Carnival Phantasm- Lancers fails

[@deadphones5041]

I keep saying the usual, “What the hell did Cu Chulainn do to deserve all this?!” Then I realized his luck stat is an E.

[@reddytoplay9188]

What about arcbers

[@EC-hf8ui]

@@reddytoplay9188 There is shit and completely shit, Archer's luck is shit with Lancer's luck being completely shit

[@nodeloliver6201]

I mean, we're talking about a guy whose story ended with him tying himself to a standing stone (with his own guts mind you) so he could take on an entire army by himself. If that isn't unlucky, I don't know what is.

[@jimbob8571]

Nodel Oliver being lancer

[@lackusshock]

Unlike Archer, Lancer has abilities that depend on his Luck...

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

*Shirou:* "It's eating something. Maybe it's hungry." From the mind that brought you "People die when they are killed", "Just because you're right doesn't mean you're correct", and "When you have a birthday, you celebrate being born".

[@teleshar]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache I kinda believe it's a running gag at this point. I expect another terrible oneliner like this in Heaven's Feel.

[@stitches1110]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache don't forget the beloved lines from the VN sex scenes like "She can't breath through her mouth, maybe it's because it's full of my penis."

[@ShirouBrando]

stitches1110 plz tell me that's fake plz that's too much

[@jorgemurilo7779]

No

[@PeachDragon_]

Amazing

[@respiratoryfailure3780]

5:03 the best running gag in this show is mistreating Lancer, they didn't even let him finish his dialogue lmao.

[@MisterGort]

He’s like Yamcha but cooler

[@UltimatelyProficient]

@@tiaaaron3278 “But cooler”

[@akhandtripathipyz9888]

​@@MisterGort way cooler

[@cristof1]

​@@MisterGort but cooler

[@TubTu-]

Did someone say Cooler 👹

[@honkthegoose3543]

Lancer died! You aren't human!!!

[@Andrew-dw2cj]

LOL

[@Fureiji88]

and in other subs they think it went Oh my god! They killed Lancer! You bastards!

[@leonkneil9474]

i love thisaXD

[@honkthegoose3543]

I know. It's brilliant.

[@nintendoandsegafan90]

I still don't get it

[@jester8832]

Poor lancer he's actually my favorite servant too

[@imagineifbasakawasntnerfed3213]

Same here :< FeelsBadLancer

[@Hyperversum3]

Me too

[@yellowflamegaulent3902]

Grinch my second favorite.

[@qlitzer1542]

Grinch your joey chin picture tho its creepy

[@shockedgame5558]

Me fo

[@Animortar]

I just Realized in 5:46, even when their flashing the racers cars, they gave Cu less time as well

[@sandlax9509]

Anti depressants they didn’t even show him getting the gae-bolcar

[@sushiibird7799]

They did, but interrupted him when he's discussing about it

[@urtoryu_dy_althraidn]

The guy doesn't even get a Master despite both Bazett and Kirei being right there.

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Being Lancer is suffering.

[@nikhilbhavani981]

Just Some Guy with a Mustache WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!

[@warlerker]

Thus taylor triggers with his luck dtat

[@Sleepyhead156]

You don't even know man...

[@izzy_theog9658]

Ransa ga shinda!

[@hecker2309]

Being Shirou is suffering too

[@xrli82]

2:05 , the day the most destructive noble phantasm was born. You can still hear the screams of archer and Lancer to this day. Beware the spinning assault blue lander.

[@wodahexe8400]

Lancer: Wait a moment, did you just summon your Noble Phantasm? Gilgamesh: Yeah, so? Saber: That’s against the rules, isn’t it? Gilgamesh: Screw the rules I am them. Gilgamesh: ..... Wait a minute.

[@ashkirby8896]

Yandere Alchemist Nice reference to that meme!😆🤣😂

[@nathoj8213]

Aight time to turn gay

[@theblan1k0ne]

Gilgamesh is Kaiba confirmed

[@sushiibird7799]

Someone's watching the complete YGO abridged series. I'm so glad I did

[@Saiyagami]

Or Gilgamesh: I AM THE RULES

[@mistertaz94]

Ah, the curse of E-Rank luck. XD

[@jriflen8230]

bad luck lancer

[@funnyrunny8058]

i see what you did here^^ From: EX-Luck player

[@Stormraider821]

No it's E-rank luck. Some of the most powerful Lancers have incredibly crappy lives. Not just Cu.

