Canada, you good bro?

[@Aius-]

Hi! Canadian here. Federal workers went on strike over a new governmental policy and basically paralyzed our most important federal infrastructure for better pay and a better working deal. Shit got real here.

[@travisjackson2809]

Thanks, was wondering what I missed

[@BetweenTheBorders]

I hope it resolves soon. Critical infrastructure is, you know, critical.

[@Aius-]

@Michael Faragher I'm pretty sure it did, our revenue agency workers (our version of the IRS) said the deal wasn't good enough though, I'll update myself on the situation later but from what I recall last week they were still striking.

[@nocovanco6179]

Is it like when the US government "shuts down" Basically they keep paying themselves and stop doing their job because of hurt feelings?

[@andrewthomson]

>most important federal infrastructure Lmaoooo get real you muppet. A bunch of thieves and secretaries went on strike.

[@becausereasons8507]

For those that are unaware of this little timbit: Canadian soldiers were once responsible for clearing buildings in Urban warfare. They would throw in a grenade to clear a room and then check to see if anyone was in there. Flashbangs were invented afterwards.

[@JerichoYeet]

I thought it was more then just grenades and flashbangs?

[@SexiestSnowLeopard]

​@@JerichoYeet oh its so much more, but they DO love their grenades

[@NicPTheMeme]

Hehehe, 'timbit'

[@davidfitzsimmons2451]

during I want to say the second world war there is what some circles call the 'war crime olympics' between Canada and Germany. see Germany, especially most of the men actually doing the fighting, had no idea canada was still technically fighting on behalf of the british crown so they had NO IDEA why canada was there because all they knew was canada 'didnt declare war'. so they though canadian soldiers were mercenaries and THUS free to kill when surrendering. Canadias come across regiments killed by point blank bayonets to the backs. something only possible if taken prisoner first. So began Canada's and Germany's mounting escalations of 'Just Reprisal' on the other.

[@ChicagoHOG27]

​@David Fitzsimmons thank you for that summary!

[@theironduke1175]

For all those asking "What's happening in Canada" here ya go: There are out of control wildfires and flooding in multiple places. Ottawa just expelled a Chinese diplomat for interfering with an MP(Member of parliament) and his family. Bill C-11 passed recently. People are also just upset with the way the government has handled a lot of issues. Oh and hockey is almost over. I know I probably missed stuff, reply with anything I missed if you wish.

[@aaron2923]

Thanks, I was just about to ask what was going on with the neighbor to the north

[@Akren905]

Ummmm.... spring was late.. leafs lost.. carbon taxes, ridiculous gun "control", the new bills recently passed from c11 to the internet bullying. Anyone in an old COD lobby would be dacing about 12 years for their words by this law. We have gone from the land of the acceptance to the land of STFU and take it... we dont want to take it anymore! Yes that was twisted sister reference

[@dra6o0n]

Canada is the last few bastions of wilderness for forests and nature, if that goes up in flames, say goodbye to a good chunk of your planet, and a source of oxygen.

[@Chadmiral]

Oh no! Anyway...

[@DeepFleeceheart]

Doin the lord's work

[@Cthulhuforabettertomorrow]

Fun fact: When we say sorry in Canada, it is in the past, present and future tense. Past tense for the creation of the Geneva-to-do List, present for whatever actual thing that has just occurred and future for whoever goes full FAFO and we get a long awaited opportunity to complete the Geneva Side Quests and Speedrun challenge points.

[@arianhrodkeltoi8104]

Hmm. Curious about that Geneva thing. What is it? 😏 Does it piss the US off?..

[@galaxy_plays2486]

@@arianhrodkeltoi8104 No, from my understanding, it's a list about all the war crimes that are banned to do while at war. The thing is that canadians are very creative so they manage to add a lot to the list. Hope this helps.

[@laurakastrup]

@@arianhrodkeltoi8104generally speaking it’s more likely the CIA takes notes and use it as torture methods- The Canadians are very creative

[@luminary69revision2]

AW HELL NAH GENEVA TO DO LIST damn I heard geneva checklist from HLC's videos and thought that was the greatest but nah this one is so much better shit made me genuinely actually laugh out loud aint no way

[@TheMandaloreFett]

Based Canadian ❤

[@HanzTheODST]

“Incompetent war criminal on one side, successful war criminal on the other.” That shit had me dying

[@darklighter8968]

So, im a lil rusty on Canadian history (actually no fkin idea to be fair), why are they successful war criminals?

[@Cobenop]

As an Alaskan i can confirm it had me dying too.

[@BigWheel.]

Which one Is which though!?

[@colbynoonan4222]

Canada would be the successful one Russia has been sanctioned for its crimes we still be chilling

[@jkjkrandom]

​@@BigWheel.The incompetent one is currently losing a war Edit: Can you all stop replying to an 11 month old comment, situations change.

[@HairyHillman]

"We know how your hat, and my hat, get when they are irritated". As a Scot I approve this message!

[@philipma7185]

Half the shit in the Geneva convention was cus if canana 😂

[@adjustedrex4304]

as a canadian i approve as well

[@jafsrob]

Idk if its because I can sense the fellow angry hat energy, but I love the Scottish accent

[@margaretwentz4568]

​@@philipma7185half?

[@angatippah6491]

They'd better start calling us their toque if they know what's good for them. Just sayin

[@Thememester439]

Canadians are either "I'm sorry" or "you'll be sorry"

[@HANKSANDY69420]

*_Totally said something witty but now ya'll never know_*

[@PrairieGrass420]

10000000% and this is from a Canadian. I'm a strong believer of fuck around and find out but for your own good leave me the fuck alone with my rez brew and dry meat, its almost hockey season and I don't wanna be bothered this close and risk missing puck drop

[@HANKSANDY69420]

@@PrairieGrass420 Okie-dokie, I'm gonna be having my 7th BBQ this month while watching the big game. *Murica vs Conadah, who will win??*

[@jamesmacintyre1415]

Exactly

[@lachychops2]

"You'll be sorry, because it ain't a war crime the first time"

[@ThisHndlIsAlrdyTaken]

Speaking as a Canadian myself, “I’m about to stop saying sorry” is hilarious.😂

[@jennifergarrett1449]

this short really is one of my favorites

[@tntfreddan3138]

Where I'm from we say "Now you've planted your last potato" and "Now you've shit in the blue cabinet".

[@josephcarroll8262]

And the response from the rest of the Anglosphere was spot-on.

[@ARandomAnimator-vt4cg]

What do you mean it's hilarious? Those are the most dangerous criminals here in Canada!

[@robertstoneking7916]

​@@tntfreddan3138Had to look that one up. In the 1800s Swedes started painting the cabinet they kept the fine china and or linens in with Berlin blue.

[@johnusas2870]

Casually calls Britain red coat and he repsonds. Had me dying😂

[@articusramos808]

When your tecnical dad lets the nickname insutl pass.. Then you know its a big deal

[@Bluesonofman]

@@articusramos808 Big Brother*

[@gilliganallmighty3]

​@@Bluesonofman nah, dad is a more fitting analogy. The US would more be a big brother to Australia and Canada.

