The Nurse That Only Hurts People - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@omarcruz2254]

"But she's not gonna survive a sharpened telephone pole to the kidneys i'll tell you that." -CaptainSauce 2021

[@glitchyyt4282]

He a dumb ass but crazy

[@KaB-vk4sr]

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[@KaB-vk4sr]

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[@mrsnow5923]

“If anime has taught me anything is that tentacles have a type advantage.. well him” That’s a good way to say it, I guess.

[@moneyman2256]

KZbin: you are on thin ice mr. sauce

[@rylee8107]

@@moneyman2256 Cap: try me bitch -says hentai joke-

[@MrQinchen]

You better watch out

[@rylee8107]

@@MrQinchen what u mean by that

[@moneyman2256]

@@rylee8107 KZbin:go ahead make my day (ready to demonetized the video)

[@corporategunner5972]

"The Nurse That Only Hurts People" Me: So basically Nurse Ratched? *Note: I did not know that this character came from a 70s film. I only found out about this character from a KZbin channel named Cinema Summary.

[@thetarr2]

its a -p- harmacist

[@Lurkeroo]

I'm sorry, is this an old person joke I'm too young to understand?

[@JediBlueDog]

@@Lurkeroo which joke the first one about nurse ratched or the the second one where they crossed out the p to spell harmacist

[@samremson7189]

no she isn't

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Or the Medic from TF2

[@zachken5399]

"The nurse that only hurts people" Kinda sounds like a surgeon to me

[@bamtastick9141]

So he made a harmasist

[@golden5663]

@Preston Darwin shut up that’s probably a scam site

[@kellenfox1463]

@Preston Darwin shut up bots

[@baity4048]

@Nathaniel Javorski lol

[@StillNightss]

“Greek gods and memes” is a faction in the workshop full of the most op Olympians also sans and papyrus

[@jacecupp3932]

Come and destroy the enemy

[@blackfiremusplays7053]

The deadliest mix

[@deekoch7808]

And beanos

[@treysenmccormack9335]

Yes please

[@StillNightss]

@@deekoch7808 hmm good idea, might add that lol maybe tomorrow

[@thegermanpotato5405]

“The healing isn’t as rewarding as the hurting”

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Not *nearly* as rewarding

[@Its-pronounced-ay-zaer-e]

- Sun Tzu, art of war

[@devintavarez5225]

Battle med

[@JustinW134]

So how was art school?

[@aureadionisio1813]

U want vodka

[@albird3552]

Gunslingers: kill everyone but the doctor Doctor: “Oh, your approching me?”

[@shininggreninja8180]

JoJo reference

[@lingxiao5310]

I think the doctor is like scp 049 or a medieval doctor

[@bananadanish4028]

Ho? Mukatte Kuruno Ka?

[@bananadanish4028]

@@lingxiao5310 no shit sherlock he's a plague doctor what else is new? the sky is blue? yare yare daze.

[@welcometothegame5241]

....I'm not sure how to feel about this.

[@lestrokrembe8045]

This seems like the best custom campaign we've seen.

[@grantsmith3929]

me: subscribed to crap channels that release vids every 5-10 hours cap: releases 2 videos in a row me: A BLESSING FROM THE LORD

[@masterboom4075]

"i made the only nurse that only hurts people" Tf2 medic: am i a joke to you

[@CrusaderCarlton]

Lol

[@OrangeCreamsicle1905]

Ja

[@masterboom4075]

@@OrangeCreamsicle1905 doctor is credit to team

[@Dooperbooperlooper]

Hehe... birds

[@audriusskebas3099]

Charge me!

[@Mo-sd1db]

This brought back a lot of memories of sauce😂

[@eeveego548]

By the way anyone I just uploaded my first content on workshop the gods back Sean

[@eeveego548]

I meant faction

[@eeveego548]

That includes Captain sauce

[@samuelarlt3393]

@@eeveego548 cool

[@FenrizNNN]

"Just sauce" _"Raw sauce"_

[@dontaskquestions8721]

Sneezy Anus made an appearance on a Game Grumps Episode! It’s one of the Souls Games! At first, he was their enemy, then, he became their friend!

