Border Officer

[@emmitcannady1730]

I love how it’s “the thief stole your uncles bed” as though there is just one in the town and this just happens to people.

[@wumbosaurus9121]

Ah shet, the local thief stole my toilet again. Perhaps I should move

[@mooviies]

and his family didn't move from the house. The thieft litterally took the bed from under the uncle!

[@nicoleangelcourt2862]

i would like this comment but its on 420 so I'll respect you.

[@wumbosaurus9121]

@@nicoleangelcourt2862 Dank

[@wumbosaurus9121]

@@nicoleangelcourt2862 in that 40 minutes it's gone up to 447 though

[@cryptid4351]

“We’re too poor to have a clock” Me: Don't do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it “Just like my childhood all over again”

[@Mentis_Mori]

When I was a child, we couldn't afford eggs, we had a chicken but we had to kill it for our own entertainment, also nice pfp, memento mori

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

*Tic. Tac. Tic. Tac. Tic. Tac.*

[@Mentis_Mori]

@@gabrielpineirogarcia2078 unus annus unus annus.... Words that will forever be immortalized in our memories Memories are forever after all

[@spartanonionproductions1137]

@Cryptid What cryptid are you? Hee Hoo or The Gongoozler

[@cryptid4351]

@@spartanonionproductions1137 I am SCP-11325

[@wizardshark2928]

Boss: “You killed him for a fork?” Mark: “Yeah.....that was my bad.”

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

‍

[@manuamanya6667]

Way bee

[@captainkirk4637]

Nice profile pic

[@isaacbuiltdifferentRL]

When

[@joshualee1685]

Tbh you would probably get arrested for having a fork on you (and not in your luggage) at most security checks

[@quantum174]

THE WAY THE GUARD SLOWLY WALKED IN, AND WALKED AWAY AND THEN JUST THE GUNSHOT MADE ME CRY LAUGHING OH MY GOD.

[@KiwiBubbles]

IT SHOULDN'T BE FUNNY BUT IT WAS REALLY REALLY FUNNY!!!

[@voodood]

@NukaChloe769:20 13:10 20:10

[@-WMD-Edutainment]

'Tis how my great-grandfather dealt with rubbish criminals when he was a border-patrol soldier in WW2. And he was Hungarian btw, so the uniform was also kinda accurate.

[@landonletterman831]

The squeaky toy parking job was my dog's favorite

[@millo7295]

Mark (reading that comment): oh really? You're screaming and crying ar en?

[@user-zm3bc8ng6m]

Fork: •exists• Mark: *now this is an avengers level threat*

[@user-zm3bc8ng6m]

.

[@danie9507]

@@user-zm3bc8ng6m I don’t know you...but I like you.

[@crazykids2004]

That's good old Mark

[@krieger8825]

Man pulls out box of soap US Airport Security: A terrorist, empty on him

[@user-zm3bc8ng6m]

@@danie9507 hm well thank you, I like you too :)

[@merelymikki]

Doesn’t realize how to give papers back and just kills him for having not the right paperwork my god. 😂😂

[@ethanvanderjagt5892]

Markiplier doesn't know how to do something also Markiplier:SHOOT HIM edit: thanks for the likes

[@axethannanth]

e

[@SoDarkitex]

e

[@elix7963]

666 likes 😳

[@AshlynOne]

A fairly accurate representation of the american legal system.

[@justheredontaskwhy9578]

Mark faced everything in this game. But the thing that broke him?: "'I needed to be more energetic in the bed' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@SftHrtBrsKnckls]

“ITS TOO CLOSE TO HOME”😂🤣😂🤣

[@justheredontaskwhy9578]

@@SftHrtBrsKnckls XDDDDDDDDD

[@Sega428]

Theres no place like home!

[@wjzav1971]

Priorities man

[@lilliangarza4954]

Lol Mark: This hits too close to home. Me: Is everything alright with you and Amy, dude?

