Carrie (2013) KILL COUNT

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►►Couple of corrections for this one - 1) I messed up with the "opposite charges of a magnet" joke, that's not good science. Sorry, been a long month. 2) The pregnancy thing WAS a subplot in the novel that I forgot about, so it wasn't an entirely random addition. My bad! ►Email MOVIE REQUESTS to [e-mail] (please don't leave them in the comments!) ►► MERCH - hoodies, hats, pins, and tee shirts - available at www.deadmeatstore.com ► Support me at patreon.com/deadmeatjames for rewards like explicit versions of Kill Counts, full-length commentary tracks, early releases, review videos, and more! ►►Check out the DEAD MEAT PODCAST - new episodes every TUESDAY - at deadmeatpod.libsyn.com/ ►Thanks for watching - comment with your favorite joke!

[@Featuredplarg]

I love you James

[@coreygross5016]

Finally I made it to class, Mr James

[@coreygross5016]

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[@altf4magic332]

soup

[@psxlah1834]

Youre the best

[@EinMor]

Every Carrie Movie: This, is a bucket Every Tommy Ross: Dear god

[@skittle5406]

There's more, No!

[@poikapi062]

For Tommy Ross, there isn't more.

[@techsmith8924]

Finally a man of culture

[@nate1191]

I want the bucket!!

[@lysol_michael_windex6355]

It contains the dying wish of every man here, Scout you did collect everyone’s dying wish?

[@mikeycapalot5223]

Directors: “ok, set up the bucket” Tommy Ross: ah shit, here we go again

[@TintedVisionMovies]

Every generation has a tommy Ross being murdered by a bucket

[@enigmaskull3495]

That bucket must be made out of titanium or something.

[@donny1x]

For real

[@christophermerlot3366]

@@enigmaskull3495 Vibranium

[@matthewswart1845]

Get on the damn train CJ

[@lv.2073]

It speaks volumes about James' writing and charisma that I can watch him describe the same story four times in a row and not get bored of it

[@trulykazu9340]

Factsss

[@clipsyoudontwatch]

“Same story”?

[@nickdotjpg]

Complain master literally the same

[@BreadForYou]

@@clipsyoudontwatch username checks out

[@xPanda25]

Complain master - Yes? The same story? Where have you been lol.

[@huimang94]

I don’t think Chloe Grace Moretz knows what abuse is because Carrie’s mom is 100% abusive whether she “loves” her daughter or not.

[@theofficalsilentraven]

Agreed!!

[@Regmuslima]

To be fair, she was really young at the time. Most kids & teens during that time (myself included) were unfamiliar with the many forms of abuse. We all knew of the physical stuff but emotional and mental abuse were fairly new concepts at the time unless you signed up for some sort of rarely offered psychology class.

[@alicewilson7421]

Personally I think 15 is way to young to play this role, because the character is way too mentally complex. besides isn’t she meant to be 17/18 anyway

[@jeonghanism]

i mean chloe was 15 so she was young and probably wasn't overly familiar with the concept of emotional abuse.

[@amityislandchum]

Yeah, this is another reason why Hollywood generally casts older actors to play teens. Aside from being able to work longer hours, adults actually understand these concepts. An adult would understand how to play a teen with an abusive parent who doesn't realize she's being abused. 99% of teenagers simply don't understand that kind of nuance.

[@destinyrose308]

Bucket: starts falling Tommy Ross: Why do i hear boss music

[@dyztroyax4628]

Not funny anymore.

[@destinyrose308]

DyzTroYa x youre not funny

[@keio36yearsago89]

how is this funny

[@emoboysincewhen8590]

Guys its a joke why are you all so serious about it- I thought it was funny

[@destinyrose308]

@@emoboysincewhen8590 they're weirdos lmao

[@MarcParker718]

Tommy: "To the devil with false modesty" Carrie: "To the devil" James: "TO SATAN" 😂😂😂😂 my favorite part

[@leslieg.a.9447]

12:09

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

I can't believe they changed a name to sound more modern but left in that phrase 💀 something about it is just so unrealistic to hear from them

[@anonamoutsxc]

Hi, why the fuck didn’t he mention that Chris was played by Portia Doubleday, of Mr. Robot fame... what the hell, man! That’s a pretty big oversight!

[@gieldecloet7987]

I laughed so hard when I heard it

[@primenationgamer5710]

@@anonamoutsxc fr tho

[@squishycoveswena]

Tommy's death has always been heartbreaking to me because he was genuinely a good guy who wanted to do something nice for Carrie, even if it took some prompting. I just felt like he did more than just the bare minimum of taking Carrie to the dance and maybe dancing with her. If I have to give one prop to this movie it is that Ansel Elgort's Tommy death actually conveyed this feeling the best out of the adaptations by having that moment of recognition that oh shit, he's dead, something falling from a certain height with enough force can actually kill you.

[@leamhan4525]

I didn't feel anything when he died

[@FateZeroth]

Colin Lucas no one asked, if you we’re able to read properly it clearly saying in there first line “to *me* “

[@Kiddokills365]

Pretty sure that what stephan king wanted everybody to feel

[@BWOY_MU5H]

I always thought of how much it would hurt Carrie when she found out that Tommy doesn’t actually like her. I would be scared yo find out.

[@FadeToBlackBolt]

Agreed, Carrie’s rampage is better because Tommy is a good dude. She’s not just getting revenge for what’s been done to her, she’s getting revenge on a world where literally anything good dies. I think if Tommy was just some generic prick in on the prank, Carrie’s breakdown would have been a lot less tragic and more of a revenge porn event.

[@conmattang8492]

16:54 "at least you won't have to pay those 2013 gas prices anymore" Oh, James. We were all so Naive back when this video came out.

[@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263]

He voted for Biden so he can't complain. He is part of the problem.

[@quentinwelch76]

I was looking for this comment haha

[@wrought-ironheroEMIYA]

Lol😭😭

[@HugoStiglitz88]

thanks to Biden

[@m_e_nere]

​@@HugoStiglitz88 presidents can't control oil prices

[@jules6735]

I love that Carrie saves Miss. Dejsarden in this version, it adds something to her character; she KNEW that this teacher was on her side, unlike the other two versions where she couldn’t distinguish friend from foe

[@jules6735]

@Sharon Jensen Same! Too bad they couldn't add that scene in the 2013 version, happened in the 1976 one and it is one of THE BEST scenes!

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

I mean, it makes her less more relatable, That SHE CAN distinguish pepole Its sad in the 70's and 2000's version when she kills the few pepole that where good to her; without being able to distinguish them from the pepole that where mean

[@EverestBlizzard]

It makes some sense, but in the 19976 version where she gets killed, it makes the whole situation more tragic. It shows that Carrie, in that moment, well and truly snapped, to the point where even Desjardin wasn't safe from her rampage despite being someone who was nice to her and supported her. Her saving her is nice but at the same time I feel it shows that she is still in control of herself, which kind of goes against the scene imo.

[@tiernanmcculloch]

I actually dislike this addition. It makes Carrie's intentions way more sinister, like she was purposefully killing those she disliked and picking and choosing to save those who she did like. I like it in the other films because it feels like she's in a blinded rage and really can't distinguish her victims, she is just finally releasing her aggressions that she's kept pent up for all those years of being abused. It makes a lot more sense in my eyes, especially since it adds a few shades to the character when she feels regretful after the fact. This Carrie really doesn't feel like she regrets killing anyone, and she almost seems psychopathic when she threatens to kill Sue.

