Castle Super Beast Clips: Don't Name Your Kids Khaleesi

[@N00BSYBORG]

Don't worry Woolie. Everything will be retroactively fixed in Game of Thrones: Shippuden. They'll get George back on board. Starbucks will be made canon. Everything will be fine.

[@pyropoyo]

everything is gonna be daijoubudesuyo woolie don't worry about it dattebayo

[@penzorphallos3199]

Starkbucks

[@HoChiMints2007]

*no one's ever really gone*

[@bearandthebull2372]

I....i dont even watch got and i fear this happening.

[@MaterialBlade]

game of thrones: brotherhood

[@SuzakuX]

Even if Daenerys turned out to be the most kind and noble ruler of all time you shouldn't name your kid Khaleesi. That's like being a big fan of Luke Skywalker and naming your son Jedi.

[@In-The-Zone]

Jedi would be a dope name tho. Just spell it like Jedai.

[@lanni5]

@@In-The-Zone the coward way that is

[@BeePuncher]

@@In-The-Zone Go all in with "Jedi" or not at all.

[@terrinater]

My last name is Soto... Apparently my mom tried really hard to name me Han.

[@VanTesla]

Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El, but celebrities name their children weird more frequently than most people...

[@R0B1NG5]

Name your baby Khaleesi and set it on fire to see if it survives. If it does you win a GoT dvd box set and Turok for N64.

[@Житинеможливо]

TUROK FOR N64!?!?!

[@lanni5]

Not even a blueray No respect The turok is hype do

[@Sasupoika2]

If it doesn't, at least you can get Shadow Man as consolatory prize.

[@dullroar2673]

If it dies you get a child coffin embossed with the Shadow Man logo for free

[@mikeylambda1322]

Make it the Turok trilogy

[@ImperfectWeapons]

Sad Affleck is heartbreaking. I get the impression that he legitimately thought he was participating in the fullest, most matured realization of his character as an archetypal figure, and that BvS was going to be a brave, thoughtful, classic film that he could always hang his hat on. The director was so confident. The cinematography invoked Renaissance paintings. There were stirring monologues. It had symbolism (and stuff). It was going to be amazing. Next thing he knows, he's sitting next to Cavill, who's acting his ass off to keep up appearances, and he's wondering how bleach tastes as the whole thing burns around him.

[@Namasknight]

@glitter i would normally not give opinions on those types of situations. There is sometimes reason unhappy couples stay together. Then to cope or to get back the feeling of being loved and wanted you do things... in this case the maid.

[@axongear9650]

Can't wait to one day name my future son Griffith. I'm sure nothing will go wrong with this idea

[@danieln6613]

Just as long as you remember to put your grasses on

[@kamenriderDemon]

tbh Griffith is a dope name, its gonna be fineeeeeee lol

[@danieln6613]

​@@kamenriderDemon Lil' baby Mozgus

[@AsyaCSmith]

It's just a name you nerdo. People had it before the drawing, people will have it after.

[@zaneseibert]

"No no, you see I named him after Andy Griffith. Doodoo doo doo doodoodoo doo."

[@MrMcBaine1]

"Brutal and painful to watch as characters start making decisions that are completely against everything that they would have done up until this point..." Lol, let me tell you about a character, named Stannis Baratheon. A huge book nerd can spot the subtle difference. Book Stannis: "If I die in this battle you sit my daughter on the Iron Throne or die trying", Show Stannis: "I guess I burn my daugther for better weather, lol."

[@angela_merkeI]

Yes. Exactly. Daenerys fans are going through the same pain we went years ago.

[@tonlito22]

@@angela_merkeI They deserve it. They've mocked our pain for too long.

[@mgskomododragon10]

"Don't name your kids Khaleesi. Name your second child vergil"

[@samazam4221]

Woolie raising his eyebrows when he read the "secret" text is priceless.

[@Myrrith16]

That was them learning about the ProJared shit, right?

