Viral Kid Stunts | Quick D

[@DespicableDishwasher]

Captain Disillusion: "Love with your heart" Also Captain Disillusion: *vaporizes a child mid-hug*

[@ImADeity]

You were under the idea that he actually has love

[@veg411]

He says love with YOUR heart, not his.

[@kristyandesouza5980]

​​@@ImADeityyou can say he was disillusioned

[@scottthesmartape9151]

@@kristyandesouza5980 he is in an illusion

[@Durwood71]

But seriously, what parent hasn't wanted to vaporize their kids on occasion? Or... so I'm told.

[@birbinabasket]

"Holly's Digital Genome Whenever you're ready, D. ;D" what does this even imply

[@pootzeketzi1233]

Rainy Day Inside lol

[@ladzsn5314]

She wants the D Obviously Captain D, nothing else, totally.

[@araigumakiruno]

*Adult humor*

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

Well, it's for when D's D is rea-D

[@travelerfinder7840]

quick D

[@Nightenstaff]

Oh man... Holly is gonna be mega pissed. Or really happy. She's tough to judge sometimes.

[@isaacbailey3681]

Turns out "junior" survived and they share joint custody. I don't fully understand it either.

[@ebi_tempura]

@@isaacbailey3681 somebody needs to figure out this cannon

[@eddiemate]

Ebi_Tempura What do cannons have to do with the lore?

[@ebi_tempura]

@@eddiemate cannon refers to the official story

[@eddiemate]

Ebi_Tempura Ah, that’s canon. Similar spelling but important difference.

[@furpz]

CD: literally deletes a child CD: Maybe I should get into makeup tutorials.

[@CrizzyEyes]

There may be a joke about vapid women and abortions there... but maybe I'm reading too far into it.

[@derekw104]

@@CrizzyEyes it was a reference to how he paints his face for every video

[@AndGoatz04]

[Monika feels a slight off and doesn't know why, but is concerned]

[@fjlkagudpgo4884]

he really knows a thing or two about makeup

[@ECL1PXD]

Imagine doing the top part of his head

[@wolfyx100]

The real question is if that's actually his kid, or an actor

[@BlenderBeanie]

Yes

[@wolfyx100]

@@BlenderBeanie ok

[@kintarooe2736]

@@BlenderBeanie what u mean by that?

[@krisalis_]

@@kintarooe2736 maybe

[@baneofjustin]

It’s his kid. He and Holly are actually married Edit: I was mistaken.

[@theBarefoot]

Unboxings are where it's at. Try unboxing makeup. That's the ticket.

[@Sweemops]

dont forget the kitten in the background!

[@albo__7804]

+Logan Corbin And then get him to find this legit gambling website he has never heard of. you can pay money to win big!?!? 😜 😝😗😛😍😄☺XDD [Gone Wrong]

[@dragirby]

ASMR children unboxing makeup video reaction video.

[@2Cerealbox]

Top 10 Make-up Unboxing ASMR triggers (gone wild)

[@ThatBillmanGuy]

+nafti benzid needs more minecraft / five nights at Freddy's, and then he'd get *all* the views.

[@MitchellWiggs]

I always love some quick D, but honestly the longer D's are usually more satisfying.

[@clawhammr666]

Welll I can relate to this D as I am finishing eating a sandwich, mmm, good stuff.

[@Mythman-td5qm]

Lol

[@cooljunkproductions]

That's what D said

[@KillaSin515]

Its not the length of the D is the how good the D is.

[@Simplystimulating]

MITCHELL WIGGS smh

[@raccoononymous]

What's the deal with the color of Captain's Disillusion's kid? That's obviously a completely different shade of yellow.

[@WimsicleStranger]

It was Holly's kid.

[@arthurdent6256]

+WimsicleStranger That doesn't explain the jacket.

[@samuelperezgarcia]

Reread and try to get the joke next time. :)

[@grimbonkers4179]

why dou you call jackets "kids"? Oh right, for the racism!