[@britthay19]

Yeah always made me sad that she died cause she was trying to be her friend but I get that she wasn't in a good mind state from all the bullying .. still liked that she didn't die here

[@snickers8872]

"it's not out of being abusive, it's not out of being hateful, they love each other" Margret: * proceeds to hit Carrie in the head for no reason- *

[@xero4755]

XD

[@itsyaboichad1904]

Lol my mom did that with a orange one time It was funny

[@pacrat6271]

Ikr, no matter how much love is behind it, it’s still abuse

[@BigMastah79]

@@pacrat6271 I don’t think that’s what she was saying. It IS abuse, just in a different way. Her mom does love her, but her mental illness clouds her judgement. The mom thinks that hitting her, the prayer closet, etc, are all the correct thing to do. Obviously, it is still abuse, but it’s not abuse for power or just for the sake of it.

[@philspence3073]

It's called Gaslighting and margaret White deserved what she got.

[@marquisbean651]

18:43 Sue: "Don't hurt me, Carrie." Carrie: "Why not? I've been hurt my whole life." Palpatine: "Do it."

[@stephanie41352]

its not the jedi way

[@stephaniemyers9yearsago545]

@@stephanie41352 omg same name

[@smileplease_91]

@@cobaltwarrior5172 You beat me to it. 😂

[@perrytheblyatapus9117]

Let the hate flow through you

[@undeadhaiena2926]

*DEW IT*

[@aethersaltaccount3551]

I honestly didn’t understand why Carrie was bulled to begin with. She was just a shy bookworm-

[@hydrokineticpowerhouse]

I think in the movie it was explained as her and her mom being religious fanatics thinking everyone’s going to hell but them. When Carrie first got to school she probably said a lot of crazy stuff before she learned not to talk to anyone.

[@3crowsinatrenchcoat]

Unfortunately that's reason enough every shy bookworm I knew was bullied at some point

[@InitialPC]

because kids will bully other kids for close to no reason

[@Cruddy129]

Thats because back when you dont wanna fight or is weary of your surroundings, as a bookworm or otherwise, that makes you an easy target for bullies I know from experience when I was a bullied kid

[@Cruddy129]

@@InitialPC There's always a reason, most of it is to simply get a reaction, nothing more to it than that

[@sarahsoffe6505]

I enjoyed seeing all these Carrie's in a row. It's kind of disappointing that they each fell short of the original movie and book.

[@namelessbeing8405]

Patreon?

[@dorianz.4426]

@@namelessbeing8405 probably

[@faze_happyg0524]

👌

[@dreepy6906]

irfan the human he already did them

[@axelnilsson5124]

sparkles755 irfan meant the sequels

[@TheWolf-ko1bl]

“And now that baby can grow up to be a... TITLE CARD!!!”

[@bruhworld8460]

lol good joke

[@tetoterritory]

Sangwani Nyimba that was at 2:21 in the video

[@joelgreene4719]

Lol never gets old 😂😂

[@ericbenjamin2979]

I wish if I had powers to fly shoot lasers and telekinesis

[@Mateiisback]

The Wolf lol

[@audreygardner7288]

there's actually an alternate ending, where sue snell gives birth - but for a split second, theres carrie, all bloody in her prom dress, holding sue's baby :)

[@rachellydiab]

Audrey Gardner there must be multiple alternate endings bc I watched one years ago where she’s giving birth and carries bloody hand bursts out of her lmao

[@burnoverme]

Rachel Barker I don’t know why but each time I see that ending I burst out laughing 😂

[@fernandorosales599]

It’s kind of how the book ended. This movie was originally more faithful to the book, but studio interference from Sony 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@KingOfGaymes]

Rachel Barker see I remember that ending and it’s so funny

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

@@rachellydiab It was supposed to be a new version of the jumpscare ending from the original movie.

[@BrinaFlautist]

I don’t know why but I absolutely love how Sue is portrayed in this adaptation. Like we actually see her transition from typical mean girl to wanting to feeling bad for Carrie (we see her backing away from her friends, she tries to help when Ms. Dejardin enters) instead of just having Sue suddenly feel bad in the next scene we see her after “plug it up.”

[@albinagerbjer5089]

He should have said "let's CARRIE on to the kills".

[@bigdanslivestreams4060]

Bdum-ch! 🤦🤦😂😂😂

[@BeeWorks05]

:)

[@sailorgoon101]

You actual god-

[@lythronax8439]

........ok

[@notflim]

@• SNØWY-GAMEZ • ur comment was normal but what the hell is ur profile picture

[@Oh-ii5yq]

There is a deleted scene where sue had a dream of giving birth and you could see a bloody Carrie holding her baby and it’s horrifying imo

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

+h e l l o d a r l i n g Yep. A modern version of the jumpscare ending from the original.

[@wasinyamumsbedlastnight5644]

h e l l o d a r l i n g I saw it-

[@wasinyamumsbedlastnight5644]

It was

[@duvan.deschain]

@@thealjohnsonshow2188 that would've been a lot better than the CGI crack in the tombstone. Like, WAY better.

[@jack-wk8po]

Eh more just gory af and kinda cringe

[@zleep9182]

Apparently the first version of the movie was going to be much different and unique compared to the final version, but they had it rewritten and cut to make it similar to the original. Some changes: • The entire film would use a commission after the main events of the film as a framing device, so throughout the film survivors and experts would commentate on the events (sort of like a mockumentary) • More cyberbullying • A video diary recorded by Sue • An extended prom scene • Video footage from Freddy Holt’s camera • The town being destroyed • Numerous different endings The original script was written purely by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, while the screenwriter from the original was brought on later, presumably because the studio figured that a straightforward remake would be a better direction.

[@thepillowhead2453]

Dunno about the mockumentary but totally in board with the town being destroyed and video footage from Freddy.

[@ebrakefml]

Well, considering the book itself is interspersed with clips from local newspapers, books, and government commission interrogations, the mockumentary style would actually make a bit of sense.

[@alucard624]

@@stop6779 I prefer the graphic deaths of both Billy and Chris in this version due to just how much more evil both of them are here then they were in the previous versions. It's especially satisfying to see Chris's face go through the windshield like she did because of how much of an evil bitch she is.

[@wadafefe]

So like the TV movie

[@zleep9182]

wadafefe Yeah, they took a bit more from the TV movie originally, but it was at least more unique than the final version which is basically the original.

[@Marie-pr1ss]

I always thought it was ridiculous that a group of teenage girls would bully a peer for getting her period. Seriously... it's like laughing at someone for eating or going to the bathroom....

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

Keep in mind, it’s not just a peer. It’s Carrie. She’s already a frequent target of bullying from the other girls and her over the top reaction to getting her period for the first time would spur it on even more. Sure it’s still not all that realistic but it is somewhat of an explanation

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

Kids made fun of people and bullied them if they (a male) used a stall at school because they were "pooping".....people have nothing better to do than be hateful for the bare minimum

[@katiemcgroddy9712]

Honestly, I think it's not all that unrealistic. When girls my age were just starting to get periods there were tons of rumours and gossip about who people thought had gotten their periods, and my teachers wound up having to shut it down because girls were putting together a list of 'suspects' based on who went to the bathroom and when. Kids can get pretty fucked up.

