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[@QueenKWool]

i want a minecraft mod where cat's meows are replaced with the high pitched "DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR"

[@Dracophile7]

And you have, like, 10 of them

[@surelyyoujest3200]

@@Dracophile7 **Creeper shows up** Cats: DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR Creeper: NOPE THIS HOUSE AINT BLOWIN UP TODAY NO SIREE

[@raindoesntexist99]

You know whats better? You wont even need a mod for that. You can just use a resource pack.

[@irishuisman1450]

SOMEBODY B L E A S E MAKE THIS

[@minithegameguy4674]

@@surelyyoujest3200 creeper: oh FUCK this i am out those things will turn me into gunpowder!

[@Bee-eb7qz]

That high pitched ‘Death before dishonor!’ just made my day

[@1145223bena]

Bee 123 saaaame

[@Bee-eb7qz]

It’s beautiful and we need more of it

[@table2.0]

Bee 123 I was about to like this but I can’t. It’s at 69

[@Bee-eb7qz]

‘Tis not at 69 no longer sadly

[@thantos2530]

If he read it normally it would be funny (well it would be NEARLY as funny) but the voice is what makes it funnier than watching my dog try to scratch herself, but inevitably falls over because she had her front left leg amputated

[@TheJoker-bf4hn]

I bet you the small dog was a chihuahua

[@kieyvsquared6817]

As someone with a chihuahua I can confirm.

[@tallahriehl8220]

As someone who was terrorized by chihuahuas as a child, I can confirm.

[@phrog2125]

As someone who accidentally pushed over my grandma’s chihuahua, I can confirm

[@saltyhibiscus]

As someone who has an uncle who has 8+ chihuahuas, I can confirm.

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

As someone who does not own a chihuahua, I cannot confirm. However, my shih tzu does behave in a similar way.

[@truetimewatcher]

I agree. Pukicho should sound like a snobbish noble even when he's not gatekeeping.

[@iDIOTSOFOz]

@Cyrsclin what...

[@redgames5645]

No matter the context, you should always give Pukicho that exact voice

[@Silverwind87]

I like to imagine him with Ryan Reynolds' voice though.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@Silverwind87 Plot twist: it is Ryan reynolds.

[@AnAngryGranny]

2:10 That's literally the plot of Pokemon: Diamond and Pearl: The Rise of Darkrai: the Movie. The kicking kicker is it turns out the only way to calm either of them down before the universe falls apart from their rampant fighting is to play a lullaby really, really loudly.

[@taimundo8574]

wouldn't that just keep everyone awake? you know the opposite of what a lullaby is supposed to do?

[@AnAngryGranny]

Well no it has to be loud so Palkia and Dialga can hear it. Them being interdimensional creatures and everything :P For real tho the Pokemon team go to like this city that's built around this massive spire that doubles as like a supermassive pipe organ thing that could likely be heard across the country whenever it plays, and they gotta climb to the very top of the spire (no small task, mind you. Gotta wonder why these guys didn't put in an elevator) to put in a huge 50lb ancient stone music disc that was made to be read by the internal mechanics of this instrument and that has on it this one particular melody that's supposedly like this ultimate lullaby that can soothe even the most unruly of souls

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

@@AnAngryGranny This. ^ That's exactly what happened.

[@AnAngryGranny]

​@@Lunam_D._Roger And people say Pokemon is weird... psh! It's just basic storytelling, bro

[@dracos0024]

And then in Giratina and the Sky Warrior, Giratina, who rules over dimesions and is basically the devil, punishes them for it by......attacking Dialga. Yup, makes sense.

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

“Thou shalt not pass!” “God Eater” “But thats an anime” “It was a game first,though” “Ah,yes,acceptable.”

[@epsilonthedragon1249]

Geometry Dash

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

That One Random Gamer No,that level is named after God Eater,and uses it’s logos in it,plus,god eater is more like monster hunter,but post-apocalyptic,has really good music,and _a n i m e t i d d i e s_

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

God of the Cripples Mind you,the enemies in God Eater are either really cool,or really lewd

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Here’s the theme,its not triumphant like Monster Hunter,or Dubstep like in Geo. Dash but i like it kzbin.info/www/bejne/oImZh6abgtGVi68

[@bretginn1419]

@@thebaseandtriflingcreature174 You say this like the monsters in MH aren't lewd themselves. Have you seen Deviljho's raging pickle?

