O

[@Utorak007]

"Shit, no more gas!" I fuckin' lost it on the zoom in LOL

[@JFKHaircut]

+Utorak007 settle down settle down

[@castro7404]

+Utorak007 alright

[@seanoceallachain]

he streamed this...it went on for a about 20 mins in the car. He should upload the whole clip...it was hillarious.

[@2withyoda]

+Sean Ó Ceallachain Stream?

[@TheXeeman]

+Sean Ó Ceallachain link to stream?

[@trecool64]

"You guys can't shoot me, you can't even lockpick a house"

[@garrett3055]

Michael Jordan i would like to build a boat

[@Alexander-gg6mf]

Ya fickfuck

[@clydemorningwood9756]

Is this the real Micheal B Jordan

[@Glennio_NL]

Hello? Can you hear me?

[@EmilioMetralleta]

Now I know what to say if I ever get kidnapped.

[@mortwastaken]

The best line is asking British Dudes to repeat something in English

[@sci_pain3409]

could you repeat that in english?

[@mcthrull7417]

@@sci_pain3409 Can you repeat that but in english

[@sci_pain3409]

@@mcthrull7417 that but in english

[@mcthrull7417]

@@sci_pain3409 C'mon man at least say ur rant English

[@ahyena975]

Well they can't even speak their own damn language properly I'd ask too

[@gamemaster2311]

The idea of guys running me off the road, surrounding me and saying "what?" several times in unison while I bleed out is legitimately frightening.

[@karawithgun8148]

what?

[@TheJummbl]

What?

[@Alizudo]

What?

[@xs0ulLess]

wat

[@maskontocho6325]

@Chunky Chingus what?

[@Gureenu]

the kid at 2:40 was crying and saying "they're laughing at me" in arabic it was so fucking funny understanding him

[@MagicalLiopleurodon20]

You made the clip funnier xD

[@zule10000]

This bit of insight makes this so much funnier, thank you

[@rodger3352]

Lmao

[@LeGronk]

I love how he says "suk moi dik muzzar fukhar"

[@lilyoyo77]

He's from libya i think

[@sh3was16]

"Oh, you can count" XD

[@johnnyfelcher8156]

"Careful, these guys have a Jurassic Park car."

[@DJRAINOFFICAL]

i cried just like altis but from laughter

[@slick9519]

Savage

[@ImNotFine44]

1

[@Mr._Sandman]

What?

[@Warbear]

alex settle down

[@ishmael9356]

Alex settle downʘ‿ʘ

[@zacokick]

Settle Down

[@alexbrew6931]

No

[@zacokick]

@@alexbrew6931 Settle down

[@ishmael9356]

@@alexbrew6931 Alex settle down ʘ‿ʘʘ‿ʘ

[@ronrivero1039]

"Hey check it out, Jurassic Park" "Watch out this guys got a Jurassic Park car dude." "This guys are tough"

[@NotRott009]

1:49

[@cloudshifter]

This is the funniest roast I have seen and it's legit.

[@staticx1324]

“Can you hear me ?”

[@ZeranZeran]

@@staticx1324 Hello? Me? Are you talking to me?

[@jayzui_9564]

These*

[@Wilburgur]

4:09 I love that little *heyyyy* in the distance

[@L1TTLEUGLYMAN]

wheelbrourger

[@Rafael-dm5qx]

Your kinda late

[@pixyl4415]

@@Rafael-dm5qx *you're

[@reid4739]

It's crazy cruel too cause running anywhere takes for fucking ever

[@bin1251]

You,are,canceer.

[@achmethamudiarafack8722]

the funniest part is that they are trying so hard to piss him off. 4 ppl constantly mocking him and a few lines from daniel and these guys are mad AF. hahahahaha

[@johndee3868]

This is the height of comedy , no kidding. This might be there funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, this channel is altogether hysterical. Humanity is truly fucked.

[@VetraFX]

couldn't of said it better, and i died of laughter when you said humanity is truly fucked, its this hilarious shit we live with now ahaha

[@cokeheadbenny]

settle down,okay?

[@johndee3868]

what?

[@mikebasketball11]

"settle down, okay?" is a quote from DanielFromSL m8

[@BlueDragonKs]

what?

[@Tiorpk]

3:41 "he can't control himself, he's a crazy." That guy's voice is as hilarious as the rest of the vid.

[@joonas369]

thats me talking

[@user-im2vz3yc3h]

@@joonas369 thats me talking

[@ulle500]

Finnish accent best accent

[@wallflower3723]

Finland :DD

[@GloryHoleBased]

@@wallflower3723 Funland xD

[@underlordd]

Daniel please make more videos no one else is funny. Sincerely everyone

[@FiestaXWishes]

But did you hear of our lord and saviour Videogamedunkey?