[@serenitymoon825]

@@pixiestxNyomouf The girls did it too. Sure was fun going to class soaked in water because the kids around you have nothing better to do than be assholes

[@coffeekat5066]

Pretty sure the bullying was more coming from the fact she didn't know what was going on and panicked. Most non religious girls have a pretty good idea about what a period is by their age.

[@liamclose4876]

Totally agree that Chloe was wrongly casted as Carrie, however she's an amazing actress

[@liamclose4876]

That's true too haha

[@user-no7rr9bn6y]

Kind of like Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker. He does act or look like the nerd Peter Parker is suppose to be

[@karlywittenstein4234]

She is literally one of the last actresses I would have anticipated ever being in this role

[@RJIS]

Michael Jackson but that Peter Parker wasn’t supposed to be a nerd stereotype

[@user-no7rr9bn6y]

Yeah but Peter Parker is suppose to be weak,( before he was bitten) nerdy, small and unpopular. Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker doesn’t have that vibe

[@theangelproductions]

You can see Mr. Ullman, the English teacher who mocked her, being electrocuted while Carrie flies out of the prom. Thus bringing back the symbolism of the poem she read in class: "An angel, all in flames, ascended"

[@indragalveston]

Hai

[@silashurd3597]

Oh really? Gotta be on the lookout

[@elizabethbryce4283]

Interesting, the hotel manager in The Shining is named Mr. Ullman

[@germanacola2234]

I really hate him, he was a fricking phedo who makes fun of children, he really deserved to die!

[@germanacola2234]

@@elizabethbryce4283 In the novel Carrie, Ullman was one of the students, not a teacher, in the 70's he is a teacher.

[@Nagatem]

“Who has a glass water tank?” Someone that doesn’t have to lift it themselves that’s who

[@faizalardillah1440]

Well someone still have to lift it up

[@kzr_1613]

Maybe they can refill it without lifting it

[@MercurialIris]

KOZER KOG and how do you propose they put it in the house in the first place, genius?

[@archivesofpain]

Frank Feliz while its empty

[@joeo.4546]

When he said people who don’t have to lift it themselves, he meant that the water company does that

[@amityislandchum]

I've really enjoyed watching Judy Greer's slow climb to a leading actress. After being stuck playing the sidekick/best friend character for years because she wasn't pretty enough for Hollywood, she got more and more roles showcasing what an acting powerhouse she is. She's hilarious and talented and I love her.

[@emilymatthews2990]

If I remember she was Marcie Fox in Jawbreaker right? Or was that somebody else?

[@lanasdyingflowers]

@@emilymatthews2990yep she was, she was also the bff to jennifer garner in 13 going on 30

[@enigmaskull3495]

I couldn’t take Chole seriously as Carrie because she’s always Hit-Girl to me.

[@D-Prime248]

Yeah, when i watched the movie i was like «when she's gonna hit them» :v

[@andanotherthing12]

Shane Hill she’ll always be that girl from diary of a wimpy kid to me lol. i’m a child at heart.

[@floofs6785]

same

[@cinemaclips6074]

lemon boi she was barely in diary of a wimpy kid

[@kabob7996]

Shane Hill 𝕪𝕖𝕤

[@NickSamhain]

Can’t wait to hear James’ comments on I know what you did last summer, I hate love that movie

[@andrewrichards5739]

Hey, how dis you watch this 2 days ago ? It's just come out today Friday

[@ameliathornhill7131]

@@andrewrichards5739 patreon:) 5 dollars a month gets you early releases.

[@lIainey]

Andrew Richards patreon

[@frogurtcremebrulee5252]

Being a huge Buffy fan, Sarah Michelle Gellar is my fav part of that movie. That being said, it is an awful movie.

[@ameliathornhill7131]

I actually decided to rewatch the series this week to be prepared for the count.Along with it I also rewatched Urban Legend trilogy to see which is better. I know ... last summer did not age well with me. Honestly, it's pretty bad.

[@alejandrorosas8199]

I think what I love about the 2013 remake is that Carrie is actively going after all of her bullies during the prom scene, 2002 Carrie kinda just stood there and watched the disaster happen, 2013 Carrie actually felt like there was a revenge being exacted and that people were paying for all that they had done to her

[@fallenchild1910]

2002’s Carrie was having a trauma induced seizure during the event because if she was completely out of it during the incident it makes her seem more sympathetic to the audience (something they would’ve wanted since they were planning to make a TV series out of it)

[@bituinl]

I don't think it was revenge since she killed her teacher. It was 100% out of her control so id say its not revenge, but blanking out due to what happened. I mean she started to see things that were not there as well. TuT

[@sunkqz]

​@@bituinlthe teacher didn't die in the 2013 version she saved her

[@bituinl]

@@sunkqz Nah I’m not talking about the 2013 ver

[@tatterdemailion]

Sue Snell's pregnancy is actually in the book. Part of the reason she wanted to distance herself from Tommy was the pregnancy and that she didn't know what she wanted to do about it. During her rampage through town, Sue miscarries, which apparently wikipedia interpreted as a trauma response, but I always thought it was a final act of kindness from Carrie.

[@thehaloscrolls391]

How is miscarrying a act of kindness? That doesn’t make much sense to me

[@tatterdemailion]

@@thehaloscrolls391 if it's a baby you don't want

[@razminfox1787]

@@thehaloscrolls391 it’s a free abortion without having to go the doctors for sounds like a great gift to me saved from the horrible life of a teen motherhood

[@ravenkills]

lol "miscarries"

[@pacrat6271]

@@thehaloscrolls391 if you’re a teenager who’s scared of having a baby and from the monologue in the book she’s scared of having a baby. So for her it was a second chance to move on. Plus if the father of ur child was just killed(and you saw it) that child would bring on a whole set of trauma for many ppl which would end up probably being taken out on the child in a form of neglect

[@lauraalonso4642]

Let's be real, no female in the right mind is gonna waste all those pads and tampons

[@almzaubrey]

Fr

[@naomi6453]

$8-$9 worth of pads/tampons, oh heck no

[@CeeWorld69]

RIGHT!! And ALSO, let’s be real, you’re not going to find THAT many girls having THAT many tampons ON them at ONCE, and then factor in that ALL of those girls will ALL be douchy C-Bags and THROW them at a girl for having her period, something ALL of them have had or WILL have in their future. That scene has NEEEEVVER made ANY sense in this Stephen King story smdh. He must have thought that ALL girls are RANDOMLY bitches for no reason at all back when he wrote this story lol smdh.

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

CeeWorld Actually, in the novel and movies, the girls take them from the pad and tampon dispenser in the gym locker room. It was broken (the coin part) and (maybe with one girl starting by tossing her one in a half-assed way to tell her to stop overreacting) then they all grabbed them freely to throw until it was empty. Have you seen them? They aren’t as popular nowadays and you may not have noticed them because girls are always strictly taught with the lesson of a period to carry their own supplies and not forget them. To not be trapped somewhere that might not have a dispenser.

[@rebekahwolkiewicz449]

CeeWorld Also, never underestimate how mean humans can be to each other. You’ll get hurt bad.

[@TacoFusion]

I like how Carrie's powers in this version of the movie is literally just the force from Star Wars

[@onemorerep6597]

😂

[@gato23]

She let the Hate Flow Through Her.