[@InquisitorThomas]

Luck of the Irish was originally meant to be sarcastic.

[@axellion4573]

Why doesn't hector have it then

[@johnpinto8299]

This has made lancer my favorite character in the series

[@kyrawashere5713]

John Dragneel lol

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

John Pinto He was my favorite because he is *actually* a total badass and a serious bro. He values his honor and his pride as a hero, to the point that Archer’s lack of both offends him. He is a heroic spirit first, servant second. Despite what Carnival Phantasm leads you to believe, Lancer is actually very hard to kill.

[@joseamadocarloclaudio752]

@@chrisschoenthaler5184 and going from Gae Bolg's actual ability of Landing the actual killing blow then make it look like it's travelling would've made him(if the anime plot armour have no say) easily kill most of the servants in fate/Stay night.

[@ashark8968]

He could probably relatively easily kill all apart from gilgamesh and hercules. And against assassin who is much stronger than him in melee, but bound to shrine, so cu could easily snipe him with gae bolg

[@dand_alt779]

Same

[@22kingdomheartsfan]

OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED LANCER!

[@kurosakikun96]

You bastards!

[@mistertaz94]

YOU'RE NOT HUMAN!

[@mingl5147]

E rank luck

[@rinokumura7371]

22kingdomheartsfan YOU BASTARDS!

[@meowsterperson4483]

YOURE NOT HUMAN

[@symphonyofstupidity7282]

you're laughing, a guy in a blue full-body tights just died, and you're laughing

[@tr0y644]

at least it wasn’t a kid in an orange coat

[@yukichiouma9422]

All Lancer wanted was a break Instead they break him LOL

[@_syntience]

BERSER-CAR!!!! *WHAT THE HELL!?!?* XD

[@street561]

I didn't get it until I said it outloud xD

[@CH-nn1nf]

Don’t forget it might just drive you insane Yes I took that joke from fate stay night abridged I like the pun

[@tenashi3853]

😂😂👌

[@urtoryu_dy_althraidn]

Hollow Ataraxia still has the best jokes.

[@jacklegends2799]

dammit, when saber was riding the lion cart, i can' get enough of her saying shirou!

[@sweeteikmel]

*"Next time, summon me as a lancer"* 😭😭😭😂😂

[@ゆっくりメガネ-b8w]

「100円下さい。」 「お金いるの？(汗笑」 で草

[@chaosbreaker657]

Looks like Lancer doesn't have the "luck of the Irish." Ironically, he's an Irish mythological figure.

[@gambit7276]

Mel Palaganas nobody ever said the luck of the irish meant good luck

[@ArashiTsurugi]

Having the luck of the Irish means you actually have terrible luck. It's not a good thing. lol Why people think it means good luck I have no idea.

[@ditokoent]

@@ArashiTsurugi Probably something to do with 4 clover leaves giving good luck?

[@fj094t58qjf]

looks lilke he is so unlucky that even the luck of irish couldnt do anything

[@caol1198]

"The luck of the Irish" is a sarcastic phrase. Alludes to our bad luck in our history

[@ReiNatsumi]

Archer: what the hell are you doing? Lancer: I have no idea! Me: *laughing to dead*

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

also him sudenly having "flashback buddy moments with berserker when he didn't do that": "What was that?!"

[@grom4games]

When Lancer is a Caster, he becomes super epic but still retains some of his fun personality...

[@koti8353]

Lancer is the Kenny of Fate/stay night :/

[@edwinsandra5904]

Anubis pre being braught back to life permenently

[@FuwaMoigake]

Kenny? Kenny from TWD?

[@ztar2.091]

/a/ You may have figured it out already, but it's Kenny from South Park

[@pwnorbepwned]

GoatOverlord Caw, kids! It's Kenny the Crow!

[@russelldoty2743]

That's probably what they were going for with the "Lancer died!" "You're not human!" shtick.

[@RagnaCloud13]

oh, the moment Herakles thought you were a dog is like one of His 12 Labors. to equate: Cu Chulainn = hound of culainn hound = dog dog = Kerberos

[@deathstar6998]

Except Perseus killed Kerberos, your talking about Cerebus the three headed hound of the underworld

[@Lemuel928]

Cerberus,the Three Headed Colossus Wolf.

[@Lemuel928]

Except the Three Heads are Proto Cu,Lancer Cu,and Caster Cu.

[@NoAnimeNL]

@@Aisuki-suki there's no difference between the roman and Greek story Heracles means "glory of Hera", this was his figure's Greek name. Apparently he was given this name by Zeus to appease Hera. The Romanians later adapted the same figure, but called him "Hercules".

