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[@blockrock44]

That edit around 21:50 was fantastic.

[@mihan2d]

*Tyler screaming and disappearing vibes*

[@zewzit]

@@mihan2d xnopyt. A-

[@emperornerd3081]

@@zewzit A Tom Scott fan I see

[@SuprSBG]

NO-

[@jetforceexe8170]

and 12:33 xD

[@dulcerolindeaux9700]

I started watching CS about a year and a half ago and I have heard the "I'm going to start saying 'no' to more things and focus on gaming" speech at least three times. It hasn't happened yet. It sounds like an awesome plan and I hope it works this time. Having the time to pursue the things you love is an amazing gift and I hope Sparklez is finally able to give it to himself.

[@TheAndersJames]

Good gods this episode was a fantastic hot mess. The killer editor flairs, Jordan's monologues, and the wicked parkour skills. This may be my new go to video to recommend for folks not familiar with our Captain.

[@reedplaysgames]

Yeah the editor went full on YTP mode at a few points I love it! I genuinely laughed out loud when he disappeared after dying

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

This is straight up anxiety on a whole nother level

[@freyahiddleston6338]

Half the time I didn’t know what he was saying I was mesmerised by the parkour skills

[@TurtleMedicine]

same

[@okaysomething-ef1cx]

He’s gotten better!

[@Johnny-tw5pr]

I was playing this in the background so I understood everything but at the last 15 minutes I started paying to the parkour and the time pressure and it was really cool

[@DangerDurians]

Man the editors have really been popping off lately

[@RustEliel]

The comedic timing of the editor is on point!

[@paragparab1841]

NICK

[@enigmab0x865]

ii love it

[@DurianXLVIII]

HHEYYYY

[@frootTVcards]

mans NO'ed himself out of existence. that was the most clutch finishing time, you did amazing sweetie

[@ceciliailluzzi]

the intro reminded me of the “in a world” intros from minecraft hunger games

[@L33TH4XM8]

Man I miss those

[@eibhen]

@@L33TH4XM8 me tOO

[@KingsBard]

IN A WORLD

[@4bafiafzil999]

I miss his hunger games series too!

[@awesomeness369]

@@L33TH4XM8 me three

[@JudahDeNose]

Ok, I know you said you wanted to cut back your projects, but a Captain Sparklez Podcast would legitimately be great and here's why: 1. You are Captain Sparklez, the guests you would be able to get are quite legitimately limitless, due to the fact that everyone has heard of you, not only that but the fact of the matter is that you're friends with people who would be great to have on as a guest views-wise, like Tubbo, Dream, Schlatt, plus all of the musicians you know from Maron Music, buisness people you know, the list goes on and on for guests that would make for excellent episodes 2. Your audience is very diverse, but I imagine that at this point most people have a lot of nostalgia for you. Nostalgia, tends to kick in around late teens, early 20s, which is a demographic that is more likely to have time to listen to a podcast, plus they would have nostalgia for it. Nostalgia is extremely powerful, and it isn't limited to you, if Daneboe made a podcast, I would 100% listen to it, and I haven't watched Annoying Orange in years, I just have that strong of nostalgia. 3. You could be a bit more unfiltered. I know often it's "If I can't make money off of this project, then what is the point?", But the thing is, we now know more about Demonitzation than we used to, we know that as long as you keep it clean for the first minute, usually the rest of the video is free game for language misconseptually construed as demonitizable. 4. More work for your editors! As an editor I know how it is, this would be another place to have your editors make money if they wanted it. It honestly isn't something that would have to be highly edited, it would just be more work if they needed it. 5. It would only have to be as often as you wanted it to be, it wouldn't have to be weekly, it could be monthly, or quarterly, or just whenever you wanted it to be. I just think it would be cool.

[@MtVesuvius]

Like the car podcast?

[@SerpaJavier]

@@MtVesuvius the car podcast/interview on the road was a way of making his time driving monetizable but the problem is that not everyone would like to be ina car with Jardon for 2 hours.... JK. Th car podcast was fine but a MC parkour podcast could be amazing.

[@woof106]

Yes please! I've really been wanting this for a long time

[@zacheryblackburn6627]

Mans wrote a novel

[@4bafiafzil999]

I just hope he is happy and have fun with the decisions he made, no else I like all his Minecraft series tho, especially survival games :( And why he doesn't consolidated all 3 channels into one anyway?

[@cambrown5633]

2:13 "you've got to think on the fly"... ideally you should be thinking on the snake, but okay

[@Polygonetwo]

The Captain made it five minutes and thirty point eight seconds without messing up, failing on the thirteenth level. How unfortunate. He was doing so well, too. :(

[@theothewinkie174]

my brain didnt pick up on the snake emoji so i just see "Parkour" as like, a statement, and i got a little intimidated. Great method of getting me to click on a video, as it turns out.

[@TurtleMedicine]

lol

[@JMScibra]

The low-res icon looked like an Iron to me.

