stabbing famous youtubers in minecraft for $10,000

[@johnathanmeep1551]

I love when the video switches perspectives. You just hear the yelling of you tubers and suddenly technoblades calm voice comes out of nowhere saying “heck”

[@iamlegallyblind-roar]

The ‘heck’ was censoring

[@maddoxgodwin3188]

@Max Figura best line in this thing by far....I laughed so hard....

[@tressaballard7596]

@Max Figura He killed Schlatt three games in a row. Schlatt wqas so confident that he was gonna kill Techno in the first one too.

[@Scullgaming962]

*hecc*

[@Komody0924]

idk why but it satisfies me sooo much lmao

[@Hassam_Haider]

I love how everyone freaks out when they see him and techno calmly says “Hmm,I think that’s the guy that killed me last round”

[@Bomber-dt6ej]

With *TNT*

[@ngocakaurmum8331]

@@Bomber-dt6ej wot

[@dvot0075]

Ali Raza it’s very menacing.

[@Captain.Obvious]

Ali Raza listen if you kill techno when he’s weak you have *LEGALLY* signed your chance of winning Minecraft Monday away

[@paragadhikari4990]

Damn,it's been some time

[@Quickiest_Trip]

"I'm being suffocated by my social anxiety." Truer words never spoken.

[@thebig1987]

- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@iluvcats4597]

Wise words from a wise man

[@user-fj1cq4ju9x]

Suga San?

[@Quickiest_Trip]

@@user-fj1cq4ju9x 👀

[@feras_133]

Couldnt have been said better

[@dreamypizza8458]

"HE'S COMING HE WANTS REVENGE FOR LAST GAME!" junky janker "oh wait is this the guy that tnted me last game" techno

[@dreamypizza8458]

@@sagardoesntexist yes it is hence the minecraft monday week 1 in the description

[@hero-scout9397]

He went from “he has armor, dont attack” to “oh he has full prot 4 diamond? *i want it* “

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

Character development

[@bluedragon9843]

lol that's true

[@LittleVictorMinecraft]

Lol

[@dep_team9062]

truuuuue

[@edwardanimsyujinamuka6203]

28:34 Oh how the foreshadowing

[@tomek2980]

kills famous youtubers: stonefaced gets identified as a raw porkchop: *screams in excietment*

[@spoozy09]

Tomek On 10 person kill streak: Favorite item is his icon: OH MY GODD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@neilthegrassbison458]

This is what i love about techno (´∀`)

[@Xedornox]

Techno summed up in one comment 😂

[@pinheadlarry268]

*happiness noises*

[@norwaltz9452]

EXCITEMENT MY A-

[@BananaWasTaken]

Techno: i’ve killed DanTDM and ninja today, my whole bucket list is being checked off. Err, techno I think that’s called a hit list

[@MikePhelpsOfficial]

They kicked the bucket.

[@asew7438]

Bucket list is list of things you want to do before death. Who knows what techno put on his.

[@Xanthopathy]

moron

[@iliketurtles7782]

Rip techno died because he finished his bucket list and Did not know what it means

[@abyzz6252]

@@Xanthopathy r/wooosh

[@BreadBanks5490]

Seeing Technoblade approaching you at high speeds on a tracker would be terrifying

[@thedarkurge420]

“i heard you was conflicted and i thought i’d stop by to reaffirm your faith in the one true minecraft god”

[@BreadBanks5490]

@Frostgamer88 Well no shit

[@CortezCabral-zk9hc]

Rip techno

[@Illhelppwn]

"It was like high school all over again but everyone's famous." That sounds like literal hell lmao

[@Lavantte]

I just died a little inside when he said that.

[@Ana-je8qw]

Lol same

[@swirly3081]

danganronpa😶

[@vc9491]

@Jin Shuaiyan wat?

[@NaN-noCZ]

Imagine the blackmail.

[@Vienna3080]

Technoblades that guy that makes a really funny joke and nobody listened to it so he graduates with a Doctorate in Theoretical Physics then runs for every office positions then finally gets the presidency just to make that joke again so people can hear him

[@TOSEELOSANGELES]

why is this so accurrate

[@dazeyndrowsy]

Then he realises the mic wasn't on

[@idkwut4523]

@@dazeyndrowsy then he abolishes the government as the president

[@yahney-marie]

yep

[@chuuya1335]

cool but what types of guys have you met

[@TapL]

I am from the future and Technoblade will get the PIG rank permanently

[@ibbi5351]

Harveeeyy!!

[@despacito_boi4484]

He gonna get paiiiiiiid

[@andrew_wwang]

TapL Hm I am from the far future

[@layton5537]

14 likes on a TapL comment from 11 months ago. More then 1k likes on a random comment from 2 months ago.

