Kindergarten's Stabby Janitor Is Back - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

It was only a matter of time until the janitor found a way to impale students in a different game.
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[@hallow_creator7501]

Be honest, all CaptainSauce veterans knew exactly what we were in for when we saw an old man with a mop for the thumbnail

[@itznightmaresanz]

Exactly

[@corynnightshade9049]

Agreed Gacha human

[@Kawaii-hh9dw]

Mhm good old kindergarten series

[@spooce4856]

Yep

[@itznightmaresanz]

Why are all the comments a month later

[@tumsthegunslinger4086]

“ I may be a tomato but I don’t speak Italian “ A sentence so chaotic yet so well constructed it makes me wheeze on the inside and out

[@Knockoffedd4581]

That’s a king popping inside of you

[@yourlocalgardenvarietyidio1030]

0:50

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

I think you need a new organ

[@user-xc1pc9nn1t]

really provid it

[@tdlegend3061]

Cap, now the monkey king can extend his staff and his clones can clone themselves, so you should check this out. Edit: For now, Landfall has removed the feature of the monkey king's clones spawning their own, prob bc of some bug idk

[@tasveerzaidi2026]

The sensai can turn into a ninja star tornado (sorry if wrong spelling of sensai)

[@andrewjessop6054]

@@tasveerzaidi2026 Almost correct spelling but its sensei

[@tdlegend3061]

@@tasveerzaidi2026 yea ik

[@krum1703]

@@andrewjessop6054 in Japanese teacher is spelled せんせい(先生). せ- se ん-ń い-i. So it's spelled seńsei in english

[@personrod2973]

the shogun now is basically like an anime character

[@govetazall3134]

Captinsauce: "I'm gonna test your strength, so I'm gonna throw you at that mountain over there. Hobbit: "Actually that looks more like a plat-AAAAAAEEEEEUUUUUU" *loud thud

[@thebelowaveragesaibamen3286]

Oohh, thats a nice reference that almost went over my head.

[@purple7056]

Oh hi ninja cat you are one of the least most powerful cat in battle cat

[@InnovativeSparks]

@@purple7056 ninja cat is my favorite cat

[@billytheturtleking2870]

only smart people get this joke XD

[@creepergamerkid8031]

@@InnovativeSparks yup

[@Ssevenn7]

First thing I hear when I clicked was: *I can confirm MattShea has been killed by cactuses* XD

[@fool-osophy4577]

sorry but i have to *cacti

[@LCLLIVE]

@BRANDON HARDIAL yeah but yknow he’s only 450k away he’ll be there in a minute😐

[@Ssevenn7]

@PieceOfBread Dude ik but did anyone ask? The answer is no

[@Ssevenn7]

@PieceOfBread Who else would you be when your replying to my comments lmao

[@atuaangie5160]

@QuietKiller143 -the conversation between a 4th grader and a 5th grader

[@SurrealSnowman]

“We want type advantages” Well kids are weak to guns so thats a start

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

Can confirm

[@theanarchist9733]

American Highschooler, can confirm

[@mylesmcnary3584]

Does this count as a cursed comment or a life hack? The lines have blurred so much that it's hard to tell.

[@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369]

@@mylesmcnary3584 both. btw its not like im going to school shootings or anything... i mean i did witness one but i was the kid getting shot

[@mylesmcnary3584]

@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 sry to hear that. I hope you healed up fine

[@debbiedowner6713]

“ I can’t remember how we’ve killed the janitor, but I’m gonna guess we’ve used some guns on him, maybe we’ve blown him up? “ That actually spot on. First game he got exploded. Second game he got shot.

[@willbunnell889]

The Frosty The Hitman level could be a reference to the Disguise option in Fleeing the Complex of the Henry Stickmin Collection? Maybe? “FROSTY’S ESCAPING!!”

[@starkidrandoms4685]

Possible

[@adambombing5428]

Exactly what I thought

[@lovesicklunatik]

There was a horror game he played about snowmen.

