Castle Super Beast Animated - Food Tampering

Trigger warning: child's grave and peanuts.
This is the longest one I've done so far, by far. I experimented with paths and walking animations, not to mention having an easy way to create extras for background movement and such. It took longer than anticipated, but I had to make so many poorly made things for it! I learned some things, and the most important one is that I need a better system for doing lip syncing.
Audio source: • Castle Super Beast Cli...
Music used:
Junes - Persona 4
Lethal Lava Land - Super Mario 64
Dio's World - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Moonlight Sonata - Ludwig van Beethoven
Menu Theme - Wii
Kirby Victory Theme - Kirby
Home - Undertale
Motion Capture using Arionette. Animation using Blender. Sound edited using Audacity. Video edited using Sony Vegas Pro 14.

[@penthus]

I don't know if Santa is the right person to ask that of considering the cookies and milk thing. I think he might be the least sympathetic.

[@negativitronprime]

It’s pretty funny

[@chrissanchez2351]

I love the fact that Woolie has been replaced by the superior clone

[@BloodEyesDragon]

Love me some continuity.

[@richard_returns_IRL]

Chris Sanchez THE DEEPEST LORE

[@manadrivexl]

What are you talking about? That's just how Woolie looks, he's _always_ looked this way.

[@_Sage967_]

they fucked with Reboot so the universe had to "reboot" Woolie, but dont worry we'll be hearing from a new "addition" to the madden family soon enough... let just hope it isnt about a wedding if you know what i mean

[@KINGofGUNS]

The lore deepens.

[@oldtaco2449]

F for the guy who got sucked into the void of milk bags.

[@TheMistwalker2802]

F

[@Newloveslowdeath]

F

[@oxybe]

Le F

[@461Dragonman]

I won't. He looked at that Heresy and said, "Yeah, I'll check one of these out" and got what he deserved.

[@TMcKeon408]

He was never seen again.

[@alexandergriffith1825]

Born with a compromised immune system is playing the game with a corrupt save file.

[@BearodactylRex]

I lost it at the guy getting absorbed into the milk bags

[@27TheMunchkin]

*Le Milk Bags

[@tailedgates9]

Fresh from the Milk Barn.

[@evancoveney6268]

Also, apparently the Milk Bags only exist in Quebec and Ontario.

[@VampiricDarkDragon]

To be fair, he was probably going to video tape himself spitting in one of the bags. He got what was coming to him.

[@Cozy90X]

Oh my god I didn't notice it.

[@kevino13]

Man, that cut to Paige at "eating garbage" really caught me off-guard

[@azuredominion]

with the knowledge i have now, its really nice that pat jumped straight to "compromised immune system"

[@acwalker1376]

I don't know why but hearing the Junes theme under everything made it just that much funnier.

[@sarafontanini7051]

KENPACHI RAMASAMA YOU'RE SO COOOL

[@manuelmateo3392]

@@sarafontanini7051 HOW CAN YOU BE SO FLIPPANT, YET SO DESIRABLE?

[@craigtrautmanjr9393]

KENPACHI RAMASAMA WHY DIDNT YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK?!

[@justanobadi6655]

"This card carries a TERRIBLE CURSE ... That's bad." "But it's HALF OFF! That's good." "My limo is also cursed" "THAT'S bad. But it comes with free drinks" "That's good"

[@imranicanovic1154]

@@justanobadi6655 "The last kid I worked with died for the world" "Can I leave now?"

[@TheChaosTrigger]

I would love to see the conversation about the KFC raid battles in China animated, I feel like there is a lot of potential for visual gags in that one.

[@BeePuncher]

I love Woolie's stare into the camera to emphasize the "peanut CLEANSING occurs".

[@4Wilko]

3:33

[@Unknown989uk]

Came back to this at the worst time since this is an issue. Their rage is justified

[@TealWolf26]

Basically bio-terrorism at this point. Death penalty for spit on the cookie.

[@tylerlackey1175]

@@TealWolf26 yeah itd be cool if food tampering was one crime but doing it while sick would be considered bio terrorism. Idk if that's the case but I really want it to be

[@jayfolk]

glad woolies clone has settled into his new role well, his english has come along well.