[@araullokatherinen.3297]

Late night tumblr post... Me: *_Is literally watching this in the middle of the night_*

[@treetheenderhyena1880]

same

[@sherbet3310]

I only watch this at night.

[@davidzadro2939]

Same here

[@4dpoloroids31]

Oh shit i didnt even realize its 12 am

[@yancamb2202]

Well, they ain't called "Early Morning Tumblr Posts", now, are they?

[@Ezra_Nyx]

Oh God that high pitched "DISHONOUR!!" 🤣😂

[@scarlettarana]

_Like # 101_

[@rebeccaarias.]

love your pfp

[@johne16minecraft]

2:00 basicly the start of the pokemon diamond and pearl movie the rise of darkrai

[@ashthenekogirl4305]

Pretty much.

[@the.fairyonearth]

That's what I thought too!

[@ConnorTheUndying]

@Darknesswithasideofries He has the Time Stone.

[@TheHawkRules]

Literally the start.

[@KenHowler2004]

it's how it starts in the manga too... is game freak ok?

[@prosyndication21]

That high pitched *Death before Dishonor!* literally made me think of a miniature Space Marine and now I can't stop giggling.

[@warlynx5644]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@valleypathfinder9891]

EAT BOLTGUN! Clever of the damned orks. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

"CARRY ME CLOSER GIANT! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!"

[@thespookiestghost21011]

I HEARD YZMA'S VOICE! JUST AN ANGRY PURPLE CAT SCREAMING *"DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!"* AND I'M DYING

[@latemr]

P.M. Seymore = Funny, wholesome, cartoonish voices to make people smile. SorrowTV = realistic, authentic, and relatable voices that expresses the true emotion of a weird online post. Both are amazing in their own ways

[@minithegameguy4674]

Similar people Completely different sides of the same spectrum

[@kieyvsquared6817]

I didn't know Applebees and Denny's were a ship. I've just been shipping McDonald's and Jollibee.

[@maaxorus]

What about Wendy's, though?

[@dapotatoauthor]

@@maaxorus with goldilocks fam.

[@dickgrayson3541]

@@dapotatoauthor go to Azrael Santi art

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790]

Who is Jollibee???? Were they some background character fans made a name for??

[@holly3330]

TheFanCritic oh it’s a restaurant in the Philippines it’s the main rival of McDonalds there.

[@AmeliaJasmine24]

The high pitched talking made my day way better than school has made it

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

Thank you for including the "big dogs and little dogs" post! I quite literally had to cover my mouth so as to not offend my coworkers with my snorting laughter.

how is laughter offensive?

[@m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

@ If I had been too loud, it would have been obnoxious.

[@TigorahanTheBear]

2:56 Ok this got a hearty guffaw from me

[@ok-yv9dd]

Nep

[@artifexvigen551]

What's a gaffaw?

[@thecourtjester2610]

I love it

[@HoneydewBeach]

nice nep pfp

[@demolisherinfinite8606]

"Hearty guffaw"

[@bobbobington3272]

Yay new video to watch instead of doing stuff I have to do. Thank you

[@churrogang4778]

You were first noice

[@bobbobington3272]

@@churrogang4778 I didn't think anyone cared or noticed

[@annikedowney9825]

Mood. I agree

[@Chaotic_Val]

I need that high pitched "VENGEANCE!! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!" As my ringtone and then my life will be complete.

[@megarayquaza2240]

The Pokemon world is messed up, that's almost the literal reason I exist, to stop Groudon and kyogre from fighting, Arceus has a similar job.

[@lorekeeper685]

Mew's lore is all over the place

[@hunterowl1756]

The dog part was pretty accurate. The large dog thing also applies to medium sporting dogs

[@Wanking_wanker]

The voice acting on this is just perfect and improves the post

[@supersanscraftcommentediti5337]

The “Truth or Dare” one gave me ideas

[@GrandCorsair]

"When Yveltal's life comes to an end, it will absorb the life force of all living things". Living in the Pokemon world sounds fun until you think if someone wanted to they could destroy all life or enslave humanity.

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

I F

[@sophia2664]

Sad meal... My friendHaD tHaT iNsTeAd Of A hApPy MeAl

[@ChronoMoth]

a dude tried to sue them for not being happy after eating a happy meal

[@IamaPERSON]

@@ChronoMoth did they win?

[@sophia2664]

@@ChronoMoth lol really?

[@dastvan8002]

@@ChronoMoth He needed a pissed off meal

[@VIofCaffeine]

Okay, but that last one was is basically trying to pull off a harem in P4 or P5.

