Also, you cannot get overtaken. Being overtaken while driving a BMW is a sign of weakness. P.S. Speed limits are only suggestions for lesser vehicles.
@ducac-04575 жыл бұрын
Bmw can only br overtaken by MERCEDES💪💪
@ducac-04575 жыл бұрын
@Not a Russian Boi one time i was in a ferrari with a friend passing by at around 200km/h... Only to be overtakem by a Mercedes Slr
@jorgenmartensson64975 жыл бұрын
@@ducac-0457 About all legit cars can go faster than 200kmh, bmw included
@technicalcrown27435 жыл бұрын
@@ducac-0457 BMW M5 can blow the shit out of Mercedes
@vulpix92105 жыл бұрын
what if i take over a BMW with less horses than my S13, are they automatically banned from driving their BMW?
@dingdingdingdiiiiing5 жыл бұрын
Based on what I've seen on the road, I'm sure there's also an advanced class.
@genghiskahn92335 жыл бұрын
dingdingdingdiiiiing can confirm
@Face2564 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Ap
@mckenzireed92524 жыл бұрын
That's if they buy the "assholes'r'us starter pack. 🤣
@pduhovic61844 жыл бұрын
You Sir are a Genius 😂
@andrewtate5684 жыл бұрын
That is for the pros that drive the M5s
@AKdsad1005 жыл бұрын
If you you think your job is worthless, imagine that someone is putting an indicator part on a new BMW right now somewhere around the world...
@satyryczny7975 жыл бұрын
More worthles is this, that someone, somewhere on this earth, is repairing BMW indicator.
@Dirtyboxer15 жыл бұрын
@@satyryczny797 I don't see how that's possible. How would anyone know it's broken?
@Random122495 жыл бұрын
wait, bmw's have indicators?
@VanquishMediaDE5 жыл бұрын
@@Random12249 Blasphemy!
@tommillard41935 жыл бұрын
Knowing it will never be used
@parkervarin3 жыл бұрын
Seriously thank you. My friend recently bought a BMW M3 and he had no clue how to drive it properly, so I sent him this. There needs to be more properly educational content like this.
@zahidhasan90402 жыл бұрын
It's wonderful that online contents are getting more and more educational and realistic these days.
@geekybench8 жыл бұрын
All BMW drivers use indicators. It's just that the bulbs emit a light which the poor people can't see.
8 жыл бұрын
+Mr.Rexxyy Haha!
@ilgiallo19858 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahahahshahahahah
@Xilver_8 жыл бұрын
+Mr.Rexxyy lool
@JT4GM4K3R8 жыл бұрын
+Mr.Rexxyy Now with a special glass that only let's in specialized BMW wavelengths.
@DxCBuG8 жыл бұрын
+Mr.Rexxyy they use it on the autobahn on the left lane... you already go 200 km/h with you pedestrian vauxhall/opel car and they indicate left, flash you. When you switched lanes they pass you and you get the finger xD
@GhostSickness8 жыл бұрын
As a BMW driver, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
@ΑΡΗΣΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ8 жыл бұрын
that swearing is VERY light for my standards...
@stephencagle9998 жыл бұрын
+ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ lol that's a cuss word?
@ΑΡΗΣΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ8 жыл бұрын
Stephen Cagle I was saying about the beeped words in the video
@stephencagle9998 жыл бұрын
+ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ oh. I thought you were talking about what that guy said Iol
@tinderinc8 жыл бұрын
I drove a buddy's once on the highway and what can I say it makes you drive like a douche bag. Tail gating, speeding, short lane changes, no signalling, missing a mirror but who needs that. He for got to teach the pass and dip of the sun glasses with the death stare from satin.
@crawfordbrown756 жыл бұрын
As a bmw driver I can confirm I attended and passed this class.
@melkereriksson91755 жыл бұрын
Well done clifford
@AndrewKonkey5 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
@jmorton34625 жыл бұрын
Is there an actual exam though
@_richie96_375 жыл бұрын
@@gaboriloskity tudni magyar jól
@MrKobold225 жыл бұрын
@@melkereriksson9175 well he's CRAWford..
@waateb52624 жыл бұрын
10:50 he say's "who is our enemy" and I get a mercedes ad
@Wowplajer3 жыл бұрын
Well ofcourse, you guys in your bmw's never move out of the way
@Owdriger20173 жыл бұрын
@@Wowplajer and aswell your Britney in their a class mercedes thinking they're at the top of the world is also a problem lol
@acuraluver2 ай бұрын
When he asked this I yelled out Mercedes lol
@EngineeringExplained8 жыл бұрын
Ethan is my spirit animal. Always hated on by the bros. Stay strong Ethan!
@emce3ime_linuxtechaddict9368 жыл бұрын
+Engineering Explained notice me senpai.
@cdj2000ful8 жыл бұрын
" Hello everybody, and welcome "
@emce3ime_linuxtechaddict9368 жыл бұрын
cdj2000ful "Hello Everyone ,And Welcome"*
@cdj2000ful8 жыл бұрын
+EMCE3IME_LINUXTECHADDICT sorry. my mistake
@DexMcqueen8 жыл бұрын
Hey
@eliteiel97477 жыл бұрын
I drive a BMW and I can confirm that this video is almost accurate. I live in Germany and i have to use my right hand for the steering wheel and mostly my left for the middlefinger.
@zdengvox6 жыл бұрын
I guess that's the point of automatic transmissions in newer BMWs. You can hold a wheel and point a middle finger WHILE overtaking.
@Pugnare-et-vincere5 жыл бұрын
@@jerichamesclammay3107 I am also German and a BMW driver and I can confirm this 100%. Speeding bye with 260 km/h on the Autobahn while coursing at those slow ass bitches who drive with 140 km/h on the overtaking lane, god how I hate them😂
@jerichamesclammay31075 жыл бұрын
@@Pugnare-et-vincere the autobahn has corrupted you.