[@Rodiza]

SovietWomble is cool too

[@TheEvilWarlordZarcotimas]

sucks

[@jivey5123]

NO ONE LEAVES ME IN PARTIAL CARDIAC ARREST LIKE DANIEL.

[@FreezzArtz]

Stimpee is good too.

[@bullhammer59]

3:04 best quote of the video "you're a liar, Alex" the intonation and the fact that he just walked in on a random situation makes it so much funnier

[@pepsicola4718]

"These guys have a Jurassic park car, watch out they're tough."

[@MrRetroDinosaur]

watch out, these guys have a jurassic park car, dude

[@nekotfarmer]

These guys are tough man

[@mackenzieowens161]

what

[@gigachad5426]

can you hear me?

[@dorionite1378]

Hey settle down ok?

[@pumpkinhead69]

Wait they can counte ?

[@Huggbees]

Thank you Daniel. You make the internet a mildly better, if not relatively unchanged place.

[@eathernete6018]

Huggbees ayyyy it’s fuckin Andrew I love you so much

[@TheGreenTaco999]

@@eathernete6018 oh hey it's you, love your stuff

[@bigboyburgerjoints1058]

Your a cutie

[@Conklin03]

@@eathernete6018 yo, it's Eathernete! Love your stuff man.

[@josh-hj5bb]

hi

[@SteelBalla]

"Shit no more gas" *leaves* God damnit I just finished laughing at some other part of this video now you got me going again!

[@RalFingerLP]

i lost it with Alex xD

[@ZaGoudou]

THEYY TOOK ME HOSTAGE 🤣

[@hangtenhomedog5415]

2:39 Those cries were so real. And I loved hearing that pain

[@stavros3438]

very tough

[@Okoii]

The amount of scumbag chavs in this game is higher than i remember. Keep it up Daniel, you magnificent man.

[@DerFanable]

I wonder when it all started, chavs ruining online experiences. this happens to every popular game nowadays, I remember playing dayz in the first few months it came out, and people were mostly nice, even the bandits...

[@theslavicimmigrant4795]

i'd rather see chavs in games than trying to stab me irl. England is a shithole tbf

[@jamiegreyy]

@@theslavicimmigrant4795 Some places are. Like every country.

[@theslavicimmigrant4795]

@@jamiegreyy Spent about helf my life in England, and it is a shithole. It's the only country in Europe this hilariously shitty and unsafe in all aspects.

[@pob_42]

Makes me ashamed to be british.

[@bishuu3465]

best Daniel quotes: 1.Alright 2.Ok 3.Can you repeat that in english? 4.No 5. Settle down 6.what? 7.hello? 8. I would like to build a boat? 10. can you hear me?

[@Juliansyv]

+Bishuu Someone please make a soundboard

[@efterblivenjude]

+Bishuu you forgot "can you hear me" :D

[@Fresh_Pants]

let's go to dacamp

[@lorenioooooas]

+Bishuu Is the mic working?

[@siskavard]

+Bishuu it's more of a "mmalright"

[@StubenhockerElite]

10/10 Ending

[@LilSerx]

+StubenhockerElite Alright.

[@SZF123456]

+LilSerx What?

[@kernogo9225]

ok?

[@manu_le_maboul]

+LilSerx what ?

[@tevobobevo]

he finesse that lil boy 😂

[@jessamae9265]

90% British 10% Cannot lock pick a house

[@n8pk69]

Can you say that but in English?

[@jessamae9265]

@@n8pk69 I have a gun and I'm near a school, approximately 568 kids waiting for me, you know what I'm about to do.

[@n8pk69]

@@jessamae9265 wtf was that from? Lmao

[@adisipunct9562]

3:31 "You little pickle!", Alex gotta settle down for real

[@andrewdevito]

I nearly died when he was like "Can you guys hurry up, I don't have all day"

[@hypequake]

Fuckin cried after that. 😂 🪦 Like he was the one being inconvenienced. 😂

[@MUGENGaming]

This channel has some quality content. Seriously one of the best on youtube. 10/10

[@magearon]

+Robert Bostrom Setlle down, ok?

[@liamciaran]

+Robert Bostrom What?

[@AcoolBlackguy]

+Robert Bostrom can you hear me?

[@1nd1anen]

Hello?

[@AcoolBlackguy]

can you guys stop shitting everwhere? Its' pretty gross.