[@christieblackwood7807]

I'd love to see more of this campaign

[@mspenguin5139]

Agreed

[@maximinotac-an5948]

Yess

[@hinico3203]

Please we need this campaign its so much fun to watch

[@0nebisnn]

Same

[@amoszahir7346]

you prolly dont care at all but does someone know a tool to log back into an Instagram account?? I was stupid lost my account password. I would love any tricks you can offer me

[@connorcochran6090]

Only OGs remember babs and her brother land shark.

[@vanessaclyne1735]

Guess that makes me an OG

[@bepisenjoyer]

@@vanessaclyne1735 same

[@sageofdiviners]

Don't remember land shark

[@mrsnarf7176]

I came right after that

[@LEGO.0.]

Guess I'm og

[@tewtiyy]

The best feeling is when you realize that Captain Sauce uploaded

[@GeneralGrievhaws]

You spelled sauce wrong (I correct people every chance I get sorry)

[@goobernator50k21]

I just wait for an upload every f*king day

[@savgejdwg7784]

@@GeneralGrievhaws Me to

[@aidanlang3660]

You edited the comment and still didn’t spell saus right smh

[@savgejdwg7784]

@@aidanlang3660 I like u

[@jamesscalzo3033]

Loved the video CaptainSauce! Please keep playing TABS! Also, The Plague Doctor is from the SCP Foundation, designation SCP-049. He'll one tap you just by touching you, he'll turn you into a zombie (SCP-049-A Instances) through surgery all to find a cure for "The Pestilence". Sauce: "It's so dumb it hurts!" SCP-049 "The Plague Doctor": "You seem sick Captain, I have the cure… I am the cure!"

[@zevreth8826]

He has admitted that his cure is incomplete, though

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

When Cap uploads 2-3 hours early, 2 days in a row:

[@cold481]

😌

[@samanthamclean9574]

POG

[@cloudy7263]

yea its confusing me

[@ashameddonald6674]

New update schedule?

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

@@samanthamclean9574 very POG!

[@lam_chops2299]

I’m surprised sauce didn’t make a joke about Henry’s aim before getting destroyed

[@jamesmills8167]

This is the greatest plaaan!!

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@jamesmills8167 *Valiant hero intensifies*

[@DemiGod_115]

I miss sneezy anus, cap playing thief simulator was the first thing i watched, and it was a great series imo

[@forestgump5551]

Me to 💰💰💴💵💸💳🕰☎️⌨️💻📱⌚️

[@secretbaguette]

It was a good series, and as a first series it would have been very good.

[@jojobaile4658]

Ik

[@bubbak1739]

It was the best series in my opinion

[@aidenduval1492]

For me the first I saw was his fallout 4 series

[@fayelawson6804]

“Predators And The Prey” 5 Mammoths 10 poachers 5 archers 2 harpooners And 4 raptors

[@JJ-ox6zi]

Am I the only one who loves his TABS vids just bc quarantine made u curious lol

[@JOJO-yh2jw]

Your not the only one who who loves cap's tabs vids

[@Gallmore89]

I like the videos and all but I'm not sure what I just read

[@Gallmore89]

@sir. gaming fix your spelling or your redditor

[@dillongause7528]

I think u mean INSANE IN THE MEMEBRAINE

[@devilsbreath3828]

No

[@GachaReact2024]

There is no video that Captainsauce makes that fails to make us laugh. Can't wait for the next T.A.B.S. video.

[@michaelzhang9806]

“The nurse that only hurts people” *Silent hill flashbacks*

[@iDeiti]

@@alexandrearaujo2877 gotta be joking?

[@jackaboy123]

@@alexandrearaujo2877 My bro got negative Iq

[@Michaelboi319]

@@alexandrearaujo2877 I hope you're joking

[@samanthamclean9574]

@@alexandrearaujo2877 stop bulling him he clearly had a seizure from his own stupidity whilst typing

[@alexandrearaujo2877]

Guys, do I seriously need to address the fact that I am joking? Jeez, you are rude.

[@giovannigennaro9732]

Love to see more of this campaign.

[@gahhck_9170]

“The nurse that only hurts people” Did you mean: The Medic from TF2?

[@karenruff9488]

Yes

[@lindseybamburg4484]

Nice Tf2 reference, message me back and maybe we can play?