[@Octopusteeth]

She even did the throat lift in the climax

[@exodustimes4266]

The dark side is strong with her

[@StephonDodd]

@@exodustimes4266 😂😂😂😂

[@theemeraldepiphone644]

Honestly, I want to see a Carrie movie that depicts the entirety of the climax of the book. Cause in the movies I’ve seen (1976 and 2013. Didn’t know there was a 2002 one), she just wrecks the high school and her house. In the book, she causes so much destruction and mayhem that the town becomes economically crippled. Edit: just watched the Kill Count for the 2002 one. Apparently they did do that but the effects left a lot to be desired.

[@pattierotondo1108]

The 2002 version is better than this one. Angela Bettis is better as Carrie and they do follow the book more closely. This version is really just a pale shadow of the DePalma version.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

I also wish the ending with her dying in the field was adapted to film. I almost cried reading that part of the book and it makes more sense thematically for her to die from the force of her powers.

[@Boldipie]

“Welcome to the Kill count , where we tally up the victims in all of our favourite horror movies.” Is a phrase I have heard over 100 times during quarantine.

[@clamp7123]

I watch aliens kill count a lot so I hear that a lot more

[@coral9179]

When I start an episode I’ve just started saying it with him 😂 even when he says his name

[@mylife1221]

gmd

[@Katie-fh6kt]

“They added to the movie but it doesn’t ADD anything to the movie” 99.9% of remakes and I am here for this shade

[@Lucas_F_Melo]

I'm really worried about Scream's remake.

[@ashleybrown8831]

Lucas F. Melo same!

[@BloodyBay]

*Most Remakes in the Past Two Decades:* "Yeah, we know. We suck, but we just had to be made. So suck it up! We got your money, bitches!" *The "I Spit on Your Grave" Remake:* [brutally rapes every one of them, then trusses them up, forces them to bathe in lye and sodomizes them with a shotgun, no lube] *Most Remakes in the Past Two Decades:* "WAAAHHH!!! Wuh-huh-WEEE ARE suh-suh-SO suh-suh-suh-SORREEEEEEY!!!...wuh wuh wuh...!" *The "I Spit on Your Grave" Remake:* "That's nice. Show me your teeth, show horse!" [more brutality ensues]

[@armaniphea7840]

Remakes just shouldn’t exist like at all 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIqUeIyri99-nK8

[@aspen7567]

And that's why I'm afraid of spiral

[@jigglymonkey20]

How can a man talking about gruesome kills in horror films be just so wholesome

[@idiotkid3607]

Dont know

[@moonlightmando7163]

I think he’s just immune to gore. For all I know, he could see someone get run over a truck and be splattered all over the asphalt and just shrug it off and document on it with a calm tone.

[@reviewgenius6324]

@@moonlightmando7163 I am immunte to blood too!

[@jamesdeaton267]

I was the 666th like poggers

[@nerdynurgle7777]

Am I the only one who laughed when he said, "oh Carrie, your a hit, girl!"

[@lickthismiff]

I so want a version of Carrie that follows the book properly. Carrie leaves the prom before consciously deciding to go back in and get even with everyone, and it rapidly escalates into a full-blown slaughter. She starts off wanting to just turn the sprinklers on them but that doesn't make them cry, so she wants more. She sees one boy getting electrocuted and it makes her laugh because he's dancing, so she pulls out all the power cables and electrocutes more of them, a fire also starts. She's laughing hysterically but keeps them trapped inside with the fire before leaving, then as she's walking through town she breaks all the fire hydrants so they can't put out her fire. I want manic Carrie scrubbing blood off her hands while being taken over by the first time she's ever felt powerful in her life. The end scene where the psychically links with Sue and Sue experiences Carrie's death as if its her own would also be awesome on screen as well. It could all be so good, they just need to give us a Carrie who's unlikeable!

[@RainWelsh]

The thing that’s always stuck with me from the book version is that because she’s telepathic to some extent as well, everyone who gets in range instantly knows what’s happening is down to Carrie White (even if they’ve never even heard her name before). And then the thing where whoever gets close enough to her can just hear “carriecarriecarriecarriecarrie” constantly in their head, something about that is so unsettling to me. Though yes, Sue feeling what it’s like to die and Carrie releasing her at the very last second is also a banger of a moment, it’s such a great book

[@kasperrose6294]

Tommy: "To the devil with false modesty." Carrie: "To the devil." James: "TO SATAN!" I snorted 😂

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

+Kasper Rose *Hail Satan!* #LOL

[@childlife1813]

Kasper Rose shit no no no holy water bible

[@Fun-K-Board]

@@childlife1813 nO

[@valentinahill5020]

12:08

[@tacticalsocialist8060]

*s n o r t*

[@PersonGoneFarAway]

I like carrie's og actor because when she went pycho at the end of the movie she had that crazy look inside her eyes. And she felt more of a realistic type of person for carrie's backstory. Everyone else who had played carrie kinda did not feel right

[@megspitzer9406]

I bet Sissy Spacek did a much better job at the original Brian de Palma version of Stephen King's Carrie, IMO

[@sexysnaggle]

Although I agree, I think Chloe Moretz looked badass when in the prom scenes, although she definitely did not fit the 'outcast'.

[@01Zenaku01]

@@sexysnaggle I love that last scene it's the best psychic scene I've seen in a movie. I felt like she had real power aiming her hands helping her crushed things or move it.

[@sexysnaggle]

@@01Zenaku01 Same here, it was so good!!!

[@boredonline97]

Sissy Spacek is hands down, the BEST Carrie. She was very believable as your typical shy, outcast, teenage girl. And when she snapped, you could feel it, the atmosphere was so intense. It was more than a visual experience(for me anyway lol)

[@TheAmazingBeanieMan]

*"What did you do?"* Bucket after killing Tommy: *....I went for the head.*

[@karabolefa9487]

Nice reference to Avengers Endgame

[@eliciagray7960]

Lol this is the most funny crap ever

[@anonamoutsxc]

Why don’t you mention that Chris nearly got an Emmy for her mr robot performance? Disappointed.

[@mer6800]

Imagine Carrie was a Mortal kombat Character

[@gawd-zila]

"and tells Carrie she needs to get back in the closet. But Carrie's out and proud now." My gay brain: ahfodsiahfhjdh

[@forever.terrified]

Õ-Õ

[@noquemacuhh1967]

Lmao that's probably what james meant

[@423vol4]

“Baby driven to prom” “You’re a hit, girl” Nice back to back sudden references lol

[@airclean6585]

Yeah, I had to check and see if it was the same actor from Baby Driver because James said it was his first movie role 🤔

[@lifeof.jariya3307]

I love how they had Carrie snap and not have her be emotionless. It shows Carrie has reached her true breaking point and now her sanity is gone. Her eyes shaking and being wide when she screams is amazing aswell, because it shows her soul being tired of it aswell seeing (get it) as how the eyes are the window of the soul.

[@Steven-ez6qp]

Yeah Fr lol I'm just seeing this now and hey that swimming pool scene Rage Carrie 2 the really mean bully guy Mark trying to kill Her She tricks him causing him to get trapped under water 💦🫁 he's Desperately Scrambling trying Soo hard to escape and All You could say is Oops 🤭🤣 bye-bye sir 💀 lol funny and Deserved wouldn't you kinda agree with me?

[@movieman175]

The actress who plays Chris constantly sounds like she's having trouble hiding an accent.

