Cassetteboy vs the Coronation

[@Michelle_Schu-blacka]

If I were you, I'd avoid driving through any tunnels for a while.

[@theshamanarchist5441]

And white Fiat Uno's.... 🔫

[@trueno8663]

😂👍

[@isbestlizard]

Brings back memories. Who can forget the leopard race?

[@NOIRIST]

Yeah, but it was a bit shit cuz nobody got mauled this year. :/

[@pseudonayme7717]

@@NOIRIST No suit of armour for the king next year, spice things up a bit.🤔

[@stephengirling7859]

Yeah! It knocks spots off the marathon!

[@Loneman_OG]

@@NOIRIST You must have left too soon; the leopard ran over and took a massive bite out of Fergie, the Duchess of York's arse. 😱 She's mostly recovered now, although it was touch and go at times, as she spent most of the night in distress due to shock, projectile vomiting🤢, and explosive diarrhoea💥💩! Thankfully, she's expected to make a full recovery after completing her medical and psychological treatment and will soon be back performing her usual duties... ...in her compound with the other leopards. 🐆😄 However, Fergie had to be put down shortly after the incident, to much cheering and applause from the crowd, with authorities saying that keeping the beast alive represented too high a risk and would be "asking for more trouble down the line". 🥳🎉

[@BoojayDeeth]

Such a noble tradition.

[@BowserTheSecond]

Piers Morgan taking a sledgehammer makes it all worth it.

[@Io1564]

Countryside! :)

[@nellyfett2681]

That's the dream , right?!

[@meh3247]

@@nellyfett2681 It's certainly my dream, my recurring dream.

[@nellyfett2681]

@@meh3247 quickly followed by Clarkson!

[@BoojayDeeth]

Judging by his recent interviews it hasn't effected his level of cognition.

[@njujuznem6554]

Fun fact: Emile Heskey has actually been present at the coronation of every British monarch since King George II

[@nondescripthandle212]

thats why the coronation is refered to as heskey time

[@fatbelly27]

And in the orgy that followed, even Heskey scored.

[@escapedlunatic27]

Edward VIII never even had a coronation, but Emile Heskey still attended it.

[@MrRobertoMoir]

I’d have expected him to miss one or two, tbh.

[@anonUK]

​@escapedlunatic27 No but his friend organised a well-attended ceremony at Nuremberg for him.

[@plan7a]

Well, the pigeon won that argument, that's for certain! LOL.

[@shia_labeouf]

Absolutely adore the daftness in this one. I really love your political ones, but sometimes it's nice to just have shitting through a tube, pigeon arguments, and Emile Heskey.

[@DeadlyV1RU5]

IMO these spoken word ones are much funnier than their music video stuff, as great as that is. I wish they'd do more of them

[@paulperry7091]

Most enjoyable - but the unprocessed straight video was dafter, to be honest.

[@MrJiminy]

Good old Emile Heskey - always excelled in bringing others into play!

[@DrLager2000]

Always nice tio see Emile get the recognition he deserves. Long overdue.

[@Radagast-]

When a public enquiry reveals that you kicked yourself to death while on a country walk, we'll know how accurate this is.

[@fluxflaw]

Nice to see a reference to Big Emile, a very underrated player, lovely bit of business

[@murder13love]

The heskey caught me off guard 😂

[@jakearchibald]

This feels like "traditional" Cassetteboy, from the album days. Loved it.

[@sn4rff]

yup, that's the way i remember it. a valuable historical archive, well done.

[@_____alyptic]

"Or if it was just Prince Andrew" that made me choke

[@rebeccajenson2164]

The inclusion of Emile Heskey was too much. I nearly pissed myself 😂

[@davidthomas9190]

Brings me back to the golden age of YTP's. God bleas you Sir 🙌🏻

[@MadeforMilo]

You know it's good when you laugh so much it hurts

[@DaveP1991]

I don't know why but the bit that really got me was "...and Emile Heskey"

[@Illustraful]

It must take ages to find all the right bits to edit together! Well done!

[@philcorrigan5641]

What do you mean? This is just an excerpt from an actual news report 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@TheStuF]

Did you notice the guys clothes? If was just one news item he is a magician. The original commenter means what they typed. What do you mean is more interesting actually… I guess you mean you are not impressed with the video. Me neither, they have done much better work in the past. This is ok but not exceptional.

