Castlevania: Rondo of Cards

What is UNO? A miserable little deck of cards!
Original by NovaArby: • Dracula & Richter - YO...
/ @novaarby
Music:
Castlevania Rondo of Blood - Cross a Fear
Castlevania Rondo of Blood - Dance of Illusions

[@DextremeArrow]

The fact their portraits changed every time they spoke was hilarious

[@captainpepsi353]

Speak of the devil

[@SketchHusk]

And they had to, didn't they?

[@Sabba7h]

the lego one had me in tears 💀💀

[@cressedangel123]

I lost it at Kyo

[@Klonoahedgehog]

The hotel transylvania pic and Kyo pics cracked me up

[@coenisgreat]

I like how Dracula is sitting more casually on the throne, but upon richter’s approach, rearranges himself into his Symphony of the Night pose :P

[@thesock1657]

he's checking his phone, too

[@alexeyeliseev6322]

What is a man

[@FistofSteel1900]

@Dio Brando E-SECRETS

[@Snypor]

@@FistofSteel1900 gamer

[@UnhingedMind]

I want that as my avatar tbh. that's how I feel 24/7

[@MickyVideo]

What is a Uno!? A miserable little deck of secrets! But enough talk, have *plus 2* !

[@kraken8255]

Yo I'm so kraken up🦑

[@Gang3rs]

*reverse card* no u

[@outsidercain3038]

@@Gang3rs It failed because I use Exodia

[@hadolfitler3316]

See this boys, this is an original comment. Crafting a quote that is unique for this vid. Here's you're like. This kid is going places.

[@makotohan166]

Nah, that special rule wild card “pick up the whole fuckin deck”

[@HeroG9000]

“You don’t even have to break one of my candles for it” is such an underrated line

[@knightrohan1]

Like he's aware Richter and all the other Belmonts are openly vandalizing his candles and other furniture.

[@ultraspinalki11]

Do you know what he says right before that line? I can't make it out over Richter's yelling :(

[@RAY296]

Paulo Penado “ITS A FUCKING CARD GAME!@

[@beevstew1896]

nobody: count chocula: "you don't know a goddamn thing"

[@CherryDKaya]

I love the part where he calls him a fleaman

[@noellesato311]

I feel like I’m watching an animated version of Robot Chicken

[@ryanplatts7524]

Yeah dude it was about time they made an animated version

[@ozoneooze]

God why do I look down here?

[@DataDrain02]

I was thinking the same thing honestly. It really reminds me a lot of Robot Chicken. Since it has a very stop motion feel to it. It's like if Robot Chicken used 3D models instead of figures.

[@cryw1092]

Ah... this is too easy. Got to be bait.

[@smashjumperz3138]

Funny how Robot Chicken is already animated

[@clawz161]

The sequel no one asked for but everyone secretly wanted

[@SharkLordProductions]

666th like. Now give me cookies or something or whatever you get for the 666th like, I guess.

[@justaclam9141]

@@SharkLordProductions Death?

[@Medachod]

@@SharkLordProductions You don't get any cookies for handing out a like, you heathen.

[@SharkLordProductions]

@@Medachod Aw, darn. Well, it was worth shot.

[@Potramon]

Now i could imagine ether maria or alucard walking on that discussion

[@redlink8734]

I like how one of Richter's portraits was just Kyo Kusanagi

[@hyliandoctor]

KOF is coming back, boi.

[@setsers1]

@@hyliandoctor BOOYAH

[@AverageShotoMain01]

Wow, didn't think someone else would even know who he is Xd

[@atbtrendy9932]

Richter for KoFXV

[@Magnet_Chaos]

How come Smash has 2 SNK characters but Castlevania only gets one?

[@Someonewithaspace]

Seeing a Lego Dracula Saying "YOU HAVE UNO" is the best thing i ever saw

[@samyb4566]

0:19.

[@samyb4566]

Well, now you can watch it repetitively 0:19

[@Someonewithaspace]

@@samyb4566 Thanks

[@samyb4566]

@@Someonewithaspace No problem.

[@spookydevil7698]

666 likes to this. NIIIIICE

[@mookillays2283]

this implies that dracula bought the morning star, the belmont family whip, and it came with a free digital copy of uno

[@liamanderson7082]

Name of the family whip is actually Vampire Killer, like the song. It's plausible that VK is like a uniquely designed Morning Star, like something you'd win from raffles or tournaments. Dracula just got a Morning Star that held up better than the Giant's Knife.

[@gabrielmoreth4482]

@@liamanderson7082 actually VK and MS are the same whip. MS is the upgraded version of VK. It appears when you got the powerup in the older games. Good week bro.

