Candy Land, BUT SOMEHOW WORSE

[@NoRollsBarred]

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[@riolufistofmight]

Isn't it, like, the beginning of December? Thanksgiving JUST happened.

[@naplockblubba5369]

@@riolufistofmight For some people, it's Christmas the second Halloween is over.

[@rosheafan]

Chutes and Ladders, but when you land on the same tile as someone else, you send them to the start, and you have to roll a 6 to get on the board. Edit: This is best with at least 5 players

[@morganrippke7413]

I mean, this felt like an excuse to drink a bottle of sherry. Recommendation though for the rules? Should have made the guess hit the nearby 2 colors (i.e. a guess of blue would make you move if the card is blue, green or purple). You drink if you don't move, but if you guess right your opponent drinks instead. For extra drinking: Candy cards make both players drink (but no one moves), and if you draw a double, it's a double shot.

[@gameshock2916]

Are you still going to be playing Monopoly five times in a row? If you are, then bring everyone in to play it with you as punishment for making you lose.

[@cinderblockstudios]

"They're playing candyland." "Who's winning?" The sherry is winning.

[@chrismarco17]

“Whose losing?” Their livers

[@yoanagenova6233]

10:23

[@jamesnugent2213]

Sullivan Beau Brown, the man who somehow managed to place third in a two-player game with the most correct guesses. Iconic.

[@trevandraper237]

This is the best way to sum up the events of this episode

[@QNRArsenal]

That entire spell of first mocking Terri, Sullivan smacking the character across the room, then Terri mocking them, only to guess right, is genuinely the funniest moment in NRB history. Completely unmitigated chaos, I love it

[@Tessothemorning]

Adam genuinely looks like he's unable to breathe, briefly. It's such a wonderfully happy, unabashedly joyful moment. It's pure NRB to me. Love it.

[@sonoda944]

Terri literally said "skill issue"

[@nekrugderzweite8298]

😂😂😂😂

[@redcg6578]

I’m literally crying 😂😂😂😭😭😭 the greatest moment in House Rules history!!!

[@olivercoulthard5468]

That whole section was incredible

[@supportive_rat]

sully managing to not only lose, but get THIRD place in a two-player game of candy land, is the most fitting conclusion to the year

[@boostbeetle]

This is the best comment.

[@Botboy1200]

Skill issue.

[@johnmunoz-crabb8393]

And with the most correct guesses too!

[@blakksheep736]

You know you've fucked up when you come third in a two player game.

[@blakksheep736]

@@rigdigwus don't read the comment section until the vid's over then.

[@GourmetBurrito]

I'd want a version of this where one person looks at the card and says a colour and the other person has to state whether the first player was lying or not to advance

[@aidenpearce6624]

This version would have actually made sense...

[@Bman32x]

😂😂😂 would love to watch that. That literally puts in rules that Adam actually likes on board games.

[@paulharries9558]

Coupdyland.

[@danatronics9039]

Sherriff of Candyham

[@Bob-cc9of]

Candy poker

[@Isrialith]

Terri getting one single guess the entire game and still beating Sully is the kind of content that makes me love this channel.

[@leonardovelasco5625]

14:50 for your viewing pleasure hahaha

[@johnwalsh7648]

She did it twice first got purple then orange

[@13redlion13]

@@johnwalsh7648 the purple wasn't a guess though. it was just a random "oh i would have said purple" after purple was revealed

[@beane10]

Taking the piss outta Terri for her to then guess yellow and get the first correct one was brilliant content. These 2 together are absolute class.

[@micahnewby7964]

And it was her _only_ correct guess so she got to both have her moment and be right in it with them. And she beat Sully 🤣

[@kylebuckley3097]

I had genuine tears of laughter at that moment. The best and worst game yet

[@ojrmk1]

Sully throwing a LITERAL temper tantrum like a toddler - a giant, hairy, drunk toddler - was magnificent.

[@totz_the_plaid9625]

@@micahnewby7964 One thing Ashens and Sully have in common: coming in third out of two players in a board game.

