Carol Burnett -- Court Reporter

[@slcRN1971]

I really miss comedy shows like this one (especially in 2020)!!! Programs of this quality could help ease up some of the stress and strain, that almost all of us feel. Ms. Carol Burnett is so wonderful and her TV show was one of the very best ever.

[@nickavalos5154]

Me TV

[@katemcalpine2836]

I've been a court reporter for 17 years, mostly in court, and I can tell you we ALL have felt like Carol at some point. 🤣

[@barquerojuancarlos7253]

A most revealing comment! Always in the background away from the main courtroom drama busily tapping away, who would've guessed court reporters are actually human with thoughts and feelings of their own?

[@lizi1115]

So true!! I’ve been a court reporter for over 30 years. I’ve worked in multiple aspects of the career…the courtroom and the freelance industry. And I approve this statement.

[@amandafagan7780]

34 years here, the last 25 in criminal trials, and I often think, holy crap, if the jurors knew what I’m thinking! 😂

[@lucyballesteros8560]

there will be no one else like Carol Burnett a truly ARTIST.

[@michaeleddy2267]

Carol should be judge Judy.

[@therealmeemawmallen9493]

Amen! She is truly brilliant beyond measure! The I love Lucy of our age! ❤️😊

[@therealmeemawmallen9493]

@@michaeleddy2267 great idea! 😉

[@mikepizzi9024]

What a classic Carol you are one of a kind there has never been anyone like you. Thank you for the memories!!!!

[@donniebrooke-prowrestleruf6735]

No one could make this comedy like these guys.

[@jennifermurphy8972]

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this skit. I'm in court reporting school. You do hear some crazy things. I definitely have to work on my poker face.

[@HollyOak]

You made the same comment a year before this. How did you go?

[@thomasalbus2656]

@@HollyOak It's 2 years old now and even I want to know.

[@billpenrod4271]

Do I hear 3?

[@jennifermurphy5964]

@@HollyOak oh, I've been out of school and working in court over a year now. I love it!

[@kgirgusJ316]

Oh my gawd! I have to bite the inside of my cheek!

[@greenlee7smythe]

This clip is why I always yell, “DON’T HAND ME THAT BOLOGNA , FARMINGTON!” to someone who’s giving me an excuse lol

[@nikkimack5381]

I love how she slapped him backwards because he said the butler did it and she went off did Harvey's job for him got the gun the rest is history. Carol was one of the best in the business

[@champof64]

Carol wants to have the "main role" but NOT the judge's!! What a skit! What writing!! Superb!! I watch Carol Burnett Shows again and again and never tire of it

[@jennifermurphy5659]

I'm going to court reporting school right now. I LOVE this sketch! 😂😂😂😂

[@andreo.7633]

Good luck I hope you're there by now :)

[@Lauren-vd4qe]

it shd b required viewing before the final exam!

[@RecommendedChannels]

_The Butler did it my Aunt Fanny_ 😂😂

[@donniebrooke-prowrestleruf6735]

Be Seeing You - In the study with a candle stick & twinkie

[@lilasvasquez]

You twerp!!!! 😅

[@TremontonNurseMJ]

Thank you all for your service!❤

[@thecraziestcanuck]

What a great skit, with C.B and H.K. both OUTSTANDING Comedians, and one of my all time favorites John Byner.......🤣

[@jaelraphael1151]

"Where did you learn to practice law - in the WHITE HOUSE!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OphiuchiChannel]

This one aged a bit too well 😂

[@cnow7583]

Obamurs white house.

[@sha11235]

@@cnow7583 And now Trump's.

[@miriamjewett5438]

Carol Burnett show = Class

[@marioescalante4401]

2:14 "your honour, could you ask the killer to speak up...?" she sounds so exasperated LMAO 5:33 "WOULD YOU GET ON W-" "AAALLLRRRRRIIIIIGHT!!!" Carol and Harvey are hilarious!!

[@kristiny4727]

As a court reporter, I can only dream of doing this! Lol

[@denismay6011]

Gee I miss Comedy like this Carol Burnett was the absolute best there was and when teamed up with Harvey and Tim chaos was always the best laugh you could get.

[@romeoisha]

Carol Burnett. .,one of the funniest comedy actress of all time😂👏

[@bakaryusof4281]

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[@johnw2026]

If only court was really this entertaining in real life... Well, it is if you're Judge Judy! 😆

[@tj921able]

John Byner is so cute and adorable! I like how timid he is in this skit. Carol has me rolling with laughter.