[@dylanswift479]

Yeah I think so as well

[@RealGreenrh]

Lmao

[@basiytheboy]

So basically one game committed suicide Another got amnesia And the last one really wanted to show you that it's good in Italian

[@t.s.teller8530]

~Three Random Games~

[@datguymiller]

Hahaha

[@0xic644]

@@t.s.teller8530 YES

[@LVortex55]

basiy's new nickname, "basically basiy"

[@kennonestes2570]

@@t.s.teller8530 hahaha

[@SymulatedGamer]

“Can confirm that mattshea has died to cactuses” oh my god that killed me

[@arsonispog9052]

RIP

[@mrchickinman9984]

and him

[@BoredMobileGaming]

Omg that line just threw me for a loop

[@fransiscayulianita68]

@Zayden Emery Not sure if anyone gives a DAMN but *I'VE SEEN COMMENTS LIKE THESE FOR OVER !69! FRICKIN TIMES!!!*

[@AlternativeShae]

it reminded me of when i just watched battlecats videos pretty much daily and i am the big wa now thank

[@slimeman9295]

Cap : “I had a game forgot that it was a game” How does that happen

[@dogedakid6415]

Welcome to CaptainSauce the only dude that might be more crazy than garystillplays

[@justsomerandomguy8210]

@@dogedakid6415 true

[@matthewsprague1384]

I dont know ask the game's he plays

[@cathygrandstaff1957]

It sounds like it got misclassified as an excel file instead of an exe file.

[@tetramin200]

Idk ask Bethesda about Fallout 76 and ESO

[@fauxmarmorer9544]

Sauce Breaks a game: *much laughter* *Game breaks him in vengeance*

[@jpcyberdude7777]

Lol

[@harleystar]

You're grammar confuses tf out of me

[@cripplecrab9369]

In Russia game breaks you

[@GachaReact2024]

I loved this episode. Then again I love EVERY episode of T.A.B.S.

[@flexpaper4326]

I just love every episode from cap

[@tevinjackson414]

Zzzgq gf ovew

[@skititietieiteite]

@@tevinjackson414 what?

[@adriannavarrete9332]

Same

[@A_local_lesbian]

"I can confirm Mattshea has been killed by cactuses" -Saucy boi 2021

[@sidratulhoque1]

Hello fellow techno blade enjoyer

[@A_local_lesbian]

@@sidratulhoque1 henlo

[@hungtheheroluu]

I don’t care if my picture’s something worth getting fed to sharks or blown to smithereens, but what I care is how awesome and funny Cap is.

[@ranyawagner2645]

BLUMPKIN IS THAT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@dontyeetapig6378]

Blumpkin

[@KG-kc2ct]

YOU SHALL BE SACRIFICED FOR AMAZING CONTENT!

[@matthewboire6843]

I see you every where on this channel

[@hungtheheroluu]

@@matthewboire6843 I just like Cap's videos

[@shiny4984]

"what kind of siege weapon falls apart under fruit produce" *_coughs in trebuchet, the superior siege weapon_*

[@deanb6899]

Cap: Says a game tried to open in MS Excel Me: Excuse me, WHAT?

[@john02222]

I would pay money to see that

[@wooolilsharty7835]

Well I never thought I would see a new video about kindergarten1-2

[@duper7593]

Me neither

[@FriskyD.]

This is actually the demo for 3

[@wooolilsharty7835]

@@FriskyD. woah¡

[@tbatinyboyanimation9333]

I mean you're not wrong though.

[@justarandomspectator26]

It's nobody's gonna talk about the 6900 points he has when he's fighting himself and MattShea in TABS?

[@rollochairbreaker230]

Nice

[@evanlu9731]

Nice

[@johnmonke8066]

Nice

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

Nice

[@_HunterSlayer]

Nice

[@yeetethyoinketh4580]

"I had a game forget that it was a game and open itself in microsoft excel" uhhhhh.. what

[@cyberwolf5075]

Ikr?

