]

2 year old comment, but you can see the one that stayed on the ground was only on the ground because the other goose bonked it over the head with a wing flap, lol

[@dombelly3343]

how did you know which was which

[@NukeMyHouse]

@@dombelly3343 play the video in slow motion or advance frame by frame

[@amer6706]

Because the gander is always the one to go first and attack first based on my observation. (You can tell the difference in real life based on size pretty easily.)

[@dombelly3343]

@@amer6706 interesting

[@rembramlastname3631]

I got assaulted by a duck once when trying to give her back her only young, which my cat janked away from her. She went full Rambo, wings spread, hissing.. She ran toward me and tried to beat me up lol.

[@Robin-xt7yo]

I hope mama and baby duck were reunited safely. And that you didn't suffer scratches and bites!

[@rembramlastname3631]

@Stella Hohenheim No, He let it go on the balcony, then the ducklet fell off the balcony. I then ran to the neighbors down here and returned the ducklet personally to its mother.

[@TheFreshPeddler]

I have a heat seeking conure.

[@cbbartman1360]

Sometimes when fishing you can accidentally catch a duckling if you’re not careful if you’re doing floaters I did once and Jesus Christ the parent will literally try to murder you as you try to unhook the baby like midair trying to peck at your face flapping it’s wings all around you

[@Kehwanna]

I was having a picnic and this one duck broke away from her group and hung around our table for food. She'd bite your shoes and pants until you have something to her. I don't think she ever left us alone. The animals in my city are say too familiar with people.

[@TheTalemaster]

Note to self: old car horns can scare almost any enemy away.

[@Roadent1241]

Except Pheasants. They're just too stupid to realise. Doesn't matter what it sounds like or how old it is XD

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Seagulls where I live won't move for a car horn, because they're too busy fighting over who gets to suck the flavor out of a used napkin. Canadian Geese also don't seem to care when they're flocking here. They'll hiss and spread their wings at you.

[@CM-tv2bu]

@@OtakuUnitedStudio most of those animals are pretty used to people, but most wild animals get scared completely shitless

[@lakecountynaturalist7617]

Not necessarily. Depends on the mood. Canadas do attack cars.

[@joshmcdonald1510]

Hawk: Oh look a snack! Papa Goose: *"So, you have chosen death!"*

[@MultiSilko]

Canada could just recruit geese for army at this point.. And they'll win every war.

[@scorpixel1866]

@Cyber Ghost Humanity would be extinct if emus were migratory birds that could leave Australia.

[@alexdesjardins4740]

There's a reason why we win every war

[@Nick72601]

I thought it was banned by the Geneva Convention

[@shizuokaBLUES]

@Cyber Ghost emus can’t fly. So that gives Canadian Geese a leg up. A wing up.

[@shizuokaBLUES]

@@scorpixel1866 hahahah THAT is post of the week !!! Hahahhaha

[@richardparker123]

Get to :36 then play at .25X speed. Good team work by the goose parents.

[@Barry_Gristle]

Lol male went up to meet the hawk in aerial defense while female spread her wings covered them and blocked them to the sideline. Could see everything at .25 speed.

[@yellowhunny]

Gosh.. they sound like dinosaurs in jurassic park wtf

[@Timberwolf69]

@@yellowhunny Well, given that birds are the dinosaurs' decendants, not really surprising to me...

[@stevedoe1630]

@Richard Parker: That’s a pro tip. Thanks!

[@blackthrone6976]

@@Barry_Gristle That, and i'm pretty sure the male just slapped the female when taking off...

[@mnirwin5112]

Hawk: "The hell with THIS; I'll just go grab a German shepherd or something ..."

[@iamnotanuggetblackhart5103]

German Shepherd: "Yeah I'm good, I don't wanna get killed by those damn psycho birds..."

[@suearmstrong9597]

Made me laugh and laugh...so true.

[@guythatlikesbananas6293]

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[@lorenzoparedes2306]

"KFC, here I come." "Prepare the usual hawk lunch special."

