This Is Guaranteed To Confuse You

These mans have made a brain demonetizer of a Minecraft map
Also that random clip at 47 mins was supposed to be at the 40 min mark. Not sure how it got out of order.
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Outro Song:
Berx - Lavender
Video link: • Berx - Lavender
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Thanks for watching, dudes! Ratings, favorites, and general feedback is always appreciated :)

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

19:23 The porkchop gave you 1 enchanting level, allowing you to enchant your pickaxe. (14:08)

[@MrSanfrinsisco]

Npc: *Breathes* CaptainSparkles: Hold that breath, I have a feeling we're gonna need it in the future

[@arch1ve18]

MrSanfrinsisco lol same!

[@devilishjester7718]

Jordan: *Finds a thing* His brain: HOLD IT!

[@waterwolf982]

Jordan: *Finds* Jordan: HOLD!

[@emankhan1893]

made the likes 999

[@ProjectPeachy.]

"Can I ... upgrade my sea pickle?" *DOCTORS HATE HIM, FIND OUT WHY!*

[@WhoAmI-mh9dk]

Why?

[@Silver5kull]

ah yes *P R O N*

[@keirytenorio8991]

😖

[@kerriheave]

NNNN Yes

[@kerriheave]

:3

[@eukyre]

"Is there anything in my head?" "No theres nothing in my head" *Jordan confirmed small brain*

[@WhoAmI-mh9dk]

Lol

[@virginialao5132]

Lol

[@virginialao5132]

XD

[@berkeleywasson9233]

@@virginialao5132 confirmed no brain

[@shahrulijal3363]

Well that's mean

[@ignorethisname3665]

When I played this map I didn’t realize I had particles turned off and the door room was torture.

[@calypso6776]

Oh nooooooooooo that sounds terrible

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

Rest in peace.

[@spectralgames2082]

Now you made me not ignore his name

[@warriorgames5786]

F in the chat

[@Diego99992]

Guys the only door that made you progress was the dark oak ones, didnt you notice only one in each room?

[@nitro_dynamite18]

Him getting the "Revenge" book was the 2019 equivalent to rick-rolling someone.

[@laurinneff4304]

@Dendé Hehr NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU

[@pubby4155]

NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU!

[@declanthomas8823]

nitro_dynamite18 lol

[@declanthomas8823]

Why is every other comment on this getting me rick rolled

[@AlexanderPrussak]

rickrolls never die

[@pikalop]

Wait... did he just say: "Light grey stained glass, that's a pane in the glass." 😂

[@joshualee2059]

dorg dorg it's different in different places

[@milqueteaa]

@dorg dorg Gray is american, grey is British.

[@on37vn94]

Enakoii really? I’m American and I always spell it as grey

[@CheezeOfAllPizza]

@@on37vn94 New zealander and I spell grey grey too

[@FlamestoneDragon]

@@millyaitken371 aye

[@caitlin.mcnab06]

I swear I had a panic attack when Jordan didn’t check for the gray glass in the pink shulker boxes the first time he checked....

[@SimplyAnExistence]

kk.crazy.queeen x I honestly saw the panes as he opened them, which made me so much more annoyed.

[@Blapze]

Gaming Scott how dafuq did you see them?

[@SimplyAnExistence]

Blazing Emerald You can kiiiinda see the displacement of the pixels when they suddenly appear and disappear. I only saw a few of the panes, not all of them.

[@aRotundCat]

ME TOO OOF

[@jammercam7922]

Rarest ore in mc is emerald yet I me and my friend found 5 in one cave but only six diamonds

[@Vergil125]

captainsparklez: we can trade pumpkin seeds for... pumpkin seeds Stonks

[@DarkEye87]

but now see, its even more stonks cuz it drops to one from 4.

[@lukejaehun]

“That’s a pain in the glass” CaptainSparklez 2019

[@emlynmccann4053]

He's said that for a while, at least since mianite

[@ShadowDragon365]

NinjaGaming9999 I think you mean a *pane*

[@josephthegod3514]

Lol

[@josephthegod3514]

Top clean KZbinr

[@colorfulchameleon9891]

@@ShadowDragon365 I was just going to say that.

[@gavindillon1486]

*sees book labeled revenge full of the lyrics* *_DEAD SILENCE_*

[@geeklylegend]

“That’s a pain in the glass” You just earned a pity laugh

[@balt.]

