3x03FatPhantom

[@bieassialaw6832]

Alexis looked good with her slickback hair and that outfit was stylish! Oh how I want it...

[@istvanpraha]

Absolutely, I hated the perms later on, they age people!

[@mclaincj1630]

i want the outfit so bad she looks so gooddd

[@errolpletcher9186]

​@istvanpraha those were all wigs. The only time you see Joan's natural hair is when she has it up like in this video.

[@evonza4858]

Alexis aka Joan Collins and her Sista Jackie Collins was the Gabors before Zza and her sister 🥰👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾classy and turned up🥰👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾❤️🖤💚

[@june2420111]

That pulled back hair has totally come back. She has timeless beauty AND style

[@eviyunachang3985]

I'm on Alexis team this time. She got a point. 💎

[@lgempet2869]

I agree….Alexis was right in this matter. Blake was a domineering & selfish man in many ways & Krystal wasn’t doing anyone any favors by enabling his negative qualities throughout their marriage. He was even known to take his frustrations out on her on occasion so one would think that would have at least opened her eyes.

[@ghastlygrandpa]

I think it was out of line to throw Alexis out when her grandson had just been found. But, hey, Alexis doesn't deserve much consideration.

[@mightybitchy]

@@ghastlygrandpaKrystal was so all high and mighty.

[@carstenfrank6643]

The best hair style Joan wore in Dynasty. 100% perfect in combination with her make up.The stylists did a great job! 👍👍👍

[@daybyday442]

Agreed. She looks timeless and amazing here.

[@kirbyrobinson9180]

Dominique is my girl And the perfect bitch for Alexis.

[@mukunimulundika5359]

"The oh so sterling once, and maybe future secretary....!" I'm out cold😂😂😂😂🥂🍾

[@NOTHEOTHERGUY]

That collar and tight bun! YAAASsss

[@judibortier7352]

Ugh with the orange blush who would have thought it would look so good

[@eliadixon101]

Omg, luv the Entire look! On point!

[@n.a.7373]

It’s a look i love!

[@du3844-m4v]

Very high fashion

[@Miumiu0404]

And with the big chunky gold jewelry. She really oozes that rich bitch image.

[@dashoverton1963]

“An obese nurse! A fat phantom in white!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@strikeleather6503]

Beyond hilarious! 😂

[@myview65]

Alexis exit is everything with that walk. She nailed that scene.

[@bkynbiker19]

I think she was influenced, at least in this role, by Bette D. - the tics, the mannerisms, the wide eyed reactions, shoulder heaving, walks etc ... though I've never heard her speak of that being the case

[@alexisdiva9]

@@bkynbiker19 well, that's not a bad person to be influenced in, acting wise - after all Bette D. was a 2 time Oscar winner and one of Joan's earliest films was with her in the 50's called "The Virgin Queen" (about Queen Elizabeth I) and Bette gave her a hard time. Years later, Bette applauded the fact that Joan did so well on "Dynasty". I read somewhere that the same person who dubs Joan's voice in Spanish used to dub Bette's voice in Spanish (in films).

[@darkskinss]

@@bkynbiker19 I'm weak@ "the tics" and "wild eyed reactions." I can't. 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 Lexis is a mess.

[@strikeleather6503]

"A total stranger, an obese nurse, a fat phantom in white tells me that my own flesh and blood is alive and well!" LMAO!!!!! Just brilliant!

[@JJONNYREPP]

3x03FatPhantom 2256pm 25.5.23 what she didnt add was that he had been kidnapped by an irate sasquatch who had been run over during one of those family picnics they raved about so much.... oh oh.. the scripts couldnt get any weird and over the top... "a fat phantom in white" was quite telling, though...

[@arriousmcafee5621]

We all know joan collins had one of the best beauty faces of the 80s.

[@danseabreeze1404]

I agree, I way prefer Joan to Linda. Especially here where she doesn't have a wig, hair piece or frosted hair or outrageously excessive make up. She looks great here.

[@ronrendon]

Team #JoanCollins vs Team #LindaEvans LOL

[@stevebbuk]

@@danseabreeze1404 Is the bobble at the end her real hair?

[@kirsten1007]

Hell yes. If Elizabeth Taylor had been broke by then or Sophia Loren/who turned it down we would not have had our Amazing Joan in THIS ROLE. But she like a Cat landing on her feet. She would have gotten another Big One.

[@kirsten1007]

@@stevebbuk Why Yes it is. Why do you ask? Lol

[@marticejamar]

I love that Joan did her own makeup for the show ...

