Castle Super Beast Clips: Endgame Spoilercast

[@baylaust]

It's an underrated moment, but I loved how when Thanos saw his army fading away, and he realized that he had lost, he didn't do some big final villain thing, or make a grand speech about how the universe is doomed without him. He just quietly accepted his fate, sat down, and peacefully waited for the end to come for him.

[@Homunculus97]

His death was a mirror of the ending of Infinity War, as he sat down on his porch after his work his done. In Endgame he sits down the same way, the camera pans the same way, but only this time, he has a sad and dissappointed look instead of a content one he had in Infinity War.

[@cube_incinerator426]

"How's it feeeeeel Thanos? To be a biiiitch?"

[@primeman454]

@@cube_incinerator426 bitch ain't got no stones

[@KuronoCthulhu]

@@primeman454 Ain't even got stones

[@GSP413]

Went out like a True *G* . Honestly would suck if this truly is the Last Time we see Josh Brolin’s *Thanos* in the MCU.

[@DevonPalmer98]

I really appreciate that tony didn’t get a long winded goodbye speech after using the stones. He was straight up barely conscious and slowly faded out.

[@HellfireComms]

"You can rest now" got me good. I didn't cry but I feel sad like a few days still after seeing the movie.

[@DevonPalmer98]

You know you made a good character when their death hits you harder later on. I didn’t cry but boy do I miss iron man now

[@ultimatehamsandwich734]

I legit cried at "You can rest now"

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

It was the people around him at the end as much as anything for me. Rhodey, his oldest friend who's always had his back. Peter, his surrogate son, who he's fought so hard to save. And Pepper Potts, who was with him through almost everything, and knew him better than he knew himself. And let's be honest, after those final four words - what else could he have said?

[@DevonPalmer98]

Zombiewithabowtie Knowing Peter he’s going 100% blame everything on himself. Hardest reaction for me was happy’s

[@stefanoseppi9697]

I like that Thanos' weapon of choice is a double bladed sword "perfectly balanced, as all things should be". It's basically like the knife he gave Gamora as a child, he loves that balance!

[@yoursonisold8743]

Except that sword is really unbalanced. It's way too OP. Can break vibranium, block lightining charged Iron man beams and blow up Quantum Gates.

[@MegaAzine]

The double bladed sword is a reference to the Thanos copter if you think about it

[@ryanbacker4870]

I can't believe Thanos used the Red Iron Twinblade to fight the Avengers

[@noahschneider5988]

@@ryanbacker4870 I appreciate this comment

[@perrydunetz882]

It was stupid looking though

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

When Cap had the hammer, legit was expecting a SSS to pop up

[@felicia9567]

Super Sexy Style!!!!!!

[@GOLDFINGER-24k]

Smokin Sexy Style

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

But then when he gets hit by thanos 20 seconds later it goes back to a C rating.

[@felicia9567]

Caleb Kormann he taunted at the wrong time.

[@Punchodile]

Smokin' Steve Style

[@Viroquet]

Woolie talking about Thor "losing" his gut like he don't know how wearing layers is a form of fat people magic.

[@zeterzero4356]

It can be so effective.

[@theprofesionalist7927]

Never let it not be said tho that Chris Hemsworth has achieved the ultimate dad bod in this movie. If he wasn't a 10/10 before he certainly is now with that beer belly.

[@tricksterhuaun]

Which is baffling because he does that all the time.

[@krishonk7754]

@@tricksterhuaun It only works on fat people that aren't yourself. You can always see your own pudge, because you know what to look for.

[@P0rk_Sinigang]

He's trying to maintain the secret for himself and the other fatsos. As a fat fuck myself, I appreciate the effort.

[@Kevinofrepublic]

Remember when Echoes Act 3 used 3 Freeze to make Thanos' hand too heavy to snap his fingers. Amazing.

[@sophiehatter3111]

oh shit your right tho

[@chriskenney5511]

Can we talk about how doctor strange looked into the future and knew that 50% of all life would b saved by a rat (antmans storage unit)

[@baylaust]

I guess it WAS a one in 14 million chance.

[@mitchgosser2802]

It's confirmed a huge amount of the timelines are ones where the rat never hits the button.

[@CLfreaksho]

can't wait for the quantum rat solo film

[@primeman454]

Ratatouille: The diseased avenger

[@LuisRomero-ru8hk]

@@baylaust Bring back the rat for Phase 4. I want an unnecessary amount of effort to include him in some awesome fight.

[@JTGallant]

The tech that allowed Tony to swap the stones onto his hand was NANOMACHINES SON.

[@LifeIsForEmos8D]

I rewatched carefully and was shocked to see that it was actually hundreds of ANTS controlled by Scott. They were behind all of it.

[@Horatio787]

You understand what you've unleashed right?

[@HellfireComms]

I actually really liked the fact the first hour of the film was a slow burn and dealt with the characters essentially grieving. Second act was a lot of fun and the finale was genuinely great if just for the character moments.

[@KnightsDisillusion]

The 3rd act is the most Comic Book thing ever. I loved it.

[@felicia9567]

I was so close to crying in it.

[@angrybrony]

it was comic book as fuck. it was the greatest thing ever.

[@TheAssassin642]

@@felicia9567 I did

[@ajscrewu]

You mean made up Disney bs

[@fenris5932]

It's just a 30 minute orgasm where money comes out. Its great

[@Adriangabs]

I guess you can say Tony Stark was the Alpha and the Omega of this MCU saga Really loved the fanservice in this one, it really pays off if you've been following since Iron Man 1

[@Zexx4]

So you're saying Tony Stark is the Vergil of the MCU?

[@harlannguyen4048]

@@Zexx4 More or less.

[@DioGoodguy]

the Yakuza guy Hawkeye killed was the same guy who played The Silver Samurai II in The Wolverine movie. Interesting.

[@darkraioxxx]

He was the son.

[@Pragabond]

That dude is one of the biggest Japanese actors in America. So its interesting but also just as likely to be big budget casting. He's great at playing the part he was given in the movie.