[@shininggreninja8180]

Ye

[@penguinoverlord9994]

Yes

[@samanthamclean9574]

@Igor Skwarski he was talking about the one called barbra not scp-049. Btw it is called 'a joke' that he was making

[@evil_stevil]

7:33 and he's doing his signature raptor impression

[@kharnyx8884]

"The Nurse that only hurts people." **Bloodborne PTSD**

[@CJ_1406]

An apple day keeps the doct- oh wait, its a nurse.

[@samanthamclean9574]

This video is rated a 9.5/10 by the egg man himself

[@FenrizNNN]

Have you heard of *how to basic?*

[@8effort792]

Bitch its a 20 out of 10

[@jaredsabatelli2459]

Egg Man How dare you call yourself a fan by giving this masterpiece a 9.5 out of 10 Like the guys said it’s a 20/10

[@irrelevanttroll3312]

well the egg man is wrong

[@samanthamclean9574]

@@irrelevanttroll3312 no I am sure I didn't see a kamikaze halfling so until then it is a 9.5

[@braydenmyers7802]

please finish this campaign its hilarious and i love hearing the names of all your characters again

[@juicymoose8968]

the six dislikes are the people barbara failed to "save"

[@adambombing5428]

55 disikes now

[@last5629]

76 dislikes

[@kermitlord0179]

@Adambombing 76 now

[@adamthespursvods8728]

101

[@ripkenCline]

150

[@milx7210]

Plague doctors projectile is the witches projectile, but the one the witch uses is bugged and doesn’t have the glowing effect and is just a solid purple ball

[@scotttipton5765]

I love how their is so many Chanel memes from the past

[@Clockwork-Rat]

I've been watching your tabs series since your first video on tabs, and seeing you kill a fellow plague pal is a heavy blow, but I'll still watch.

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

He clearly pulled a goku and pulled a smaller amount of energy and sent it at his enemys

[@Reatheglaceon]

Cooler would know from experience

[@mikeythegreat4081]

I know this is a joke but i just wanna say that its the witch's ability

[@RosefPizarra]

But Henry is... "2 steps ahead" Well that's aged well

[@buckshot90]

Who remembers the good old days with chicken man man?

[@bigboiwalter3967]

HOLY SHIT YES

[@bigboiwalter3967]

Oh God he would make chicken men that would make chickens

[@AneriGS]

He is and always will be the best unit in tabs

[@freddysimon7617]

@CaptainSacue I made a custom level! It's my first one so it's probably not the best, but I wanted to make it a sort of new challenge, I don't know how to get the link so I'll just tell you it's called "Club of the Necrodancer" I haven't played tomb of the necrodancer I just wanted to be funny. Also thank you so much for all of the content you have put out on this game, I can safely say that you are the reason it's THIS popular right now, you've been with it from day one and have always been able to get me to smile or laugh with one of your videos, keep up the good work!

[@accxrcy]

When I saw the nurse that only hurts people I thought it would be 3 random games but no...

[@sekousidibe7756]

did you not look at the thumbnail?

[@coronavirusonlinejournal1882]

@Malachi Suarez it’s called first impression, as in they read the title first without seeing tabs. Also please put a question mark.

[@nicholascarpenter308]

I love this please return soon because I want to see more your KZbin series villains get destroyed by the all powerful ballista

[@Alzheimersandme]

Nugget say get rid of beard and mustache when at 3 mil

[@samanthamclean9574]

EGG

[@gonkdroid3078]

Gonk droid not like nugget comment, gonk droid come to your house at 3 am

[@apposgaming8873]

I feel like the Hwacha would do pretty well in most of these levels

[@Waffle-house]

I still don't understand how he could possibly laugh at the death of the sweet cinnamon roll that is Charles

[@ruttsuco.804]

My theory is he never lets himself get invested in games

[@Waffle-house]

@@ruttsuco.804 Most likely but I'm still mad at him for it

[@ruttsuco.804]

Understandable

[@lionelladvelino4795]

Probably because we see henry, charles, and ellie die multiple times. So he didn't take it that seriously, plus it's not a permanent death

[@airhorn07]

@@Waffle-house I hope you are joking when you said that you are mad at him.