[@tanyaharmon6739]

Enjoy while it last, he'll be gone in a day.

[@cagedcoco1681]

What clone? That's Woolie! He's always looked Like that 😈😇😈😇

[@otakon17]

@@tanyaharmon6739 nah, they fixed that problem.

[@axongear9650]

Pat freaking at that punishment idea makes me laugh every time

[@psycholuigiman]

He's freaking out because he has done something like this. In my short time on Twitter, I came across a photo of Pat poking a hole in a bag of bread (probably a Kira reference, because Kira is his hero). And that was when his girlfriend was there. Who knows what nasty stuff he does when he thinks nobody is looking?

[@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu]

@@psycholuigiman What a FUCKING hypocrite. Then again it's pat so what the fuck should I expect.

[@itsalwaysrainingsomewhere5853]

This has aged so well in such a strange way

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

I KNOOOOW 😂

[@jamesbw007]

Hideo Kojima was taking notes during the peanut sensitivity apocalypse scenario because that's literally a major plot point of Death Stranding

[@remobothic]

How

[@jamesbw007]

@@remobothic Cause the reason the characters can tell that a BT is nearby is because they have different severities of "chiral allergy"

[@How2BEpic]

Mr. Peanut is dead. A major victory for the allergic.

[@NilFox]

Till you get the multiverse retcon, and he's recruited for one last mission to take down the raisin authoritarian government from implementing its fascist regime.

[@calska140]

The allergic are genetic aberrants that mother nature marked for death unless they are cunning enough to avoid the thing that could kill them in which case their genes are strong enough to be passed on but allergies are not something beneficial to allow to flourish in the human species. Let them go. It's easy to have this opinion when youre not allergic to anything. I'm not even allergic to itchy plants like poison oak, ivy, or sumac. I can roll around in that shit no problem. But I don't think that invalidates my point.

[@AustinJFerret]

"It's like littering, right?" *Pat surrounded by discarded Red Bull cans* Absolute perfection.

[@owlfiend6433]

“WHO SAID THAT?!” 6:03

[@lance5445]

"HOW CAN THIS BE?!"

[@felixdaniels37]

"I don't know why but I think I'll kick Pat's butt tomorrow."

[@LewinGodwynn]

"Baba doesn't like that..."

[@BigNerdSam]

"WHO'S TALKING?"

[@Ynkubus_]

*DIstant* PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@Smily613]

Pat walked into this store, drank a bunch of their redbull, and then just left.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

See, I like Woolie's solution. The punishment fits the crime.

[@calska140]

90%-100% of things with a seal say on top "don't consume if seal is broken," woolie is either blind or unwilling to see.

[@ceast5273]

It's conversations like these that give me hope Woolie and Pat still have fun doing the podcast

[@Jvegas2281]

If you wonder why there are such harsh punishments for food tampering, check out "The Tylenol Murders".

[@MoogleBread]

You missed out on 3:03 naming the dead kid shadowturokmanbaby

[@yoursonisold8743]

Now that's a classic Matt joke.

[@Jetblast01]

Like Karate Kyle would say: "They spit on my food... I spit on their graves."

[@tychoazrephet3794]

Pat activates his secondary Stand: [EIGHT YEARS OF RETAIL]

[@NilFox]

Pat activates his secondary Stand: [SIXTEEN TONS]

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

2:14 Le Milk Bags. Canada is a strange, strange land...

[@InugamiTheHound]

You are doing God's work on earth!! Finally someone else doing SBFP animations we've been lacking for many years(cranky and Plague don't do them any more)

[@imranicanovic1154]

To be fair Plague is too busy swimming in his patron porn money and Cranky is working on a game of his, which uses his characters and artstyle.

[@CVVK2501]

I mean they aren't SBFP tho

[@turnipkupo7263]

If only I was a rich man, I would pay you a handsome salary to animate most every piece of audio recording of the best friends possible. This was brilliant!

[@merrykiwi]

Love the Paige segment

[@TheBiscuitStreet]

Hell yeah ranting about society in Junes

[@DivineXdarkness]

I love this art style. Keep these vids coming!!!