[@literallygrassblock7162]

I’m even farther in the future

[@childesleftsock]

0:31 i love how he sounded so excited when he found out his icon was a porkchop

[@sansouchi1083]

Hearing techno talk about how bloodthirsty he is in his monotone voice gives me hope

[@Migixkem]

urPrifilePicIsPerfectToThisComment

[@ra_khvc]

He’s getting revenge for the murdering of his brethren

[@eduardoruizsoares7247]

Avenging his brethren by killing millions of pigs to make a sword in skyblock...

[@rod880]

Sansouchi I was the 1k like

[@floydy8359]

Die -Technoblade

[@joshuaferry2095]

The contrast between techno’s chillness and the rest of the players freaking out makes me laugh

[@p_eabean]

Meanwhile, Techno is trying to plug in a steering wheel

[@yo_utub-e]

same looooool

[@schtoompid]

Other youtuber: AAHHHHHHHH ITS TECHNOBLADE FRIK RUUUUUUUUUUN Technoblade: Get em', bois.

[@guesswhat5633]

who knew that he is just using 0% of his power

[@aetherheart1954]

DrierFire techno: get em'

[@Adam_np16]

10,000 dollars on the line: Technoblade: Pig Rank on the line: Technoblade: *activates sicko mode*

[@brugmoment2343]

Piggo mode

[@joe5792]

@@brugmoment2343 😂😂

[@plumpbowl]

Also techno asks for steering wheel

[@yoghurtcat]

ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL

[@carsonh1532]

Adam Techno being offered a [PIG] rank in hypixel. Techno blade: SKILL ACTIVATE! Also techno : *Slaughters childhood dream Techno: I Got Paid!. . . And I also got 5k but it’s not the point.

[@MiraculousMuzzles]

I wish that "Made 4 years ago" was "Made 4 hours ago"

[@Freskimi-rs1cv]

Real

[@Winter_aces]

Same..

[@lajfnn]

Sane

[@drpeppercats]

its painful to see that this was made that long ago i miss this era lowk

[@sebski9574]

Its not fun to go back and watch all his vids just to realize there never will be any new ones;/

[@riablo9196]

Technoblade’s “bucket list” is actually just a Minecraft hit list Edit: Rest in Peace Technoblade

[@YanosProductions]

Riablo we all knew he had one

[@therandomsquirrel6694]

Riablo KNEW IT

[@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218]

It’s not 420 likes anymore hah got u

[@garythesnail8863]

Comrade SKYSVR you’re a monster.

[@-dodup-5970]

Riablo LMAOI

[@albedofan3140]

I like how everyone is screaming or shouting “IT’S TECHNO” but techno is just vibin

[@kangkong8348]

he do be vibin doe 😳

[@albedofan3140]

shan drinks water exactly

[@chardeusexmachina1676]

YEA but the fear man, he is unstoppable, count that there's pig rank in

[@albedofan3140]

yes, yes he is

[@Sheepherder19]

Shed Productions I love the thumbnail

[@Swu1863]

From other people's povs it looks like Techno is thirsting for kills. From Techno's pov other people just look bad at the game

[@maze7376]

This is true, I don't know if I like it.

[@Case2_0]

@@maze7376 you should, just watch The Great Potato War

[@maze7376]

@@Case2_0 I did, I just saw a beast fighting for potatos.

[@frederikboeggild]

He is not thirsting for kills he is thirsting for pig rank

[@IIlIIIIlll]

This power...it’s too much for 1 man, POWER CORRUPTS!!!

[@Slackow]

I think it's hilarious that he basically did the same thing he set out to do when he started playing survival games on this channel, where he had a compilation of himself killing every major KZbinr playing survival games at the time. He did the exact same thing completely by accident on a much larger scale and it was glorious and a fever dream to witness live.

[@Ominous_b]

You still pay for membership? Don’t you think your paying for nothing No offence I don’t mean to be rude I’m just questioning it

[@Slackow]

@@Ominous_b the money goes partly to technos family and partly to the sarcoma foundation so I don't feel bad about keeping it, it's only five a month so I'll keep it as long as I can afford it, I was a sponsor for 3+ years before he passed. Also don't worry about it, it's a valid question.

[@Boxygirl96]

@@SlackowI’m glad to see another person still carrying the blade in his honor o7

[@fruitykokobearva]

@@Slackow plus you get a cute lil sword next to your name

[@pulseshuckle8956]

I love how techno blade just casually says “I’m killing ninja give me a second”

[@alleghanyonce]

@mehdi Haddou Killing someone with a lot of popularity actually isn’t normal.

[@resetti2040]

@@alleghanyonce How so?