[@Bluesonofman]

@@gilliganallmighty3 As a member of the Hetalia fandom I have to disagree with you. America and Canada are Twins, Britan is the Older Half Brother who Raised both, France is the Gay older half Brother, India is the Adopted Brother, Australia is the Brother no one sees except at family events, Spain is the Older half Brother who was a bigshot but now is a shadow of his former self, Mexico is the Half sister who is always needs help.

[@tmaster3332]

@@Bluesonofman that doesn't make any sense, at least Britain being a sibling. The US and Canada were both colonies made by Britain, France, and a tiny bit of spain.

[@jbrcook01]

Canada: “I'm sorry..." Everywhere else: “Oh thank God." Canada: “...for what I am about to do." Everywhere else: “Ahh fuck..."

[@joshfiander1683]

Let the 1 vs 20 begin

[@jbrcook01]

@@joshfiander1683 Lol.

[@quentin9676]

Ask God for mercy; I have no more left in me.

[@seriusli8463]

@@joshfiander1683 1v171

[@HaloWolf102]

....These humans feasting on its carcass.

[@jacplac97]

"I don't like being a warcrime sandwich" Poland: First time?

[@michaelsolomon3496]

Underrated comment

[@Hello-vi1xl]

Alaska has been a sandwich for longer then Poland

[@jacplac97]

@@Hello-vi1xl how?

[@warnabrotha95YT]

Yo, that one there was a violation, personally I wouldn't have it.

[@SomethingRandom132]

​@@jacplac97 Since Canada joined WW1

[@tambustarfire1115]

As an Australian, Our response to "I am about to stop saying Sorry" would have been "Ah, Fuck."

[@KR1D3R]

Too Rite 😂

[@amaas211]

"I'm about to stop saying sorry." And "I don't like being a warcrime sandwich." Had me dead.

[@bigbeangames6297]

Richard hammond voice: and theres another war criminal in the middle!

[@NatEff3ct]

@@bigbeangames6297 America is the only country in the world that goes out its way to stop war crimes from happening. That doesn’t mean they never happen, they sometimes still do despite the aggressive and costly efforts however it’s the exception to the rule.

[@breyer1236]

Canada's motto in war is basically "it's not a war crime the first time".

[@lifeexpression5036]

You do realize that America is the biggest perpetrator of war crimes in the world right ?

[@scrantondangler8068]

Satan: Why is this place getting colder? Demon: Master! Canada just said it's about to stop saying sorry. Satan: Shit

[@Jump_Today]

Great one

[@malusblack6083]

Oh.....oh no!

[@nobleorb0189]

This is so underrated come on 🤣

[@brandonluna8761]

Heaven:shit

[@J.L.E.4002]

Hell is about to freeze over. Shit’s about to get real.

[@Awesomeevrydy]

When the Canadians show their evil side you know something is gonna happen “There’s a reason why we got our own beach on D-day” -Canadian man

[@nuru666]

And one of the hardest beachheads to establish! Our grandfathers did us and the Commonwealth proud

[@eatonasher3398]

@@nuru666 Damn right they did. YE YE

[@FRailFan]

So why did the Canadians sink one of their own ships before the landings? To give the German's a handicap?

[@nuru666]

@@FRailFan Honestly have no idea what you're talking about, pass the sauce?

[@EndMaster0]

@@nuru666 and also were the only group to claim the first days objectives on-schedule every other beach was delayed at least slightly. Actually it got to the point where the Canadians had to be told to slow down because they were getting to far ahead of the rest of the invasion.

[@twatmere9726]

Geneva Convention: BRING OUT MORE PAPERS, WE'RE MAKING NEW FUCKING RULES CUZ THEY'RE GONNA STOP SAYING SORRY.

[@oTheMapleKind]

So sorry, I think you misspelled Geneva Suggestion. Sincerely, A Canadian

[@TheFNAFVet]

@@oTheMapleKind😰

[@godamid4889]

As an Australian I can confirm that the idea of Canada losing their shit is scary af. It's always the quiet guy...

[@happyfisherman4432]

we Canadians are just fine unless we got a hockey stick then we may kill ya.

[@BeerKat]

true

[@OGslays]

Not really the country is a joke.

[@godamid4889]

@@OGslays could be worse, you could be in the USA.

[@ONEMoneyONE]

@@OGslays Step 1: Be worn by America Step 2: Step 3: Profit

[@timlumberry5432]

I busted out laughing at the "war crime sandwich" line.

[@Arturino_Burachelini]

Those who "wrote" the Geneva conventions and those who follow it to the letter, or why Bucha and Izium are massacres but not genocides (they had 50 souls spared not to trespass the 500 threshhold)

[@gidi3250]

​@@Arturino_Burachelini well genocide is the complete destruction of a people's, language/culture/history/population, so if some survived then it's not a genocide.

[@Arturino_Burachelini]

@@gidi3250Convention on Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, Article 2: "... or in part". Interestingly, the 500-person requirement is missing there... Watched too much Kraut I guess

[@gidi3250]

@@Arturino_Burachelini "genocide /ˈdʒɛnəsʌɪd/ noun the deliberate killing of a large number of people from a particular nation or ethnic group with the aim of destroying that nation or group." Didn't know reading a dictionary made me a German, maybe it's that commie cope you got going on there kid.

[@Ake-TL]

@@Arturino_Burachelini what’s point you trying to make?

[@adudeee]

Canada: "I'm not sorry" *DOOM MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

[@gilliesiut2332]

People wonder why we say sorry a lot. It’s because of what happens when you don’t… London, Ontario (a city close to me) is the serial killer capital of the world. 😅

[@kakogamer8792]

​@@gilliesiut2332 hey vanadian from Ontario here could you please explain?

[@GreenLeafUponTheSky]

you're excused

[@newxskin7750]

The only thing they fear, are unapologetic Canadians

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

​@@gilliesiut2332 wait, what? Fuck, I live near London, in the former railway city. Damn.

[@kissynuggett3727]

Canada is like that really nice kid in school who secretly knows kung fu and has an unstable home life who is just one wedgie away from no longer being able to hold it together and messing everyone in his path up

[@FatherTime-i7x]

Sounds to me like you know someone 😉 better to keep them by your side then have them against you

[@CharlieKoth]

Love the analogy!

[@ShearedJoy]

One wedgie away 😂

[@AndyfnB]

In HS that was literally my best freind. He didn't do MMA back then but when some bench warmers on the football team decided to beef with him for some reason. He stole one of their GF's calculators jackoff on it and gave it back. And here like "dude you realize we know all the smartest kids in school, my other freinds are the actual athletes, and I take the classes with the actual bullies. And you do THAT.😂😂😂"

[@fedupinOhio]

Incredibly apologetic Canada: gone! Walking genocide Canada: activated! Western Countries: terrified. 😂

[@narthted8200]

They've always been like this. It's just that they're showing it right now.

[@tera59487]

F L E E

[@dra6o0n]

It's very very easy for Canada to go from democratic to dictatorship in a instant because a lot of interest and civil resolutions is based on the population and if you have a population of shills invade and take over the government process, then you can easily turn Canada into a puppet state. This is if there is no outside help or intelligence agencies to push back against this threat. China is a huge one with immigration, it's a open border until it ends up not.