[@valeria262]

He also was in The last samurai with Tom Cruise and Tom was the original choice to play Iron Man in the first movie. Coincidence!? I Think NOT!!

[@nekky9534]

Endgame: Time doesn't work like back to the future Pat: It's totally back to the future ~Minutes later~ Pat: IT'S SO WEIRD

[@allypearlman5569]

I mean, back to the future also used parallel timelines, so despite the fact the movie says its not like back to the future, it does seem to be a lot like back to the future

[@stephensmith7327]

@@allypearlman5569 I think it meant as in you can just travel back in time and shoot your racist grandpa in the face when he was twelve and not blink out of existence. They sneaked around so as to not fuck up that timeline too much.

[@calumbrown336]

@@allypearlman5569 The difference between ''Back to the Future'' and ''Endgame'' is in BttF when a new reality is created it replaces the one there already was, but in ''Endgame'' the new reality exist a long side the original reality. The concept of characters going back in time and sneaking about within the scenes of a previous movie is the part that is similar between the two.

[@millionshots2epic163]

I want the timeline where instead of forging stormbreaker thor gets the Yamato

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

Splits himself into fat thor and....demon thor?

[@millionshots2epic163]

@@raccoonofmotivation20 Fat thor and Fit thor. Fat thor only know self indulgence and endless consumption

[@MegaBichiX]

CAPITAN YAMATO AMERICA!

[@zigmus00A]

Does Loki get Rebellion?

[@MegaBichiX]

@@zigmus00A Does Odin have the Sparda?

[@xenonecromera]

I thought the best line in the movie was from Black Widow when she's asked if she ever studied quantum physics and replies with "Only to make conversation"

[@tailedgates9]

WHich also reminds me of Agent Hill asking Tony in the first Avengers: Hill: "When did you become an expert in thermodynamics?" Tony: "Last night." XD

[@billiecruz4399]

That was pretty funny.

[@minniemystic]

I’m surprised they didn’t catch the significance of Tony’s “I am Iron Man”.

[@baciu14]

i actually dont know if im overthinking it or i have missed something , care to enlighten me ?

[@minniemystic]

baciu14 It’s the last line of the first Iron Man movie (that apparently Robert Downey Jr ad libbed) that pretty much kicked off the entire marvel craze.

[@MrDioXIII]

​@@minniemystic His first movie ends with that line, and his final movie also does. It was great.

[@harlannguyen4048]

@@MrDioXIII The third Iron Man film also ends with that line as well.

[@MrSeyker]

The Russos clarified, Woolie's initial reading of the Old Cap scene is 100% correct. When Old Cap shows up, he appears from his alternate universe, back to his point of oring in the main universe we've been following all this time. He just delayed the fuck out of his return point so that he could enjoy a lifetime with Alt!Peggy. I'm so sorry that Pat's bullshit got to you, Woolz. Feel good, you interpreted the plot exactly as it was meant to be interepted. Pat's just being Pat.

[@-THE_META]

I reject your Reality Stone and substitute my own.

[@rikowolfin4984]

That doesn't make any sense and Pat SHOULD be correct on this, as delaying his return point would literally do nothing as he would still return to that original platform he was standing on 5 seconds later, or did Russos forget Hulk saying "He can take as much time as he needs, to us it will only be five seconds." Also why would he return to that exact moment with out the suit OR THE DEVICE THAT LETS HIM TIME TRAVEL only to go sit on a bench like he was just waiting there with his shield in a sack! The movie clearly set it up to be him living out his life in the main time line and nothing else contradicts that at all, if anything it would be dumb if he some how came back using another time machine that no one was using and his suit wasn't connected to.

[@mrbonesaw90]

@@rikowolfin4984 Actually you could argue the timeline Steve goes to is a completely different and in this revised timeline technology may be years more advanced since Howard Stark may have still been alive (Backed up by the fact he hands Sam a brand new Shield) and the original tech Steve used to time travel may not be usable after 60 years and he uses the tech from that timeline to return to the moment he left but since its different tech he doesnt return to the exact moment.

[@rikowolfin4984]

@@mrbonesaw90 He could easily get a new shield from Wakanda or have his original shield repaired. But all of this is assumptions that has nothing backing it up in the actual film, Steve Roggers has no idea how technology that advanced works and to avoid fucking up the time line, which was the whole point of returning the stones, Steve would have to avoid messing with anything up until that moment he left. Even still lets just say he did all of that and the time line he comes from is one so advanced that he doesn't need a suit or the Pym Tech to use time travel, why the fuck did he decide to just sort of sit on a fucking bench at the Funeral in normal clothes with a shield shaped bag next to him and no one noticed he was there until AFTER Steve left to go back in time? All of this makes zero sense in the film itself other than to try and repair how things work for time travel, which is dumb because it still works perfectly fine when the whole point was to keep it all ONE time line which it still is and Steve Rogers just didn't change anything major about it to split it into a different one like removing a Infinity Stone would have.

[@Taiyama2]

Crazy Talk strikes again!

[@NobelPrizeWinner]

People are ignoring the biggest time travel inconsistency tho... How is dabbing still a thing in 2023?

[@Homunculus97]

Culture kinda slowed down after the snap I guess, since 50% of all potential meme makers were dusted, memes kinda remained longer and samier. Also I think even the kids who were with the Hulk cringed at him when he dabbed, so they know its old.

[@nuclearhardt]

No new memes after the snap

[@ReneeGalena]

it was treated as dumb and awkward by the characters, Banner is just a big awkward dork and fusing with the Hulk did nothing to fix that

[@Gustavozxd13]

The fact that it's a "dead meme" by then makes the scene even better, that scene is very self aware of being a "how do you do fellow kids" moment which I fucking adore

[@Gustavozxd13]

Thor playing fortnite and talking shit also shows how far down he's come in 5 years, he went from God to just a dude drinking beer playing fortnite, honestly those two scenes are some of my favorites

[@GSP413]

I love how *NOBODY* noticed *Howard the Duck* coming out of a Doctor Strange Portal near the End.