[@InsaneNuYawka]

Did she ?

[@ronrendon]

@@InsaneNuYawka NOPE

[@lol365]

@@InsaneNuYawka Absolutely. Joan has done her own makeup since being taught at 20th Century Fox in the 1950s.

[@cynthiamartin3645]

She did? Is there nothing she can't do. What a Legend

[@carrieheffernan1685]

But she refused to do her own stunts. She said she didn't want to deprive a stunts person out of a job. Linda loved doing stunt work on

[@mukunimulundika5359]

Did she really have to come for the nurse like that😂😂😂😂

[@gra-emed3617]

🤣🤣🤣

[@cynthiamartin3645]

It's Alexis...😎

[@silstar27]

Mean

[@fabgourmet]

Yes, she did.

[@anthonycbrown1952]

Imagine how the actress playing the nurse must have felt once she saw the episode on TV!!! 🙈. She probably hosted a big 'Watch My Dynasty Episode' party with the family and was caught by surprise.

[@triadafillos1]

wearing her natural hair and not a huge, short waved hair wig, Joan looked extremely beautiful and elegant

[@Magdalenkaization]

Difficult to blame Alexis that she reacted like that!

[@phoenixnyc]

Indeed. Even with the campiness, the earlier seasons had an emotional honesty to the scripts that the disaster seasons lacked.

[@irawilliams343]

I so agree with Alexis here. Krystle clearly stepped over the line.

[@darkskinss]

Alexis looked so fab with the glossed lips and snatched bun in the beginning. I love how confounded she looks.

[@reuterromain1054]

Joan`s acting is simply perfect!

[@givenchyhomme8694]

Alexis' outfit is so chic and modern. It's quite timeless.

[@zt1053]

Alexis had every right to be mad. It was her grandson.

[@hannah1948]

no kidding!! it takes two minutes to make a call.

[@patrickhows1482]

There was no need for Alexis to refer to the nurse in such a rude way.

[@olafh.mollenberg5150]

... Alexis at it's best .... I love her in the beginning for her sarcastic and ironic humor!

[@robinalecia7554]

Joan Collins is such a good actress

[@danseabreeze1404]

She looks so incredibly beautiful with the simpler clothes, hair and make-up. Later in the series she had huge hats, hair pieces, enormous shoulder pads, globs of excessive make-up and she still looked great but not like here at 00:05

[@PungiFungi]

You can see in the early episodes that they put so much foundation on Joan's face that her facial complexion do not match the complexion on her neck...so she looked like she was walking around with a detachable head like that queen from the OZ books with her collection of heads.

[@melanier7309]

There were times her eye makeup was very harsh.

[@june2420111]

It was the 80s, everything was excessive

[@stevie68a]

Crystal always has the same expression when she finishes talking to Alexis.

[@ThatAintNoPuppy]

She does! lmbo!!!

[@bkynbiker19]

You mean confused? And trying to form a cogent ... thought?

[@ghastlygrandpa]

...Oh, Krystle's fine her -- later on, there was a problem.

[@user-hx7mi7ml8u]

Fallon gets her “beloved” son back and then can’t even feed him and give him a bath..she lets some Nanny do it.

[@mightybitchy]

Fallon was a khunt.

[@marckressmann2167]

"I am NOT just anyone else !"

[@bobbidazzler1343]

I always love that lipstick Joan wore, reddish pink. Absolutely beautiful. I LOVE her. She's an absolute knock out. X

[@parkhurst5739]

Miraculous switching of Alexis' clutch from the couch on 01:41 to one of the chairs in the background on 3:38 😂

[@MedfactsbyVanessa]

Keen observation

[@rroygbivable]

Alexis is such a dynamic character

[@jakewible6139]

No, she is not. A dynamic character learns and grows. She is a very static character. She is powerful, but hardly dynamic.

[@Ciclopea2]

Opinions are like assholes, everybody has one.

[@georgieorgy5589]

I wonder how the actress who played the nurse felt when she saw that they referred to her as a day phantom in white. Lmao

[@MrIrrepressible]

Must not of been nice to hear it on prime time tv.

[@IvyPlans]

@@MrIrrepressible It's depicting the character of Alexis, its not personal it part of the script.

[@Patrick3183]

@@IvyPlans but they then chose a fat woman to play the part. Did she know she was hired as “fat nurse”? Or “nurse”?

[@bkynbiker19]

I'm sure she was glad for the job on a hit series

[@davidpar2]

I’m sure she knew beforehand and probably had a chuckle over it

[@ronrendon]

"A Fat Phantom!" The SHADE!