[@alphathefinalbalance7611]

Literally in hibernation since WW1

[@mattd5240]

Now we just need a laser eye meme of a mounty saying "I'm aboot to stop saying sorry."

[@ThorMoore]

“I’m about to stop saying sorry” coming from Canada, that’s gotta be one of the most terrifying one-liners ever

[@titusprecision]

Pfft. We got nothing now. Half our military dont know which bathroom to use. Trudeau undid all the badass we always kept in reserve. Most of us are just trying to find a way to eat after carbon tax has made a pound of ground beef cost 25 bucks

[@summerfireking]

Maybe it's a war crime or maybe it's Canada

[@Quintonias]

​@@titusprecision"badass" doesn't matter when the "badass" has a gun.

[@kleinuzimacki8873]

@@Quintoniasyou’d be surprised. A dumbass with a gun can look like a badass, but doesn’t mean they are one. Just means they’re likely to overcompensate

[@Quintonias]

@@kleinuzimacki8873 "Hey, Sarge, the Americans are here!" "Yeah, the WOKE military of the WOKE America ain't gonna hurt a fly." "Sarge, do you think their training is any different because they wear a dress in their downtime?" ^What will probably happen in any, serious, conversation should this be brought up in an actual conflict.

[@Redfoxjack]

switzerland “fuck I’m gonna have to update the fucking big book of warcrimes agin”

[@nuru666]

LOL

[@firedrake110]

Are we ashamed we're the reason for about a third of them? Yes. Would we do it again? You shouldn't have to ask

[@ithiriaderitan1745]

If they air droppin tims and maple syrup in moscow.... ya Switzerland definatly going to need to update the book as we canadian's go get out timmys

[@DovahGirlie]

I can already hear them applying articles about using Timbits as bullets. God forbid that somebody invents coffee gas!

[@ryneagheilim9782]

Uh oh here we go Geneva Conventions

[@Ember_Prime]

“Incompetent War Criminal on one side, Accomplished War Criminal on the other side” Had me rolling!

[@theenduriangamer5509]

"I'm not sorry" **everyone panics**

[@adamhanc6029]

Half the geneva convention was made to stop canadians from doing war crimes...

[@Hypogeal-Foundation]

*Canadian ww1 warcrimes intensify*

[@paddington1670]

@@Hypogeal-Foundation taking prisoners is for the weak countries' armies

[@jenniferlumiqued]

Canada suddenly becomes stronger than the us and takes over the world

[@SonicChao113]

@@paddington1670 as a canadian i agree

[@zenopssmdk]

As a Canadian this makes me smile with patriotic pride. Because everyone knows a pissed off Canadian won't be fun for anyone.

[@DamienDarkside]

I know I'm late af, but also as a Canadian its great to know how other countries feel about us. I love the rep of "Oh Canada? Don't worry about them. They're always nice, until they aren't."

[@kristawingate9524]

I am Canadian

[@zenopssmdk]

​@@kristawingate9524 The list for Goniva conventions is incomplete, WOULD YOU LIKE TO ADD TO IT!

[@maryhanke8400]

Yea… successful war crimes my dudes 🤣

[@entropy3850]

Yep

[@amokriinprolgiid3409]

Anybody who knows who Leo Major was knows exactly how much of a force of nature some Canadians can be. Man liberated a whole city during WWII BY HIMSELF. He lost an eye, and instead of retiring, became a sniper because he "only needs one eye to shoot". He was going to be awarded the canadian version of a medal of honor, but DECLINED, claiming his commanding officer was incompetent. On top of all this, he was never killed. He lived a normal life until he died of more or less natural causes. If all Canadians were like him, the rest of the world would be screwed.

[@alexjackyperson101]

Don't forget all the war crimes Canada did in ww1

[@Batboy11k]

jesus christ…

[@TheBreadIord]

Bro had plot armor

[@EliasLupin]

Holy shit wait a min, i think you are on something. Leo Major was Québécois, and canadians started to pump the Québec Bashing levels up recently... I think they are trying transform everyone in some raging berserkers only to unleash us on someone else.

[@melodywheeler1468]

1eye gone and stoped an invasion and a bombardment but lost a friend in that battle

[@SammywiseG]

Everyone: But they'll freeze in Siberia! Canadians: Meh. It's just another day in Winnipeg.

[@randydube1423]

We do share the same forest as them, so nothing new for us.

[@rayduncan2406]

Siberia is a 2 t-shirts climate.

[@athena1491]

the fact i heard the accent

[@NoPe-n1j]

My moms making me pack a flannel and my Vancouver Olympics mittens

[@centurion7398]

Canada snorts and wakes up from peaceful slumber once a century or so to go "oh well it's about that time again war crimes o'clock!" and off they go.

[@itsthecanadianking]

Amen very true

[@The.Sages.Corner]

They don't commit war crimes. They create the checklist. 😂

[@centurion7398]

@@The.Sages.Corner well technically it’s not a war crime the first time. Can’t wait to see what they come up With for the next big one. Should make for some good history channels documentarys

[@MWG603]

lemme show you a trick we learned in ww1 (germans hate this shit lol)

[@therobustempyrean1436]

Nah, Canadians are just mean prices, and they do a good job at hiding it most of the time.

[@ISAFMobius18]

The "shit, shit, shit, shit" got me. Great call back btw

[@Tha-mountain]

*OH NOOO*

[@thegreensaint9945]

Same

[@chuck2998]

Hey there Ribbon

[@AtlasCrafted]

Germany instantly called the police hearing that

[@nuru666]

@@AtlasCrafted NEIN!!!!

[@People-are-soup]

It's never a war crime the first time

[@TheRealSU24]

The Geneva convention didn't happen until after WW1 so they're fine

[@vinnib8779]

LOL

[@RampantCanine]

Thank you #thefatelectrician

[@Novachronogaming]

AND THEY BOUT TO ADD MODE TO THE GENEVA​@@TheRealSU24

[@Simbartial]

By god your right! Wait,then who fucked shit up so bad they had to make the GENEVA CONVENTION?!

[@NatBlondy239]

Honestly just the knowledge this dude knows Scottish folk will fuck shit up when provoked is god tier

[@JessicasCreativeSpot]

Thank you for informing me, I didn't know 😊

[@jamesThebulbmin]

LETS DO IT

[@misaelarroyo5712]

Trained with royal Marines years back in my time, a great load of them were Scottish or northern brits

[@seppoju559]

As an Alaskan resident it made my day to see that someone finally talked about how fucked we are the sandwich is scary man

[@D1rt_Ball]

Bro I’m from the 907, we are stacked on military shit, no need to worry 🤘🫡

[@seppoju559]

@@D1rt_Ball fuck yeah brother 🫡

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

Is there really an expectation that Russian soldiers will just... walk to America by the closest land connection? I would think going into Canada, then having a massive border that's hard to guard, would be better. Basically, Canada talks about the sandwich, too

[@seppoju559]

lol not wrong@@DavidLodgeclassof

[@krakenskits3374]

@@DavidLodgeclassofdont give them ideas😭😭😭

[@dirk1998]

*"I'm about to stop saying soory"* Every nation is just having flashbacks to canadians in ww2.