[@GingerJoberton]

alex sounds like the sort of child who would become excessively angry towards people who satirize sonic the hedgehog

[@user-fk9vm6no5i]

When will you learn?

[@TheMusicLeak]

I know that kid irl lmao. He’s like 20 now

[@willchase5692]

@@TheMusicLeak this was made in 2016 dumbass how could he have aged to 20 in less than 4 years jesus christ

[@ArsenicDrone]

@@willchase5692 settle down, OK?

[@stephamein3545]

@@willchase5692 he was probably 15-16 at that time, idk

[@Deadman1000]

It's been 7yrs and I still wonder if Alex remembers Daniel driving him to near insanity

[@Azubjourni]

*3 people shooting him to death* Daniel:”can you hear me?”😂👍😂

[@MrStrangechange]

I wish you updated more regularly, it's hard to find quality content like this.

[@ibustanut]

indeed

[@erickv3288]

+MrStrangechange Sometimes quality>quantity

[@MrStrangechange]

Diggy Doo Always no?

[@dealloc]

+MrStrangechange It's hard to make quality like this.

[@2012Futsal]

quality takes time

[@ReStOrEd2000CZE]

"put yer fokin handz op"

[@ReStOrEd2000CZE]

shrum Same brother

[@viseodigre6047]

Hahaha desi

[@BrianMurrayPA]

“What?”

[@i.1smar]

jedi mohunje

[@Jojo-uc9or]

Can you repeat that in English?

[@ScratchMyAnchor]

The end of this video made me laugh harder than I have all year

[@Cosmic-CS]

ScratchMyAnchor me to technically

[@PKPJayhawk04]

"Hey!"

[@Lindberg1984]

Absolutely.. But I doubt that kid Alex would agree with you.. :D

[@KaiserSquirrelz]

"THEY TOOK ME HOSTAAAAAAAAGE" - last words of a young british man before being pushed around a corner, 2016

[@TheDolphinTuna]

3:40 "He can't control heemself. He's a crazy."

[@ericdiez7188]

"Shit no more gas" I fucking lost it

[@lgnlint]

I think Alex was just extremely dedicated to his roleplay as a drunk guy being arrested.

[@shandaughter]

He was very convincing.

[@Infaziation]

THE GOD HAS UPLOADED! MORE FREQUENTLY NOW PLEASE

[@YTOxygenLess]

what

[@doooofus]

+RedieROTMG hey settle down men

[@rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039]

+doofus what?

[@Gabbagandalf5000W]

+doofus What?

[@NachoSVD]

+RedieROTMG can you repeat that in english?

[@whitezer2347]

1:48 he does that pacing back and fourth thing scumbags do when they're aggravated, but in game lol

[@TRSRM]

a dedicated loser lmao

[@yipperdeyip]

LMAO so trueee

[@MT-yd3yc]

"Quote from the video we all just watched"

[@Lolwoo1]

Hahaha I remember that part

[@Artix902]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@_caden_6481]

Ordonity “insult directed towards a fellow commenter in hopes of receiving congrats from other internet goers, yet ends up just sounding bitter”

[@peterhall4216]

"the next line in the video as a response"

[@desktorp]

"Indirectly express a desire for upcummies."

[@Pooqua]

"Shit, no more gas." hahaha well done man.

[@Yoel69]

'Oh you can count'

[@ilikespaghetti2170]

wow i cant believe i found you here

[@Yoel69]

shraq 😳

[@ilikespaghetti2170]

@@Yoel69 bread 🍞

[@FinaldontasyJr]

"THEY TOOK ME HOSTAGE!"

[@valkalin2]

LOL

[@TonyPajamaz]

0:25 I love how happy Daniel gets when he sees the Jurassic Park car 😂

[@ryanm.191]

This is why I hate altis life 90% of the experience is getting robbed The only thing you can do when you’ve reached endgame is rob others

[@KrikZ32]

Takistan life was entertaining because the police were basically just the US military, and there was an insurgent opfor faction you could join when you had enough money, which meant the endgame was the most entertaining part. You could convince guys to strap on a suicide vest and blow up checkpoints, you could attack towns and completely take them over, you could buy biplanes with guns strapped onto them, etc. Even before that though, you could rob banks and gas stations, be a hitman, get in legit gang wars, etc. Altis Life has some of that, but it is just so neutered in comparison.

[@Jmeboy]

Pahaha! That zoom at the end is the cherry on top!

[@gxlorp]

Fuck you for spelling it with a p.

