History's Worst Non-Water Floods

[@quasar2115]

Interesting fact about the molasses flood: the agency in charge of the molasses container knew that the molasses was leaking, but instead of telling anyone, they *painted it brown so that no one would notice*

[@Platymapuss]

Well. That worked out amazingly for everyone didn't it.

[@notadog7773]

i just learned about this in history

[@-thanawat-8296]

bruhhh

[@meii-pn3qr]

If only they put in some extra money to keep those people alive longer, such heartless people just being responsible for all of those injuries and deaths

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Are they still a thing after it

[@topicvideosguy]

A little note that's often missed about the Dublin whiskey fire: It wasn't the same stuff you'd buy off the shelves that they were drinking. It was *undiluted* whiskey. That's why it was so flammable and that's why so many died from alcohol poisoning. People only drank what was to them a safe amount, but since it was undiluted, the alcohol content was several times more than that.

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Honestly I'm surprised there's enough alcohol to put an Irishman into the grave.

[@elissalesse8320]

goddamn , that’s cool to kno tho thank u lmao

[@Merin662]

Yes! Most of them only had one drink of it actually because it was on fire. Or it had recently been actively burning and was still extremely hot. And it burned them severely when they swallowed it, which aided in killing them, and prevented them from drinking any more. But the truth is always less entertaining than a manipulation of it.

[@XeaRae]

I’ve never met an Irish person who stopped drinking at ‘safe amount’ if free drinks were available.

[@twinboo529]

@@XeaRae then you’ve never met an irish person

[@Fayanora]

Imagine getting to Heaven and St. Peter is like "How did you die?" "Drowned in molasses." "Sweet."

[@atrilliontrifles]

ha

[@homosapien7989]

yea thats how it happened

[@sstff6771]

😂

[@perhapsawhitemale8144]

I see what ya did there...

[@cryguy6111]

Ye i died by drinking street piss beer

[@stormbladeschannel5216]

And most recently (09/12/23) a town in Portugal was flooded by 600,000 gallons of red wine after 2 tanks of wine burst. No one was harmed but one person’s basement was damaged

[@artfuldodgerrr]

Whatever divine being that caused that flood really said "fuck this guy in particular"

[@Sucullentbutter]

​@@artfuldodgerrrhe pissed off jesus

[@dakarejrf7372]

​@@artfuldodgerrrIt was an act of God, clearly

[@alanjohnson7117]

That's one way to get a wine cellar

[@101Volts]

@@artfuldodgerrr Not a "Divine" being so much, so much as it was just a God of Corporate - in other words, just people. In that way specifically, I agree. Such a God may have known about the possible problem whilst not caring.

[@lordfeish1927]

City: is burning to the ground Irish people: oh yes lets drink whiskey straight off the ground until we die

[@Diamond-Fox]

This concept should totally be an Irish drinking song

[@shahsadsaadu5817]

@@Diamond-Fox you mean... *yet* another irish drinking song😏😏

[@Diamond-Fox]

@@shahsadsaadu5817 YES! 😈😂

[@palidengamer2540]

and on FUCKING FIRE

[@panzu_979]

flaming whiskey*

[@stephhhie17]

Back when Fireball was flavored with actual fire

[@natthelizardgirl9312]

I think that's actually how it got its name

[@danger6371]

@@Snoffety Seal

[@your_local_nobody1222]

Spicy

[@yea1637]

1000th like lol

[@konokaiza]

1000th like

[@carsonpearce5980]

I am thoroughly impressed that all of these are alcohol related.

[@AlexAlex-lb5vl]

Im not

[@HannahTheRealComputerEngineer]

Well technically the Molasses one wasn't for making drinking alcohol it was industrial alcohol used for making bombs

[@carsonpearce5980]

@@HannahTheRealComputerEngineer Well, its still alcohol, and also thats really funny that the one exception to them being about drinking alcohol is for bombs.

[@arianebolt1575]

@@HannahTheRealComputerEngineer No longer needed since WWI ended, so just got piled up. A similar situation happened with the rocket fuel for the space shuttle after Challenger blew up.

[@logc1921]

@@HannahTheRealComputerEngineer Why where they using alcohol for bombs?

[@darokahn1025]

He knew exactly what he was doing when he titled this episode "history's worst non-water floods" and made the thumbnail his character blankly smiling in an ambiguous brown liquid.

[@greywolf7577]

Yes, I was waiting for him to talk about some sewer pipe breaking and flooding the street.

[@countryoffelines]

I thought about someone having severe diarrhea and it flooded the house or something

[@vizthex]

should've made it white liquid.

[@WindowsDrawer]

​@@greywolf7577well, at our school someone broke the sewer pipe and flooded the entire hallway and some classroons, so i hope that made your day a bit better or something

[@MewTheGoob]

​@@WindowsDrawerare you sane?

[@TheHuskyFamily]

mollasses is like liquid honey if not thicker, imagine a wave of liquid honey coming at you at 30mph loool

[@gary1471]

Oh god

[@jeltehoekstra2952]

I didnt know what it was but oh my god that sounds terrifying

[@Mythraen]

@@jeltehoekstra2952 I will tell you that it's also not tasty, unlike what Sam O'Nella implied. It has been a long time since I tried tasting it, but I can tell you that my impression was that it was extremely intense. I think it should basically be viewed as a concentrate. Anything tasty made with molasses has the molasses severely diluted.