@tomfischer32105 жыл бұрын
Luke Dearey better shut up. You lil twat
@frenkie64465 жыл бұрын
@@Pugnare-et-vincere i am dutch, when i am in germany on the autobahn i drive max speed
@vitico123ful8 жыл бұрын
"Gavin, there are ladies present and this is NOT Audi class" lmfao!
@edwindominguez25487 жыл бұрын
DeathLotus as an Audi owner i approve of the joke
@pauljr.harrington19056 жыл бұрын
They need an Audi School skit.
@athwal776 жыл бұрын
DeathLotus ii
@superbpancakes40925 жыл бұрын
Even though this is comedy It’s pretty accurate Edit: it’s completely accurate
@garageqf5 жыл бұрын
as a BMW owner I can confirm, this is completely true.
@timfrolov78915 жыл бұрын
Dude you have a Mustang profile pic. Ho many kills?
@Windows98R5 жыл бұрын
Superb Pancakes There’s no denying it, I can confirm as a BMW driver as well
@toadfullya35585 жыл бұрын
Tim Frolov it’s been a month and he didn’t reply, looks like he’s on a long streak
@erminbecic7114 жыл бұрын
@@Windows98R im i bmw driver for about 15 years and i can say that this is stupid..
@reluctant41165 жыл бұрын
In germany BMW drivers are either aggressive businessmen, you can recognize them by their obviously expensive new models... But the older models.... Oh God. 120hp 316ti with straight pipes and -3° camber, 5mm ride height, blasting bad rap music, typically driven by 19 y/o "gangsters".
@elvispresley56435 жыл бұрын
I love the bmw engines, but not so much the cars and definitely not the drivers
@emanuel12815 жыл бұрын
Or its a dude who actually is from mafia
@Tore_Lund5 жыл бұрын
Negative camber is the stupidest thing since parking tickets.
@IntellectualHazard5 жыл бұрын
You're talking about yourself aren't you
@FeZerret5 жыл бұрын
And mainly turks drive 3/5 series BMWs
@patriks.5905 жыл бұрын
I just got my first BMW and I wasn't sure if I drive correctly. Thanks for the video
@lovrocosic51804 жыл бұрын
@Dee Jay youtube expert, thanks
@timmiekat60724 жыл бұрын
@Dee Jay mate it's not as bad as many people claim im European so maybe it's different in America and you have to get yearly check ups on your car here and they often last hundreds of thousands of miles without major issues
@SpitfireFortyFour4 жыл бұрын
@@timmiekat6072 Regardless of the yearly MOT or equivalent BMWs still fall apart within 100k.
@timmiekat60724 жыл бұрын
@@SpitfireFortyFour no of you buy a complicated.car with a lot of tech and drive it hard that's going to break it sure making maintenance higher in some cases but the cars driving around here hold.up well BMW is not know for doing reliable or unreliable in particular as most German cars
@AlfahrezyRF_894 жыл бұрын
Youre my enemyyy,,,,, when i see u im not gonna use any indicators and overtake you hard 😂
@theHedgehogPro5 жыл бұрын
I love how this is a cross-contental truth. England, USA, Germany...
@yegorsmetiukhov62495 жыл бұрын
HedgehogPro Tech and Poland
@gaboriloskity5 жыл бұрын
@Tim M In Hungary too
@MrPaukann5 жыл бұрын
In Russia like 1/3 of BMW drivers are super arrogant women. They don't drive particularly fast, but they are total assholes and are incredibly stupid. Just today a BMW cut through 4 lanes, causing me to brake pretty hard and some other cars up to tyre squel, just to cut the "traffic jam" in front of a red light (all the cars go through the intersection after the light changes).
@brotheroftuxdan5 жыл бұрын
@@MrPaukann dunno about the third being women, but can confirm bmw drivers in Russia are wankers. Funny how blinking the lights is 100% accurate. Sometimes you just wanna slam the brakes and teach those tailgating fucks a lesson or two.
@rangasmash04675 жыл бұрын
Mostly in Australia too.
@velociforce5 жыл бұрын
What’s meant to be funny about this? This is just a real life doccumentary.
@limt80464 жыл бұрын
ikr
@randomaccount16054 жыл бұрын
True
@roibryan63794 жыл бұрын
Exactly it’s a class
@erminbecic7114 жыл бұрын
Are you joking or? Because this is stupider then vw
@jilpol6114 жыл бұрын
TRUE
@thatoneguy59038 жыл бұрын
When driving an M3, 1. Never ever use blinkers 2. Always ignore traffic laws 3. When stuck in traffic, use the break down lane to heat that engine up 4. Drive over the speed limit 5. Tailgate 6. Zoom past every single goddamn Volvo on the road 7. Always be weary of the S60 Polestar (not package, but the real deal) 8. Be a macho 8.5. Always wear a suit 9. You are better than everyone else 10. "Because I have a BMW." should be the answer to every single question.
@tolgac99758 жыл бұрын
no joke i do number 10 as an excuse for everything car relevant and non car relevant(Can get annoying or boring). also mostly 1 but i drive a BMW 116I
@Glenn77198 жыл бұрын
A BMW 116I, is that even a car? it sounds like a peasants BMW.
@tolgac99758 жыл бұрын
Still a BMW better than most cars
@Glenn77198 жыл бұрын
Nah, not a true BMW owner, you're supposed to say ALL cars, not most.
@isthisnametaken9788 жыл бұрын
There are two number 8's. Which one should I follow?
@Lord_Deimos8 жыл бұрын
We don't need a class, just buy a BMW and let nature take it's course.
@howdoieatyou36037 жыл бұрын
Tyrant no but for real though, I feel like the more I drive my 328xi the more true it gets. Oh well!
@connorfalcon70806 жыл бұрын
Sometime I race people that didn't even know we were racing.. but I (usually) win 🖕
@Jonconji6 жыл бұрын
Liam Nicholds i know lmao started driving like a good person straight out of driving school and instantly started becoming the “BMW driver ”
@armelinhol94566 жыл бұрын
Lool dude that’s so funny!