[@HopeAuq]

These 3* Terri too

[@ItsSansom]

The Classic Tale of Christmas Tim: One day there was a little boy called Christmas Tim. Christmas Tim was dying of cancer, but one day he found a cure for cancer. But he squandered it. WHY CHRISTMAS TIM, DID YOU SQUANDER THIS CURE FOR CANCER? Well there's a good reason for that and it is this: I was drunk and gave the cure for one of the cancers to my dearest pet, and he ate it. The End

[@Jamjamsart]

this needs to be a top comment.

[@luka_8]

Thanks for writing this out, should be at the very top

[@ob2kenobi388]

RIP Christmas Tim 🙏 Liek if u cry every Tim 👇

[@illuvius32]

So many unanswered questions. I need to know more!!!

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

​@@ob2kenobi388Rip cancer sufferers other than idiot tim

[@redben1252]

Alternate title: Terri tries to stop Adam from winning by making him and Sully so drunk that they think she's part of the cast

[@Botboy1200]

Can’t win if you die of alcohol poisoning.

[@N12015]

SHE ISN'T?!

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

"these 2 guys are playing candyland dad" "whos winning?" "the camera person"

[@blandsalsa8796]

The way I SCREAMED when Teri guessed it correctly. She's really the most powerful being here at No Rolls Barred

[@blakksheep736]

It's the Frenchness. She must be stopped.

[@ender_expert1391]

She is the camerawoman

[@rsyvbh]

​@@ender_expert1391camera operator never dies

[@kirby4435]

who knew an entire bottle of Sherry was what was needed to create the greatest christmas story of all time

[@emilyrln]

The greatest Christmas story of all Tim 😂

[@arielc7730]

Charles Dickens? :3

[@bigjohnsworld]

I have never laughed harder in the 2 years of this channel than when Sullivan flipped over that card and it was yellow. My god my chest hurts.

[@erenspace9628]

same 😭 it sent me into a coughing fit

[@SievertSchreiber]

Same 😂

[@taylor3950]

I laughed harder at this video than any video (on any channel!) in months. This was a masterpiece of stupidity

[@squattingnevil]

I've just watched 2 grown men literally doing nothing but turn over cards and getting pissed........and it was wonderful 🤣

[@MIIRBH]

Best house rules episode

[@evdweide]

This series is just an excuse to get hammered on camera, right? Please, don't stop this hilarity.

[@MrSkerpentine]

They’re trying to plant subliminal messaging to propose an official Board Game Club / Beer And Board Games crossover special lol

[@piperformerlycassette]

@@MrSkerpentine I wish. Matt and Aaron would never come to a board game pub in London, and Adam and Sully would never come to...a...Midwestern...apartment? I just feel like Adam and Sully are successful but not that successful.

[@BennyCo.Skateboard]

Hopefully Adam can handle the booze on this channel.

[@nichill86]

If that's the case may I suggest Shots and ladders? Where you take a shot every row(multi shots for ladders)

[@nichill86]

If that's the case may I suggest Shots and ladders? Where you take a shot every row(multi shots for ladders)

[@NicolaiParsons]

It may not have improved Candyland for Adam and Sully, but my goodness, I had no idea Candyland was such a wonderful spectator sport.

[@lukabearry1826]

the sheer SPEED in which they got drunk off their ass had me bawling from laughter, 12:06 was the first true sign of how batshit amazing this episode would be 🤣

[@lukabearry1826]

but also, jesus christ I pray for their livers, hilarity was had but holy hell I really hope they never do anything like this again out of their own safety

[@lenikalopez9531]

10:23 had me crying

[@hannah2729]

i think it takes about 10 minutes for alcohol to hit your system so that fits perfectly

[@lynxerax7011]

@@lukabearry1826 They do this rarely enough for me to think they'll be fine, they are also adults? So i hope they know their limit between just being drunk as shit or taking it too far.

[@paulharries9558]

Sherry isn't meant to consumed at that rate. RIP Adam and Sullivan, who gave their lives so we could laugh.😔

[@IsaacMayerCreativeWorks]

The complete story from 37:17 - One day there was a little boy called Christmas Tim. Christmas Tim was dying of cancer, but one day he found a cure for cancer! But he squandered it. “Why, Christmas Tim, did you squander this cure for cancer?” “Well, there’s a good reason for that, and it is this: I was drunk, and gave the cure for one of the cancers to my dearest pet and he ate it.” The end.