[@liamanderson7082]

@@gabrielmoreth4482 True, but that MS is still technically named VK. It's just a different variant. The name of the Master Sword in Link to the Past / Link Between Worlds doesn't change when the blacksmiths enhance it, right?

[@bailujen8052]

Dracula: you don't even have to break one of my candles for it Before the arguement Richter already broke 2 candle piles

[@pinguin4898]

@@bailujen8052 well he didn't have to

[@Mani-ql5jg]

"Is this going in the Belmont family repository?"

[@samifagnani7496]

nice

[@obsidironpumicia4074]

Yes, right alongside Trevor's penis spell collection.

[@roastingpotato]

No but it’s definitely going into the Belmont family suppository.

[@fumarc4501]

It’s the magical game of death.

[@luckycapgaming5957]

**Said by Maria**

[@XenoJace]

This will be a quality shitpost for years to come.

[@AndOK-qy2tv]

Correct

[@redfox4220]

I love to think richter actually did all that getting through the castle just so he can finish his argument

[@IcyAtlas]

That's the funnier outcome.

[@legendarycryptid2629]

Imagine if Hotel Transylvania Dracula was the main villain.

[@jesseking1403]

Someone needs to make Castlevania mods with HT Dracula and have him use Sandler's voice

[@mintystingmoon4787]

This hotel is a creature of chaos.

[@Ilovemariofan]

Belmonts will be sued for breaking and entering

[@Zeddak]

Castlevania: Hotel of Shadows

[@jacobmonks3722]

Ahh yes, the most terrifying incarnation of the Prince of Darkness yet: Adam Sandler

[@random3263827]

"You don't even have to break one of my candles for it!" Imagine if this was the real reason Dracula hated the Belmonts. 😂

[@morganfitch8325]

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO REPLACE THOSE FUCKING THINGS EVERY TIME ONE OF YOU BASTARDS TURN UP!? I'M CLOSE TO FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY BECAUSE OF IT!"

[@kashmello]

Dracula lazing around in his throne and then immediately making himself presentable when he hears Richter arrive around the corner is golden.

[@RestlessDipstick]

I could keep a straight face until Richter's portrait changed to Kyo.

[@itsyaboiChubbs]

I dont understand the joke

[@eviljoel]

It's a KoF character who has a white bandana and hair that's similar to Richter. It's really not a complicated joke.

[@itsyaboiChubbs]

@@eviljoel I never played kof so I wouldn't have known

[@jasonblade4956]

You dont have to. Its called a picture.

[@eviljoel]

@@itsyaboiChubbs Even if you haven't played KoF, how do you manage to miss a "this character looks like this other character" joke? Do you have bandana-blindness?

[@hatlessatlas]

Leon: The Belmont clan shall never forget its purpose for fighting Dracula! *6 generations later* 0:28

[@LoneSWarrior]

Does not mean they can't find another way to fight.

@@LoneSWarrior I like to think they got a lot more casual about it.

[@heinrichze-france4089]

Quite frankly that's one of the only way immortals fight anymore. Either: * you get a lot of people to do the fighting for you * settle things over board and card games * create rival business to continue and benefit from conflict * settle things over a coin flip. quite honestly I could see a game that would just be two immortals playing family feud just because they ran out of fighting techniques and weapons.

[@somefries3101]

Trevor belmondo: dracula you made your son cry, im gonna have to kill you even if he's still an idiot. Cristopher: bitch would you like it if i took your son? Simon: you said you would suck my dick if i went to your house, *crouch and open your mouth* Juste: dracula your house is a freaking mess, i'll take it and clea- **dracula's crib disappears* Richter: I DON'T HAVE UNO MOTHERFUCKER John: don't test my metal son! Jonathan: YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME 🤬🤬 Dracula: i don't even know who you are Julius: so yeah uhh i have to kill you like in this game called Castlevania IV dracula.

[@mobgabriel1767]

​@@heinrichze-france4089 Zeus when Osíris pulls a duel disk and yugioh deck:

[@16BitGamerCat]

What's funny is that Richter isn't exactly lying about having the oldest whip known to man. That is kinda what the Belmont whip is.

[@dotwarner17]

Though one does wonder whether it's literally same whip or it's been replaced bit by bit, Theseus' Ship style.

[@Mudkip971]

Missed opportunity to add the Sesami Street Count.

[@mattwo7]

Agreed. Should have used it when Richter was all "I don't have three! I don't have fucking four! (etc.)"