@FuyukiSakura6 жыл бұрын
I found myself needing this class after buying a BMW after a Toyota😂 Following distance and blinkers does naturally come through. But not the language and parking skill@@
@kylejohnson49217 жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Gavin this is not Audi class"
@FuyukiSakura6 жыл бұрын
Something related to ladies probably?
@daniyalshariq9685 жыл бұрын
Lmao, same 😂😂😂😂😂
@bruperina5 жыл бұрын
They need a “How to be an Audi driver”
@AdvBrewery5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious had me cracked up
@CanisoGaming5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@teqfreak5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this class. As a BMW driver i really want to get all the details right and improve myself as a BMW driver. This helps a lot. Many thanks! Nigel
@freezegod38614 жыл бұрын
@Dee Jay yes, of course they are, if you dont drive reckless with them they gonna break! No but on a more serious note, dont know where you are coming from, but we never had any problems with our BMWs.
@Jupiter__001_4 жыл бұрын
@Dee Jay Only in the US of A. In Europe BMW reliability is much better, except for the early X3s (which, incidentally, were manufactured in America).
@mikhaelsundin17988 жыл бұрын
I have a bmw e90 330 nd and as bmw driver I approve of this video and garantee u this is true
@bsg26217 жыл бұрын
I have a bmw 335i e92 coupe :D it really does change your character.
@fitimadoitmyself7 жыл бұрын
miguelito starz 320d e90 :D
@bsg26217 жыл бұрын
Jacob J Your prius does too
@veronicaarevalo52137 жыл бұрын
BMW 330i!!!! I also approve this video lol !!!! Love my BMW !!!!
@spengmeister12397 жыл бұрын
miguelito starz BMW 540 i and x5
@NomadJedi7 жыл бұрын
Having a BMW is such a safety measure. I'm not afraid to mess up and drive recklessly because everyone is already expecting it.
@murphy18325 жыл бұрын
Gon screen this
@rogueuniversities68662 жыл бұрын
@@murphy1832 Do you English?
@murphy18322 жыл бұрын
@@rogueuniversities6866 Do you have any hobbies besides replying to old ass comments?
@rogueuniversities68662 жыл бұрын
@@murphy1832 I'm going to attempt to answer you despite your lack of English: Yes, I do have hobbies besides replying to old ass comments. I see you've not discovered an English tutor yet.
@captainjackparrotcjp28272 жыл бұрын
@@rogueuniversities6866 still you make fun of his English, but you literally said "Do you English?"
@vicesat8 жыл бұрын
You deserve to be on Top Gear, not Chris Evans.
@66Tinchoo998 жыл бұрын
hola vicesaaaaaat
@Bairdogg8 жыл бұрын
+vicesat wrong lol
@sanpepsiman12778 жыл бұрын
soy sub te amamos
@DCGarage8 жыл бұрын
+vicesat no. Just no.
@bubanzizwagpnw45548 жыл бұрын
nope they deserve to be here. Car throttle
@jnicolson8652 жыл бұрын
I actually saw a BMW driver use their indicator a couple of days ago. They still changed lanes right in front of me without leaving much space, and I still had to brake quite hard, but nonetheless I was impressed. It was like that scene in 'Day of the Dead' when Bub uses a gun; "Oh my God; they're learning!"
@Charles-nu4si5 жыл бұрын
“This is not Audi class” I’m dying.
@kanyegaming91365 жыл бұрын
RIP you
@AAAChanel4 жыл бұрын
Proud owner of rs3
@RealGrooveRandom4 жыл бұрын
Killer line! "This is not Audi Class" lol...
@HossuhAffasHomBOSS4 жыл бұрын
@AMGstudios Oof size: large
@adrianbaumann66384 жыл бұрын
@AMGstudios ehmm Tesla's batteries are limited too
@Rear_Admiral5228 жыл бұрын
As a BMW driver I would say he is not even exaggerating.
@alex1992738 жыл бұрын
Same here. I think he's on point.
@robissuperiorfazerobbie40808 жыл бұрын
at all
@BLlNKED8 жыл бұрын
Rob owns a bmw :oo
@ItumelengS8 жыл бұрын
i am about to get those glasses though... they look dope
@nickthehalonerd8 жыл бұрын
Yup, this is me
@m.slaneytruckstyling5 жыл бұрын
The most important part to a bmw driver Start - 9:33. End - 9:36
@wavey_hus79505 жыл бұрын
_Scanidaf_ no you’re wrong
@driver32725 жыл бұрын
NEXTER KO how is a true documentary
@hazaltiger56014 жыл бұрын
True hahahahahah😂😂😂😂👌👌👌
@chongxina2374 жыл бұрын
In asia bmw park correctly lol they don't take 2 space
@Benediximus5 жыл бұрын
Well, I had a E Class Merc before getting a 3 series. In Merc, people respected me in the road and expected me to drive appropriately. But in BMW, people thinks that I would drive like a BMW driver here in this video. This created some difficulties. So after a week, I said "F*ck it" and started to drive like a true BMW driver does. My life is easier now. I don't press brakes just driving straight to the front car, just blinking, taking over at right in left turns. If that's what people are expecting from me then they will get it.
@witp79284 жыл бұрын
Uğur Demirkol what kind of difficulties?
@GuitarSolo12174 жыл бұрын
Zachary Duquette people dont let you merge on highways for instance... because they think you are a prick in the bmw 😂😂 I can relate
@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName4 жыл бұрын
There are friendly BMW drivers out there you know, like me :(
@griffin_kith62144 жыл бұрын
Mister_Zach_ people will cut you off nonstop in shitty Honda’s and Toyota’s because they know you’re going to stop as well
@ViceMightBeTaken4 жыл бұрын
Get the mercedes back you normie! Idc what you drive but still mercedes would have been smarter
@DTCJimmy8 жыл бұрын
i lost my shit at 1:10 "Do we look like a bunch of cunts"
@xzakx70368 жыл бұрын
Dan Clark kind of...