[@Rainworld475]

I cant help but laugh at the fact that Mark was giggling over the woman in the club who was all gumby like- but proceeded to not notice the woman with a popcorn bag on her head-

[@13DarknessGirl666]

Priorities

[@Meh-nv6id]

@@13DarknessGirl666 *Professionals have standards*

[@mikeyaftony2464]

Well it's like the stereotypical lamp shade on the head at a party Don't know why that's just like A Thing but it is

[@kittenwispy]

_"sound the alarm! HE'S GOT A FORK!!"_

[@theinstitute1324]

*man with Mosin runs out of the shadows and drags the screaming person to their resting place*

[@coolperson10-m]

it's still _slightly_ more dangerous than a spoon

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

CALL THE MILITARY, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@goblinthetargetpractice6049]

@@coolperson10-m Wait, a SPOON? OH MY GOD, AHHHHHH

[@Darksilver740]

If you walked into the airport with a fork I think you'd actually get pulled aside and possibly denied access

[@KhezuOnYourScreen]

"You're depressed and you're dead" Bruh. One at a time game.

[@amberator3456]

You are the rude one here on this comment about Markiplier and just say nice thing to Markiplier, ok, even though Markiplier is real

[@Wan-vo4cr]

@@amberator3456 Ok

[@amberator3456]

@@Wan-vo4cr ok of what

[@amberator3456]

@Nugget no I am not high

[@amberator3456]

@Nugget I am not using drugs

[@hosseinsoltani1117]

Today's lesson: don't get close to markiplier with a fork

[@macklinillustration]

Or even worse......a spork.

[@RiskItForAChoccyBiscuit]

Spoons are okay though, even though we all know spoons are the most dangerous weapon of all and are ready to ensue the inevitable mass destruction of humanity as we know it :)

[@walkerwilliams-rigsofrodst3316]

@@RiskItForAChoccyBiscuit I am scared of you😶

[@RiskItForAChoccyBiscuit]

@@walkerwilliams-rigsofrodst3316 You should be scared of the spoons 🥄

[@LadyTenjoin]

what about a spoon. A spoon is harmless

[@Nya0213]

I'm 5 minutes in and he's going everywhere but the border.

[@urdadlol6213]

Lol fr

[@sipmcihm8107]

Mark: this game hits too close to home Also Mark: shoots and kills 4 people

[@Kaunoe]

He said what he said and meant what he meant

[@thegongoozler5920]

He didn’t stutter

[@lawrenceludwigiv7788]

He said it right after he needed more energy in sex so...

[@kjartanm.1660]

“The thief stole your uncle’s bed” So that’s why duolingo taught me how to say “this child stole my table” in Russian!

[@TashJansson]

and here I thought I would never need to use "the watch fell into the wine". Thanks, Duo!

[@Roperfield]

Fuckers took my table Can't have shit in Russia

[@cloud_lost_in_thought]

It taught be how to say: These are not my fingers in German. It'll definitely come in handy!

[@carlyramos7514]

"We were too poor to have a clock" Mark: *Childhood Intensifies*

[@stefanandrejevic2570]

Ok

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

oh this game is like a blast from the past for Mark 😮

[@OhSoTiredMan]

Another one added to Marks poor joke compilation

[@richardashendale922]

Well... He did say it's too real.

[@benavery58]

Mark: Lets a person with a c4 go but kills someone for having a fork

[@user-rw3dq9ww3h]

Mark: “papers please.” Me: hesitates for only a moment. Mark: “d e a t h.”

[@PresidentNathan]

you can just press enter instead of putting a million spaces in your comment

[@user-rw3dq9ww3h]

@@PresidentNathan ah well I’m not very smart then am I. Thank you for the advice

[@bleakautomaton4808]

"Uncle's bed is stolen?!" Doesn't realize he left the front door open, lol

[@CybernerdShua]

Wait, is that actually why it happened?

[@monikloon69]

I sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag . Who needs a bed ? That guy is a coward !

[@CatsMeow_]

Uncle Ben is stolen... poor Ben.

[@kcalb4569]

Who steals a bed?

[@CatsMeow_]

@@kcalb4569 poor people

[@kristian4532]

I died after the wife jump scare. She's coming for that snu-snu, and doesn't care if her mother watches apparently.

[@w0jak373]

After that jumpscare, i think id rather stay as a virgin.

[@CallMeAsty]

Same. Saaaaame.

[@Sega428]

Oh man

[@Bumbleorc]

Same

[@bruh-fb7vr]

I just started the video and I'm looking through the comments and now I'm scared cause you said there's a jumpscare... Fuck

[@maxlondon7723]

@@bruh-fb7vr the timestamp is 17:23 if you want to skip it

[@Lightning_Fox74]

Just imagine the people's faces when they see a car out in the field and hearing "OH MY GOD!!!!!" lol

[@aaronramshaw7600]

Joseph Joestar?