[@deathstar6998]

@keatsuki Incorrect Cerebus in greek Mythology is the hound of the underworld. Kerberos was a disfigured son of Hera who was the antagonist of Clash of the Titans. You got your names mixed up buddy.

[@ChoCoBenchMarker]

9:07 i really can't help but imagine saber saying that with her normal model 😂

[@theheroofpancake9056]

*Grail-kun drops the knife* Me: *starts dying* "Kill him and forge a contract with a new servant* Me: *Dead*

[@ilyasbasuki3207]

And then he actually does that.

[@Tiasung]

Its particularly funny since the grail-kun skits are a parody how the grail promises a wish to who obtains it, but its always a wish to kill in the end.(symbolizing the knife) except for Kirei he straight up says it, lol.

[@danigarcia4396]

@@Tiasung I see it as a parody of Doraemon as well

[@TheBonkleFox]

Kirei: *picks up the knife without hesitation* Me: *double death intensifies*

[@laareesbruh9207]

on 0:16 kirei was about to say "every dog has his day" XD

[@GTExia]

Oh, the irony. Because this hound definitely did not have his day.

[@Wolfboss7]

Even when it's a childish parody poor Lancer still can't catch a break.

[@the7thresponse684]

SABER IS JUST SO DAMN CUTE!!!!!

[@DyaMetR]

Saber kawaii... KAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAIIKAWAII

[@heroofjustice2728]

I need to capture her...

[@CH-nn1nf]

According to Rin from Fate stay night abridged she is baeber

[@saberblue]

BERSERCAR is so much cuter

[@eltiodude3654]

-"The rules will decide your fate" 0:53 -"I AM the rules"

[@SaltTheKosherin]

0:52 thats it. thats his entire character.

[@annayu2396]

"Lancer Just Died." "You aren't Human." XD POOR EMIYA, POOR LANCER

[@GameGodZERO]

Berserker with Spinning Assault Blue Lancer would be the most OP Servant in Grand Order. Hands down.

[@tiaaaron3278]

06:25 I love the way Archer says "RANSA GA SHINDA".

[@jethrovitorioscultor7566]

Fate Grand Order - First Order: Cu's Counter Attack! Spoiler: Cu Kills Everyone.

[@swiftassassin]

Jethro Vitorio Scultor Best way to fix Lancer is to make him Caster. His Luck becomes D-Rank as Caster, and that is apparently all he needs.

[@Prince_Smugarina]

YOu mean like in that latest movie,* where Medusa became the assassin class, and Lancer's avatar if you will was some forest sage who absolutely godly in terms of power?

[@swiftassassin]

Actually, I believe Medusa was actually a Lancer in that movie. Her weapon and attire kinda resembles her Child Medusa Lancer variant from the F/GO. They actually changed some stuff around, as she was still Rider in the game itself, but instead made her the lancer instead of Benkei. The Assassin was still True Assassin from Heaven's Feel.

[@Prince_Smugarina]

Mmm... righr right it was a Lancer. The chains that turned to snakes made me think of Assassin cause you know.. chains... assassin worthy stuff. But yeah its definitely a Lancer, you're right.

[@swiftassassin]

She always kinda seemed more like an assassin. Her fighting style seems like a better fit for it than Sasaki Kojirou. Hell, in Fate/Extella, Tamamo no Mae made a couple off hand comments during her story mode about Medusa being a Ninja.

[@tienkieu4806]

3:32 FGO class advantage in a nutshell

[@フルーツポンチ-h8n]

セイバーライオン可愛い

[@風来のロクジハン]

FGOセイバーライオン実装はよ

[@千歳飴-l9i]

｢日本人は皆ロリコンなのよ｣の辺りでもう駄目だった。腹筋が

[@テスラニコラ-i2f]

図星

[@Nightmare-ke9nw]

篠宮タクマ 10:07

[@ART-jl7yw]

全日本人「」

[@VanrougeSimp]

Lancer ga shinda: *snickers* Kaito ga shinda: *cries in Gon Freecs*

[@wanderingharlow6305]

Imagine if Scathach found out that Cu was used as comic relief, hoo boy.

[@rpaplham14]

5:27 saber is so happy, then bankrupts shirou again

[@mother-hold-oppi]

声優の無駄使いｗ楽しそうでなにより

[@Overlordough1201]

This is the most game-like video game parody I have ever seen. It honestly looks like a real video game.