*pane

[@zeroisasimp]

Heptor44 nobody cares

[@shadowcween7890]

@@zeroisasimp actually people do care because it adds onto the joke

[@shadowcween7890]

@@zeroisasimp This is the part where I insult your brain size

[@zeroisasimp]

@@shadowcween7890 go for it

[@FishManChannel]

Wait. You’re telling me i just watched a 1 hour captain sparklez video

[@AlexanderPrussak]

the map was damn good tho

[@kylawetherington2982]

Funny Name u mean realized?

[@louisvictorakpaka9855]

@MJ Teen realised is the way that everybody thats not in america says

[@nadiiah8152]

*yes*

[@bancoia3649]

@Funny Name You mean realized?

[@blakkshadow1144]

i watched the full thing not realizing that i watched the full thing and it was 1 hour long.

[@itsmepatee3956]

Blakk Shadow I liked just to get it to 69 likes lol

[@serignetoure163]

ME TOOO WTF I got no life

[@_TeddyBear_.]

Same here O.O

[@GameJack26]

"I don't think you can waterlog a chest." Sunken ships and underwater ruins: *am I a joke to you?*

[@505finds]

I love how he got the rabbits foot and aggressively said “tHaNk YoU” (Jardon is very cute

[@silentwraith3708]

)*

[@mockingbird975]

99 g g 9v9 v999 g 9g 9v999g g b 9 999

[@mockingbird975]

99999b 9999999

[@kaes9846]

@@mockingbird975 ⁶⁹

[@tetrahenix]

Jordan*

[@matijak8808]

"Nope, there is nothing in my head" - CaptainSparklez 100% not taken out of context

[@spencer6580]

Why did he say Fanta like “Fonta”

[@TheOnlyMitchDizzle]

Wait, you don't? Pretty sure I started saying it like "Fonta" because of the 2000's commercial.

[@Scudge0]

I thought “Fonta” was when someone drank carbonated orange text

[@EMETRL]

the name comes from the german word "fantastisch" so technically, the natural pronunciation is the german long "a" vowel, which is closer to fonta than fanta. But, some people argue that when saying foreign words while speaking English, it makes more sense to just say it the English way, which is fanta.

[@guppy9161]

Lol

[@presidenteherm5161]

What are you? An uncultured southerner? “Fahntuh?” “FAHNTUH?” Grow up and call it Fonta

[@BennyPlayzGaming]

CaptainSparklez: Gets Blaze rod to fuel furnace... is that part of the game or just this map Me who always makes blaze farm for unlimited fuel: *Facepalms*

[@savethetrees7039]

Benny_Playz j Haha *funny*

[@prxnce6588]

Save the Trees fkn savage lmaooo

[@backup8767]

Ikr?

[@justermonns]

Hol' up...

[@BennyPlayzGaming]

@@justermonns why hol up?

[@Skurpy_]

1:01:00 "where did I go wrong?!" I am generally concerned on the hour i spent watching this

[@thespeedyyoshi]

lollll

[@Kacp3rrak]

Minecraft map: *exists* Revenge: *exists* Captain Sparklez: *anger*

[@jasonz8635]

46:42 - 47:05 editing mistake, this portion should be at 40:08 or something like that. Edit: Oh, it's in the description, nvm.

[@EXEMPT8894]

Thought so too

[@TheCodedProf]

this is very true

[@brysonsirus7747]

I don’t get it, can someone explain?

[@171akup]

@@brysonsirus7747 At 40:08 he has the magenta concrete in his hand but it isn't explained how he got it until 46:42.

[@ryan-yc7ug]

Yea it's in the description

[@Bennuhne]

I've just recently started watching CaptainSparklez and I'm so glad that I have. Watching him play through these custom Minecraft worlds is really fun. I've been having a really bad couple of weeks and being able to watch these videos has really helped me relax and laugh.

[@66xth]

i was raiding some guys base in a faction server (unclaimed land) and then i saw 2 signs. 1 read "Creeper" the second one said "aw man". I returned all the stolen stuff and left that base. Just out of respect.

[@vvenvvs]

You my guy are very respectable

[@liampbjray5562]

oh hey that's funny!!!! idk if it's the same base but I have signs exactly like that outside of my base

[@Donutking17000]

@@liampbjray5562 it probably is the same base

[@steventaylor4966]

Oh yeah, more things to fill the empty void in my life

[@eekeey]

Well shit, that describes me to a tee.