@iaincampbell69597 жыл бұрын
actually they are @$$holes
@NeuroticPwa7 жыл бұрын
Yeaah.. That ass! What?
@lilvirtt35777 жыл бұрын
cocks*
@kimjongdavidsothesexymugba11387 жыл бұрын
TheBetterButterLTU no
@trhacje_m21875 жыл бұрын
The Lesson 5: How to park is incorrect - you always park as close as possible - in the front of the building, near entrance, on the yellow stripes is the best... I didn't buy a BMW to walk around and get hit by some clunker
@BWPT.5 жыл бұрын
Aim it in the general direction of parking bay
@MowerModdin4 жыл бұрын
If you see "Fire Lane" that's just a synonym for "VIP Parking"
@sheva4ever14 жыл бұрын
wheelchair symbol FTW
@kenny-hp2kx4 жыл бұрын
This guy is my favourite bmw driver!
@bananasir4 жыл бұрын
That's an advanced lesson for BMW drivers which you can take after finishing this class first
@guerschonnoel17 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that you always have the right of way, no matter what.
@Mr3650976 жыл бұрын
Yeah, coz you run out of blinker fluid.
@floriankraft25535 жыл бұрын
You talk about mercedes...
@porschedude76875 жыл бұрын
"Here's a example of a good BMW Driver," *shows a picture of Jeremy Clarkson* Edit: Ok, I'm not gonna be like "4 like omg tysm", But Holy Cow 2.1K likes! Thanks! Edit 2: Ok why are people arguing in the replies about racist Top Gear or Jeremy Corbyn? Those have nothing to do with this lmao
@satyryczny7975 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Cwoman545 жыл бұрын
XD
@manoelneto50985 жыл бұрын
Am I joke to you ?
@ryry47ftw5 жыл бұрын
I knew it was him! Lol
@Clinicaldepression-ko4tt5 жыл бұрын
I know
@Titan-gs6cf8 жыл бұрын
If you drive a BMW X5, the goal is to take up 3 spots, not 2.
@KA4678 жыл бұрын
4 spots and a disabled space of you're in an hippo (X6)
@straxwb8 жыл бұрын
Nah, disabled parkings are for Audi drivers, everybody knows that. You're in a Beemer.
@eniojaupaj56158 жыл бұрын
nah,the goal is to park over a car
@MrSupercar558 жыл бұрын
Four spaces is where it's really at. metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/parking-car.jpg?w=748&h=561&crop=1
@straxwb8 жыл бұрын
MrSupercar55 That guy is promising. Too bad he's just too poor to afford an X6-M and has to stick to a Ram...he isn't worthy of being called Nigel.
@GERstarBROT8 жыл бұрын
As a BMW Driver, I can see that i've got a lot to learn.
@GERstarBROT8 жыл бұрын
LeoThe Greatxx E30 Touring 316i :)
@justinnigel38228 жыл бұрын
You boys spelt push bikes wrong :)
@TheRealboyColor7 жыл бұрын
me too ^^ e36 coupe 316i ;)
@youngyeezus18457 жыл бұрын
GERstarBROT I gotta learn soon man 328i
@Susazeu7 жыл бұрын
120i here
@TuddecBMW8 жыл бұрын
I'm shocked at how accurately this represents my driving behavior.
@OK-bg8wr8 жыл бұрын
Im proud of how Ive done all that even before I watched this video :-)
@OK-bg8wr8 жыл бұрын
***** Driving superior cars :D
@Baerzilla8 жыл бұрын
One can always improve on some Little things, so pay attention to class. :D
@sajinsanand8 жыл бұрын
I am surprised as this behaviour come by default when you become a BMW driver.... Cant believe that I am one of them
@OK-bg8wr8 жыл бұрын
Sajin S Anand Hahaha thats right :D
@stephanalbrecht7889 Жыл бұрын
After all these years, this is still one of the best videos on entire KZbin 🎉😂
@semireality6 жыл бұрын
WiFi Password: TAILGATE
@stephenrochester63096 жыл бұрын
Semi Reality great observation skills
@DzeDavis5 жыл бұрын
audi drivers are the tailgating master tho
@waterskijake5 жыл бұрын
Ethan M it’s both in the US
@need4spe3dBeast5 жыл бұрын
Password incorrect
@alvachan885 жыл бұрын
@@etekweb Where i am from, tailing simply means following while trying to not get spotted.
@randy4388 жыл бұрын
I drive a BMW and this is true, assholes... Now I'm late for my meetings
@JohnyFilms208 жыл бұрын
We are superior beings, you know?
@randy4388 жыл бұрын
CynicMuzik indeed we are, Nigel
@hellknightf18 жыл бұрын
+Mike Hunt don't mind me im just in the way
@julianarjah11758 жыл бұрын
+Mike Hunt fuck bmw drivers and their cars
@itsDanielOfc8 жыл бұрын
Get out of the fucking way, Nigel
@BossSfeedy8 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Mustang class they're killing crowds
@estenneighbors19298 жыл бұрын
+BossSfeedy as a mustang owner i can confirm this as true
@Tryhardninjaas8 жыл бұрын
Don't be silly the class uses reusable dummies. It's only when you graduate they bring in the crowd.
@patchienow15978 жыл бұрын
Don't forget poles
@estenneighbors19298 жыл бұрын
you start off with small children and the elderly who can't move very well, then you graduate onto middle aged people and teenagers.
@unfound238 жыл бұрын
If you mean krauts, your kind called us like that probably because they didn't knew it before coming to Germany.... And to greet our American friends a little something to translate for you "Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Amerikaner und Joghurt, das Joghurt hat Kultur!"
@salomiabogdan61635 жыл бұрын
As a BMW driver I agree!This is 100% accurate!Wish I saw this before,sadly I had to learn everything on my own.