[@Auzy77]

We might have missed the memo when the Geneva Convention happened. Thought it was a checklist

[@Ben_not_10]

Don’t forget WWI Ypres.

[@geoffreybell4545]

We didn't want to be in Europe, the fucks in Europe made us come fight, then used us as cannon fodder after stealing the special ammo for our rifles. We were kind of testy... then we got gassed, we beat it in its first use within hours and held until we handed it off to the brits 3 weeks later (who lost the ground). Then we started using gas FAR MORE than anyone else, flamethrowers same deal, take no prisoners same deal. Basically, we don't start shit but when shit starts we drop gloves and the convention is now a checklist. FAFO.

[@709mash]

​@@Ben_not_10That German gas pissed us off something fierce.

[@NotAMartian-1]

Don’t piss off a Canadian. We aren’t as nice as the world thinks we are haha

[@dom1091]

Gentle reminder to those who need it that Canada is why we need Geneva convention

[@alexwerner487]

Its never a war crime the 1st time...

[@8311Boss]

To be fair, Bosch was the one who invented mustard gas and everyone was using it, we just used it more, and killing of PoWs happened on both sides, though the displacement of an entire town just to burn it to the ground surprised me, I also find it funny that the central forces in ww1 called us unpredictable savages

[@troybaxter]

​@@8311Bossit's okay. They called us war criminals too for turning bird and buckshot into humanshot. Trench Sweepers goes POW!

[@knightmarestudios]

Even though it's really just a suggestion

[@vrax9450]

Geneva suggestion

[@brandonlee773]

As a Canadian, "no sorries and no surrender" is going on my war helmet

[@WatchTheWorldBurn63]

The worst people to anger are the ones who are almost always polite. There is usually a quiet fury hidden behind those smiles

[@ethanrepp-apostolico5982]

As they say there are 4 things all men should fear, the night with no moon, a woman’s scorn, the calm before the storm, and the wrath of a calm fellow

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

We only awake that fury when it's necessary. If all you do is scream and holler, it just becomes background noise. When people don't expect it, suddenly you have their attention

[@english3175]

Canada bouta go back to 1944 and take no prisoners😂

[@rcavicchijr]

I read that as: "there's a quiet furry hidden behind those smiles."

[@hollandaise84]

@@english3175 lol. yeah, we did some pretty horrific shit during the first and second WW’s.

[@nate4036]

Canada: about to stop saying sorry USMC: shit, there’s about to be a longer list of things we can’t do anymore……

[@seanmfitzpatrick95]

Underrated comment, have a like.

[@kkhackett]

Lolz. Our Canadian anger is slow to wake, but hard to sate…… 😈

[@nate4036]

@@kkhackett y’all have some really great military personnel up there. I’d love to seen their work in earlier years

[@kkhackett]

@@nate4036 bruh. Check out the newfies from both world wars. They were straight savages. The bloody krauts used to call us stormtroopers…… The blue putties for example! Your props are much appreciate! 🍻

[@nate4036]

@@kkhackett will do

[@steampunker7]

America gets pissed off: Doom Music starts playing. Canada gets pissed off: Final Fantasy secret endgame boss music starts playing. With lyrics. In Latin.

[@ethandeacon4869]

Hahaha haha this giggled my innerds

[@Ryan-qo9pr]

You legend hahahaha

[@freezer0752]

That….is a terrifyingly accurate description

[@MunchKING]

Ca-ca-canada, ca-ca-canada. CANADA! CAN-A-DA!

[@1971tallica]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoevYoWOr950qac

[@pvt_lean]

*sigh* someone finally called us a war crime sandwich...it hurts

[@jafsrob]

we wont warcrime ya, don't worry we like Alaskan's

[@tropickman]

That makes literally zero sense

[@pvt_lean]

@@jafsrob thanks bud

[@Jaeger_Bishop]

"I'm about to stop saying sorry",The terror in the other country's responses, priceless 😂

[@WhatWhy42]

I'm not Canadian but I know what it means for good people to stop being polite... They're one good reason away from snapping and you can't really blame them..

[@cyberwarlord7363]

I kinda panicked a little.

[@blitzmustang1588]

Oh some of the war rules made by the geneva conventions were made because Canadian used to do Insane warcrimes

[@nuru666]

@@blitzmustang1588 We were mad :(

[@blockrex9432]

Reminds me of the priest from peaky blinders, still just as terrifying

[@Red-Magic]

As an Alaskan, that was the most accurate 5 second representation of us ive seen

[@coywolfproductions7056]

Never really thought about it but that's true

[@nuru666]

Yea but we really like you guys! We're not going to pick a fight with our big brother :D

[@froggy8714]

The Alaskan Bull Worm!

[@pepperonipizza633]

Howdy fellow Alaskan

[@mitchconner2021]

Other than half of Alaska being US military bases lol

[@mithonig6553]

The only thing that was missing was Germany getting a PTSD throwback and asking if we are in Danger.

[@stephenflint3640]

*faint sounds of terrified German wailing issue from subterranean bunker vents* Yah, naw, Chief. Duetchlands done fucked off as soon as Canada started grumbling. They don't even ask about the danger, they KNOW when it's coming.

[@iainburgess8577]

All of Europe gasping as Germany breaks down crying

[@Raiden4019]

And a few Somalian orphans trembling in fear (look up "The Somalia Affair" for that one).

[@nuru666]

@@Raiden4019 Yea that's another black mark on our record.... Sorry.

[@CooldBloodedGaming]

"Canada goes into civil war" "Germany invades Poland out of habit"

[@johnerie6084]

I'm Canadian, and this may be one of my favourite skit yet

[@richardcollins5189]

Same here bud, I saw it a while ago. Forgot what the unrest was, but it is damn funny.

[@xChaosFlower]

Canada not apologizing is the equivalent to the quiet/nice kid finally snapping

[@TheSteambirdNewspaper]

We of all people should know what happens when that kid goes crazy

[@Everythingisnumbers]

Just hope Canada tells you not to go to school tomorrow

[@candaistopor1114]

🎵All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run better run 🎵

[@dodie-poopsco.6893]

if you read up on the events leading to the Geneva Conventions you might be surprised by the main cause

[@daverhoden445]

Manners maketh the man.

[@V8theropy2186]

If you hear”Oh Canada” over the ridge line and smell maple syrup then just run.😂

[@SilverFoxR]

If you hear "O Canada" and smell maple syrup, you're already too late. >;)

[@RabiezDeWorgen]

If I smell maple syrup, I'm running after it! I love maple syrup!!!

[@threatidentified3001]

​@@RabiezDeWorgen as a Canadian, I will gladly give you a bottle-or several dozen-in exchange for you not trying to slow us down.

[@ambertopolewski3743]

​@@threatidentified3001I'll take that offer! My neighbor is from Canada and gave my husband and I a gift basket full of stuff made from Canada for Christmas. The maple syrup was delicious. I cant remember the name of them but the candies shaped like maple leaves were good as well.😅

[@troycharland3298]

Best comment 😂

[@stephenfowlie742]

Speaking as a Scot, whenever the Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders or ourselves are pissed off....we dont fuck about.