[@castro7404]

THE GOD HAS UPLOADED, WE LVOE YOU DANIEL

[@BenSnyder0701]

hey settle down, settle down man

[@castro7404]

alright

[@he.nobody]

can you repeat that in English?

[@AndrewRyanNoGodsOrKings]

+CryGods yea ok

[@datsweetsansabooty]

Settle down Alex.

[@matyasskvrna9988]

He can't control himself.

[@militaristicsoldier856]

Matyáš Škvrna THEY TOOK ME HOSTAGE!!

[@Victorsandergamer]

@@matyasskvrna9988 He's crrrrazy

[@ileiad]

"I swear, you're like robotic or something. You're like a fucked-up Google translate." "Can you repeat that in English?" 😂😂😂😂

[@go-go-rilla4405]

Daniel has taught me important lessons. It’s just a game. People know that they are being confusing just imbrace the chaos

[@verdigo1]

This is some top tear trolling. Most go for the low hanging fruit of being offensive. Acting slow and confused can make people sooo much angrier.

[@MrCholoPants3415]

The low hanging fruit guarantees views and a quick buck.

[@potatosmasher1072]

top tear

[@Omnibushido-]

@@potatosmasher1072 I’m sure after 6 years he’s learned how to spell teere right.

[@shoe_gaze]

1:35 jesus christ that voice crack was terrible

[@SergeantHalo]

MF DOOM run man man fam fam

[@StatikSoup]

Still great

[@ZeranZeran]

that actually gave me flashbacks to puberty, ahahaha

[@DanCicala]

He was being so cringey, his puberty got revoked.

[@cannnonfoddder]

If we were all as chill as Daniel, the world would be a better place.

[@Nihilvidz]

+cannnonfoddder There would be less people too, where do I sign up?

[@spacehitler4537]

cannnonfoddder Cold as a fucking artic breeze.

[@themugthatcould9403]

I'd like to join that world

[@matyasskvrna9988]

Can you repeat that in English?

[@TheJummbl]

What?

[@arekkusu2139]

2:22 Was so emotional, I felt that😣

[@raiden2048]

man i wish i found ur content all those years ago, your humour cracks me up

[@Will-hi9iy]

I can't tell which is more cringey, the guys who live their lives vicariously through SL or these folks who roleplay robbery and theft so seriously lol

[@James-mq5lf]

Bet they're the children of rotten immigrants.

[@Ryan-kb8ui]

James what is that accent that it seems they all have, it makes everything that much funnier. Does he play on foreign servers just because it makes it that much funnier or is this game more popular there?

[@justinspurgeon1692]

He's English. He just adopts a neutral American accent for these videos

[@quarternipp]

Nick Wright's Conscience also when it's all they do, they just go around doing just that

[@Beltesassar_]

He's Dutch

[@Murrison]

Your mode of sarcasm is dryer than the desert.

[@Rondogz]

"watch out these guys have a fucking jurassic park car man" haha i fucking died

[@yowtf9929]

"oh you can count?" im dying 0:45

[@weavabird]

4:00 One of the greatest moments in gaming

[@silver4831]

What's with all the aggressive northerners. o.O

[@whitenationalist7873]

Except they aren't Scottish?

[@whitenationalist7873]

Closo Tezuka Yeah, the first guy sounded slightly Scottish but the rest I think are just Northern English :).

[@koshfu]

+Closo Tezuka I live in Northern England, the kid screaming about being held hostage was most definitely from Northern England, probably Lancashire.

[@nekotfarmer]

Wouldn't you be mad too if a bunch of Wildlings moved into your turf?

[@AreYouGray]

These people aren't Scottish dumbfuck. They're quite obviously from the North of England.

[@slobrat3556]

shit no more gas LMFAO

[@ameedivine1775]

What's with all the cancer and "mum" jokes?

[@ameedivine1775]

Umm, ok. Thank you?

[@Themingemoblie]

+DanielFromSL as a brit the shame I feel right now is immeasurable

[@stiffler2100]

+Scrooge McFuck I was about to say the same thing....I'm so sick of seeing these little twats making English people sound like a bunch of degenerate fucks. When they have the whole stereotypical "you wot m8?" going on, it hurts to hear.

[@jojojorisjhjosef]

+DanielFromSL You are pure comedy internet gold xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@rileyguy2974]

+Hazarus Z Some people have a limited vocabulary I guess

[@TaxEvasi0n]

“You. are. cancer” “Answer what?”