[@WimsicleStranger]

Arthur Dent idk it just looks new. He's been using his for years.

[@DannyDoesGuitar]

It's 2019. I've recently discovered this guy. I can't stop watching his videos.

[@ahmed4363]

@Mr Serious ah i have come from 2019 and i need more videos

[@GamingStepByStep]

2020 right here, cant believe ive never seen him before

[@AngelicDirt]

The year is 2021. YT, you need a better algorithm. Anyone this in-love with truth and pop culture needs to be nurtured, not buried. :c

[@h3xon797]

2022 and all his videos are still great.

[@thegraysun5162]

are you still watching?

[@TheYoungSeth]

When Holly's kid hugged you it was so cute...

[@weirdredstone42]

and then he fucking killed him

[@doggydab3708]

It wasn’t her kid it was literally her as a child

[@chrisj403]

@@doggydab3708 No, that's a combination of captain D and Holly. That kid is also a boy

[@baneofjustin]

It is actually their child, the Captain is a lot older than he looks lmao

[@chrisj403]

@@baneofjustin How do you know? I looked it up and couldn't find anything on the matter

[@LixTetraxOfficial]

Did...did I just see Cap make a baby then abort it...? KZbin is weird man...

[@LRBeforeTheInternet]

Press #7 for abortion. :)

[@censor1934]

+ƁᴇғᴏʀᴇƮʜᴇļɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ F

[@ToddJonathan]

no you didnt...pregnancy wasnt involved...its murder

[@LixTetraxOfficial]

Todd Jonathan Ah okay

[@harmonyjones8035]

You see what you want to see, Nuke. I saw clever special effects by my ALL TIME FAVOURITE KZbinr. You saw political point scoring opportunity and, to me, that's very, very sad.

[@garyleigh]

Another great video. I really don't get why this channel is not more popular.

[@NathanBenedict45]

Too much salt. XD

[@garcemac]

Too much truth

[@CaptIronfoundersson]

Not enough content. His videos are great, but his upload schedule is sporadic at best.

[@fedos]

Needs more salt.

[@OmegaMikePL]

Reason: "Quick D" and "Captain D" are not really getting too many hits from internet search...

[@KuruGDI]

4:07 Yet another very likable moment by captain D. It's really something when you can diss yourself and still take it like a boss

[@GrizonII]

Would love to see a makeup tutorial for how he manages to make his face look so much like real skin.

[@walternunez4118]

Oh my God, how stupid can you be?! He doesn't use makeup to make it look like he has skin, he does it in aftereffects, ffs

[@somethingotherthanmyrealname]

You both had me in the first half, ngl

[@mojavecourier6987]

The skin part is actually a mask, it's canon to his lore. kzbin.info/www/bejne/foKQdJx9bNiYi7c&ab_channel=CaptainDisillusion 2:19

[@curlybrace4984]

I can't stress how good this channel is. It's just the right balance of entertainment and education. No joke goes on for more than a few seconds tops, since it always gets right back into the main point of the video, and all of the extended lore bits are put in at the start or end of the video, out of the way of the actual content. Excellence.

[@Deetronic]

Perfect!!! Amazed as usual!!! :)

[@epicstar86]

Wait, what are you doing here lol

[@Supertimegamingify]

Wow, you actually had a child _just_ for this video? That's dedication.

[@WIGANPIERCHOONS]

good to see Jaden Smith working again ...

[@stiimuli]

this made me lawl way more than it should have. Now i feel guilty

[@x9x9x9x9x9]

I am proud to be the 99th like on this comment. Also pure genius.

[@snackentity5709]

+stiimuli do you by any chance browse reddit?

[@DragonDDark]

haha

[@maxximumb]

It's the best acting I've ever seen him do. That emotional plea for his life at the end... Still have tears in my eyes.

[@SyrupFan]

This is the best channel on KZbin, no joke, if there was only one channel to watch it'd be this one.

[@the_scrilper]

That toad thumbnail is your reaction to finding this channel

[@papermonkeyminer8116]

If this was the only channel, there wouldn't be any more KZbin videos to debunk.