[@alleghanyonce]

@@resetti2040 How many famous streamers do you come across on a daily basis? I would say not many.

[@resetti2040]

@@alleghanyonce Killing a streamer is the same as killing any other person, sure, they are a lot more popular than your average joe but that doesn't make the chances of killing/meeting them any rarer than killing/meeting a stranger.

[@alleghanyonce]

@@resetti2040 What? I'm just saying that seeing someone famous is extremely rare, that is basic information. There are only a few million people with a Wikipedia page, for instance, out of over 7 billion people that makes it pretty rare.

[@DQCt0R]

I love how the people that attack techno are always under-equipped or not as good as him and those who actually have the armour to fight him always run just out of fear.

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Other people: oh they have diamond armor TechnoBlade: ooo free armor.

[@DaveKumar.]

The wise fears the lion

[@ahaanshah9715]

The art of fear

[@cbhv4321]

smart people get armor. smart people run away.

[@wreth8254]

Fools think themselves wise, but the wise know that they are but fools.

[@zachrichard7039]

Junky: "OOH THEY'RE UP HERE, RUN" Techno: "Oh, I think that's the guy who TNT'ed me last game"

[@quantumblauthor7300]

In Techno's eyes, you are not Gumball. In Techno's eyes, you are nothing but a difficulty level.

[@aprilshiba]

QuantumBlur but stronger LOL

[@wintersibrun768]

@@quantumblauthor7300 honestly so accurate for technos mentality with all enemies xD

[@Tapps9977]

I love that nothing gave him more bloodlust than the steering wheel not working.

[@CinsBinofJunk]

But while I was winning $10000 and having fun, squid kid was already farmin’ potatoes!

[@bryanp5843]

You know what, I never really thought about that. Squid Kid was ahead of the game

[@dantethewanderer4989]

@@bryanp5843 Yet he still wound up behind Techno even after all this time... he might catch up eventually

[@AshPikachu9]

If you want to defeat me.......

[@aquamelon0087]

Well here we are, and now techno has started a minecraft SMP just to hide his true powers of potato farming

[@noahbarron8402]

This is actually gold

[@RevvedVRRRMMNN]

Everyone: *sees technoblade* Also Everyone: *imma pretend like I didn’t see that and walk the other way*

[@acidthedragon685]

Goodbye pigman you never saw me

[@yKuroKenshi]

6:22 **Techno starts running like flash in the railings** Logdotzip: Why do I hear boss music?

[@thatdude8272]

Ikr

[@salmon6513]

"I'm toxic as a joke, I want to be friends with everyone here, ok? Abseloutly everyone, besides JSchlatt. Hate that guy." *1 year later* DreamSMP: Government

[@soul6183]

not any more

[@francissitchon9321]

He predicted the future

[@datkuriboi8465]

All seeing eye

[@Flip-Floptop]

Government is no more.

[@abxtractsage]

Rip

[@Luna_onYT]

the fact that he was getting ignored and now youtubers will literally scream at the top of their lungs when they hear the name Technoblade, absolute legend.

[@luca-qs4ij]

Meanwhile on mrbeast's stream: "How do I get out of the boat"

[@ToxicNoxic]

Luca Barbieri Pewdiepie: “YOU DONT”

[@frisk14human10]

😂😂

[@-Carnivorous-]

Lol

[@starplatinumgamergaming1163]

@yer da Your pfp make this comment very funny to read

[@a1oexo]

I love the pure fear on people's faces when they realize techno see's them and is coming for them

[@blob9836]

Lol same

[@mikir1741]

Lmao same

[@Anna-hh9kz]

Lol

[@Milo55m]

Hello

[@Carrion_Cadaver]

Carson's was literally priceless

[@garrettanderson2528]

9:44 after technoblade slaughters jschlatt you can see carson running in the background to his inevitable doom of the gravel trap.

[@doinkyykong8255]

You can hear him open the doomed chest at 9:57 if you listen close enough. XD

[@mayoraldrinzon4847]

@@SparklingWater445 hell yeah ni- i mean bro

[@lancetheking7524]

@@SparklingWater445 a man of culture

[@warriorofjailbreak]

Ninja: “Whatever the other guy’s name is I forgot.” TECHNOBLADE: “clout denied”

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@HonnaC]

E

[@Sirslatticus]

I love how techno was both known for being the kindest most polite guy in existence in real life, and simultaneously the scariest most frightening and murderous in game

[@SagemaGrindset1894]

and being the funniest all at the same time :') gonna miss him

[@shreyaspanguluri637]

Plus comedic.