[@cannonfodder4000]

2:30 The kid is arabic lol, he was saying something about an airport being faraway

[@cannonfodder4000]

@Michael Hunter That's what he's saying im arabic too

[@ishuboshi]

ayy thanks, I was curious what language that was

[@Felinal_19]

Downed Libyan pilots in Egypt be like

[@barebonesjones]

@@ishuboshi wrong

[@kdior556]

It's been two very long months since your last upload, I almost starved to death waiting for this.

[@SBESUSHI]

"Watch out these guys have a Jurassic Park car dude" "These guys are tough man" *Dead* ;'^)

[@bruceU]

did he call you a pickle

[@gvgrassman]

pibel

[@kelvinzsheet3751]

YOU LITTLE PIGGLES

[@samcoventry1951]

0:51 "Settle down okay" HAH THIS GOT ME TOO GOOD LOL

[@samcoventry1951]

"You guys can't shoot me you can't even lock pick a house" 1:16 HAHAHA

[@BlackCROWN011]

1:40 "you're like a f-cked up google translate" My favorite part

[@claudia-kw1kb]

That was so funny oh my god ... "Shit no more gas" -stops car- -dude gets out- -speeds away- "HEEEY!" I want to see more of these! They are so funny. Friendliest troll ever

[@DeanAndBren]

Wow. That Squeaker. 10/10

[@swizzxy2498]

I wanted to buy this game, but after seeing this video...

[@swizzxy2498]

DanielFromSL Yeah just bought 4 copies for myself

[@gertomoberstep6229]

+DanielFromSL Can you repeat that in English?

[@Lunk42]

+Gertom Oberstep No

[@nononemesis]

+Skoor CC what game is this?

[@swizzxy2498]

N Nogo Arma 3

[@moonbug7252]

1:09 I'm glad someone's having fun.

[@kenstarthree-six5429]

the video is delayed for some reason :(

[@thomasjones6413]

yes what tf is with that???

[@MrCholoPants3415]

Prob youtube fuckery. Some of these older vids get messed up with the way youtube formats videos now. Not a biggy tho. It kinda adds to the weirdness of the vid imo. Feels like I'm watching a shitpost from 2012 or something

[@daddyspacebear]

it fixed for me now.

[@CrazyGamer1541]

Guy 1:Ha ha ha Guy 2:Ha ha ha Guy 3:Ha ha ha

[@fangby3186]

I am obsessed with this channel...

[@Archived0]

Bro, I'm having withdrawals. I need your sociopathic ways in my life.

[@DrushModz]

Seriously the best channel in history of youtube. Thank god I found you. Been watching all of your videos and I'm literally sitting here 7 AM and dying of laughter :'D

[@jxomxo]

How have I not found this channel sooner this has me in tears

[@KAIIRU.]

Jesus Christ, Daniel. I can't take much more. good shit. 1:48 is when I lost it.

[@telclivo7945]

"You are ..-ancer." "Answer what?" So good

[@lucasporter9752]

"shit no more gas" drives away

[@lhays117]

Alex is the single greatest argument ever for always using contraception during sex.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Ikr? Imagine having a British kid smh

[@Irreverent_bob]

I love how tough these guys think they are trying to intimidate and threaten a guy on an online game

[@howtodoge]

4:08 "haaayyyy :(" lol i died laughing

[@gabeux]

Answer what? 10/10

[@CrowCowz]

The faded out “hey!” Gets me every time.

[@gastonbell108]

Things that chav kid did to Daniels mom: -died of cancer -died while he was sleeping -got killed -got thrown in a bush -got drowned in the water at the beach -got her head ripped off RIP

[@Nihilvidz]

Average age of an altis life player, 10. Yep, it all makes sense!

[@databased7812]

Oh my god your fucking videos man they're gold. Never stop Daniel.

[@rabbiherschellieberman-ber3039]

"shit, no more gas" *drives off* my sides have left the galaxy

[@puhhhhh]

The backwards, low textured jurassic park car and the way daniel says "hey check it out jurassic park" is the funniest shit

[@sauercrowder]

Not that it matters but I think the writing is prob the right way around on the other side of the car. Game engines often use the same texture for both sides of a model.

[@th43_zz55]

Beautiful directing, amazing set design, great story telling, good pacing, and that last scene..... just amazing. Truly the master at work.

[@1Nostrand1]

That fucking ending man. The monotone god is back and better than ever.

[@skarpskyttar]

His monotome excitement when he says "hey, check it out! jurassic park!" gets me everytime

[@owismeal92]

3:47 my favorite part, crack me up every time, god tier humor.

[@P3ZzzZzz]

"He can't controll himself" damn i laughed hard

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

"Oh you can count?" I lost my shit at that

[@Dan272121]

my lord the ending hahahah