[@kitkatchomper69]

Captain D: love with your heart also Captain D: Vaporizes a child after he realizes hes not a lucrative marketing strategy

[@donalkennedy6393]

I will always love with my heart and use my head for everything else, Captain D ♥

[@ZackZeysto]

I love his motto. Want to paint it an a wall or something. :3

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Usually, Ds love with their heads, though...

[@IconoclastDX]

He even used his head to make a kid. There are easier ways. Show off.

[@ddegn]

+Zack Zatsto Watch out! It's hard to get the paint out of your hair. Still it's better to use your head as a paint brush than using it as a hammer. I still have a few nails embedded in my skull from fixing the fence with my head. I wonder if Captain D would be willing to make a few more exceptions to "use your head for everything else"?

[@Name-sv8bo]

do you want his captain D?

[@foggylight187]

3:31 My favorite part and how I always knew lightsabers would actually work.

[@Navoii.]

FoggyLight y just make it bro

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

I love you Captain Disillusion.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

With your HEAHGRH?

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

With all my Heahgrh!

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch Look inside your HEATRUHGHRBRYBGH!

[@plontulublalulu]

"Zach King tricks redone poorly by white hipster" SAVAGE

[@sgtpepper91]

*racist.

[@fnt9010]

lmao it isn't racist

[@eddiemate]

Sgt. Pepper Saying the person's skin colour doesn’t make it racist.

[@sgtpepper91]

@@eddiemate when the person's color is irrelevant and someone still mentions it, it absolutely is racist.

[@eddiemate]

Sgt. Pepper Google "racism" for once. I haven’t seen the definition in a while so I might be a little inaccurate, but racism is defined as belittling a person or ethnic group purely because of their ethnicity. If Captain had made a remark about how "this would be something a white person would do" then you’d be correct, however he didn’t.

[@harris9l]

GIVE ME BLACK MY SON

[@sherifor3220]

CatBob why would they name him black that's a horribly racist name.

[@demoncyborg396]

@@kaikart123 agreed

[@water2516]

666 likes

[@k-kayla]

@Brody Phillips guess not 😂

[@froggyfez]

@@marlonyo it's a reference to a later video moron

[@Garbaz]

Using exponential regression: views(video) = 130.325 * 0.416947^video Video : Views in million 5 : 1.64 6 : 0.68 7 : 0.28 8: 0.12 ... From the 21st -nd- video onwards, not a single person will watch the videos anymore.

[@yuGtahT]

Except KZbin has this magical thing called popular channel absolute minimum. It is the point where virality is non-existent, but subscriber curiosity and overall miss-clicks result in around 200,000 views per video.

[@Garbaz]

DPXPC My calculation makes no sense whatsoever, it's just mathematical fun.

[@Leadvest]

Yeah, KZbin suggestions are sort of like Facebook ads. You can click the "hide ad", and the "I don't want to see this anymore" buttons all you want. Thumbs down a video, or even report it. It won't change anything, you'll continue to be suggested the same things over, and over again. Because it's not tailored to you, it's tailored to demographics. You receive ads based on the demographics you've been classified under.

[@rdecredico]

Have found this to not be the case and the algorythm easy to game. Sign out. Don't use a user account. Stop liking things.

[@TheBlarggle]

21nd...

[@timmowarner]

The far end of that lightsaber was way too steady for someone holding it by the close end! FAKE!

[@cedrick25]

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic xD

[@joshybratwurst1398]

@@cedrick25 Sarcasm is generally the specialty of Captain D and his subs.

[@TheMagicat]

I sense verbal irony

[@overand]

Too stable for a HUMAN hand-holding it. This his a Holly/Captain hybrid!

[@booty_hunter4207]

@@cedrick25 I'm not sure if you are

[@cosmicjenny4508]

Watching this compared to the very first episode, the only thing that's changed is the actual video quality. 2007 was 240p for goodness sake!