[@NotAMartian-1]

As a Canadian with scot ancestry I agree with this.

[@Gr3Nd3LsBan3]

Aaaand hitting a 12 on a 10 scale.

[@phoenixnightrose42]

When the Scots, Aussies, Kiwis ans Canadians get together it's a FAFO situation and the Canadians will not say sorry...

[@ghost1182able]

Still waiting for the aussies to start mobilizing thier mutated animals

[@aussieginger1960]

@@ghost1182able That's a fantastic idea I'll bring it up at the next meeting. Thanks! On an unrelated note do you think the average American could identify a funnel web spider or death adder?

[@Jaryck789]

As a Canadian, I'm not ashamed of how many times i watches this and just nodded and laughed

[@a.s.3805]

Canada: “I’m about to stop saying sorry” Germany: *PTSD*.

[@marikroyals7111]

Screaming "It wasn't us this time we swear" running away full tilt.

[@a.s.3805]

@@marikroyals7111 *hurriedly digs trench and curls up in fetal position*.

[@marikroyals7111]

@@a.s.3805 After they fill in the trench with them in it. Edit: To muffle the uncontrolled sobbing of course.

[@a.s.3805]

@@marikroyals7111 Of course, understandable

[@johnathonclayton6964]

Pegahmagabow: in the trenches, no one can hear you scream.

[@mr.robot11invader83]

Canada has become the quiet kid country. Everybody panic

[@nuru666]

We always have been.

[@robertmarsh5322]

@@nuru666 Indeed, dad was military and had a killer history teacher. Fun fact, the average canadian foot soldier is trained roughly equal to a US marine. Fun fact 2, War or 1812 is taught in the US as a minor border skirmish, we remember it as that one time they thought us an easy target so we kicked their ass THEN burned down the white house to make a statement.

[@jafsrob]

We always have been. People prefer to remember us as the nice country because "the warcrime country" aint a fun title

[@mr.robot11invader83]

@@jafsrob That seems to make a lot of sense.

[@theoneamongthehidden4387]

Yeap, like everyone else said they always have been, they're known for being the happy go lucky country and being super gentle but through out history whenever they get into conflicts they win by any means. The stories from WWI and WWII are some of the most interesting stories. Not saying the rest weren't interesting just on average they are the most interesting just a lot of others are better known instead. Sorta like who knows any of Canadians who were flying aces? Almost none unless you specifically look into it because the red baron outshines by a mile. Any stories from D-day? Not often because of Normandy being a mix of mostly American and British soldiers (I believe not 100%). Also unrelated but the Australians during the world wars were also very interesting. When in war you don't really think about the infrastructure which might be needed but the Australians were at home digging tunnels and playing with explosives during the wars. For them though it's less impressive given most the world knows they have an entire season there dedicated to spiders. Literally spider season across the entire country.

[@liamcooney57]

Canada: I came here to kick ass and watch hockey, and I'm almost out of hockey.

[@Amanoob105]

From my understanding on how audiences act in hockey games, isn't that basically the same thing?

[@drhandle]

Shit.

[@camramaster]

​@@Amanoob105In hockey, it's contained. Outside it... There are no ways to contain it.

[@meanwhilewithgenz]

this is one of the reasons i love being canadian

[@dylanlemieux3519]

Facts me too

[@phoenixmastm]

"We're gonna be bringing Tim Horton's to Moscow!" *international community does a concern*

[@TransGirlGaming]

when the snow starts speaking Canadian it's already too late

[@kiramacarov]

@@TransGirlGaming When that happens they will try to burn it

[@OhioUltimate979]

⁠@@kiramacarov Emphasis on the try. This isn’t your average, everyday snow. This is advanced snow.

[@jthunderboldt]

@@TransGirlGaming id be more scared if it was speaking Finnish, but french/Canadian also works

[@TransGirlGaming]

@@jthunderboldt Canadians are walking genocide/war crimes when they need to be, they can be just as scary as the Finns

[@Zephyriia]

Canada is that one gentle baby that is actually a serial killer suppressed underneath

[@pc_buildyb0i935]

Considering the story of Vince Li, that makes sense

[@MarkBonneaux]

Don't ever mess with an old cowboy once they take their hat and/or glasses off Don't ever find out what happens when Canadians stop saying sorry

[@HerbaMachina]

As a Canadian, I can confirm this is us. We might be sweet and friendly on the surface, but fuck with us and don't be surprised what you find out.

[@foamyphantom]

@@HerbaMachina true

[@Windrake101]

So Canada is Sweet P then?

[@Justacanadian319]

As a candian, I COMPLETELY love all your videos about canada. It really makes me laugh. You are officially EH aproved. :)

[@framergod69]

as a Canadian you probably should know that the C should be a capital

[@Justacanadian319]

Oh yeah, sorry about that.

[@Mylecentvingt]

As a Quebecer I didn’t know we was like that xD

[@harrisonchr]

Agreed

[@Métisuncool]

As a Oil loving Albertan I have No idea what this comment is about

[@bullitt_gaming]

“I’m a-boat to stop saying sowrry.” Had me damn-near rolling. I’ve been told I apologise too much (and I tend to exaggerate the number of times I say “eh?” when I’m online with American friends - as a joke), and I do sometimes sound like I pronounce it a-boat (never a-boot, though). I also love the hockey keeps us distracted part 😂😂🤣🤣

[@jafsrob]

the word ive noticed myself having the strongest canadian accent on is "car" i pronounce the a more akin to the a in "cat" when im not thinking about it.

[@bullitt_gaming]

@@jafsrob I’ve heard that from a neighbour, too. We are a different breed, eh? 🤣😂

[@STNeish]

As a Canadian, I love the grudging respect and actual FEAR.

[@shryko]

Our military... has a history. And earns a LOT of respect. We have always had shit equipment, and yet...

[@rh906]

@@shryko When you want minced human meat, send in the Maples.

[@wardog2561]

As a pro USA all the way individual I can fully say.....game recognizes game.... your guys are the reason the Marines fight with a handicap everytime....thats saying something...

[@VoidShrgn]

Listen, when you're the reason there's so many articles in the Geneva Conventions...just do your own thing 😅

[@frzferdinand72]

The respect ain't grudging, it's "oh my god coolest neighbors ever"

[@D0ugDimmadome]

Canada in world peace times: Oh, im sorry, let me help you. Canada, when the world is at war: Oh you'll be sorry

[@duke6965]

They are pretty much the only country who during ww2 were known to prefer bludgeoning and mauling nazis rather than shooting them

[@karenwilliams8963]

There's a reason why The Wolverine was a Canadian.

[@DembaiVT]

And Deadpool

[@namelesscompadre4095]

"Alaska, we have a plan for Canada. Annex. Now prepare for a violently bloody conflict in Anchorage." ".... the fuck"

[@turnip5359]

Hehe fallout reference

[@weroleoify]

Canada: "... Im turning it from a convention to a checklist"

[@kcatana_5683]

"shit we can't do that??"

[@driftwolf]

Dark! Just like my maple syrup. I like it.