[@justpassnthru4887]

😅

[@sainttrish7544]

Love how defensive they are of their young and mate. They're really eyes wide open for enemies

[@julesk2629]

I just wish they didn’t think I was an enemy who must be attacked when I’m just trying to take my morning walk 😢😂

[@synysterlegato1185]

Sees title "that hawk is gonna die"

[@PrinceEC]

This is awesome! TEAMWORK by the parents protecting the little ones :)

[@stevieme8642]

Canada geese are pretty cool. If you ever watch a flock in the park feeding you'll notice that there's always a couple on watch. And they switch out without any sound or signal. If these geese join a flock their offspring will become a part of a creche and there will always be help protecting and caring for them.

[@brendafinnell6884]

Guess I’ve been lucky- probably because they see me as a food source-cracked corn. Before mating season I had what I referred to as my work pets. We had one pair mate and build nest next to office behind the scrub’s. We put out food/water bowl for her. She would let me get close enough to toss feed near her so she didn’t need to get up that much. This morning when I got to work I checked on her and she stood up to reveal chicks. It was a very special moment. Although papa came quickly waddling and hissing- he has never attempted to harm me. Just being a good papa. Amazing experience! Named the first chick scrambled!

[@terrywbreedlove]

Counted 6 before and after 👍🏻

[@terrywbreedlove]

@@NulienTia mom and dad were right on that situation

[@unclefreddieDied]

ha! was wondering if any were missing

[@jeanp.5929]

Papa goose was not playing around. That day, nobody took his kids from him.

[@firefalcon9368]

too bad that doenst work in the human world. one signature from a judge and the kids are taken away from the dad with little to no evidence and no choice.

[@nczioox1116]

@@firefalcon9368 in the goose world, kids "taken away" means they were eaten...

[@MrFiddleedee]

@@nczioox1116 in the human world, kids "taken away" are eaten by society.

[@nczioox1116]

@@MrFiddleedee better figuratively than literally..

[@MrFiddleedee]

@@nczioox1116 depends on how badly they are "devoured" some fates are worse than death.

[@stephaniemcmahon3808]

I barely even saw the hawk the geese told him off so fast lol

[@lydiapetra1211]

That's a beautiful family....very protective parents and very well behaved kids!!!🙋😻💞

[@aspiknf]

Yay!!! 🙂

[@subarusakamaki1]

Gooses: "Finally a Worthy Opponent"

[@majinboot8775]

Geese*

[@legallyrequired]

Gooses....

[@durrrrl3435]

@@legallyrequired Geese

[@legallyrequired]

@@durrrrl3435 Gooses :)

[@Funtime_Kacey]

Gooses c:

[@dustinprewitt]

The goose turns to the cameraman: "YOURE NEXT."

[@5150cash]

Not today hawk not today........ Daddy goose was like. This is Sparta

[@jordanzazulak4375]

Geese are one of the best natural babysitters. Geese parents will hand off their goslings to other geese to take care of them while they go find food. Then those geese come back and let the other geese have their break. They will protect all babies in the flock like their own

[@theTOASTYsupreme]

Canadian geese: a terrifyingly unfriendly bird representing a friendly country

[@heathernicol3026]

We do share one trait with our beloved angry mascot, though - you don't REALLY wanna actively try and piss one off. Generally ends badly. And then everyone else stands around and goes, "Ha! Wow, that was a dumb thing to do!" xD

[@brigidtheirish]

@@heathernicol3026 Yeah. Just being in the general vicinity of these birds is dangerous enough, just ask the ducks they bully out of food and swimming space, but actually pissing one off? Where do I send the flowers?

[@kme]

@@heathernicol3026 especially us hockey fans 😁

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I saw some post somewhere once: "Canadians are some of the nicest people on earth, because once a year they gather to perform a ritual where all their malice and spite is cast out from their bodies into the geese."

[@alukuhito]

Canada Geese are like Canadian people. They look nice, they travel the world, they're friendly, but they don't take shit. Mess with them and pay the price.

[@justinhoffman5726]

She looked right at the camera like "thanks for helping, asshole!". Lol

[@zalo6616]

Goose: “Get the Hawk outta here!”

[@blakeslone9820]

“If you got a problem with Canada Gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!”

[@kylederry5031]

That's why I appreciates ya

[@anonymousskunk]

You were cruising KZbin comments for subtle references with your pals the other daaaaaaaaayyyy.