[@ronburgundy244]

Which is weird given that she's American.

[@hjonespro]

I love the actor who plays Chris

[@justconnnoor]

She's good in Mr Robot. Also Watch Mr Robot.

[@soulbound2]

What kind of females named chris

[@ronburgundy244]

@@soulbound2 possibly short for something like Christine.

[@detghost]

I love this version's Chris, aside from how over the top evil she can be, it really captures the look and behavior of a lot popular mean girls I knew growing up.

[@sharonjensen3016]

A perfect match for Buddy the bully in "Christine."

[@VANNO.]

Why is the loneliest character always the prettiest for no reason. Like Jeez, I wish I was lonely and pretty, now I’m kinda just lonely.

[@juliuscaesar1062]

Don't worry you're lonely and pretty To me

[@bellyisadorable2754]

@@juliuscaesar1062 very cute 💻👊👩‍⚕️

[@hyuncake]

exactly - just lonely, not pretty😕

[@Cruddy129]

Hey Im lonely, and hell, I aint an attractive looking fella, so you gotta pick your poison, kiddo

[@jennifersun2638]

Being a loner is fine.

[@Ian_Darko]

I literally took James pointing out thats its prom season for me to realize why he chose this series to cover for the Kill Count and now I feel dumb 😅

[@beanguyensonr]

​@@DarkAttackYT Aint no one got their prom on methinks. Schools were shut the heck down with the strong COVID threat

[@JonCom3dy]

Virtual proms. And yeah I didn’t catch that either, Ian lol

[@corrrrri]

There was someone is my town who owned a farm, and he rented out his barn for two people at a time for 15 minutes and whatever song they wanted. That was basically how our prom went :/

[@amityislandchum]

@@corrrrri Don't worry, you didn't miss anything. Prom is overrated.

[@TheCooln3ss]

And then he’s gonna go into “I know what you did last summer” for the summer

[@kittygrimm7301]

If I remember correctly, when this movie was announced the original intention was to film it in a similar way to the book; like a found footage story. Only, instead of interviews, diary entries, and newspaper clippings like in the book, the movie was going to be told through vlogs, video diaries, newcastings, etc. The only reason they decided against it was because there was a school shooting near the filming location and they didn't want to come across as disrespectful. I think they should have just gone for it because not only would that make for an awesome movie/web series, but it would only make Carrie's message stronger. Sure, we might not get Carrie's perspective as much, but I think that would have just made her a more ominous and creepy figure in the story. That's just my two cents on this movie, anyway.

[@mioda3109]

That wouldve been a very interesting way to tell the movie's story. I remember that they wanted to take advantage of the modern setting of the remake and while that would have been a different way to do a remake of a classic horror movie, but its an idea I can get behind

[@moonlightcosmos]

I like this idea. I've never seen this 'Carrie' movie before, but after watching it via Kill Count, it just felt really weird to watch. Like a really strange echo of the original.

[@notmariolevi2863]

It could potentially make Carrie more of a villain, which would be really interesting to see.

[@RBelmont007]

I definitely have to disagree there, but that's more due to my own tastes of just really disliking the whole "found footage" type of movie. It might work in a book, I haven't read Carrie, but quite enjoyed Bram Stoker's Dracula for instance,, but I have yet to see a movie in that style that was in any way appealing.

[@RobloxianPotterhead]

That was a lot of words.

[@quinnhuang6515]

rewatching all these carrie kill counts make me feel it’s warranted to make a Carrie the musical film adaptation

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

I’m currently writing a screenplay based on the musical

[@julimalJhonBro]

Teens in the original work: "You are so ugly! You are awful" People in charge of casting for this movie: "so that means conventionally attractive right?"

[@ronburgundy244]

Now let's be fair, none of the Carries have really been ugly.

[@adrielcruz2736]

Ron Burgundy true, they all just looked like normal people to me, up until this one at least

[@jacklyntree7752]

@@ronburgundy244 I agree but personally the original did really well with casting/the makeup department to make that actress look less stereotypically pretty until the dance. This one not so much

[@julimalJhonBro]

@@ronburgundy244 They werent incredibly ugly but at least in casting and make up they tried to portray them as the social outcasts they are.

[@phisograph]

Ehh, while Carrie didn't look ugly in this one, I think her portrayal was meh/fine at the very least. I do have a soft spot for this one, ngl

[@zerohasbeendivided]

You make such quality content, you really bring together what makes a movie good or bad while also delivering on the kills. The perfect mix of film theory with gratuitous violence.

[@blopdrop1988]

How was this 2 days ago

[@anthonybramante2921]

@@blopdrop1988 Patreon Early Access?

[@Gundam-Prime]

@@blopdrop1988 he had early access from Patreon

[@blopdrop1988]

@@Gundam-Prime oh okay

[@07foxmulder]

“You really brings together what makes a movie good or bad” That’s debatable.

[@SuperSara924]

It always bugged me how Carrie flayed her arms around and seemed in control during the prom scene. In the 76 and 02 versions, having her be in a trance like state maintains her innocence and makes it more tragic when she goes home and realizes what she’s done

[@eveline-la6451]

Half Blood Scum yeah I agree, didn’t even think about that at first. The fact that her emotions are so overwhelming that she can’t control them and ends up killing everyone is definitely a good plot line.

[@beesuschrist7128]

i mean i'm not angry with the idea of her being cruel, as she had moments of cruelty in the book, but the way it was handled in this movie didn't work for me

[@pinksucccubus]

"flayed" lmao

[@yasminemixon5458]

I prefer this one because while she is aware, she only kills those that bullied her instead everyone there at the prom. In the other ones, she kills everyone there and kills a bunch of innocent people through the town.

[@murdoc69]

What makes you think she was in a trance?

[@pressplayulysses]

Given that there's also a musical version of Carrie back in 1988, there has been a sequel/remake of Carrie in every decade since the novel came out. I will not be surprised if we have something in the 2020s.

[@ArcherWillows]

you're a prophet I guess

[@ernestocortez5820]

“KZbin isn’t a dating app” Well it originally actually was intended to be a dating app where people upload videos to their love interests The more you know

[@charsweetasjasmine]

woah

[@aishaqurbanova7278]

Holy fucking shit

[@karalstonalexstine7939]

Then why was the first video uploaded an elephant pooping? Also in 2013 it wasn't a dating app any longer.

[@datacomic4505]

Almost every app is a dating app nowadays 🙄😒 Even the games on-line, every week I play Free Fire or Among us, there are all these weirdos writting about themselves, they are single and in search of a lover, asking or giving phone numbers, blah, blah 😒.

[@cjwrench07]

@@datacomic4505 it literally gets worse. In World of Tanks:Blitz for mobile&PC, at least HALF of the training rooms are “dating rooms” with certain tanks meaning you’re a boy or girl and your age range. One of my clan mates from Brazil has been “dating” a guy from the US for the past 6 months, and they only ever have dates in the training rooms(and she gets jealous if someone drives their tank to close to them). Gaming has really become a weird place.

[@joerenteria8388]

I love how James treats each kill count with respect in their own right even if it’s a remake

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

+Joe Renteria Agreed.