[@minervacatter]

same lmao

[@NameNotFound147]

i thought the snake emoji was a bird

[@rmorren9207]

If we're thinking about clips from the past of this channel to Clip, your battle with Land-Shark is definitely the first thing that comes to mind. OGs remember

[@noskalborg723]

we need to get out the Trollcraft clips. (but i don't have twitter, so i will be using the sub for that.)

[@VcSaJen]

A lot of those were already animated by MAMAs b0y, though.

[@sophiasmith7750]

Tbh, I really liked the transition between jumping to start parkour and jumping into the long-time sponsor, the like button. I would love to see more transitions like that, purposeful or otherwise 😁

[@CasacaraDFP]

Nice intro nice map nice editing!

[@Wigglemice]

Wait Cas how'd you get the little sparklez icon by your name?

[@gsam2021]

@@Wigglemice They're a channel member

[@Wigglemice]

@@gsam2021 that's what I thought but I wasn't sure if that's what it was.

[@AbbyRawks]

Who else was cheering on Jardon in that last 20 second bit ;O

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Every snek, even Minecraft sneks, deserve a good boop

[@burningfiregames6015]

Thanks... Kim Jong Un

[@adelalmohtaseb5261]

Thanks.... Kim Jong Un

[@abripri]

Thanks... Kim Jong Un

[@oofire2480]

This takes snaking to a whole new level Also very nice editing :D

[@PatchworkRose567]

The editor better be getting a raise with how nicely edited this video is

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

Does he actually have an editor? I feel like I hear him say all the time that editing these videos takes a while and it always sounds like he’s talking like he does them

[@ChiefArug]

@@AlwaysBolttheBird Sometimes he edits them, sometimes his editor, Keegan (sorry if I butchered the spelling) edits them. Usually the ones with more overlays are Keegan's.

[@keeganhall4501]

Definitely give yourself a break, you don’t have to people please do what makes you happy I’ll still watch everything here and on twitch and the sparkle shortz all great content

[@funtechu]

No step on snek. Except in this map. In this map, you have to step on snek.

[@ludviggrefve]

Really interesting map (but stressful) Also flawless editing. Keep it up!

[@foxisaghost]

I always love the editing 🐍

[@InnesTahtinen]

I'd love a Jardon Maron podcast

[@bryanbythecreek]

Jordan: I'm having fun gaming Also Jordan not even 5 seconds later: falls on Parkour and becomes upset

[@King_W1ck]

i would love you to go back to straight gaming i love your other content but its a good idea with a lot of more popular channels being strictly just gaming i could see sparklez blowing up again

[@MiTheMer]

Personally I do see the danger of gaming popularity getting a dent now that Corona is more and more over...

[@malthebun5837]

I almost choked on my food laughing at the beginning with the "here wE GO- hey also"

[@abbewinter9249]

The editing on these vids is always really entertaining!

[@static2735]

that transition at 19:03 was so seamless that it took me a minute to process what had happened lmao

[@Vladek16]

13:28 this brought me PTSD from shootmania obstacle and the freaking corner rocket jumps 😨

[@TheiPollox]

I love how jordan hates slimes because of the edges, but its more of a global minecraft limitation as a whole lol, like walking/running on the edge of a magma block doesn't hurt you, or walking/running on the edge of soul sand doesn't slow you, etc.

[@hannahhhhhhhhhh]

his voice is like asmr, i always fall asleep to his videos idek why

[@drakenn342]

I used to put his videos on after work, and usually ended up napping.

[@bsylve]

Sparklez mentions the clip feature I am now waiting for someone to clip Mianite season 2 who do the voodoo after sparklez and x33n get further in mc eternal since voodoo dolls exist in mc eternal

[@naushadedwin9567]

Who do da voodoo?

[@oshdubh]

Bro the music in this episode is such a vibe. This is my favourite episode in a good while. Loved it.

[@samtherat6]

Jordan seems really eager about the clips feature when he’s said some really dicey stuff in the past.

[@waynerooney6023]

Everyone has. Not a big deal if something comes out. The only people who will get upset are the dumb minecraft stans on twitter

[@rachelcb123]

I am SO excited for your caves and cliffs let's play (at least I'm hoping desperately that you do a let's play for it) my favorite videos by you are your less-cut-down-timewise let's plays, followed by your map videos (like this one!)

[@JudahDeNose]

You might set up a Google form for clips submissions on the Clips channel

[@Bxpesynergy]

I found that intro mad funny 😆

[@Chachoes]

Shout out to this man who literally still plays Minecraft after 10+ years you can really see the psychological affect its had on him

[@jeremykanner1766]

how about putting the most viewed subreddits on Jordan Reacts

[@hugegranolabar9895]

even after 4 years of forgetting about him, this man still makes me smile immediately

[@tristianbarragan5356]

Do whatever makes you happy Jordan! The real ones will support you either way!