@ianlai79648 жыл бұрын
'Pretend you're the hair dresser in the MX5' Said the hair dresser in the MX5
@ZZZxRv8 жыл бұрын
+Pittiplatsch he knows you know?!
@ZZZxRv8 жыл бұрын
***** You know you don't know that he doesn't know that he knows?!
@seimolddickhead55528 жыл бұрын
+Darude - Sandstorm all I know is shut up
@ZZZxRv8 жыл бұрын
Alexandre Poirier bmw driverstorm
@tachysphex40958 жыл бұрын
Darude - Sandstorm Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du
@miloa.26848 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly this is accurate as many BMW drivers have done this to me as I drive in my BMW doing this to them...
@DenverJohnBradley8 жыл бұрын
This little skit was quite good. He can be a new gen clarkson. xD
@bjakobs988 жыл бұрын
Alex indeed can !
@logan22138 жыл бұрын
+Patrick Star how dare you say that's wrong
@ernodios8 жыл бұрын
let's let both of them to be unique and keep our faith in humanity
@killstacy80884 жыл бұрын
The only being superior to a BMW driver is the mechanic that keeps it running
@raynardhymen21394 жыл бұрын
My mechanic last saw my car about 12 months ago, when it got new brake pads.
@XXX-ez1od3 жыл бұрын
Amen
@averageheightwizard47983 жыл бұрын
pls leave
@RocketElectronicMusic7 жыл бұрын
wifi:BMWSCHOOL Pass:Tailgate lost it..
@axxdrian8 жыл бұрын
I've watched that Top Gear episode where Clarkson shows Hammond how to properly dress when driving a BMW lmao
@brandonherrera28918 жыл бұрын
+Adrn Ncos Lol I have to see that
@satriosukarnoatmosudirjo97228 жыл бұрын
I saw that too lol miss the old top gear
@CATPLAYING8 жыл бұрын
+Adrn Ncso what episode is that?
@axxdrian8 жыл бұрын
Series 10 Episode 10, It's the M3, RS4 & C63 shootout
@ernodios8 жыл бұрын
+Adrn Ncso best episode ever along with the Ferrari/Pagani/Ford one
@slavic_nibba5726 жыл бұрын
The real way to park a bmw 2wd=two soaces required 4wd (x-drive)=four spaces required
The dislikes are form BMW drivers who “don’t think they are like this.“
@CoreyMack50003 жыл бұрын
Those dislikes are from people who use to date BMW drivers. BMW drivers know they’re like this. Ive been bone for 3 days. Ive watched so many videos on them, i ended up here, and I know I’m not alone.
@giriwidodo80138 жыл бұрын
How to be a Honda driver: 1. Get a Honda 2. Put some upgrade (sticker & bodykit) it will add 150 BHP 3. Become a Ricer
@xzakx70368 жыл бұрын
Giri Widodo lol #poorcivic
@George-nx4bp8 жыл бұрын
Giri Widodo it's funny cuz my friend has a del Sol and wants to put a turbo on it
@giriwidodo80138 жыл бұрын
xZAKx lol George Rickett really? i wanna see that, if that car turn out to be nice then your friend is one of the few "not a ricer" out there lol
@wetlettuce47688 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to tell everyone about 'Vtec yo'
@VB_87 жыл бұрын
when the vtec will kick in tho 😍😍
@redcartiers8 жыл бұрын
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the inside.
@KariIzumi18 жыл бұрын
+1 million 😂
@bsg26217 жыл бұрын
LOL
@rturner42057 жыл бұрын
Penrose Proven fact
@harsheebeauty7 жыл бұрын
Penrose 😂 I own a bmw
@FlyingBassMan7 жыл бұрын
I'm a BMW driver and find this very funny.
@emanueljj73555 жыл бұрын
The problem at bmw drivers is that they forget to put blinker fluid
@SnowCatFanX875 жыл бұрын
Emanuel Jj Whaaaat that explain why my blinker's is not working atm
@broncogray14834 жыл бұрын
ChrisFix?
@IsaiahEsquivel20264 жыл бұрын
No, they never run out of blinker fluid because they never use their blinkers
@thebaguettecompany4 жыл бұрын
Blinker fluid exists?
@brentsnocomgaming78134 жыл бұрын
It's because BMW blinker fluid is expensive
@losandos86194 жыл бұрын
2 things missing: loud music driving with angel eyes, no matter if it's day or night
@firecoockie16204 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about driving with angel eyes. I got an BMW a week ago and the angel eyes are always on. Like you have to actually go through the bordcomputer to shut them of😂😂
@losandos86194 жыл бұрын
Fire Coockie i know, but i mean driving with angel eyes but without the actual light, so it looks cooler :D
@carlmagnusson49514 жыл бұрын
@@losandos8619 aka DRL=Daytime Running Lights. Angeleyes are always on no matter day/night. During night they're on but faded to not dazzle other drivers, in combination with lowbeam.
@losandos86194 жыл бұрын
@@carlmagnusson4951 yeah i know, but a real BMW driver does not use any light but DRL, no matter what daytime it is
@carlmagnusson49514 жыл бұрын
Yup, I drive an Audi and always use DRL. Also built own fog lights since no A6 have fog lights🤷♂️
@lehlohonolomofula5 жыл бұрын
Just got my BMW 335i M Sport taking notes
@Stridonjerome5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club 😎
@vsabadazh5 жыл бұрын
Congrats, bud. Have you already chosen your new name?
@alisioardiona7275 жыл бұрын
Are you planning to tune it ?
@toadfullya35585 жыл бұрын
Daan Made in Holland you wouldn’t want him to be your friend
@princekelvin64764 жыл бұрын
Dee Jay because he can do wtf he want with his OWN money lol
@Espacado7 жыл бұрын
So when do we drain the blinker fluid?
@kurtblackburn26586 жыл бұрын
The One, The Only, ESPACADO never
@fabulousprofound6 жыл бұрын
no need to drain because bmw's don't have blinkers!