[@widowgirl1254]

Ikr

[@kaiatkinson7859]

@@widowgirl1254 ikr

[@kaiatkinson7859]

@@thealjohnsonshow2188 ikr

[@doc.4549]

@@kaiatkinson7859 ikr

[@lost942]

Worst thing about this remake...they didn't give a body count in the news to make it easier for James 🤷‍♂️

[@liamwarner5749]

Wait till the remake of Carrie 2 the rage.

[@adrianothegoat]

Liam Warner that’s a thing?

[@taffytuck1665]

@@adrianothegoat no

[@axelnilsson5124]

Liam Warner they can’t remake a sequel to a movie based on books if there’s no sequel book

[@ZachYohama]

"What the . . KZbin's not a dating app!" Fun Fact about KZbin: Before Google owned KZbin, so before November of 2006, KZbin was, in fact, a dating site, so this movie probably takes place before 2006

[@geraldcleveland6207]

That doesn’t make sense because on Carrie’s gravestone it says that she died in 2013

[@ahopefor]

@@geraldcleveland6207 Yeah also I haven't seen one dating video from the early days of KZbin except for that one couple that was taken the piss out of. Most of the early stuff on YT was KZbinpoops and Fred also Smosh and Shane Dawson

[@tobennaokoli4450]

I mean. Red hair, short temper, telekinesis! She’s basically Jean Grey

[@dumberthan2coconuts86]

She even killed her parent!

[@96Naatt]

but she's blonde :v

[@oasis1124]

@Mirror really? I always loved jean as I thought she was a great member of the group

[@user-en7ow5ve8i]

No shes matilda

[@ahopefor]

She just didn't need the phoenix force to go on a killing spree.

[@Mistheart101]

I kinda hope we get another Carrie adaptation that's good overall. Like, mix some of the best qualities from past iterations and improve on things. If Halloween can get a kickass addition via the 2018 movie, I'd say it's possible for a successful modern take on the story.

[@DrGregoryHouseIT]

It's slated to get a limited series adaptation from FX, maybe that'll be the one.

[@outjumbo]

Watch I'm not okay with this, it's literally a Carrie tv series but with a more unique plot

[@graham9851]

There's this new show on netflix that is like it

[@mehgreyson]

Mist-heart I totally agree with you! It would be awesome if Carrie could get an even better remake, that would be amazing!

[@dagrassyboi4745]

Just imagine if James becomes a killer. All the kills would be very gold chainsaw worthy

[@thatsonyou6093]

Uhmmm

[@brodaforlife]

Yeah it would

[@wornstrat5517]

U alright?

[@iwillbesure]

Are u ok?

[@SOMEdude7473]

When the last words you hear are"LET'S GET TO THE NUMBERS"

[@RobertoAsanoNogueira]

quite honestly, i'm happy with this remake only for the fact that it allowed me to know the story of Carrie White. I always loved old movies and horror classics, however Carrie was never a movie really popular in Brazil. When I watched the movie, I was happy I could get to know the story, and it didn't take me even a week to get to read the Novel and watch the 1976 adaptation.

[@uchihaedgelord5589]

The film was actually _intended_ to be more faithful to the book, hence the director's claims and the leaked screenplay shows it. It just so happened that the studio, like most of times, meddled in, and forced to make reshoots to make it more in line with the De Palma version.

[@KevlarCaviar]

So the studio wanted the film to be one big nostalgia-fest to try and get people in theaters? Yeah, I believe that.

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

+UchihaEdgelord Wow.

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

@@KevlarCaviar Yep.

[@qbob8714]

“This movies short comings are no fault in its stars” I see what you did there 😉 9:05

[@Mud_Kipz]

11:25 "to get baby driven to prom"

[@minemaster1337]

Don’t fucking wink

[@notkingali1798]

Minemaster 1337 ;)

[@professorhistoire5349]

@@Mud_Kipz omg I just realized

[@iwillpunchyouruglyass]

ShiaiKida reference to “The Fault in Our Stars”

[@brianpatrickdaly]

I like how, despite all these Carrie movies being practically the same, James manages to give unique and fun commentary for each one.

[@DaaBeezNeezI9]

Just discovered this channel! I’m so addicted to it , great material great jokes . Even tho all of these movies I have seen . I still enjoy these videos . It’s like a quick pace recap . Keep killing it !!!

[@DeadMeat]

Thank you, and welcome to the channel!

[@abigail-mh2no]

@@DeadMeat omg i love your vids

[@etz9934]

I see it like James. Chloe Grace Moretz is an amazing actress, but I don't see Carrie in her. She's waaaay to beautiful, doesn't have any weirdness about her and it just doesn't feel like the innocent, naive Carrie who's bullied because of her appearance and weird behavior. The way she controls her telekinesis in the prom-scene makes her a murderer, because she really has control over her power. In the other Carrie movies it feels more like Carrie is in a trance like state and doesn't really know what she's doing. I just don't feel Moretz' Carrie

[@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control]

She worked so much better as a casting in Let Me In as the object of a young boy's desire. Carrie is supposed to be the opposite of what a horny teenage boy would be into.

[@arish_xo]

She was actually sexualised during the production of carrie

[@gabeitch9142]

Exactly, she feels a lot more evil and less mentally deranged.

[@ravenspurplebeats5412]

I preferred her more in kick ass films myself as her acting and character in those films was amazing, but yeah she has more cool persona about her which makes her odd choice to be carrie, though wish they made her live this time and say move towns as they could got away with sequel that way!

[@WriterPlaysMTG]

I agree, the other two had no control and had that psychic freak out, also they seemed more like outcasted religious girls rather than a nerdy girl in romcoms

[@twixandothertrixes]

“KZbin isn’t a dating app” Fun fact : It used to be

[@nathan.cremsiffino]

@@DullyPrimary yeah

[@michaeljohansson2779]

Dickbait is now click bait

[@dragonausto1614]

That's what I said lol

[@ilostnnn-700]

Michael Johansson lmfao

[@amandap7733]

Source?

[@danwilliams2551]

Chloe Moretz: "Their relationship isn't out of being abusive" 1 minute later *Margaret White shown beating her daughter over the head and violently throwing her into a closet while she screams *

[@user-kz4eb5ku1n]

honestly this is my favorite carrie. i like the way they filmed it, edited it, i like the actors. i like that she saved the gym teacher.

[@legoshix2843]

Directors: ok Tommy’s gonna get hit with a bucket Tommy: why do I always get voted to be a bucketbrained kill

[@anonamoutsxc]

Zack Lighting By the way “chris” nearly got a much-deserved best supporting actress Emmy for playing Angela on mr robot seasons 1-4. I have no idea why a professional reviewer wouldn’t mention this but there it is.

[@poop-zd7oq]

legosi more like thiccgosi

[@damianprock1650]

Cause you're a buckethead Tommy

[@mianna6746]

*Bucket takes out a gun and shoots Tommy to death.*

[@ericspratling9252]

Huge mistake making Moretz Carrie. Great actor but she's just too conventionally pretty. Also terrible choice to have her wave her hands around like an X-Men while using her powers, instead of the more eerie effect of having her look at stuff and it happens. You also could have included the deleted ending where Carrie White's bloody hand comes out of Sue Snell in the delivery room. HUGE WTF Great tease for the next miniseries. These are some of the best vids on KZbin!

[@generalatom2175]

Ahh yes let’s just do it with my eyes because zooming in my eyes isn’t weird at all

[@HieiFan4Life]

Just because someone is pretty doesn't mean they can't be unsettling. Look at Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wurnos in Monster. Charlize is gorgeous and her whole demeanor was ugly in that movie. Chloe was a wrong choice but not just because she was pretty. She didn't play the part well.