[@jeltehoekstra2952]

@@Mythraen I don't even know what molasses is lol

[@whatthefl0ck]

@@Mythraen yeah it's too strong of a taste for me personally

[@rainyrayrae]

I don’t know why, but the phrase “non-water flood” fills me with unspeakable dread :)

[@dabstolfo277]

its because you have a boyfriend

[@rainyrayrae]

Dabstolfo i- i’m a massive lesbian?? And also single as hell??? So... no.

[@dabstolfo277]

Rae Hart uh

[@dabstolfo277]

Rae Hart shit

[@cranberryegg1236]

@THE VOID what the fuck

[@okaoibhin9317]

I'm from Ireland and I can imagine us still acting the same way 100+ years later

[@GlyphWitch]

Same, though it's ironic that I was born in london.

[@elvarestep3323]

My family is from Eastern Tennessee, so of course, one of my dumbass uncles or granduncles or something has died by avoiding taxes on booze.

[@dontreadmydescription4473]

DONT READ MY DESCRIPTION

[@mikudayoooooo]

@@dontreadmydescription4473 alright then, I won't. I respect your request

[@supremecalamitas342]

I am reading this in the demomans voice

[@dxtstegosaurus8904]

I actually had to do a calculus lab integrating surface pressure for the molasses flood. The tank was only capable of withstanding like a quarter of the pressure built up in it

[@nood1le]

That's an interesting project

[@alongal407]

That's really cool

[@SingularisPisum]

Yeah, in my intro to fluid dynamics, there was a problem related to that. Also another about a wine tanker that also met a similar fate as described in this video.

[@poudink5791]

@@Athermostar The Great Molasses Flood is very well-known trivia and has been for a lot longer than this video has been around.

[@theblackbaron4119]

The Irish never dissapoint. They always go hard.

[@mr.meowgi9876]

Hard nah the hard go irish

[@TheVikingPotato0]

That explains a few things about me as a person. It's shocking how many things about my personality have been almost perfectly explained by the fact that I'm over half Irish myself.

[@maddison5120]

That's what she said

[@coolian69]

Man I hate the Americans that say “um, I’m actually 45.894% Irish” like stfu Tyler

[@drew9351]

@@TheVikingPotato0 plastic paddy

[@danieldennehy3578]

Yes as a Boston citizen, we’re petrified of the molasses demons

[@theodoreprovencio9097]

Ayy a wadda ya mean by "molasses demons" huh?!

[@jazlynnsanchez5195]

same 😂

[@dragu_la]

fitting, I'm the 666th like lmao

[@Lofi_Man1]

I'm also a boston citizen and Im scared of them too

[@The.throngler]

Is it still sticky?

[@charon2588]

"Bere is heer" I dont know why I lose my cool over it but I've been laughing for 5 minutes now.

[@ominousforeboding5087]

69 likes pog

[@beany14055]

Same 🤣🤣

[@cilantrolime]

Be careful, we don't want to start a laughing epidemic now

[@suicideistheanswer369]

hahah ha ahahah hhahahaa haha

[@official_commanderhale965]

When it’s a German brewery 👀

[@gizmo_gadgets6482]

When Sam measured the collapsed molasses jar, he staked 4 “Sams” as the unit of measurement. 1/4 of 25 is 6.25, and .25 of 12 is 3 Based on the calculations, Sam is 6’3

[@dankscarce]

Exactly my thoughts

[@minaashido518]

-Or that’s what he wants you to think- *I smell a conspiracy afoot*

[@the_demon149]

Oh god

[@minaashido518]

Heheh past me made a foot pun

[@craigdavies2598]

Sans

[@toastysoysauce1830]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS DUDES TRANSITIONS ARE TOP NOTCH LIKE HE'S JUST TALKIGN AND BOOM HEY LOOK AT THIS SPONSOR

[@bundthead]

ToastySoySauce Sometimes im halfway through the sponsor when i realize its s sponsor

[@benjaminwang9267]

Hey! You should check out *Oversimplified.*

[@croquemaster314]

Benjamin Wang 𝑌 𝐸 𝑆

[@madjaster9620]

Eh, they're very predictable. "In short, (briefly summarizes the topic of the video and uses something to describe it). Hey! you know what else is (adjective used to describe said topic)!? *sponsor begins*''

[@h3rti785]

I bet he learnt how to do transitions from skillshare.com

[@thebigpew]

This is why im proud of my country we dont drown we die from alcohol poisoning

[@sephikong8323]

And a lack of potatoes

[@riileyhud]

It’s true

[@SaddamHussein-69]

@@sephikong8323 yeah cause the english went and nicked them all. And cause of a feckin blight. Good times

[@glitchlaboratorys6116]

I'm a Chicken oh ok

[@zs5636]

We are the only nation who the British empire tried to colonize and we fought them back, other than losing some of the north

[@cognozzle]

I love how Ragu is Sam's go-to "Horrible substance."