[@prodigy_playz_2429]

7:20 this made me laugh so hard lmao

[@5oftMachine]

bakajanai

[@バート-p1h]

10:05 "All Japanese are lolicons" - illyasviel

[@amnesiacwhaleshark2413]

"I came in second" "No lunch for you" *GASP*

[@ashleightompkins3200]

I'm absolutely praying this gets a dub just so they can say "You killed Lancer! You bastard!"

[@mohammedalssamraey9581]

Lancer became my favorite so quickly but the poor man is being played like a fiddle.

[@diegosavage93]

5:04 funny how Lancer is the only one that gets cut off 😂😂

[@myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892]

Diego Savage that fuckin killed me when i saw that

[@lordsesshomaru4379]

That berser-car >_

[@loganwynn2337]

BERSERKER'S A MUTHAFUKIN TRANSFORMER!!!!

[@valentino7592]

Emiya:A toy? Saber:Shirou,ah Saber:Gimme 100 yen Emiya:it needs money? Me: *facepalm*

[@illuno--bf8dx1bw5j]

0:03 AH..... I felt that😔😂 0:57 Also LMAO Lanca Ga SHINDA!!

[@triggeredmyself2630]

“Every weapon berserker wields becomes the greatest weapon of the era” *lancer*

[@citizenvulpes4562]

When saber yells "SHIROOOOU!!!Eh, give me 100 yen." Cutest thing ever.

[@thatluckyfox3864]

Let's feed it Lancer X3

[@ZigRoku2]

"Just remember an Idiot man once lived"

[@nekoaddiction1055]

Your pfp ;-;

[@cid4761]

Lancer fails? More like Lancer deaths

[@Cynicalhamptur]

CID nah...he ain't dead,he probably activated guts or evade and survived all his on slaughts

[@ささ-s2m2c]

ギルガメッシュ出た瞬間悟ったわ笑笑

[@オデッセイ号]

宝 具 発 動

[@おいしい昆布]

@@並のサーヴァント ゲートオブ…バビロンでは

[@並のサーヴァント]

頭ワンドリの民 あれ？なんでこんなテキトーなコメントしてたんだろ？ご指摘ありがとうございます！

[@donquixoterosinante7899]

0:59 6:24 8:41 Lansaa ga shinda ~ ランサーが死んだ~

[@leeace0175]

Kono hitodenashi!

[@phantomgray6772]

11:40

[@The_Rogue]

0:01 that was intense just for a few seconds

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

5:21 that is so fucking adorable, I think my heart grew a size.

[@bargainbin6162]

0:59"Oh my God,they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"

[@annayu2396]

XD "I don't want to lose to the King of Hungry." *LMAO*

[@CptPhilippnes]

Its funny that the latest Carnival Phantasm states that he doesnt suffer because he's a lancer, rather, because he's Cu lol

[@むっそりー煮]

お金いるの…がどツボすぎる…

[@wanntoku146]

ランサーより事後処理をとる言峰()

[@endlexp466]

Carnival phantasm is just a really massive shitpost

[@The_lord_of_ultramar]

Yes

[@Vel_131]

*Always has been*

[@shauqiharris2772]

*Always Has Been*

[@A_Chaotic_Neutral]

*Always Has Been*

[@kashynku]

*Always has been*

[@unitcharles8278]

I like how Saber : Lancer is die again Archer : Idiot Rider & Caster : What an idiot Lancer : Im not idiot

[@imumithu1632]

5:27　士郎の「お金いるの？」が可愛すぎる(笑)

[@ハヤシライサー]

回転して突撃する蒼い槍兵(ブーメランサー) 2:05 槍兵を投擲武器として使用する武具 本来、一つしか宝具を持たない英雄(バーサーカー)が 槍兵を用い編み出した イレギュラー的な宝具 弓兵に対してはクリティカル効果 蒼い光が高速回転しながら 軌道線上の全ての対象に必ず命中する 刺し穿つ死棘の同様の効果を持つが ブーメランのように投げた者の手元に 戻ることはない

[@GaspingEgg]

Poor Cu, the guy just can’t get a break

[@jic-s2679]

ランさーが死んだ、が軽いｗｗｗ なんつー扱いｗ

[@cahilljoe]

Haha when Lancer dies in the water at 7:58 , the option to ">jump" on his head like one of the stepping stones appears. Attention to detail on the gags in this show was on point holy heck.