[@Graysett]

Wait, but Paige isn't Canadian, shouldn't she be using a different type of model? A+ on everything else as always though.

[@howtosociallink6404]

Idk I kinda like the idea of Paige being replaced by a superior canadian clone that still eats garbage.

[@superkeaton9912]

@@howtosociallink6404 Given Paige's health issues, I'd hate to see what was wrong with the inferior Paige

[@pokugrf4000]

If you live in Canada long enough you change classes to Canadian. It's just the rules of this world.

[@PaladinGuy]

...SHE'S NOT A CANUCK?!?!

[@ChristianStout]

@@PaladinGuy She's from Illinois

[@GohanEgret]

i, for one, welcome our new big peanut overlord

[@erikferal]

Junes theme in the background is godtier humor.

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

Everyday young live, Ju-nes-u

[@Osmostrix]

A year of people tampering with your food? That's just prison.

[@Brainwave101]

I would love if CSB was just Pat and Woolie walking around town still talking about the usual shit.

[@DevonPalmer98]

How did you get actual footage of Pat’s grocery store days?

[@EggBastion]

_It's_ _-uncanny-_ *_egr-ee-egious!_*

[@gamerguy6990]

Pat hid it in the Woolie hole

[@zomboids2100]

Working at junes.

[@negativitronprime]

Your everywhere

[@Gojiro7]

I love that "better" Woolie really has taken the originals place, thats commitment to a bit XD

[@TheEpicWolf64]

Woolie's choice about only being able to eat food that has been tampered with hits differently during the pandemic.

[@SharpingtonTheGreat]

The cut to Paige just minding her own business had me wheezing. Also I really like these 3D model designs!

[@PCFROMVCS]

I wish there was a Persona esque game where you made friends with weird 3D puppet people and had conversations like this with them

[@Lixxie612]

The background superstore music really sets the mood.

[@Roxasth3nobody]

i love the gun coming out the juice bit

[@27TheMunchkin]

Damn you cut out the end! "There's a lot of fluids in this body"

[@chidletitty6595]

1:46 Remember: if there is ever a room in Canada that doesn’t contain a picture of Ryan Reynolds, the Canadian mountaineers are legally obligated to burn it to the ground.

[@evilplushiex]

Man this hits different this year

[@Benigndepressedbear]

Oh my God the Junes music

[@Benigndepressedbear]

Save Nanko!

[@bookofmouths6141]

I love the movement you give these guys! Seals broken and the cut to Paige were hilarious.

[@Kevinofrepublic]

I couldnt help but be obsessed with the upside down blurry Shake and Bake

[@Eco419]

SPEEDRUN STRATS

[@segara04]

I also chose the Allergic route but my RNG roll landed on certain types of grass(some I live around btw) and ants (which are fucking everywhere) yeah this hard mode sucks.

[@briancahill9594]

Sorry to hear, mate. Would you ever consider moving to a desert- or coastal-type area, at least to take grass completely out of the equation?

[@segara04]

@@briancahill9594 possibly but knowing this game there is a hidden stat with extra debuffs depending on location.

[@DragonaxFilms]

The Junes music really elevates this xD

[@AndrewTraver]

Honestly, i love going through these older vids, especially when i check if you've uploaded a new one, but "Got Cereal Milk", "Every Teacher Gets One", and this one is always a yes. I've probably watched it 30 times;coming back after some time has passed. Also, Canadian drowning in milk bags.

[@kattastic9999]

I love that he's still Superior Clone Woolie

[@cameronmills3599]

This is really great, I love to imagine these conversations happening in public like this. Great work as always

[@Psycoticlese]

New speedrun category: "Antivaxx" fastest runs from the moment the character is playable to the Game Over screen.

[@xenowarrior282]

Although some people have gotten unlucky with the RNG. Some have lived into their older years

[@AliceT3a]

This is funny till u remember the tylenol murders. Then it's just paranoia fuel.

[@TarotNathers]

Yeah. That’s exactly why it’s such a despisable and punishable crime.

[@TotemSP2]

Keep up your good work of animating all of our favorite Pat panic attacks, for the greater good.