[@nuclearbomb9483]

It is dead babies after all

[@missingno2401]

prego today ragu tomorrow

[@sebbo_h7121]

@@missingno2401 prego ragu?

[@BUGID1999]

@@sebbo_h7121 ragu is made of aborted babies according to the Sam O Nella canon

[@Rauraurauuuuu]

because it's dead babies

[@CallingSkoot]

"And stained the water of the Boston Harbour brown for months" That's not the only time it happened.

[@dukeofasg3280]

Well, that time it was an expensive commodity and enjoyed by the upper-class. This one is the things used in making rum, which while pricey it is also somewhat common... And that time was a product of a political crisis, while this one is just bad luck. Still, I see your point.

[@acroissant5762]

There was a third time. When Boston got its first Taco Bell

[@jackstandproductions6558]

@@acroissant5762 oof

[@roondarmurnig338]

@@acroissant5762 There's isn't one downtown yet. They're franchising one soon™.

[@eagenthorror]

@@dukeofasg3280 was there an oil spill or something?

[@rubymochicarlile7535]

Same thing that happened to Boston happened in Bundaberg, Australia, except it was an explosion and after the river filled with rum and molasses, it caught fire! The river caught fire!

[@3digitsonthebac156]

If you think that’s bad, look up how many times Cleveland’s river caught fire

[@thatoneguy1085]

Several more in the way we promise.

[@ExtraRuRo]

Noice!

[@thedovahkiin1999]

Smoke on the water?

[@Tinygelatin]

"hey honey,the rivers on fire again."

[@taisey4512]

Dead guy: How did you die? Person who died: I drowned In molasses

[@charlottebowder5423]

*pays respects in New Englandian*

[@lilygrey854]

If you think about it this could be the same dead guy talking to himself in the afterlife equivalent of an insane asylum.

[@lilithcita6417]

Another person who died: bish please my town was full of burning whiskey so I drank it all

[@starrystrawberry8307]

@@lilygrey854 jesus christ

[@dontmindme2267]

Dead guy: oh cool I drowned in whiskey

[@FRIEDYOGURT-s4c]

it is tradition to keep coming back and binge watching sam o nella

[@jameshersom2536]

Indeed

[@FRIEDYOGURT-s4c]

@@jameshersom2536 hey fellow sam o nella binge watcher :)

[@Kxlsxz]

Going through mine rn

[@jinxed_ash]

same homie@@Kxlsxz

[@ZachariahJ]

@@jinxed_ash Just what I've been doing last few days. Forgot all about him - he popped up in recommends, and now I'm binging!

[@tangleshootburrfoot36]

"Slower than molasses in January." Finally got it. Thank you for that.

[@ayyylmao101]

DAMN, I DIDN'T EVEN REALISE

[@joshuastrong2398]

Egg sitt? 🏃‍♂️

[@lumonetic1124]

What's the joke

[@lumonetic1124]

@mayora 13 So am I...

[@101Volts]

"Slower than Molasses in January" - Molasses is a very thick liquid that moves slowly even in moderate temperatures, and "January" implies that it's freezing cold outside, where you would have Molasses. Making Molasses cold will make it move even slower.

[@theLadyofSpoons]

why is this not called “the boston molassacre”?

[@devmatlock6890]

this comment deserves more credit

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Absolutely underrated comment.

[@katyungodly]

Brilliant 👏

[@JustWowNick]

I wish I could save this comment because this is fucking *GOLDEN*.

[@MaxToddUniverse]

I actually cannot remember the last time i laughed out loud at a youtube comment, let alone this much

[@beebie_weebie]

Americans:*drowning in molasses* Canadians:*drowing in maple syrup*

[@also_arles]

me an intellect: drowning in soda

[@e14ee]

JustFor TheLOLZ learn to spell btw not funny

[@dustinp2932]

your names fit with your comments

[@Roanan.]

Scotland: *Gulps down flood of flaming alcohol and subsequently dies from alcohol poison*

[@ImranZakhaev9]

Plot twist, the great Canadian maple syrup heist was actually an attempted mass murder plan

[@marcusfelten8823]

Sam is a g for not shitting on the lady that got burned at McDonald's

[@2se757]

*Use Sam O'Nella's height as a type of measurement*

[@donna30044]

+Mäple Just so it doesn't supplant the smoot.

[@wokecaesar3157]

Obscure units of measurement

[@juans213]

1 Sam = 6'3 = 1.90 metres

[@autobothilt7864]

bemblebeh?

[@doomy821]

2 cm?

[@mint-flavouredsand8943]

holy shit, so that’s where the phrase “fill your boots” comes from

[@Jasmine-yw8pl]

also shooies

[@HartyBiker]

@@Jasmine-yw8pl hell yeah. Viva Miller

[@Raven-qx2jf]

Very classy

[@mint-flavouredsand8943]

@@Jasmine-yw8pl shoeys are an australian cultural landmark. nothing to do with beer flood

[@juanmora6521]

@@Jasmine-yw8pl oh boy, so thats were Dani Ricciardo got the shoey from

[@durianhead]

looking initially at the title and thumbnail, i honestly thought this video was going to be sam talking for 7+ minutes about his experiences at taco bell but this is interesting too i suppose

[@camper1749]

Wait what? this video isn't about Sam going to taco bell and flooding an entire city with liquid shit??