@cavekritter16 жыл бұрын
The One, The Only, ESPACADO It comes pre drained from the factory
@InMooseWeTrust6 жыл бұрын
The One, The Only, ESPACADO after you change the muffler bearing
@obrez69756 жыл бұрын
Preston Ford When there’s a motorcycle behind you, you squirt the full load onto him.
@iAmMidasPrime7 жыл бұрын
This video taught me how to be a true bmw driver. My first car is going to be a E46. 👍🏽
@armelinhol94566 жыл бұрын
JaggerWolf had one for 4 years. That was close to a perfect car! Insanely engaging, sporty, classy, well built, fast...
@SolusV6 жыл бұрын
My favorite car xdd
@Aus.S7in6 жыл бұрын
My first car is an E46
@furchant-os52326 жыл бұрын
Just dont crash it Stay safe Dont break dream cars
@whistlinzdieselrc96666 жыл бұрын
Me too do you think I should get e46 e36 for a first car
@FernieAriel4 жыл бұрын
“Lesson 4: Indicators. What Indicators?” After that, he should’ve said “Ok, Lesson 5...”
@pixel_spy53028 жыл бұрын
i just bought an 08 328i. I'm looking forward to implementing these new found lessons.
@iantownsend54808 жыл бұрын
I'll shall drive my Bmw with pride tomorrow LOL
@DG_4278 жыл бұрын
+Mario Only e30. ;)
@DG_4278 жыл бұрын
Mario Noo, I'm more into japanese cars, but e30 looks really nice imo.
@hrtbrkkids8 жыл бұрын
Remember, we are superior beings. Lol
@lisalouisekeen41918 жыл бұрын
hmmm. I have become this since owning a BMW. :-)
@wetlettuce47688 жыл бұрын
+Ian Townsend I will keep out of your way my good sir. -Lesser Volvo peasant.
@xXwufeiXx5 жыл бұрын
i swear if i ever become a BMW driver il use some of this lessons .
@vincentproductions89635 жыл бұрын
No need, ass soon as you buy one, you become a Pro.
@Petrik_334 жыл бұрын
@Dee Jay you are really stupid
@laurik54014 жыл бұрын
Dee Jay lmao what the fuck
@cecodroga42264 жыл бұрын
not some, everything :)
@thelegendaryredx77104 жыл бұрын
K Man OK Ricky Martin wtf are you driving cause last time I checked not all bmws are unreliable
@LeHDawg3 жыл бұрын
I recently bought myself a BMW 3 series and this video was the first thing I saw on my KZbin, Thank you for extremely important formation
@spicymeme92917 жыл бұрын
How to be BMW driver: Kill your indicator.
@dikkodikko62626 жыл бұрын
I dont think my m3 has indicators lol
@rubilacxe0336 жыл бұрын
spicy meme whats a indicator? never heard of that.
@adamosuilleabhain3246 жыл бұрын
Via not supplying it blinker fluid
@bambamson2387 жыл бұрын
Step 1 remove indicators
@Mr3650976 жыл бұрын
Be sure to pour out the blinker fluid first.
@your_average_cultured_dude5 жыл бұрын
And the brake pedal too. Just rip it out of the car.
@dmitrov64645 жыл бұрын
Call it Indicator fluid.
@kipto5 жыл бұрын
BMW Driver fingers are too dirty to touch indicators :D
@bucket89675 жыл бұрын
*tfuq is an indicator LMAO*
@TGIJustin8 жыл бұрын
Took me nearly the entire video to realise that they're not actually wearing Bluetooth headsets...
@AceITH0078 жыл бұрын
Lol I didn't even notice
@JacobSpam8 жыл бұрын
+AceITH007 They are wearing pipe cleaners lol
@ZirJohn8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Salty hahahaha u didn't even notice
@TGIJustin8 жыл бұрын
***** I was like, wait what xD
@labombaromba8 жыл бұрын
+TGI J 5:35
@WarlordRising4 жыл бұрын
When you see a BMW in a merging lane about 200 feet behind you going 4x the speed limit: "Here we go again."
@eldafint8 жыл бұрын
#@!& "Gavin, this is not Audi Class" Lmao I'm fking dying!
@alexthompson51728 жыл бұрын
i can't imagine what audi classes would be like then :P
@zman360auz8 жыл бұрын
That needs to be the next video
@young95348 жыл бұрын
+Alexander Thompson Audi and Mercedes drivers are not nearly as douchey as BMW drivers.
@Valtra1038 жыл бұрын
+young 95 Can't wait till i get my BMW. Since I can't be douchey in another car.
@calebpotter30558 жыл бұрын
+young 95 audi drivers are mustang drivers.
@young95348 жыл бұрын
Caleb Potter Nah. Mustang drivers are in a class of their own. I've seen the videos.
@rocketboyjv54745 жыл бұрын
When i first heard of the BMW drivers dont use their turn signals thing、 I didn't believe it then I payed attention to them when I saw them on the road and it is 100% true
@ZsomborZsombibi4 жыл бұрын
First I thought it's a parody, but just realized that school must really exist.
@punman53927 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in the Toyota class they're learning about the mysterious phenomenon known as a "breakdown"
@CK-fq9lk7 жыл бұрын
Matt Bowen hahaha!! 🤣 owned a Toyota once in HS and this is absolutely hilarious
@CrazyDutchguys7 жыл бұрын
Matt Bowen been driving one for 4 years, no mechanical problems at all
@isaiahash96977 жыл бұрын
270,000miles and still going happy!
@林振华-t4v7 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Ash And that is why it is mysterious. The phenomenon of breakdown is a myth in Toyota owner community. It is probably more far fetched than meeting a fire breathing dragon!
@nedajstoot91546 жыл бұрын
Matt Bowen you are mistaken for a ford class
@darkz47478 жыл бұрын
2:29 look at the reflection on his glasses, the room is empty xD
@TassieLorenzo8 жыл бұрын
+D4rk Spyro Good detective work!