[@buffchicken8201]

UNDERRATED COMMENT AS A CANADIAN

[@yoholup19]

More like they'll invent new ones

[@takeoffeh9576]

​@@yoholup19it's not a war crime if it's the first time! 😅

[@chaddusmaximus4938]

I love it when the Commonwealth nations agree that Canada is their most unhinged sibling.

[@rexex345]

TBF when you have a nation that is half and half between us and the French, that's 700 years of bitter, bitter hatred mixed with cold weather and chained up with politeness, when the chains break, the resulting wave of violence is something that makes the entirety of the world shudder.

[@t26e3pershingtank]

​@@rexex345considering that the first half of the Geneva convention was just a laundry list of things that Canadians have done I am not surprised at all 😂

[@Doom-rv4go]

And pair it with the Australians “she’ll be right” altitude for example the scrap iron flotilla and the waltz into a German camp to get a souvenir that was a tiger tank Yea be careful

[@nancy.dave.williams]

Because until the 70’s, surviving the winter was still a thing here.

[@NicholasJScott]

to be fair, We canadians are unhinged as fuck. Like in WW1 we fought so hard Britain realized IF we wanted independence WE WOULD HAVE IT! and In WW2 we decided "world war 1 was impressive..but world war 2 we have one person you lot don't have..GO GET EM LEO!!" and thats when a Scout a FUCKING SCOUT! Took a town all by himself! Canada is basically that one sibling who you never expect to fight expect..he goes hard!

[@almightyking7170]

Saw a Canadian kid beat the living shit out of another kid, all he said was, you should’ve said sorry (beats kid ass) then walks away crying saying “I’m sorry”.

[@Larken42]

Little buddy knew, in the end, it wasn’t a fair fight.

[@benkurdi8199]

He immediately went to Tim's afterwards I already know. The timbits make the pain go away.

[@deeznutz3712]

Shiet, i feel sorry for the non canadian kid. The kid got no chance.

[@F-22.]

Canadians have 2 modes 1st is being very polite 2nd is being your worst nightmare

[@Larken42]

@@F-22. look at our preferred sport; hockey. Two teams of objectively friends will go from cheeky banter, to gladiatorial combat, and back again, for sixty minutes. To then go and have a beer about it. And our secret national sports, lacrosse, was literally war games for the First Nation peoples.

[@mudpie6927]

Describing Scotland as a hat is a total mood right there

[@Kevlar_soul]

Beware the anger of the quiet man. Canada has always punched above their weight. Best not to piss them off

[@StAjoraGames]

NONSENSE POOPYPANTS! As long as we aren't the ones doing it, let it rip and watch the show. MFs gonna learn not to mess with Canada.

[@heavystalin2419]

Unless it's hockey, they just suck

[@Ticklethapicklealil]

@@heavystalin2419 all the best hockey teams are led by Canadian Players.

[@heavystalin2419]

@@Ticklethapicklealil And WHC, due to a 20-year non-USSR period. AND no players to have 10 Championship wins. Canada seems to only club baby seals.

[@randydube1423]

You do realize that Russians are good at hockey because of a Canadian.

[@tsunami729]

“I’m about to stop being sorry.” Never heard words more scarier than that

[@legrosgrizzly1092]

And it's just the beginning.🙂

[@DeflatedMeatball]

it said "stop saying sorry" Jesus christ it was literally directly on the screen typed out for you and you still can't quote it properly? lmao

[@YouTubeIsSeriouslyMessedUp]

Canadians are nice russians without the alchohol and some of the crazy shit russians got in siberia

[@dillweeddillweed3692]

"I'm aboot to stop saying sorey" Those are serious words for a Canadian.

[@dylanlemieux3519]

You didn't say it right Its "a-boat" to stop sayin sorry

[@nickjanssen2275]

Canada:I’m about to stop saying sorry Germany:praying it’s not their fault

[@QuietProtector]

I mean it when I say I laughed out loud

[@-E-s-o]

i dont think germany would be scared

[@jacobarmstrong9227]

​@@-E-s-o they weren't when Canada entered WWII in 1939. Hitler even mocked them and called them French failures. Hitlers asshole got severely tight once he betrayed the Russians and invaded the Soviet Union in June of 1941, then proceeded to prolapse after the USA announced its entry later that year after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

[@Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen]

​@@-E-s-o ooohhhh you'd be surprised what we did to em during the wars. (I am Canadian) them and China

[@TheChill001]

@@Zufallige.Eidechse.auf.Felsen if only the brits didn't claim most of those facts as their own xD

[@parkerosborn8474]

When Canada starts to get annoyed: U.S.: Hey, I heard that Russia said he hates hockey. Russia: Well, fuck. Alaska: Holy fucking shit.

[@aisnice7421]

Russian dont hate hockey

[@Dr.Kryptanical]

@@aisnice7421 I think they mean the country (as in government) not necessary it's people!

[@connorb8464]

Or maybe “I heard Russia says they’re better than you at hockey” that would probably piss them off even more.

[@aisnice7421]

@@Dr.Kryptanical no one hate hockey in Russia. I live in small town with 15 000 people, and we have 3 hockey stadiums, i personally live close to one.

[@aisnice7421]

@@connorb8464 yeap, that's more like it

[@yeetsaspizzas3921]

Everybody gangsta till Canada stop apologizing

[@raymondcroteau]

UN: "Canada has stopped being polite." Germany: "I SURRENDER!!!" UN: "You're... Currently allies with Canada." Germany: "WE FUCKING KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO! WE FUCKING SURRENDER RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! AND SO WILL YOU IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

[@RiddleAnim]

@@raymondcroteau The Canadian Corps moved as a single force in WWI. Combined with Canada's effectiveness with artillery,gas,and trench assaults,it's why Germany coined the term Sturmtruppen. Come WWII,Nazi forces came to dread the arrival of Canadian units on a front. Same for Australian units. And if *both* arrived on a front,then morale took a jet-assisted swan dive into the shitter.

[@tzvikrasner6073]

@@RiddleAnim And Easy Company thought they were badasses

[@elianimationgames1327]

I remember hearing that Canada got a page of things that you can’t do in war because of what they did to ww1 and 2 pows

[@RiddleAnim]

@@elianimationgames1327 Most of the Geneva Conventions can be summarized as, "You see that thing that Canada did? *DON'T."*

[@NorthWood460]

I didn't see this till the day before the NHL playoffs and I was going "Hold up now"😂

[@jacksonv5013]

I am an American that plays hockey with a pure breed Canadian friend on the same team, and all I will say the second someone hit one of our teammates, well, they stopped playing in that game.

[@rebelsoldier6133]

yeah, you go to a fight and a small hockey game breaks out absolute amazing

[@DembaiVT]

Yeah. It do be like that.

[@DarkRubberDucky]

Canada: I'm here to drink Timmy's and kick ass. And I'm all outta Timmy's.

[@jennifergarrett1449]

well, we also have that inate ability to apologize while simultaneously ripping out your spine. Did you know that the 3 of top 5 snipers in the world are Canadian? And yes, we are #1. For a moment, examine what kind of things we do in our free time, that produce the worlds best.

[@Andriig75]

​@jennifergarrett1449 you forgot to apologize 😬

[@ilyarepin1640]

Timmy’s has become Singh Hortons now

[@LunarLove-ry3vl]

WE'RE OUT OF TIMMY'S?!?!?