[@troubletruffle154]

Bassicaly every cities skylines flood

[@keelay8666]

i've been to a taco bell once with Sam, it was a very enlightening experience to say the least.

[@jaxonkight4227]

I would pay to watch that

[@muffins4305]

I thought that was mud

[@Epsilon_Rue]

I just realized, the fact that Sam used 4 of himselfs as measurement for 25ft means that's he's 6'3, which is terrifying. I always imagined him as like, your average high school student that puts in a little extra work outside of class, not my stepdad. Goodness me.

[@jessp8238]

😂😂😂

[@alexandermcclure6185]

stepdad im stuck

[@Xris10BUL]

@@alexandermcclure6185💀💀💀

[@thedapperrabbit113]

"Good morning, America" he says in England.

[@cinnamonaxis6256]

Lol

[@zt1663]

@Gacha is Controlling your kids wtf??

[@lawlbonczek]

England is my city

[@SaltyTreecko]

@Gacha is Controlling your kids you're telling people to stfu and making fun of people for liking different things than you so I wouldn't say you're the pinnacle of maturity

[@SaltyTreecko]

@Gacha is Controlling your kids I liked it.

[@eternalgt6708]

25ft is 4 Sam O Nellas tall, which means he is roughly about 6'3" He's a tall boi

[@thatgirl8036]

mhh hot

[@QueenVoodo0]

Damn it, you beat me to it. But I went into detail in my comment

[@karstais]

isn't that the heigth of penn jilette

[@wolfofalore633]

I’m 5’1 I hate being called shortie ;-;

[@aniyatv8337]

Wolf Of alore beat whoever calls you shortie

[@frailty7280]

refers to alcohol as *_social lubricant_*

[@brrndn7898]

@@CoinRingsUSA no. Good ol spit is the best lubricant

[@legion999]

Yeah, so?

[@gashadokuro_]

420 likes nice

[@wil.delaney]

Blyatiful Notice

[@kennaguirre6019]

I’m the 666th like!!

[@Mcspazz731]

R/grool is wild 2:54 a man of true culture.

[@Notruthallfeelings]

Right?

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

what is it again

[@universesixteen]

​@@EnheTook50Benadryl Google it unless you're a child then don't Google it tell your dad to Google it

[@hassanbrissett2976]

@@EnheTook50Benadrylsnail stuff

[@awoogaoogabooga3590]

they shoulda just got Tarrare to eat all the food floods

[@anemu3819]

He was

[@jesusloveskb]

They like

[@someoneawesome8717]

No his hangover hunger would kill us all, the Molasses mess would probably be gone in days

[@chickenlord9873]

YES

[@awoogaoogabooga3590]

Jack Anglim ayeee

[@lunareviews1100]

"Don't worry, This isn't the first time alcohol has torn my household apart"

[@JamesM1994]

Household, not family

[@samwansitdabet6630]

Spoilers man!

[@omarzaragoza7432]

Luna ....... You deserve an award

[@natedavid3873]

Luna Q. .

[@johnnyboom2041]

Oml

[@jackhazardous4008]

Imagine being one of the madlads who drank enough street beer to die of alcohol poisoning, they didn't just get drunk, they went to town.

[@scrithen2836]

They were already in town

[@vanilla5643]

@@scrithen2836 they went to city then

[@totallynotajellyfish]

Badass pfp man

[@jackhazardous4008]

@@totallynotajellyfish Tarma Roving from Metal Slug

[@totallynotajellyfish]

@@jackhazardous4008 Thoughts on the new Metal Slug tactics game?

[@pangwino]

I grew up in Boston, and I remember one time while at the local library they were telling us the molasses story. Suffice to say, I didn’t sleep for three weeks. Edit: And I nearly forgot to mention the girl who literally started crying when they mentioned all the horses that were put down after they got stuck. Moral of the Story: stay out of libraries

[@GrandGurple]

But how am I supposed to tell kids about the molasses flood story???

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

Nothing good was ever learned in a library

[@alexandermcclure6185]

@@TheNewRobotMaster not even a couple things that humanity was not supposed to know about? # _ #

[@dreadedsnail985]

Do you ever just drink burning alcohol from the streets?

[@dustinhargrove2129]

ACookieDealer I mean you wouldn’t?

[@f.iona.]

That's the irish👌👌👌

[@ray-ur4eb]

I mean, being Irish, of course I would!

[@burpostockings]

In moderation of course.

[@thedanielgunner]

if it's on fire with glass shards, chances are it's free. free is free. enjoy the falling of your civilization as you know it, so long as you're drunk doing it.

[@hypercube5276]

WHAT IS THIS ANIMATION SORCERY

[@inseut]

it's SKILLSHARE

[@sasykins3359]

Hypercube 527 it’s the devil’s work !!!

[@initialjeff2476]

Where?

[@TheGuy420]

3:34

[@DannyGruesome]

He traced it

[@elephantgodd94]

I'm actually crying right now. Sam Is on the trending page. He made it boys...