[@Cosmik60]

Real Life: The Saint Minecraft: *Doom Music plays*

[@_-zinny-_was_here9376]

Duality of man

[@gamercentral2417]

Dream Stan’s can cry

[@Victor-dg6wm]

It genuinely makes me smile whenever people start screaming in fear in Technoblade’s presence

[@boristakerman]

poggers

[@boristakerman]

@That Boi I mean, a lot of them didnt even know who technoblade was, just saw in their chats "Technoblades gonna slam you, pog champ"

[@flux0706]

"AAAHHHADGAUFYRIOUTREPRH ITRS TECHNO!!!!!11!21!!! ITSTECHNOBLADE!!!! RUUNNN RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN" Techno fans - *smiles fondly*

[@robloxperson8986]

@@flux0706 But techno now dead

[@quinnturner3186]

“Except jshlatt I hate that guy” This is what we call foreshadowing

[@fredhed1121]

ANARCHY!!!

[@matchstick33]

I love the character development

[@eggtastic3555]

timestamp?

[@princeofbullshiting1032]

@@eggtastic3555 25:42

[@finja2164]

DREAM SMP WAS SCRIPTED, TOO BE SCRIPTED SO THAT JSCHLATT BECOMES THE ANARCHIST

[@kavitaambatkar9417]

Still love rewatching his old videos sometimes. Probably rewatched this one idk how many number of times. Feels weird its been almost 2 years already since his death. Rest in peace techno.

[@malbiismail]

i love how this vid is a year old and there’s still comments from one hour ago

[@anneuusitalo3529]

So long minecrafters live

[@cometseternity1982]

*Me, rewatching all of Technos videos:*

[@duckk2654]

@@cometseternity1982 same😂

[@doomham420]

Kat And Kass Playz Gacha Life lmao me too

[@haruamv7842]

I didn't even knew it's already been a year

[@drcraby356]

Everyone: Sweat Techno: Tries to connect steering wheel

[@scytherind8928]

To be fair, he only did it after his win was basically guaranteed.

[@pizza6383]

It would've been hilarious if he got a kill with a steering wheel

[@trustItsDigital]

666 LIKES OMG

[@khoeckman5286]

haha this made my day

[@dante4838]

...so are you ignoring every single game before that?

[@geniusapple6471]

"Everyone's heroes are here and I'm gonna stab all of them." - Technoblade

[@UnfortunateKera]

10 more likes from now.. you gon have 666 likes

[@bill9379]

Imma make that a poster.

[@alphawolfgaming69420]

me: technoblade you're my hero

[@xxtheguyguyxx4400]

Supersmashbros in a nutshell

[@blackchip2368]

techno dont commit and i dont mean college

[@ravincarrot]

My favourite quote “He’s so! *dead*, he’s so! *not alive*”

[@tarapeters3048]

Techno : I'm toxic as a joke. I wanna be friends with everyone here. Except jschlatt hate that guy. jschlatt : I've been *murdered.*

[@Gameknight2169]

Literally

[@f1fanboyo]

*_dead body reported_*

[@lemonaid_5501]

how ironic.. maybe foreshadowing the storyline of manberg?

[@yesno8654]

@@lemonaid_5501 mhm

[@FEfj]

@@lemonaid_5501 perhaps

[@trinitora]

I still remember watching Minecraft Monday in 2019 and thinking who is this pig guy everyone's scared of. A few days after that I just sat all day watching your videos and loving your content. I'm honestly shocked at the news and I just want to thank you for everything you have done. Goodbye Techno and thank you

[@theairmonarchs1152]

That’s exactly how I feel rewatching this tonight. I remember watching Bajan Canadians perspective and seeing technoblade and I was immediately hooked

[@No-yn1mj]

Technoblade never dies

[@pupperquincy3430]

Rip techno he will never die in our hearts

[@thecheesyskull88]

Technoblade never dies

[@emrikbergqvist4906]

@@thecheesyskull88 yes, he will forever remain in our hearts, techno truly never dies

[@Jake04531]

What did you do this monday? *Stabbed Ninja in Minecraft*

[@theh3nny]

this monday*

[@apotatoman4862]

woah.

[@Carrotdrink]

well it was monday but okay

[@ultracell9055]

Daniel Romeo thats habitude

[@Jake04531]

Fixed it

[@Recarsonated]

This one event sparked a beginning of a whole new era for minecraft on youtube

[@williamnghiem6890]

Other KZbinrs: *Ignores Technoblade* Teachnoblade: *So you have chosen... death.*

[@jackwolowacz9382]

It's treason then

[@IveGotBeef]

True

[@holypython4418]

*NOW SENPAI IS GOING TO NOTICE ME*

[@runes4207]

yeah i love teachnoblade bro

[@combobreaker3477]

Lol im laughing so hard

[@CZORCH]

Junky: OH MY GOD RUN HE WANTS REVENGE IT'S TECHNO RUN OH MY GODDD Techno: I think that's the guy who TNT'd me last game

[@RafaPro44]

I think, *ITS A POSIBILITY*

[@adnansabanovic6488]

Techno is Saitama confirmed

[@taosterproductions7210]

Junky’s plans to eliminate the middle class were foiled.

