Cartman Anger Managment TMI

Cartman Anger Management session.

[@acidpainter1139]

Why is anyone surprised? He made a kid eat his parents.

[@nascarfanatic2425]

It's hardly a surprise. Cartman is just 100% horrible. The problem with it is that this "joke" has literally been around since the show started in the '90s. It's far past drawn out.

[@golden1_1dragon12]

Revenge...revenge is so God damn sweet

[@nascarfanatic2425]

@Ahror I will admit that some of the things he does has been funny, but it's getting too predictable, now. This is the biggest downside to shock humor. When it's no longer shocking, it isn't funny.

[@tinamills361]

Yeah and cartman did some really bad things but that is really messed up like I did some pretty messed up things but I never took a live(but I have had a lot of my pets die and now I’m sad)

[@demonictelevision9427]

nascarfanatic2425 Not really. If you don’t like it, don’t watch. Seems fairly simple.

[@ehhok5185]

Cartman can mentally destroy a human being in one day

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Ehh ok So you mean in one MINUTE?!

[@taddad2641]

eh depends on the episode. there has been many times cartman has had little to no means of overcoming someone. like when wendy beat the shit out of him. or when token beat the shit out of him. pc principal, now THAT is someone immune to cartmen. bastard did not even register that he was being blackmailed, he was just so pissed off bout the 'microaggressions'

[@andresaraya7346]

Tad Dad Actually Eric is a mastermind, he is weak af when he has to fight fisically, but he can completely destroy you if he wants to

[@bluekid5099]

You all watch what I will achieve

[@wolfman5598]

You can always kill him first. Just saying

[@agamingenigma6116]

Eric is an unstoppable 4th grader, alongside Mitch Conner.

[@insertrandomusernameherera9432]

dylan pheifer Eric Cartman's hand puppet

[@mrstrdknmabalz1412]

mitch conner is one badass hand

[@normasalgado2624]

So a mini mental, juggernaut

[@jackkemp176]

Gamebro The gamer what about cesar millan?

[@sgdklnptihygoh7747]

More like Bitch Conner!

[@Wuoffan1]

So either Eric managed to do all that in a matter of seconds typing on his phone, or he had that all already set up before he even met the doctor and was just waiting for the man to give him a reason... I don't know which is scarier.

[@fanfandom551]

Trey Boyle I thought it was the first one...but the second is equally terrifying

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

Fan Fandom I think the second one is even more terrifying.

[@Seriona1]

It's the first, this scene confirms Mitch Conner is not Cartman.

[@youtubemoderationtaskforce5583]

The second one would get him a longer prison sentence because it would be premeditated.

[@stephenking5852]

Don’t… don’t make me think about that.

[@LeoTheGamingCat]

The best moment that shows how truly fucked up Cartman is...

[@320speed]

Leo Kcat You should watch the episode Scott Tenerman must die! then you'll REALLY know how fucked up Cartman really is

[@LeoTheGamingCat]

Yes, having someone eat their parents it truly fucked up, Cartman had his reasons, and we half rooted for him, in this, Cartman is called fat by someone, and he ruins that person's life completely,it almost felt like we should be rooting for the doctor as he wsd wronged by Cartman greatly when he was only testing him.

[@gamerheart8148]

How is this fucked up?

[@willybigp]

Don't know if i should like your comment or leave it on 69

[@320speed]

Dario Guilherme leave it on 69

[@cximines]

Cartman got someone to kill themselves in a matter of seconds... fuck this kid is terrifying

[@PhantomRaging]

CXimines i knew he was terrifying when he had his stepbrother eat their dad and his stepbrothers mom in the chili cartman made lol

[@Lsoxx95]

PhantomRaging thats his real brother man. they have the same dad

[@PhantomRaging]

John Johnnyson half sibiling i meant as they have different moms

[@atalentlessidiot7872]

CXimines Cartman is that type of character that's so hateful and terrifying in some cases, but you still like him a bit.

[@Voldrim359]

his mom can't have kids by having sex with men, only with womans, in fact, Liane Cartman is his dad (and yes, she is still a woman)

[@eltommy9972]

Miss cartman: my little Eric has a few tantrums Cartman: fed a kid his parents in chilli, dressed as Hitler, gave Kyle aids, made sure Kenny died so he could get a psp

[@chrisspencer4093]

Killing jews and hippies made a girl try to commit suicide

[@ohyesitsyouagain]

He’s her perfect little gumdrop 😂😂

[@grumpyaadmi4328]

Did you know that scott was his half brother..