[@gnome5057]

"I BLESS THE RAIN DOWN IN AAAAAAFRICAAAA" 50 gunslingers

[@potatoeater9499]

Thanks now I got Africa in my head

[@casonsacco1571]

This content is already good, I can tell

[@rylancanmakemoorepuns1753]

Yeah I agree

[@hjthej6459]

I love tabs especially when captainsauce is braiding it

[@hjthej6459]

Playing

[@bob9396]

“He can’t easily throw his balls at us easily” Captainsauce 2021

[@zombiecool09]

Captainsauce is like the guy that loses his voice over nothing

[@BruudaOsas]

???

[@Waffle-house]

Shut up depressed skeleton Man

[@ultimonx9152]

@@Waffle-house shut up undertale gamer

[@sirlambchops.]

san

[@AlechiaTheWitch]

Yelling for 3 hours will do tbag

[@bettrthnur1039]

How to kill the grim reaper 101. 1. Get beefy so he can't peirce you. 2. Get them in a thin alley way. 3. Use buildings against them

[@Spookyman22]

Or use ak 47s, ballista, etc

[@kaisonyoon8398]

All of Captainsauce’s video titles are so random.

[@DudeManGuyOG]

So true

[@kylerucinski9171]

True

[@brothsipper-h5o]

That’s what makes him the best KZbin, nah I’m kidding that goes to Cr1tikal.

[@fletch2772]

"The Shire" However many hobbits it take to spell out the word Subscribe

[@mariacaballero6674]

I have an idea for tabs a battle "Hobbit harvest" 100 Hobbits And one unit of any choice but it must be a unit that doesn't do area control.(and no machine guns)

[@mothmanafterdark5924]

Machine guner?

[@gonkdroid3078]

@@mothmanafterdark5924 it would get overwhelmed quickly

[@mothmanafterdark5924]

@@gonkdroid3078 yeaaa... so any other ideas?

[@Psiberzerker]

22:46 That's an alternate Candle Fire. In the Unit Creator, it's basically a re-skin.

[@giovannigennaro9732]

I'm used to a different kind of nurse myself.

[@MMGamer-yj6cn]

The battle cats Hobbit being cat Shieldber being wall cat Berserker being axe cat Mammoth being sexy legs cat(just look at the legs) Jouster being cow cat Fish being fish cat Valkyrie being bird cat Skeleton archer being lizard cat Ice giant being titan cat

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

"Anyvays, zat's how I lost my medical license"

[@connorcochran6090]

"Wot was noize?"

[@isaacharris4590]

Let’s go practice medicine

[@EthanTheSigma]

"Fortunately, he's not the only one who can sling." -Captainsauce, 2021

[@willrichardson6504]

Why is the gandolf plague docter so powerful🙃

[@cadetbarr887]

8:00 Is everyone gonna ignore how the Winchester shot was aimed at his throat when he died lol

[@glennj2026]

I knew your where going to post a tabs video this week 😂😂😂

[@qwerty8866]

the doctors atack is just the candle heads but red and op

[@OddNocebo]

Day: 69 “Rain down the pain train” All if not most units that fire arrows, That includes the ballista. And you can not use CaptainSauce.

[@11th_alive]

Revenge of the alive: 10 Knights 10 Archers 3 Wobbly horses You can only use the Spooky Faction

[@MalcolmIIofCaledonia]

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees And for some god damn reason They’re speaking Vietnamese

[@ElAndGinsee]

I think the projectile used by that necromancing wizard is called "Candle Fire" in the unit creator and would normally act like the Witch projectile and infect the unit, but the creator cranked up the damage so instead it just instakilled

[@sachanadeau5444]

Candle fire is candlehead which has knockback. Necromancer would have a projectile that has the resurrection effect

[@GixsPicks]

“A nurse that only kills people” Dead by daylight players: first time?

[@alastorfox4333]

Haha

[@SpriterMite]

Twinkle twinkle little star, Captain gets hit by a car

[@SuperChez100.]

I managed to pause the intro at just the right time to capture CaptainSauce as just a tomato 0:43

[@UnCreatively]

I once managed to capture cap looking like he’s taking dump

[@SuperChez100.]