[@bari_toni1826]

Junky: you ruined my entire life Techno: I don’t even know who you are

[@PeachDragon_]

"We have a player tracker" "Oh it's technoblade" *goes in the opposite direction*

[@NateRiver5454]

I would to

[@namelastname766]

honestly who wouldn't

[@luminescence6305]

Fearless are you kidding I do not need a last name. People who have a couple stacks of tnt

[@flintychan5182]

Literally technoblade gets a stone axe some minutes later technoblade kills evreyone

[@streakybeast7878]

It was the only logical conclusion

[@noobyisveryepic9517]

1 whole year with out techno. rest in peace techno. you have brought great memories to everyone. we will continue to honour you and look up to you. rest well legend

[@DBLX123]

Same

[@ACUsnow]

Couldn’t have said it better

[@stylesmarshall6990]

This dude straight up murdered my childhood pvp champs

[@ricemochi1670]

No joke mah dud

[@Niiue]

childhood ruined on a whole nother level

[@artangelsproductions253]

@@Niiue *nether level

[@apollyonnoctis1291]

Niiue coming from my mine.

[@Sakura-dk1ru]

Galaxy's Adventures you just ruined a jojo reference

[@nicklee3676]

i just watched the pov of the other yters and they literally see "techno" they actually dip so fast it kinda funny

[@weilin1382]

Lol

[@neptuneisntfun4561]

He is the mc God of war after all

[@yorn2577]

They be like , were playing with a lot of pros and one god

[@randomchannel609]

Nick Lee there like the rats from ratatouille

[@krxptoz8849]

Everyone except schlatt really dipped

[@skyli1406]

The pure happiness in his voice when he went “IM A PORKCHOP”

[@infurnoapple5203]

Yes lol 😂 😂

[@Conner-qg8ci]

Lol

[@scoobybag1072]

Time stamp

[@Elton_Palushi]

Lol

[@albinjonasson4280]

Yes lmao

[@liran3381]

Came here for the memories. I remember watching this live as a kid in junior high without any concerns in life playing minecraft all day now i already finished high school doing full stack development as a job and next week I am starting a service year volunteering for FIRST robotics . A lot of stuff can change in 5 years… miss you man

[@TheCrimsonBard]

❤

[@ryouskye]

5k: "ah yeah whatever guess ill participate" 1 week pig rank: *activates terminator mode*

[@ironicweeb6684]

TNT is Techno’s weakness, his kryptonite. If you ever encounter a Techno in the wild, be sure to have a stick of TNT or any long red cylindrical object and wave it around, it’ll scare him off.

[@vinnzs]

That would have been helpful yesterday.. I encountered a wild techno and now I'm in hospital🏥🏥

[@alchemy7843]

@@vinnzs This is a good reply

[@ratthew_3938]

@@vinnzs I'm sorry but you really should have known better they are very territorial and aggressive it's just your fault in general

[@mrLeL-vo1on]

now, I don't wanna be a jerk but a stick of tnt is not correct, a stick of dynamite is the single thing, tnt is a bunch of dynamite together

[@ironicweeb6684]

@@mrLeL-vo1on yeah I know but basically any explosive that’s red and long should scare him.

[@grey3247]

Famous KZbinr: *exists* Techno: NERD SPOTTED, COMMENCING STABBING SEQUENCE

[@communazis9367]

This is now how you get a sub

[@ATA-V]

Techno: you are being stabbed. Don't resist.

[@Tmb1112]

Gumball cleaning both Techno and Shotgun in that one game will never not be funny.

[@eagleeye1632]

The swearing fillers where techno just added child friendly bad words with dry humour is just gold

[@Teneab]

true

[@Teneab]

true

[@commenter5381]

I loved it

[@BsFamily69]

Dhfbst

[@tsysboys1794]

the dubbing was epic so soulless XD

[@kinch8837]

It's amazing how such a daunting, fearless man, the epitome of perfection, drinks water from a Dora sippy cup.

[@somemagellanic]

stay hydrated

[@arcanev4]

Fun fact: Dora cannot find the ocean until you tell her where it is.