[@isabelarielle]

I read the deleted scene part and just went *what the fuck*

[@queerlibtardhippie9357]

@Whosur Caddy All of the Carries have been pretty, but also all of them except Chloe also had a creepy vibe at the same time. Chloe looks & acts like somebody who's purposefully trying to be an outcast in this movie. But I blame the diector more than her for that

[@carolineroberts4397]

your description of why moretz didn't fulfill the role is perfect. I love her as an actress, but I totally think that she didn't portray that unsettling demeanor that sissy spacek did so well.

[@thom9910]

Honestly, as far as remakes go, it isn't that bad.

[@brendonkeen1974]

none yeah but it’s so much like the original it’s basically the original but in the 21st century

[@kaitlins884]

It's like a better movie to watch with your parents if you hate nudity

[@bethany8379]

@@kaitlins884 true and and what are you doing here your supposed be at a lake.

[@kaitlins884]

@@bethany8379 idk man quarantine got me bored

[@bethany8379]

@@kaitlins884 come on...even corona couldn't kill you.😂

[@Gamer1288]

What I find funny about this movie is that it's entire plot revolves around the fact that no one seems to notice Carrie's acts of TK before the Prom. Realistically, one of those kids would have noticed beforehand and when they heard about Chris' plan they would have warned Carrie beforehand in hopes that they would be spared from her Rage.

[@emilymatthews2990]

If you see Sue tried but it failed when the teacher threw her out of the prom.

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

You're expectations of a-hole teens is flawed and it shows. The whole school was horrible to her in every rendition aside from like 2 people who were also victims....

[@DarkLadyJade]

Just once I would like to see an adaptation of 'Carrie' in which Carrie is fat and has acne. That's how she was described in the book, and I think she had gross hair, too.

[@ryanmeredith4620]

ikr they make her a model, and think that kids would for real bully her, if she was fat and ugly it would make more sence

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

The book said she had some fat, but not that she was fat

[@DarkLadyJade]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 Since when does 'has some fat' = skinny? Why can't she be chubby on screen?

[@danielaguerrero788]

The book is quite ambiguous when describing Carrie, at the beginning she is seen "ugly", but as it progresses so does her description idk hahaha

[@honeypeaches7736]

I really did picture her as a much bigger girl. Not ugly but a bit chunky because of having to stay at home with her mother lol

[@sherrycronin2873]

Chloe is too hard to take serious for me, as she's that one girl in Diary of a Wimpy Kid who is in control of the newspaper

[@Samuel_Phillips008]

Thattssss how I knowww herrr

[@izshtar]

right?!!

[@redroman4214]

I knew her as that vampire girl from Let Me In

[@pxrplexed3501]

Bro I had a crush on her for the longest time😔

[@spookyrat503]

BRO ITS ANGIE

[@marquisbean651]

18:37-19:05 Carrie: "It's a girl." Sue: "What?" Freddy: "IT'S A GIRL!"

[@axelnilsson5124]

If only he said it in the movies

[@ohiooutlaw9189]

Nice XD

[@Chubbs2206]

Dont blame me i want to get whoooshed. No he says its a boy

[@angel_bow20]

A WHAT

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

@@Chubbs2206 QUICK NO ONE WOOOOSH HIM ITS WHAT HE WANTS !!!

[@hnaw1360]

Definitely strange that not a single writer thought about how weird it might feel having Carrie in a SWIMMING POOL right before her period scene. Ngl but I think it would have been even more impactful if it all slowly moved around her with all the girls at first being worried but then laughing as she gets out the pool and everyone realises what's happening. Plus it'd make a lot more sense why she was being so ruthlessly bullied over it

[@pixiestxNyomouf]

We all know what effect water can have on your period. Also, her priod could've started AFTER the pool so I'd be irrelevant anyway

[@oliviapaul1981]

Knowing the actor who played carrie was literally in diary of a wimpy kid keeps ms from taking this seriously

[@cruella4341]

omg how did i not recognise she played Angie until now

[@DK-gl3ih]

Put some respect on Chloe’s name

[@NZ_BraveHeart_0120]

When I heard James say, “Carrie, you’re a hit, girl!” at 11:47, I immediately thought of Chloe’s character from the ‘Kick-Ass’ movies.

[@Jeff98177]

@@NZ_BraveHeart_0120 19:42 Also, the song is described as "kick ass".

[@peytonbrink1899]

Chloe Grace Moretz plays in tons and tons of movies

[@june3624]

If anything, Chloe Grace looks like she'd be Sue Snell instead, mate.

[@BethGoth15]

Maybe even Chris

[@pancakesareprettyswag8910]

I'm surprised James didn't mention the fact that there was an alternate ending where Carrie was essentially reborn through Sue, normally he mentions that kind of stuff

[@DeclanCorey]

Yeah, I felt that too.

[@Jujujujujujujuj]

Damn really?!

[@redroman4214]

Wait that was an alternate ending? That was the ending I got and thought it was the only one.

[@zillydino]

For what it's worth, this remake might not have been very good, but Chloe Grace Moretz, Julianne Moore and Ms Desjardin did a great job with their roles!

[@fashionablechangeling1988]

Judy Greer plays Miss Desjardin

[@michaelgleghorn9779]

I honestly prefer how the telekinesis is shown in this movie. Seeing this Carrie using her limbs to feel the act of exploring her powers fully shows that this Carrie knows what she can do, and she isn't taking any prisoners here. Or...maybe that's just my opinion.

[@tayl0r310]

You aren’t alone, in more ways than one

[@helenafourie8419]

Jup ,definitely agree

[@ariess7394]

Agree

[@sinclaire8883]

I like the 2013. Chloe's Carrie is expressive here and I can feel her wrath to destroy who laughs at her with no mercy. She knows what she can do and people don't know it so when she had enough of everyone making fun of her she use her power to show them who is the girl that they are making fun off and what she can do. The car kill scene is so satisfying to watch and the most highlights kill in the prom tho. But I like the original if we're gonna talk avout the creepiness of the film. Classic horror movies never fails to creep me. Sissy spaceks Carrie is really something different that gives you chills. The way she express her emotion through her eyes is insane also as she leave the gymnasium while everyone is trap in there? Chillsssss. The 2002 Carrie is also insane. I like the way they make her wierd and when the prom scene come in she was shock when the blood pours over her. I like how she got drown in her emotion till she got out of the prom. I think she didn't able to control her power because of mixed emotion she felt during that time. The 3 versions are good and have different prom killing scene and personalities. Though prople have different taste so we can't blame them if they don't like one version.

[@pacrat6271]

I do think it visually adds for the movies but in the books I enjoy how Carrie describes it as flexing a muscle in her brain, and often time she practices it by lifting her bed while lying down But visually that wouldn’t be very good for the movie cause the actor would basically just lay there

[@KJC21793.]

Am I the only one that found Carrie’s carnage better when she wasn’t flailing her arms around during the massacre like she was in this adaptation?

[@ladycplum]

Yeah, she reminds me too much of Jean Grey when she throws her arms all around.