[@EvilPineappl]

@@Myrrith16 i feel like woolie's reaction to projared stuff would be a bit slower build up. unless they are good friends with the people involved (they might be, im not sure) this seems like a reaction to something simpler

[@2la84me]

@@Myrrith16 Not necessarily, more than likely it was a real REAL hot take on GoT that Pat probably sent for lolz.

[@clanofclams2720]

@@2la84me no. it was unrelated, and happened almost exactly when the pics leaked.

[@xx123manxx]

this aint a clip this a quarter of the podcast

[@slifer875]

and the problem is????

[@Rebazar]

"Segment" would probably be a better word

[@SoraMotto]

*EVERGREEN CONTENT*

[@DEEJAYisAWESOME]

slifer875 Cleepa

[@clanofclams2720]

@@RDV333 bruh, if you take 4 hours from a 4h15m podcast, that ain't a clip.

[@benhramiak8781]

I imagine people tuning into this episode and asking if this is a got channel, like with plague and dragonball

[@joemiraglia4020]

And Naruto and furries

[@ExaltedUriel]

It doesn't help that their borders have art of castles and other generic fantasy stuff.

[@abraxas4261]

@@joemiraglia4020 But Plague's channel *is* a furry channel

[@SoaringLettuce]

Oh, please let it happen.

[@BeePuncher]

@@ExaltedUriel That's a screenshot of a Demons' Souls cutscene.

[@benhramiak8781]

I burst out laughing at sweet baby Griffith

[@badhoplite7299]

Y'all I've never seen an episode of the show and have absorbed it entirely through peoples reactions on Twitter and let me tell ya as a man with no skin in the game it's quite entertaining.

[@RogueBlood343]

I skipped this season because last season was so disappointing and I had a bad feeling about this one, it’s entertaining to watch people who thought I was crazy turn on the show week after week in waves

[@AsyaCSmith]

I haven't watched it yet and I HOPE for the worst. I'm excited.

[@RogueBlood343]

Dangerous Duality don’t get excited, I’ve seen the leaks and Kit Harrington says it best “Disappointing”

[@logandh2]

Pat is the one who knows it through osmosis, Woolie has been an active viewer for years

[@zipzopzoobitty]

Indeed, I am right with you there brother.

[@Arbal3st]

Kit Harrington: "DISAPPOINTEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

[@oradrive745]

I just watched that clip the other day

[@erikwilliams1562]

I understood that reference

[@RanMouri82]

Muh queen, though.

[@Egalia_1]

"They're raising white flags!" "Okay, let's open fire!" "Wait wha-" The innocent people surrendering were slaughtered. It's always sunny in Westeros.

[@Kreacher13]

* the episode title* Danny Kills everyone

[@robertfox9301]

It's always sunny in westeros se08 ep05: The gang commit war crimes.

[@Th3SmartAlec]

Having not seen GOT, is this the equivalent if Silat, Ricker, Guts and his crew in Berserk rolled into Falconia and killed all the human military / citizenry?

[@Kreacher13]

@@Th3SmartAlec yes

[@Brainwave101]

Kill the innocents now so that they can't get revenge later.

[@hazelaguirre3183]

For real tho, next week is when Woolie's limiters will be fully removed and the sun will be eclipsed

[@quentinbrown9300]

We shall experience Woolie Requiem!

[@ghostfear2011]

George R. R. Martin almost immediately came out and said that he’s not done with the last 2 books basically saying that the actor who said that is lying. I have already come to the conclusion that it will never get done.

[@SSVCloud]

I mean, he's gonna die before he finishes the books.

[@M7S4I5L8V2A]

No he just has to copy the show though.

[@ethans7588]

@@M7S4I5L8V2A Apparently there are like 20 people who are dead in the show that are still alive in the books. If he does ever get around to writing them they'll be pretty different

[@fien111]

Can't have a bad ending if it doesn't HAVE an ending

[@randomfox12245]

Not like he'd lie or something x3

[@bumblequeen3287]

I recall Pat taking a jab at Kratos in the God of War 2018 LP (on the Super Best Friends Play channel) where he said "a white flag means your enemy will be easy to kill." I feel like that quote heavily relates to the current state of GoT, or at least Daenerys.