[@eltommy9972]

@@grumpyaadmi4328 yes

[@ianmac4595]

He cut up his own father and fed it to a guy who wouldn't buy his pubes back

[@artorias8125]

Cartman is the smartest and most cold blooded villain in tv It's a fact not an opinion

[@bluekid5099]

Happy Heavy FUCKING FINALLY SOMEONE RECOGNIZES HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM. MY BITCH HEIDI NEVER COMPLIMENTS ME, KYLE IS A GAY JEW, JIMMY NEVER FINISHES HIS SENTENCES, AND I CAN NEVER FUCKING UNDERSTAND KENNY. I'M LIKE THE BEST I THE WORLD. screw you guys I'm going home

[@fadzilicious4411]

I want more of this cartman. Not the one that gets pushed around by the likes of pc principal

[@PANZERFAUST90]

cold-blooded* TV*

[@onlythewise1]

liar white hater

[@samadr1599]

Lewit MISTAAAA

[@ianmanning4368]

So yeah, Cartman was triggered.

[@9000k4]

No he didn't really express it only got his revenge after that asshole guy

[@XSRVX_01]

I wouldnt say triggered as much as pissed off

[@Galliao]

Sounds like the wife was more triggered

[@angeldreyesdiaz1355]

Well a trigger was pulled

[@MrNeboff]

Ian Manning you don't say

[@UNLebanon]

Cartman's policy: Don't get mad, get even.

[@jamalfaulkner5139]

UNLebanon guess you could call him “even-tempered”

[@DinkLover69]

@@jamalfaulkner5139 BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

[@jamircox8458]

Cartman dose get mad

[@adamjustadam]

Vigilante Shit

[@kiravega5683]

The “I’m not fat, I’m big boned” sounded really scary not gonna lie.

[@liamrodney9905]

this is the reason why Eric is the best

[@ragnaricstudios5888]

Liam Rodney no he isn’t

[@XSRVX_01]

Dusk Art yes he is

[@liamrodney9905]

thank you

[@seantobin3842]

Liam Rodney I'd say he's the worst after this week's episode, and wish he would get a clue of how much of an ass he is!!!

[@VixXstazosJOB]

You are the reason why SJW is a thing... spreading that idea is not good. As much as i still love SP he's a monster XD

[@MrNITROPSYCHO]

I don't know what's scarier: the fact that Cartman had a plan to get even with the doctor planned out and executed in a matter of seconds or the complete nonchalance in his voice when he says he isn't fat

[@theequalizer694]

he's just big boned and he will make sure you dont forget it

[@VixXstazosJOB]

It's funny but why anime profiles always talk the weirdest crap lol

[@georgeshelton6281]

This reminds me of when Jack Nicholson; hammered dents on Robert Blank's car, Jack Nicholson definitely needed anger management at that time.

[@Mellszx978]

“Who’s Mitch Conner?” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@maitrifdnhfsandwichshop2738]

Malvin Cruz it’s his hand lol

[@maitrifdnhfsandwichshop2738]

Wait nope sorry i didn’t get what you ment

[@popebender1351]

He is very powerful. He can arrange to kill anyone he wants in less than a minute

[@EWOODJ]

He should've did it to Wendy.

[@GodLevelGarou]

@@EWOODJ He would've done that by now, but Wendy is above Cartman's manipulation so she probably would have found a way to outsmart him. Plus some people think that Cartman still cares for her (Somewhere deep down in that black hole where his heart should be) ever since she kissed him.

[@datoneaznboy]

respect his authoriton

[@Ozzy4747]

The Ed Above All nah cartman can’t kill plot characters.

[@retroflashbackdude]

Don’t forget he can turn them into chili.

[@oljimeagle]

Aside from Scott Tennermans parents and this guys wife, I wonder what the Cartman Body Count is now?

[@randommadman7348]

It's not fat, it's big boned.

[@cy5282]

You need to count all those Jews and hippies.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Is that a question?

[@MikeJ2023]

A little bit of Everything Hulu has all the episodes.

[@sherk231]

A little bit of Everything Since when did Netflix have South Park?

[@ColeEdits]

0:42 The moment Cartman had enough of this peasant and decided to destroy his life in less than 30 seconds with his phone. 😂👌🏻

[@chrisv3569]

He's fucking ruthless

[@pepperonipizza8200]

No, he's just big boned.

[@shadowmariogalaxy64]

As Cartman has learned over the years, modern problems require modern solutions.

[@oofioisbizzare3887]

top 10 most overpowered anime characters: Eric Cartman from southpark #1

[@whathell6t]

Noob_God1st At least Cartman doesn’t rape and have worldly ambitions like Griffith-Femto from Kentaro Muira’s Berserk.