@@UnCreatively lol

[@razorwolf2758]

The “stockman” is liberally the reincarnation of the when u get to play as the boss vs when u have to fight it

[@Satria-lv8qk]

Hey sauce! Love your vids, you bring me joy on a daily bases and your videos are hilarious,

[@Sitheli21]

Captainsauce:I'm not gonna laugh instead I'm going to shed a tear. Captainsauce 20 seconds later:😂

[@eddiespangenberg]

"The god killer is undefeated!!" Who remembered the cactus?!?

[@eddiespangenberg]

Ok

[@MrQinchen]

All of us

[@IDK-oh3kb]

"Im not gonna laugh because then ill get a million angry comments" *3 seconds later* *laughs

[@sulfurnitride]

Hello, how's everyone day/night going?

[@karenruff9488]

Goood

[@BruudaOsas]

Bot

[@hellesuld9203]

Sleepy

[@bongoboi1395]

Wonderful thank you for asking.

[@kingcosmic6130]

I go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@dabest8777]

Just remember that Henry mastered the Falcon Punch... so the Falcon kick would’ve came next

[@Anonymous-tj7qe]

“In rock,paper,scissors bullets always win” That only counts when playing in American schools

[@DriftFox1]

Thank you for making videos, I always watch them when I'm going through tough times. My grandpa just died from COVID

[@dandeshow4887]

First

[@katrinacutanda]

Second

[@Mason_M_L]

Yes you were

[@dragonfly2649]

4st

[@dragonfly2649]

I was trying to make a joke 🍅

[@lordaragon901]

This is probably my favorite channel on yt. Love the tabs videos so much

[@luminous7482]

"very big huge uh oh..." 1 ballista 5 cacti 5 Shield bearers 10 Cheerleaders (with ballista)

[@vonwarnervideos72790]

No matter what kinda day you have ....captain sauce can always make it better

[@JessePrower]

That can't be Henry Stickmin, he's acutally accurate with guns! The real Henry's accuracy with guns is about that as a drunken stormtrooper from star wars

[@jordanthemeeponatorplays2.262]

Well then,it's great to see SCP-049 in tabs.

[@willlin4025]

Custom Battle One Swordcaster two Reapers 4 Cheerleaders one hobbit

[@sunilshetty423]

Thief Simulator is one of the most funny story in captain sauce series, and This brings back a lot of memories..

[@AkoTE.]

I loved his stranded deep series, he should go back to it.

[@theroyalpufferfish]

Barbara's back? And your not just a hand? Wow. Gaming has come far

[@Springdude11]

**Mission Failed.** Those things are prone to one-shotting gods, what did you think was going to happen?

[@SentinelOfficial141]

0:03 Its Bob The Nacromancer. Love that guy

[@andrewoakboss8579]

"The nurse that hurts people"? Haven't you heard of "Doctor Accidents"?

[@mallymurduhhh929]

The army won every single custom unit in a campaign

[@gavinrussell5486]

Sneezy is back in business... Captain Sauce is the best.

[@DeKLao916]

I love it I want to see more TABS. I like how creative the maker of that campaign is.

[@davidhybrid3457]

I like how much of a genius Sauce is in the intro.

[@swordsbattle8077]

The next campaign part is out in the workshop and it was released yesterday called captainsauce custom units in every level part 4! btw its really good

[@bryanosegueda6103]

17:41 You gotta remember the “NPC Rule” Let’s say you can play as to separate characters like Six And Mono Mono uses Six as a shield for The Hunter, next thing you know the blast goes right threw six like she wasn’t there and then Mono gets blasted and dies while six just runs away Mono (You Control): Touches Monster Six and Mono dies instantly and falls flat like dropping a towel on a waxed school gym floor

[@bobbymelillo7983]

FYI, the shields are good against bullets. Shield bearers have bulletproof shields for all bullets other then pirate and muskets

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

Omg i didnt notice this was uploaded, thanks yt recommendations

[@Ascendens_Sleepy]

You just know he's about to fail if his sentence starts with "now if we can just"😂😂

[@FelixtheBard]

The cactus has a few abilities you guys probably already know anyways whenever the cactus takes damage spines explode around them

[@TomFoolofManyfaces]

2:39 A new Family guy death pose for my collection