[@AnimusMagnum]

That's the Chalice of the Gods it appears to whatever they relate to most

[@dannyn6036]

That how techno talks

[@cahpla]

Magellanic dude that’s where he gets his powers

[@jdgmz6645]

Techno’s only vocabulary when he sees someone “GET EMMM”

[@tobyparker3230]

i love cutting to the other people and it's just "uh...i see Techno maybe we leave"

[@kadeskorni296]

That really hit me in my feels when he murdered bajan Canadian on the exact map I used to watch bajan kill everyone on almost 6 years ago

[@yinyang1217]

techno is secretly bajan's son

[@skyguy8786]

@@yinyang1217 the fanfiction.

[@michaelnyethevsauceguy3268]

a.skyguy *No.*

[@justnotchilling5075]

ooh man same, bajan was my childhood but ive watched technoblade for a ridiculously long time too, this crossover is beautiful

[@jimoses2226]

@@skyguy8786 yeah please stop and this is a serious statement

[@copycathippo1972]

“I’ll be friends with everyone, except for Schlatt I hate that guy”

[@technospyform1578]

That comment aged badly

[@onepiece8368]

@@technospyform1578 ? How

[@technospyform1578]

@@onepiece8368 week 6

[@yvngcheesesteak7590]

@@technospyform1578 he was joking tho?

[@mlgboiii926]

OMG SCALTT PPZZZ GIVE ME A SHOUT OUT

[@Lylybeebee]

Jschlatt: “Oh shit he’s good!?” Oh the blissful ignorance when no-one knew who Technoblade was

[@edia6855]

400+ LIKES NO REPLY

[@bodyody1638]

ye

[@SolstaceWinters]

Nowadays, Jschlatt knows to not only not pick fights with Technoblade, but to steer clear if he's holding a crossbow and fireworks.

[@finja2164]

@@SolstaceWinters I mean jschlatt could kill techno in the smp pretty easy before he died but the script prevents him

[@wowza3629]

@@finja2164 what? How?

[@KebabischeDemokratischeUnion]

„Everyone’s childhood hero is here and I am going to step all of them“ got me

[@painfullyaverage6949]

I love how Technoblade sensors others swears with his own.

[@KT_SEEN2]

.

[@jellybean3403]

Stsap

[@hannahrosesmith7006]

Pog:

[@lornawoodhouse3948]

“Censored”

[@elenaiskindalameVODS]

@@lornawoodhouse3948 "censors"

[@LehMeowX3]

technoblade: *is chill when fighting other youtubers* technoblade: *sees skeppy* omg its skeppy

[@runic3063]

*nerd spotted, commence kill sequence*

[@arcanev4]

@@runic3063 im ur 14th like

[@conorcool1239]

Kiwii- desu it’s cause their friends

[@shinypikagaming]

KZbinrs: AHH! ITS TECHNOBLADE! RUN RUN RUN! Techno: Hey look, some nerds to kill!

[@Redhawk17FIG]

*HE HAS STUFF*

[@hannahthomas4447]

I love him dubbing ’dead’ and ’not alive’ over jschlatt’s swears 😂

[@rosalindaperez2566]

Me to lol

[@yeshwantradev463]

4:41

[@yKuroKenshi]

6:22 **Techno starts running like flash in the railings** Logdotzip: Why do I hear boss music?

[@dheerpatel7003]

You forget 'poop'

[@mehdidaboss673]

And when techno kills ninja at the beginning he censored s*** on me He replaced it with pooped

[@logant1234]

My recommendations page brings these back every couple of months. Always makes me smile

[@Idkfxczk]

28:30 Techno: You're making me look like a idiot in front of 20 thousand people Also Techno: *has dora the explora cup*

[@furie9211]

loo

[@dioxide39]

He also has Dora the explorer bag

[@roejogan8683]

It gives him power

[@longangrysausage3495]

Insomniatypical HAHAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

[@g2neWW]

Bro you dissing Dora?

[@mank89]

He played like a super sweaty tryhard 12 year old, looked like a skinny nerd, sounded like a 40 year old smoker and simultaneously had the personality of a bloodthirsty 16 year old and an extremely friendly 80 year old man truly a very unique person

[@adithyakrishnanvinod]

Rather descriptive yet accurate.

[@tumblingartist]

^^

[@alexmacedo4200]

Ueh

[@WOLF_but_a_dead_one]

Yes

[@Masijunior4566]

Lol

[@yeetuscheetus2112]

*HOLD UP* Lets just think about this for a minute, Technoblade has single handedly turned a Battle Royal/Hunger Games gamemode in to a game of cat and mouse.

[@ImmaSlapYoFaceMC]

Yeetus Cheetus it’s not a battle Royale. It’s hunger games. Battle royales are hunger games

[@yeetuscheetus2112]

@@ImmaSlapYoFaceMC It is a Battle Royal because of the closing circle. They are just in a hunger games map.

[@somafyy]

they’re just similar

[@whitefri2z]

@@yeetuscheetus2112 Hunger games also had a sort of closing circle.