[@EmperorNacht]

Love to all

[@pixeldoll.]

@@aaronramshaw7600 i cant unhear him

[@Lightning_Fox74]

1.3k likes was unexpected lol thank you kindly

[@happiestbread1600]

Game grump reference

[@JonahMcD]

Markiplier: the savage who killed a man because he had a fork.

[@OnlyiMe645]

I’m the 666th like 🙃

[@zacharygodwin6328]

no markimoo was threatened

[@dogedog8686]

What time?

[@zacharygodwin6328]

@@dogedog8686 they were looking at him funny. They had it coming

[@DinoWattz]

@@zacharygodwin6328 Yes, Markimoo is the correct name.

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: "Border Officer" Also Mark: *goes to the Strip Club*

[@LadyTenjoin]

I'll bring the dollar bills

[@chatch621]

That dude Obama, prepaid Caribbean girls

[@ritawant2878]

გიორგი ფ

[@dainswedd9900]

with an ax *

[@EightySix86.]

@Rita , WANT ВОУ !!! ☹

[@AESVIII]

Mark: *goes to store* Mark: “do you have any bombs?”

[@wjzav1971]

while he is holding an ax

[@x-ray_channel2226]

Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rubles

[@sox9647]

Mark: “This is too close to home” Game: denying people entry to the country and bringing chocolate and cigarettes home to your wife who ignores you 😂

[@sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232]

@ Pog Pog Pog

[@thepoet6888]

@ Pog

[@Hazelnutssssssss]

@ POG

[@funtimeLJ6789]

@ You have started something you won't be able to stop.

[@jazzyethecrimefighter]

POG

[@TheSunShineMann]

I feel like mark is the only person who would execute someone for owning a fork

[@crisgriffin3042]

Welcome to mother Russia then.

[@CallMeJameskii]

No i defo would

[@judestarbabypup]

I got the impression he thought getting anything on the metal detector was bad, and then he realised when it was too late 😅

[@daffa5130]

Markiplier isn't real, it can't hurt you Markiplier:

[@TheSunShineMann]

@@daffa5130 lol yes

[@dedshade]

Mark: "I didn't scan you!" Mark: "It's probably fine." *Woman has a bomb*

[@sovietmusiclover857]

*o h .*

[@emerald1272]

@@sovietmusiclover857 *n o . . .* I countinued ur scentence.

[@thetinypotatobun]

21:16

[@suvadeeproy6605]

Also, the woman WAS a bomb

[@shadow_leaf7965]

"A little beer never hurt anyone" Says the man who could die if he drinks alchohol

[@galleo9462]

Jesus christ the wife in bed gonna give me a heart attack wtf

[@stratecal796]

doing the deed can lead to heart attack, the difference is if you get a jumpscare, pleasure, or AIDs

[@lowheadvarney158]

I thought that was Lixian's doing

[@_.Dylan._]

That jumpscare made me depressed and dead

[@fizzimakes1050]

Time stamp?

[@RJ-lr8ir]

@@fizzimakes1050 17:24

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “Just like my childhood all over again” Me: When you were so poor you couldn’t even afford 5 ovens

[@tessa2555]

lmaooo

[@catsquad1784]

bruh I read this right when he said that

[@Corvaex]

oh hey it's you

[@scarcat2469]

I AM A MAN, WHO

[@williamlux]

@@scarcat2469 OWNS 5 OVENS.

[@JonahMcD]

I love how since Mark didn’t know how to hand things to the first person, his solution was to kill them.

[@xmizutsune]

I know this is a year old comment but to be fair... Mark did tell him to leave him alone lol

[@RJ-rp8yd]

Mark: [Rejects paperwork] Citizen: [Right before he gets shot] "Wish I had rejected your mom. You would've never been born." At least he went out a savage.

[@sherwinashford]

"You will never had born"

[@herbthymeyt]

​@@sherwinashford "You will had never born"

[@kateadams2709]

Man: Has fork Mark: And I took that personally

[@VTuber_Central]

fork you

[@meloehaze]

they should have went with the spoon is mark a forkist?!?!$?!?

[@bray_1617]

i hate that i read this in a german accent for no reason

[@VioletDeathRei]

"Border officer" 5 minutes later Strip club with women wearing popcorn buckets.