[@bewilderpx8306]

Try mindfulness podcasts or things, it helps focus you and from there u do something commitedly

[@daishoryujin95]

U Ok?

[@raeidm.raunak4927]

Oh yeah, it’s all coming together now

[@etanu8308]

Bewilderp X .......thanks Mr. Therapy... jeez

[@robbie5021]

"I cant name it big pick energy?!" Jordan Maron 2019

[@thepurityofchaos]

69th like

[@bradenhathcock3863]

Slap bass.

[@user-ru2fz3zb2y]

your pfp of george fits perfectly.

[@aRotundCat]

Should Be -Jardon Maron 2019 OOF

[@bquncy550]

"how do i hit Riccardo's button?!"

[@Pastel_cherrii]

for some reason i agressevly scrolled down from laughter while reading this XD

[@zackieboi]

same

[@ngaipie642]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting also pretty sure yiu can fishing rod him then do it

[@last5948]

45:30 "the fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage arobic capicity test" heck in one sentence

[@howtodobasictasks7119]

You’re the only person that noticed

[@Echofrost5]

I was hoping he’d read it

[@surfie007]

I thought he just joking when he said Fanta like Fonta but then I realised he just doesn't know how to pronounce it

[@mxm_prime2191]

You just made yourself look like an idiot 🤣😂

[@wingman5052]

MxM_Prime says the one with anime batman pfp

[@mxm_prime2191]

@@wingman5052 You're not even close bro 😂

[@corruptedtheoctoling6306]

Billy C that’s captain falcon

[@corruptedtheoctoling6306]

My family is Spanish so we say it as fonta

[@--46200]

26:09 yes it's in vanilla, i think each can smelt 60 items (i'm probably wrong tho)

[@julius5393]

ye you can do that

[@MiTheMer]

Only 12 items. 50% more than coal.

[@maxthompson3739]

Nobody: Good Ol' Cap: "Fonta"

[@julijavang763]

dude I have the same sloth for my emails and other things!!! sloth check!!

[@dustmopthepig]

Wait I just realized he switched around the clip of him getting the magenta concrete from under the ice.

[@AlexDaeling]

Did i just watch an hour long captain sparkles video in 2019 Edit: so apparently this is my most liked comment now. My second most liked was on the yogcast fan song. Second most liked*

[@Trxppzd]

nothing wrong with that... right?

[@williamrutledge5133]

Yeah you aren't complaining are you?

[@monarcane]

Uh... hmmm..... I’m not sure....

[@user-ru2fz3zb2y]

yes. we all did

[@savethetrees7039]

Red Bossking No. *Because I'm watching it in 2020!* *(Anime villain laugh plays)*

[@KShih]

"This Is Guaranteed To Confuse You" Ha, jokes on you, I'm always confused!

[@BreadOnInternet]

K Shih good one

[@overlordcringe2715]

Look at likes

[@toft9471]

I just spent over an hour watching a video that was quality content 100% through it. Thank you Mr. Sparklez very cool!

[@goose3566]

“Oh that’s a pane in the glass” TOO GOOD 😂😂😂

[@BeeComfy]

Hey im a Friend of Wolley (Luqil) and Apache, and i just want to say that they legit freaked out and thank you for playing it

[@agentnuwumo9591]

Awww that’s so wholesome

[@SuperVarig]

Hi frost

[@wolley4223]

Frost! Hi!

[@yakineko6635]

hi frost

[@Kalavakus]

Hi Frost

[@FinnKid1]

"ricardo what's up my dude" he got that stone button

[@lolxd99]

if ur referencing ricardo milos then ur wrong cause this ricardo has clothes on

[@souphamchadreee]

I died internally when he missed the barrel.

[@laureen83]

"There's so many doors" - CaptainSparklez 2019

[@VarunAgarwal1515]

I love it when he plays "Minesweeper" from 1989

[@fletcher3381]

Jardoonogle: Today we will be playing a puzzle map. Puzzle map: *Any puzzle* Jardobloblin: forcc

[@kimmidog]

“All the tall grass, all the tall grass” That’s just regular grass

[@wildcardvincent]

2:57 I wasn't expecting being rescued from this sand hellscape, thank you ♡

[@Fishv0.1]

I loved this video! It was so much fun watching you play this map!