[@SilverBloodedOne]

"Fat phantom in white!" is CRAZYYYYYY

[@jaredjlinden]

Seems to me that they owed Alexis an apology. Why didn’t they just tell her they were sorry that they forgot to tell her about the baby?

[@brkitdwn]

Drama this show is all about drama.

[@theshypersistence]

The way Pamela was eyeing the nanny 😂

[@Digmer]

for once, she had fair reason to be upset.

[@kirsten1007]

I love 💕 the drama of the 80s necklace, collar up and cinched waist. Lived it as a teen and want to go back. I think I remember she only ate a toasted tuna sandwich with a glass of champagne to stay soooo thin

[@peremeesz]

I just love this 80s melodrama: it is like fairytales, bedtime stories read to children. At least it raises all kinds of emotions and feelings. Nowadays, you just watch people being emotional, shedding obnoxious fake tears in "reality" television, making you feel just haughty derision and contempt, wishing those fakes were hit by a truck.

[@stevebbuk]

Didn't Dynasty descend into that..

[@AndyC3.0]

Joan is so beautiful !!!! That face is beat for days✌ when she said " that fat Phantom In White " I died 😆💀😂💀😂

[@AfridiZindabad]

Alexis was actually right in every part of this clip, and in this moment Krystle was wrong to intervene after Blake had already left.

[@WillC1528]

Wow! Joan looks amazing without a wig!

[@TruckieLooks4Aliens]

Thank god I got my kid back so I can watch someone else raise him

[@DavidPFranceTV]

Hahahahahaha

[@susandoig4192]

he was always with the nanny while Fallon screwed her way through denver

[@richardgarcia618]

I think this is the first time I have to agree with Alexis. Krystal was out of line.

[@Magdalenkaization]

Richard Garcia I also agree with Alexis.

[@monicablom6215]

I Always agree with Alexis about Krystal. She is one of the most fake characters in any drama series. Always so high and mighty. She was really out of line here. And it´s funny considering Alecis got blasted by Krsytal when Krystina was kidnapped. I never could stand Krystal.

[@thesilentdiva]

Krystle especially over over stepped by bringing up Adam

[@brianamosley2002]

Me too she was outline .

[@inkumoon515]

As she usually is.

[@MariaLacsamana-ik3in]

Thank you somuch for posting this wonderful series good day to everybody !!!!😮😮😮😅😅😅😅

[@kwuankendricks2965]

An era of time when Primetime was @ it's 🔥 fierce best.

[@Jeng4280]

Both of these women were gorgeous. I loved the style of the 80s.

[@EuroForUkraine]

She couldn't say the word, though...Yes, Alexis you're that baby's grandmother! Makes you feel old, eh? HaHa!

[@MaryBlanche]

Thank you Nurse Debbie!! 🙏🏻

[@senoradelvita]

Can someone tell me why I think Krystle is rather dense and dull? How can you see a grandmother who is expressing concern for her grandson and all you can do is to ask her to leave because your husband is upset???? I think Blake treated Alexis shabbily and created the monster that haunted him all his life.

[@mrmagassi]

Alexis killed Krystle's unborn child... they don't owe her anything! She should've been thrown out of the house by the servants.

[@yolandaponkers1581]

That bassinet is absolutely gorgeous!

[@theconsultantATL]

I have to believe that Alexis was a comedian in disguise...."an obese nurse and fat phantom in white"...dead....LOL...that had me rolling..tisk..tisk...tisk..!

[@gracephoenix1244]

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[@Michaelahol]

She's good of throwing shade that can come off humorous

[@brkitdwn]

Back then you could get away with saying things like that, and people would agree. Nowadays everybody gets offended and shrieks. So fucking annoying.

[@strikeleather6503]

Oh my god it's hilarious!! 😂😂. An obese nurse! LOL!!!!!

[@louise-yo7kz]

"An obese phantom in white!" Oh snap. That's a zinger

[@user-mj8nf2vp7q]

Krystle & Alexis are dressed so well in this scene. Very 80's. Remember when women actually defined their waistlines?

[@TheHoopyscoopy]

So then I guess you're not all about that base? lol

[@user-mj8nf2vp7q]

@@TheHoopyscoopy... I'm not sure what that means but I guess not. 🙂😅😆😂🤣🤭👍✋

[@TheHoopyscoopy]

It's a jokey reference to that stupid song 'All About that Base' that praises fat women.