[@quin.tessential]

l

[@Gamestararena]

My dad promised me a new pc if i hit 200 comments on my recent video in 2 days time. Help guys i really need it🥺🥺,,’

[@zefzec]

@@Gamestararena once again yes I have

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@zefzec it's a bot

[@Eis7]

@Ì Ám ĶèvìñBB1 no thanks

[@frecklesandfries9209]

“Save your money” Mark: *almost immediately wastes money on a shit stripclub*

[@mwebb8434]

That weird ass face was worth every dime

[@narnonarno5529]

@@mwebb8434 i t s w o r t h e v e r y p e n n y

[@mwebb8434]

@@narnonarno5529 I t s w o r t h e v e r y f i n g e r

[@frecklesandfries9209]

@@mwebb8434 you right, you right, I apologize and retract my previous statement.

[@crystaltimola9227]

It's all fun and games when so ending until you check your bank account and you have $24 to last you a week

[@TheWikkdOne]

Mark's puzzled face as that officer slowly walks over to arrest the guy made me lose it

[@spoopyspore173]

Mark: "Im dumb, im dumb" He says that after the fact when he does a double back flip with his car.

[@CybernerdShua]

I know a guy who could that, haven't seen him in a while.

[@videohound2005]

You could use your internal clock Markie. Totally free.

[@bitfrost3610]

That means he's a genius ?

[@lvrkins]

Ethan taught him well

[@parkerglidewell7886]

“Just like my childhood all over again” -Markiplier, who’s apparently Russian

[@williammartin9612]

Fr what a liar, there wasn't even a butt stone.

[@mirnafairy]

No... They couldn't afford to be Russian.

[@yozzzeh]

Pretty sure he was too poor to even afford citizenship anywhere

[@darayoo5677]

@oʇoɥd ǝlıɟoɹd ʎɯ ʞɔılɔ ʇ,uop dude just how-

[@illuminati1866]

Да это так

[@coins_png]

"this is a fork" "dear god..." "...there's more" "NO !"

[@StrangerE0ns]

“It holds the soul of every one in this room”

[@redacted8577]

it contains a spoon

[@realCaveJohnson]

"Does it say you want the bucket?" "Yes."

[@Sega428]

But wait theres more! -Billy Mays

[@gavingamer1490]

lololololololololololololololololololol

[@mesasimonson6612]

21:05 Man: Someone who finally does their job properly! 21:06 Mark: *struggles intensely to pick up entry permit and hand it to said man*

[@silvertipstudio9622]

“It’s too real” Two seconds before: *not energetic enough*

[@joshua210808]

666 Likes But I am the only one here

[@jonrinehart6411]

Woman: *has C4* Mark: ... Man: *has fork* Mark: and I took that personally

[@amberator3456]

Thank you for your support and that is Markiplier’s fan for the last and final hours of Markiplier channel

[@watchdog2065]

@@amberator3456 what

[@amberator3456]

@@watchdog2065 Amberator and that is my KZbin channel name

[@amberator3456]

@@watchdog2065 Watchdog

[@watchdog2065]

I mean what do you mean about the final hours of his channel

[@blumpet6250]

"Get ready to get sqooshed!" Deer: *honey, you've got a big storm comin*

[@ashishsabat9178]

*finger guns*

[@theinstitute1324]

Can I ask you kind of a weird question?

[@blumpet6250]

​@@theinstitute1324GOD DAMMIT I WISH I SAW THIS COMMENTS EARLIER. BUT YES U CAN

[@roxaszy984]

"i guess she had boobs too so that's nice" nice to hear Mark has his priorities in place

[@818pineapple]

Who ever this game designer is, we need more of their games.

[@ee3171]

Is a a shame that this is a rip off, this could be better.

[@818pineapple]

@@ee3171 true, true

[@joydelphin4898]

@@ee3171 rip off of wat game

[@SanDiego619RS]

At least better quality like gta v

[@ee3171]

@@joydelphin4898 Its core gameplay is basically a complete rip off of paper please but worse.

[@Bra1n__St3w]

Mark: sees fork Also mark:”i see this as a personal threat“

[@mrfranks512]

“Markiplier isn’t real” simulation games almost every day since he came back.

[@philipbearman6431]

Ikr it’s freaking me out

[@sk3tch_art1st35]

I just noticed that!! Also dark is the only real one the only good guy mark is evil hehe

[@thekingofswing6393]

I was just about to say this thanks!