[@RanMouri82]

A shortened final season was the white flag for D&D to murder GoT super hard.

[@quentinbrown9300]

Now I'm missing sbfp

[@thekiller71711]

52:15 Castle Super Beast - Feat. ProJared

[@We1mann]

Yeah, my thought exactly.

[@conorgleeson2453]

Alvaro Eltz Pat’s laughter warms my soul.

[@mehlliont]

What did Pat text him about?

[@oddbark]

@@mehlliont it was ProJareds cock

[@FullMetalOstrich]

Castle Super Beast Clips - Don’t name your kids Jared

[@soliduswasright678]

Usually Pat is the one to pop off about stuff, so it's cool that Woolie gets to go beast mode for once.

[@redmilo92]

Another hour of Woolie ragging on Thrones? Yas please.

[@everforward5561]

There's something outstanding about being possibly the biggest disappointing end since "LOST".

[@madtownluthier3325]

THERE'S STILL ONE MORE!!! They can still let us down harder.

[@everforward5561]

Back Down: GoT Edition "Back Down is Coming."

[@Gorfinhofin]

Lost's ending wasn't what people expected or wanted, but I feel like the show led up to it in a logical and well-written way, and despite half of the mysteries being answered with "it's magic" I personally still really enjoyed it. I can't say the same about GoT at the moment.

[@HellecticMojo]

@@Gorfinhofin you can't say it ended up logical when it's answered to be magic with no rules laid before it.

[@Gorfinhofin]

@@HellecticMojo I mean, the magic does have some logic to it. What I meant to say was that people expected there to be a meticulous sci-fi explanation for everything, when it was really a fantasy story all along. I do think the writers are to blame for that for teasing both possibilities.

[@austinvirts5891]

Pat: there's a lot of energy in the air Fire is energy... That is perhaps the most correct thing Pat has ever said

[@SteelBallRun1890]

After the series ends, Woolie will take the black. Pat will sit on the Gamercube throne.

[@robertcopp2411]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 Woolie will give up the black for a jet pack though.

[@NexusFontaine]

@@robertcopp2411 not if the script writers have anything to say about it. Expectations...subverted

[@Abdega]

I’m still out of the loop, what’s a gamer cube?

[@alexandercastro-vera8641]

Pat got a special seat designed for gaming times and it looks like he’s in a high chair/impromptu MODOK cosplay. It has since been christened with the title “Gamer Cube”.

[@effluviah7544]

I really love these long clips on KZbin from the podcast which covers an entire conversation topic. I actually started listening to the full podcasts because these clips don't just cut off annoyingly in the middle of a sentence or something, like lots of podcast teasers do. Gives me a sense of what the tone of the show is/will be, and idk I just think it's smart. 👍

[@Mr.2Dirty]

I think the second half of this season con be considered “Arc Nullification”.

[@MegaBichiX]

Let the Gyro Cold beging

[@kurowasanabe]

"Game of Thrones was not okay" -3 hours, 18 minutes

[@jmanjman2685]

We need a Steel Ball run version of GoT. Just reimagined version of this show. With stands.

[@Brainwave101]

Everything is better with stands.

[@HExtraordinaire]

You had me at "we."

[@TimBagels]

Why SBR specifically?

[@proffesionalidiot5994]

@@TimBagels Because SBR is really good. Also it's an alternate version/universe version of the previous parts.

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

@@TimBagels SBR is an alternate timeline

[@Comkill117]

Limit Break Level 4: Omnishambles

[@yanipheonu]

I figure it should be something like Jumped the Shark. How about Burned the Landing?