[@zeterzero4356]

...D-Did he? Woah.

[@MBelasko12]

Or the Ravagers

[@TMcKeon408]

The real hero of the MCU.

[@theCRACKERBOMB]

Cap had to interact with the The Red Skull phantom off screen at the end when he had to return the Soul Stone

[@Kirkenburer74]

"So uh... lonely up here?" "You have no idea herr Rodgers."

[@tailedgates9]

There NEEDS to be a deleted scene where Steve confronts him again. :) "You know I really thought I had gotten rid of Hydra for good...Turns out, they really did have more heads than I thought." "Captain, there are far more terrifying things in this life than the entity that is Hydra...That part of my life is now miniscule compared to what it is I watch over." "Yeah....I heard...."

[@largetea8475]

Huge missed opportunity to have Stan Lee show up at the end instead of old Chris Evans and have all his cameos canonically be Cap living his life but hey what can ya do.

[@nuclearhardt]

That would've blown my mind to kingdom fuck

[@-THE_META]

Would have buttered my bread.

[@Horatio787]

Every Stan Lee cameo is the same guy who was sent out by The Watchers to observe things. His cameo in Guardians 2 is him reporting to them.

[@violetshadowstone5250]

But in the last movie it's canon he's a immortal god being. So that would only confuse and diminish stan's amazingness.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

"Become more of the Carol everyone knows" I'll get the camps and Alcoholics Anonymous ready

[@largetea8475]

She's already the Carol everyone knows though. Pointless, annoying and shoehorned into things.

[@Gustavozxd13]

@@largetea8475 with a shitty haircut

[@Gustavozxd13]

I wasn't even mad that her haircut looked awful because it's already awful in the comics, so technically it's just how it should be

[@XboxGamer220]

Couldn't have portrayed the character more accurately, with the perfect actress as well!

[@billiecruz4399]

Spacious Wheat oof gettin riles by cape shit.

[@dustymax56]

A lot of people didn't know the cap hammer moment would happen. Edit: Hold up, did you really say Ronin was lame? Hawkeye was one of the coolest people in this whole movie. Top 3. The Ronin scene was badass. #2: Tony's suit is a liquid now thanks to nanobots, so they could have just flowed to his hand in one second.

[@coreylemon]

I thought Ronin was kind of an edgelord. Cap with the hammer was badass though, I actually didn't know it was coming.

[@IMDRanged]

Pat is just trying too hard to hate on Hawkeye / Ronin but still failed

[@LuisRomero-ru8hk]

NANOMACHINES!!!

[@lucasousa3906]

As someone who doesn't enjoy Hawkeye, i'll agree with you. He did a great job!

[@JoseRS1186]

I could have sworn his suit generated the same little claspers that were used to a fix the glove with stones without causing a reaction. His suit is basically an instant 3d printer. He just turned his arm into a copy of the glove after using the same nanos to pick off the stones and place them on his.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Steve used time travel to cuckhold another man, truly heroic.

[@-THE_META]

Cap gets a pass, the iceberg cucked him first.

[@Abdega]

Ajscrewu Wait, who’s her grandfather?

[@MrMobiusfan]

@@ajscrewu He kissed her niece.

[@HellfireComms]

Pat's wrong about the Cap not coming back thing. Russo's confirmed he came back to the main prime timeline.

[@stephensmith7327]

Not to mention the branching paths is the entire reason they give on why they don't beat 5 year old Thanos to death with a rock

[@edowardoh]

@@stephensmith7327 or as Rhodey suggest, strangle him

[@manwiththemachinegun]

Probably, but the writers disagree. In any case, it doesn't really matter. Overthinking these things is poison.

[@Owen-zm6sq]

@@manwiththemachinegun youd think the quadrillion dollar movie could hire enough writers to catch logical fallacies an average joe can

[@murkrum]

Russo brothers should if had his time suit on then. It fucks with the time travel thing

[@GenerationWest]

Edwin Jarvis in Endgame is just a reprisal from the Agent Carter series, where the same actor, James D'arcy, was a main character in the 2 season run. Also, he's the first TV character to jump over to films. (Since the film writers made that show to begin with.)

[@flightlessagbsls]

Oh, they said that time travel only created an alternate timeline if something was changed, right? But if Old Cap was Peggy's unnamed husband the whole time, not changing any historical facts, then maybe he stayed in the same timeline?

[@Zombiewithabowtie]

Considering that she's essentially a spymaster for her entire working life, and then has advanced dementia in her final years, it's feasible to think she'd keep up the charade of her husband being Reve Stogers and then lapse into thinking he'd really only just returned from the Arctic.

[@superapm9620]

I thought he just travelled back to their timeline with the Pym Particles or something

[@MegaAzine]

There are 2 timelines. The 2 Steve Roger timeline, and 1 Steve Roger timeline. We experience a timeline where there was always 2 Steve Rogers and all events play out the same.

[@flightlessagbsls]

@@MegaAzine nice

[@umbrellashotgunman]

flightlessagbsls Russos confirmed that he went to a different timeline at the end.

[@tashaem1]

"On your left" Best. Moment. Ever.

[@monsterhiddenfromthesun210]

ALL THE GODDAMN WARRIORS!!

[@tailedgates9]

AVENGERS!!!!!! Assemble.

[@ShayneRawls]

Actually woolie he had the fat suit on the whole time. He had it on in the fight against Thanos. He stayed fat. And that's why I loved him

[@shadowrunner4620]

No, he is saying that they downplayed how obese he was compared to his first appearance when they go get him.

[@petwisk2012]

The piece of tech is... "Nanomachines Son"

[@logandh2]

The last 30 minutes of it was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen put to film. Also it left me extremely depressed

[@HarshNerf]

You'd be depressed either way dork

[@vivena9]

Wow do you need to watch more films then,if your bar for the most amazing thing ever put to film is the cinema equivalent of McDonalds.

[@priceyyeti4058]

@@vivena9 You must be fun at parties.