[@boxoftruffles6217]

That's what I said in the Streamer Life Simulator episode! Good to know I'm not the only one.

[@haxxruz6284]

Let him play

[@Stereo6400]

Markiplier: “this is NOT a ripoff of papers please…” Also markiplier: “yeah I played that ripoff earlier this year”

[@bigdum7274]

"Did I get money, why didn't I get money" Casually has 2 men shot and has a person go through border control with a bomb

[@DracoHandsome]

Not only did Mark not satisfy his wife, he never realized he has to physically put food in the fridge and fuel in the stove so his family doesn't starve / freeze to death.

[@wibleston]

Hm, what conundrum he was in, was he not?

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Tfw you have to sustain a family of literal furniture. No food on fridge? Well star e to death

[@PrinceGemJ]

This is a horrible idea, Mark would just deny everyone entry.

[@drantigon]

@HATE Comments GUY I'm not deaf

[@nolram]

What a true american !

[@lazer2414]

@oʇoɥd ǝlıɟoɹd ʎɯ ʞɔılɔ ʇ,uop how did you turn your comment upise down

[@MrRaven420]

@@UltimateGrabber should lose subs for this

[@Aloyus_Knight]

Yeah, you'd be better off hiring someone more competent like Wade.

[@sukunaego9714]

Random person: *Gets shot* Mark:"Holy sh-" *Queue in Reese's commercial*

[@karazsteel]

"I have a happiness bar which is depressing because that means it can go down." Markiplier 2021

[@breadmannington]

“I have a happiness bar. That’s depressing because that means it can go down.”

[@amberator3456]

Thank you for your support and that you trust in Markiplier

[@mansurislamov9595]

@@amberator3456 Why do you keep writing that under every single comment here?

[@amberator3456]

@@mansurislamov9595 because I wanted to

[@mansurislamov9595]

@@amberator3456 an unreasonable answer

[@yazurai4667]

@@amberator3456 you're so annoying smh

[@juliannamiller6529]

mark: doesn't get "sweet tender loving" from wife *literally stands up and screams*

[@alyssa2304]

17:26 I actually got jump scared 🤣

[@thatdbzguyfr]

"I'm wasting all my energy I'm going to give to my whiiiffffeeeee" ~Markiplier, 2021

[@averagecalisthenicsguy1504]

‍

[@caucaznazn22]

Starts game. First words: "I have a happiness bar. That's depressing." Same, Mark.

[@Stubentiger1993]

I bet if once we have a realtime healthcheck interface build into us we would care more about ourselfs

[@suffy101]

@@Stubentiger1993 my bars would be all full

[@nathankoh7247]

@@suffy101 mine would be almost empty

[@toyamwarr]

@@Stubentiger1993 my social bar would be low all the time and I would happy about it.

[@bigbadwolf4190]

Mark: "I don't need the tutorial" Also Mark: "How do I play this game?"

[@amberator3456]

Thank you for your support and that you trust in Markiplier

[@kiradagenhearth3056]

@@amberator3456 stop

[@The_Jerkinator]

Mark- singing cheerfully **gunshot in background** Mark- continues to cheerfully sing and go home Idk why but it was so funny to just hear that in the distance and him just be like "yeah"

[@nicademousthemage]

Thought the same thing

[@PrimeHorizon794]

Imagine if the guy at the DMV talked to you like this . "It would take me $5 to have you killed and I just got $5"

[@alaamhmd1158]

What?

[@PatrickColl1ns]

Mark: Arrest this man. Guard: *takes him outside and shoots him* Mark: Oh shi-*AD*

[@kameronsabourin9899]

Same thing happened to me I laughed so hard

[@guy2026]

Same here

[@thatonenon-uniqueindividual]

Not same I have KZbin premium I shall never any time soon feel how other people feel about those Types of things to happen probably would’ve laughed though

[@allinory]

SAME IT WAS HILARIOUS

[@guy2026]

@@thatonenon-uniqueindividual stop flexing to us peasants

[@Ryutz0]

Markiplier: I have a wife, thank you very much Also Mark 5 minutes ago: Hanging out at a strip club

[@Rev_Nemesis]

Loyalty to the fullest

[@deqenerate2700]

26:00 it's too real Also this game: "You're uncles bed has been stolen by a thief

[@Kalcifwa]

Markipiler: HE HAS A FORK ARREST HIM! Also mark: Wait forks aren't illegal, s***.