[@cosmicjenny4508]

Still is and was the same awesome format and content in these videos!! Keep it up, Captain!

[@GypsiAAA]

this man was way ahead of his time with his content, still keeps them coming to this day

[@manontaillard]

And maybe our captain won a few kilos too. Ok I'm out

[@LeoElso]

Aw Man, you're an absolute true KZbin gift. Consistently good videos, they are fun, well written, topical - just keep doing what you do 'cause it's making us all real happy!

[@donzen9749]

I finally found the origin video that set up the classic line of "give me black my son"

[@SoloJones]

I'll be your kid, Captain D.

[@thomaster8870]

Oh yes, give me that quick D:, Captain D.!

[@Son0fHobs]

rofl, so bad.

[@a1919akelbo]

If be his kid too. But only because he'll grant me a quick and painless death in a moment of ecstasy.

[@TheMagicat]

I sense verbal irony.

[@DekuStickGamer]

You know today is gonna be a good day when both Captain Disillusion and Jontron upload on the same day...

[@Zescht]

I just love your videos CD! Always full of creativity, gags and good debunks. Even if your videos take a long time and don't come out on weekly basis, I'll stlill be excited for your next one!

[@infectedmethod]

I came to this channel based on a reddit recommendation. This is amazing. Subscribed. Thank you for this. Love your "personality" - and what can be learned here.

[@cancername]

. . . . why the quotes?

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

"You can physically or emotionally hurt someone and say it's a prank"' Hey Joey Salads here working with Sam Pepper today

[@RussellTeapot]

*TRIGGERED*

[@gabrielsilverio2294]

The editimg and quality of these videos are TV level, why do you have so manu few subs?

[@gabrielsilverio2294]

editing*

[@gabrielsilverio2294]

*many

[@gabrielsilverio2294]

Omar Amer maybe i should

[@Selrisitai]

Well, I like you. :)

[@lzeph]

If you're going to take advice from the comments section here, might as well not take the advice of a troll. I'd advise sticking around, assuming you're enjoying yourself. And just stop feeding the trolls. =-)

[@WolfiePH]

3:16 > a random effect appeared. > act; Internal Scream AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! WTF! THAT CAME OUT OF FUKKEN NOWHWHERE! I felt that FFS!

[@AlaTomKing]

Jr.: *hugs him* CD: **DELETES JR.**

[@KwaggaJac]

Can't stop watching these they are a freaking GEM on KZbin!!!!

[@TeriyakiTakeout]

That child hugging you and then being sent into the digiverse for the rest of eternity managed to rip my soul out of my heart in an extremely quick manner.

[@DeltaGolf791]

Does Captain D's sarcastic humor really go over that many heads?

[@Daemon4]

no

[@HangingDGrunt]

AINT NO WAY

[@greenockscatman]

I personally don't get it.

[@Elf_Pyro]

0:54 thank god, i always wondered if that was real

[@shanemacmillan5732]

Suspiciously dry for someone who had a bucket of water dumped on their head.

[@Start3rPack]

The child hugs his father in a last loving embrace, knowing the inevitable he will have to endure. His father has no use for him, his final interaction being a single tear before he is removed from this reality.

[@masdzulfikar6201]

Out of all Quick D's end-tune, this one is my favourite!

[@TheMagicHatZombie398]

I love your videos, you deserve way more subscribers

[@kieranczyzniejewski2178]

Damn, that kid is a really good animation effect. I keep thinking he is actually there!

[@JaySay]

Jesus internet! What the hell does this guy have to do to literally GET THE VIEWS HE DESERVES!!??!! There is an insane amount of work put into these videos, and nothing comes of it?! WHY?! I really don't get it... I hope you get your break sometime soon Captain D! Love your videos, and keep being awesome!!!