[@yeetuscheetus2112]

tru tru

[@aroki4_]

Have to appreciate techno's editing at 21:44 Happy new year to the legend who never dies, and never will die.

[@realperson9951]

"you are die" top 10 most threatening threats made by dangerous animals such as pigs

[@armarey]

I love how some of the other KZbinrs are like "Is that Technoblade??? Lets just... go the other way!!!"

[@edgymcmuffin7032]

Same, that's what I like about this video xD

[@scytherind8928]

Literally a god

[@clnne]

:DDD THEY DONT EVEN KNOW HIM AND THEY'RE AFRAID

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

Technoblade: *Appears* Everyone: *RUN*

[@outspade]

they are smart

[@ndasss6299]

Skeppy : Im gonna win this match Techno : *hold my pig rank*

[@ThomasonCG]

also techno: ok dont hold it i actually really want it and dont want anyone to take it from me

[@yoonginightcore6005]

*never mind i take it back*

[@basil7702]

is your pfp soda popinski

[@mark047productions2]

Thats not how the "Joke" works but ok

[@KilluaYT420]

Time for my 7th rewatch

[@lefleurdmal7880]

Relatable

[@zeenoash.8805]

Heck, I dont even remember how many times I've rewatched this...

[@Quantuumn234]

yea dud

[@EEEEEEEE]

E

[@sploofie.]

Jschlatt: Die techno *Gets his ass handed to him* OH GOD HE’S GOOD

[@burcopresents]

Basically everyone’s thoughts when they first encountered with Techno.

[@Taninversed]

Ninja: running through the forest Techno blade : I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

[@lily-hz3eb]

The era where he started getting more well known.. I’ll miss him a lot Rest In Peace Technoblade you’ll always be remembered in our hearts

[@scrunglylittleguy]

Rip techno

[@haiwang8443]

RIP 🪦

[@RattlerMC]

o7

[@Crimsonisbetter]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@brooklyn_c8961]

R.I.P TECHNOBLADE😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@TRKLol]

The thumbnail of this video is the best ive ever seen infinity/10

[@phonebaegaming9249]

Technoblade:I hate tnt Every other youtuber:AHHH ITS TECHNOBLADE *Places all the tnt they have instantly*

[@natsuno.]

Ikr

[@Rose-fg8ks]

Lol

[@friendlyneighborsaucegiver9566]

ikr

[@shmancy1259]

It’s a cycle

[@pendulum4602]

youtuber I KILLED TECHNOBLADE WITH TNT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@burcopresents]

Techno: **is an English major** Also Techno: _yOu aRE diE._

[@dimasarya8815]

@@RealZynexx The Thumbnail is actually good

[@imcloud305]

It's called the art of fun

[@rlckyrlcardo]

“it was accident”

[@imcloud305]

English (Technobalde)

[@vunga8195]

r/wooosh

[@alec387]

When your bucket list is more like a hit list

[@potatohater5599]

stab list

[@artoons3544]

More like a pork-CHOP list

[@artoons3544]

Bad joke

[@backalleyofreddit5522]

@@artoons3544 yup

[@backalleyofreddit5522]

@ImAlec yes

[@railong5563]

It had been 2 years since his passing and yet his content still makes me smile, no matter how bad it hurts

[@nathwcx8299]

Everybody gangsta until Technoblade turns around when you chase him

[@jacobramirez9552]

This is underrated

[@jacknielsen264]

Get him! Get him! Get him! *Techno turns around* [Chuckles] I'm in danger

[@Yarrowplant]

*pulls out Uno reverse card*

[@awildshinylatias7597]

Techno is just Minecraft John wick

[@freezedriedzombi8242]

Nathwcx 4:40

[@not_grif]

I love how people referred to you as like the god at pvp and we’re like *OH GOD ITS TECHNOBLADE RUN*

[@haileyc.2977]

Jack D fortnite:oh god it's ninja tun Minecraft: *OH GOD ITS TECHNOBLADE RUN*

[@Nugcon]

He's not good at pvp he just never dies

[@Shjmkhs]

@@Nugcon Or he dies, but he is just so good at PVP he never does.

[@TheUltraMinebox]

@@Shjmkhs you ruined the technoblade nevah dies meme there

[@Shjmkhs]

@@TheUltraMinebox Or maybe *you* ruined a meme by being an obnoxious 8 year old. Plus it's not a meme, it's a joke.

[@totallykai1828]

Then: Stabbing skywars players for coins Now: Stabbing popular Minecraft youtubers for real money Well done Technoblade!!

[@alexvasilachi9558]

children not skywars players* just sayin

[@grixern5092]

TotallyKai not just mc youtubers

[@Fauxade]

Climbin' on up in the world.