[@ABonafideSkeleton]

I am definitely going to go with Burned the Landing. Plus since GoT is an incredibly well-known series there's a good chance that the term will catch on and become an actual term like Jumped the Shark did.

[@MegaBichiX]

while in an official kind of sence Burned the landing might work, i preffer the Zaibatsu term of "Arc Nullification"

[@zipzopzoobitty]

Jumped the Night King.

[@noobishmacgaming]

yanipheonu I figured “ringing the bell” should be the modern terminology for this version of “jumping the shark”.

[@librazero7454]

"Castle Super Beast Clips" = 1/3 of the entire podcast

[@pyrorecipelist2]

bite-sized for your convenience.

[@Ravelle17]

*1/4

[@JulesJuno737]

It's nice cause I can never catch the video stream!

[@randomfox12245]

Welcome to Mass Effect 3 again everybody

[@vivamexico254]

Holy shit. Yea thats exactly right... Like ive never watched the show but i tought i recognize the broken heart feeling this thing is oozing

[@cokeMONSTERps3]

Lost, Mass Effect 3, now GOT... anymore Gigabotches to go on the list?

[@TheNocturnal1]

What color is this though?

[@An_Actual_Rat]

@@TheNocturnal1 I think it's the red one.

[@cinebst]

@@An_Actual_Rat that's strong, that's strong

[@CureOptimismForHumanity]

All my friends and acquaintances have been pressuring me to watch GoT for 8 years, and I've never been happier that I didn't listen to them until now. I saved myself from a broken heart.

[@zipzopzoobitty]

Same , I dodged a huge bullet with this one, or arrow, I guess I should say.

[@girl600podcast]

But u would have enjoyed so much. I loved the Walking Dead. So much great tv. I’m lying, I think 🤔 . Knowing what I know now I woulda quit years ago. Tho I did enjoy so much of this. So I’m torn. Sunday made me this way yet I was glued to the screen. After the chaos the story hit me and I felt cheated.

[@MrDioXIII]

If you end it at season 4, all is good.

[@2la84me]

Now it's your time to say, you guys were WRONG now I get to pressure YOU into watching my trash.

[@JulesJuno737]

2la84me1 battlestar galactica tiiiiiime!

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

"Last year, 560 female babies were named Khaleesi," sweet baby griffith

[@Kango234]

So as someone who only watched one season of this, I tried really hard to NOT be one of those people who "laugh from the sidelines" since that just seems needlessly petty... but hearing that even the actors think it went to shit and GRRM trying to distance himself from it just makes this whole thing fascinating.

[@Zikk0_o]

Nah, GRRM approved all of it. He gave them the ending and has been fully involved the entire time. Granted people are just in their feelings about this episode because they played themselves into thinking the innocent looking girl who's been burning people for majority of the series couldn't possibly be this crazy. Majority of people upset, didn't pay attention to all the hints that she was crazy.

[@Ketsuekisan]

As someone who's only ever read the first book, is this about Daenerys? Cause everything I've ever seen about her has given me the feeling that she is/would be a villain.

[@angela_merkeI]

@@Zikk0_o That's simply not true. George isn't involved in the series anymore since season 4. Everything afterward is D&D on their own with a bit of the books. They came up with Arya killing the Nk and there's no way Martin finishes everything that rushed and does everything to "subvert viewer expectations".

[@Zikk0_o]

@@angela_merkeI Dude, he gave them the ending. Just accept it

[@angela_merkeI]

@@Zikk0_o Your statement about his involvement is still false. One question: Did you read the books?

[@Sanodi21]

The WoW hate train has more people from the inside than out these days, and they have every right to be as frustrated as they are

[@Picia000123]

It's interesting that George R.R. Martin disliked the fact that people were pressing him to finish the last two books because they're afraid that he will die before he finishes them (and he was right it is kinda disrespectful, you care more for the work of a person than him), but we got to a point where that can actually happen. So now Martin has an additional pressure of not living up to the expectations and running out of time, the TV show being a freight train crash in real- time and at the end of the day, proving the asshole fans that they were right: George R. R. Martin will probably die before finishing the books or just decides that he can't do it and it's ultimately on him. I would say that sometimes it's better to not finish the story than to give it a bad ending, but TV show already gave us that, so fans are already pissed.