[@royalanempire2965]

Timmy!!!

[@elirewasout]

I think people don't realise that our kindness tends to be mostly out of being polite. Yes, many of us are kind regardless because it just feels good to see others smile, but many people aren't that way and though not many people outside of our country know it, our history is painted with blood.

[@Fulaingt]

Yes so we all saw in both world wars, you even used your politeness to your advantage, throwing better rations to the Germans, and then grenades after a few months. Pissing off a Canadian is a bad idea

[@BlackEpyon]

Why do you think our hockey games always break out into a fight? We have to vent that shit!

[@YourLocalHistorian]

This comment is oddly terrifying

[@elirewasout]

@@YourLocalHistorian yeah now that I think of it is definitely is.

[@clonechoopa31]

I mean, out of every country in WWII our Canadian history is rather vague and unrecorded, for all we know; we were most likely the reason flashbangs and tasers were invented with how many times our troops went into urban warfare. I mean... we are basically the nation-wide equivalent to the quiet kid in the back of the class that softly says AK when asked what comes before 47 and then immediately apologize for the dark humour.

[@4kVenRec]

Fun fact Canada is the highest contributions of things listed on genva convention. Plus they have the most elite sniper units and hold world records. Plus they had the first special forces.

[@codysinclair2171]

It was created after what the rest of the countries saw what we did in ww1, but yes you are correct. As a CAD i'm proud of it

[@4kVenRec]

@@codysinclair2171 I'd be scared if they join another war! What will they add to list of things!

[@codysinclair2171]

@@4kVenRec probably not a whole lot. But we can always try for new stuff to add

[@rayduncan2406]

@@4kVenRec glad you ask, so I was thinking, you know those big ass gasoline powered agricultural drones, so with some kind of grabbing system eh, falls on the enemy, grab one, flies away with him real high and drop him on other enemies, I'm sure we can have good targetting capabilities with a guy from high enough to hit another guy and get 2 counts, math nerds, gamers and wrench monkeys are gonna love it, what do you think?

[@RealMothman98]

The most American aspect of this is that New Zealand got left out on saying "Shit" with the rest of the Anglosphere.

[@tjfreckles1995]

Almost like NZs impact is small on almost any international stage

[@clawzdayz980]

They are aligned with the chinese NZ is lost and possibly traitors

[@dr.g6105]

Who?

[@deadmeme8011]

Who?

[@theoneblock7107]

Who?

[@michaelburgess6004]

This deserves so much more attention than it's getting. 10/10

[@AlphaJulietBravo1]

What does? I’m seeing nothing

[@LBCB94025]

yeah, what happened??

[@UrBoiiMunchy]

“Successful war criminal on one side” goddamn😂😂”The British fought for honour and the Canadians for souvenirs”

[@coywolfproductions7056]

Why does that sound like a line from the fat electrician

[@ceeno9042]

From the stories my great grandfather passed down? Dangerously accurate

[@EVER_PRINCE]

We’re not sorry

[@lewisw3436]

Who/what are you quoting there? Sounds interesting. War of 1812? World wars?

[@LeonardoTheMage]

@@lewisw3436 Not sure if it's a quote, but I'm pretty sure he's referencing the fact the Germans were scared shitless of Canadians in both world wars because we were always the expendable and merciless attack dogs stuck at the front of large scale offenses and routinely did sh!t that would've put any central power/axis officer or official in front of a war crime tribunal. Cutting throats in the night, mixing bombs in with cans of food thrown into the enemy's trench, Kitchener's wood, that one time we burned down an entire town in Holland and killed/dehomed a bunch of Dutch civilians because we merely suspected there was a single sniper being sheltered somewhere in there, the list is surprisingly long.

[@PamelaTeel]

"I am about to stop saying sorry." You know, it's a worldwide problem when that happens.

[@darklink-ih3hc]

Canada: "im about to stop sayin sorry" Everyone: "shit..." Russia: "why do i hear boss music?"

[@Jon_the_Wizard]

That’s not boss music you’re hearing, Russkie. That’s FINAL BOSS MUSIC.

[@darklink-ih3hc]

@@Jon_the_Wizard UH OH

[@SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fy]

@@darklink-ih3hcRUSSIA: BUT…BUT… IM ONLY A ROOK--- *russia looking up to see the final boss (Canada) standing there* Russia and its allies: I bring a message from the dawn of time… RUN!!!

[@Exelixi98]

Said final boss music, Oh Canada

[@janedelhoff8201]

​@@SHADOWDRIFTER-nk1fyyou mean secret boss music

[@marshallhutzler5940]

Canadians: are super polite and always sorry The world: ah, how cute canada Canadians: stop saying sorry The world: chuckles... im in danger

[@Sodapop-rd5ku]

Everyone who has seen them play hockey knows thats a lie They can be most scariest people in history lol

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Canadians aren't "super polite". You people just think they are because when you run across a rude Canadian you automatically assume it's an American.

[@jemman2906]

Last time they didn't say sorry they were commiting warcrimes.

[@gidi3250]

​@@jemman2906 they laughed and the us got the blame, from what I recall it was about the coalition treating Iraqi prisoners like dogs and beating them.

[@ShiftersMidnightsun]

​@Jimmy Moreau the last time they stopped saying sorry the white house burned lol

[@FreemindRicochet]

Canada: “I’m not sorry” John Wick: “…..aww fuck.”

[@Vertutame]

well keanu is canadian and that's why.

[@Adamant1993]

​​@@Vertutame Adopted, his step father is Canadian, but yes, he considers himself Canadian and he spent a great deal of his life here, but he's actually from Hawaii, hence the name Keanu. But Dwayne Johnson is also half Canadian, his father is from here.

[@Adamant1993]

Canadians are ranked as the greatest MMA fighters on Earth in a general sense., and to put things into perceptive. Imagine growing up in a country so close to the US with such strict gun laws, how do you think we defend ourselves? Fists and melee weapons, like we did in the trenches of WWI. Beating you into submission is sort of a Canadian trademark 😂

[@Tenarac]

@@Adamant1993 Elon musk is half Canadian too

[@Vernich762]

Everybody gangsta till John starts running for the border

[@leahmcnaughton5143]

As a Canadian this is just like finding out your parent was in a biker gang or something it's kinda cool. 😅

[@cg_bones]

Canada is bout add an entire section to the Geneva convention again

[@johna6352]

Are "weaponizing Canadian Geese" or "trained battle moose" on the Geneva Suggestions list yet?

[@highendservicesbarrieont8347]

​@@johna6352..and the battle beavers

[@potaterjim]

"Pffft, they're just Canada, what's the worst that could happen?" "Bro we had to call in admin powers to stop them the last time"

[@avroarchitect1793]

New things were added to the Geneva conventions and laws of war because of Canada.

[@nuru666]

@@avroarchitect1793 That we're not proud of.

[@avroarchitect1793]

@@nuru666 on the contrary, its what allowed us to win. We followed the rules and got creative. Its also part of what keeps us safe now. Even when you win a fight with Canada its going to be vicious and hurt you deeper than you want to be hurt.