@kingheidfeld7898 жыл бұрын
You sir are a legend. How in God's name have you noticed that?
@ekoewicaksono8 жыл бұрын
dat outdoor reflective sunglasses works r8 lol
@Lumptious478 жыл бұрын
oh my goodd
@JasonBuchina8 жыл бұрын
I also noticed that
@EriComicuDesu8 жыл бұрын
#CloseTheGap
@Ghrostillo8 жыл бұрын
If you see a gap, close it! There's NASCAR for a reason, fuck the ovals, the road is straight, just get that sweet slipstream and pretend that you are tapping the ass of the car in front like a real master. Drive those highways like a boss so everyone goes out of the way as soon as they see your swag coming for their souls xD
@EriComicuDesu8 жыл бұрын
felpel102 Comment of the month right here XD
@alastairwood72778 жыл бұрын
+felpel102 hahaha
@Unsalted3752 жыл бұрын
"That ladies and gentlemen is a 330ci, he's in the ranks, couldn't afford an M3, probably don't want to be his friend" lmfao
@domegrobnik74 Жыл бұрын
My question is...who can afford m3? I barely could afford my e46 318ci which is like 8x cheaper than m3, and let's not talk about fuel consumption...
@QKanoni8 жыл бұрын
Up Next: How to be an Audi driver.
@victorragnarsson28288 жыл бұрын
How to be a miata owner*
@mushypasta74258 жыл бұрын
Toyota, Cadillac, and Kia drivers are also pretty shit.
@Trenhc8 жыл бұрын
+Giddy Gamer you forgot Mercedes drivers
@CODR0B8 жыл бұрын
+Kim Jung un "How to be a miata owner*" thats called gay porn and that already exists
@Masa6x8 жыл бұрын
+Adam Thomas How to be a Prius driver?
@Av-ks8uc7 жыл бұрын
3:27 *dude swears* "This is not an Audi class" I relate 100%
@TheGloryx1128 жыл бұрын
"Good Morning, Peasants !" :)) haahhaahaha
@tom_kearley4 жыл бұрын
Was this supposed to be a comedy sketch?? Because it is like a documentary
@el3v4t0r54 жыл бұрын
TOMK 05 just liked bc of profile pic haha
@njemtrn11295 жыл бұрын
Step 1: remove the turn signal stalk cause you're not using that anyway Step 2: justify it as "weight savings" Step 3: save up an extra few grand for the repairs you'll need in a few years
@MowerModdin4 жыл бұрын
You mean save up a few grand for the series of lawyers for the legal case that you're trying to blame on the other guy for being in your way
@angry-white-men4 жыл бұрын
They don't use torn signal because they too broke to change bulb if it goes out
@CoreyMack50003 жыл бұрын
You mean save up for the divorce cause you’re gonna love your car visibly more than your wife/husband. Expensive repairs is how we filter out the broke posers.
@bsg26218 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Dodge Class they're learning how to do a single-man drive-by-shooting at a cyclist
@NicoleKe7 жыл бұрын
BSG Damn.
@bcubed727 жыл бұрын
Nah, Dodge Ram guys are debating whether Skol is better than Copenhagen, how early to get to the Kenney Chesney concert, and whether the existence of the Cummins engine company is proof of the Divine.
@firsthello76187 жыл бұрын
bcubed72 man this is far too accurate wtf
@catsinflames45986 жыл бұрын
BSG Nah, theyre figuring out how to drive into a crowd of people and kill one person and still get out of jail.
@rainedrop146 жыл бұрын
also figuring out how big of tow mirrors they need for their invisible trailer and how to change a trasmission bi-weekly
@bilalstyler986 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Mustang class... Just crowd everything, guys
@defnotapenguin5 жыл бұрын
slam it every corner
@kenny-hp2kx4 жыл бұрын
Slam that big ass 25 inch rims
@vincentproductions89635 жыл бұрын
To BMW Drivers, the road is always empty, they only see other BMW Drivers, we peasants are invisible to them.
@kieranoconnell51727 жыл бұрын
"If you can't smell his chuff you're not close enough"
@expelleddux5 жыл бұрын
“This is not Audi class” 😂
@anthonyeuceda67294 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@assyriancrusader37604 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@edwardreturns86894 жыл бұрын
😂
@BikerBearMTB4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Drives31forhalo8 жыл бұрын
I feel like you're forced to go through this class before you're allowed to buy a BMW
@fallencommaner8 жыл бұрын
+The Evenger Yes, it is a mandatory class with a test at the end.
@misterchips3588 жыл бұрын
If you fail, they won't sell you one and you will be taken out of the dealership with some "fuck off's" of the graduates
@edgarterrenal84142 жыл бұрын
Confirmed, even when I was just considering taking an 850 GS I was still forced to attend
@iceteafan564 жыл бұрын
Thank you, just got an BMW and always wondered. Im even such a good driver that the police already awarded me with an extra point for my driving skills.
@eriksvensson20984 жыл бұрын
Good God only one extra point for your driving?! When the cops came to congratulate me on my driving skills they said that my driver's license would be hung up and framed at their office.
@philipwild91348 жыл бұрын
Bmw m3 owners don't have friends -Jeremy Clarckson
@philipwild91348 жыл бұрын
Clarkson*
@anomalyp85848 жыл бұрын
Ah, such a memorable quote *tear rolls over cheek*
@Peterraawwrr8 жыл бұрын
Technically he said "M3 drivers have no friends."
@Alisora8 жыл бұрын
Luckily for me I own a 2001 7-series. I HAVE FRIENDS AFTER ALL!!!!
@MordFustang19668 жыл бұрын
Dude, Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers...
@flemishrager69968 жыл бұрын
so true but fun part is bmw's smoke them because they are not use to drive a real car
@martijnkosters90248 жыл бұрын
+Thierry Demaer yet still they are massive c&cks
@gamer66548 жыл бұрын
No, they're pretty classy
@Owesome8 жыл бұрын
+ChargersFanSD Spotted the Audi driver
@Muco.508 жыл бұрын
+Thierry Demaer I'm really hoping thats a joke.. Because if you're serious, then you are the joke.