[@ProfeTa6]

Except George RR Martin doesn't owe the fans anything.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

If he dies, just tell Sanderson to finish it. He's like the Kamiya of fantasy novels

[@Picia000123]

For sure, that's his right, he can do whatever he wants with his work. It's just a shame, because he was assuring fans a couple of years back to not doubt him and that he plans to finish it, just to not do it in the end.

[@CheetahsArePrettyCool]

ye, it sucks and I've accepted that the books probably won't get a published ending because of this-- my understanding is that GRRM's consistently worked on the Wild Cards anthology for like 20+ years (including since the last book was published), and he's either published work or been working on writing for ASOIAF-adjacent stories that aren't the core books, so I'm heavily getting the vibe that he's simply burnt out & bouncing to more rewarding projects that don't have high expectations hanging over them like ultimately I hope he's enjoying what he's working on, if we don't get another book because he's chipping at "The Winds of Winter" when he's ready and it's just happening at a rate that can't line up with the series getting finished then I'd still infinitely rather have that than him running himself into the ground

[@BeePuncher]

It's the same situation with people waiting on Half Life 3. That game will never live up to the expectations after so long. People hype themselves up with their headcanon and get super upset when their ideas don't happen. At this point, GRRM might as well ride it out until he dies.

[@distantsea]

I have actually worked with a child named Khaleesi at a daycare. That would have been the most surprising thing to learn on the first day if there wasn't another kid whose name was Furious. I am not joking

[@VYxFrost]

here's your word: Narrative Genocide

[@Shugamri]

Is it me, or does Pat look more CHONKier than usual? ...is his Gamercube the evolution item he's needed to finally turn into his true Modock form???

[@salsamancer]

I like episode 5, it felt like catharsis. We finally reached the breaking point where all the bad writing and shlock just collapsed in on itself in a glorious orgy of excess

[@monsterhiddenfromthesun210]

Not gonna lie: Glad that I left GoT at late S4. The writing and such just.... Ugh, felt so wrong there. Now I get to be on the outside of the dumpster fire!

[@ARMIV4]

Woolie dumping on Game of Thrones is my asmr. I've never even seen the show, but this has just been so satisfying.

[@PleasantlyLee]

Hello, I am named after the biggest fictional war criminal of 2019!

[@theoverlordofcats5511]

Pro Jared?

[@2la84me]

@@theoverlordofcats5511 Low blow.

[@ThatWeirdGuyFromWork]

Who is it

[@DEEJAYisAWESOME]

That Weird Guy From Work Pootie Tang

[@distantsea]

Same reason never to name your kid Eren or Yeager

[@zhentable]

50:20 this happened to Akame ga Kill, where when the manga caught up it changed everything because of the backlash on the anime.

[@Ketsuekisan]

Akame ga Kill is one of those? It's really far down my backlog, so I never heard that. Guess I'll move it to the manga column, then.

[@dricsi07]

36:45 That's a god damn anime fight. I love anime but it was just so not GoT honestly. I mean you went trough the motion: Good guy fights, get's overpowerd but at the end beats the opponent because determination.

[@bplup6419]

The consistent exponential drop in quality after GoT season 4 will never be matched.

[@Blurredborderlines]

Keep in mind, the leaks for Episode 5 were 100% accurate. Make of that what you will, viewer discretion is advised.