[@zhankazest]

@@vacilated i'm pretty sure its preinstalled on some/all computers (i know this because i have it on _my_ computer and i didnt install it) and i guess he never thought to uninstall it

[@theflaminglumberjack5757]

I thought he was never to darken the door of this channel again. I clearly thought wrong.

[@PugnaciousProductions]

what

[@theflaminglumberjack5757]

@@PugnaciousProductions Have you watched the kindergarten series?

[@baity4048]

@The Flaming Lumberjack i did

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

@@theflaminglumberjack5757 i watched both

[@freddysimon7617]

Sauce will never be forgotten

[@WFSNBl8ck]

I really thought this was kindergarten I didn't look at the thumbnail

[@matheoali3330]

Same

[@hanstorry7083]

Lol

[@raydenquiambao5179]

Me too

[@salmonconnoisseur4587]

Yep, same here

[@RandoOnTheRoad]

𝖫𝗈𝗅 𝖬𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈

[@th3bigderp778]

Me:”yay a new video I hope there something new” meanwhile it’s always about murdering hobits

[@tiredandhungry8088]

That damned pfp

[@GarrettSmith590]

sssssshhhhhh it perfect harmony

[@mewmew34]

You say that like murdering hobbits is a bad thing.

[@kylerucinski9171]

Not every level

[@holyassasin0544]

Always has been

[@arktic3140]

"Can confirm that Mattshea has been killed by cactuses". Me: proceeds to die of suffocation and wheezing.

[@gamenoodles7617]

“I had a game forget it was a game” Me:nani

[@Mr.Brothybear]

My HP Laptop once thought it was a phone

[@thanos101dab7]

@@Mr.Brothybear mine thinks it's a tablet

[@Indian_Tovarisch]

For god's sake don't sya nani on every thing

[@thedragonofcanada6659]

@@Indian_Tovarisch nani

[@thenumber27issomehowtaken]

@@Indian_Tovarisch nani

[@mrchickinman9984]

Behold: The saucy motto: If shit keeps breaking when you try to get content, get content out of the breakage and play tabs

[@albatrossmania3219]

The weakness to Cindy is a fork... and a outlet, just ask ted’s twin Sorry I forgot his name so I just said the one I remmebered

[@Victini415]

Felix. Threw me for a loop that his name didn't rhyme with Ted's. That's a common trope with fictional twins.

[@Nathan-xn3fj]

Should be Ted and Fred

[@awesomeii8346]

@@Nathan-xn3fj either one can be dead

[@Nathan-xn3fj]

@@awesomeii8346 with a loaf of bread

[@Prak_Giggles]

CaptainSauce unit: *yeets tornado* Captainsauce: Maybe we can wind this?

[@EagleEye_B06]

Me agressivly shitting on the toilet: Saucey boi is creative

[@freechicken4928]

Aggressively sitting?

[@EagleEye_B06]

No

[@EagleEye_B06]

Standing

[@EagleEye_B06]

@@freechicken4928 no shiting

[@allistertheeldritchmemegod3537]

Laying down bricks, as it were.

[@uwillcatchhands2479]

This man sauce loves to hurt anything that isnt cringe level funny😂😂

[@nwefie_]

what????? please translate this to English

[@mothmanafterdark5924]

@@nwefie_ in English please

[@eddykidplayzyt]

@Muhammad Muammar Gadafi non merci

[@sirlambchops.]

@GGitGGûd he used 2 dude

[@EliB207]

@GGitGGûd 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳🤗🙃🙂☺️😊😏😌😉🤭😶😐😑😔😋😛😝😜🤪🤔🤨🧐🙄😒😤😠😡🤬☹️🙁😕😟🥺😳😬🤐🤫😰😨😧😦😮😯😲😱🤯😢😥😓😞😖😣😩😫🤤🥱😴😪🌛🌜🌚🌝🌞🤢🤮🤧🤒🤕🥴😵🥵🥶😷😇🤠🤑😎🤓🤥🤡👻💩👽🤖🎃😈👿👹👺☠️🔥💫⭐🌟✨⚡💥💯💢💨💦💤🕳️🎉🎊😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟❣️💔💋👥👤🗣️🧠🩸🦠🦷🦴💀👀👁️👄👅👃👃🏻👃🏼👃🏽👃🏾👃🏿👂👂🏻👂🏼👂🏽👂🏾👂🏿

[@misteryeet3155]

CS: "I can confirm Mattshea has died to a cactus" The dead-eyes that shot him in the back at 19:13: *Am I a joke to you?"