[@RedTigerDragoon]

Woolie you didn't get it. That moment with Tony Stark and his dad wasn't a "Having a moment that they never had". It was him reconciling with his Dad because they didn't part on the best terms before his Dad dies in the 'car accident'. It's never said but it's implied he could have said "I love you Dad" but didn't and feels guilty because of it. That moment was him getting to say goodbye to his Dad on good terms. A missed opportunity.

[@DrePants44]

Tony learns from his dad that he needs to be bigger than himself and that leads to him making his decision (along with Doc Strange's finger) at the end

[@Arcademan09]

I don't know, I think you can skip Captain Marvel because she's barely in the thing

[@zigmus00A]

She was the Superman that was used just the right amount.

[@Hannya_c]

But then there would be those people who wouldn't understand her power or where it comes from, and why Thanos was able to knock her out when he pulled the Space Stone out of the New Gauntlet after trying to punch her and she was unfazed, the power power of the stone itself was stronger with him than the power she got from it in her movie.

[@Arcademan09]

@@Hannya_c I don't know anything about her and I was able to put everything together just by looking at her as well as just the movie trailer

[@Hannya_c]

@@Arcademan09 good for you, you're smart. But not everyone is like you.

[@stephenthedude4383]

@@Hannya_c i agree with him and ive seen Captain Marvel. All you need to know is that shes super strong and basically a space protector. Most people should be able to infer whats going on unless they're not very smart which is ok.

[@Linkarcus]

"Why didn't they bring a puppy?" - Paige MY SIDES

[@Beowulf8989]

In today's episode, MODOK refuses to listen to the movie and then calls the result bad writing. Pat, it's alternate timelines. Hulk tells you, very clearly, that you can't change your own past. It's impossible, at least with the method they were using. There's no going back in time and then waiting things out on the scenic route. Cap went back into the alternate timelines, some of which were drastically altered by their actions, and gave back the various macguffins, then used his time-GPS to go to the 40s or 50s or whatever to dance with Peggy and marry her. The reason they had to put the stones back was that the stones themselves are important to the fabric of reality, and if they don't return them more or less as soon as possible, then that alternate timeline is screwed. The Russos have confirmed this. If you want to read the quotes, you can google Russo Bros Q&A. The stones being "gone" is probably going to be a plot point for future Dr. Strange and Guardians movies. They can slip Shuma Gorath, Cytorrak, Annihilus and all sorts of weird extra dimensional alien goobers into the setting and be all, "Well, they were afraid of the stones before this."

[@getschwifty5537]

Also to clear up the question of how he's on the bench instead of coming through the portal. The movie sets up earlier that the portal platform isn't entirely necessary. It's just a nice checkpoint, especially for a whole team. In 2012 New York, Tony and Steve initiate a jump to a different time and place independently of the platform. They only need their space/time GPS hand devices and Pym Particles to make a jump. So it's entirely feasible that Steve jumps to the bench of his original timeline (or somewhere nearby then walks to the bench while the others are watching the platform) to be the dramatic bitch he is.

[@AirYosukekun]

Ahhh Pat being dumb and wrong never gets tiring

[@murkrum]

@@getschwifty5537 but then it's contradicted by Old Cap not wearing the time travel suit

[@getschwifty5537]

@@murkrum did you miss the part where those suits transform into seriously whatever is convenient? Tony and Steve even got WW2 appropriate attire on a whim.

[@murkrum]

@@getschwifty5537 lmao they had to have stole those suits. It never mentions the suit changing into other shit

[@shutinpaladin6811]

"How does time travel work?" "Because shut up, that's how."

[@Hotmanlion12]

Endgame gets a 0/10 simply because none of the heroes did one of their Marvel vs Capcom supers

[@badcar33]

I find the lack of Maximum Spiders... Disturbing

[@getschwifty5537]

I remember concept art for PROTON CANNNON.

[@TheOneAboveACoupleOfPeople]

I was just waiting for a HYPER CHARGING STAR powered by Mjolnir.

[@angrybrony]

i'm with woolie. sword hawkeye was cool.

[@Marcel-vz7vp]

Ronan was dumb but the one-shot Yakuza fight was dumb in the best way imo

[@thunderphoenix440]

I liked that he did the wiping his sword off with his elbow thing like Raiden does in Revengeance. That may be from something else but between that and Winter Soldier esentially being an MGS movie I get the feeling that the Russo are Metal Gear fans.

[@Pragabond]

@@thunderphoenix440 That's from every samurai anything anywhere. If you're a weeb I'm actually amazed you haven't seen that dozens of times in dozens of things.

[@king_big_pp]

I'm with Pat here. Ronin was just a weeb edgelord dork

[@Santoryu90]

Commander_Ninja How?

[@KeroKaminaX]

i don't think Dr. Strange's hands got fucked up because he was using all his power, i think he was struggling to hold up one finger while also holding off the entire ocean hence why he was shaking. but maybe i need to rewatch that scene again

[@mud2294]

Yeah that, but also the fact that his whole point for pursuing sorcery in his movie is the fact that his hands aren't steady because of an accident that ruins him

[@MrDioXIII]

@@mud2294 Wasn't it in the end that his hands were never cured, but instead he found a greater purpose than performing expensive surgeries? If so, he probably still suffers from the pain.

[@umbrellashotgunman]

Actually, Woolie was right the first time; Russos said that Cap did create a new timeline by going back to Peggy.

[@Cotonetefilmmaker]

that's wrong.

[@umbrellashotgunman]

@@Cotonetefilmmaker Let me quote you Joe Russo himself: "If Cap were to go back into the past and live there, he would create a branched reality. The question then becomes, how is he back in this reality to give the shield away?"

[@Guilgamesh83]

@@umbrellashotgunman because he's another cap from a very similar time line?