[@ysabellabrave]

God bless you. I was 'big OMG KZbin STARZ LOOK OUT WOW WARNER NEWSPAPERZ INTERNETZ REAL LIFE CELEBZ SRSLY" when Capt. D started as well. Never fully understood YT, especially as people endlessly ask, until Capt. D explains it in video + word, and you here in text. Thumbs up from me. +YB

[@danigarcia2294]

this is why i say youtube is a good content source

[@TheZooyorker6]

I am so happy i found this channel. ily so much captaindisillusion

[@1234567895182]

2:02 CHECK OUT OUR CHILDREN

[@aylabondoc9635]

You my dear friend have just gotten yourself a new sub

[@4lfie-]

SKREE CAW HAHA IM A BIRD

[@135roze]

3:30 The Hindenburg Disaster, Colourized

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Oof

[@melowmedia]

this channel is about to get some real KZbin love...i feel like this content isn't a popular as it will be soon. Great work man.

[@dr-maybe]

You rock, D. Your videos are incredibly entertaining, have a nice pace and are actually educational, too. Favorite channel.

[@MarvinJohanning]

That feel when your small town is "featured" in the top of the page at 01:01 I never thought I'd see that

[@T1J]

why does he pick on zach king so much LOL

[@NoobUserOMG]

Yo

[@rustylee1836]

He didn't appear to be making fun of him, here. He was making fun of the people that "redid" Zach's work

[@xPanda25]

Rusty Lee - No he picks on Zach king a lot. Watch the one measuring tape video to see more proof

[@rustylee1836]

@@xPanda25 Yeah I saw it. That doesn't change that he didn't here. Weird to comment on it here.

[@xPanda25]

Rusty Lee - Ah my mistake, you are correct, misread a little bit, apologies

[@burgurs6000]

2:52 royalty free music intensifies

[@JanR1995]

After watching a lot of your videos instead of learning for my physics exam tomorrow in the university I have to say you are my new favourite KZbin channel

[@xualarenthlei3704]

Since I can't support you on patreon, I just disable my adblocker and play your videos in a new tab.. Your content is amazing and you are the only youtuber who deserve every penny you earn from these videos.. Respect!!

[@JeffLange1]

Awesome video as always!

[@pubs6506]

3:40 Thought he was going to mention the different skin tone of his child

[@Al___]

😭

[@Jinbeizamezama]

The quality in your videos is astounding, you definitely deserve way more subs.

[@backyardgarage912]

I love junior's hands at the hug at 4:19. subtle.

[@MegCazalet]

Is that his real son? He's adorable, love the matching outfits!

[@kibunjojo4499]

That's no way his biological son, you can tell from the appearance. That's probably a kid of his friend.

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

The makeup thing would actually work, since Captain had been doing it for 13 years now.

[@LerriHelion33333]

I want to materialise a free black son out of thin air also

[@Ludifant]

Adopt. When you are old enough. We have enough new people, the whole problem is that they ARE free..

[@shestheone1503]

@Descartes' Apparition how would you know what adoption feels like if you haven't adopted

[@Th3Bishop3]

Ok shit just went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick.

[@cementdrinker6647]

Travel time in the 1700/1800 or go to the black market

[@nickastley2347]

he won’t be so free...

[@VideoGameAnimationStudy]

Hot damn, I love the high end production on these videos!

[@Paul-A01]

It's so impressive he was able to computer generate that whole character just for this one skit

[@DeconvertedMan]

Unboxing Schrödinger's cat!

[@poignantknight515]

There's a 50/50 chance that will not end well. 🙄

[@user_hat]

"Molly's digital genome. For whenever you're ready, D. ;D" Repopulation | Quick D

[@redstrider6814]

Ah yes, the only video where the subtitle "Quick D" is accurate

[@Ali_ZebraCorner]

It's hilarious to me seeing adults exploit their kids for profit on youtube. "What's Inside" is huge culprit of this

[@theAppleWizz]

I Really get surprised how ignorant the dad from What's Inside is. He knows nothing about 99% of the things they how in there youtube channel.