[@yungfatass445]

Yea it’s a really creative map

[@swysux6217]

Please end every video with “oops gotta go drive my mcclaren”

[@pixelcyte2457]

no

[@micahskaggs9848]

(11:00) Is no one gonna talk about how he called the villager a Testificate? That shows you just how much of an original Minecrafter he is

[@malikonthesus]

Morgz puts more ads in a 10 minutes video, My man over here trying to use the most least ads in a hour video.

[@jeremiahkulakevich9298]

"Can i upgrade my sea pickle? Aww thats dissapointing." -CaptainSparkelz

[@alidalia69]

Watching CaptainSparklez for Revenge ✋🙄 Watching CaptainSparklez for his genuine good Minecraft videos👈😏

[@hannakallin8861]

The smileys match your profile picrure lol

[@alidalia69]

@@hannakallin8861 w h a t?

[@leviboshnack9392]

Rahim Alia you never played tuber simulator?

[@sunbea4477]

Rahim Alia Watching CaptainSparklez for Revenge: ✋🙄 Watching captainSparklez for fallen kingdom: 👈😏

[@hannakallin8861]

@@alidalia69 *.......*

[@starletgamer1900]

Me: Leaves video and forgets Also me: Comes back mid video and thinks it’s a livestream I left this video half a year ago, and I come back to it NOW??

[@Eduardo-zz5ng]

Me: looks at the name Polpo Also me: gets flashbacks from JoJo Golden Wind

[@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku]

YES YES YES YES, YES!

[@camdencrocker8900]

Banana gun

[@Eduardo-zz5ng]

@@camdencrocker8900 stop you're scaring me

[@megannaix5661]

Did you relight the lighter?

[@thetacominerone2792]

Whenever u watch a 1 hour vid and thought it was 20 mins long xd

[@Demyte58]

Same. This was really good.

[@jamesrocks130]

Of course, the game he’s play is minesweeper!!! (Check description)

[@glitzyx4x852]

James Manapat is this modded minesweeper

[@ryanharvey4220]

LMAO

[@GAMINGOBRIEN69]

I don't see it mabie he changed it?

[@kaiburrus3190]

@@GAMINGOBRIEN69 no still minesweeper its the big gray box at the bottom

[@kaiburrus3190]

ok i refreshed he changed it wish i got a screen shot sadness i didn't

[@kalinajo]

26:11 that triggered my Google assistant 😅

[@tannerclement6251]

44:43 For anyone who has seen lost and gets this, this man literally outdid every single pun in that book with the lost reference

[@Amc216]

I am just recently watching that series

[@peaceful7610]

Guys I can't believe minesweeper got a 3d update Edit: it got fixed :(

[@peaceful7610]

(Guys check the description)

[@Jake1702]

It's fixed

[@BloodChampagne]

pls explain

[@peaceful7610]

@@BloodChampagne the joke was in the description the automated "which game are you playing" system originally said minesweeper

[@ryansheffield364]

Everything was fine, until the magenta room showed up

[@lilag8850]

*_UNTIL THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED_*

[@bear0productions327]

Creeper Aww man So we back in the mines Got our pickaxes swinging from Side to side Side side to side I am not doing the whole song

[@kobzyy]

i used to ruuule the world chunks would load when i gave the word

[@thatfriendwhodoesntdrinkcoffee]

Him missing the barrel in the floor at 49:01 was so painful to watch, I was like "nooooo"

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

I can bet Mumbo Jumbo could've completed this in 10 minutes

[@freema5048]

That guys a genius so there’s no need to bet

[@I_AM_HYDRAA]

Dyspo dared me to hit 42069 subs Why????????

[@danieldeleon8111]

Fatguy dared me to Destroy Kappy

[@Deltexterity]

Well yeah but mumbo jumbo is a LOGICAL genius. A lot of the things in this map are just random guesses, or don’t make any sense. So if anything he would probably be worse.

[@tamo3329]

@@Deltexterity random guesses that make sense using logic

[@junhaniac]

i love how i realized 30 minutes into the video that this video is an hour long

[@iceneko9170]

you too? lol

[@Demyte58]

I realized 1 hour and 4 minutes in

[@WetYummySteak]

Me on KZbin: switches from creepypasta to Minecraft *parkour*

[@Animexenjoyer]

Dang. These maps are so fun to watch. At least Jordan figures everything out at the end so big brain.

[@a11owed72]

36:47 Jordan speaking about the *_water_* in the chest less than a minute ago: Oh yeah the chest is behind the *_water_* ok cool Jordan NEEDING WATER TO FILL UP HIS GLASS BOTTLE: Indeed, i must go to previous rooms.