[@user-mj8nf2vp7q]

@@TheHoopyscoopy Oh, Yes of course. I'm in my mid-forties now and except for a few exceptions, jumped off the pop music train around 2012. Thanks for clearing that up. 👍🙂

[@jdsiv3]

because they had them. now.. not so much

[@edwarda2033]

She has a point.

[@TheTaxburden]

From Krystle's facial expression at the end I'd say she doesnt want to return to the workforce. So...common.

[@sheashea4622]

OMG😁😁😁😁😁

[@marksymons3329]

“A fat phantom in white” 😂

[@evavidal-w5z]

Everything is HIS HIS HIS ! Great acting. And that was really the truth about Alexis' frustration. All the attention and respect went to Blake. Alexis was the mother and therefore a huge part of the lives of Blake's children. I hated to see her lose and she did lose big time. Everyone except Adam sided with her and supported her even at her worst. I think that deep down she truly loved Blake and wanted things to go back to how they were when she was happily married to him and the kids were small. When they grew up and Krystle came into the picture everything went bad for Alexis. I was always rooting for Alexis but it was a losing bet.

[@melnycreviews8791]

Alexis was on point in this scene!!! Joan Collins made some great choices in this scene.

[@ssxsrubicon7352]

That red outfit is workin

[@mirandalumiere8980]

I enjoy each episode where Alexis puts Krystal down. That mansion belonged to Alexis. Krystal was a self righteous intruder.

[@pj101]

Miranda Lumiere why it belonged to Alexis ? I don’t know the whole story

[@brkitdwn]

Crystal had a laughable hairdo, and Bozo the clown aura.

[@wiibaron]

If you drank every time she calls Krystle 'sterling' during the seasons, you might finish a fifth in 8 years...

[@maxipazz8214]

This show was way over the top, and reflected the Reagan years

[@tsbonner]

Alexis: "A total stranger! An obese nurse...a...a fat phantom in white tells me that my own flesh and blood is alive and well. Not my family...not one of you! Why?!" LOL!! 1:33

[@sonnywilliams7743]

Girl she said a obesse nurse ..lol 😄

[@mJoN3s-w6l]

I miss Dynesty!!!!!! I watched it as a teenager back in the 80s. More popular to me than Dallas which I couldn't get into. Krystal vs Alexis dud it for me. RIP John Forsythe aka Blake.

[@toffthe]

That crib ! What a nightmare.

[@shadesalans4977]

So Alexis is mad at her ex husband, his wife, & tortured about losing her estranged children - and bent on getting revenge- for the next 6 seasons

[@binkytube]

"...a fat phantom in white..." LOLOLOL

[@toplaycool21]

Krystle was definitely in the wrong with this situation. Alexis was right.

[@ronniejohnson3113]

This look on Alexis was so ahead of its time on alexis.. you could still wear everything head to toe even today

[@binkytube]

She even used the slang, "cringe". Lol

[@Schmoopy66]

@@binkytubeFYI, cringe is NOT slang. She uses it properly. They didn’t have tacky social media trends back then. 🙄

[@binkytube]

@@Schmoopy66 Get that something out of your behind. You must be fun at parties.

[@tcsl7764]

has to be said, shes a great actor

[@Vibe69909]

I never could stand that wrench Krystal & I still can’t in 2024😏

[@danvejorcon]

Why they keep doing Alexis dirty like this no wonder Alexis always coming for them

[@IconTC13]

Krystle was so annoying in this scene. I'm glad Alexis put her in her place. Go back to typing memos, Krystle LOL

[@KingofPepsi]

Wow, I don't remember Alexis having a Jan Brady "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!! " meltdown.

[@juliajulia82]

Alexis has such An amazing style, years after it's still so good! Of am I old-fashioned, maybe? 🤔😁

[@thehouse2015]

Alexis’s outfit is so chic and very on trend currently but let’s not overlook Krystle in this red number!!!

[@jflow08]

Her waist was snatched in that red.

[@embarekzaoui2510]

Krystle Jennings Carrington the also sterling ones and maybe future secretary 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@brkitdwn]

Thank God it wasn't the late nineties when they had the walkie-talkie type phones they were huge!

[@dannycarrington1601]

At the start of the scene Alexis' purse is on the arm of the sofa but at the end she picks it up from one of the chairs.

[@charlesfranklinlambeth3944]

Danny Carrington, yes, instead of the Phantom Nurse the scene should have been called the Phantom Purse.

[@johnramjattan5461]

@@charlesfranklinlambeth3944 LMFAO

[@BlackWolf6420]

Oh Alexis/Joan Collins 😍 What would this show be without you?