[@wedevs1832]

You're crying because someone made it to the Trending page.. You're weird

[@joylolly4458]

Maybe not crying, but I was kinda shocked and amazed to see he made trending. I'm quite proud of him, really😊

[@No-xw7mo]

ElephantGodd same

[@rumham7631]

If u were a real fan u would know hes already made it there before

[@icedlemontea9922]

he did it with “Journey of a Beef Cow” already but yeah my boi going mainstream

[@mehershrishtinigam5449]

this is so beautifully drawn.. i wish he'd do an art tutorial

[@murillocosta5044]

The animation budget was high for this one

[@ansonhu2677]

Yep 25$

[@ratanak3755]

awa

[@Alex-bg8fo]

The bots again.... GET OUT OF MY SCREEN YOU SATANIC FUCK

[@Alex-bg8fo]

no, Begone THHHHOT

[@robertphillips5551]

Porn hub

[@catlamp9894]

1:11 Sam is officially 6'3

[@Ryan-fk3oi]

Did someone say 6 feet 😍😍😩

[@rofisbacc2004]

Nah fam look it this 3:01

[@ofish3582]

Rookie numbers

[@thedynamicdoggo4155]

Stolen comment

[@ianbryant3037]

@@Ryan-fk3oi stop....

[@lukeweaver8893]

we are all blessed with sam o'nella on this glorious day

[@rayzor181]

HUMMMMMM

[@lukeweaver8893]

Prussian Eagle no, dont

[@wetershinobi4111]

3:14 Calling wine a "social lubricant" is one of smartest I've ever heard it being described.

[@AwesomeBosses100]

So, apparently Sam is 6'3" One step closer to finding you irl

[@vandread]

Before that gets flamed, I used a dead meme, on a dead meme

[@PR0V1D3NCE_VA]

@@vandread go back to... uh, something. I don't know. I don't care. Im contributing nothing.

[@vandread]

@@PR0V1D3NCE_VA 4chan or any other of the channels

[@suzannewalsh3341]

that was very helpful thank you

[@zekchomenko2927]

@@PR0V1D3NCE_VA tumblr

[@soysauze2468]

I'm pretty sure, from experience, the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit is *the* stickiest place on Earth.

[@mazder_2709]

that can be taken in wildly different ways

[@evanqq]

Soy Sauze your moms room

[@BirdRaiserE]

Tfw it's the one nearest me

[@ishankbabies]

Imagine how much sweat, saliva, boogers, earwax, and semen would be in there. Don't forget the cheese and soda.

[@chilapox3]

Have you ever been to a Golden Corral? I haven't. Got stuck in the parking lot.

[@Beriorn]

The reason the molasses went fast was becasue there was a lot of it. Normally molasses is slow, but when you have 2.3 million gallons of the stuff pushing down on itself, the sheer weight of it will cause the otherwise tank-shaped molass-mass to collapse under its own weight and send itself flying everywhere with enough force to knock over trains.

[@waleedkhalid725]

And it was warm. You are, however, still slower than the molasses, *n e r d*

[@faresalsayed9005]

Waleed Khalid wow you are using nerd as an insult that just shows how young you are believing in these idiotic stereotypes

[@DaniiDearestt]

@@faresalsayed9005 did you watch the video?

[@Valbertoog]

Ya but it was for the joke. "your slower than molasses, nerd"

[@faresalsayed9005]

Valbert k

[@loneshewolf74]

I read about the molasses flood not long ago. It wasn't easy trying to be respectful for the victims when my evil brain wanted to make silly jokes like "now that was a sticky situation".

[@MassiveBreaker]

Some people say you can still smell the molasses on a hot day, I live in Boston and I can assure you *you can*

[@MegaPollitoconpapas]

awww yiss

[@CallieSqueakz]

*smells like… molasses?

[@Planefan1000]

If you can smell the molasses I'm pretty sure there's still some left lying around

[@jacquejosephmuelhaupt1853]

Massive Breaker ok

[@CHloE748]

This comment section is always full of sarcastic and witty comments..so I don’t know if I believe you. But I sure hope it’s true because that’s hilarious

[@goldenface1731]

The first story is one that I read during school.. the way the tank “fell over” is that a bolt that helped keep it together, popped off. The citizens said that it was so loud that it sounds like a gunshot. Moments after, many other bolts popped off and it basically exploded..

[@Boomer8824]

30 seconds into the video and I get a flash flood warning lmao

[@Boomer8824]

@@datshotgun5795 it was just a joke, i live in phoenix arizona and 1 warning doesnt mean shit, a bad storm here can get like 12 warnings in a couple hours

[@arxsaur]

Were you playing Roblox, survive natural disasters?

[@yaboyblacklist2431]

@@Boomer8824 I live a couple hours north of Phoenix, and that damn true.

[@James-vm2cl]

Boomer8824 bruh in New Mexico we get a tornado warning everyday

[@takamanch]

@@James-vm2cl bruh

[@andrewmiller2559]

Today, September 11, 2023, a new non-water flood has occurred. Portugal's streets have flooded with over 600,000 gallons of wine. Thought Sam may want to know.