[@also_a_puny]

Map: exists Jardon: these are confusing times

[@DRCx_]

Polpo believes that God forgives even murder, he also believes pumpkin seeds are a fitting form of currency.

[@sarahswind4215]

“Nothing bad will happen now” *breaks an important item on accident* well there goes that

[@EightSixThree]

woah, this has to be one of the craziest maps I've ever seen. Great video!

[@ghosty-fr2sj]

Love the vids man

[@TrinitySoundss]

I watched this whole video and then realized it was an hour long, lmao

[@zombathinlostleghackercat5233]

2:42 Me: Aaauooh!!!! (Cause of that villager chest design...)

[@rovenne1959]

Hey Jordan, the creator of Parkour Spiral has created a new map called Parkour Pyramid. You and X33n should play it!

[@gabstery]

i just watched an hour long video without realizing it. Good job.

[@kaleeevans2376]

Maps like this are part of the reason I love Minecraft. You can be running around playing survival or you can have a 3D puzzle map like this that confuses your brain. There's so many things you can do with it and I love that so much 💕

[@witchamy]

That moment, when you realize that the Gray room is actually a reference to Monsters Inc.

[@northamerica5539]

Jardon should totally make a remaster of Revenge. Same song except with better animation and graphics, eehh?

[@boomannotjeff]

he milks it enough already

[@northamerica5539]

Aazerous This is KZbin. You with go all or not at all

[@lorekeeper685]

Old graphics are good

[@GermaphobeMusic]

discord is my favorite form of currency

[@gustavo_lol]

I don't normally watch videos this long, but this was an exception. i dont know why. very entertaining.

[@PrincessPolyhedra]

That was actually super cool. Reminds me a lot of the Myst trilogy with all the back and forth

[@elizathegamer413]

Yeah, blaze rod can be fuel in vanila

[@heyandy889]

that map was dope as f. it reminds me of games from back in the day MOTAS and "Escape the Room."

[@essgee621]

Jordan: knows he will likely need the third player head Also Jordan: Leaves it in the first room instead of putting it in his inventory

[@breakingaustin]

Im amazed how many players don't know you can use blaze rods and lava as furnace fuel

[@butter-mint5441]

Who else watched 1 hour of CaptainSparklez figuring where to place blocks?

[@astrumfiore4382]

The instant realization after seeing the book titled "Revenge"

[@Galaxyjelly99]

First captainsparklez video I watched. Watching this video was the beginning of it all

[@LukaszOsiak]

This was the coolest leveldesign for Minecraft I've seen!

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Minecraft Map uses Confusion! Jardon uses Creeper Aw Man! It's super effective

[@salty_slug]

1:01:30 counterpoint: I think this is the perfect thing for a game of this type. Perhaps they could use a message saying "find the red glass", but the name of the game is to find things in unrelated rooms and hard-to-find spots. Makes sense to me to hide them all.

[@vix_arilynn]

That was a nuts map so cool and interesting to see how everything interacted with everything else!

[@eclipse8464]

"That's a pane in the glass." -Jordan 2019

[@ThatBlendingGuy]

Sparklz: I got all the tall grass! Me: 😶 Sparklz: what? Me: It was short Also me: v_v

[@prcld]

I haven't made it past 10 minutes in a video for over 3 months. I watched this whole thing. Congrats, you did it!

[@delimiter2886]

CS:"We probably will need that head later, and will forget about it" Also cs *doesn't takes the head immediately

[@zeppelinyolo]

Albert Einstein" Insanity is doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results" Hmm sounds like Ricardo

[@leon-zo4ik]

I just realized at the end of the video it was one hour I just clicked on the notification when it uploaded and watched the whole way through ;-;

[@DragonDrawingsMightyE-Lord]

Brushes hair because it’s a school day, didn’t realize it was a one hour video until it’s time for school, QUICKLY BRUSHES HAIR- Me: dang it pays off when I wake up at six am....tho should an 11 yo girl (me) be waking up at that time every school day like I currently do....is this bad....

[@spyrozombies9799]

When I was 11 I'd still be up at 430 panicking about only having and 2 hrs to catch the bus and no sleep

[@kurthorton2385]

This video literally killed me. Thanks. I needed this.

[@MacNCheezMonstr]

I actually saw the barrel when you first walked past it