[@WriteWhatISee]

19:50 , Sullys drunk call to Adams mom demanding she not get him Christmas gifts killed me 😂😂

[@hillrp1]

Assuming there were no cards missing from the deck, they made 92 guesses and between them got 4 correct. The odds are not quite the 1 in 7 that they stated as there are fewer of the candy squares than there are of the colour cards, but I'll use that as it's neater than the 10/66 of the actual odds when guessing a colour and 1/66 when guessing a candy. Based on that, the expected number of correct guesses was 13.14. They guessed at less than 1 third the mathematical average. The odds of doing that poorly or worse is 0.2% On average if 500 random pairs were playing, they would have had the fewest number of correct guesses as a pair

[@syedhasnainali8282]

that's insane

[@bluesweatshirts7113]

how do you calculate the odds of them doing that badly or worse without knowing the standard deviation of scores?

[@hillrp1]

@@bluesweatshirts7113 I just modelled it as a binomial distribution with the odds of success being 1/7 and the number of trials being the number of turns

[@CatOnACell]

Terry stacked the cards, Terri understands there brains well enough to know when they would stop guessing blue, Terri knew when they would have her guess, Terri sees all, Terri knows all, pray you don't anger the Terri.

[@CherryHotSauce]

terry or terri?

[@ykl1277]

alternate title: Adam and Sullivan sharing a bottle of Sherry and claiming as a tax expense

[@MKisFeelinSpicy]

Teri guessing yellow is one of the best NRB moments ever! Hahaha

[@MaybeAnnatar]

Some fun facts! In the Battleshots episode they consumed just under 30 shots of alcohol together. In this video however they hit that by 20:15 and had individually consumed a similar amount with 30 shots each by 35:22 In total the boys drank 35 shots a piece.

[@AmyCatt]

Thank you so much for counting this!

[@BigCrashNoSmash]

Taking into account these shots we ALL topped off, unlike Battleships, and those numbers are even more concerning.

[@MaybeAnnatar]

​@@BigCrashNoSmash FWIW I accounted for that! IIRC I counted shots in Battleshots as half shots.

[@therubylemur]

I just about died laughing at “Christmas Tim”

[@RubyRoks]

@@Pepepepesjdje Cancer? Nothing. Two blokes attempting to tell a story one word at a time while blitzed? A lot. Live a little Sincerely, Someone who nearly lost their father to cancer

[@RubyRoks]

@@Pepepepesjdje Sorry to hear about your family's history with Cancer. I hope your dad fights it as best as he can. However as you said "Just because you like it doesn't mean i have to", the flipside if that is true as well. Just because it's upsetting to you doesn't mean others can't enjoy it. Cancer is a thing that happens. A human inevitably. It'd be a very different story if they had made a joke about nuclear war, for example.

[@NosebleeddeGroselha]

See, if Christmas Tim haven’t squandered the cure for cancer, all this arguing wouldn’t be happening.

[@RubyRoks]

@@Pepepepesjdje "A nuclear war has never happened" Yeah, tell that to the Japanese, bud.

[@RubyRoks]

@@Pepepepesjdje Nuclear bombs dropped in a war makes it nuclear war. That's how words work

[@prettypancakes2359]

I must leave a time stamp for 37:21 because it’s a glorious beautiful Christmas story and it brought a tear to my eye

[@iwantmybed3090]

the ballad of christmas tim did actually make me cry of laughter, absolutely glorious holy shit

[@gmCriva]

@@iwantmybed3090 Classic Christmas Tim

[@nagitoad]

It was hilarious but a close second to that amazing Christmas story is [Enter Title Here] I think we all of this amazing story so why don't we all tell it I'll start Once

[@prettypancakes2359]

@@nagitoad Upon

[@nagitoad]

@@prettypancakes2359 a

[@Nika-xm7xf]

Petition for Teri to compete in the next LOTB tournament. Her luck is insane, and I kinda wanna see how that translates into different games

[@lynxerax7011]

Teri has explained she doesn't feel comfortable at all in front of the camera. She's hilarious and genius off camera, but she's said she wouldn't want to do it on screen. And it would be worse if she didn't feel comfortable doing it. Otherwise, yeah, i think something like this would have happened a long time ago

[@martinteece8983]

Always would love Terri to join a game, but we can make a giant nrb mask or alike fir her so she can get confident

[@sarge1408]

Honestly I'd hope thst if she did, she would just stay out of frame. Basically just an offscreen boss, heh.