[@andreacaininstinct]

*"Get out of here you BASIC PTH--"*

[@queensilian7644]

I genuinely enjoy your brand of silliness, this made my morning

[@happyconstructor]

“Truth or dare” “Dare” “I dare you to tell me the truth...”

[@randomgrmlin]

0:20 Wendy's and McDonald's tho. That's some saucy rivals to lovers right there

[@gnhpinn]

I... I honestly just watch these videos on repeat when I’m feeling depressed or stressed out by university stuff. Thank you for this series and your awesome voice.

[@IamaPERSON]

Hope things get better!

[@gnhpinn]

Thanks 🙂

[@talanium]

As a Gen Z representative who likes food, I will try my best to make DineCraft. Thank you for the idea.

[@Bubbliee0]

Yees _Yeeees_ *_YEEEEESSS_*

[@FullMetalWhovian81]

the tiny dog screaming "VENGEANCE! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!" is now my text alert XD

[@chemical_raccoon]

how dare he make his girlfriend happy

[@wolfsong9134]

Legit, the tiny dog one made my day much better. I had a rough morning waking up to a rejection email telling me I hadn't made it into West Side Story which is one of my favorite musicals, so thank you.

[@Swagmaster65]

1:46 would be too far off from the greek and roman gods. probably safer actually.

[@festethephule7553]

A bit less predictable though.

[@user-nw3ol7fk1i]

Did you mean wouldn't?

[@olymolly3637]

The voiceover for Pukicho tops everything looooooool

[@jamesstewart5706]

I have been searching your back catalog of videos for the last 2 years for that big dog/small dog bit. I finally found. Makes my wife smile every time she hears it. It's in its own playlist now for me to send to her when she is having a bad day.

[@vampirelibrarian777]

0:43 okay my name is Ethan and now I’m scared lmao

[@blackrapier713]

With all my special abilities and acquired feats my charisma gives me a -7 bonus to all social interactions

[@williamhallam706]

i straight up died laughing at the "VENGEANCE" part

[@ThatOneLegendEmerald]

0:42 As a fellow human being named Ethan, am I doomed?

[@irishuisman1450]

Probably

[@savagewolfling7315]

Almost definetly

[@chaosdragon0193]

Vengeance Death Before Dishonor

[@pyrosomebody]

Late night tumblr post... more like early (03:03) morning tumblr post

[@ihavenoclevername8300]

Its like...almost 9:00 am here for me...this isn't late night....ITS FRACKIN PERFECT!!!!!!

[@willowids369]

Midwest?

[@1livenow]

2:57 I imagined this as bakugou and I can’t stop laughing

[@rascally_fiend]

denny’s is a powerbottom, change my mind, you can’t.

[@lumina7152]

The bard really jumps out in that last one

[@Ellie_R.]

P.M I’m honestly glad you are here, your soothing voice calms my headache down

[@noabinnendijk361]

I identify so much with the last one

[@danieldeak9141]

2:55 That high pitch voice omg. That voice is how I imagine little dogs or cats think.

[@mudkip0153]

I can grab my cat and they just lie down and look at me like “alright you got me now pet me”

[@JaggedBird]

"When you shake it, Jar Jar clinks!" I can't stop smiling at that

[@arg5140]

2:32. This is the most I have laughed in many years. My sense of human has decayed into nothing but mush. I cried.

[@AJLord]

1:42 And not only that, they may sometimes bring something home in the morning, which is why I have a chest in my underground storage labelled "Stuff the cat dragged in".

[@driveasandwich6734]

I literally just finished an After Hours episode where they out of nowhere mentioned a gamer gate and I got confused about it when I read the notification for this video.

[@misteridiot]

You made me spit chunks of banana all over my phone with the 'Jar Jar Clinks' line. The fact that you added the voice just made me laugh all the harder.

[@JonGalaxyy]

There is two different circle k's on the same intersection where I live, and if you go further there is a lows and a home depot right next to each other.

[@sarosenna5850]

'To level my Charisma stat' Gosh, what a player.

[@serdsouza6670]

Awesome video as usual Seymour!