[@anination5754]

Sauce: children are easily distracted by balloons so let's impale them with them

[@liamjones1030]

M excellent Smithers excellent

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Day 45 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

[@lestrokrembe8045]

Hi eddy

[@eddykidplayzyt]

@@lestrokrembe8045 hi

[@Kong_Alpha]

Your a like begger

[@frix440]

It is pretty much useless sorry

[@septicstranded1292]

@@Kong_Alpha says the person in his comments

[@randomstuff8149]

Petition to see the failed recordings The captain tried to make if he still has them V

[@rabbitkingofidiots]

CaptinSauce: Now can you tabs units not brake or suicide or crash my computer for at least a second im trying to make a video Tabs Units: haha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE crashes his computer

[@citogonzalez8177]

“I had a game that forgot that it was game and open itself on Microsoft excel” 😂

[@JebblesGD]

I love watching people get stabbed in TABS! Thats why I clicked on this!

[@kwabertnguyen2227]

Frosty the hitman, who’s heart was as cold as ice. He’s a pissed of (snow)man cared less of rice and in returned filled you with mice La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and snow is mixed with bones. La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and the highway has traffic cones.

[@Generalclaptrap]

@@StandPowa Me: Of course I'm powerfull

[@jellogamer6493]

What game is frosty from?

[@TheDave658]

Uhhh kinda weird lyrics i like it

[@TheDave658]

@@jellogamer6493 Henry stickmin fleaing the complex presumed dead route

[@TheDave658]

@@jellogamer6493 During the truck part it says disguise thats it

[@fancyduck7563]

“Totally accurate battle simulater” yet they didn’t add fire melts snow

[@blackspiderman687]

Yet they have jesus and tomato superheroes and migraines from laughing

[@binarycode404]

“simulatEr”

[@hyabusgaming]

Oof

[@theantielk2588]

That... is the one thing you question

[@ninjamaster70]

Did you not watch the video? He killed him with FIRE.

[@nyrmac202]

The level description sounds like something Cap would say himself. Also, Snuffy and his tribe absolutely smashing Monty and his tribe was awesome. It’s nice seeing Snuffy destroy instead of getting destroyed for once.

[@nathanjimenez2640]

Frosty the snowman has a gun in his hands, saying "wheres the cash at !?"

[@Crackavoy]

“I think we blew him up” *me remembering that Cindy bit his ear off*

[@scheleycerdenia1245]

its a her lol

[@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646]

Cindy is a Girl :I

[@carterwallace109]

8:00 that’s beecwuse he wasn’t always. So, when he went back in time, he wasn’t impaled by the janator like a step bro to a step sis yet.

[@luminous7482]

"A lot of Guns" 4 Gunslingers 6 Deadyes 3 Quickdraw 3 Cacti Rules: - No using wild west units or custom units

[@samwisethebest5896]

"Now witness the fire power of these fully armed and operational robot legs." -- Monty the Kindergartener, 2021.

[@vehicleunhandler]

*laughs in custom units with ton of guns*FOOL I WILL TURN YOU TO HOLES

[@GalacticBricks23]

Captainsauce: I’m just gonna put in a couple of halflings *places 30 halflings*

[@tommatom3513]

its only 15 people if you think about it

[@greendragon6886]

Cap “I take that back that’s not a cute gun” Me: yeah that’s a dead gunner

[@fayelawson6804]

“Predators And The Prey” 5 Mammoths 10 poachers 5 archers 2 harpooners And 4 raptors

[@PrestonhahaYT]

The celine fane is on the floor like the door

[@Ivan-ev7in]

Lol

[@Dvoid.]