@jhessodaypuyart457 жыл бұрын
meanwhile in JDM class..... (intense drifting sounds) meanwhile in Audi class.... Always tail gate, class.
@artybrandt6 жыл бұрын
Chandler Mcelhaney I mean I wouldn't mind being seen in a Supra, MR2, or 86 in the slightest
@jd34556 жыл бұрын
@Chandler Mcelhaney a well tuned supra? I would take it
@mandelaeffect35215 жыл бұрын
In Jdm overcamber and lower the car so that driving it in a parking lot is impossible
@rtm17735 жыл бұрын
Audi lesson 1: get a finance deal on your audi.
@elijahbell1717 Жыл бұрын
By far one of the best car throttle videos
@Oat_meal_YT7 жыл бұрын
Oh no I saw a BMW using the turn signal!
@pryontosarker5687 жыл бұрын
Oscar Tobar it was me
@Oat_meal_YT7 жыл бұрын
+Pryonto Sarker Braking the rules... nice! 😎
@kaspianwangelin94787 жыл бұрын
Oscar Tobar well that's a rear one
@GERstarBROT7 жыл бұрын
Could have been me aswell. Depends on where Oscar lives xD
@730F-Sport7 жыл бұрын
Oscar Tobar He had to pay an extra $2500 for that option
@Mdsde7 жыл бұрын
He forgot to mention that motorcyclists don't exist when you're in beamer.
@UKCrazy0075 жыл бұрын
But what if your motorcycle is the beamer?
@maxflute78935 жыл бұрын
Beamer motorcycle is not the same as a beamer car.
@mala77945 жыл бұрын
thats tru. some elderly dude in a bmw 6 series almost hit me in a roundabout while i was riding my motorbike
@morbidangel52495 жыл бұрын
You mean bimmer
@flitsertheo5 жыл бұрын
@@UKCrazy007 Beamer motorcycle is only suited for German Feldgendarmerie.
@subzeroarctics12997 жыл бұрын
#closethegap even when the driver in front is already going 10 mph over the speed limit
@asad43104 жыл бұрын
Love this video keep coming back after years. Would love to see a Mercedes school or a prius school and this video is absolutely gold marks when youtube had read content
@ProlePatrolMusic7 жыл бұрын
love how all bmw drivers in the comments have a bmw as their profile pic
@ΑΡΗΣΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ6 жыл бұрын
Sweet old meme it's like a religion
@yannicg6 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha😂
@992turbos86 жыл бұрын
Iconik Collective Well the problem is I actually own a F90 M5.
@robsonbromberg90425 жыл бұрын
lol
@samircolovic75795 жыл бұрын
I have the logo, Its more than a car lol
@motorworld25135 жыл бұрын
How to be a Skoda driver: drive as slow as legally possible
@jackdaniels38735 жыл бұрын
likes this comment
@nicorosbergf1fan7835 жыл бұрын
I don't agree with you. Last time I was on the Autobahn I was doing around 170 to 180 kph in an X3, but in the left lane there were so many Octavias doing at least 220 or something. Those VRS estates seem to be some kind of little sleepers. I know, I am a disgrace to BMW drivers, but I am more of a Mercedes guy anyway :P
@BWPT.5 жыл бұрын
You see this is why you get wankers in Audis and BMWs always trying to take you on 30MPH roads, I had a Skoda and didn't drive it slow, you would get people assuming you were driving slow because you are driving a Skoda. Was always fun to dump the clutch and leave them standing at the lights too. :D Skodas are technically VWs now anyway, just cheaper and a lot more pensioners seem to drive them.
@vulpix92105 жыл бұрын
you mean prius???
@motorworld25135 жыл бұрын
Vulpix Don’t diss the Priuss, it’s a stealthy, sexy beast.
@Ruben-ui9dj5 жыл бұрын
It doesn't madder if it is an old Bmw, Remember it is still a bmw.
@raulmirut65195 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah
@TheAdatto5 жыл бұрын
Respect the elders!!
@zacjohnson4524 жыл бұрын
Or if it’s a bmw motorbike
@richardendresz1614 жыл бұрын
I am not racist I hate everyone I like old BMWs. I don’t have to Shift down to take them over.
@bimmeronline Жыл бұрын
As an owner of 2 E34s, an E39 and an E23 I take a refresher course every month.
@natebot3218 жыл бұрын
the headset alex was wearing is definitely pipe cleaner
@alessandropyrizhok82528 жыл бұрын
1801 dislikes = 1801 BMW drivers who have watched this video
@robissuperiorfazerobbie40808 жыл бұрын
are you 12 years old?
@wetlettuce47688 жыл бұрын
Those are just the 318i posers.
@ascarikz1r7337 жыл бұрын
M4gik D0ggo m8 this is supposed to be joke bruh. i'm a bimmer driver (yeah cause i have M4, M6, and M3 GTR (E46)) but i like this. maybe not just bimmer drivers hate this.
@Ab-bu3xy7 жыл бұрын
Lamborghini prius Mustang rtr edition you really got a e46 GTR v8???!
@ascarikz1r7337 жыл бұрын
D-TOWN BANGER street edition
@_lucii7 жыл бұрын
bmw
@fil23377 жыл бұрын
Luciano Santana good advice thank you
@lolsophiatattersall2756 жыл бұрын
• Pyro Gaming • and the yoU
@OldFilmProduction6 жыл бұрын
• Pyro Gaming • why you need it all the way down? You open the door to get out not the windows
@marianen.graben73646 жыл бұрын
OldFilmProduction No?? I always slide over the hood and jump through the window.
@armadillolover996 жыл бұрын
OldFilmProduction Because you need to put your free arm out of the window. You can't do that if it doesn't open all the way
@neildempster28272 жыл бұрын
Love how he's givin everyone the bird when they walk in the room. 😂