[@evartola3581]

stonks

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

You mean stabbing children for coins while talking about soap.

[@swamthegamer]

1:59 cannibalism RIP LEGEND YOU WILL BE MISSED

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

You vs Vikk is like an immovable object meeting an unstoppable force

[@bloodwolf2609]

vs woofless

[@rhydonezz1950]

DanzSky in viks prime he definitely destroy this tournament

[@xeonthegreat6735]

scp 96 vs scp 106

[@Epha1]

@@rhydonezz1950 In techno's prime he wouldnt even take damage

[@alex-511]

@@Epha1 techno doesnt have a prime hes always in it, in fact the other guys grammar was horrible, he should've said if vikk was in his techno he would..."

[@grqfes]

technos bucketlist: -something with steering wheel -kill dantdm -kill captainsparklez -kill ninja

[@wertyxq3468]

imagine if someone actually found that bucket list

[@4res_]

Forgot James Charles

[@user-yk3mj6dx9b]

What about vik

[@vitaminc6472]

NOOOOOO NOT DANTDM

[@memoxxi]

Pewdiepie too

[@eduardosantos9961]

Junky janker was screaming when techno blade was chasing him while techno was like “oh that was the guy that killed me last game”

[@IveGotBeef]

Lmao

[@centurymemes1208]

I think the best part I'd the pewdiepie and James Charles Chase The way techno says its PEWDIEPIE AND JAMES CHARLES!!! ITS JAMES CHARLES GET EM GET EM GHHHHEEETTTTTTTT HEIIIIIIIIM!!!

[@pox-tr6rh]

25:00 imagine if he could go back in time to when he just started his minecraft youtube channel and tell himself he would peak with 850 000 viewers on stream.

[@soy5977]

Rewatching Techno’s videos one by one… thanks for the memories and the laughs Techno. I’m trying to stifle a weak laugh between the tears. Goodbye Techno. We’ll all miss you. Hope you’re doing fine up there, wherever you are. You were too good for this mortal plane, and your sexy elbows were needed in heaven, so I guess this is farewell. “Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look upon them as your own beloved sons, and they will stand by you even unto death…” - Sun Tzu, the art of war.

[@M4N14C4L]

So wholesome

[@mateogareza12424]

I'm gonna rewatch all of his videos too, it's such a heartbreaking moment. "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!"

[@lemonshark73]

I’m rewatching all of them I need to think he’s not gone for my own sanity

[@tedioussugar384]

We all know that Technoblade never dies.

[@jpajdomyan7988]

i am too

[@leeds7892]

"you are die" - sun tzu art of war

[@x-0hero4]

"you are die"-technoblade the art of potatos

[@koboyashii]

Is that a rocket league ball :o

[@AsherBlitz]

yes

[@albinjonasson4280]

Lmao

[@somebodythattrulyexists28]

wise words

[@kzachsantos8150]

i love how techno said "im a porkchop" and he was so proud of it... 😂

[@thisguykreas]

@Magnus Husom Hammer To the comments that fast? Jeez.

[@hako-6275]

What part was that

[@hako-6275]

I am confused

[@emeraldelephant9681]

I like pork chops

[@emeraldelephant9681]

@@hako-6275 at the beginning

[@yellowwithalisp]

Showed up in my feed when I needed it. Ty Techno. Miss you.

[@DylanLCutshall]

Meanwhile: Pewdiepie is mining gravel with a diamond pickaxe

[@kyan_]

Stepping on his crops

[@Mike-zp2co]

How minecraft is _meant_ to be played

[@mirrormaize]

Felix is learning scarily fast though, props to him for tht

[@raeios8737]

Catching fish with a bucket

[@y.v.1265]

Not hitting pigman🤔

[@qoque2737]

"I'M A PORKCHOP." _- Sun Tzu, The Art of War_

[@thedipermontshow]

Yessir

[@greybo4034]

I am the butcher : techno

[@cubecraftgaming9669]

"Technoblade never dies" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@jacobhealy9729]

If technoblade kills a pig does that mean it is cannibalism

[@lengend27war34]

We saw his face reveal

[@dawaeleader5771]

Tfue (Kills Ninja) : *Gets Famous* Technoblade (Kills every KZbinr): *Gets IGNORED*

[@shirori2004]

@@vicivitytan4376 that's tru

[@animefreak1028]

@OddSockYeet they called me a madman *pulls out steering wheel*

[@danisob3633]

yay im like 1k

[@tfk_001]

Ninja: I was killed by Vikkstar, Lachlan, and some other guy

[@Someone-cr8cj]

@@vicivitytan4376 we live in a society

[@A_Kid-2ji]

,,you are die" -Technoblade Truly inspirational.