[@Nameofuser555]

Noob_God1st wtf south park is not anime. Anime is those shitty Japanese cartoons for virgins

[@ghosty314]

I T ' S A J O K E

[@oofioisbizzare3887]

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE

[@oofioisbizzare3887]

Yeah True

[@brookelim193]

This is why Cartman doesn’t like to be called fat

[@Kube_Dog]

This is why he doesn't like to called fat? WTF?

[@brookelim193]

Kube Dog I forgot to put ‘be’ between to and called

[@Kube_Dog]

@@brookelim193 Glad we got that straightened out.

[@jamesha175]

that is not why. what we witnessed was the result of.

[@OatmealGrillBlazer]

I like how he's pic is an anime reference to My Neighbor Totoroi PS I don't know how to spell Totoroi

[@PommePot-z9k]

For anyone wondering this episode is called "T.M.I" and it's the fourth episode of the fifteenth season

[@scrappy2082]

im suprised cartman hasn't been arrested yet

[@MrNITROPSYCHO]

scrappy :v Casa Bonita

[@lunac6094]

And when he lied to the police about his mom being a drug dealer to get sent to a foster home

[@Rodytur10]

And when he locked up hippies in his basement.

[@WorldTree33]

He did. Got arrested for a hate crime for punching Token Black. Kyle and Stan helped him get out to win a sled race with the girls.

[@JTeenmining]

surprised he didn't get sent away for the tenorman case...

[@mikewallace1270]

“Who is Mitch Connor?” LMAO

[@mushroomhead3619]

Cartman’s hand

[@ReezyReez3190]

Mushroom Head Jennifer Lopez

[@mushroomhead3619]

That too. But J-lo was just one of Mitch Connor’s tricks

[@MrDino1953]

He’s a chinless Republican senator and a real asshole.

[@rustycraft102]

Mike Wallace he was in one of the South Park games

[@kuby64]

1:31 - "Who is Mitch Conner?!" "I'm not fat, I'm big-boned." -Eric Cartman

[@joshmg25]

kuby64 isn’t it Cartman’s hand?

[@breezyhillproductions349]

@@joshmg25 yes.

[@EmeraldView]

That therapist knows a lot of fat insults.

[@geordiejones5618]

I die laughing when he gets to "you get a little flash of anger"

[@Silverwind87]

Maybe he used to be fat.

[@glenrajadam]

That man really trolled Cartman. I couldn't stop laughing.

[@boquin84]

If someone ever tells me they are Mitch Connor I'm running the fuck away!

[@bluekid5099]

bdot I know right, Mitch Conner is a psycho!

[@HypeMaster1473]

Damn Eric! You're both brutal and hardcore... I'm Respecting your Authoritaay!

[@randommadman7348]

It's Authoriteh!

[@ademirsegura6307]

AuthoriTAH!!!

[@fede22081]

The very fact that Cartman exists, as a fictional character, chills me

[@Kube_Dog]

You're a fucking pussy.

[@mattyicicles1608]

Pussy.

[@mattyicicles1608]

Kube Dog Yo I literally just called him a pussy then saw your comment lol. this dude is such a pussy.

[@IEEteammateMATT1]

Pussy

[@jaybeeonyt]

Pussy

[@iSuk_WoopWoot]

Something I've learned from south park is to never piss off Eric.

[@thomaspayne6866]

Where else would you learn that from? Where do you need to apply this knowledge in real life? 😁

[@kikiku1705]

@@mylifeisruined4413 Lmaooo

[@rk_092neo]

Randy and Cartman are neck and neck the two best characters ever on South Park alone imo.

[@jamestiscareno4387]

And Butters too.

[@rk_092neo]

@@jamestiscareno4387 yes, can't believe I forgot him.

[@jamestiscareno4387]

We're Accountabilibuddies

[@goofybutserious4807]

Even though he's supposed to be a therapist. This was the best roasting on Cartman I've ever jahobo witnessed 🙏😂🤣 Should have said "YEAH FAT MAN! DESTROYED HALF OF JAPAN JUST BY SITTING DOOOOOOWWWWWWN!"

[@PANZERFAUST90]

fail

[@choasragedsoul258]

David AdventTime21 fail

[@elijahdu913]

fail

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@goofybutserious4807 What do you mean? Just read what you typed..

[@killo7471]

Eric is an evil genius

[@dr.strangebat9397]

He wasn't on his phone to distract himself. It was simply just to destroy that therapist's career.