[@noobishmacgaming]

Blurredborderlines the ending is going to send people into the sky with anger. I mentally detached after episode 3, so I’m looking forward to the chaos

[@Hydrogoniise]

One of my boss's clients, a guy named Scott, just had a baby like ~3ish months ago and I shit you not THEY NAMED THEIR DAUGHTER KHALEESI

[@RazielBR]

You know what makes me way more pissed than the fact that they didn't wait for the ending where she flips out? FUCKING "KHALEESI" GETS RAPED ON SEASON ONE. Yes honey, we named you over this girl who's forced into sex with her husband who she basically was also forced into marriage so her brother could get an army, but look at those badass dragons!

[@a-zfan3229]

ONE HOUR! Let’s go! OMEGAFLOP!!!

[@Slasher9485]

I need to know what Pat texted woolie for him to make those noises.

[@jayalpha9163]

Probably that picture of ProJared in a sailor Mercury outfit

[@nackskott12]

I can't wait for the sequel, Re:Game of Thrones.

[@ExaltedUriel]

Game of Thrones: Final Mix

[@nackskott12]

@@ExaltedUriel Game of Thrones: The Second Barrage Or, alternatively, Game of Thrones: 2nd Gig.

[@bronsonarabie1078]

Game of Thrones: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance

[@nackskott12]

@@bronsonarabie1078 Okay, that's pretty good, I think this one wins.

[@valeria262]

Never backdown revengeance

[@CPL.van7]

When Pat said the bit about "The manga & Anime are so different they'll never meet up" That is essentially TWD.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Griffith is small-time. Name your kid Gambino or Donovan.

[@TAMAMO-VIRUS]

Name your kid Bed of Chaos, and watch how many people get PTSD just from hearing it

[@jakesommer3914]

Giuseppe Gambino

[@GhastPunk]

Jared.

[@pleochronic3028]

@@GhastPunk damn

[@lewishelme2692]

Eric Sparrow

[@NeoDMC]

And it begins.

[@RedTigerDragoon]

Noh, now etends

[@GundiMike]

you know what they say, khaleesi come khaleesi go

[@CPL.van7]

[Opening gate] Go. Be free you majestic bastard!

[@furyberserk]

Hyperfail Multiflop Quadruple backflop Mark the list.

[@ItsJustAJVJ]

Quadruple backflop is pretty strong

[@Dasaltwarrior]

... Would "LOST the thread" be applicable?

[@ghostlygourmet7217]

There's a word that already exists: TERAFLOPS. Can be used for measuring how fast someone can compute the failure.

[@Brainwave101]

Throwing the axe.

[@CPL.van7]

I'd like to throw in my phrase "Colosterfuck". (Collosal + Clusterfuck. Meaning "The biggest, or a really big, perfect storm of a clusterfuck").

[@SpaceLobstersGaming]

You're mad now, but game of thrones brotherhood is about to be LIT

[@MrDioXIII]

21:15 - Actor who leaked/stated that the books were on hold until the TV series was done was Barristan Selmy's actor Ian McElhinney.

[@Sam-bz5zf]

Man, I wish I could read the secret text.

[@CrouTheBlackwing]

57:43 Pat's "I'm gonna push it" KILLED ME

[@kanayamaryam5088]

My mom named me Alexander after the guy from a Clock Work Orange. She showed me the movie when I was six lol.

[@purplelemondoesstuff3044]

It's been 2 fuckin years and those fuckin books STILL AREN'T OUT

[@prowlingmonkey]

It's been 11 years since 'A Dance with Dragons', the 5th book, which was really just the second half plus a bit of the 4th book. He did release a book that was about the History of the Targaryens in 2018, called 'Fire & Blood', but that too ended incomplete. Really is frustrating

[@Arcademan09]

The fact you mentioned Gintama makes me so goddamn happy

[@RubyRoks]

"a cosmic warning to not give a fuck" is great life advice tbh

[@mr.monitor7943]

Woolie: I don’t have the energy- *Video is 1 hr long*

[@fenris5932]

Whoops, accidentally named my kid after Hitler

[@fenris5932]

@JosieCat If the kids were German, it's fine because Adolf is a super common German name. It's basically the German equivalent of naming your kid Adam

[@theoverlordofcats5511]

Vagabond!!! You GoT got!