[@Asathegoopy]

I do believe that’s been featured as a “food heist” on the Intentionally Blank Podcast. Assuming this is the one that was thought to be sabotage. I unfortunately do not know which episode

[@end3alph385]

"Good morning America" *Reports in England

[@annettekeenan3103]

I really got ticked off when he said that.

[@bparanteza9875]

(this is kinda late) that's why he said "no relation don't worry".

[@paincat7096]

A joke

[@oscarredfearn3492]

Annette Keenan it was a joke

[@kelvinchandler9524]

#1 on trending!!!! Good job bro, proud of ya!

[@angeljordan5209]

+Kelvin Chandler I've sp𝗲nt *2 dɑys, 11 h0urs 𝖺nd 45 m𝒊nut𝐞s* 0n YоuTube s1nc𝗲 18.5.2018! Chеck y0ur st𝛂ts: bcnzhb.viewr.stream

[@zexchevanimatins1612]

Kelvin Chandler now it is 3

[@lutello3012]

Along with the Paul brothers and makeup tutorials, not a proud place to be!

[@abhaymishra30]

I dont think it is on the trendimg page anymore

[@zexchevanimatins1612]

Kelvin Chandler still #4

[@binarycat1237]

I feel like you skipped an important detail with the molasses one, being that the tank was tall enough to *block the sun*

[@marinaredekopp1933]

i read "I sUrViVeD" it said that too

[@Shoxic666]

My hand is big enough to *block the sun* if positioned correctly.

[@halfway7690]

@@Shoxic666 and the sun can block out your eyes if you position it correctly.

[@bogboys2k]

@@halfway7690 lmao

[@irumfatima7795]

@@halfway7690 good one

[@whomair1]

Better add Diddy's house to that list 2:54

[@McSeal]

Nah with all the baby oil nothing can stick

[@MyDogTheTom]

Who’s Diddy?

[@scribblinglettersisfun]

@@MyDogTheTomit’s better you don’t know

[@weegeenumberone2]

THIS VIDEO WAS UPLOADED _SIX YEARS AGO_ *_STOP_*

[@Juneish_]

Another fun part of the molasses flood: it was from a factory that was making molasses, so it was still hot. Like, very hot. Melt your skin off kinda of hot. Fun times.

[@calvingreene90]

Nope the malaasses was from Caribbean sugar producers it was used as feedstock for making industrial alcohol. It was also to be the last time that tank was filled.

[@Juneish_]

@@calvingreene90 bro why are you responding to a comment from a year ago

[@ok1025]

@@Juneish_ why would they not

[@calvingreene90]

@@Juneish_ Being a year old doesn't magically make an incorrect comment correct.

[@north5385]

@@Juneish_ whatever he wants to do u daft bitch

[@benzeller3635]

“That means you’re slower than molasses... Nerd”

[@tylerhickling6674]

Wtf really people. You quoted the video and got a fuck tone of likes.. i dont understand!

[@fitzfizzy]

You must be new to youtube then

[@Geraduss]

People are stupid and like to like other stupid people. Its like a like I say!

[@ftresha]

Fricc off

[@finnishguy4002]

Fingers 57 >when your mom doesnt allow you to swear

[@ziontrask3459]

“so how did your uncle die” “molasses”

[@Ihaveagasmask]

Just don’t die

[@goatamatix894]

@@Ihaveagasmask dieing is kinda cringe

[@turtlesrprettycool3379]

“How did your grandfather die” “Drank too much flaming whisky”

[@joshuahadams]

They were surprisingly big moles.

[@CrossbredManiac]

I had originally learned about this event from the last English class I ever learned from (6 years ago) and I've thought about it nearly every day. It's nice to come back to this video and know that there will still be some people who will know what this is when I mention it in passing

[@leimizhou9092]

Sam O Nella for global dictator 2020 Humanity will gain wisdom

[@bruhicusmomentus3060]

pin this

[@BigT.Larrity]

Could only be an improvement on our current situation

[@JadedJaden]

1:11 4 Sams are 25 feet. Move that to 24 and divide by 4 and you get six feet. Divide the last 12 inches by 4 and you get 3 inches. Sam is 6'3"

[@patiencen1280]

quick maths

[@jt6451]

Nerd...

[@Nitrolord]

@@jt6451 Who says that's a bad thing

[@raksiie558]

Damn he tall

[@katiejaneh8562]

One tall boi

[@klimentmilanov]

Usually when a channel moves on to their promotion at the end of the video I already close it and move on to the next video but here I keep it going cuz I just wanna listen to Sam keep talking lol

[@tylerb428]

Kliment Milanov love how he just started screaming when he said the link, scared the shit out of me the first time

[@TheORBOTRON]

After the new video dropped yesterday, youtube showed me this video, which I thought was new for a moment. These past couple days have been an emotional rollercoaster.