[@thejadondaviscommentaries1613]

May God have mercy on all of our souls when Eric Cartmans around

[@grispywhispy6357]

The therapist was letting lose on him

[@jackcraven8345]

Motionpics 1020 the insults.. lol

[@theomc1488]

@@jackcraven8345 when he got out of his chair i lost it

[@jackcraven8345]

TheoMC14 the therapists insults sounded genuine maybe subconsciously he hates fat people

[@nobleslayer9438]

Cartman didn't give two s**ts about what he was saying

[@Mexican4life14]

Barricade 04 Did you not finish the clip? He definitely did.

[@humanbean1567]

Barricade 04 He messaged "mitch connor" to make his wife kill herself.

[@Jsvkkie]

eric cartman is mitch connor

[@FlutterSpyProduction]

No, they are two different people do you even watch the show?

[@onlythewise1]

@@Mexican4life14 did you hate whites

[@tweektweak281]

Ahh, good ol’ Mitch Connor

[@kirisuna19]

TWEEEEEEEK!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!

[@THERYDERPROJECTGTAChannel]

1:44 That's Big Smoke's line

[@eletisemataia2496]

No he die years ago He can say whatever he want

[@theonlyplain]

Of course, Big Smoke has a lot of Eric Cartman references.

[@THERYDERPROJECTGTAChannel]

I guess I am not the only one who was getting recommended to watch South Park videos following the last weeks.

[@Shinytheduck]

That's fucking messed up, but this was hilarious

[@claybomber]

The moment Cartman put down his phone with a face like that I knew something was up

[@joshuakilpatrick7824]

Seriously scenes like this make me wonder how anyone in Kyle's family is still alive

[@chucknorris6640]

Probably Plot armor

[@AlexisStreams]

well cartman did save kyle's family

[@SalvadorSTMZ]

Lmao I loved when Kyle pulled the Mitch Conner card back at cartman and you could tell cartman was triggered in the fractured but whole.

[@hngmn3721]

The way he just coldly does that without any emotional response the whole time is some Sun Tzu shit

[@Lily-gz3ip]

cartman being a reincarnation of some chinese guy

[@heginschristianstrong7707]

never cross eric cartman.

[@dalepalmitier7114]

After having played The Fractured But Whole, anytime I hear 'Mitch Connor' now, I know shit's about to hit the fan.

[@chrisdooley6468]

Damn Cartman gets more evil as the series goes along lol.

[@DatBoiChucklez]

Plot twist, Cartman didn’t do anything. He just had a delayed reaction to the insults.

[@kingbopit9318]

Angry Cartman: funny Calm Cartman: scary

[@kingbopit9318]

If Cartman is calm when he’s angry Run for your goddamn life

[@issaralphy7306]

Why was that the coolest thing I've ever seen

[@dorshemtov5554]

“You got a jelly in your belly you little fat fuck” that line kills me

[@Jcrafter13]

When i saw Eric take his phone out while he was yelling for the first time i knew something was up

[@detectivekitty6321]

"They had us in the first half, not going to lie"

[@mr.l8723]

“Who is Mitch Conner!?!” Made be bust a guy the first time I heard this😂

[@kennethschaijk8698]

Made be bust a guy... what? anyway mitch conner is cartmans roguelike alter ego. u can see him as a handpuppet in the episode where JLO is his hand.

[@diablerietandino1941]

guess he meant bust a gut. It's also hilarious that Mitch is one of the antagonists in the Fractured But Whole game.

[@robertluciano4066]

the way cartman mom looks at her son when they say Mitch conner

[@sebastianeastment4553]

I love it how everyone is currently on a Cartman binge XD

[@onlythewise1]

whats that mean you jealous

[@spookycrane9318]

Sebastian Eastment it’s been a whole week now xD

[@cassandrasullivan_1]

I need a T-shirt that says “Don’t f*ck with me. I know Eric Cartman”

[@roseJ96]

Remember that time Cartman found out he killed his own father and his only reaction was being upset that he was part ginger?

[@jaw0608]

When Cartman does one of those seemingly innocuous little coughs, watch the hell out.

[@wolfkingraiden4455]

I don't know what's more terrifying that fact that he did in such a short time or that his mother knew what he was doing

[@esparzacartoons2050]

"My little sunshine has a temper sometimes but he's not all bad". She still doesn't get it.

[@Merciilesss]

Cartman is actually so sick omg

[@astropunch101]

Can you just imagine if Heidi was just as cruel as Cartman? If not she could possibly be more dangerous had she not have returned to her old self.