Your first congrats

[@hanstorry7083]

Thats cool

[@breadisyummy_]

Congrats on first

[@arsonispog9052]

👨‍🦽

[@notimportant4747]

Once you finish off the horses, I have 2 campaigns “Tropical and Royal” and “Infernal” like to cap can see

[@Sus-lo1ul]

I love when Snuffy just slams Monty after he’s knocked up into the air and makes a wombo combo

[@rddchicken3201]

Tabs is legit the only game that can break and can still survive and also be funny when it does

[@rabbitkingofidiots]

captin sauce gets on tabs: Hobits: SH*T

[@pupperboi8000]

We need a captain sauce cosplay where he cosplays as the real captain sauce

[@rabbitkingofidiots]

Hobits: exist CaptianSauce: 😎 Gun= Dead Hobbit... CaptainSauce=Gun

[@mememan301]

If Frostys mad about children throwing snow at him because it's like throwing flesh at a human Wouldn't snow falling from the sky be tiny little pieces of skin and water be blood?

[@Mojojojo9001]

day 4 of telling captainsauce to play don’t escape 3 and don’t escape 4

[@Mobiom]

Ya yeet

[@YOWTFISAHANDLE]

You have a cool name

[@ENDERCLAY]

Yeah let's do it

[@bepisenjoyer]

Me: waiting for Matt Shea's comment

[@ACRocker]

Hopefully mattshea watches this video.

[@kristinahill3471]

Remember when pirates were HUGE and it really reminds you of how far we've come

[@skullman8198]

I hope we get to see more campaigns like this for cap. I really enjoy seeing him play our levels and using our creations for his videos.

[@Vv24708]

Day 11 i think of reminding cap to make an episode 4 of the eggplant spirit game

[@frenchfryer3603]

Do you think you will be playing Life Is Strange: True Colors when it comes out?

[@holyassasin5202]

hold up, that is coming out when? i saw the other games and was like "i don't know wtf is going on, but i like it and want more" i really hope he plays it when it does though, since he did play the others.

[@gryhagelund5166]

what about subnautica below zero?

[@frenchfryer3603]

@@holyassasin5202 it's coming out in September of this year

[@holyassasin5202]

@@frenchfryer3603 ok, thank you.

[@jesterofthestars]

Sauce its not the lightening you have to worry about with smell because *not so fun fact: While rigor mortis sets in eventually, as soon as you die, every muscle in your body relaxes. That includes the sphincters that are in charge of keeping your bladder and bowels on lockdown, says Jorgenson. So if there is anything to expel, it could possibly seep out. “We aren’t talking about the biggest dump these people have ever taken, though,” he says. After all, the muscles that are responsible for forcefully pushing out the nasties are dead*

[@paulbadilla8872]

8:52 was probably the first time he got use his tusks properly, and on a kid...that's great

[@webkarma9654]

TABS units probrably can't spell so the Janitor should fit in

[@johnmonke8066]

p r o b r a b l y

[@Millk1]

When I saw the title I was kinda confused

[@kingstonbryant2009]

Frosty is supposed to a reference to escaping the complex in one of the fails henry disguised himself and when the gurds spotted him they shouted out (frostys escaping)

[@Clauricorn]

First of all saying that Monty’s legs are as operational as the second Death Star is saying that they are operational, because the second Death Star was fully operational. Also Monty was paralyzed in one of the timelines in Kindergarten 1. You are thinking of Kindergarten 2 when you say he is in a wheelchair.

[@giovannigennaro9732]

Horse ninjas? Really, horse ninjas?!? Sometimes you hear an idea, an idea so ludicrous that it makes you question the sanity of anyone who seriously considers it. Then you see it made and either humanity if forever transformed for the better, you you half wish a meteorite would come and end it all.