[@fenris5932]

@@theoverlordofcats5511 can't ruin something if it never ends

[@Abdega]

Should have read the manga, Then you would have known why that may not have been the best idea

[@Comkill117]

I’m shocked that’s not a podcast title.

[@lamprdo]

I like the term 'gigabotch'

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Man coming back to this....I’m so happy I have a series like AOT that has a faithful adaptation that’s just so great in its foreshadowing, character development, etc, and with a source material that’s also great and WILL finish.

[@27TheMunchkin]

Seeing their facial expressions gives it new life even though I already listened to the podcast lol

[@billvolk4236]

Can't wait for Game of Thrones: Brotherhood.

[@Comkill117]

This sounds like you’re describing Mission 20 of DmC: The Rebootening.

[@rockdragon3]

"its a fucking human being you'e cursing with this name" hey at least they didn't name their kid "genital fissure" like amy schumer did

[@terrenceswiff]

World Trigger does the "let them react and grow" character writing thing and it's wonderful. You can never EXACTLY predict what will happen, but everything everyone does makes sense. It's not necessarily always the best method, but it can really work. Personally, I like to work with a combination of the two.

[@LadyViolet1]

7:00 This far in, and still no idea what this is other than it's something to do with Game of Thrones.

[@MrLego3160]

48:30 why the FUCK would you name a kid Anakin after the original trilogy. you'd sooner find a kid named DARTH FUCKING VADER after the OT than Anakin.

[@fpejanovic]

Awesome, in-depth spoiler free discussion!

[@kenny1197]

GoT got got

[@connorsmith1005]

"I am a shadow, the true self." - GoT writing staff.

[@bazzjedimaster]

The GoT cast can say now there were some "wipeouts" this season.

[@EvilPineappl]

do we know what the secret text was at 52:00

[@tenshiamanda]

I can't get over HBO offering them a 10 episode final season and D&D saying no. Like, it's kind of clear here that they were bored of the show and want to move on to doing something different, which is fine. Just hand over running the show to someone who does still care in that case, don't burn it to the ground on your way out.

[@alexhandro3163]

It's weird seeing this outrage as a person who bounced after season 4. The showrunner's adaptation choices were really spotty before they were completely free from the books. I wanna say I saw the writing on wall, but damn I didn't expect them to diarrhea bomb the futon so hard. I feel like a dodged a outrage bullet.

[@kevinsampath3088]

Woolie's reaction to Pat's text message makes me think he sent him spoilers from the leaks of the last episode. (Specifically who sits on the iron throne)

[@FOGSHIE]

But Pat is the lesser GoT fan. He also said it was unrelated to the discussion. The leading theory is that it’s ProJared’s dick pic.

[@ghostfear2011]

FOGSHIE It was confirmed that.

[@FOGSHIE]

@@ghostfear2011 Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

[@PILLOWSPINNER]

In danerys head: ‘ah you did good lassie, now you know what you have to do...burn the city down... burn them all!’

[@WTFisTingispingis]

This is why I decided on another name if I ever have a kid: Luke. Not everyone's gonna be like 'Haha Luke Skywalker' and all.

[@TheZombieKing]

They mentioned that deal on the podcast once. You gotta have a plan B to fall back when you need to explain your choice to other people. "I named my son Joseph after my favorite JoJo, but I tell people it's from the Bible." Ain't nobody backing down from this one.

[@b33lze6u6]

can a kind soul give me the ultra TLDR for someone who has never seen the show

[@penzorphallos3199]

Game of thrones is based on a very good series of books from the 80s (think lord of the rings level, with violence, sex and witty dialogue). Perfect HBO material. Up until season 6, the show only had to follow the books to use as script, there were a few disappointing changes but it was great all around besides that. Come season 7 and 8, theres no books to use as material since GRR Martin writes very slowly and isnt done with them. Characters from the tv show become stupid, change personality, teleport, plot holes, starbuck coffee cups, and the story just jumps all over the place. And Its a sad mess. Dan Weiss and David Benioff - the show runners (writers, producers, etc..), are getting major blame for it, justly or unjustly im not sure. A case of 'too big to fail' tbh, ruining a good thing. Atleast its a good thing its the last season.