[@GoldenPenHD]

The amount of ants that would arrive because of the molasses

[@rockhardmemes2203]

The Derp Chaos you edited your comment yet you still missed “because of from”

[@SoxExcalibur]

rock hard memes. thanks for the info gonna remove my like from his comment

[@burgerminus9390]

The Derp Chaos they all probably like drowned or something

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

The perfection of this bad grammar being from someone called "Derp Chaos" is biblical

[@SHAWNJX]

The Derp Chaos wouldnt they get stuck in the molaaaes

[@unintelligentpieceofhuman9658]

Thanks. See you in a month.

[@DJPink]

Unintelligent piece of Human good things need time to develop :)))

[@adannanmezi3672]

DJ Pink for a second I thought you were roasting the crap outta him 💀

[@Nugcon]

*year

[@kolooozer]

Sam o nella is just vsauce but instead it's replaced with shower thoughts. And then he puts research into those shower thoughts.

[@patrickhector]

And VSauce isn't basically just shower thoughts?

[@orbity842]

What if there the same person...

[@SuperMutantSomething]

Salmonella also brings up fucked up topics

[@shrekdidnothingwrong6156]

Vsauce music start's playing

[@iNotAnHacker]

The Boston Molassacre is a very tragic event but the name is a pun so it’s one of the funniest events ever

[@chocolateextravaganza1907]

There's nothing like cracking open a fresh can of street filth flavored beer I tell you what.

[@coolbeandip]

_fresh can_

[@victoria-fo7tx]

cracking open a cold one with the boys

[@murillocosta5044]

@@victoria-fo7tx damn you beat me to it

[@victoria-fo7tx]

Murillo Costa ;)

[@xanelennon3008]

I read this in hank hills voice

[@tanandalynch9441]

5:45 she was in a parked car and the coffee was served at nearly 200 degrees Fahrenheit. She suffered severe 3rd degree burns and had to undergo skin grafts. She only wanted enough to pay her medical bills but they only offfered $80. She sued and won. McDonalds had received over 700 complaints of burned customers prior to this incident

[@iB_pOpN]

Lol.

[@_taylor_1604]

Just minding your own business and *WHAM* A giant wave of fire comes down AND PEOPLE START DRINKING IT

[@nortonthe]

Well free drinks are free drinks even if they are on fire

[@awsomesauce03]

Dubliners will find a way to turn any situation into alcohol fuelled degeneracy. It snowed alot last year and about 20 people took the fact no police could get out in cars too knock down an entire supermarket with a digger.

[@greenland5206]

Well it was Ireland

[@ClannCholmain]

I’m Irish, I endorse this comment.

[@tcaac915]

Crack open a hot one with the boys

[@drowsehouse]

i watched ur videos when i was in the hospital for three days due to some weird shit i cannot understand to this day but thanks for these vids

[@jashak9291]

Hey Sam, can you make a video about the dutch tulip mania, where they would litterally trade houses for tulib bulbs?

[@mann8557]

Jashak yes

[@FluffiestBunBuns]

Pleasseeeeeee i want to see a video on this

[@riversdudley4650]

I think he mentioned this in another of his videos!

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

YESSS!!!

[@jaspershepherdsmith9047]

As someone who regularly trades obscene amounts of money for plants, I would love to see this

[@Kirealta]

As an Irishman I'm starting to think the stereotype is real.

[@Bob-Roberts]

You didn't think having a pub on near every street didn't prove the stereotype?

[@tc2241]

@@Bob-Roberts pubs....the classy man's l liquor store

[@rafaelalodio5116]

How much whiskey do you consume weekly? If you have an answer for this question the stereotype is real.

[@Kirealta]

@@rafaelalodio5116 Wellllll, I mean, enough to keep the shakes at bay.

[@randomuruk7230]

pubs are dying off in Ireland

[@crispy9542]

3:09 imagine seeing that thing run towards you at 30 miles per hour

[@mcmb8254]

Idk man that things kinda cute like a dog or a house cat

[@skelliger]

@@mcmb8254 are you doing ok mentally?

[@Hamster-ip9gw]

I would want a pet fire dog cat

[@therailwayduck3919]

Boston tea party: throws tea into harbor Boston molasses flood: throws molasses into harbor Great Depression: throws expired milk into harbor Boston harbor is milk tea

[@antiscribe4150]

When you realize every flood was related to alcohol.

[@JonatasAdoM]

lve noticed a pattern after the first 2

[@mattevans4377]

Yeah, video should have been called 'history's worst alcohol floods'.

[@are3287]

@@mattevans4377 Molassis isnt alcohol

[@emyron1843]

@@are3287 true, but they were storing the molasses for, you guessed it, alcohol

[@caroline6218]

What about lava? It’s slow but I guess you could call it a non-water flood?

[@ruven3703]

Totally deserved #1 trending of the day.

[@clipso9061]

You can hear it in his voice his sanity is slipping

[@Geraduss]

Wait that would imply that he ever had any?

[@jjstewart4341]

On yet another binge now he’s back

[@caseygreyson4178]

I guess you could call it a molassacre

[@c17bykenshi67]

Casey Greyson well done

[@blobbertmcblob4888]

lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelel *screeching*

[@tiredhedgehog4608]

NO

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Oh wow. 😳😖😂

[@-chemicalgee-4625]

Get out

[@retroactivewaste7834]

“God works in mysterious ways maybe you were meant to be a mermaid”

[@alias4795]

this comment is perfect

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

I read it as he said it

[@HardlegGaming]

Nice list, but you completely forgot about young Jimmy Stavez of Jupiter Florida, who in 2015 subscribed to thirty two hundred KZbin channel and was tragically killed by a flood of content when they all uploaded at once.