[@rporche2600]

Trying to explain the time travel stuff in this movie is like borderline explaining the Metal Gear timeline but yeah it was great

[@wayfarinstranger9962]

Metal Gear isn't that confusing

[@rporche2600]

@@wayfarinstranger9962 Hmmm yeah ok

[@bendatron6089]

i got 1 thing thanos's galaxy brain play with the powerstone was great

[@darkironyoshi]

About the timeline bullshit from what I understand the only way to create a branch is to fiddle with the Infinity Stones. So what we got was branch Thanos, Nebula, and Gamora. Then once the stones were returned that branch was effectively erased. That is why when Cap went back he could just continue down the timeline normally. Cap living in the past and Loki escaping could feasibly fit in the normal timeline. Loki because if I recall correctly it is just kinda assumed he never escaped in the Avengers but after the pose there is the cut to Thor taking Loki back to Asgard. So it is entirely possible Loki had his shenanigans offscreen in between those moments.

[@spinplater]

I thought that it was assumed that the timelines split (with Future Trunks rules), they just didn't want to create a *doomed timeline with no infinity stones.* So the universes still split because teleporting Loki, and Thanos' whole army disappearing, but they had to bring the stones back so terrible void beasts wouldn't rip apart reality.

[@umbrellashotgunman]

darkironyoshi Actually, Russos have said that by going back to Peggy, Cap created a new timeline.

[@CapedJoel]

"Jarvis was more than just an AI" Somebody didnt watch the underrated Peggy Carter show.

[@Zexx4]

Nobody watched the Peggy Carter show

[@CapedJoel]

@@Zexx4 it ran for 2 seasons.

[@bellial974]

Or you can just read any avengers comic (before 2010 they were good) Jarvis is the Avengers buttler

[@BlackHarlequin13]

they should have had Tony's last line be "Nano Machines, Son"

[@StellaStarfall]

Honestly, with the Soul Stone part, I was expecting something WAY cooler than what they did. I expected Clint to approach the edge, and the Soul Stone to just *appear,* and either Red Skull or Nat would have their “What?!” moment, and the other would explain the reason. Clint already lost what he loves more than anything in the universe, the Soul Stone’s debt was paid long before he came to take it.

[@Ozma315]

But then why wouldn't it show up for thanos? He lost his entire people which probably includes his family. He definitely cares about them because that's his sole basis for carrying out his plan in the first place.

[@zeterzero4356]

@@Ozma315 Might have had to be unconditional love so Thanos being bitter toward his people for not listening to him would have made it ineffective.

[@Ozma315]

@@zeterzero4356 I dont think he was ever bitter with them. He more so blamed himself for not taking actions back then. Even when he was taking actions in IW, he was never bitter towards the main cast either for trying to stop him.

[@zeterzero4356]

@@Ozma315 He did say he was going to enjoy ravaging their planet near the end of the movie. Seems a little nettled if nothing else.

[@Ozma315]

@@zeterzero4356 after knowing that he succeeded but they still dont understand. Hell the one in the garden wasn't bothered as they're about to kill him, and that's the one that threw gamora

[@pikagammerpluspizza7478]

Kinda funny that its at 42:00, but Pat not only misses what happened in the movie to prevent future uses of time travel but also misses it in the fact that Woolie has a conversation/rant surrounding Tony being the only one who was able to figure out time travel and then how he killed. But yeah Pat, the writers need to kill the old man who just got his long thought to be dead wife before he can invent time travel.

[@sleepofgiants410]

I don't think Portman actually did anything on the movie. Pretty sure it was all computery shenanigans and file footage.

[@rikowolfin4984]

She didn't do anything, but she was there as they had her in the credits and they showed her getting out of bed.

[@crazygamer4260]

I believe they used an outtake from dark world but they still had a credit her for legal reasons

[@Abdega]

Portman: My work here is done Everyone: But you didn’t do anything!

[@Ipsenscastle]

Super confused by all the people who didn't recognise the Mk1 anvil noise. I liked it much better than an extra scene, it made me leave the theatre feeling really reflective.

[@DB-su4ke]

some people at my viewing said it was Peter Dinklage’s character hitting an anvil. I was like “really?”

[@harlannguyen4048]

I recognized it immediately when I heard it.

[@BigBearMan]

Seriously! It's blatantly the noise of an anvil, wtf else would it be?

[@T4silly]

Cap isn't in the same timeline once he left, when he goes back to live a life with Peggy there's a Cap in that timeline frozen in ice somewhere. He has to manually go back to be on that bench. The only BS thing is that he's on the bench, not on the machine.

[@syrushbluhr]

My take is that he returned the stones and the hammer in their respective places. Then, when he was ready to go back, he returns back whenever those incidents happen to met with peggy and live thier marriage with a new identity.

[@CherryBlush313]

He returned that infinity stone last, so he could spend the rest of his time with Peggy.

[@DH2007able]

I was thinking that since Tony’s armor is made of nanomachines, I assumed that his armor took the stones from Thanos and thats why you can see them moving up his arm on to his hand

[@Spydr331]

tony had the T1000 armor , which melts and moves and recombines with his mind. so he did that

[@tailedgates9]

He outsmarted the Mad Titan. :D What a fucking beast.

[@getschwifty5537]

Yeah this is the answer to what happened with the swap. Because of the Iron Gauntlet and Mark 85 both being nanomachines, the stones were able to be swept away by 'melting' metal to Tony's hand. However they have a point. Why wouldn't Tony have a remote eject function in case Thanos got the Iron Gauntlet? Or a "it's only coded for me and Hulk" thing so it just shuts off if anyone without clearance tries to use it?

[@yuphine9001]

I still remember sitting with my boyfriend after the last scene, crying my eyes out, and he turned too me too ask if I was alright, and I just said “he had a date!”

[@ronr4758]

The beginning of this weeks podcast was perfect. Pat's rant about GoT spoilers is spot on.

[@ronr4758]

@@spaciouswheat4580 I agree, but in my case, the wife works Sunday evenings and she would kill me if I were to watch it without her. We have to postpone our game of thrones viewing until I get off of work Monday. I get on social media Sunday night or Monday morning and am plastered with spoilers ruining the experience for me and the wife. Seems like there is no courtesy for anyone who cant make it to the initial viewing.