[@Rugnarstengo]

And also Vlad Tepes from Fate/Apocrypha :P

[@jaypeterman9721]

I think he was just sticking to other Dracula from other movies/etc. Including the others would have been funny

[@tchitchouan]

Muda muda

[@tavoknaza7086]

@@ddd7038 Patrick Setiz voice Dio and Dracula so it would work.

[@gabrielbrown6219]

The fact that he was kyo for a second there got me

[@Waylon128]

I like that this implies Dracula called Richter earlier, who decided to just argue in person

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

Their portraits changing in every dialogues made it even better.

[@minislymortalmeltdown3262]

I need the sauce for that pfp

[@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175]

@@minislymortalmeltdown3262 sta.sh/21tv83m8bluz?edit=1 sta.sh/21eml7yd9nz6?edit=1

[@minislymortalmeltdown3262]

@@justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 thank you good sir

[@MrSage0011]

How tf did you find never mind

[@comicluigi7]

@Onanii-chan well do you do It because funny há há or the orher thing

[@SmileytheSmile]

I bet Dracula made his UNO cards out of human skin. "What is a man? Nothing but a miserable little pile of potential raw materials for my UNO deck."

[@IsacPWNERXWilliams]

DRAW FOUR, DRACULA

[@kemix1006]

Isac Williams FUCK! I HAD THIS ALL PLANNED OUT *trails off*

[@setsers1]

🤨Does That Include The Foreskin Draw 4 Wild Card?

[@saidi7975]

Unfortunately, the cards did not last, for he did not tan them properly...

[@30year-oldboomer17]

calling someone a fleaman is the worst insult I'd ever have to live with

[@atbtrendy9932]

Still Better than calling him a medusa head

[@uberarms]

You fucking fleaman.

[@Soulraven2735]

Ok Boomer

[@paxhumana2015]

So far, the worst one is felch licker, and I doubt that someone will be able to top that one.

[@migelangeldejesusquinterog4584]

Is better than fucking frogs.

[@SetoShadowVT]

Dracula is so pissed he transforms into every version of himself threw out all of the multiverse lol

[@Raccon_Detective.]

They forget the sesame street Dracula.

[@z09np]

Here is plus 1 ah ah ah...plus 2 ah ah ah

[@jonathancristal]

True,the matematic vampire. XD

[@federalcasemaker]

They forgot Netflix Dracula

[@imfsresidentotaku9699]

​@@Raccon_Detective.That's not Dracula. That's Count Von Count.

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

The pictures that you used for Dracula is making me laugh more than the actual video

[@rogercameron6912]

Agreed!

[@gustavoortega3824]

I died when i saw count chocula

[@wafflekingdor5376]

Jetpackman 55 I also cried when I saw Count Chocula, but the Dracula from Hotel Transilvania transcended me into a pain of laughter and I supressed it.

[@PedroJaimeCostaPereira]

@@wafflekingdor5376 How about Lego Dracula?

[@LottePurrs]

Seeing lego dracula sayin fucking dick is halarious

[@ABAgamer_]

This looks like something you'd see on Robot Chicken.

[@lukelima]

Especially because of the stop-motion-ish animation of the characters.

[@darkdoctor1915]

Definitely looks like robot chicken

[@matthewrobinson2442]

I would genuinely watch an episode of Robot Chicken that just reenacts viral videos with stop motion and new voice acting.

[@TheTrueDrakana]

I just love how Drac chucks the glass straight into the wall

[@PeterDivine]

I still want to see an edit of the SotN battle where all of Dracula's attacks are replaced by flung wineglasses

[@_The_Squad_]

RICHTER! *_yeet_*

[@HexterXD]

0:19 The way Dracula said this is absolute gold.

[@alexpollard7199]

Now I'm imagining Richter in KOF.

[@mikaela5938]

Kyo and Whip's child

[@Next-xm2dh]

I want Captain Falcon In Kof

[@mikaela5938]

@@Next-xm2dh that would be pretty cool

[@Ghostface711]

Ngl I was hella confused when I saw kyo there lmfao

[@atbtrendy9932]

@@mikaela5938 more like whip's ancestor

[@kingdisasterdracula2017]

... Okay, despite laughing my ass off at the sight of Dracula screaming at Richter. The animation and voice acting in this is top notch. Now I must leave because I have screamed my last laugh out of me.

[@TheSeriousSentinel]

Dumpster Dracula sight

[@flyingguillotinesolvesprob9938]

Ah yes, Kyo Kusanagi. My favorite belmont in castlevania

[@skeeterskeet2546]

“Ugh. Another Belmont... I hate these guys”

[@Couriday]

Maria Renard- "Is this going on youtube?"