[@laughs150]

I know a few gamers with hacks and they're all Canadian. So its a good reference, your comment.

[@OriginalUnjustifier]

​​@@nuru666 Speak for yourself. Getting a new rule added to the rulebook is a badge of honor...especially after I read about 'how' the "war crime Olympics" got started. Don't fuck around and stab enemy combatants in the back after they surrendered if you don't wanna find out. We'll play nice if you do, but if you take the gloves off...they're *off!*

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

I paused at "I'm aboat to stop saying soory"... I haven't watched the rest of the video yet... and Canada sent chills down my back... I know EXACTLY what was said... and I'm worried.

[@carbonwolf3865]

Anyone hear from coast toasty recently?

[@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy]

@@carbonwolf3865 Well I wouldn't need to respond unless someone replied or something.

[@foamer443]

Well we just kicked the Chinese management out a bank they created here in the land of the BIG C.

[@tea-sus8722]

America: "I fear no man, but that... thing..." *looks at canada* "...it scares me."

[@jafsrob]

we control a large chunk of their oil supply :)

[@candaistopor1114]

Crazy thing about us Canadians, we honestly are super nice and friendly.... Until that friendliness is taken advantage of and well let's just say historians were so shocked they decided it was best not to document them. ❤🇨🇦

[@itsthecanadianking]

Don't even talk about wartimes man we're genuinely the worst

[@letzgetcheezy8955]

Yall practically wrote the "do not do" portion of the Geneva convention 🤣🤣🤣

[@Shiroi_Neko15]

​@@letzgetcheezy8955you mean the Geneva suggestions?😂

[@paragonca9736]

The Geneva Bucket List ​@@letzgetcheezy8955

[@jeffcolar7901]

Vandoos!!!

[@buffchicken8201]

The comments on this video has had me smiling and cackling. Y'all are great 😂 From, a dear canadian 🇨🇦

[@c3r3s-solarballs]

As another Canadian, this also happened to me.

[@Type_blazenil]

As a Canadian I can confirm the either we're sorry or everyone else is.

[@Jessidafennecfox]

Us New Yorkers pretty much respect Canadian uncle.

[@wilsonmorales7842]

Agreed

[@PaulKulha]

Bro made a full-blown channel off of countries with eyes

[@kjellwyouell3066]

This is why we are naturally scared of the quiet places suddenly going, "You went too far..." We all turn into children.

[@keeranimal8]

American here…we really don’t need Canada getting all pissed off and “not sorry.” I’ve seen them in battle…just trust me, we really wanna keep ‘em happy…

[@spencerchappell6341]

There's a reason we're peacekeepers now, and why the USA wants us to stay in NATO, even if our defense spending is low; it's because we're the psycho on a short leash. Oh sure, we're all friendly when we're restrained, but we're just waiting for the day the leash comes off and we're given free reign again.

[@moviemaker2011z]

They ain't that scary bro. Considering that they are quite tame to the things other countries have done I don't see Canada being a big threat to anyone.

[@therealdaemion9094]

@@moviemaker2011z school systems thought this too, until columbine. fear the quiet and happys, they have the greatest rage hidden away.

[@moviemaker2011z]

@TheRealDaemion I mean, columbine was a man attacking u suspecting innocent people with no possible way to know what was going on or how to defend themselves. Canada has unarmed civilians, a very neutral military, and an abundance of moose... also, from what I have seen from Canada, Justin Castro Jr. Likes to run his mouth and make threats more than he likes to take actual action. I will start fearing Canada when they start making threats of nuclear war.

[@GingerVen93]

@@moviemaker2011z they’ve burnt down the white house once before, Canadians don’t fuck around bro lol. They’re Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

[@hunt4life511]

Hi Canadian here This shit is amazing! “Incompetent war criminal to my left and Successful war criminal to my right” had me dying!

[@angelacooper8973]

Yeah Russia wouldn’t stand a chance if Canada and America came together to curbstomp them. We won the Cold War and Canadians will smile in your face while pushing in the knife

[@christoboy1000]

Still trying to get what warcrimes we commited lol

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

@@christoboy1000 letting trudeau be prime minister

[@Germancamel]

@@christoboy1000 search up Canadians in ww1 and 2. We were the most feared and brutal troops in the entire war

[@BotulinSpikedMarzipan]

​@@Germancameldamn

[@kottyisgood1077]

*when the nice friend shows their gym scars*

[@timbrwolf1121]

Germany is just hyperventilating in a corner singing german nursery rhymes

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

Ze wheels on ze tänk go r'und undt r'und....

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

Can confirm 🇩🇪

[@goose6.070]

"Scheiße ze Canadians are angry! Hans get ze pointy helmets"

[@voltbolt2316]

Bro canada committed way too many atrocities against germany in just 1st world war so it makes sense

[@timbrwolf1121]

@@voltbolt2316 every nation involved committed atrocities in world War 1

[@mr.xernorus4026]

Canada be like, time to update the Geneva suggestion list.

[@kathleen1685]

They are only suggestions. 😂

[@jafsrob]

Geneva checklist* fixed it

[@williamcote4208]

For those wondering why Alaska said “Successful War Criminal” for Canada: let’s just say that there is a reason why the PoW part of the Geneva Convention was rewritten after WW1. There is also that time when we, knowing that German WW1 ration SUCKED, threw some of our rations on No man’s land near there trenches, so they would go a grab them, for a couple of times… only the last time it wasn’t food, it was grenades and the Germans went to them thinking it was food.

[@AConsolePlayer]

Please tell me more, I honestly don't remember any school history lessons about Canadians being dangerous The key word is remember, I'm not uneducated, just forgetful

[@Xyler94]

​@@AConsolePlayer Canadian troops in WW1 were known as Stormtroopers by the German troops. Canada (alongside some British) was the only country to break through Vimy Ridge, and Vimy Ridge was gifted to Canada by France for that reason... And Hitler apparently ordered his troops to keep Vimy Ridge unharmed because of the brutality of Canadian troops...

[@Adamant1993]

​@@Xyler94 shocktroopers* but you are correct

[@Adamant1993]

​@@Xyler94 We also made the US military look like a bunch of incompentent, poorly trained idiots in WWII when selecting who would serve with the Devil's Brigade as the first North American Special Forces Unit.

[@chazo1367]

@@AConsolePlayermassive stack of the war crimes book was filled because of the shit they did. They beat on Germans like an abusive step father.

[@sistersamich2075]

I actually love the script of this, the delivery is funny.

[@GhettoJohnWick]

And here, I thought Canada was mostly harmless. Turns out they're one of the groups you don't wanna piss off. Entertainment and knowledge in one fell swoop, good job bro bro.👍🏾

[@avroarchitect1793]

Its the country with the closest thing to a perfect military victory record. The US has more recorded losses.

[@GhettoJohnWick]

@@D._Eath oh, I like that one.

[@absboodoo]

We aren’t harmless, we are peaceful.

[@richardovercast2258]

The Canadian Military used to clear buildings by going room to room throwing grenades until nobody was left moving. Thats where the war crimes joke is coming from.

[@clonechoopa31]

Never mistake peaceful and polite for harmless and weak, there is a difference.