[@987apple77]

What acting. I was so happy back in the 70.

[@donniebrooke-prowrestleruf6735]

This skit kinda makes ya think what real court reporters think during high profile murder trials.

[@sherrylindsay154]

A lot of the same stuff, just quietly. :)

[@sha11235]

Would've loved to see her at Simpson's 1995 trial. She'd have punched his black ass out too!

[@raymondwinters6518]

Sherry Lindsay ‘

[@swasha1969]

Oh, we do. 😏

[@sha11235]

Can you imagine her at the Simpson criminal trial?

[@2ndEndingVintage]

Good skit, thought it was gonna be a one-liner one, but then when she started sympathizing, it got really good, LOL..."where did you learn to practice law, in the white house ?" Brilliant....

[@diannepridgen5954]

love this as I became a court reporter myself. I'm very glad that she is 'writing' very realistically instead of slow and deliberate which is not how you write on the machine and how you can tell that person has not been shown how to look realistic. it's funny too because as a court reporter you are not supposed to interject yourself in any way into the proceedings. you are basically a fly on the wall, observing and taking it down, etc.

[@DanielSelk]

I was a hearing recorder for the social security admin disability hearings and...this is relatable for that TOO. ESPECIALLY that first "HA!!!" XD

[@jamesniezgoda5454]

Not because Carol Burnett is my favorite, it's because it's true. The funniest take off of court I've seen

[@catkeys6911]

Carol was absolutely in top form in this one!

[@cynthiaesquibel3191]

What a masterpiece! This was absolutely brilliant! Thank you, thank you for posting this!

[@andrewbrendan1579]

John Byner is a great comedic performer actor!

[@harmonygalpal9]

I love this skit!!!

[@torridd]

Would you ask the killer to speak up? LOL!

[@vickikite2448]

I got a job to do😂

[@Dulcimertunes]

I could NEVER do this job. My emotions are on my face

[@lenevee4925]

LOL! Meanwhile, the "Judge" stands by and let the stenographer rule!

[@thaddaeusrobinson4239]

Let’s give credit to the judge in this skit who didn’t die laughing or break character

[@DerekWilliamsMusic]

Fantastic - right up to Carol Burnett high standards!

[@corvettedm1]

I often wondered what the court reporter was thinking, especially as foreman on a murder trial. Brilliant!

[@ruthannbowman8061]

Oh Lord Carol is so dam funny love her she makes a good court reporter so funny

[@zebeart8808]

Thanks for the video. Great comedy.

[@johnferguson8993]

What a scream! I won't get her to handle my case! Great comedy!

[@verity3616]

I bet that "Yo" was adlibbed at 1:40 - the reaction was too good.

[@annasasso2034]

She would never get away with that if Judge Judy was the judge!!M😂

[@greenlee7smythe]

I love that “GET OUTTA HERE!” Lmao 😂

[@sha11235]

Sounds like a NY'er like me.

[@sharonhazlewood2172]

got to love this!!

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

one of my faves!

[@garyb3397]

There is a tendency - at least with me - to only view the "The Family" sketches....but tonight, in going through so many clips, I have been reminded of the true genius of Burnett, Korman, Conway and co. Great writing!

[@antoniokinsey4041]

This was good.

[@sawmanbigtreeslayer2360]

That's was the funniest skit ever!!

[@mircas1964]

Yo! And then the look from Harvey, lmao!

[@joemorrow8411]

One Of The Top Skits Ever

[@shadycactus7896]

Marlon?!?!?!

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

one of the funniest one of my faves!

[@barbarasomorai3015]

The best skit ever!

[@esmeraldanadyaruza2019]

Imagine that happening on law n order😅

[@MrTroyb1]

Carol Burnett looks like “Church Lady”.

[@khaulasalma6377]

I really adore her

[@jamesbugbee6812]

Some of these skits require some pretty fancy chair stunts.

[@johnharrill1]

True this was when television was worth watching.

[@zzzyxwv]

One of the best😆🤘

[@TawnyC_]

No one would try to get out of jury duty if trials were like this.

[@davidsain2129]

Pure genius

[@suzycreamcheesez4371]

my fave skit

[@sonnydean3187]

As an HR manager, this is my favorite Carol Burnett skit! I live this silinise every day!

[@kattyaaa1676]

Excelenta interpretare!! Good Like! 👏🎆👏🎆👍

[@tomitstube]

lmao, hilarious, john byner was great, and of course carol and harvey. "i only collected if she burnt down during a burglary." "where did you practice learning law, the white house?" john byner's 6 appearances were in 1973-74 , nixon resigned august 9, 1974.