[@kingeddy7966]

Alucard:Yes

[@gregd9887]

I would watch Dracula argue with Richter for hours

[@Eira_]

The animation is so perfect I didn't even realise it was still SFM for a whole 20 seconds

[@eduardoavila646]

Then dracula trows a reverse uno card, and now the Belmonts are the vampires

[@fieryrebirth]

Poor Gabriel

[@rogercameron6912]

"Oh, are we doing the thing?" "YES WE'RE PLAYING UNO" "Okay. Mary, we're doing the thing!"

[@AlmightBlackDragon]

You steal men's SOULS! SOULS! SOLES!

[@Soulraven2735]

@@AlmightBlackDragon Me when someone plays a +4 card

[@Aflay1]

It was not by MY hand that I was once again givin FLESHHH _Fleshh_ _Fleshh_ _Fleshh_

[@javierlambis2039]

You dont belong to this world! World!

[@Sentinel_Savior]

-"We did thing!" -"H" -"Oh . . . "

[@b.w.s3165]

All I can think of is just DIE MONSTER- MONSTER YOU DONT BELONG- LONG IN THIS WORLD IT WAS NOT BY MY HAND- HAND THAT I WAS ONCE AGAIN- GAIN GIVEN FLESH FLESH FLESH F L E S H

[@nim4464]

Just saw it, and it's a masterpiece

[@OtakuSenzuri]

I was called here by-by HUMANS. Who wished to pay Me Tribute Tribute.

[@snowchi7689]

I mean, that's what reminded me of this, so...

[@kyoyamurasaki9169]

I love how Dracula is just checking his phone and then immediately gets into position, and then I lost it at the Lego Dracula portrait

[@troyy99]

0:38 lmao kyo portrait for Richter

[@beanbandit495]

I never realized how similar Kyo and Richter look

[@997Productions]

You should've seen how more similar he was to Ryu around the time SF Alpha kicked off.

[@MlGOnsCPeRpRoMaStErPrCmEaTmEM]

So nobody noticed how Richter completley went over 5 and 6 while he was counting?

[@Paranuui]

Cause 7 8 9

[@MlGOnsCPeRpRoMaStErPrCmEaTmEM]

@@Paranuui OH SHIT. Sorry I'm disletyyjkixic

[@fide1039]

It's because he DOES have them

[@missxmettastars5740]

Wait why was he counting again lmao it was hard to follow laughing to hard.

[@MlGOnsCPeRpRoMaStErPrCmEaTmEM]

@@missxmettastars5740 because he was talking about how he didn't have Uno, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9

[@revaryk6868]

"Is this going on KZbin?" - Maria Renard

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Alucard:yes.

[@BlizzyP039]

I like how Dracula was on his phone before Richter showed up

[@FilthyCasualty]

Dracula hates the Belmont bloodline for never having a single pack of Uno.

[@ayonowayo]

LMFAO THE KYO PORTRAIT

[@kamander.k293]

I was hoping the character portraits would turn into Jonathan and Dio.

[@LevenLappi]

I knew someone was going to post something about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure here.

[@luminousepoque8666]

0:38 I didn't expect that LMAO

[@depressedjotaro3496]

0:32 As a romanian,I can approve this.

[@lucrayzor9657]

Never in my life have I seen anything that makes so little sense and yet is so frickin hilarious anyway

[@Chaotix_]

I'm never going to get tired of this Uno meme.

[@KaeraNeko]

There's an UNO meme?

[@nim4464]

@@KaeraNeko the meme this video is referring to is a thing from 2012

[@KaeraNeko]

@@nim4464 I have since discovered and fallen in love with it, but I appreciate your information nonetheless!

[@blacktopsamurai9811]

Bruh Kyo in Richter's profile killed me

[@jomsht7116]

0:39 This fr made my KOF fan ass laugh, they both have the white headband and center parted bangs lol.

[@StickMaster500]

*I vanquish the UNO!*

[@ChromiumDome411]

U Don’t B E L O N G H E R E

[@Coralium]

YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@slimey630]

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BREAK ONE OF MY CANDLES FOR IT!!!!

[@sethstrattan7380]

I like how it ends with Adam Sandler and his Dracula

[@caedavch.9883]

I love how the music goes from “Den” (Stage 8) to “Cross a Fear” (Stage 2a) just to show that their braincells are regressing. And when Dracula gets mad, it immediately switches to the first hit of “Dance of Illusions.”

[@Megz_X4]

So Richter is Kyo now? Neat.