[@HardlegGaming]

Also he was shot, but I like to think it was the content that killed him.

[@mazder_2709]

good ole florida man

[@hernameisprinback1828]

He forgot the flood of blood from my puss puss.

[@nickcarney6736]

@@HardlegGaming interesting to see you here.

[@theolddeus9672]

@@hernameisprinback1828 what the hell?

[@lemone630]

Me rewatching all of Sam's videos so I'm caught up on the lore:

[@DragonFang409]

Of course Of course we had a whiskey flood Edit: and of course, we drank it

[@benselectionforcasting4172]

Shit sounds like the smart thing to do.

[@andrewchapman2039]

Yeah it sounds like our neck of the woods, doesn't it. Two alcohol floods, and everyone decided to have a sip.

[@leonardodavinci3589]

And every death was from alcohol poisoning

[@DragonFang409]

Ayisha Ray Gonzales what did I do?

[@jkrai9684]

HES BACK!!!

[@kayseek1248]

The Man In The Void he’s always been here.

[@John_Sturgeon]

And already gone

[@idkshtt]

The Man In The Void it wasn’t even that long

[@tar4825]

Title: *Non-Water Floods* Me: *War-like flashbacks to when I ate 3 spicy burritos in a row*

[@2001missmolli]

UwU what's this FRICKIN JEM OF A COMMENT

[@outtathepantry]

Your name checks out..

[@tar4825]

Cami Lmao

[@silliestnico]

Lol rip bro

[@rsgaming7792]

*has flashbacks to eating 4 spicy burritos from taco bell*

[@paula8515]

Welp, Sam has finally returned. Time for a binge.

[@Halbairn]

Thank you Sam, very cool! *See you next month!*

[@brycepavlov2403]

i wish sam would just make one big vid every other month

[@manitobal309]

Decade

[@lilcursebreaker5571]

Century*

[@snicklepum5758]

White Sardines you spelled eon wrong

[@liamhackney5045]

@@snicklepum5758 supereon*

[@patrickhector]

For the molasses flood, you neglected to mention the one guy who survived the entire thing by bodysurfing the massive tsunami of mole asses

[@finnishguy4002]

Patrick Hect "Mole asses" lol

[@Odinsday]

That was the best part.

[@EappleSandbox]

Thanks for the vid. I assume the next time we'll see you is when we're all screaming Happy New Years

[@acewiddlewade2566]

Eapple Gamerz probably

[@darkonyx6995]

Ohhh boy, one could say that this video aged like "wine".

[@madinkan]

I am from Brazil. A few years ago the city of Niteroi, adjacent to the city of Rio de Janeiro, had an event we call "Tsumerda", translating it means "Tsushit". The walls of a sewage treatment plant broke and a huge wave of sewage came down the streets carrying cars and whatever was on its way. Incredibly, the same city had a similar catastrophe a few years back. There was a considerably large hill that was formed from an abandoned landfill, and people started to build houses on that land. During one day of heavy rain a piece of this hill came down in an avalanche of garbage. Quite a few people died on this day.

[@doomsday2_]

Funny.

[@user-lu4xp7iv8c]

Edgard Pinheiro O M F G

[@RolfHartmann]

Both sound like something out of Idocracy. Horrible mismanagement at the higher levels.

[@DaviRenania]

TSUMERDA

[@sansirow4595]

And the company responsible for it still hasn't been sued properly... fuck

[@HPayne62]

Apparently Sam O'nella is 6'3", according to the diagram.

[@bigpapa7645]

DaleJrFan_62 I can believe it

[@hulujuju5051]

Big Papa What math are you doing that I keep getting wrong?! Wouldn’t that be 5 ft?

[@nightxiao]

Hulu Juju no he used 4mini sams and so 4•5=20 but there were 25 ft of molasses

[@schmooca]

Hulu Juju 25/4 = 6.25 6.25 feet = 6’3” since a foot is 12 inches, this means that a fourth is 3 inches, making it 6’3”

[@bunniesprout9754]

@@nightxiao m I n I s a m s

[@pocketsjazz]

Alcohol: * is tired of being consumed * Alcohol: * becomes lit by fire * Irish: * drinks the alcohol anyways * Flame: Am I a joke to you?

[@nore5888]

XD

[@Anna-tc6rz]

You've obviously never seen people literally light shots on fire to drink them

[@rellfrm405]

@@Anna-tc6rz You're *obviously* fun at parties.

[@darn4700]

I am irish and I can confirm fire doesn’t exist here

[@nickolassuzza4501]

Need to come back to this vid Sam, new flood of red wine happened

[@billford_joe1128]

“why didnt you do your homework?” “it was an act of god”

[@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202]

and brother of faith, believe me, god was acting 350 days of the year.

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

@@yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 the other 15 days he was like "Nah i'mma let everyone fend for themselves and hope nobody gets killed in stupid ways"