Cassetteboy vs. The One Show

[@WMHendersonUK]

2022 and I'm still enjoying this. Mankind has never known a more powerful motivation to change the TV channel than the opening sound of those trumpets.

[@chtholly8084]

'I started working in Wolverhampton. I wouldn't recommend that to anybody!'

[@sirpizo555]

Fascinating story Pete, thanks very much

[@ianmangham4570]

Hell no

[@AA-hg5fk]

I've been working in Wolverhampton for over a year, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

[@Maxywoo]

He killed 30,000 people. "It was very exciting, I loved it"

[@sirpizo555]

"Give him a round of applause" Lol. I love how even Lenny claps himself

[@soullaughing]

oh god i can't stop laughing xD

[@PigHeadedWhale]

+sirpizo555 infinite respect for the Ratchet avatar :D

[@nathangordon4891]

Really nice

[@CHRISDABAHIA]

General Grievous stop telling the bloody jokes!! You ruin it!!

[@justanotherday5280]

You can't switch on the tell without seeing the one show. Which is every bit of ghastly as it sounds! ~the accuracy in that

[@thesunreport]

In the past 6 years have you ever been back to this comment to see that it got a load of likes, even with the minor spelling mistake??. That's pretty good going. :)

[@jEFFIsTheSwaggiestManOnEarth]

"hide behind your sofas kids, because cilla black is here" This made me spray my drink all over the table.

[@jEFFIsTheSwaggiestManOnEarth]

Sheriff out of my nose...

[@squidblaine]

He's a hundred years old! He has to stop!

[@witchywoman2008]

"He poisoned a golden eagle in the Cairngorms" oh my gosh

[@Mr-Tibbster]

"I love your chocolate factory!" I got to use that one day.

[@simontay4851]

Say it if you ever visit cadbury's world in Birmingham.

[@oldmanc2]

EccentricM I already have!

[@Adam-nb6im]

How lovely......

[@EpicSlug]

I have some warm milk for her chocolate factory

[@blobbem]

Ohhh, that comment about Wolverhampton. I felt bad for laughing at it since I live there, but that was hilarious.

[@georgehaddon-gill2726]

I live close (Bridgnorth)

[@simontay4851]

I live in Shrewsbury.

[@AlisonBryen]

blobbem I work there...I wouldn't recommend it to anyone!!!!

[@kieranwhite6647]

'I'd love your chocolate factory Christine' had me in stitches!

[@michaeltaylor8835]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@Rogerthatx10]

"George Harrison introduced me to 'advocado'..." Probably the best thing Cilla Black has ever said. I'd imagine it is an avocado filled with advocaat in the middle?

[@chippysteve4524]

Or.... bread made with the bones of lawyers? Fee Fi Fo...Yum!

[@Rogerthatx10]

@@chippysteve4524 cos that totally made sense.

[@szbnahl]

​@@Rogerthatx10Portmanteu of advocate, I think..

[@lanceawatt]

and you killed... something like thirty thousand people.' - 'it was very exciting - I loved it' lol

[@kylemccready5081]

Give him a round of applause Clap clap clap :P

[@revilo412]

I love how happy Adrian Chiles is to tell us that The One Show is the only thing on TV. He loves our misery!

[@carlingblacklabel2864]

I saw this about 5 years ago and suddenly remembered it today. Took me ages to find but well worth it when I did

[@roystoncropper8156]

I'm a toe rag

[@AA-hg5fk]

Wet floor!

[@BlookbugIV]

That footage couldn’t have been too long before Alan Whicker died, he was in good nick for 90 or so.

[@cheesemaster1000]

I just appreciate how long cassetteboy must spend looking through lots of episodes getting clips! Very well done, you never fail to make me laugh :)

[@gerrabath]

The longest I've ever watched The One Show for is two minutes and nine seconds and even in this trucated form it was two minutes and nine seconds of pure hell.

[@rudimcpherson8654]

Hide behind your sofas kids Lmao

[@DWMR]

"I love your chocolate factory Christine" hahaha. Also love the brief silences whenever Lenny Henry says something unfunny.

[@_meechpeach]

Brilliant! Indistinguisable from an actual episode! :-D

[@mattgreek1066]

Nearly 12 years on and I’m still here…..

[@PEN1oli]

I started working in Wolverhampton! I wouldn't recommend that for anybody! Fascinating story Pete! Thank you very much!