[@MeonLights]

@@lynxerax7011 I would love all of them to get around it by either having a "double" for Teri doing what she wants or even just having something silly like a hand puppet in her place. Having an off-camera Teri making choices for an on-camera thingy might just do the trick!

[@kazuichikazzie1567]

May I ask what LOTB stands for??

[@davidsinghaus6793]

They’re so “composed” at the beginning of this and the way they slowly slip more and more and more into madness and insanity is devilishly delightful! Well done, boys!

[@CommissarMitch]

Slowly?

[@rramer541]

A suggestion for the next House Rules: Play the game Sorry, except when landing on the other's pawn they can only bump it back to the start if their apology is eloquent and sincere enough to be accepted.

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

Needs more.

[@CZProtton]

@@NoThankUBeQuiet any time your pawn gets yeeted off the board, you drink a shot. But if the apology is not good enough, they drink a shot. Teri is the judge. The apologies are going to become more and more mental as they get pissed.

[@mattmills3035]

The one-word Christmas story from 37:16 onwards made me laugh so hard I was almost sick

[@minotaur470]

I genuinely had to check to make sure I didn't pop a vein in my neck after that part 😭

[@JerichotheSplendid]

The classic Christmas story of two grown men playing Candyland and slowly losing their minds. Teri Xmas.

[@oengus]

Teri guessing yellow on her first try was priceless. Teri the Trikster. You are the real winner of the episode

[@FlyingDominion]

First move at 14:50 Second move at 18:30 Third move at 33:10 (noise warning) Fourth move at 36:15 (noise warning) Final turns at 40:15

[@Southpaw-hk2gf]

You are a blessing

[@break_the_galaxy]

Thank you for your service legend

[@Belushibrotherfan64]

This comment should have been the description

[@Nick94956]

Okay, but can we talk about how the first "move" of the game is from someone who isn't playing and the next one isn't until 4 minutes later?

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

@@Nick94956and the third move isn't for 15 minutes

[@aceblaze2049]

Ok but can we talk about how amazing they are that they made an entertaining almost 45 minute video about a board game, candy land of all things, and pretty much only had 4 actual turns where someone moved?

[@aanshuk]

14:52 Teri egging them on, and then getting it right at 15:12 is so funny!

[@Alwayz114]

I kept hoping it would cut to one of the post- game interviews where the players describe the state of the game, but it's just them passed out drunk on the floor

[@DawnofRoxas101]

I love that Sully feeds off whatever energy Adam gives off then matches him

[@MultiKarmacharger]

Looking at the description and seeing "DRINK RESPONSIBLY THIS CHRISTMAS" made me immediately know this is going to be a good one. Hopefully the upcoming hangover doesn't hit too bad!

[@barthvader4316]

Man, I can’t believe Adam agreed to play Candy Land.

[@musicalnerd5144]

What’s next Monopoly?

[@barthvader4316]

@@musicalnerd5144 lmao

[@ANTICENA571]

@@musicalnerd5144 Monopoly but you have to go into actual debt

[@HQofrandom]

@@ANTICENA571 Monopoly but the money is clothing that you have to rent

[@ReaperRedeemer2112]

@@musicalnerd5144 Monopoly but Adam has to put the ownership of NRB on the line.

[@GeekandGlory]

I knew it was going to happen. I was waiting for it to happen. "Blue." "Blue." "Blue!" "...Green." *card is blue.* The House Rules with Adam and Sully is my absolute favorite. I get such a joy at watching you two and this video his hilarious.