[@notaseat5934]

I'm also super weirded out by the scoring of parkour tag. I mean obviously its hard to tell in the later rounds of it, but it was that first round where you guys were pretty much flawless but you came out as last on the leaderboard? That was really odd, as I thought you'd at least come above the team you just beat but you didnt

[@samtherat6]

“I couldn’t have scripted it that close even if I wanted to.” *Dream has entered the chat*

[@caversdelight]

dude i miss when he was popping of

[@taayyylorlee]

Not to make you feel old but I’ve been watching you since I was 11 and I turn 20 this month. Thanks for always being there Cap

[@treetrunk1016]

I really like your react videos, but being gaming focused might be a good idea, with gaming becoming more popular again. Whatever floats your goat!!!! 🐐

[@kankanfr]

8:57 gg editor

[@grizzlyfauz84]

i just wanna say ive been watching Jardon before the term Jardon existed, when minecraft revenge was new. Granpa Jardon, thanks for all your videos!

[@NGC-7635]

Imagine how terrifying it would be to try and do a real life version of this

[@Tharronis]

Yes, more minecraft vids please. Such a good way to chill out

[@pumpkinisthename4300]

6:30 the very first death

[@annajohnston9528]

Could you please consider playing Subnatica below Zero? :D I adored your first playthrough! Also fun fact you where the fastest to die at the start out of all the ppl I’ve seen play XD

[@creedexa8792]

21:53 Captainsparklez has left the game

[@cinnamonbruh6010]

The editing in this vid is god tier

[@Rox700]

This gives me anxiety and confusion of where he has to go and to jump

[@orangederp]

20:45 captainsparklez out of context

[@lindseychaps21]

loving the new editing these last couple videos

[@ancheta650]

i remember playing snake parkour in the mineplex lobby in 2014. good times.

[@shawneeg214]

I found myself getting distracted by the shiny thing on his collar for most of the video

[@bluestone321]

I absolutely love the high production quality Minecraf content

[@LunarNagito]

I looove the react videos they let me wind down at the end of the day so i can sleep better. Game vids are fun during the day but at night its nice to relax with the reacts to reddit. =^.^=

[@NinF37]

this man provides serotonin on levels that very little else can provide

[@reesechin4248]

the editing is so perfect and amazing it’s truly IMMACULATE

[@seamusbyrne8721]

Loved the editing!

[@SerpaJavier]

I really really like this video.... keep up.

[@bennythetiger6052]

Please come back with more episodes for the Voltz Wars series

[@nyoom9383]

Man, what an ending!!!!

[@trevorromero7741]

loved the edits.

[@seamusbyrne8721]

Oohh Sweet map concept

[@mystorioconscript3787]

Play Immersive Portals maps Their REALLY trippy

[@volt734]

21:54 was great

[@MirshikarSilivren]

i love the editing in this one

[@christopherthampoe8770]

I have missed your parkour videos and was so happy to see this in my recommended

[@sawii887]

To see the day that captain is smooth in parkour. What a day to be alive

[@seamusbyrne8721]

Wheres my snake! You promised me snake!

[@theonlyllen]

12:35 lmmao

[@lavender3609]

Jordan: "... *unalive* lines" Me, processing: _...deathlines? no... dielines? .......OH,_ deadlines.

[@thejoycoffin5615]

As an MC Veteran it's safe to say this map is beautiful truly a true mc creators creation. rate 12/m8

[@koldobika_]

I liked this video, thanks Jordan, keep up the good work! And thanks to the Blue man himself, amazing map as always

[@zen-rt2bb]

New channel : nostalgic sparkle shorts with a pair of green shorts for the profile picture

[@Great16]

when jardon dissapeared from the webcam it was so funny lmao

[@tobiass.6663]

i like the way these are added now days. keep it up

[@grimreaper5264]

"I hate snakes! I hate them!" - Indiana Jones

[@terrynasonisasupervillain9017]

Nice

[@regentcoffeeplays3262]

Captainsparklez: "gaming is back and I'm enjoying coming back to Goooood. Kinda still sounds right

[@higgy0789]

The editing in this video is amazing! Super fun stuff

[@astroboystan]

It’s been so long since I’ve watched a minecraft video, but this was nice.

[@maximusbair2567]

loving the new editing style

[@block2533]

I just love how the tag on his shirt is also transparent

[@seamusbyrne8721]

When You fail the strafe. XD

[@evewilkes]

idk who's been editing j's videos lately but they are popping tf off

[@antonioborobia4178]

This is a really well-edited video props to the editor

[@BiaVCH101]

I'm not as active on youtube as I was before so I would love if you stream more on twitch!

[@Vladek16]

would you do a parkour competition vs Aurelien Sama ? He's the french parkour master and a big Minecraft youtuber. I'd love to see that crossover :D

[@santiagoramirez2570]

This video is so good edited, everything was great, good job

[@anonym771jf]

Snake jump

[@elyssa_141]

i'm so proud of his parkour skills

[@LeeirahBrashka]

The editor's humor 10/10 ign quality.

[@retroforager]

holy shit he actually got it under time. great work captain!