[@b33lze6u6]

@@penzorphallos3199 ty dad

[@DonTokoroten]

@@penzorphallos3199 *come season 8 second half, s7 - s8e3 was amazing

[@pocketlint60]

Okay so you know how each episode of Always Sunny starts with the gang talking about something, then the title of the episode pops up and it's the exact opposite of what they said they believe/want to do? Game of Thrones is that, except the "pre-title scene" is 68 hours long and it's not intended to be funny, but still is.

[@joeavreg2254]

People wouldn't expect Ned Stark to die? Are you guys nuts? They cast Sean Bean, he's not surviving. We made jokes about it for months in the lead up to the first season. People ran pools based on when he would die.

[@akramirez]

I can't imagine any other reason you could be asking this besides only being able to hear a few seconds of this over an hour long video.

[@billvolk4236]

If Season 1 played by Season 8 rules, Ilyn Payne, Mirri Maz Duur, and that wild boar would all be on the box.

[@StrangeCoincidence]

the first book was published in 1991

[@jorkington5596]

Keep in mind, this shows viewership stretches/stretched far outside of the nerds that have either a) read the books or b) are aware that sean dies in everything.

[@andret3739]

I wonder what those people think about it now that GoT has pretty much dissapeared from the collective consciousness

[@cthulhuhoops]

Two years later and it's even further gone. HotD is barely a ripple.

[@isaiah2696]

My uncle literally just had a kid who he named Khaleesi so this is super weird as a non game of thrones fan

[@press_x_tojason]

52:14 Woolie's eyebrows: RAISED

[@darrianweathington1923]

Bloodvertise your Child's name while breaking the speed limit to watch Game of thrones

[@zhazha23]

Woolie, your constant references to scat are ruining the Sloppy Joe's currently in my hands.

[@aetherswipeplus7301]

This is the most "clip" clip from this show

[@DevonPalmer98]

I’m going name my kid Woolie

[@MegaBichiX]

Darlington Woolie (your last name here) of Maddentown*

[@TheComedicPCGamer]

don't name your kid after a known murderer, thief and liar

[@MegaBichiX]

@@TheComedicPCGamer Are you kidding me? That only gives the child further strenght, the Woolie social link only empowers the stats of the newly form baby

[@Ketsuekisan]

What if the name Woolie is like One For All, and every bearer of the name is more powerful?

[@DevonPalmer98]

Ketsuekisan Woolie is All for one, there can only be one

[@lilking901]

Twitter makes me want to witness the dumpster fire, but Woolie reminds me that I don’t know what I’m messin’ with.

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

hot damn this podcast is a gold mine for catchy phrases.

[@Mahaveez]

I have only seen the first episode of GoT and I gotta say, this was a pretty enjoyable conversation. Also really feel like I saved myself a lot of time.

[@CappuccinoSquid]

THE ELDER DERP

[@triburst]

Well to be fair the mountain was sadistic unless we're gonna forget how his brother got his leathery face.

[@Trustworthy_McLegitimate]

in fifty years, after the books have been finally finished, maybe the series will reboot in a fully CGI, like super realistic CGI where the Uncanny Valley has been finally succumbed. The series will be titled appropriately A Song if Ice and Fire, each season will have the sub Titles of Game of Thrones, Clash of Kings, etc.

[@CastlesComments]

Hey remember in the Breaking Bad finale where Walt suddenly got every man, woman and child in Albuquerque addicted to meth? Man that was real sudden after 5 seasons of trying to keep up with his teaching during chemo. But he did have that one dream where he choked a dude with a bike lock so I guess it all makes sense.