[@Rudero3]

Listening to this in June, 2021, I am reminded how things used to be before the pandemic and alarmed at how long it feels since "normalcy" was removed, despite it being only like 2 years. 2 years, whatever, however long, feels WAY longer.

[@ffeeley1]

Idt people liked the Scarlet Witch vs Thanos moment because they loved her character, as much as the revenge moment was VERY earned considering what Thanos means to her; not only did he kill her husband, he fucking watched mockingly as _she was killing her own husband_ to save the universe, something she knew she might have to do but obviously was devastating. And then Thanos basically laughed at her, said "nice try but I'm going to render everything you did as completely pointless", then proceeded to win. So Scarlet Witch got her moment to try to dish out revenge, but even so that's a debt that can never be repaid in full.

[@calumbrown336]

Woolie, in regards to Old man Cap, you're totally right. Pat is wrong. When he went back and stayed with Carter he created a new reality. A reality where she didn't marry that dude at the end of 'First Avenger' and I suppose then didn't have any children (some ethical questions right there.) When Carter presumably died, Cap returned to his original reality to give Sam the shield.

[@zeterzero4356]

I don't think that's right at all. I'm pretty sure Pat is right and Steve just assumed that pilot's identity.

[@calumbrown336]

@@zeterzero4356 That wouldn't make sense given the rules set out in the movie. Also the writers of the film have confirmed that a new reality was in fact created...

[@rikowolfin4984]

@@calumbrown336 It makes perfect sense considering that the only thing that makes a split in the time line as stated by the movie is removing the infinity stones out of the time itself, if it's just making changes to the time line then guess what? That whole Time Stone BS was a pointless waste of time considering that they already were fucking up a million things at that moment so what would be the point of her even caring if they took the stones or not. And where was it said that the writers confirmed that Cap made a new time line when he didn't break any of the rules? Even if they did, it would still be BS considering that nothing in the movie suggests he traveled back to the original time line after living his life in another one ( Or else he would have appeared on the platform after the five seconds all old and shit ).

[@calumbrown336]

​@@rikowolfin4984 Going back and making different events happen no matter how small instantly makes a brand new reality. The important thing here is scale. Lets say the hulk went back and accidentally broke a potted plant. That would have created a brand new reality instantly however the ramifications of that wouldn't be anywhere near as to the complete removal of the time stone from that reality without it being returned. The major new realities created after endgame are a reality where Loki is still alive (cue TV series), a reality where Thanos and his army just diapered and never returned and a reality with two Captain Americas in it, one frozen and one with Peggy Carter. Also here: mcucosmic.com/2019/04/30/the-official-explanation-for-captain-americas-ending-in-avengers-endgame/

[@rikowolfin4984]

@@calumbrown336 The problem with that is that all of these changes they made in the movie still would lead into a completely, and potentially dangerous, time line that she did not see. The whole point of Hulk taking the infinity stone and promising to bring it back was so that her time line would be the exact same she saw with Dr. Strange, other wise Hulk being there at all was a danger to their whole reality itself. Break a potted plant is fine, it does nothing to affect the time line, but you have Captain America fight himself while Loki is captive that is going to send some major red flags. Suddenly Hydra thinks Captain America ether is in on their plot and informs him ahead of time by accident and everything is wrapped up sooner, or Hydra figures out Captain America was lying to them and decide to kill him first and removing the threat completely while he is still unaware. Then there is Loki taking the infinity stone that they have to do who knows what, meaning Dark World doesn't happen and Loki doesn't 'die' for Thor nor does Loki return to Asguard in Thor 3 and help save Thor from his sistor/Thanos meaning Thor is dead three times over now and everything is fucked because this is a split time line that still has Thanos. It also still doesn't explain HOW CAPTAIN AMERICA GOT BACK TO THE 'ORIGINAL TIMELINE' when he wasn't wearing the suit or have the button on him! It's not like he knew how the hell time travel worked so he reprogrammed the device to take him back with out the platform, and if he did even use the device he would have STILL ended up back on the platform itself right in front of everyone and not on that fucking bench like he was waiting for them to notice him!

[@TomboTime]

I get the distinct feeling that Rocket is Pat's favorite Marvel character, considering he brings him up a LOT. Rocket doesn't even have an especially large role in Endgame and yet here he is talking about all of his scenes.

[@GSP413]

Hollywood: What y’all want in your Avengers Movie? The Russo’s: *YES* .

[@tailedgates9]

What a perfect fucking love letter to the fans, man. This movie was phenomenal. :')

[@jeanne-emerycoleman214]

@@ajscrewu myeeeeeh I hate the popular thing that means Im the smartest man in the room! Dude cmon stop rolling around calling people cucks in 2019

[@ajscrewu]

@John Coleman if it looks like one and sounds like one then it is one and I’m not a hipster I like mk that’s popular. Most of you don’t see the bigger picture with what Disney is doing and how much they’ve funded them for it. Also the time travel was lame and the two strongest men were made weak jokes but go ahead enjoy your soy latte with a sprinkle of mouse droppings

[@jeanne-emerycoleman214]

@@ajscrewu I dunno man maybe broaden your concept of masculinity and stop beating your meat to buff dudes doing buff dude things.

[@ajscrewu]

@John Coleman lmao you probably believe in “toxic masculinity” and all this to defend a pathetic Disney movie they have you fanboys by the balls

[@HAOSimulator]

God, anyone talking about how Cap was being selfish for living his life out with Peggy, and that he isn't a true hero for trying to fix every single bad thing from then till the future, completely missed the point of the mans character. Tony had to learn to be selfless, and gives up his life, and happiness, to save the world. Cap has to learn to STOP sacrificing his life and happiness for the sake of the world, to take one small part just for himself. The idea that that makes him no longer a hero is complete shit. Let the man rest.

[@LuisRomero-ru8hk]

When you realize the dab meme was one of the few that survived the snap.

[@astracontritus1209]

Darkest timeline

[@arcadedomination8006]

39:31 It's basically like Jotaro calling Star Platinum time stop "The World." When bad guy do the thing it cool, so when good guy do the thing also, it also cool.