[@ZeppyGame]

Mark: "This game is too real".... Stops recording, gets in his car, goes to a rave, has someone executed for smuggling a fork..... NEXT!

[@wjzav1971]

all while holding an axe in his hand

[@deafgate7473]

Gets home and picks up his clams outside his house that was delivered yesterday

[@RD-fv7nn]

If anything this is like being a security guard still a fun job

[@fireyiris9136]

Uncanny Valley was played Jan. 28, 2015.

[@StefanST]

We've gathered 5 neighbors to understand what you've wrote

[@scptime1188]

@@StefanST He probably meant "If anything, this is like being a security guard (still a fun job)" or he could mean "If this is anythimg like being a security guard it's still a fun job"

[@vinnyosuna7012]

It's all fun and games until ur the security guard for a Kid's Pizza Place

[@black1bank137]

@@vinnyosuna7012 FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS YOOOO

[@bowenlavalley3297]

Therapist: Soviet markiplier can’t hurt you he is only in one video Soviet markiplier: hello comrade

[@roseylorr8884]

Guy: *gets arrested and killed with a gunshot* Mark: :0 Oh SHI- KZbin: We'll be right back after this commercial break!

[@dianamaydraw8533]

“Let’s meet in the night ;)” “She denies me...ok, whatever, it’s fine” Yeah, crippling debt and poverty *IS* a bit of a turn off XD

[@solomonbardalez4285]

Shoot😅

[@dianamaydraw8533]

“Oohhh WIFE” *Gets jumpscared* “I’m depressed and dead??!!” Mark never fully trusted his wife after that stunt... they found his body in the river later that year

[@zefzec]

I don’t get it

[@dianamaydraw8533]

@@zefzec I shall then rephrase the joke

[@Gamestararena]

My dad promised me a new pc if i hit 200 comments on my recent video in 2 days time. Help guys i really need it🥺🥺,,’

[@dianamaydraw8533]

@@Gamestararena yeah sure kid, but he’s not a very good dad making you rely on social media for something he could just get you, or something you could work for.

[@John-iv2xy]

@@dianamaydraw8533 bro it’s a bot

[@arthurjones1991]

"you're depressed and you're dead" is gonna be the name of my autobiography

[@firockfinion3326]

I'm a bit surprised he still wanted to get with his wife after that first time...

[@deprimentium9892]

Heyyyy you’re a 2 year promoter!

[@firockfinion3326]

@@deprimentium9892 Indeed I am!

[@hornetisspider]

@@firockfinion3326 what a legend, he responded

[@firockfinion3326]

@@hornetisspider Heh, okay.

[@tiktokvictory7644]

If you look closely at 0:00 you can see the video is starting

[@navitalksalot4642]

Thanks bro I never would have caught it

[@averyc5684]

oh dude no way

[@mysocksaremoist]

@@tiktokvictory7644 c

[@ChristianGaming4Christ]

Curse you Parry the platypus

[@leximarecek5707]

Oh wow I didnt know that thats crazy, thanks man, ✨the more you know✨

[@chadthechandler]

Mark: doesn't put simulator in title. Everyone: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE!

[@InfinityGaming420]

Hi

[@Gamestararena]

My dad promised me a new pc if i hit 200 comments on my recent video in 2 days time. Help guys i really need it🥺🥺,,’

[@helloworld2784]

* *Makes theories* *

[@Arshyya]

@@InfinityGaming420 Oh Hi Mark

[@viper9214]

The flashbacks.... NOOOO

[@Ugh718]

Nobody: Everybody in 2019:"God I wish this year would end already I hate this year." Everybody in 2020: 25:51

[@theriotmann]

Mark: "I don't need a tutorial, let's just jump into it!" Mark, a few minutes later: "What do I do? I'm so confused."

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

9:17 Game shows pop-up box in the lower right-hand corner: "Press E to call next citizen." Mark: "Can you _go?_ What do I do?"

[@mrguermo1]

“That means this game is going to be pretty well made... well, not WELL made, but, like, ENOUGH made. It’s gonna be MADE.”