[@graveyardkey]

"Who is Mitch Connor?!" LMAO WHAT A CALL BACK

[@livy1528]

He had it coming...He should have known how dangerous Eric can be

[@크레스니]

???: All you need is just one bad day

[@Furythegolddragon]

Qoute from the Joker...Nice

[@redbowl5887]

I knew shit was going down when Cartmen didn't say anything and looked calm

[@slowpokerodriguez9907]

so in the few seconds he was on his phone he accused the psychiatrist of pedophilia, drove his wife to suicide and send the police after him?

[@angrypenguin6473]

I didn't think about it like that.

[@markws5952]

It's a fucking cartoon

[@jaw0608]

That is correct, yes.

[@sendhelp5143]

Unless he had it set up beforehand, and was waiting until the guy pushed him to use it

[@Unknown-vo4lb]

just watch it stop trying to figure out the logic in a cartoon🤦🏽‍♀️

[@CesarACastillo]

I'd like to see an episode where Eric gets his comeuppance with absolutely zero backlash. Someone just finally has it and publicly humiliates him in such a way that even if he retaliates with murder or something it won't wash away the stench of his humiliation.

[@jonasfischer9510]

"Uhhhhh yeahhhh he's a big boyyyyyy" Lmaoooo

[@elizabethsparks5994]

This was the most I've laughed in a long ass time 😂🤣😂🤣

[@jefffraley7094]

Haven't watched this show in years. Haven't laughed as much as I just did in years. Doesn't a medically trained Doctor recognize a very big bone when he sees one? Eric had no choice. Justifiable Desimation

[@TenorMan96]

Cartman's passive-aggressiveness is quite terrifying

[@gearrode]

When you already know what’s gonna happen even without watching this before it’s scarier

[@Pinkranger87]

Cartman isn't fat he's full of evil

[@greenbabykitten2953]

Counceler: who is mitch Conner Me: HOLD UP!

[@liamleak1272]

Don't fuck with Cartman

[@TheChannelOfNonsense-j4m]

0:49 had me dying

[@sinjin4605]

As soon as he asked what if he called him fat, I was like, "No! No, no, no, no, no, no! Don't do it, no!" 😆

[@mybluebelly]

Them bones are strong with this one.

[@gothivore277]

The woodland Christmas Critters would be proud

[@sheikhheen9151]

Don’t wanna mess with Cartman or you get Chilli !

[@DarkVampireL]

I like the fact that after his wife blew her brains out that he stills does anger management for the rest of the episode.

[@RamiroBelmaresJr]

I bet Trey had fun recording this part 😂

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Mrs. Carpet probably should've warned the therapist not to do that

[@monkeydluffy3271]

The last time I underestimated Eric he made a teenager eat his own parents and now this. (if someone knows a more cruelsome cartoon character than Eric, than write it)

[@thewarner2139]

Cartman knows revenge is a long game and has learned to effectively channel his negative energy for productive means. Direct confrontation is overrated. When you really want to hurt someone, you shatter their reality. Break a person's mind, humble their spirit and shake them to their very core. This is how anger should be managed.

[@yao052]

You sound like the janitor from Scrubs.

[@Michael-fw5ef]

I just discovered South Park yesterday. It is hilarious.

[@user-ti2ph6qb1y]

This video is proof to me that Cartman doesn’t really hate Kyle. He’s resourceful enough to kill and ruin lives and yet Kyle gets away with beating the shit out of him and cussing him out.

[@marquesty1914]

Reyana Kaji Jesus Christ as if you’re not beautiful enough and watch south park😍

[@thebilbygod8626]

@@marquesty1914 hate to see it

[@JRABFILMS]

It took me a while but I got it at the end 😂😂

[@liamleak1272]

JRAB FILMS Mitch Conner is Eric's imaginary evil hand

[@Nia62899]

Me too

[@MC-rf4bh]

supernova girl Eric was mad at the therapist, instead of showing it he texted the the therapist’s wife and said bad things about the therapist, things so bad it led the wife to killing herself. The twist is that cartman was actually so mad at the therapist he arranged for her wife to be killed.

[@DestructiveDave1900]

It's almost as if Cartman has a lot of power over South Park in the palm of his hand. He did trick Scott into eating his own parents right after tricking them into a death sentence.

[@Sir.VicsMasher]

0:20 "Honestly I wouldn't really care." That voice sounds a lot more like Stan then Eric Cartman. Maybe this was as the season where the voices were a bit different?

[@johntziannis1134]

This is the best show ever!!!

[@sunnydelight7252]

One of my favorite moment about Cartman.

[@robertluciano4066]

when I first saw this I remember choking while drinking something I thought he was trying to ignore him while he was texting 🤣

[@earnestamnesty1244]

Mitch Connors "is" the final boss.

[@charleshatfield8213]

Cartman doesn't believe in getting mad or even, he believes in getting ahead.