[@hunterlurvey698]

Rewatching this and holy shit, such raw energy in "So did loki get choked out?" "Yea... no.." "Thats not what I asked you..." "Thats what I told you.."

[@typhontwister]

Fun fact: Howard the Duck is in the final battle!

[@Zeronigel332]

So help me if this isn’t true I’m coming back to this comment and telling you how disappointed I’m at you for lying

[@gmrelite15]

I'll be disappointed if it is true

[@jeanne-emerycoleman214]

I marked out when Cap picked up that Hammer. I never mark out in theatres. Also this was a film that felt like it validated 11 years of movies and like 22 years of reading comics. It was really fulfilling.

[@vivamexico254]

Totaly respect it, personaly i felt a bit of a void afterwards like i couldnt belive it was done, granted that might be my inner child throwing a tantrum

[@jeanne-emerycoleman214]

@@vivamexico254 I'm sorry dude

[@masterxl97]

This is 50 minutes of Woolie overthinking things to the point of nonsense, while Pat responds with "Movie bullshit, things happened."

[@getschwifty5537]

WOOLIE YOU WERE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME ABOUT STEVE. Don't be infected by Pat's crazy talk.

[@HDcamel]

Jesus, Woolie. Cap staying in the past is a predestination paradox. Not that hard.

[@zeterzero4356]

Unlike a bootstrap paradox.

[@violetshadowstone5250]

He just over thought it, jesus chill! It's the movie not the bible!

[@Jayblaze1193]

From my understanding, them time travelling always made branches. But if the stones weren't returned, those branches would be screwed.

[@chrislee5268]

I love that Carol had nothing to do and fucked off to her home planet for most of the movie.

[@EtNoika]

I thought it was hilarious how, regardless of your opinion on Captain Marvel, it ended up being the only movie that you could safely skip, while AM&tW was absolutely *crucial*. Also Cap doing sick MvC combos on Thanos was they fucking hypest shit! If I had the skill I would make a video with the UI and Cap's theme over that.

[@alittlebirdi]

I mean Thanos didn't know, going in, what the Soul Stone required. Why would Nebula?

[@getschwifty5537]

She seemed to know something was up in Infinity War when she said Thanos came back with the Soul stone but not Gamora.

[@CherryBlush313]

@@getschwifty5537 She was probably thinking that Thanos and Gamora fought for the stone and Gamora died for it. She didn't know that you have to sacrifice something you love.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that this movie made Spider-Man a child soldier and he's committed more cold blooded massacre than all other movies combined

[@flightlessagbsls]

yeah, but they were mindless dog aliens creatures so it's fine.

[@cyberninjazero5659]

@@flightlessagbsls no I'm pretty sure they were Thanos foot Soldiers. Still Evil but sapient and choosing it. I mean it's fine if the others kill they're mostly adults from Soldier/Spy backgrounds Peter Parker just straight up became a remorseless killer in SECONDS for from his perspective little reason he wasn't effected by/understood the post apocalypse to him this was just "I woke up some bad guys here LETS KILL THEM" that's a bit unnerving especially considering he's the LEAST edgy of the movie Spider-Men

[@matthewlugo2417]

Peter doesn't kill...

[@matthewlugo2417]

@@JetstreamDan precisely why its a bad moment cause peter parker does not kill

[@rikowolfin4984]

They were the dog creatures from Infinity War that will literally kill themselves to get to whatever they were sicked on, Peter doesn't kill humans but these are literally alien monsters trying to rip him apart, I don't think he really cares about killing the fucking Aliens from Aliens. That's like getting miffed that Batman kills Darksydes demon minions, these are mindless monsters literally throwing themselves at Peter to die so he will get overwhelmed by their own dead bodies. It's not like he is going into a drug den and murdering a bunch of people in cold blood.

[@thatrandomderp]

Japan is a solid bathroom break point. You can understand that Hawkeye went edgy after losing his FAMILY, Family, family. No need to watch him swordfighting Yakuzis before joining up with the team again.

[@DarkChocolateMilkshake]

But it's so COOL

[@vashido1866]

Nah fuck that, swordfighting yakuzas is COOL

[@MegaBichiX]

Woolie comparing the Avengers to Kamen Rider Black does things for me

[@theothermc]

How is Woolie's time brain so small?

[@isaiahhh3510]

To be fair, Woolie just made an assumption based on the rule that the movie outlines early on. Problem is the ending with Cap contradicts this rule by having him be able to age in the current timeline when going back in time sends you to an alternate past. Cap shouldn't have been able to just sit there and wait for everything to blow over because going back in time doesn't change the current timeline as it creates an entirely new one.

[@coreylemon]

@@isaiahhh3510 Exactly, Cap would just end up sitting on a bench in a reality where Thanos won, and the roll of the dice was wrong so Dr. Strange couldn't salvage it.

[@GoldLight73]

I am fairly certain aim Hulk and Ancient One discussed this. The branch was eradicated when the stones were brought back because there was no longer a contradiction; changing history will make an alternate timeline, but changing it back undoes the split. Ergo, when Cap returns the stones, he defaults back the main timeline, and then proceeds to marry Peggy.

[@isaiahhh3510]

@@GoldLight73 Wasn't their conversation about how the stones create stability within the Universe and removing one of them has ramifications? Because the scene just had the branch go black when a stone was removed then returning to normal (yellow) when the stone is returned.

[@zigmus00A]

Woolie is just bummed he has yet to experience time travel himself and bring about the Second Coming of Madden

[@jackrulez92]

I also remember Black Panther saying "Hey Clint" from when I saw the film in the cinema, but I've watched it several times since at home and I can't find that moment anywhere. Someone help

[@R0B1NG5]

The only thing it was missing was Nick Fury splitting wigs in the final battle with a pistol and some improvised explosives. Some people getting wiped out in that movie. And he didn't even get to partake.

[@Horatio787]

I look forward to rewatching all 50+ hours of these movies some day.