[@namelessguy199]

Omg finally someone wif a brain, all the whats inside subscribers are idiots

[@AstraVex]

I've been watching you since 2011 and I still have ZERO idea why you aren't in the Top 100 Most Subscribed Of All Time. Someone get this man to 1,000,000 subs! And then some cake!

[@Dead_ham]

Damn captain your channels blowing up now! It’s about time, you should be the highest subbed channel on KZbin.

[@dcdanger7597]

2:43 we all know where this is going

[@nikoanimation3222]

3:20 that was.. disturbing

[@personpacman7439]

I mean, he does know a couple things about makeup

[@jaxnean2663]

I love this channel with my heart, I enjoy it's contents with my head! You're totally underrated Alan, I've only recently discovered your channel and was surprised that you've been here since 2007!

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

This show feels like a segment on a good real TV programme. Very quality!

[@IllPropaganda]

No reminder to "love with your heart..." this time?

[@MrDrury27]

Not in Quick D

[@IllPropaganda]

The Captain has reminded us in "Quick D" before.

[@chimyshark]

Hey Captain D, can you PLEASE do a breakdown on Bruce Lee Ping Pong?? That is the stupidest video I have ever seen and the worst thing is that people ACTUALLY think it's real!! I figure you're the best one to ask! love your content! thanks!

[@fatsamcastle]

chimyshark people also thought that Steven Spielberg actually shot a real dinosaur. Hate to say it, but no matter how clever a debunk is, some people are just too stupid for help.

[@reculate3332]

@Lenny69 シ you fucking idiot

[@MouseGoat]

i love how the fact that this channel is unappreciated, is a meta joke.XD serialy captain D is just... somting elles.

[@dronealone5651]

Dang Captain you sure have a heck of a way to make a point...A gold star placed by name.

[@jackd5779]

You really are good at makeup just the way you make your top head look so human is unreal

[@Chance57]

"give me black my son!"

[@robinjack]

Hi, I would love to put subtitles to your videos but I think its disabled. If you enable it I would be grateful :) (the subtitles would be in spanish)

[@DaniTheDeer]

Robin schilmoller El Taco

[@sigma6656]

Mien Shwanz ist kaputt. I'll take care of the german.

[@alex36265503]

I could help with portuguese

[@qwertyTRiG]

Robin Schilmoller Looks like captioning is now enabled, but neither Spanish nor Portuguese is up yet.

[@analysis230]

I would love to help with Hindi

[@1redrider100]

Hey! The Secret World fan, eh? You used their Illuminati Icon.

[@Stargazer01011]

Alex Xavier Steel - D Yes! I knew someone else would notice. KG FOREVER

[@ShadySoldier222]

Anyone else love that he actually gives you a second to pick the next episode, because it's so God damn addictive. Haha

[@zzz181085]

The most underrated KZbinr

[@mrskitkats]

i would love to put captions on your video, but I believe you have disabled them. I could CC for you in English

[@DudePerfict]

Did anyone else see blood on CD’s head at 0:14?

[@MrClown2121]

No, you're the only one

[@chenterr103]

Wait what blood

[@okrion9]

At least now we know the silver makeup is waterproof 0:02

[@dragoncurveenthusiast]

It's not silver makeup! The top half of his face is covered in makeup (or a mask) to cover his silver skin! 😁 There are videos that are hinting at this. It's canon.

[@Spookyjavi]

I'm sorry people are too not substance based videos. You're original, and your videos always leave me entertained and enlightened. Keep going until you're not happy anymore!

[@KILLERTHANLOEB]

Best channel on youtube CD I'm shocked you don't have more views but I guess there are people that just doesn't want to see the truth about many YT videos, greetings from Mexico

[@dorkmax7073]

He straight up Thanos'd his artificial son

[@RDJim]

Not bad, but still miss the debunking. Are there no recent videos that need exposure?

[@JohnSmith-tg9kb]

only 175 views o_o

[@chanceizosom]

Man I love your videos and music choices

[@vincents.5130]

You have one of the best channels on KZbin. I hope you know that.

[@zhacro8419]

0:20 Ask your filipino friend what is this.