[@punisher3607]

Hawk: exists Goose: *Oh?, You're Approaching Me?*

[@XMorbidReignX]

A JoJo reference. Best comment

[@punisher3607]

@@XMorbidReignX lol

[@NavonodSemaj]

I want to make a Jotaro reply to this, but no, the Hawk is just donut'd.

[@stevepatrickjarvis]

I've once seen a group of troublemaking teenagers in a park that tried harassing a small family of geese only for them to wind up running away from the geese as fast as they could. It really made my day even though I laughed so hard I dropped my beer while trying to get to my phone to record it all going down.

[@skybot9998]

We had two geese in a pond in back of my house when I was a teenager. I was teasing them one day until one goose grabbed my pant leg and started beating the hell out of that leg with its wings. Didn't tease the geese after that.

[@patmcbride9853]

Goose said: "Take off, eh! You hoser!"

[@AllforFearlessRed]

I like how Father is protective with his children

[@prism_sigil93]

Goose: Get me an ambulance, but not for me.

[@AlcatrazIsland5]

I like how one went on the offensive while the other shielded the babies with their wings.

[@Dingusdoofus]

Damn, Dinosaur on Dinosaur action has never looked so good before.

[@hypebeastfarron9294]

what type of action?

[@Dingusdoofus]

@@hypebeastfarron9294 dinosaur on dinosaur action.

[@okinahana3267]

Perfect CGi!

[@hulksmash8159]

Those aren't dinosaurs. Maybe you need to pay attention.

[@hypebeastfarron9294]

@@hulksmash8159 your bait is trash

[@leepek3575]

lol what a nice teamwork of parents !! One protect babies, another just kick off the hawk :D

[@lakecountynaturalist7617]

Canadas make the best parents. I once saw a Canada and a Mallard get together to fight a hawk. Moms of both species gathered the kids into the center of the pond and dads went at him. They knew that hawk was coming long before I ever saw it. Needless to say, the waterfowl won.

[@karldoesstuffYT]

America: We have big eagles and hawks and they're terrifying deadly birds of prey Canada:

[@amberchester2244]

And the geese too!

[@joshburn717]

That hawk dipped he knew their aggression lol.

[@NicolasGodon]

Dad be like "come at me, bro!" at the end xD

[@hegenoxmaar704]

Canada - such a polite country. Translation: Geese parents: Sir - could you kindly not eat our children? Hawk: I'm terribly sorry for trying. Have a nice day [Flies away]

[@Mopsspoof]

Naw man, the geese are fuelled by the pent up anger of Canada. And that’s why we are so nice.

[@robloxyt4827]

Well now I know the sound of the rubber chicken

[@ninc3d3m0n4]

Hi bacon hair

[@hyzercreek]

Beginning of video, 6 goslings. At the end of video, 6 goslings.

[@kylestanley7843]

Mom and pop don't fuck around.

[@StrumboliRePlay]

Geese honestly are probably the #1 parents in the animal kingdom. They’ll do anything to protect their gusslings

[@markbaker311]

Hawk:I'm going to eat that baby Canada goose: "if you got a problem with my kids, then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate"

[@mshamblam]

Let's have a donny brook!

[@_Dinops]

That hawk was foolish to challenge the Canadian overlords

[@jinxgirl5]

There's a bunch of these geese that nest in a nearby lake. The lake has a walking trail all the way around it, so the geese are fairly habituated to humans. You can actually get quite close to the babies during their nesting season, but only if you're carefully disinterested and stay moving on the path XD

[@maxazzopardi7446]

It's amazing to see the clear strategy. Father jumps up to attack and mother covers their chicks. Animals have plans to

[@cazzellg8183]

“PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION”-goose

[@chase-n-supers314]

I've had a few run ins with geese in my life and they don't give a sh*t. They spread their wings and become the same size as you. They throw down if you get too close.

[@brookeferraiuolo8260]

This made me smile 😊 the chicks are so cute 🥰

[@itstheotherwhitemeat]

ready top grow up and be psycho's.

[@meghantaylor9471]

Not for long

[@MajorCaliber]

The chicks/goslings got a bit roughed up/run-over, BUT... love the "high-five" the parents give each other @0:42 ! 😁 🥰