[@daviboi808]

“Officer Markipkier” would be a great spin off of “A heist with Markiplier”

[@quin.tessential]

ok

[@cakeleighh2536]

Don’t encourage him. He’d probably do it 😂 (Ngl that would be really cool tho)

[@Gamestararena]

My dad promised me a new pc if i hit 200 comments on my recent video in 2 days time. Help guys i really need it🥺🥺,,o

[@dianamaydraw8533]

I’d pay to see it

[@dianamaydraw8533]

Knowing Mark though, I probably won’t have to unless it was for charity

[@ncialex4009]

>opens border for the first time >killed someone for a fraud ID >let a lady with C4 gets through >killed someone for having a fork >goes home with empty fuel >wife jumpscares before sex >got broke and died The pinnacle of the border office life

[@NBKVamp]

Someone needs to let Jack know this is a thing.

[@Guy.WhoAsked]

Nah. We have mark.

[@lucatea778]

@@Guy.WhoAsked but Jack played papers please, he would really enjoy this

[@XTwilightX-]

yeah

[@PrinceLeviathan]

DETAINED

[@lucatea778]

@@PrinceLeviathan DETAINED!

[@ollyharness3511]

**gunshot** Markiplier: OH SHI- *ad plays*

[@amberator3456]

Thank you for your support and that you trust in Markiplier

[@Guile_The_Exile]

I fucking hate these mid-vid ad runs... I'd rather have them at the start and finish of the vid ffs. (This isn't the only vid on youtube that does it too. Constantly breaks the pacing of vids man :/ )

[@amberator3456]

@@Guile_The_Exile seriously

[@amberator3456]

@Nugget yeah it is me, Amberator as you know

[@ritawant2878]

ბუ ეს ყველაფერი

[@valeriethomas1431]

me: man, “son” looks like the annoying boy in polar express me *sees the officer outside the door* : Tom?

[@MyName-mz2fu]

"I have happiness bar which is depressing because that means it can go down." Ironic

[@MeBeCreepy]

Just imagine: *Mark in a blonde wig, wearing red acrylics, chewing on some gum* "Denied!"

[@justalittleturtle5600]

Mark was the mastermind all along....

[@nosleep9816]

Hero name: Son, His quirk: *Likes chocolate*

[@ash4268]

Mha fan??

[@kzunarii]

Weeb

[@liamyates5716]

Nice

[@Ghost-jw5cz]

Someone likes mha........ Same here bro

[@kenzie7356]

Um, mha?

[@AlarisDawn]

Markiplier: Chopping the wood right at the beginning. Me: *flashbacks to Damien*

[@uncommon_name1959]

"im not going to be good on my first try but- wha- A THIEF STOLE MY UNCLES BED???"

[@murderousgiant7898]

Fun Fact: The devs of this game also made Internet Cafe Simulator.

[@Petrichorscreen]

"chocolate and crazy dance raves...the essentials" Oh good, I'm not the only one living that way.

[@katelynnmaye6734]

And then he died because he couldn't pay his rent 😂😂

[@i.r.sofficial4236]

Me: "Hey Mom can I have Papers Please?" Mom: "We already have Papers Please at home" Papers Please at home:

[@XTwilightX-]

I love when people talk to each other

[@milky9602]

@@XTwilightX- that's basically this format in a nutshell

[@XTwilightX-]

👍

[@rumplstiltztinkerstein]

19:10 better cars physics than cyberpunk 2076

[@neogaming285]

Fr lol

[@infinitedragonsunlocked]

Yep definitely because cyberpunk 2076 doesn't exist... Unfortunately

[@jonsku6662]

17:36 "You're depressed and you're dead" Honestly same.. maybe the other way around, but same

[@nxtin4490]

Wife: yeah let’s meet up at night Mark when he’s tryna sleep:

[@amberator3456]

Thank you for your support and that you trust in Markiplier

[@ΜαρίαΚαββαδία-γ1ω]

I had the video paused on the wrong moment while reading this comment, that's all I'm gonna say 😂

[@amberator3456]

@@ΜαρίαΚαββαδία-γ1ω seriously

[@Mandred85]

Mark literally everytime: "So you have chosen death, then."

[@heartis]

Something surreal watching Mark end his shift so casually while someone is being executed.

[@Benny.261]

Fork: Exist Mark: I’m about to ruin this whole mans career

[@moneymakinvillain6917]

“I had to be more energetic ;(“ ....I felt that

[@jaylicator]

Mark: We're too poor to have a clock Me and Mark in sync: it's like your childhood all over again

[@magfeed]

17:20 YO WHAT IN THE ACTUAL GREASY DEV SHIT IS THAT??? 🤣🤣🤣