[@weirdo4rl613]

For a second i thought this was robot chicken

[@ziggystardust7001]

I ugly laughed when Dracula and Richter's portraits switched to lego dracula and kyo from king of fighters

[@acidmax572]

Kyo *KURAI YAGARE* Kusanagi, as *Bode ga O'Ritcher'ze*

[@KeithBwoi]

I love hearing Dracula's VA trying not to laugh

[@BeretBay]

I guess Richter is the closest thing were getting for having Kyo in Smash than Terry is.

[@oscarrenaupallares330]

When you tell to someone that you didn't get a single card in circle of the moon

[@liamanderson7082]

"Everyone has the Salamander and Mercury Cards, dipshit. They came free with your fucking Dash Boots."

[@heinrichze-france4089]

@@liamanderson7082 Well I didn't get it! I have the oldest boots known to man!

[@liamanderson7082]

@@heinrichze-france4089 No you don't; I got mine on day one, you fucking Poison Worm.

[@heinrichze-france4089]

@@liamanderson7082 Well, Mine didn't have it. And-

[@liamanderson7082]

@@heinrichze-france4089 You have them, you fucking dick!

[@ArceusAmaranthine]

The Robot Chicken style of animated movements is glorious.

[@moltenchloe4464]

Wow I never knew Kyo was a Belmont

[@stompchunkman4248]

Dracula chilling out and quickly sitting like in the game was hilarious.

[@simbriant]

The true source of hatred between Dracula and the Belmonts

[@darkflamemasterdeath2936]

How real men solve their social problems.

[@oohfun241]

Aight Kyo was a good one lmao

[@imthinkinwacky2859]

I'm somewhat disappointed Bela Lugosi wasn't one of Dracula's portraits.

[@galvatronsshitpostshack1855]

I love how one of the portraits was count chocula

[@fieryrebirth]

I wish my mom would get me a vampire-slaying, holy whip that has UNO installed on it.

[@oliviamancer]

The one thing KZbin gets right is my recommendations.

[@haydenfisher1387]

I didn’t know I needed Kyo Kusanagi as Richter in my life

[@KinAnimationsFTW]

FUCKING. INCREDIBLE. Also, the fact that you added Kyo in one of Richter's portraits makes me love this even more.

[@lumpcrittergravy]

You dont even need to break one of my candles for it!

[@user-bu2sf1gb5t]

Something about Dracula screaming "YOU FUCKING DUMB BELMONT!" is just hilarious.

[@mackenziewoloschuk7375]

The fact that Dracula went full demon when he said "FUCK" has to be the best thing I've seen in my life!

[@vertient71]

First it was hilda and marianne and now this... I'm scared

[@melissajmoody]

God, the line delivery is godlike.

[@AbramPlaysMC]

I thought this was going to be some Yu-Gi-Oh joke, but this was still worth the price of admission. ...which was free

[@heinrichze-france4089]

its free! ITS FREE! F*CK!!!

[@JonofArc]

Lmao kyo

[@tonybamanabonitomatopowers6057]

I laughed so hard at Lego Dracula and Kyo in the pictures

[@Zeppelee]

"You fucking dumb Belmont," said Vlad the Impaler, tossing his wine glass in irritation.

[@AnimeXIIIII]

Ah, yes I'm glad to see people reimagining the great battle between Deluxe 4 and Jahova, it brings a nostalgic tear to my eye.

[@Saben.C-Spoon]

Dracula's VA needs an award

[@lukelima]

When Dracula's portrait changed to Vlad the impaler I couldn't breathe.

[@RAY296]

The animation and delivery of “you don’t know a goddamn THING” is amazing

[@lukeontheplains]

The chord at the end combined with Drac's freakout gets me every time

[@BigStrap]

I just want you to know this made me cry laughing after I had been crying from stress for a while. Thank you so much for making my day a net positive 😂

[@brandonle-torres854]

As good as always, thanks for putting a picture of Kyo by the way

[@Magnet_Chaos]

When you realise that Richter looks more Shingo than Kyo.

[@MaskofFayt]

There's so many things going on in this video that no matter how many times you come back to it there's something new to notice

[@ItsJustAGuy]

Actually this looks like it could be a show that runs on adult swim

[@JoeyTheTricky]

I died the second I saw Kyo as Richter's portrait

[@titansjojo1445]

I didn't know content of this quality still existed on the internet.

[@hnfiiinc5993]

This captures the eternal struggle between Dracula and the Belmonts

[@SirDankleberry]

0:31 I love how he just pegs his goblet at the wall in anger.