[@Rayhal]

"Cristines actually got a nice bottom" "I love your chocolate factory Cristine" "How lovely!" "Anyway we have lots of chocolate recipes on the website" "But they taste of absolutely nothing basically, they taste of sick" Cassetteboy you are a genius!!!!

[@ArunPlaysPiano]

Cassetteboy got so bored of editing One Show, he did not have the will to end the video nicely. :D

[@HonoraryAperture]

They change clothes a lot, don't they?

[@zacharybawa475]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA

[@HonoraryAperture]

Epic Jester Guy If you don't like my username, there's no need to be a douche about it.

[@LegoLaddXtreme]

Arstotzkan Civilian He's just mad that you're from Arstotzka

[@DanielTheDestroyerXD]

DISCREPANCY DETECTED, AGAIN.

[@HonoraryAperture]

DanielTheDestroyerXD Indeed.

[@markstanton63]

If only the One Show was as watchable

[@m4dela1ne]

Ummm Er I used to watch it. It got boring

[@Kgkvb]

Hilarious as usual. I wish you made them more often but you're probably busy and the fact you do so few probably makes them funnier and means the joke doesn't get dry :)

[@julianadlyngton6806]

Alan Whicker’s looks of disapproval and disgust at Adrian’s drunken dad dancing are gold

[@criticalbil1]

You're funny, Lenny Henry, to us

[@bobbyhobnobby]

"He killed, something like, 30,000 people." "It was very exciting. I loved it. Really nice." "Congratulations." "Give 'im a round of applause!" AMAZING.

[@MemeWarrior]

You can definitely make more of these because the one show is on all the time you have so much material to work with

[@khyan]

I laughed so hard throughout the whole thing. No channel makes me laugh harder than Cassetteboy on top form.

[@tvaddictxx]

complete and utter genius! you should do a this morning one ;)

[@richardbrown1189]

I was reminded of the Benny Hill comment on the 'Newer Faces' sketch. "I'm not sure the world is ready for a new Cilla Black. In fact, I'm not sure it was ready for the first Cilla Black."

[@nedlongdon555]

"We have an even more exciting story, Pete waterman! I started work in Wolverhampton, I wouldn't recommend that for anyone!"

[@carpii]

I always wondered who introduced Cilla Black to avocado. I was sure she didn't just find out about it herself

[@anonniemau5]

There doesn't really need to be a mixed up version, it's perfectly entertaining as it is...

[@jjab99]

This was just great and I would love to see more...

[@jackg3000]

I lost it so bad at 1:48 that I had to stop the video. Great work again guys.

[@MrTim207]

Top quality! I had no idea this was so old, but then it is the only time I’ve ever watched the one show.

[@sTeVie4TV]

You deserve an award. Not many people could sit through all those episodes of The One show. Brilliant!!

[@SpiralFirst]

I've been laughing out loud at this. Absolutely fantastic! Genius.

[@UltimaPowers]

Ahhh the beginning with the reaction shots of Alan Wicker looking thoroughly disgusted was best for me. Oh and Lenny Henry doing genocide. Or Len-o-cide.

[@stalhein61]

I love the blokes creepy stare. All the time. Every time you see him. He's looking at the camera like it offends him.

[@AndyRossism]

Ah the Chiles era, what a halycon time that was, we never knew we had it so good lol

[@electroforp]

this has made my day! thanks!

[@RajmanGamingHD]

haha two of this guys videos were on RudeTube...this and the Dragon's Den video

[@emilyholmes4154]

R.I.P Cilla Black

[@e28love68]

Emily Holmes shut it xxx

[@emilyholmes4154]

S Mohren Just paying my respects to a person that is dead hun xxx

[@simontay4851]

She's not dead yet.

[@lizzieebrewster]

the first second when he's playing the trumpet just makes me laugh straight away!

[@illuminati6515]

RIP Cilla Black :(

[@SonOfFurzehatt]

Thanks again, Cassetteboy, it's been a long wait since your last video.

[@xsm5525]

still my favourite Cassetteboy cut after all these years!

[@SpiralFirst]

They taste of sick!! I laughed out loud at this. Fantastic.

[@darrenbent321]

always Love to see a Cassetteboy video in my subscription box!

[@RussWWFC]

Love it, you must post more, CassetteBoy

[@Randomlad12]

Quite literally in tears from laughter funniest thing I've ever seen.