[@TheStuF]

And yes I get the joke, do you? Hehe

[@DeadlyV1RU5]

Absolutely brilliant. I've been a fan of Cassetteboy since 2009 and this is just as good as anything they've put out.

[@nabukuma]

He’s definitely on a watch list now 😂

[@paulperry7091]

yes, I'll watch him anytime, Gold!

[@gengarzilla1685]

He'll be fine. It's Britain, not Thailand.

[@jonmartin_again]

Just as I remembered. Top work.

[@Resimaster]

Stanley Johnson arguing with a pigeon sounds very plausible.

[@outeast999]

I'm not sure that was an edit?

[@simontay4851]

The pigeon would win.

[@shane-porter]

Fuc-king amazing, as always.

[@Gazarhya]

Excellent work as always!

[@ChadeGB]

That's exactly how I remember it, god save the kink!

[@sauceofjoy]

Possibly your best opening line yet 😂😂😂

[@ChronicPlays]

Glad to see you're still around. First video I saw was 'Casetteboy vs. David Attenborough'. Long time ago.

[@andrewmanning3639]

As common-folk, how do we get hold of these 'one free murder' passes? Asking for a friend…

[@ryguy997]

This is so much funnier than AI generating it

[@thefunpolice]

A valuable archival document for the ages.

[@Jim1255783]

I’m now up-to-date on current events. Thanks!

[@reverendroar]

All hail the real king- Emile Heskey!

[@gshaw0]

Emile Heskey popping up with another assist 😂

[@thomascaunce1349]

The Archbishop of Canterbury and Emile Heskey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fortissimolaud]

Emile Heskey, amazing footballer

[@DW-indeed]

He could drop to the ground like no other, at the slightest touch 😆

[@Illustraful]

Hilarious. Someone please tweet this to Piers Morgan.

[@LoveProWrestling]

Then delete your account.

[@evilmiera]

Didn't expect you to get into YTPs proper.

[@monsterfurby]

YTP... That's a format I haven't seen in a long time. A long time.

[@DeadlyV1RU5]

dude cassetteboy basically invented YTPs.

[@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS]

​@@DeadlyV1RU5not even close to it my dude

[@lovesees4320]

Love the van!

[@WoodsyGooner]

Funniest thing I've seen in ages!

[@maxtracker2904]

Exactly how I remember it! 🎉

[@RadagonTheRed]

I lost £200 on that bloody leopard race. I really thought Charlie would clinch it.

[@stevendimmock4791]

These guys never fail to make me smile!!

[@roguesgallery4228]

“What the Agfa Gevaert?” You just made Charlie’s Hit list with that one.

[@NiskaMagnusson]

"Including Boris Johnson's father Stanley Johnson, who'd been arguing with a pigeon" what on earth puts these ideas in your head

[@Fordddyyy]

Amazing, thank you so much x

[@nathangriffiths6218]

Never disappoints

[@nondescripthandle212]

this truly is, heskey time

[@tommythecat]

Arise, King Heskey

[@sarahrigby7580]

We managed to avoid the royal money-spaff by going abroad for the weekend, so I’m delighted to have such a concise summary of events to catch me up. I’m disappointed that I missed the leopard race and Piers Morgan meeting a sledge hammer: those definitely sound like the highlights. Where we live, there was a distinct lack of enthusiasm for the coronation. There was no Union Jack bunting up, but the place was well decorated with “F@#k the Monarchy” posters, detailing the huge government expenditure of tax payers money whilst food banks struggled with huge demand, a lack of donations and endless requests for food that required little or no cooking as energy bills were unaffordable. I’m sure the monarchy could’ve found the funds for it.

[@peterrenn6341]

Fair enough but I’d prefer to get all the tax money that’s been stolen in utilities privatisations. Many, many times more money but boring compared with a bloke on a sparkly hat...

[@sarahrigby7580]

@@peterrenn6341 oh I’d like that plus those who had dividends paid out from water companies in particular being forced by law to return such funds until all necessary works have been carried out, and after that and only after that should anyone make a small profit. We’re paying 3 or 4 times over for something that should be a basic right. Makes me so cross.