[@keystrix3704]

This aged questionably well.

[@Brutalyte616]

This is WAY more relevant now.

[@GrayD_Fox]

I just love that you made them puppets

[@Heizenberg32]

Less than a year later and people who tamper with food are getting convicted of domestic terrorism. Progress? Progress.

[@Sweet6Shooter]

These are getting more ambitious, I'm liking it. This format feels like a really good fit for the content.

[@nonenothingnull]

I would 100% voluntarily follow through "preparing" the food for those that need to be punished for that stupid shit

[@carlwilliams1340]

I had my doubts, but I saw animated Paige's horrified reaction and I knew I was going to subscribe.

[@bickflick]

Holy fuck, never seen the Paige mode before. That moment made me bust out laughing, tears in eyes, the works.

[@Wilmerick927]

Yoshikage pat just wants a quiet life. Especially a quiet life with non-liquid food that is meant to be solid.

[@Rugeon]

The way their asses move when they walk... it's like it's bubbling

[@Ninjastoned]

Just in case anyone doesn't know in the US doing this is a Felony with jail time.

[@CommanderSqueaks]

The premise of this video has gone from disgusting to fucking terrifying.

[@rosenrot234]

Pat's little anxiety wheezes are the best.

[@TealWolf26]

This bit has aged like fine wine in the current world context. A thin film of disgust with an underpinning of bioterror in the flavor.

[@RicardoAlmeidatm]

That dude sinking into the Milk Bags caught me off guard.

[@scientificbrony]

I love this, looks like the money for nothing music video my dude.

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

Yeah shitty 3d and that floor, man.

[@Dakuu75]

I got a bottle of water the other day, from one of those big plastic-packs. And when I went to take a swig, I was like "Wait... there was no click noise, of the seal breaking..." threw it out, grabbed another with the seal intact.

[@striderzer0]

Endurance:1 Resistance:0 I know that spec all too well

[@zackmerrezac6312]

Gotta love when a pandemic shifts your opinion on stuff you find funny

[@obblivionkr]

Yoshikage Kira wouldn’t EVER use social media.

[@posteriorpepperoni]

the Mario Party new record slayed me,and i don't even have a peanut allergy

[@NetJetMichael-A.H.1449]

2:06 This is what happens you go to a store and start shit in a store that all employees are Oblivion Imperial Legion Guards and except one that is Hackdirt Brethren who has a club.

[@Ranryu692]

The cutaway to Paige had me dying lol

[@UtopianMagic1408]

I don't know why but the style of animation for these vids just makes them funnier to me somehow

[@JagrasSneedandFeed]

Junes theme really pulls it all together. Good shit

[@DakeGordon]

The terror of Le Milk Bags strikes again.

[@mr.bluesky4130]

I love this art style, god bless you

[@giguyjoe]

Yeah that whole thing really didn't pan out for those who played. Especially the ice cream chick getting 10-20 for contaminating food.

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

A warning shot to any other dumbasses who think it'll be a good idea.

[@SecondBestArtMuseum]

During COVID-19, this would be considered an act of terrorism.

[@Gustavozxd13]

These videos of yours add an extra layer of comedy to the podcast and it's always worth it even if I already heard the whole thing, I love it.

[@TFC_Chance]

Every day's great at your Junes!

[@Kinzokugia]

The guy drowning in bags of milk gives me life

[@LichiMae]

3 months into a global pandemic and this hits so much harder

[@majnic2]

I love this art style, and all those background details. Great work yo!

[@legoman7041]

Classic. Pat the retail guy following Woolie around the store.

[@TomboyCEO]

These animations are so charming. Don't change a thing!

[@marmar5285]

This was awesome, I love the continuity and the extra stuff you threw in. One of the best. Then again all these types of videos you make are awesome

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

That was really sick in multiple ways. Also very entertaining. Loved it. Good work!

[@JulesJuno737]

The peanut cleansing I'm dead....thank you for this.

[@Faftha]

Hilarious as always. Bring me more.

[@thegamingdoggo9519]

The June's theme makes this 100 times better

[@TheRadiaforce]

Everyday's great at your Junes, you know