[@KatieCatWalker]

"Where did you learn to practice law? THE WHITE HOUSE?!" I lost it!

[@sha11235]

Probably a reference to Nixon. But that could apply today.

[@oddsandends950]

Carol should have been on Perry Mason

[@pammysue7966]

Betty White and Carol Burnett absolutely iconic

[@holylandfan3275]

Betty White was terrible. Always something filthy, or insinuating filth, out of her mouth. A very nasty minded lady.

[@tanamurphy7388]

Meanwhile the judge is just sitting there.

[@RamyDhia]

Marion is so funny 🤣

[@mariaibarra5883]

Oh, man. She's so tough on everyone. Judge just sits there without objecting.

[@catkeys6911]

"FIRE AND THEFT INSURANCE?!?" "Yes; I only collected if she burned down during a burglary."

[@jamesniezgoda5454]

Leave it up to Carol Burnett to take any Situation & make us laugh

[@jasonsmith5295]

Classic Carol, she's the best...I'd like to see her on SNL

[@secretsquirrel7300]

She's too good for SNL.

[@sha11235]

They won't have her for this reason: When the show first started, they tried not to be like Carol Burnett, with all the laughing during sketches and being very broad.

[@donniebrooke-prowrestleruf6735]

I want to be a court reporter...

[@susandezelan6067]

I've been a court reporter for 40 years. It's stressful, but so worth it. No two days are alike. I'd encourage you to look into joining the profession. For the right person, it is extremely rewarding and lucrative.

[@sunlion9676]

Oh that was hilarious! 🤣

[@kathleendory3536]

That's too funny!!

[@gilbertmartinez1504]

Whatever happened to John Byner? He is a funny guy!!

[@billwilson5341]

He's still with us. Here's his site: johnbyner.com/

[@marioescalante4401]

He did a podcast with Gilbert Gottfried. Check out Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast: www.gilbertpodcast.com/john-byner/

[@rayoyler9229]

Pipen did it, pipen good.

[@lilasvasquez]

THE BUTLER DID IT!!!!!

[@secretsquirrel7300]

How could anyone give this a thumbs down? People don't know good comedy when they see it.

[@nickavalos5154]

In the current age of no longer seeing the thumbs down count, this comment ages tremendously weirdly

[@brendaleverick3655]

Great!

[@CeltofCork]

Guy on the stand would have made a great car salesman, new or used or a great Washington D.C. politician. LOL

[@Marchant2]

I believe him when he says the butler did it.

[@sha11235]

One problem: He didn't have a butler.

[@sha11235]

He probably didn't even have a butler.

[@stevenpilling5318]

That sketch was all Byner and Burnett!

[@vickikite2448]

Everything you ever wanted to say in court, but couldn’t

[@Guttergirl61]

I simply gave up with watching television now. There is no real good humor. Often they try too hard to be funny. Less is more. I miss the great comedy shows like Carol Burnett. I've tossed my television.

[@barbaracataldo566]

Me, too. And I'm so happy without it.

[@greenlee7smythe]

Me too! And now people are trying to take away good shows like this because “this offends them” and “that offends them”

[@frankcabanski9409]

It was already happening back then - the "it must be true because we keep repeating it" lies about Nixon, as uttered in this sketch.

[@gordenwhiting9656]

6:00 "Where did you learn to practice law, in the White House?" As true today as it was back then. :)

[@sonnydean3187]

Carol Burnett was good!

[@jackdaniels4282]

Nice gesture.

[@lindaeasley4336]

John Byner was a great comedian / impressionist

[@therealmeemawmallen9493]

The butler did it my aunt fanny! When she shakes her hips like Elvis everyone loses it too fun! 😋 Where did you learn to practice law in the Whitehouse! LOL

[@crpnskie]

John Byner

[@leetylr]

John bynar looks cute. Loved the backflip when she hits him 4:34

[@sha11235]

I think the judge also made an appearance on Mama's Family as a judge.

[@daisymay9203]

THE BUTTTTTLEEEEER THE BUTLER DID IT!! THE BUTTTLEEEER I BELIEVED YOU!!!

[@richardea4223]

That's a rap on that one. The prosecution rest. Lol😎

[@alldog222]

Young people today, you may never see anything funnier.

[@dchatoian]

Too funny!

[@marlenemcmillan8891]

Omg...corvid19 ...😬😬😬 Carol Burnett 🤣🤣😂..I can't stop laughing... thanks