[@stevenbridges]

First time watching and after that incredible laugh I'm totally sold on this being quality content 😂

[@Ryhno999]

“This isn’t going to keep any viewers” *proceeds to be the best episode I have seen so far*

[@TheNeonParadox]

I'm only about 18 minutes in, but I want nothing more than for Terry to be the House Rules champion.

[@whambamduel]

I love how re-watchable this episode is. You know how it's gonna end, but the journey is worth it every time.

[@smittynumber1812]

15:10 is right up there with the Wild Bill Hiccup betrayal for one of my favorite moments on this channel

[@Redbikemaster]

"Obvious now, isn't it?" was so perfectly delivered 39:46

[@lukesborn844]

Terry calling out the yellow and getting it was great. How Adam and Sully lost it, priceless!! 😂😂😂

[@hluccaskywalker8329]

The fact that Teri got second place with only one turn is incredible

[@jamesmichael5378]

Terri with the yellow on her first go!! Legend!! ❤

[@TheKirbyT]

Candyland is how my parents found out I was colorblind. I mixed up the red and green squares.

[@xasz41]

Absolutely loving this series so far! If I may suggest an idea, an Operation drinking game one would be really funny, since it would be harder to be more precise as the game goes on.

[@CoriBeth01]

YES

[@Rhino1186]

They should do operation where they get a little shock for real if they touch the sides.

[@mattsisoler6125]

@@Rhino1186 you got your wish

[@EpicCrafterA333]

Sully drunkenly shouting 'it was the ice cream' is the content I live for.

[@zarajday]

33:15 This is the most excited anyone’s ever been playing Candyland

[@axecarver]

At the beginning, Sullivan: "I dont drink a lot." At the end he drinks and rages like a full blown alcoholic.

[@senpais]

"hey starboy what're you watching" oh i'm just watching two men despair over a children's board game, drinking heavily and being outsmarted by the french. the usual

[@BaconWrappedCupcake]

I love that there is always a point in these that it is no longer them against each other but them against Terry.

[@thebillboards]

im 28 seconds in and already crying laughing; im not sure how you guys do it but i love it

[@aricaine5024]

So when the episode started, I assumed that they were going to guess on the same card until one of them got it, thus ending their misery at some point. I was sorely mistaken.

[@clockworkgiant9070]

Wow, an object lesson in the gambler’s fallacy! How fun!

[@JVR10893]

The first sixteen minutes of this video is the most unintentionally well-crafted joke I’ve ever seen or heard.

[@rebekahglen279]

Terri correctly guessing yellow first time made me laugh so hard I nearly choked

[@Abi-td9lb]

Never have I been so personally victimized by looking at a shade of red and having my brain perceive it as a dark orange.

[@fourhand13]

This is like watching rats press a buzzer to give themselves electric shocks just to see if maybe, perhaps they'll get the treat this time

[@sundridicaprisun4394]

Jesus Christ the entertainment value of this series is pure gold. Just watched Communopoly and now this. It makes me laugh out loud

[@colemoore5007]

Sullivan’s third eye is slightly colorblind, but at least it’s consistent, he confuses blue/green and yellow/orange most often

[@st0rmforce]

I love how Sully is complaing about not moving at 5:59 Sweet summer child, you've barely tasted the sherry yet

[@stogrady]

Sullivan's 'I'm furious!' reaction when Teri guessed correctly was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. So good.

[@Amzzyyo]

They were knocking the drinks back so quickly, I started to feel drunk 10 minutes in haha

[@Kawabxl]

With Brandy, You could have recall it " Brandy land ".

[@surryan]

The speed this devolved into 2 drunk men being aggravated with their choices in life was a treat to watch!

[@sheliamonette539]

I love how they manage to turn an ordinary mundane game into one that you want to play. These two drunk makes the video even better! Great work to Teri for keeping the boys well stocked and on their tipsy toes. Merry Christmas guys to everyone at NRB and get on board!

[@Deathstorm501]

Two double blues in a row while neither of them guessed blue after guessing blue like 15 times killed me and burned my corpse

[@Bman32x]

I’ve been having a really shitty week at home and work. Other than my 2 sons being absolutely perfect at school, this video is the only thing that has brought me pure joy. I laughed so hard at this video it put me back in the holiday spirit for my boys.