[@64kram]

Just what I needed at the end of the day, a proper good laugh!

[@number94]

I always agree the fuck out of these but this one really made me laugh too

[@NyanGeneral]

A new classic YTP. Great stuff as ever, mwah mwah mwah.

[@theDingbat]

If the coronation had involved Heskey nailing the King for 8hrs I think I would’ve been compelled to watch.

[@gengarzilla1685]

A fantastic vintage tape from cassetteboy. Reminds me of the old days when people thought it couldn't get worse than David Cameron and Ed Milliband. Nowadays it'd be insane to suggest _that_ being the pits for 21st century British politics.

[@watchbonobo]

pure genius

[@nikhoward]

Brilliant as always

[@richtbiskitz8081]

absolute legend, love you mate

[@rickparkinmoto]

Another belter from the master!

[@paulstewart74]

Superb.

[@theabsolutecat915]

I'll have you know the royal behavioral analysts told me that Charles doing a massive dump is actually a reference to his benevolence, giving the commoners a free meal when the country's budget won't allow it due to essential necessities, like a fuck-off big golden throne and carriage.

[@guycastonguay9633]

WHEN HE GOES FOR A BOWEL MOVEMENT HIS HEAD CAVES IN!!!

[@KC-Zico]

Simply superb 😂🎉

[@snowstrobe]

Bloody Heskey again, always photobombing with the best.

[@dzl999]

Priceless!

[@simonkane]

Phenomenal

[@neilshenton1834]

"...eight hours later..." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@vincebrannon3353]

Brilliant. Cassetteboy for PM! 🤣

[@gazman2626]

Cassette boy ❤

[@bob23301]

At last the BBC are reporting the truth. lol

[@LeeCorne]

Emile Heskey! Legend! 🤣🤣🤣

[@sandstormer8386]

Yep, think that's pretty much how I remember it. Cassetteboy: a documentarian of our times.

[@leerogers9949]

Bloody brilliant.

[@sharpvidtube]

I might watch a coronation with Emile Heskey.

[@andypitchless]

Journalist Ross Atkins, featured in this piece, used to be a hard core raver and D'n'B DJ before becoming a very good BBC journalist. FACT FANS.

[@marchumphreys3865]

Lol 🤣 , Boris Johnsons dad began arguing with a pigeon lmfao that had me in tears , and racing a leopard lolololol

[@MoltenArmour]

Funny as fuck

[@PutsOnSneakers]

Since when is "fuck" funny? ? are you one of those creeps that giggle during a fuck session ?

[@eleven931]

Awesome

[@stoopid79]

I just died from pissing myself laughing and now I am a KZbin ghost 😫😫😫🦆👏👏👏 X

[@00Munki]

OUT-FUCKIN-STANDING

[@user-xy3hq6ft5j]

Legend I didn’t know you still made vids

[@jonathananderson9729]

Emile Heskey jumpscare moment

[@LupaDomina]

I missed half the references because I was laughing too hard.

[@SDE1994]

"or is that just Andrew"

[@gredrup]

That's Sir Emile Heskey

[@WalkWithWallace]

Emile Heskey. 😁 👍🏼

[@robertcreighton4635]

Bonkers love it 😂❤🎉

[@SuperFuzzmonkey]

Incredible ❤

[@adastra1500]

Best one yet 🙌

[@duncandisorderly6562]

Not sure how long this will be up 😂 love it 👍

[@benchasinghorizons9428]

His monotone must have made the edit and searching easier.

[@fatbelly27]

So I spotted the deliberate mistake. Emile Heskey wasn't there. Everything else seemed ok though.

[@mrwhite292]

Hilarious, justice & peace

[@LimeyRedneck]

No lies detected!

[@SuicideNeil]

Love it. I'd love a video on Nigel Farage...

[@RoguePlank]

This did not go in the direction I expected, not sure what I expected now, but it wasn't this.

[@MartFish]

More Ros Atkins explainers pls 😂

[@pareshpanchal91]

It's Heskey Time!

[@zb3495]

It’s been a year since you posted…..

[@boomsatsuma1544]

It’s been too long. Great work!

[@datchucktaylor]

Emile Heskey 😂😂😂