[@masked-shinigami9678]

"VENGEANCE! DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!!" AM DEAD

[@alexlehman4343]

Can I just get an audio clip of the "VENGEANCE! Death before dishonor!" Because that'd be the BEST way to wake up in the morning 🤣

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Pukicho posts are always good things to have in videos

[@hummushummus438]

You know, I love that seymour censors curse words while talking about the sexual specifics of a chain restaurant

[@randomstuff7933]

That person by the name of docteryn. That’s my sister............ ＼（Ｔ∇Ｔ）／

[@writercat_deadsquidstudios]

0:41 When I was three years old a boy named Ethan (also three at the time) tried to drown me in a kiddie pool.

[@katze256]

"I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened" Good news! It turns out it was 8 years late!

[@bloodnangels]

1:46 this is literally just every godzilla movie

[@ThatmanicpixieArts]

Hi p.m I love your videos so much 😩💕💕💕

[@Jackie-McCann]

“VENGEANCE! _DEATH BEFORE DISHONOR!”_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lava2istrue]

3:13 “what, is your favorite colour?”

[@hsd6716]

this is i dont know why, how or for who in particular, but this is the headcannon voice for a homestuck character

[@BlueBunny0502]

I started laughing so hard that I had a coughing fit at the little dog line at 2:56

[@bronaghmallon6022]

the title reads like a friends episode

[@chasecole6794]

Nothing like a fresh P.M. Seymour video to make your morning. >v

[@supermarioglitchy321]

I love how you give the same guys different voices in every new video

[@Clan_Universe]

This, is a great way to start school

[@vengeance4927]

I had to take my glasses off, set them down, and just question why.

[@rebeccaarias.]

I passed an intersection with a Denny's on one side and an IHOP on the other. My first thought was that Tumblr post. _i'm not even ON Tumblr_

[@KingsBard]

Naw fam it's Denny's and La Quinta all the way, they're inseparable.

[@spacechase9705]

"YOU! SHALL NOT...PAAAAASSSSS!!!"

[@musicaladventure5]

2:55 Dear god it's freaking Invader Zim XD

[@DragonSongStudios]

Fun fact: The big dog little dog thing also applies to tall people and short people as well. I’m short, and I 100% would do that to my tall friends

[@theonionqueen3519]

As someone who worships Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina as gods, I love them being recognized as absolutely unhinged feral beasts.

[@bumblebee3358]

I have helped with bird ringing and I can confirm that that is how they are weighed

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

I know this probably won't get on any of your videos, but can i take a second to talk about mimics in terraria? "Oh, how nice of my friend to place a chest here! Oh wait, it just turned into a hallowed mimic and killed me." Or "I didn't know the underworld could also be a corruption biome!" Or "Did i place that there, or is that a mimic?" Or "I need to land on that island, but there's a mimic there." Or "Where did that crimson mimic come from!?"

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

I'm going to comment this on all of your new videos until it gets in

[@Eric_The_Cleric]

3:20 Ah, Pukicho actually responds to someone with respect for once. A special moment indeed.

[@squishymythi2943]

My step dad made a really shitty joke about me at dinner and this video made me feel better. Thank you Seymour.

[@schr4pnel]

0:19 FRACKING SUPERNATURAL..? yEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Okay I'm done fangoddess-ing.

[@neonpinkqueen1403]

I tell myself I'm going to draw then I sit here and binge these

[@codename1176]

Yeah on the Pokémon point after the fight between palkia and dialga effectively the devil (giratina) decides they needed to be put down

[@rayanderson5797]

I feel like that last one needs to read in Saltzpyre's voice.

[@shep4184]

I thought this said "Late night Tumblr pets" and honestly, now I want that video to be real.

[@jonothanthrace1530]

I like the Tim Curry voice you pulled out for the last one.

[@lumiknightwithawrench2946]

Pukicho = Chaotic Neutral

[@randombrit13]

Lumiknight With a Wrench Pukicho is chaotic chaos

[@RubyRevenant2]

I mean, it was 8 years late but you got your apocalypse...

[@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967]

So... We've got Pestilence, War, (in þe form of riots) Pollution, (I mean, kind of a given for a modern apocalypse) Famine, and Death. Þis is it, þe apocalypse.

[@shadowslayer205]

2:11 That last sentence was the plot of a pokemon movie, actually.

[@honeypots8787]

Honestly this was a French good episode and probably my favorite-

[@ImpGoddess]

These are always over WAY before I'm ready. I'm not saying you need to record longer sessions.......ok that's EXACTLY what I'm saying just somehow magically without the mental strain or stress XD

[@lorekeeper685]

old ones are nigh-infinitly watchable

[@peckedpecked]

At the end, I felt the spit being spat from that harsh P