[@moonlightltd219]

It’s too much like a Jedi using the force to me. Wide-eyed Sissy Spacek was much better

[@dollface2958]

The only kill I really enjoyed was when she set that one girl on fire and she did kind of a dance and the bucket kill otherwise it was a little lackluster

[@turkseys4875]

wait what, how does this comment say 3 days ago

[@turkseys4875]

@MB oh alright

[@jordanwhittington8263]

Even though this movie was kind of disappointing that one scene where Carrie saved sue Snell from her house coming down melted my heart

[@yungshabby1547]

Same for the coach

[@xXGraylyResurectedXx]

The way James cried “To Satan!” caught me so off guard I choked on my potato chips. If this keeps up Dead Meat’s going to need it’s own Kill Count review.

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

Kimberley Pierce: We had the opportunity to make something new out of this material. James: LIAR!!!

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

+Jon Goltz That was the original idea. But, Sony Pictures scrapped the new movie adaptation idea, and instead went the route of the Gus Van Sant Psycho remake (a blatant shot-for-shot remake of the original with new actors, digital effects, social media & cyberbullying).

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

@@thealjohnsonshow2188 Understood. Motion Picture studios these days...

[@OakInOasis]

My uncle is confirmed to only have a few weeks of life left. It can be one week, or a month. I want to thank you so much James. You get my mind off things, and in return put a smile on my face.

[@Drakkanoth]

Hey man, really sorry to hear that. Sometimes it’s harder to know long you have left than not knowing at all. It sounds cliche, but if you’re close to your uncle and he’s feeling up to it, this would be a good opportunity to spend time with him and ask him about his life. I treasure the time I spent with. My grandfather before he passed, and just wish I had the chance to know more about him in his younger years. Anyway, hang in there.

[@artiqwerty6271]

All the girls in the bathroom: *bullying chloe grace moretz *big daddy has entered the chat*

[@superfartgamer226]

Is that a kick ass refrense

[@syx_1847]

@@superfartgamer226 it is

[@mattventura724]

LOL Big Daddy coming back to life to whip your asses.

[@damianprock1650]

@@mattventura724 more like blow your brains out

[@tristanhoward6490]

Neat reference!

[@willnelson9906]

i actually don't mind this carrie adaptation, while it wasn't groundbreaking, or really change much, it was faithful enough and told the story to a new audience, plus i love the actress who played her,

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

11:46 "Aw Carrie, You're a HIT girl!" I see what you did there.

[@vigilante9589]

Recht_voor_zijn_raap yeah, she’s hit girl from kickass

[@pandadude6912]

According to the director before the film came out, this wasn’t going to be a remake. This was going to be a completely new adaptation. Although they redid so many shots from the original they literally had to credit De Palma as a screen writer

[@ThePositive0ne1]

"Listen Carrie the only book learning we do hear is bible learning, now get it through your head." Is one of my favorite lines he says on Dead Meat.

[@dollfacethevillain]

Carrieta White "we do not digitally crack doors in this house"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silashurd3597]

Is that what body bleeding Jesus would’ve wanted? Didn’t think so!

[@Steven-ez6qp]

Yeah lol 😂 Fr and I'm just seeing this now and hey that swimming pool scene where the really mean bully guy Mark trying to kill Her he's Soo mean but She tricks him causing him to get trapped under water 💦🫁 he's Desperately Scrambling trying Soo hard to escape and all You can say is Oops 🤭🤣 bye-bye sir 💀 lol funny and Deserved wouldn't you kinda agree with me?

[@dollfacethevillain]

@@Steven-ez6qp yes definitely 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Steven-ez6qp]

@@dollfacethevillain YESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 servers him Right lol he's Suddenly Desperately Scrambling Punching and Clawing at the Thick Plastic Trying to Push his Head through Super Desperate for Air hoping he can hold his breath 🫁💦so he can Just Escape too late 🤭🤣🤣🤣 he's Forced to Gasp his lungs Filling Up with water he couldn't Breathe and Drown lolol HA HA 😍 seems like You Women are smarter than men because he just PANIC Lost his head Freaking out forgot about the harpoon gun he dropped at the bottom of the pool he could have used to cut himself Free lol 💀 While She calmly swam to the bottom and got his harpoon gun and cut Herself Free 🥰🙆🏼💅🏼 and got Herself a Breath of fresh Air 😍 while he's gasping in Water lolol it's Funny and Satisfying and True Right 😍

[@Steven-ez6qp]

@@dollfacethevillain YESS 😍 lolol 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's suddenly Desperately Scrambling punching and Clawing at the Thick Plastic Trying to Push his head through Soo Desperate for Air 😥😵🫁💦 hoping he can hold his breath long enough to escape NOPE Oops 🤣 he's Forced to Gasp in Water his lungs filling Up with water 💀 lol HA HA seems like You Women are smarter than men because he just freaked out PANIC forgot about his harpoon gun he could have cut himself Free and Drowns LOL and She calmly swam to the bottom got His Harpoon gun and cut herself Free 🥰🙆🏼💅🏼 She's getting herself a Breath of fresh Air 😍 and he's gasping in water lolol Funny and Satisfying and True Right 😍

[@christianalcaraz1213]

Can we get a Deadmeat supercut where you say “That’s nice”

[@ashleybrown8831]

I find myself saying that all the time now. Lol

[@barotto1926]

YES

[@nikolassexton6134]

That sounds real nice

[@themathanator432]

Please James!!!

[@thealjohnsonshow2188]

I'm down with that.

[@jenaprosser8159]

“aw carrie, you’re a HIT, GIRL” ....i can’t handle u james

[@ulises4241]

"KZbin is not a dating app" fun fact it actually stared as a dating website in order to get more traction, My head canon would that in this films universe KZbin actually stayed as a dating website

[@unipup3014]

In 2005 it started as a dating site, but by 2006 it was acquired by Google and no longer a dating site. Given the movie released in 2013 it was probably filmed in 2012 meaning it was 6 years out of date about KZbin (or that the script sat for 6 years before being filmed)

[@Chunkywunky69]

QTN Tube nobody cares

[@butitzgabe7943]

HanktheDank __ 14 people that liked does

[@LinguaPhiliax]

Fun head canon, but it doesn't really make sense to me why they would post a video of Carrie's torment on a dating site.

[@joshhearn1600]

@@LinguaPhiliax gees kink shame much lol

[@lennysummers6672]

4:50 the way he synced up the "bible" with carrie getting whapped on the head is hilarious

[@Irondeficientcatfood]

“They died right next to each other. Aww, that’s almost Ń į Č ē.”

[@TheJu051267]

James missed something: The grave cracks along with Carrie's scream

[@eldritchcupcakes3195]

What grave?

[@TheJu051267]

@@eldritchcupcakes3195 Carrie's grave

[@notmariolevi2863]

The demon's not dead yet... Were in the endgame now.

[@silashurd3597]

Yes. That ending👍😉

[@dfsalvy]

I know what you did last summer is what I'm hearing

[@BubblyFemboy]

Here comes all the commments saying ongwe hiw u commentw before vifeo postttt???????????

[@AdamMadryciarz]

Patreon

[@arvin8050]

I requested this video on his email omg I hope it’s the next series he kill counts

[@wolfblood9196]

That has been a series that have wanted for a long time

[@xpzolo7518]

southsyde45 omg last time you posted was soooo long ago

[@mylife1221]

I loved the detail of Carrie's pupils pulsing and dilating when I watched this movie. Kept going back and replaying it over and over again