[@theSupercasa]

These two had such an interesting relationship, quite undescribable. Nothing like the remake.

[@yfaitube]

Crystal’s hair is the perfect poodle.

[@SA-nb2df]

How many outfits has Alexis got !!!

[@WWAHP]

More than you can imagine. LOL

[@moniquemosley2122]

01:29 Anyone remember why Fallon gave the nurse that dirty look?

[@alexisdiva9]

Because the nurse at one time had an affair with Dr. Nicholas Toscanni (who had LB kidnapped with the help of Alfred Grimes - Roger Grimes' father). Fallon originally thought that the doctor and the nurse were in cahoots regarding the kidnapping (they weren't), especially due to their prior affair; she was jealous of the prior affair since she had the hots for Dr. Nick even when being married to Jeff - and that's why she fired her.

[@gregoryjones9546]

That Nurse Was Christine Belford,Ricky Schroeder's Mother On Silver Spoons.

[@loriannwhite8384]

I will never understand that shit on top of Linda Evans’s head. At least Joan Collins changed up her wigs.

[@ThatAintNoPuppy]

RIGHT!! LMBO!!

[@senoradelvita]

I thought I was the only one who couldn't quite stand her "hair" or her character. SMH

[@DCGuy1997]

01:28 PSM giving her best Nancy Drew looks!

[@amaniaman7818]

Dang Alexis. I guess it didn't help she was at the vending machine

[@alexiajohnson6178]

Alexis was always beautiful and I liked her and hated Krystal

[@KAMALAISHERNAME]

You must be as evil as Alexis. Who'd like an ex wife who would deliberately do something to cause the new wife a miscarriage????

[@anthonyrusso8662]

I hated Krystal as well. She was a wannabe nobody.

[@roberta.lofgrenjr.9182]

Alexia Johnson, Your opinion would not have anything to do with your name would it?

[@agrey1509]

she said fat phantom in white im crying

[@kachi2782]

Did the ad for the role was "looking for obese-fat person to play a nurse"

[@Schmoopy66]

Probably. 😂

[@davidfischer6923]

Alexis was a female J.R.

[@thomasburr8518]

I am always refreshed to see women like Alexis and Krystle. They are always a breath of fresh air. So disappointing that women today in the 21st century are something? I am not sure I have a word for them, but they are not a turn on.

[@istvanpraha]

Tiz true....I like her look here....and women who dress up on a regular basis, it really isn't a big deal.....when you wake up you have to get dressed regardless, it takes the same amount of effort to put on nice clothes as it does sweat pants and a simpsons tshirt

[@andysmith8655]

Stiff Wit Not really...

[@Nocturne22]

@@istvanprahaIf they don't want to they don't have to. Women don't exist just to look nice, they have other things to do.

[@luerike]

Thomas Burr.. I feel you and what you described about women... I call it original or classic!

[@brkitdwn]

Yeah men today out sex appeal woman 😕😜

[@justiceblue.fenris5790]

Krystal have beautiful eye color :)

[@michaele7880]

Even the baby’s cot was over the top.

[@MrCraigblaze]

Well I guess if Joan's character was killer off by a 300 lbs santa in a horror him. She can be unkind here . Thanks for the upload !! XD

[@WestJason9]

Alexis was just jealous that nobody was thinking of her but this was a great scene.

[@NatieLover]

Alexis was Calling Blake out on his hypocrasy and God complex. Krystal was such a Stepford Wife.

[@aatikahcarmenhappy3494]

Jealous thats redilous she had been cut off treated like a egg donner from blake from get go while he systimactically took everything from her

[@ronaldsingletonjr7083]

Why does the Nanny holding Fallon’s baby look like Sable?

[@alexisdiva9]

You're right, she does - but the nanny Susan Faragate was played by Christine Bedford and she does have some resemblance to Stephanie Beacham (Sable) - both are British actresses, same as JC.

[@erichwyatt6554]

The good ole days here when you could call someone fat . Now we use nice kind words when Alexis had it spot on. Krystal's lips look like brown sandpaper here ?

[@Schmoopy66]

I agree! It’s a TV show 40 years old. For F’s sake. Get over it people. Plus, she was fat! 😂

[@oralogarro9932]

The sterling once 😅😅😅😅

[@denisadellinger4543]

This is all a build up to Adam's return. Why did they have to keep adding family members? There seems to be a ghost daughter as well. I do feel for Alexis here. It was her family as well as Blakes.

[@troybailey6904]

I wish they’d do reruns of The Original Dynasty, Dallas, Rhoda and MTM