[@Ipsenscastle]

Okay, primer on Marvel timelines, they don't split infinitely for every possible quantum difference - they split for irreconcilable major changes like Loki fucking off, but prime timelines will heal from minor retroactive changes, so returning infinity stones to where they were taken from, or Steve living twice through the same timeline is fine, the timeline just adapts to stay consistent.

[@Hillthugsta]

Cap didnt say Assemble loud enough. But the fact that he said it got me hype as fuck.

[@Creampuff18]

Here's how i explain Cap being back and old. He went back lived his life and when Carter died he jumped back to right after they left to steal the stone but before they came back with the stones and then went off and hid somewhere until the funeral happened and sat on the bench

[@umbrellashotgunman]

Cpt Creampuff Russo’s confirmed it.

[@ProxyDoug]

The scene in Thor 2 where Cap might have given the hammer back is when Friga fights Malekith. Thor jumps off a window and the hammer comes from the somewhere else.

[@Jay-ln1co]

The thing with Gomorrah is weird. I mean, imagine being pulled to a different universe where you're dead, and people around you know you and some dude was in a relationship with you, and they're all gonna pretend nothing happened. That's some fucking Armin Tamzarian shit.

[@69Kazeshini]

Nebula sends them to virmire you have to sacrifice one of party members 😂

[@Hillthugsta]

....goddamnit. 😅

[@violetshadowstone5250]

At least age sent the meh team.

[@Mr.2Dirty]

I think they’re forgetting that the whole bringing back the stones that Hulk and Ancient One theorized is that they had to bring them back the exact moment they took them.

[@Житинеможливо]

CAPESHIT LYFE EDIT: If Caps last stop is 1945 it was probably where he left the space stone/Tessaract because that's where he and Tony pick it up from after Loki bails. So cap leaves it and himself in 1945(ish) and that's his endpoint with Peggy and the stone is there for Endgame Cap and Tony to take. We just never knew up to this point that Loki also takes the Space stone because remember he HAS THE TESSARACT in the beggining of Infinity War.

[@Mandorf603]

Nebula totally knew She said something along the lines of "they'll be fine as long as they don't fall out" She decided not to tell them cause she knew that they would fucking argue about it the entire ride there and would probably end up hating each other by time they get there, thus making the whole thing moot. By not telling them about the sacrifice, she made sure the sacrifice would still work.

[@CringeLover]

Wanda, Scarlet Witch, was infused with the powers of the reality Stone. As for the time travel thing, so long as they return everything to the point in time where it was taken from the branches would be snipped. That means returning the time Stone to the Ancient One the Tesseract or the space Stone to the shield bunker excetera excetera. And yes Loki being free with the space Stone changes that timeline. But like Professor Hulk explained you can't change the past. I'd wager that the Disney Plus show will cover 2012 to 2018. Thanos did say he was an inevitability. So all the stones would eventually make it back to him anyways.

[@Hillthugsta]

The Mind Stone. Wanda was infused with the power of the mind stone.

[@CringeLover]

@@Hillthugsta My bad

[@fostertalks2327]

The reason Tony can pull of the stones so easily is the same reason they move into place before he says I am Iron man. Which is because his suit and the gauntlet are both made of nanobots.

[@nobodyspecial675]

I actually find it strangely appropriate to revisit Thor 2. I can imagine a timeline where they only went back to the hits and we're all joking about how they avoided the bad ones, but they actually had the balls to go back and get something interesting out of the most infamously lame movie in the series. Focusing on his mother's death actually fit Thor's arc pretty well.

[@dsg2v]

Cap coming back old on the bench still has me confused

[@zeterzero4356]

He lived his life.

[@dsg2v]

@@zeterzero4356 well it's not the old part that confused me, it was why he was sitting there on the bench like he was waiting for them, when he lived his life in a separate timeline

[@canismajoris3959]

@@dsg2v After he lived his life, he used his time travel watch to hop back to the main timeline and say goodbye to pass his shield to Falcon.

[@Peteaguy]

@@canismajoris3959 Why did he appear on the bench then? Shouldn't he have appeared on the machine?. The movie makes it out like he waited on that bench because he knew they'd be there that day

[@canismajoris3959]

@@Peteaguy The time travel devices also function as teleporters. Remember when Cap and Tony went from 2012 New York to the 1970 air force base?

[@VampirsTTG]

pat is wrong, sky is blue, fish is swim, baba is you

[@System509]

It annoys me that the part where Thor kills Thanos is supposed to be treated as this heartbreaking "we officially failed" moment but everyone laughed like it was a joke.

[@furyberserk]

Banner should have fought Thanos for a rematch after learning some moves from Drax, who should have had at least one good moment as not an indestructible jobber.

[@GSSAGE7]

But Drax got dusted, remember? I think the reason Bruce is such a pussy is because he ISN'T the Professor, like Woolie wants, he's literally just Banner in Hulk's body. The Professor also had Hulk's personality in there too, so he actually had fighting instincts, rather than Bruce.

[@masonawsomepants3861]

Did anyone else have a tear go down their cheek at how fucking epic the assemble moment was?

[@sawysauce1256]

Woolie strikes me as someone who didn’t understand Momento.

[@TitanSix]

Pat completely didn't get how time travel works in this movie. Past cannot be altered because traveling to the past is still your future. So there aren't two Caps in the endgame timeline. He lived out his life in another timeline and then used his time bracelet thing to return to the endgame timeline just after he left. No altering the past. Past is set in stone.

[@zeterzero4356]

Then why was he on the bench? I'm of the opinion that Pat is right on this one.

[@TitanSix]

@@zeterzero4356 He probably used the device earlier when they were not there to see him coming back. Regardless, doesn't matter how he came back, only that he did.

[@draknusdesderdus7506]

It was confirmed that when Captain America showed up as an old man he was coming over from another timeline. That was not just him aging. This was not shown, but it was confirmed after the fact.

[@draknusdesderdus7506]

This means Wooly is right. And also that the time rules they set in this movie are in fact never broken.

[@Digsidian]

How does Pat get the Captain America thing wrong? Dude did not just live his life and walk over. The entire movie sets up that that is not how time travel works.