[@Pyrish]

The way this should’ve been played (not that it should’ve been played at all) is to have you both guess for every card. Direct head-to-head competition for every flip. Do you guess the same answers and chase a tie? Do you guess differently and try to pull ahead? And only drink each time the other player guesses correctly. If you played this way with more players, and everyone was guessing different colors, you’d get more movement on the board, and still plenty of drinking for every correct guess.

[@eluceadtenebras9781]

The whole Teri scene from 14:52 onwards was simply amazing!

[@sharkbaitshay4513]

Am I the only one who kinda wants to see them do a house rules bingo game?? I’d loveeee to see how they manage to make it their own lol

[@savo6070]

Oh good lord these just get better and better, can't wait for the eventual "We play Chess but when our piece is taken we take shot's for its point value".

[@patrickgillespie5506]

The pure unfettered chaos of this episode with Christmas Tim thrown in for good measure. I cried from laughing 3 or 4 times!

[@theAstarrr]

There is a version where you draw multiple cards (say, 2 or 5) and choose which one to use each turn. So that does improve it and makes it at least a playable game with the smallest bit of strategy.

[@SamuelBoshier]

Terri's guess was the first time I've cried laughing at a youtube vid in years. Love this series, love this channel!

[@SamuelBoshier]

Oh the Christmas story my god, this is a classic

[@EDH10]

Sullivan: gives a fantastic rendition of the Chelsea theme Adam: *burps* 😂😂😂

[@snypergotya]

This may be my favorite episode ever. Not just house rules but all time NRB video! I was dying throughout the entire thing!

[@gyroscope915]

I love how drunk they are before they even made a single move or took a shot

[@darkener3210]

Watching you two play board games drunk has got to be one of the funniest things ever. An amazing christmas present, thank you

[@TheKatti5000]

Sully's laugh in the beginning scared my cat. Incredible.

[@Grimreaperer1]

The slow decent into madness as they get more and more sloshed is fantastic. Came from tiktok. Stayed for the despair! LOVE IT

[@Alucard-A-La-Carte]

Terri sniping it over her shoulder without looking was INCREDIBLE.

[@luigiscazzari4724]

I am truly concerned about their livers, but watching them losing it for 40 minutes straight is utterly entertaining. 😂

[@latewizard301]

Seeing these guys drunk is the best thing ever. Gotta love an actually funny ginger and a Jakob Schøyen Andersen impersonator getting drunk while playing a board game for toddlers.

[@kirby4435]

Adams laugh just gets better when he`s drunk, I didnt even know that was possible

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

I lost my absolute mind at the incredible performance by Teri. Truly in this game of skill she reigns supreme.

[@NicrophorusVesp]

I've had an insanely stressful day, so happy to see a new houserules to be able to settle back and relax. I found this channel through the guess who houserules episode and it's one of the highlights of my week

[@melincreeper997]

I was tempted to drink along with the video and did for half of it (tho not nearly the same way they were as I'm not comfortable taking a bunch of shots in quick succession lmao). Idk why but when they drew the ice cream for the first time I ended up almost choking since I had a drink right before they flipped it. Loved this episode so much as shown by the fact I'm commenting when I normally don't lol. Love to everyone at No Rolls Barred, and Happy Holidays to all.

[@cosmic_leif]

this was my first no rolls barred video. subbed liked shared and added to my funniest videos playlist.

[@HarleyCringe]

34:30 can we just admire this frame of Adam please ? pure madness

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

Watching these guys play Candy Land is like witnessing a masterclass in bad luck and good comedy. Even the cards can't believe they're not blue

[@ghillies3796]

No one in the history of human kind has, or will ever get so unbelievably ecstatic over moving three spaces in candy land

[@Meringuesnake]

When I used to play Candy Land we split the deck in two. Meaning our decisions had SOME impact. Never knew you weren’t supposed to do that.

[@MorbidFayde]

God I miss this duo, house rules will never be the same again

[@elijahjohnson677]

Did one of them leave?