[@igor8ball207]

N I N J A H O R S E G O B R R R R

[@idletime6635]

Here in 12 seconds

[@NoobyNub]

ok

[@idletime6635]

Blazin things Notification, btw i think that is a world record

[@ajwadahsan5470]

there is no way a bunch of children can fistfight a tank-captainsauce

[@DegnaDings]

10:38 they did it! They blew up something that wasn’t themselves!…… and then took a mop to the face 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@plushizcoolio]

REEEEEEEE day 6 of reeing in sauces videos

[@nwefie_]

six days of cringe

[@dillongause7528]

Go to seven then yeet yourself

[@plushizcoolio]

ill be here till the end

[@chasebowman9815]

Yo first time ever being first

[@Ash-zp8xq]

Man,Frosty’s f***ing PACKING,duel assault riffles can even make a snowman look scary

[@williamgarnett4079]

This is the ultimate revenge you impaled him on a big stick

[@callumcoombs7579]

Cap:well according to the lore I apparently joined the halflings so i should use a couple of them also Cap: *proceeds to use 30 halflings

[@rein8727]

Ay, CaptainSauce, thanks for being on this platform, school has been rough and your videos always cheer me up. Keep up the great work

[@wizardkumaanimations9984]

the ultimate attack of the underrated •2 bone mages at the front •3 harvesters infront of the bone mages •5 candle heads at mid •6 berserkers 3 at each side •3 scarecrows at the back (hard)

[@jackyourfriendlygamer2948]

Double trouble: 2 ballista’s, 2 Gatling guns, 2 ice giants, 2 Santa claws, 2 Cupid’s, 2 of each horse, 2 Blackbeard.

[@bdwlf7670]

I rewatched the whole kindergarten 1 and 2 recently HOW DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING

[@SugaryCherryy]

I just love watching your tabs videos they’re so funny

[@jordankellogg8637]

I absolutely love these videos please keep making more TABS

[@luvshak42]

9:01 snuffy be zoomin'

[@jediamc7364]

7:09 friendly fire. The lighting built just went around in a circle and struck the other Zeus

[@THG_thehumangod]

15:12 no amount of being highly skilled can save your life once plot armor enters the chat.

[@nateconnell5817]

I just want to thank you so much mr sauce you have brought happiness when I needed it please keep doing tabs

[@user-nm7ti3he3l]

a random smurf:*gets in trap* the smurfs "search party".smurfette: *gets in trap* the entire village "everybody look for smurfette!!"

[@gustavoagripino4776]

It's impressive how a few minutes ago I considered myself to be a failure towards my mom, then I watch your videos and those worries goes away, keep up the good work cap many children and teens are happier because of your videos 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[@arcticdragon8593]

Frosty the hitman With a pair of M16s Just pay him $150 And he'll make those barrels gleam

[@pieordie7]

Ninja Horse: "We don't need a hooman in our church"

[@pineapplesunited2358]

Epic battle, one of every single unit in an army (not including coustom units)

[@bentittl309]

To be completely honest, Cap, TABS is my favorite series from your channel-although I would love to see some more let’s plays of longer games like you did with Little Nightmares 2!

[@fionaroslin5019]

Is the kid moving, the kids dead . I’m not considering that a loss-- captain sauce 2021

[@ChickenTendys37]

8:49 Snuffy: UH UH I AM NOT DEALING WITH A GUN THAT SHOOTS LIGHTNING

[@AK-NERFER]

That hobbit getting treated like a baseball pitched to Barry bonds was funny

[@Chevalier2779]

I’ve gotta say TABS is the most legendary thing ever!

[@ambers.3564]

Hey cap I just wanted to say thank you for being the amazing person that you are, whenever I'm having a bad day and I put on one of your videos you always bring a smile to my face so thank you

[@Ewyn4851]

Top 3 youtubers that are crazy 1.CaptainSauce 2.GrayStillPlays 3.Lets Game It Out

[@JesusOsorio-qf4nb]

Yes

[@JesusOsorio-qf4nb]

My favorite youtubers

[@dawnreyes412]

I like how he keeps talking to his army like they can hear him even though he knows they only target the closest enemy😂