[@blueday22]

hide behind you sofa kids because its cilla black

[@itsmeagain578]

Genius! Many thanks for the upload.

[@almightyjass]

I just love 0:33 he is holding a picture of a man holding a giant egg. I love it.

[@Symmetryful]

"I started working in Wolverhampton; I wouldn't recommend that for anybody!" "Fascinating story, Pete. Thanks very much." LMFAO!!!

[@Professor6871]

Its funny near the end where you have Adrian saying that chocolate tastes like sick because it reminded me of what it is like too have to watch Daybreak in the mornings , especially so when Adrian Charles on there.

[@I55SamS55I]

This made my week, honestly. It is fucking hilarious. Peace, keep up the funny work

[@thiscommentsdeleted]

Someone should count the times the bloke checks out her chest. Down the line her clothing became less and less revealing. I wonder why.

[@mohthegreat]

I laughed so much @ the Avocado part! I cried laughing when watched the Dragon's Den one. I love it!

[@SirMykus]

These are excellent. Just subscribed.

[@lglimited]

' congratulations, give him a round of applause' 0:44 made me wee a little hahahaa

[@RedjiyThornton]

1:38 😂😂😂😂😂 I miss the old KZbin

[@cbak12sg]

@222apple222 Alan Whicker, if you mean the one who refers to the "jolly girl" and "really creepy"

[@jaysterling26]

Always nice to see someone's style improve when they strike lucky & come into money.

[@ThePerfectChair]

@EmberLarson, its a saxophone.

[@Costelad]

Brill, but does anyone know what Lenny Henry says when they first talk to him, can't hear it for the life of me..

[@reknakfarg7252]

I loved the avocado story

[@AdmiralBlake]

This is the best cassetteboy there is so far, and trust me their all pretty good

[@berlinmitte10117]

Best intro of Lenny Henry too!

[@carless20]

Can someone tell me who the old man with the stripey tie at the start is please.

[@RhysETF]

What's that picture under his arm at 0.33 I am intrigued

[@Calrarcraftmine]

That was so funny when you made Christine insult her own show at the beggining!

[@HouseOfMitchell]

the epitome of shite this show, but i love this

[@MaiseyS19]

Can't stop watching this!

[@SimsulatedId]

Just fuckgin funny. These clips are addictive.

[@funnicrazychris]

OMG! lennie's bit made me LITERALLY ROFL! ahahahha "he kiled over 13.000 ppl" "it was very exiting....love it....relli exiting" "give him around of applause" ahahha :')

[@kyleadams03]

"Hide behind your sofa kids" "It's Cilla Black" Brilliant!

[@Fuzion180]

"we're here everyday' LOL! "i'm a toerag" ahahah that made me laugh so much!

[@decaffinatedoysters]

love the silence after whenever lenny henry speaks

[@OkCyDe]

The funniest thing I've seen on KZbin in months! hahaha

[@thebigJM92]

@AskTheZebra Quite right, my apologies. Although I did find it slighty difficult to understand what you meant at first due to your lack of quotation marks.

[@TheMusicalventures]

The ending gets me every time

[@wainthrop]

keep em comin cassette boy you a true classic

[@garyturner3761]

Couldn't this be given an up date?

[@joebyrneguitar]

"i started working wolverhampton, i wouldn't recommend that for anyone" hahahaha

[@dangerousgeometry]

cassetteboy does it again. brilliant.

[@MemeWarrior]

@Sophomorechance ? im just saying i would like to see more spoofs of the one show. And that there is a wealth of material to use

[@lo2enge]

"I love your chocolate factory, Christine" Priceless, thank you, cassetteboy!

[@Sophomorechance]

@MysterySparkStudios It takes months just to do one of these I hope you understand?

[@lazyeejay]

I love your chocolate factory christine. . . .lmao!! and saxaphone at the end is funny as hell!!!!

[@BoornIdentity]

Amazing, how do they make this, i would love to see them do a tutorial! :D

[@jirwin4394]

"It's a funny story actually, because George Harrison introduced me to Advocado" "Fantastic story that, I must say!" Brilliant!! :D

[@pshworldmail]

I'm loving these Cassetteboy cuts. Only just discovered them through being sent the Boris Olympic opening speech. This one is equally hilarious, keep it up cassetteboy.

[@Professor6871]

@KnumberMnine I wonder if its still open?