[@terraearthera7848]

Lancer got the short end of the lance...

[@swiru166]

クーフーリンwwwww いじられ役なのかい！？www

[@RagnaCloud13]

Looks like Diavolo joins Cu Chulainn to the infinite loop of deaths

[@growld7580]

lancer=krilin here :/

[@mioismoe]

He is yamcha

[@NoblePhantasmable]

+mioismoe lancer is actually strong. he just has terribly bad luck. on par with BLB

[@edwinsandra5904]

mioismoe agreed

[@yellowflamegaulent3902]

black nagae Exactly what I thinking hes like Krillin or Yancha.

[@LazyAlternativeBrat]

Actually in Zero, The Lancer Class Servant managed to disable Sabers use of her left arm, making it virtually impossible for her to use her Noble Phantasm, which of you ask me, is a very useful and strong Noble Phantasm

[@ria706]

Ber zer CAR!!

[@fe1986]

ランサーの扱いw

[@sparriax3379]

“Cha! Siu! Me- AHH!” I died😂😂 she was sooo close

[@chakinabox]

6:48 geez even at the select screen. Everyone else who wasn't picked just fainted but poor Lancer got skewered by his own weapon!

[@kaia-di4pq]

1:57 thats some prime voice acting from lancer

[@arturocruz7590]

lmao "all japanese people are lolicons" never expected that line from a real studio lol

[@Sleepyhead156]

Why do you think they sexualise lolis so much?

[@shadedergu9921]

I love how Emiya Archer has E-Rank luck, but his abilities basically just throw luck on the window anyway, but then there’s Lancer...

[@azazelreeds]

This had me giggling the whole time, but them feeding the lion saber Lancer killed me

[@Erowax]

Boomelancer: Spinning Assault Blue Lancer Uses Lancer as a weapon by throwing While Berserker only has one Noble Phantasm, this Noble Phantasm is the result of using Lancer. It has a critical effect on Archer. It emits blue light and spins rapidly, striking everything in its path without fail. While it has the effect of a penetrating javelin, it does not return to the hand of the thrower like a boomerang does. Rank: B+ Type: anti army Range: 1- ∞ Max targets: ∞

[@Xenoguy9000]

5:42 Damn, I never noticed Shiki was also present in this scene.

[@superblitz2274]

1:42-Hurry up and kill me. Every fate series ever-If you insist...

[@thesaltwizard3212]

Cu: Gilgamesh you're an archer, you can't possibly defeat me because of class disadvantage Gilgamesh: *no im the rules lol*

[@wanderingharlow6305]

If this ever gets a sequel and Cu still gets hit with slapstick syndrome, Scathach would have a stroke.

[@jeninaaliene9804]

RIP Lancer...you aren't human

[@PeachDragon_]

Gilgamesh be like: Rules?Cash me outside how bout dat!? Also, saber lion is the cutest thing in existence, my eyes are bleeding

[@Itnasias]

"Oh my god! You killed Lancer!" "You bastards!!"

[@Zerobasssoul]

Love how he does the exact opposite in FGO

[@PeachDragon_]

Because he's fucking immortal in that game

[@TheBonkleFox]

So I'm guessing Gae Bolg is just a front and Lancer's real power is channeling Kenny from South Park.

[@erener7576]

why always lancer ????!!!!

[@Light14Lilium]

Lancer dies in all of the game routes, they make a running gag out of that.

[@Zephyroths]

Shirou died more than lancer tho

[@Light14Lilium]

Yeah, but Shirou at least had the option of happy ending

[@firstnamelastname9550]

Lousika Lumiere that and his VA is the same for Kenny from south park in Japan

[@Hyperdragon1701]

well rank E luck

[@Coramelimane]

I just now noticed all the characters in that one second crowd shot after BERSER-CAR.

[@АртёмБорисов-т3ф]

saber: ransha ga shinda!! shirou: kono hito de nashi!!

[@ふーべる]

「俺が一番d」 「さあ、どんどん行きましょう！」

[@Thenewkrookkud]

All this tells me is that Type-Moon's female characters are scary.

[@getwrecked1852]

TheNewKrookkud And it's all of them

[@GnosisZX]

They have there nice side but do not piss them off period

[@TheMotionHero]

Even freaking Saber Alter has a decently sweet side...that one’s just really hard to find

[@lpfan4491]

@@TheMotionHero Is that actually legit?

[@noddwyd]

All I can think of when I see BerserCAR is Illya's wish magic is actually really terrifying.